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Microsoft Dictation Trials poems

 

By

 

Jake Cosmos Aller

 

 

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials  Found Poem

 

The following is a verbatim copy of the gibberish that Microsoft dictation software spew

forth the first ten times I tried it.  First I could not get it to recognize any thing.  I called Microsoft tech support who suggested I reformat my hard drive and did not suggest that I buy an external mike.  I did at Best Buy and then the program worked after I rebooted the computer six times and went through the set-up microphone procedure three times.

 

I thought that the results of this experiment were at times ludicrous so thought it would make a fine found poem.  I merely broke it into stanzas otherwise the words are the way it typed out on the screen.  I found if I spoke really slow the error rate was a bit less, if I spoke too fast it just did nothing.

 

I sent this to Microsoft but don’t expect a response.

 

Thanks

Enjoy

 

Begin Microsoft dictation found poem:

 

Her and they moved to

a the final inspection went well

with E wall

back to the apartment

 

and brown

we had left the keys

are in the car

 

but fortunately

we ran two

are rules that TV does not

 

ruin were bought

baby by Jews

they’ll be able to see you

and your evening

 

we win

two Home Depot and Costco

and then who can free pizza

for dinner we want to eastern market

and shot the movie

dress report to the berber

back home

and went to bed

about the nine

 

the dictation is working up

from 50% of the time

cue-card will keep

the hope that the difference

in win over to

 

in the meantime

I will keep brokerage

and user to ride

bay from all working

 

you in this

 is Trevor Rowe junior middle school?

 

Microsoft did tuition

continues two 50%

of the time

one the visual dictation data

his sometimes schuler’s

shall I am sure

 

even when you shoot a film,

today we’ll meet with Perot’s

to turn over the key

and then paid the porch

and weather permits

 

and then maybe have dinner

with more drivers

wore see the movie

Mama Mia

 

should be a good

if I have time

High-level

also do some solutions all

 

Still having problems with my group

saw fit to Asia

still very strange

each results

it’s well as run

the south: today in that age

 

When to the house

and your lunch

had a good lunch

when the two D. Meyer

 

we are only eight at the red cross

to the I had a BLT

center with each 10 home

 

to ensure came home

at 230 and we walked

back to the house

 

did was a very hot air

to move the best way

to beat the fencing guy

 

Go to End

 

can show them the fencing edition

about $4000 or so

came home to a

Her and then run back home

Had celebrated for dinner

and wash two episodes of a series of unfortunate events

than started reading The two men

 

To the house

and the DM 2 me

the pay

for its then

Go to End

 

go to the paint shop

to buy more pain

noses were very first

 

Go to End

 

had too old

to be in this meet pizza.

 

Go to End

 

Went out at 8 am

to the house to meet

had too old to be in this meet pizza

have peace of for dinner

 

go to Sly and the Family Stone Yes No?

Play Summer Time in the City Yes

 

the painters

then walked to the Paint Shop

the in the top of the state intends

the the the the the the the

Pizza

Dinner salad

Say number okay   4444

6666

2222

 

End Document

 

Save Changes Journal Yes No

Can’t complete last command

Undo command

Can’t save

 

Came back from the upper

the painting works great

progress

 

is how so

in a very hot as hell

bent tonight

 

will go to trade for Jones

for home to home

Number of records by second baseman from voting

and an batteries for remote control

shown

or just for a number of town hall

 

 

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem one part two

When to the house

and your lunch

had a good lunch

when the two D. Meyer

 

we are only eight at the red cross

to the I had a BLT

center with each 10 home

 

to ensure came home

at 230 and we walked

back to the house

 

did was a very hot air

to move the best way

to beat the fencing guy

 

Go to End

 

can show them the fencing edition

about $4000 or so

came home to a

Her and then run back home

Had celebrated for dinner

and wash two episodes of a series of unfortunate events

than started reading The two men

 

To the house

and the DM 2 me

the pay

for its then

Go to End

 

go to the paint shop

to buy more pain

noses were very first

 

Go to End

 

had too old

to be in this meet pizza.

 

Go to End

 

Went out at 8 am

to the house to meet

had too old to be in this meet pizza

have peace of for dinner

 

go to Sly and the Family Stone Yes No?

Play Summer Time in the City Yes

 

the painters

then walked to the Paint Shop

the in the top of the state intends

the the the the the the the

Pizza

Dinner salad

Say number okay   4444

6666

2222

 

End Document

 

Save Changes Journal Yes No

Can’t complete last command

Undo command

Can’t save

 

Came back from the upper

the painting works great

progress

 

is how so

in a very hot as hell

bent tonight

 

will go to trade for Jones

for home to home

Number of records by second baseman from voting

and an batteries for remote control

shown

or just for a number of town hall

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials Found Poem Number

Two

 

The painting went very well

it looks much better

 

it was a very hot day

will vote by

 

Microsoft trials dictation from:

and submitted it to two journals

and micro soft

 

don’t expect a response from mike

were shocked but had fun writing it

will keep track of market conditions

 

for a second from over tonight

we’ll work on my problem

for the interview

 

and take a walk to trader joe’s

two are home to worry:

 

Aaron will start working on

OK at the base of king too

 

fast and the bees

nonsense continue nonsense

Iraqis problem number one

priority right now but

 

Things to do

123

 OK now I get your attention

I wanna go too sole

 

and Endgo

some and then being term

and then USA

 

and then Washington, DC

and then Baltimore

 

and then I wanna

will be with the idea being done

on the stand

 

will be OK enough tomorrow

I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988

just 8:00 AM.

 

The I am having a meeting with an array

annually and aHer

a OK on we’re going to talk

 

to a jester of two

come up with solutions

we need to two fans

 

and players

repaid the painting repairs

 

we are paying the bill

from both the house we’ve passed,

 

my treatment

we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed

 

we have a new tenant

rules being new tenant

is a very good

 

10

I think

 

are we were making

very much you need to do better

 

to stop of studies

now me as Sarah

 

Mr. Allen not an island

is an error

that have a need

 

for an offense of offering Maisie’s

backing separate

from the public

often salad

 

End of the night

of the committee

of the ways

 

to hire the answer you

get a better

 

 

 

Microsoft Dictation trials

Found Poem Three

 

Inspection report

meeting went well

met with him

only at age six
G P silver in the damage

is shown her

the news from the rear

and as well as shown

for the termite damage.

 

In the termite
go we had been a UGS

 

the basic questions of morality

and using this statement

denying them the answer

most questions

 

afterwards

we went outside

to take a picture

 

although the front porch

into I noticed

 

there was something

very strange looking

at the front porch

 

the pedestal

on the front porch

were quoted

so he headed

 

from facing the street

and in from the street

station house

the fed is still on

 

riding his meaning

to the eye

and that has left his leading

to the left

 

we noticed

there were cracks

in the forge:

 

long the foliage

including the crack

on in the front door

 

we also know

is that the doors

are at opening

in the awkward men

 

we also noticed

a big crowd

on the right side of the house

 

on in the mist

airways to the right baseline

 

we took a look

at the the souls in 141571413 1415

that this is an old event in 1413

 

 

left as to his meeting

in Ford’s 111415

in the right one

is even for now

 

we suspect that uses serious settlement issue

in that the house is cracking

on the house

in the house

is trying to balance

 

its closing the porch

this is just

what left

in the says

this is a serious issue

 

we are sending information

to a lawyer

asked his advice

before we can’t turn our

insurance for content and

Rescinded the new

 

we will go to the court

has to figure out the procedures

for the deal

 

against the key man

this evening

I hope to do some writing

style dictation

 

Poem Four

 

Green tree

is in the Kingstown Property

in Alexandria

with her mother

and are tended to Jeff

 

my mother in the wall

is berating jobs for some reason

to handle

 

and tell my mother to calm down

as Jeff has a temper problem

job is getting very angry

 

Juppe pulls out a gun

and serves the shooting of my mother

the mall and should serve five or six times

in the head

 

my wife forays into a closet

and Hans hoping that jobs

will not find her

and she wonders

 

what would happen know

that her mother

 

in all my mother’s death

and the she wonders

what will happen

 

because im not there

at the time

 

and she fears Jeff

shooting in the wall

 

and that is the end

of the current in that age

 

 

 

Poem Five

 

Telco one

not until 5:00 PM

 

had objected

lack of will

 

come back

and go to some of actor dinner

 

will fix the car tomorrow

and work on my appeal

 

might work

and the appeal

 

denied me

to get on the other headphones

 

when we go to the own charm

on Thursday

 

will build

and Costco tomorrow

 

dictation is working

but still funky

 

but it will when it finally works

watch and at the showboat

Mr. Sunshine

 

before taking all along

that low energy

 

back to two long flight

stop dictation

of up to the line

 

 

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