Tag: food

  • Cosmos Fitness Tips January 2025 Updates!

    Cosmos Fitness Tips January 2025 Updates!

    Cosmos Fitness Tips January 2025 Updates!

    Cosmos Fitness Regime Updates
    Cosmos Fitness Regime

    I have added a few new routines to my daily fitness regime and have achieved great results. After a month of the new fitness regime, I weighed 171.5 pounds this morning, the lowest weight I have had since I was 25, and weighed 165 pounds. I was recovering from Thyroid after three weeks in the hospital in Korea during the Peace Corps. For more on that ordeal, see Cheating Death 22 times below

    My daily blood sugar readings hit 106 today, last week it hit 98 two days in a row before going up to 115, then back down. My goal is to reach 170 pounds and 98 or less blood sugar levels and stabilize both. Both goals are easily achievable.

     New Routine Daily walking 17 flights of stairs

    Prior to and after each meal for a total of six times per day. I have gained muscles in my legs and core area, dropped my belly fat and dropped my blood sugar levels and feel a lot more energetic.

     Stair Yoga rises with weights ten reps

    Prior to and after stair walking

    Dumbell weight lifting 10 reps three times

    Prior to and after stair walking

    Diet routine

    Limit pasta/rice carbs to lunch

    Oatmeal or smoothie for breakfast

    A light dinner salad or fish

    Wine or cocktail no more than three times per week

    Go out for meals no more than four times per week

    Ceregem while reading one hour before bed about 10 pm or so

    accupunture,  facial, massage, sauna once a week after March waiting for winter covid/flu surge to subside

    retest blood work in June 

    get COVID booster in June and COVID/Flu booster in November 

     Creative Writing Routine

    For my daily writing, copy my writing to my creative writing journal and to my spreadsheet after each morning writing session and to corresponding subject files should take about 30 minutes to 45 minutes and its worth it to keep better organized

    Do WC prompts daily,

     Fan story every other day

     and resume Pensively once a week (not posting)

    copy reviewed poems to my book read list daily

    Posting on All poetry. Poetry Soup. Cosmos Funnel, Poetry Magnum Opus FB poetry sites pick two per day, and Poet Hunter once a week or so   Once a week pick 7 poems to post and three new ones for contest entries.

    Post Same ten poems posted on WC or FS so I can save some for publication

    Pick five to ten unpublished poems per week mix of new and old

    Submit three times per week on average

    Blog on or two times per week

    Continue alternating between Classics, Poetry and thrillers etc

    Next up Publo Nurundo Poems in Spanish and English followed by Kate Collins Awakining

    part of 50 Books to Read Volume 2.

    PIano Goals – Daily pratice  Bach WTC, Beethoven and Mozart Sonatas 

    Korean – Finish Duolingo, then take advanced Korean classes on line  watch K drama every other day

    End

    breakfast of champions

    Every morning,
    I wake up
    To my morning smoothie
    Truly a breakfast of champions.

    Apple cider vinegar
    Avocados
    Basil
    Sprouted Red beans
    Collagen
    Collagen peptides
    Ginseng root
    Ginger
    Home-made kefir
    Hemp seed oil
    Kale
    Honey
    Insulin prebiotic fiber
    Macca root
    Prebiotic fiber boost
    Spinach
    Walnuts
    Wheat glass.

    Fruit – fresh when available
    Otherwise, frozen fruit is okay.

    Apples
    Bananas
    Pineapple
    Blueberries
    Pomegranate powder
    Raspberries
    Strawberries.

    Juice.

    Cranberry juice
    Lemmon juice
    Lime juice
    Pear juice
    Pomegranate juice.

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  • April 2023 Poetry Dew Drop In April 11-15

    April 2023 Poetry Dew Drop In April 11-15

    April 2023 Poetry Dew Drop In April 11-20

    • April 2023 Poems2023/04/13
    • Writers Digest April 2023 Poems2023/04/12
    • April 2023 Dew Drop In Poems2023/04/09
    • April 30th, 2022 Poems2022/05/02
    • April 29th Poems2022/05/02
    • April 28, 2022 Poems2022/05/02

    April 16—Apologies for something
    April 17—Incorporate wine or spirits somehow…
    April 18—Incorporate a ghost or spirits somehow…
    April 18  –  Ghosts in Vietnam  Writing com
    April 19—A fragrance
    April 20—A fabric…or sewing, knitting, fiber arts…

    April 16—Apologies for something

    I will never back d
    I will never apologize
    For daring to fall in love
    With you

    Ever since I met you
    I have been enslaved
    To your love
    And for that,
    I will never
    Ever
    Apologize

    Enjoying red wine at Sunset

    wine
    wine

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    At the end of the day
    I pour a glass of red wine
    Just enjoying the moment
    With the love of my life
    As the sun sets over the West sea

    The Wayra appears to be the South American version of the Haiku with five unrhymed lines, containing 5, 7, 7, 6, and 8 syllables, respectively, as described and demonstrated in the following links:

    https://www.poetrymagnumopus.com/topic/2187-wayra/

    The Wayra (Quechua – wind ) is a popular verse form of Peru and Bolivia. It appears it originated in an indigenous Quechua language but has found its way into Spanish literature. It is a short syllabic verse form found at Vole Central and some other sites around the internet.

    The elements of the Wayra are:

    a pentastich, a poem in 5 lines.
    syllabic, 5-7-7-6-8
    unrhymed.

    No Surrender by Judi Van Gorder

    The dark dugout cuts
    through still waters of the dense
    Everglades. Undefeated
    the sovereign Seminole
    survive. Warriors in the wind.

    Note: The Seminole Indians of Florida are the only indigenous tribe within the borders of the US to never surrender to the US army. The indigenous Seminole word for wind is also warm.

    Flying South – The Wayra

    Double Wayra

    The hot oil sizzles
    veggies hurled against their will
    spluttering in peeved protest
    they hold on to crisp snap
    teeth bite into the crunchiness

    2. Shadows
    Shadows dimmed by grunge
    slink past mental palisade
    tiptoeing without scruples
    through customary cracks
    ensnared by cobwebs in my chest
    Written for diverse.

    April 18—Incorporate a ghost or

    spirits somehow…

    Ghosts in Vietnam

    Back in 1994,
    I first visited Vietnam
    I came back in 2019
    prior to the COVID lockdowns.

    I was a few years too young
    To have gone to Vietnam
    During the war.

    But having gr up
    In Berkeley, I knew a lot
    About the war.

    When I came back in 2019
    We stayed near the Pham Ngu Lao
    Backpackers district,
    filled with foreigners.

    Many of them were elderly men
    Returning to Vietnam.
    Revisiting the country
    Where they had fought
    The war was so long ago.

    I could not shake the feeling
    there were ghosts of the dead
    Still roaming around the country.

    We went on a tour of the Chu Chi tunnels
    The Viet Kong
    used throughout the war.

    The US-led coalition was never able
    To completely shut d the tunnels
    Or even locate many of them.

    The tunnels have been restored
    Part of the war tourism industry
    That has emerged in Vietnam

    Vietnam is both proud that
    they defeated the US
    But has also become friendly

    I and my wife entered the tunnel
    I had to crawl through the tunnels
    And began to panic

    Imagining that the tunnels
    Were filled with the enemy
    That was ready to kill me

    I saw the ghosts
    of both the Viet Kong
    And the hapless US
    soldiers fighting them

    I felt that I had
    gone back in time
    Was there

    I got out
    fleeing the ghosts
    Who was laughing at me.

    When I got back
    While having dinner
    In the backpacker’s district

    I look up and saw
    An old American
    dressed in full battle gear

    Having a beer
    across the street
    I went back to my dinner

    Looked up
    a few minutes later
    The man was gone

    And I felt I had seen
    Yet another ghost
    In Vietnam.

    April 19—A fragrance

    Korean Food
    Korean Food

     

     

     

     

     

     

    The Fragrance of Korean K Food

    I love Korean food
    K food

    I love the taste
    I love the fragrance
    I love the smells

    I love the texture
    I love the feel
    I love how it looks

    Fell in love with it
    And all things Korean

    Back in 1979
    When I first went there
    In the U.S. Peace Corps

    Korean food is somewhat like
    Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Thai
    With some American influences as well

    But it is all done in a unique Korean style

    Everything is cooked with special spices
    A mixture of chili paste, garlic, fish sauce,
    Onions, scallions, soy sauce,
    salt, Tofu, Panjang sauce, and soju (liquor).

    Often cooked with beef, chicken, clams, eggs, fish,
    kimchi, intestines meat, mushrooms, mussels,
    oysters and/or pork,

    Every meal consists of rice, kimchi
    (pickled vegetables usually cabbage)
    The main entry is either beef, chicken, fish, or pork,
    Rice
    And multiple vegetable side dishes
    Including western style salad

    The entire meal
    a feast for the eyes
    Nose and mouth

    With a delicious unique
    aroma, fragrance,
    Taste and texture
    Uniquely Korean.

    All washed d
    with Korean beer, liquor (soju) or
    or rice wine or Western wine

    my favorites include

    Bulgogi chongsik (with all the side dishes) 불고기 총식
    Kalbi chongsik (with all the side dishes) 칼비 총식
    Calamari 오징어
    Fried Chicken 닭 튀김
    Chuncheon Chicken ribs 춘천 닭갈비
    Dumplings 만두
    Fried rice 볶음밥
    High-rice카레라이스
    Korean curry rice 카레라이스
    Kimpop rice wrapped in seaweed 김팝
    Korean soups 한국 수프
    My favorite army stew 군대 스튜
    Kalbitang (Beef rib soup) 칼비탕
    Beef Turnip soup 쇠고기 순무 스프
    Ginseng Chicken soup 인삼 치킨 수프
    Kimchi stew 김치찌개
    Tanjung stew 짱짱찌개
    Bibimbap Mixed vegetables and rice with an egg on top비빔밥
    Kalkooksu noodles 칼국수
    Ramyeon 라면
    Mushroom stew 버섯 스튜
    Soondaeboo tofu stew 순대부두부찌개
    Sashimi 생선회
    Sushi 돈까스
    Fried mackerel 고등어 튀김
    Octopus 낫지
    Omrice korean omelet 오므라이스
    Porridge 문어
    Shrimp 새우

    The Fabric of My Life Life
    The Fabric of My Life April 2023 Poems
    The fabric of My Life Dew Drop In
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    April 20—A fabric…or sewing, knitting, fiber arts…

    I often thought
    That it would
    be difficult
    to fully express
    the fabric that
    is my life
    so many diverse strands
    to weave
    to tell my story

    TBC

    The End

  • Synchronized Chaos Publishes New Poems

    Synchronized Chaos Publishes New Poems

    Synchronized Chaos has published my work again.

    Ink Pantry, Scarlet Leaf, Spill Words, Synchronized Chaos, Two Drops of Ink, have published 15 of my recent poems. The poems are posted below along with audio and photo clips.

    Scarlet Leaf review will publish these poems in the following order:
    The year that was – Anniversary issue
    JAN: The terrifying teens
    FEB: 2020 Plans Rondeau (Dream, Fate)
               The oyster
                Morning Light
              2019 The last year
    March: Dora Intergalactic Explorer
               Mocking faces
                Fear of falling
                Cosmos takes over
    Spill Words has published ” Hitch Hiking Tales”

    Synchronized Chaos Publication

    List

    1/2/2020 2019 the Year that was

    1/2/2020 the terrifying teens

    1/3/2020 Dreams

    1/3/2020  Fate

    1/3/2020|the Oyster Speaks Up

    prior publication

    the Dogs of War are Howling

    Idiots in High Places

    Masters of the Universe

    When Will This Madness End

    End of the World Blues – FB Posting Found Poem

    the year that was

    January

    The world watches in amazement
    Longest shut down in history
    Watching it all in Korea
    contemplating escaping the cold winter

    February

    World watches as North Korea and the US
    Walking back from the brink of war
    escaping the cold winter blues
    revisiting Vietnam after 15 years

    March

    The chaos president continues his chaos tour
    the world begins to ignore his constant insane tweets
    heading back to DC inspecting property
    seeing old friends glad I retired

    April

    the chaos King’s policy remains a shamble
    as the Mueller team closes in
    in Korea I write a poem a day
    and begin to become a publish writer

    May

    watching from afar
    the chaos in DC and the world
    traveling to DC to inspect property
    celebrating my wife’s big 60

    June

    the President walks away
    from anon deal with the North Koreans
    I am back in DC
    end up cruising to Alaska

    July

    watching the insanity in DC
    while visiting Alaska, Seattle and Yakima
    visiting my father’s grave in Yakima
    communing with family ghosts

    August

    the dog days of summer the world is consumed
    And in the worldwars, rumors of war, trade wars
    retuning to Korea
    surviving the August sauna like summer

    September end of the world he does subway malevolent today

    The whistle blower sets off a bomb he December 11 Internet is it a fire fire is our burning bright and then go nearly as high places have shown is doing and one of aggression turning in our in our lives behind unless I know Mimi is just laying on the side there’s a Denteley harji quality to it as the world burn some money in the world approaches I have where in his van horn of the house and is in a green fire 25 music Viking in my memory and was hellish
    the president lies no quid for quo perfect all
    trying to avoid watching the news
    hiking in the Korean mountains with old friends

    October

    the President flitters about my crisis after another
    the UN diplomats laugh at him national humiliation
    returning to DC, yet again more property blues
    celebrating my 64th year orbiting the sun

    November

    the House starts formal impeachment hearings
    watching fascinated by the impeachment drama
    entering my third NoVoWrMo competition with Timeless Love
    ending the month sudden surprise trip to Okinawa

    December

    the year ends on a high dramatic
    President Trump becomes the 3rd impeached President
    hiking enjoying the late autumn like weather
    contemplating my wealth at the end of the year

    the Terrifying Teens

    2010

    The dark days of the great recession
    Begin slowly to fade away
    Ending my Barbados experience
    the best job in the foreign service on high note
    best labor officer award

    2011

    the president and Congress locked in battle battles
    glimmer of hope as economy comes back to life
    Studying Spanish arriving in Spain
    worst year ever part of three years bad luck

    2012

    the US re-elects the Black President
    rejecting Romney entitlement mentality
    I leave Spain my last foreign posting
    buying new property in the fall

    2013

    In the US the religious right
    loose the social Battling gay marriage, legal pot
    Starting a new job as an evaluate program evaluator
    ending my six month wandering the halls of State

    2014

    The tea party rebellion on the right
    Moving to Capitol Hill
    My sister’s sudden death rattles me

    2015

    The end of the Obama era
    Was this the beginning of the end of America
    Beginning the year with a new job
    resolving to retire, enjoy life while I still can

    2016

    American voters succumb to madness
    Elects the mad would be king President Trump
    We traveled across the country 10,000 miles
    To celebrate the end of my foreign service career

    2017

    the year of the chaos president
    Fast and furious disruption to the norms
    Went to Oregon to renovate property
    becoming wealthy in the process

    2018

    the American public woke up
    Send a blue wave to clean up the mess
    Moving back to Korea
    Blogging up a storm

    2019

    in the end of the year that was
    The house races up and impeach is the president
    I travel to Vietnam, Alaska, Washington, Oregon, California and Okinawa

    Dreams

    Dream what may come
    Recalling past lives lived

    Every fantasy comes to life
    All night long

    More nightmares to come
    So many worlds to explore

    Fate

    Fate has a way
    Many years ago I was surprised to findAlways catching up
    To you

    embrace your fate
    that is what’s up

    at the end of the day
    Endless dancing away

    The Oyster Speaks Up

    oysters
    oysters

    A diner sits down
    looking forward
    to eating oysters

    it was their season
    after all

     

    just as he was about
    to pounce
    on the oysters

    the head oyster spoke up
    saying
    hey human what the hell
    do you think you are doing?

    you think you have the right
    to eat me?

    that’s violating my human right
    don’t ya think?

    the diner laughed
    said to the oyster

    shut up and accept
    it is your fate
    to be eaten this date

    just let me enjoy eating you
    and you have no human rights

    as you are in fact
    not human don’t ya know?

    eating the complaining oyster
    shutting him up
    as he ate him up

    Prior Publication

    Dogs of War are Howling and other poems were published earlier in Synchronized chaos. I wrote the poem, “Dogs of War are Howling” in 2003, and updated it in 2017.

    The Dogs of War are Howling

    dogs of war howling
    dogs of war howling

    The Dogs of War
    Have been set free
    Of their cage

    And are out
    Howling at the moon

    The Dogs of War
    Have been set free

     

    To wreck what havoc
    Might be

    Yes, the Dogs of War
    The Hell Hounds
    Have bound out of their cages

    Sniffed about
    And smiled

    At the destruction they saw
    They knew soon

    They would be in their element
    As the world descends into chaos
    The Dogs of war
    Are at foot

    The chaos is upon us
    The evil grows and grows

    And dark noises are heard
    Here and there

    And the dogs of war
    Smiled

    They knew soon
    They would be in their element

    The war machines
    Came to life

    The plans came out of the books
    The military might be unleashed

    And the Dogs of war
    Smiled and howled at the moon

    And the rest of the world
    Shuddered
    At the thought of what was yet to be

    Satan on the other hand
    Was happy as can be

    With the evil shit
    That was going down

    He smiled
    Patted his hell hounds
    And told his dogs

    The war to end all wars
    Armageddon is upon us my friend

    Soon, mankind will know
    The face of absolute evil

    And they will love it
    When I take over

    The armies prepare
    The bombers prepare

    And the dogs of war
    Are happy
    Unleashed to do their mischief

    And soon millions may die
    And the pits of hell
    Will open up

    And the judgement day
    May be upon us all

    Madness descends upon the land
    The fog of hate envelops us all

    And reason and civilization
    Fall away

    As the Dogs of War
    And their minions
    Take over the minds of man

    And the end of the world
    And the beginning of the end times
    Come upon us all

    The usual lies descend upon the world
    Kim Jong Un is evil personified

    He must be destroyed over there
    Before he can destroy us over here

    The lies continue unabated
    And Kim plays along
    With each day unleashing another threat

    With Trump and his minions
    Responding in time

    Saying the time for talk is over
    The time for robust action is here

    The machinery of war
    Once unleashed
    Can’t easily be stopped

    There is a certain cruel logic
    That demands that the war go on

    And people die
    And people suffer

    And the US goes bankrupt
    Morally and fiscally

    And the evil that men do
    Goes on and on and on

    But the war machine must be fed
    The munitions makers must be paid

    As each million-dollar missile is launched
    Millions more are made

    And the corporations
    Think of the endless profits
    To be made

    Every time they kill
    With the war machines

    But who cares about the victims
    They are nothing but collateral damage

    Who cares about the soldiers
    Nothing but cannon fodder

    Who gives a damn
    About the dead
    They are dead and gone

    Just think about the profits
    Think about the profits

    Satan is happy
    The dogs of war are free at last

    Idiots in High Places

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    US President Donald Trump speaks about 5G network deployment in the Roosevelt Room of the White House in Washington, DC, on April 12, 2019. (Photo by NICHOLAS KAMM / AFP) (Photo credit  mini years ago I was amazed to find so many idiots in a place over the worldshould read NICHOLAS KAMM/AFP/Getty Images)

    this poem has been published in a number of other sites.

     

     

     

     

     

    Many years ago
    I was amazed to see
    So many idiots in high places how are name

    All over the world
    Senators, congressmen
    Office directors

    so many idiots
    in high place

    all over the world
    Presidents
    Corporation CEO’s

    All were idiots
    Completely stupid

    People who should have known
    A thing or so
    because they should have seen a thing or so

    and yet these idiots in high places
    would reveal their total ignorance

    every time they opened their mouth
    or tweet or email their profoundly wrong thoughts

    and it never ceased to amaze me
    that few ever challenged these idiots
    few ever said but you are wrong
    or you don’t have a clue

    and these idiots caused so much damage
    to those around them
    to the country and the world

    and now we have the idiot in chief
    in charge of the richest most powerful country
    the world has ever known

    and I wonder how
    in a country of 350 million people
    we ended up with such an idiot in charge

    But the idiots in high places phenomenon
    Exists everywhere

    Corporations made stupid decisions
    Countries make incredibly bad decisions

    And these idiots in high places
    Can’t hide their ignorance and pure stupidity

    They can’t pretend anymore
    In a world of 24/7 constant news

    The idiots every pronouncement
    Fills the airways 24/7

    And the only people who know better
    Are too afraid to say what they know

    That the idiot in high place
    Is an idiot
    and is destroying the world

    and so, we are doomed to die
    due to the idiots in high places

    Masters of The Universe

    this poem also has been published in a number of sites.

    The earth has been invaded
    By hideous blood sucking vampires
    Disgusting vile alien creatures
    Lacking any human empathy

    These so-called Masters of the universe
    These psychopathic monsters
    devoid of compassion
    Are everywhere
    They even took over the White house

    And to these vile creatures
    devoid of compassion human sympathy

    Everyone is nothing but a commodity
    they worship the god of the market
    While proclaiming that they serve Jesus

    Jesus would turn over in his grave
    To see these people in action

    Delta airlines
    facing the  worst hurricane in world history
    Decided that the expeditated thing to do
    Was to raise prices
    by 600 percent

    Instead of doing the right thing
    The compassion thing
    The human thing to do
    offering free flights

    Delta executives thus demonstrated
    That they are no longer humans
    doing the right thing

    But greed driven monsters
    As are all the other soulless automatons
    Who have taken over the world

    Perhaps some day
    Jesus will come back
    And smite these motherfuckers
    Send them to the hell they so richly deserve

    We can only pray
    For our deliverance from such evil
    Who have taken over the planet

    When Will This Madness End?

    gun
    gun

    first published in Poetry24

    poetry24 poems

    Yet again we turn on the TV
    And witness horrible scenes
    Of unparalleled violence, hatred and despair

    An old man consumed by his own demons
    Opens fire from a hotel room
    Killing 60 people injuring hundreds
    In Las Vegas, Sin City

    And the cry goes out throughout the land
    Why yet again this tragedy

    The usual suspects are rounded up
    It’s the culture, stupid cry the conservative voices

    And there is nothing we can do
    It is like the weather
    Bad shit happens

    Guns are the price of our freedom
    Guns Don’t Kill People
    The only solution is more guns for everyone

    The only solution for a bad guy with a gun
    Is a gun guy with a gun?
    An armed society is a polite society

    And people need assault weapons
    To go deer hunting

    No, it’s the guns, cry the liberal pundits
    We must confiscate the guns
    Ban Assault weapons
    And join the rest of the world
    Where such carnage does not occur

    And we sit around and argue
    Knowing that there will be a next time
    And another time and time and time again
    Until the end of time

    What is the sickness in our souls
    That allows for this hatred to fester so
    Deep within the minds of our killers
    And why is it that they are almost all
    White men with a grievance

    And almost never crazed Islamic terrorists
    Or black people
    Or women

    Why do they act the way they do
    Is it just the mindless violence
    That surrounds us all

    Violence is as American
    As Apple Pie

    The TV and movie purveyors
    Of pornographic violence

    The pornographic display of violence
    That washes across us every day
    The 8,000 murders we have seen
    By the time we are 18?

    Or is it simply
    That killers can easily
    Get the latest bang for their buck?

    We are all responsible here
    The negligent parents
    The overworked schools

    The soulless corporate world
    That treats everyone like disposable commodities

    The lack of human connection
    Maybe even the lack of God

    The police department
    Who think it is open season
    On black Americans

    Killing them with impunity
    Because they can

    And the gun sellers
    The NRA and their brain dead
    Captured politicians

    Who block all gun control legislation
    And even in the face of this carnage
    Want to make it easier to buy guns

    Even though 95 percent of Americans
    Want to end the gun show loophole
    Requiring background checks on all purchasers

    The NRA will prevent this measure
    And that measure
    And defend the right of the terrorist
    On the no fly list
    To be able to buy a gun

    Nothing will change
    Until we conflict the evil
    That lurks deep within each of us

    There will be another Las Vegas
    Soon enough

    Despite all our efforts
    Despite any new laws

    There will be evil men
    Who want to shoot and kill
    Who have somehow lost
    Their essential humanity

    Lao Tzu said
    The more laws there are
    The more criminals there will be

    More laws are not the answer
    For a law cannot make a sick soul whole

    If Satan lives on
    He is laughing
    All the way to the proverbial bank

    If God lives on
    He is ruing the day
    He created Mankind

    And the carnage will go on and on and on
    Until the day emerges
    When we all proclaim

    Enough, no more
    The killing, hatred and violence
    Will stop

    No More will our people
    Grow up to be such monsters

    That day will come soon enough
    Until then we will all suffer
    The wrath of the killer gun men
    In our midst.

    End of the World Blues

     

    californa wild fires
    A motorists on Highway 101 watches flames from the Thomas fire leap above the roadway north of Ventura, Calif., on Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2017. As many as five fires have closed highways, schools and museums, shut down production of TV series and cast a hazardous haze over the region. About 200,000 people were under evacuation orders. No deaths and only a few injuries were reported. (AP Photo/Noah Berger)

    The heat is simply malevolent today
    As if the very fires of hell were burning bright
    In anger at the idiots in high places

    That have so destroyed God’s wonderful creation
    Turning it into Hell on Earth

    It’s been hotter than this, I know,
    and maybe it’s just the angle of the sun,

    but there’s a deeply harsh quality to it.
    As the world burns up
    And the end of the world approaches

    The wind is blowing hard off the hills
    and visions of a great fire 26 years ago
    are spiking in my memory.

    People are reacting badly to this weather
    The commute in was hellish

    Every seemed to be speeding way
    above the speed limit.
    Driven mad by the heat and the wind

    There were multiple stalls and accidents.
    People were cutting each other off
    road raging in the extreme.

    Everyone seems to be feeling
    the way I was I wasI have

    Every man woman and child
    Was out for blood that day

    I was missed by inches
    by huge pickup trucks cutting me off.

    There are more street people
    acting aggressively near the campus,
    bothered
    barking and yelling and stalking around.

    Completely lost in their own world
    Sensing that the end of the world is near

    Students in the hallway
    aren’t chatting with each other.

    I haveEveryone seems irritated
    and haunted.

    Afraid that the end of the world
    Is upon us all

    The pool was a cool, silent refuge
    from all of this for an hour

    but the brassy relentless
    assault of the afternoon’s heat
    bore down on me

    just beat me down I have
    as I walked back to the office.

    I hope the day passes quickly,
    and no new fires start,
    and we all get home safe.

    From Ned Garret’s FB posting: near the campus Mark Hankiin scott

    Has anyone else notice that the heat is simply malevolent today? It’s been hotter than this, I know, and maybe it’s just the angle of the sun, but there’s a deeply harsh quality to it. The wind is blowing hard off the hills and visions of 26 years ago are spiking in my memory. People are reacting badly to this weather. The commute in was frightening in spots. Every other driver seemed to be speeding way above the speed limit. There were multiple stalls and accidents. People were cutting each other off and road raging in the extreme. I was missed by inches twice by huge pickup trucks cutting me off. There are more street people acting aggressively near the campus, barking and yelling and stalking around. Students in the hallway aren’t chatting with each other. Everyone seems irritated and haunted.

    The pool was a cool, silent refuge from all of this for an hour, but the brassy assault of the afternoon just beat me down as I walked back to the office. I hope the day passes quickly, and no new fires start, and we all get home safe.

    Comments

    While I acknowledge that “Dogs of War” in some ways reflects the grim scenarios currently at play in our shared world, I haven’t yet given up hope that the crumbling of the existing order we are witnessing might also represent the chaotic transition to a new and (hopefully, eventually) brighter future…if only because it’s difficult to live in despair.

    Also, when it comes to destroying the world, let’s not forget that we of USA are more capable of nuclear destruction than North Korea. Our arsenal is larger.
    Congratulations on your vivid poetic imagery. Keep writing.

    synchochaos.com

    the end

  • Okinawa Travel Reflections

    Okinawa Travel Reflections

    Okinawa Reflections

    Vietnam Poems

    these poetic reflections of Okinawa were written during my first trip Okinawa in December 2019.  I don’t know why it took me 64 years to get there but we had a great time.

    we stayed in Naha City in two different AIRBNB’s near the international street.  We paid less than I had imagined we would have and we found that the prices in Okinawa were a bit higher than in Korea but not as outrageously high as I had imagined or fear it would be.

    Okinawa is proud of its unique history as an independent kingdom prior to being taken over by the Japanese in 1878.  that history remains both hidden and overt as the people in Okinawa celebrate their unique culture. 

    Okinawa was also of course the last battle fields of world war 11 and there are memorials all over the island to that war.  and then Okinawa was a US territory until 1972 and Okinawa remains the most “Americanized Japanese prefecture”.

    We found that the level of English was quite high higher than we had encountered in other trips to Japan. We also found that Korean is widely spoken because up until last year Koreans were the number one foreign tour group in Okinawa.  there were still a lot of Korean tourists about and local Koreans living in Okinawa.  Every street sign is in Chinese/Japanese/English and Korean so it was pretty easy to get around.

    the tourism office was conveniently located in the Naha Bus terminal and the people were very friendly, spoke English and were very helpful. the maps and brochures were useful as well.  However, there are very few English language materials available except for some things on line.  We could not find the Lonely Planet guide for sale anywhere.

    On the third day we were there, the Okinawa travel office staff went out of their way to help us when my wife, Angela, left her phone on the bus coming back from the beach resort.  They called the airport bus company and tracked down our phone.  we went to the airport on the new monorail which is pretty convenient – only four stops to get to the airport from the central bus terminal.

    monorail tourism sites

    the food was great.  Most mornings we ate fruit and left over sashimi from the market purchased the night before and coffee.  Okinawans seem to like their coffee as much as they like tea.  And I was surprised to find out how difficult it was to buy loose tea leaves.  

    My favorite coffee was the oddly named “Boss” coffee which seems to be everywhere.  the can has a picture of a Okinawan“boss” smoking a pipe.  It is the most popular coffee in Japan I believe. Part of the Suntory food and beverage empire.  Suntory also of course makes Japanese Whiskey which we did not sample on this trip.

    we did drink Okinawan beer and sake almost every night in a Yakitori restaurant.  If you have not been to Japan yet, you must try going to a Yakitori when you get to Japan.  Yakitori’s are the working man’s beer and sake neighborhood bar, and they are everywhere.  They have red paper lanterns outside their door denoting the establishment as a Yakitori. 

    yakitori chicken
    yakitori chicken

    On a prior trip to Japan,  I had learned that the Yakitori’s date back to the Meiji period and were founded as pubs for the working class. and they remain the cheapest place to eat and drink in Japan.  They serve fried chicken, sushi and other pub food.  we had fun drinking in them and meeting locals.

     

     

     

     

     

    japanese food guide yakitori

    the best meal we had was at the Emerald Bay Resort on the west coast.  The west coast remained me of Hawaii or Barbados – the road winds along the sea coast and is lined with resorts and restaurants as befit being located in Japan’s Hawaii.

    they had a great Okinawa style buffet lunch for 60$ per person, all you can eat.  mostly Okinawa style food but they had great dim sum as well. and great ice cream to finish the meal off.

     

     

     

     

    the Emerald Bay Resort is next door to the Okinawa Aquarium which is one of the best aquariums in the world in my opinion.  Reminded me of the Monterey Bay aquarium.   We saw a good dolphin show, lots of sea turtles, manatees, and of course the aquarium which features a re-created coral reef.  and lots of sharks swimming around.

    okinawa aquarium 

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    we also had a great steak lunch one lunch time featuring local Okinawa beef. 

    we saw the Shurti castle which was badly damaged in a huge fire a year ago.   But the grounds were open and impressive.  this was the castle of the Okinawa Ryukyu kingdom for almost five hundred years.

    during world war 11 the Okinawa military command hid out underneath the castle so the US bombed the castle.

      The castle was rebuilt and restored and re-opened in 2000 or so.  Very impressive still.

    the US military bases are all located some distance from Naha city where there is an American village “theme park”  next to the bases.  The military people mostly stay near their bases – we did not see many Americans wandering about Naha city. 

    shurti castle

    all in all one of my more memorable trips and I want to go back because there was so much left unseen.

    Here are my poetic reflections

    Okinawa War thoughts

    these dark moods

    follow me 

    as I tour Okinawa

    where the last battles 

    of world war 11 were fought

    thousands died

    in the first 

    and last outpost

    of the American East Asian Empire

    Okinawa Beckons me

    Okinawa Japan

    kept calling to me

    in a dream

    notifying me 

    always in the background

    where my memories

    always waiting for me 

    Beckons me

    everywhere I go

    cosmic reflections

    of past lives

    never seen before

    seems lost in time 

    maybe just the spirits of the dead 

    everywhere I see ghosts 

    Okinawa Street Scene

    Walking the streets

    of Fabled Naha Okinawa

    a life time dream

    someday I would visit

    I am surrounded 

    by ghosts of the past

     

    and Japanese beauties

    all around me

    tempting me

    with their sweet smiles

     

    as they smile at me

    and I smile at them

    No wonder 

    so many Soldiers

    brought back 

    Japanese wives

    Japanese Coffee Barista

    watching the Japanese

     coffee barista

    preparing my snarling cup 

    of hot boss coffee 

    how I wanted to express

    what was on my mind

    right then

    to the Japanese 

    coffee barista

    Ghosts of Okinawa 

    Touring the battlefields 

    of Okinawa

    where so many young men

    gave up their life

    so many years ago

    I see the ghosts 

    all around me

    feel their spirits

    floating through the air

    Kilroy was here

    there and everywhere

    whoever that was 

    and John Dean wannabes

    and Elvis wannabes

    and so many other wannabes

    and I see the ghosts of the fallen heroes

    all around me

    Signs

    everywhere in Asia

    you see strange variations

    of English

    Japlish, Konglish, Singlish

    the street signs in Okinawa

    are all in Chinese, Japanese, English and Koreans

    the bus and train announcements as well

    Hard to get lost 

    even when you want to

     

    but the random encounters

    with English words

    puts a smile on my face

    as I drink my “boss coffee”

    wondering who is the “boss” 

    and why is smoking a pipe?

     

    and many years ago

    I saw on a menu

    at the old Kimpo Airport

    Baked Rick

     

    and in Korean grocery stores

    one can find 

    corn flights

     

    I look forward 

    to many more years

    of linguistic confusion

    as I travel about Asia

    Visit to Okinawa Aquarium

    Whenever I visit an aquarium, 

    zoo or wild life park

    I am reminded of a prison

     

    the prison is filled with animals

    who amuse us for their food

     

    I am sure that the animals

    hate us humans

    who are watching them

    do their animal thing

     

    but looking into their eyes

    the eyes of the sea turtles

    swimming back and forth

    in their prison cell 

    in the Okinawa aquarium

     

    filled with hatred 

    for the humans

    who had imprison them

    and hunt their kind 

     

    and don’t get me started

    on the dolphins and killer whales

    who preform acrobatic feats

    for their daily meals

     

    and the sharks

    the king of the ocean killers

    they too

    if they could

    they surely would 

     

    escape

    their prison cell

    screaming 

    Death to all humans 

     

    as they flee

    back into the ocean’s depths

     

    Okinawa West Coast Road

    Riding down the west coast road

    of Okinawa

    echoes of other beach roads

     

    fill my head with memories

    I am reminded of Hawaii

    and driving along the Oregon coast

    east coast beach towns as well

     

    and Barbados

    and the Caribbean islands

     

    all the roads 

    are lined with tourist resorts

    beach views and restaurants

     

    all very similar

    yet different

     

    and as the beach towns

    fade away

    behind us on the bus

     

    my memories

    of all the other beach towns

    I have visited

     

    fade away

    into my memory hole

     

    Okinawa Haiku

    in Okinawa

    the warm trade winds blow away

    the coming winter 

  • Cosmos’s Excellent Vietnam Journeys

    Cosmos’s Excellent Vietnam Journeys

    Cosmos’s Excellent Vietnam Journeys
    I first went to Saigon with my spouse, Angela, back in 1995 when I was in Bangkok working for the Embassy and she was in the military in Texas. We spent two wonderful weeks and always wanted to go back. This winter we decided we would go to either Thailand, Vietnam or Cambodia and left in early March, escaping the cold weather a bit.

    Food in Saigon

    Personal comments

    Vietnam has a well deserved reputation as a foodie’s paradise. The food is good to great, mostly inexpensive although there are some expensive places.

    Other Asian cuisines are widely available, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Indian, Thai, Cambodian, Laotian.
    Western style food is available and on the expensive side. American Fast food is available at least in the bigger towns but while bother going?

    There is such a wide variety of styles of food to choose from among the traditional Vietnamese styles of food. Saigon city has so many restaurants one could spend decades eating every night at a different place and never run out of options.

    There were a few foods that stood out though

    Vietnamese style omelets – they do eggs right

    Ban Chua is a Hanoi style of small plates sort of like the Vietnamese version of Tapas. Quite good and tasty.
    Bahn Mi Sandwiches – they are everywhere. I liked them but my wife not being able to tolerate gluten did not and she thought that the sanitations standards on the street banh mi stands were not up to her standards. Still widespread and good.

    Pho – of course

    Lots of varieties to try. We liked the chicken Pho which is a bit hard to find in the US where they tend to mostly serve the beef Pho

    Craft Beer Vietnam has recently gone through a craft beer boom. The craft beer is great. A bit expensive double the cost of the standards but still great. But just as in Korea where craft beer has taken off some places advertise craft beer but all they have is the regular crap on tap. And there are two craft beer companies that dominate the market, it is hard to find other craft beer places but they do exist.

    Traditional Vietnamese rice wine – did not get a chance to try but will try it on my next trip.

    Local Vietnamese wine – who knew they even made it here? Not that good but much better than years before. Probably worth a try just to say you tried it

    Snake and scorpion wine – would like to have tried it by my spouse vetoed the idea

    Artichoke tea – sounds weird but it tastes like hot chocolate! And is one of those great foods for lowering cholesterol etc.

    Guava tea – tastes great like green tea

    Coffee – a coffee lovers paradise would be nice to find a decafe option though

    Tea – a tea lovers paradise as well

    Tropical fruits galore – loved eating tropical fruit for breakfast especially soursop

    Vegetarian food options- widespread available almost everywhere

    Vegan options – not as common but widespread

    Gluten free – unheard of concept but if you avoid eating fried noodles and stick with rice noodles (usually clearly labelled as such) you can eat gluten free

    Trends I like to see emerge

    Gluten Free options

    MSG free – too much MSG used everywhere

    Artisanal Rum – Vietnam like most Asian countries just don’t get rum. Bacardi is available in tourist friendly areas but other than that no one does decent rum. Yet you could make rum easily enough as they grow a lot of sugar cane. The Thais do a decent job with their Mekong whiskey which is a rum. I wished they would quit calling it Whiskey! Otherwise rum is just not common in the region.

    Promotion of traditional Rice wine
    Good stuff should be more widely available and promoted

    Artisanal local whiskey – if you can make decent craft beer you should be able to make decent local artisanal whiskey

    Here’s wiki’s take on Vietnamese food.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnamese_cuisine

    what’s your favorite? please comment love to hear from my readers!

    Best restaurants according to Lonely Planet
    https://www.lonelyplanet.com/vietnam/ho-chi-minh-city/restaurants/a/poi-eat/357884

    In this trip I hit the following

    Asiana Food Town
    Five Oysters
    Bing Thang Street Food Market
    Le Jardine
    Nha Hang Ngon

    On my prior trip I hit Appocalypse Now!

    And on my next trip, I must go to Jake’s BBQ because as a Jake why the hell not? Needs me a Jake’s bbq t-shirt, don’t ya think? Now if there is a Cosmos club or Resturant I will have to go there as w

    Vietnam Poems

    Cosmos’s Excellent Vietnam Journeys – Day to Day Journal

    Summary: arrived at airport about 1 pm. Went to AIRBNB. We stayed at two different AIRBNB, both in the Pham Ngu Lou area near the backpacker street but not on the strip. Both were nice, comfortable enough. Lots of restaurants, coffee shops nearby. Not too far from tourist sites. We went everywhere by Grab, Saigon’s version of Uber. Uber pulled out of Southeast Asia and sold their operations to Grab. It took a bit to figure out the app but once we did it was great.

    We went out for lunch, and walked about, walked to the Bing Thang market, largest street market in District One. Bought fruit for breakfast, had dinner at Vietnamese Japanese Resturant

    Saigon is divided into 24 districts but most things that would appeal to tourists and visitors are located in Districts one, two and three. District one is the downtown district and has most of the tourist sites. District Two is across the river and is popular with diplomats and long term expats. Filled with upscale Western and Vietnamese restaurants. The government has announced a long term project to build a new city there that is modelled after Gangnam. Lots of construction already underway. District three is near downtown and has lots of nice restaurants as well. District four is across the river and is the center of the expat Asian community, lots of Koreans and Japanese living there. District Five is the old China town. Still lots of Chinese around. It is also where most of the traditional pagodas are located. And has a large traditional market. We went. It was very confusing but interesting to see.

    Transportation is chaotic still. The subway is under construction, first line linking district one and two opens next year, eventually there will be seven lines and a high speed train to Hanoi. The buses are cheap and run everywhere but we did not try them. Taxis are plentiful but Grab is more convenient and cheaper. And there are motorcycle taxis everywhere – fastest and cheapest way to get around. The old pedicabs are a thing of the past – we only saw a few.

    for more info see the following:
    saigon district overview

    Breakfast at home kefir
    Lunch pho at Pho 54 near Cinemax
    Dinner Korean Japanese Resturant on Pasteur street

    Wednesday March 6 exploring backpacker’s street dinner at street buffet

    Met old friend who lives in Vietnam. Walked about the backpacker’s district. Had decent lunch and dinner.

    Breakfast fruit
    Lunch had Vietnamese steak
    Dinner in Ngu Lao Backpackers Street grilled morning glory, seafood noodles
    Drinks coffee beer

    Seeing Ghosts

    Inspired by a true story – I was looking at an old American who could have been a Vietnam vet back for a trip. He was sitting in a bar drinking a beer. He looked at me and smiled a wistful WTF where the Fuck am I bemused look. I looked up and a few seconds later the old man had disappeared and I felt that I had been seeing a ghost and that there were ghosts all over the city. Very eerie feeling that stayed with me all day and inspired the two following poems

    Ghosts in Saigon

    I walk around the streets
    Of old Saigon
    Seeing sensing the undead

    The ghosts of the war
    That haunted life
    So many years ago

    So many people died
    For a war
    That never should have been fought
    For reasons that are still not clear

    A great tragedy unfolded
    In a land half away
    Around the world

    The ghosts smile at me
    And then they disappear

    Leaving me in the present
    Life goes on

    Old Ghosts

    Old ghosts wandering the streets of old Saigon
    Lost spirits of the dead
    Died during the endless wars
    Ghostly apparitions around every corner
    Here was Kilroy and his gang of soldiers

    Over there were the Viet Cong waiting to kill them
    Saigon is filled with memories like that
    Terrible times were had here in Old Saigon
    Silently the ghosts parade the city streets

    Thursday March 7 Mekong Delta

    Long but good day. Went on a Mekong River tour. The tour guide was knowledgeable and spoke decent English. Most of the passengers were Aussies, there were a few Japanese, and Koreans and Europeans, we were the only Americans. In general, you don’t find that many Americans, most of the white tourists are Aussies, Canadians or European.
    We stopped off at a bamboo and coconut products store. That was marginally interesting. Then we took several boat rides before we ended up having lunch. Lunch was decent. We had some time to walk about a traditional working orchid. Saw alligators, porcupines, fish. Also saw snake wine for sale. Did not partake though.

    Mekong Dreams

    Traveling along the Mekong
    Back in time

    Seeing the river
    The people
    Imagining life on the river
    Imagining the war
    The past in the Mekong delta

    And the present tourist boom
    Yet life goes on
    With its own laid back rhythm

    As we traversed the river
    We were transported back
    To an earlier time

    Following the ancient rhythms
    Of the Mekong Delta

     

    On the way back we stopped at a famous Buddhist temple. Vietnamese Buddhist temples are different from Korean temples. Different style of Buddhism. The temples are everywhere, not just in the mountains like in Korea. Most Vietnamese are probably nominally Buddhist, but there are many Catholics especially in the South, and many adherents to Cao Dai, the local religion, see below. The officially promoted atheism of the communist era is fading away.

    Buddha In Vietnam

    In Saigon I saw the buddha
    Buddha images are everywhere
    Temples are scattered about
    Here and there and everywhere

    Buddha lives on
    In the hearts and minds
    Of the Vietnamese soul

    The communists tried
    To get rid of Buddhism
    And other religious traditions

    But they failed
    And Buddhism has come back
    Still speaks to the Vietnamese people

    A different style
    A different vibe
    Than Korean Buddhism

    But still Buddhist thought
    Prevails in the tropical lands
    Of the South

    Breakfast Banhmi and coffee on the street
    Lunch rice, seafood lunch on Mekong
    Dinner stir fry morning glory, seafood noodles in Pham Ngu Lao Backpackers Street
    Beer

    Friday March 8

    Breakfast fruit
    Lunch Resturant at Le Jardin salmon, salad
    Dinner with VCQ Cholan Chinese Resturant
    Whiskey wine too much

    Met with old friends from my foreign service days. Had lunch at a French Resturant in the French Cultural center. Food was decent. Wine was plentiful but a bit too much. Walked about went to the market headed home took a nap. Went out to Cho Long district five near Saigon University.

    Met Vietnamese friends of our friends. Had a great time, winning and dinning at a Chinese Resturant. A bit too much though.

    Saturday March 9 Lunch in District 2 with VC2

    Met our Vietnamese friends at his house in District Two. He runs an home interior business and is a very lively man. Delightful company. Had a great lunch.

    For dinner had a simple dinner near our house and went to bed early.

    Sunday March 10 lunch at Sheraton, Dinner at hotel Equatorial

    On Sunday met our Vietnamese friends and some Belgium doctors for lunch at the Sheraton hotel. Their bunch is a great value. And in the evening went to dinner at Hotel Equatorial and ate a lot more. Gained too much weight with all the wine, whiskey and food.

    Vietnamese like to eat and drink and entertain. Like Koreans in that regard. But everything is much cheaper.

    Monday March 11 walking tour of downtown with friend

    Met my friend, Jeff, for lunch. We ate at the Five Oysters which was decent. Had Vietnamese Omelet. Then we walked all over district one seeing the sites.

    We saw the Post Office, the main Cathedral, City hall, FinTech tower, Dong Khoi street and Pasteur street and finally had dinner at the Bing Than market street food stall before going home.
    http://www.fiveoysters.com/

    http://www.vietnam-guide.com/ho-chi-minh-city/ben-thanh-market.htm

    https://www.willflyforfood.net/2017/05/09/ben-thanh-street-food-market-a-trendy-food-hall-in-ho-chi-minh-city-saigon-vietnam/</a

    Breakfast fruit
    Lunch at Five Oysters
    Dinner at Bing than Market street food stalls pad Thai, papaya salad
    Drink beer

    Coffee Lady

    Every morning
    I have gone out for Vietnamese coffee
    At a sidewalk café
    Down the ally from our AIRBNB

    The owner is a pleasant middle age woman
    Who for some reason likes us
    She smiles at us
    Greets us in Vietnamese
    She does not understand English
    Or Korean

    And I wonder why
    Why was there this connection
    Between us

    It dawned on me
    Perhaps in a prior life
    She knew an American or two
    And I remind her of someone

    Or perhaps she is found
    Of Korean K drama
    And Angela reminds her
    Of her favorite K Drama star

    Or perhaps it is both
    Or another reason entirely

    But I moved today
    And will miss her

    Might go back for a final cup
    Of coffee

    To say good bye
    To my Vietnamese coffee lady

    Tuesday March 12 moved, laundry

    We spent the day moving to another AIRBNB, doing laundry and taking it easy. Lunch and dinner in the backpacker’s street. Tried Bun Cha which is a Hanoi version of Tapas. Pretty good. Discovered the Asiana Food Court. Great place to eat. We came back there several times. Lots of choices of food. Great prices, and delicious. Bought fruit for our remaining breakfasts.

    Mastering the Saigon Shuffle

    Motorbike riders waiting at intersection. Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

    When I first visited Saigon
    Learning the Saigon Shuffle
    Was difficult

    And now 24 years later
    It all seems to be coming back

    There is an art to crossing the street
    Dodging the motor cyclists, the taxis, the private cars
    The bikes and other pedestrians and the buses

    The art consists of letting the big guys go first
    Then walk between the motorcycles and cyclists
    Trusting that they will get out of your way
    And they being masters of the Saigon shuffle
    Always find a way

    In my two visits I was struck
    By how it all flows together

    Without a central authority
    And with almost no planning
    Lights or cops

    Somehow it just is
    And somehow it works
    And it is still a mystery to me

    24 years after first
    Encountering the Saigon shuffle

    Breakfast: fruit, coffee
    Lunch: omelet, morning glory stir fry Pham Ngu Lao Backpackers Street
    Dinner: ban Chua Hanoi style Vietnamese Tapas small plate dishes
    Drinks: Alcohol beer
    Drinks: tea coffee

    Walked about Asiana Market food court

    asiana food court saigon

    Wednesday March 13

    Vietnam has great art. Last time we were here we bought four pieces from an iconic Vietnamese artist who has moved on. He painted on oyster shells and his work is quite unique. We wanted to find out more about the artist but were unable to find out much about him. We went to the HCH Fine Arts museum. That is worth a trip. Great art.

    From Wikipedia

    Ho Chi Minh City Museum of Fine Arts is the major art museum of HCM City, Vietnam, and second in the country only to the Vietnam National Museum of Fine Arts in Hanoi.

    The museum covers three three-floor buildings which house a collection featuring Vietnamese art works in sculpture, oil, silk painting and lacquer painting, as well as traditional styles including woodcut paintings in the Hang Trang, Đông Hồ, and Kim Hoàng styles, as well as Vietnamese ceramics and a collection of ancient Buddhist art.[1] The first floor also includes a commercial gallery of art works. Archaeological exhibits such as some of the country’s best Champa and Óc Eo relics are displayed on the third floor.[2]
    The main building was constructed by a French architect Rivera between 1929 and 1934 as a villa for the Hua family. The museum moved there in 1987.[3]

    Saigon center

    Walked to the Saigon Center, one of the premier shopping plazas in District 1. Not bad but overrated I think.

    From Wikipedia:

    Phase 1 of the complex was completed in 1996.[1] The phase consisted of a 25-storey building, which set a new record for the highest building in Vietnam then at 106 metres (348 ft).[2]
    In December 2011, construction on phase two started, which comprises a 5-story retail podium and a new 43-story building. The new addition prompted a temporary closure of the existing tower from 2015 to 2016.[3]
    On July 30, 2016, Takashimaya opened their first department store in Vietnam at the retail podium of Saigon Centre.[1] Tower 2 completed in 2017 reaching the height of 193.7 m (635 ft). It becomes the fourth tallest building in Ho Chi Minh City and the tenth tallest building in Vietnam overall.
    Features[edit]

    Saigon Centre provides over 46,000 m2 (500,000 sq ft) of office space across 10 floors in Tower 1 and 18 floors in Tower 2.[4][5] Sedona Hotels operates all 284 residential units at the complex.[6]

    Dinner at the market place

    We had dinner at the Asiana food market. Great location, great food selections. Well worth a visit.

    Old Lady in the Alley

    There is an old Vietnamese lady
    In the neighborhood
    Obviously senile

    But everyone knows her
    And watches over her

    To make sure
    She stays out of traffic
    And out of trouble

    She talks to everyone
    But no one seems to understand
    What she is babbling on about

    They smile at her
    And she smiles back

    Reminds me of the phrase
    From the hitchiker’s guide to the galaxy
    Mostly harmless

    And she for some reason
    She likes us
    And like my Vietnamese Coffee lady

    I wonder why
    Why was there this connection
    Between us

    It dawned on me
    Perhaps in a prior life
    She knew an American or two
    And I remind her of someone

    Or perhaps she is found
    Of Korean K drama
    And Angela reminds her
    Of her favorite K Drama star

    Or perhaps it is both
    Or another reason entirely

    But in any event
    I look forward
    To seeing her smiling face
    Every time I walk
    Down my ally way

    Cosmos’s Excellent Vietnam Journeys part two week two journeys

    Finally figured out how to use Grab the SE Asian version of Uber. Grab bought Uber’s business back in 2016 and is the region’s largest ride share service. They do a lot of other things and are very aggressive. Based in Singapore. Started out as a MBA project idea in Harvard by a Malaysian student. He returned to the region, started in Malaysia moved to Singapore when the business took off. They were rumors at the time that Grab stole Uber’s technology, in any event it is very similar concept except that they targeted taxi drivers rather than individual drivers and most of their drivers work for them full time. They also do the motorcycle taxis, food delivery, mobile payment services.

    So had a better day. We went to Binh Tay market in Cho Long District 5. A bit off the tourism path but we saw some foreign visitors. It is a sprawling complex reminding both of us of Korea back in the day. We bought our coffee and tea. When we go back we are making more Kombucha and we will add moringa to our fake coffee and my plan is to have a real cup of coffee per day and fake coffee the rest of the day. I think I can handle that.

     

    cho long district

    Good walk. We hit four of the five temples recommended and saw the edge of the electronics market and we saw some other interesting places in the neighborhood.

    The temples were

    A Day in Cholon: Touring the Smoky Pagodas of Saigon’s Chinatown

    Phuoc An Hoi Quan Pagoda

    best temples in saigon

    Thien Hua Pagoda

    Thien Hau Temple (Ho Chi Minh City)
    ________________________________________
    Nghia An Hoi Quan Pagoda is situated at Cholon, Ho Chi Minh City. It was built in the 19th century by the Chaozhou Chinese Congregation making it one of the oldest temples in Saigon. It is dedicated to Guan Yu, a holy general who was greatly respected for his morality and loyalty and lived in the late Eastern Han Dynasty and greatly respected for his morality and loyalty.

    This pagoda is also known as Quan Cong and also named The Whale Temple and Quan De temple. The exterior of Nghia An Hoi Quan Pagoda is closely that of a Chinese temple. The frontage door of the temple is painted with door gods. Hoi Quan Pagoda is just like that of a Chinese temple. The pagoda is mainly well known for its enormous collection of figurines, carvings and hanging lanterns but it is especially notable for its gilded woodwork, a carved wooden boat hangs over the doorway and there is a larger-than-life illustration of Quan Cong’s horse and groom to the left. The horse statue is considered holy to the devotees. People ring the bell around its neck and then crawl under it to go to the other side. They suppose that by doing this they are blessed from the horse. And you can see a big wooden statue of Quan Cong himself at the altar. Nghia An Hoi Quan is also outstanding with ceramic statues on roof tiles or carved with flowers, unicorn statues, parallel sentences, and many invaluable paintings. Such these displays are delicately carved, showing myth stories of China in Saigon to teach next generations. Moreover, Nghia An Hoi Quan is pastoral with images of daily life and colors of life for many generations of rural farmers. This pagoda celebrates with offerings to the spirits and dances staged out front on the 14th day of the first lunar month. This temple is worth the visit.

    Had a great massage in a Vietnamese massage parlor recommended by Korean tourists on Naver. Near Saigon center.

    Future VCQ

    Saigon is filled with interesting characters
    Filled with fascinating back stories
    One could write hundreds of stories
    About the people one encounters

    In a nail shop
    That caters to mostly Korean visitors
    We met a boy of 8 years old
    Who was a natural born hustler

    He had wonderful English
    Wonderful French
    And even some Korean
    And he wanted to show us around

    He spoke English
    Without an accent
    In an upper class British style
    As if he were born to the manor

    How and why he learned
    English so well
    Would be an interesting story

    His Mother was also
    An interesting character
    Been running the store
    For five years

    Amused it had become the Korean
    To Go place
    In Saigon
    Just one of those mysterious things

    They had another shop nearby
    A smoothie place
    And he offered to guide us there
    But were in a hurry

    As we left
    I thought to myself
    Here is a future VCQ
    The fascinating character

    That had wined and dined us
    Late into the night
    Beguiling us with his tales
    From his time in the VC

    Wonder what this future VCQ
    Will tell his future friends
    About his past life
    Living in a beauty saloon?

    Had spring rolls and papaya salad from a vegan Resturant. The spring rolls were great, the papaya salad not so great

    Breakfast fruit
    Lunch chicken, rice, bread, eggs – one of the better meals
    In coffee shop chain called energy coffee or something like that only 7 US Dollars
    Dinner – spring rolls, and papaya salad at a vegan Resturant
    Wine in room

    Friday March 15 District 2 Tour

    We went to district 2 across the river in search of a place for Angela to get her hair done and for me to get a massage. We went there after a haircut in a place advertised as an old fashioned barber shop. Had a good haircut but a lousy shave. Still need to find a good barber = next trip.

    We found the perm place. We also discovered that District 2 is filled with rich Saigonese, expats and diplomats. It is a quiet suburban district but is soon going to be transformed as the city of Saigon has ambitions to turn District 2 and District 9 into something equivalent of Gangnam. The rest of Saigon especially districts 1, 3, 4, 5, 10 and 11 are too build up. They are building a new international airport and they building a new subway system. When the whole thing materializes by 2025 or so, Saigon will be a very different city.

    I hope that they don’t destroy Saigon in order to save it as they have in Seoul. Gangnam in a way has lost its sense of being Korean as it could be any large city in Asia. Seoul now has two different faces – the northern part which still retains a lot of the old charm of Korea and the Southern part which is newer but perhaps lacking in having a real Korean flavor.

    And I hope that they can and will incorporate lots of solar power, water harvesting and other echo friendly solutions which are sadly lacking in Gangnam and in Korean cities in general .
    We met with a real estate agent who talked to us at length about investment options in Saigon highly recommending buying something in District 2 but not waiting too long. He said that within a few years it will be a very different place.

    We had a decent lunch in District 2, went back to Binh Thang market and the food market/court where had dim sum for dinner.

    District 2, Ho Chi Minh City
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    District 2

    Quận 2

    Thủ Thiêm or Quận Thủ Thiêm
    Urban district

    Position in HCMC’s core

    District 2
    Location in Vietnam
    Coordinates: 10°46′51″N 106°45′25″ECoordinates: 10°46′51″N 106°45′25″E

    Country Vietnam

    Centrally governed city
    Ho Chi Minh City

    Seat 249 Luong Dinh Cua
    Wards 11 wards
    Area
    • Total 50 km2 (20 sq mi)
    Population
    (2018)
    • Total 168,680
    • Density 3,400/km2 (8,700/sq mi)
    Demographics
    • Main ethnic groups predominantly Kinh

    Time zone
    UTC+07 (ICT)

    Map showing the location of District 2 within metropolitan Ho Chi Minh City
    District 2, in which the new urban area of Thu Thiem is located, is an urban district of Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. As of 2010, the district had a population of 140,621, a total area of 50 km².[1]

    Thu Thiem Tunnel

    In the past, District 2 was one of the poorest parts of Ho Chi Minh City due to the separation by the Saigon River from the city center. However, it is now the one of the prioritized area for investment by the government of Ho Chi Minh City. The completion of Thu Thiem Bridge in 2008 and Thu Thiem Tunnel in 2011 were expected to support the development of the Thủ Thiêm New Urban Area. Thu Thiem Tunnel joins District 2 with District 1 (Central Sài Gòn), the central area of Ho Chi Minh City. The other connection of District 2 to the central city area is the Thu Thiem Bridge, which connects District 2 and Bình Thạnh District. The transportation to District 2 will be much easier when the metro, whose route passes through District 2, comes into use. This will be the first metro in Vietnam, and it will help Ho Chi Minh City to catch up with other developed cities in the world.

    The Vietnamese government is seeking to build a completely new district for wealthy citizens as well as a new economic center. Thanh Nien and Tuổi Trẻ, two newspapers in Vietnam, describe that the new District 2 will be as modern as Singapore and Hong Kong.[citation needed]
    Less prosperous agricultural workers of District 2 have been forced to move in slum clearance measures. Thatched houses will be replaced by multi-story house and villas. A few single-family homes will be constructed for those with large[clarification needed] incomes. A large number of citizens would go on living in high-grade apartment blocks. Each block contains swimming pools, tennis courts, shopping malls, and other necessary services. There will be kindergartens, elementary schools, and high schools, but there will be no university, as all the universities are being moved to Thu Duc district to form the University Village, which is another plan of the city government. Beside the residential area will be the economic and trade zone with modern skyscrapers.

    District 2, particularly Thảo Điền ward, has a large portion of Ho Chi Minh City’s expatriate community, and as such has a large number of restaurants, bars and shops selling European foods, particularly the high street Xuan Thuy. Traffic has become a major problem in District 2 due to its proximity to several international schools and many residents who travel by private vehicle.[citation needed]

    District 2 is home to many international schools, partly because of the high number of foreign residents, and also because of its proximity to District 1. Below is a list of schools that are in this area:
    • International School Ho Chi Minh City,[2] 28 Vo Truong Toan Street, District 2, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
    • British International School Vietnam has the An Phu Primary and An Phu Secondary campuses[3]
    • Australian International School, Vietnam,[4] 264 Mai Chi Tho Road, District 2, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
    • EUROPEAN International School Ho Chi Minh City
    • Deutsche Schule HCMC – The International German School (IGS)[5]
    • EtonHouse International Pre-School Franchise – An Phu,[6] Somerset Vista, 628c Hanoi Highway, An Phu ward, District 2, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

    We will go back to district 2 for the perm on Monday and lunch and perhaps finish our touring before heading back.

    Breakfast fruit
    Lunch spring rolls, oyster soup
    Dinner – Dim sum, pho, fried morning glory

    Drinks: coffee, guava leaf tea, lemon passionfruit juice, wine in room

    Saigon

    Seductive, sexy, strange
    Alluring city
    In the south of Vietnam

    Goddess of the southern lands
    Over all she rules
    Nothing but the Queen of the land

    Dreaming dreams of past greatness
    Recalling the glory days of the past

    Equally dreaming of the coming of the future
    As she resumes her place

    Maybe becoming the greatest city of them all
    Saigon long may she reign

    Saturday March 16 National history museum, Zoo, Botanical Gardens, Lunch with friends

    Combined with the botanical garden, spreads out quite some distance. A bit confusing and the signs are all in Vietnamese except for the name of the animals. But none the least a pleasant enough walk. The zoo is in need of a major face lift and major renovation, it looks and feels like a zoo from the 1950’s. The animals are well cared for but look bored and sad as they do in most zoo’s.

    Some of the birds are running around outside the enclosures which I found a bit unusual.

    Not much options in terms of food which also surprised me.

    The van took you on a set course but did not stop and let you get on and off which I found annoying.

    All in all not quite ready for prime time. But worth a visit.

    Botanical Garden

    Combined with the zoo, might be better as a separate park – serious lack of signage or explanations throughout.

    The best botanical display was the orchid house but I wished it had some English signage. The dessert plants display would be better off if it were in a sealed off building to prevent rain and humidity.

    Same comment – not quite ready for prime time

    Following is the Wikipedia entry

    Saigon Zoo and Botanical Gardens

    Main gate to Saigon Zoo and Botanical Gardens

    The Saigon Zoo and Botanical Gardens, established in 1865, is Vietnam’s largest zoo and botanical garden. Located on Nguyen Binh Khiem Street in District 1, T.P. in Ho Chi Minh City, it is home to over a hundred species of mammals, reptiles and birds, as well as many rare orchids and ornamental plants.[1] Also within the grounds is the Museum of Vietnamese History, housing some 25,000 artifacts of history, culture and ethnography of South Vietnam. The grounds also include a temple to the Hung Kings (formerly a monument to Indochinese soldiers who died for France during World War I). Other parts of the zoo are divided into animal and plant conservation areas, an orchid garden, and an amusement park.

    On March 23, 1864, Admiral Pierre-Paul de La Grandière, commander of French forces in Cochinchina, commissioned the building of a zoo in Saigon. Malacologist Louis Germain was named the director of the project on March 28, 1865.[2] Construction started on 12 hectares (30 acres) northeast of Thi Nghe Channel, and the zoo occupied 20 hectares (49 acres) by the end of 1865. On February 17th, 1869 the zoo opened to the public, and today the Saigon Zoo is one of the oldest continuously operating zoos in the world.

    The Saigon Zoo has undergone many changes over the years. In 1927, a bridge across Thi Nghe Channel was built to connect sections of the zoo. In 1985, a stone jetty was built, and electrical wiring was added to improve the zoo.

    In 1989 the facilities received many improvements to make the environment more suitable for its resident population. In 1990, the Saigon Zoo and Botanical Garden was recognized as a member of the South East Asian Zoos Association. In 1993, the zoo director proposed a long-term plan to improve the quality of management, housing, and care of the animals. That plan came to a close in 2003. The Saigon Zoo and Botanical Gardens is now the largest zoo and botanical garden in Vietnam.

    The Saigon Zoo and Botanical Garden contains 590 animals of 125 species and 1,830 trees and plants of 260 species, some of which are over 100 years old. This includes 20 species of orchid, 32 species of cactus and 34 species of bonsai. The Saigon Zoo and Botanical Garden is divided into an animal conservation area, a plant conservation area, an orchid garden and an amusement park.

    The botanical garden contains many species of rare and valuable plants, some of which are not native to Vietnam. There are species of cacti, ferns and plants that have been imported from Africa and America. The zoo has many kinds of mammals, reptiles, and birds such as: monkeys, giraffes, white Bengal tigers, Clouded Leopards, African lions, gibbons, turtles and snakes. Besides native animal species, there are also many exotic species, some of which are seen in Vietnam for the first time, such as: Hippopotamus amphibius, Choeropsis liberiensis, Panthera onca, Struthio camelus, Phoenicopterus ruber. There are lakes with contain different types of lotuses and a myriad of fish species.

    The Saigon Zoo and Botanical Garden contains two noteworthy buildings: a temple to the Hung Kings, originally built as a monument to Indochinese soldiers who died for France during World War I; and the Museum of Vietnamese History. The museum is split into two sections: a 15 room-area displaying items from the beginning of Vietnam to 1930, and a 6 room-area displaying artifacts from the culture and history of South Vietnam. Outside of the museum there is a large yard that displays the weapons of France, used during Vietnam’s French colonial era. The museum also contains approximately 25,000 documents of history, culture and ethnography. The zoo employs approximately 1,000 workers, and estimates that it attracts over two million visitors each year.
    Conservation and education[edit]

    The main purpose of the Saigon Zoo and Botanical Garden is to educate the public and protect endangered animals and plants. One of many programs the zoo participates in to protect endangered species is one to breed animals in captivity, the goal being to replenish their populations. The Saigon Zoo is currently the only zoo in the world that has successfully bred crested argus pheasants in captivity.

    In addition to conservation, in 1999 the zoo’s conservation education department created a plan to educate the public about how to protect animals and plants. Each year, 3,200 students visit the zoo and listen to an hour-long lecture and watch a 30-minute film about animal and plant conservation. It is also a place for people from all over the world to study the fauna and flora of Southeast Asia.
    Location[edit]

    The zoo is at 2B Nguyen Binh Khiem Street, District 1, T.P. in Ho Chi Minh City. It has two gates: a main gate on Nguyen Binh Khiem Street at the corner of Le Duan Street and another on Nguyen Thi Minh Khai Street.

    My Additional info:
    Hours 9 to 5 daily
    Cost 50,000 dong – 2.5 US.
    They give you a fare card that you insert into the entry machine.

    National History Museum

    Worth a visit. Well done. Some obligatory pro-communist propaganda here and there but not overwhelming in your face as in the War Museum and Independence palace.

    Museum of Vietnamese History

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Bảo tàng Lịch sử Việt Nam

    Location 2 Nguyen Binh Khiem Street, Ben Nghe Ward, District 1, Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

    Type History museum

    Website baotanglichsuvn.com/trang-chu.html

    The Museum of Vietnamese History is located at 2 Nguyen Binh Khiem Street, Ben Nghe Ward, District 1, in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. Formerly known as the Musée Blanchard de la Brosse, built by Auguste Delaval in 1926, and The National Museum of Viet Nam in Sai Gon, it received its current name in 1979. It is a museum showcasing Vietnam’s history with exhibits from all periods.[1] It should not be confused with the National Museum of Vietnamese History in Hanoi. The topics covered by the exhibits include the following:

    • Prehistoric period (500,000 years ago to 2879 BC).
    • Metal Age (2879–179 BC), including artifacts related to the Dong Son culture of northern Vietnam and the Sa Huỳnh cultureof central Vietnam.
    • Chinese Domination and Struggle for National Independence in the Red River Valley (179 BC – 938 AD)
    • Óc Eo culture of the Mekong Delta region
    • Stone and bronze sculptures and other artifacts of Champa
    • Stone sculptures of Cambodia (9th–12th centuries)
    • Ngô, Dinh, Anterior Lê, Ly dynasties (939–1225)
    • Tran and Ho dynasties (1226–1407)
    • Dynasties from the Lê to the Nguyên (1428–1788)
    • Tây Sơn dynasty (1771–1802)
    • Nguyễn dynasty (1802–1945)[2]
    The museum served as the pit stop for the second leg of The Amazing Race Asia 3.

    Further reading[edit]
    • Lenzi, Iola (2004). Museums of Southeast Asia. Singapore: Archipelago Press. ISBN 978-981-4068-96-3.
    External links[edit]

    Water Puppet Show:

    The national museum has a decent water puppet show. It is only 20 minutes long and gives you a taste of the real thing. There are other places in town to see real performances. I think I want to see the real thing next time. But well done nonetheless. Reminded me vaguely of Korean mask dances or kabuki theater. Very highly stylized with deep historical meaning that is hard for a casual observer to pick up on.

    An additional fee of 30,000 dong about 1.25 US well worth seeing.

    The wiki leaks article below provides a lot more detail:

    water puppet show

    Pham Ngu Lao – the backpackers party street

    We were staying in an AIRBNB a few blocks away from Pham Ngu Lao, the famous backpacker street. So, we went there a lot, booked our two out of town tours there, changed money etc. It is a real happening scene Saturday night when they block off the street and it becomes an open air non-stop party. In some ways like the French Quarter in New Orleans, in some ways like Khaosang Road in Bangkok, in some ways like Itaewon in Seoul but done in Saigon style. We noticed a few “girly bars” here and there but nothing like in Bangkok, and we herd there are other areas for that sort of thing but that is not our scene. And some people were smoking the evil weed – we smelled it here and there. And we noticed that the scene continues on the surrounding streets as well, just not as intense.

    So, if you want a loud boisterous party with lots of people from all over the world including Vietnamese this is your place, if you want a more civilized quiet night life zone there are lots of other choices to be had.

    Here’s the google listing on Saigon’s Night Life

    vietnam night light guide

    Breakfast: fruit in room boiled eggs
    Lunch at Nha Hang Ngon 160 Pasteur Street, Saigon

    There are two restaurants with the same name near each other. This is the original and better of the two. There was a dispute between partners and they split up and operate two restaurants with the same name. Apparently not an uncommon phenomenon, one of the massage places we went to on the Korean recommended listing changed its name because another place has the same name and people were confused between the two according to the owner.
    Had decent grilled pork chop Saigon style, nice spring rolls, and sausages and wine. Late lunch so that was sort of dinner too!!!

    Dinner corn
    Drinks red Wine

    Down and Out in Saigon

    Southeast Asia, and Mexico
    has always attracted
    A certain type of westerner
    The down and out
    On a down word spiral

    Why?
    Relatively cheap to live
    Lots of part time gigs
    Teaching English
    Or other things

    Booze, drugs, sex
    Readily available
    And cheap

    Places to stay
    Dirt cheap
    And no one needs
    To sleep out doors

    Easy to disappear
    Into the foreigners backpackers ghettos
    And escape
    From whatever you are running from

    The locals are somewhat tolerant
    The police usually look the other way
    And there are lots of people
    In your shoes

    I was surprised to find
    That Saigon has become
    The latest place
    For the down and outer crowd
    To gather together

    In Bangkok one sees them a lot
    In Cambodia as well
    In the Philippines
    In Nepal

    And south of the border
    In Mexico as well

    In India not so much
    In Japan and Korea
    Just too damn expensive
    And too cold to be outdoors

    Back in the day
    I used to work
    The citizen services gig
    And saw lots of the down and outer set

    The old song comes to mind
    No one remembers you
    When you are down and out

    And in the States
    Being down and out
    Means living on the mean streets

    As it is very difficult
    To live with almost no money

    And the various side hustles
    Don’t give you much money
    Unless you are dealing drugs

    And teaching ESL
    Is not an option

    Food is expensive
    Transportation is expensive
    Booze and drugs expensive
    Rent is prohibitive
    Commercial sex is expensive

    And no one loves you
    If you are down and out
    No one knows your name
    You are just another homeless bum

    Invisible to all
    As you try to make do

    Much better to be down and out
    In Southeast Asia
    Than on the mean streets
    Of the USA

    Sunday March 17 Chu Chi Tunnels

    Lacquer Ware Factory

    As part of the tour we stopped off at a lacquer ware factory that employs artists injured by agent orange exposure. Funded by the Gates foundation. Had an interesting lecture on lacquer ware. Some nice pieces but did not exactly fit our needs. So we passed on buying them.

    Lacquer painting

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Lacquer painting is a form of painting with lacquer which was practised in China and Japan for decoration on lacquerware, and found its way to Europe both via Persia and by direct contact with Asia. The genre was revived and developed as a distinct genre of fine art painting by Vietnamese artists in the 1930s; the genre is known in Vietnamese as “sơn mài.”[1]

    Making a lacquer painting may take several months depending on the technique used and the number of layers of lacquer. In Vietnam’s sơn mài lacquer painting first a black board is prepared. Then outlines in chalk are picked out in white with eggshell and clear varnish, then polished. Then the first layer of coloured lacquer is applied, usually followed by silver leaf and another layer of clear lacquer. Then several more layers of different coloured lacquers are painted by brush, with clear lacquer layers between them. In Vietnam an artist may apply up to ten layers or more of coloured and clear lacquer. In Ming China processes included up to a hundred layers. Each layer requires drying and polishing. When all layers are applied the artist polishes different parts of the painting until the preferred colours show. Fine sandpaper and a mix of charcoal powder and human hair is used to carefully reach the correct layer of each specific colour.[2] Consequently, “lacquer painting” is in part a misnomer, since the bringing out of the colours is not done in the preparatory painting but in the burnishing of the lacquer layers to reveal the desired image beneath.[3]

    Lacquer had been used since the Shang dynasty (1384-1111 BCE) for decoration and preservation of wooden objects. By the Han dynasty decoration had become more intricate.[4] Lacquer painting is sometimes used for decoration of wooden objects such as the traditional “Chinese candy box”.

    Vietnam[edit]

    Công Quốc Hà “Hanoi girl” 1997
    Lacquer painting, known as sơn mài, from resin of the sơn tree, Rhus succedanea, was developed in Vietnam as a freestanding form, separate from decoration of wooden objects. A revival and a combination with French techniques occurred in the 1930s which was closely associated with the French teachers and Vietnamese students of the École Supérieure des Beaux Arts de l’Indochine in Hanoi from 1925 to 1945 such as Joseph Inguimberty and Nguyễn Gia Trí.[5][6] Among the prominent newer generation of Vietnamese lacquer painters is Cong Quoc Ha, who received numerous awards and his works are regularly exhibited worldwide.

    Cao Dai Temple

    The Cao Dai temple is a must see in my opinion. The Cao Dai religion is a new religion founded in the 1920’s that combines elements of Buddhism, Daoism, Confucianism, Hinduism and Catholicism. They even have a pope and bishops. It is common in the South, but not that common elsewhere in Vietnam. The temple is extraordinary.

    for more details see the following WIki article:

    cao daism

    Cao Dai

    The Cao Dai faith
    Tried to combine

    All the religions of earth
    Into a new religion
    For a new era

    Founded in Vietnam
    It has spread across the Vietnamese diaspora
    Across the globe
    But it is a very Vietnamese thing

    It seems you can’t escape the past
    Religion is like that
    It roots you in to a time and place

    And you will obey its teachings
    Until the day you die
    That is the power
    And tragedy of religion

    Chu Chi Tunnel

    The highlight of the trip was of course the famous Chu Chi tunnels about 50 miles from Saigon. They played a key role in the defeat of the US military and the Vietnamese are justly proud of their engineering prowess in building these tunnels.

    for more info see the following Wi-Ki

    ch chi tunnels

    Ghosts of Chu Chi

    Crawling down the tunnels
    Of Chu Chi
    I could almost imagine
    The Viet Kong guerillas

    Hiding deep under the tunnels
    As the land above is turned
    Into a temporary dessert
    With the vegetation burned off
    By napalm and agent orange

    The Viet Kong creep out at night
    Stealing onto the bases
    Stealing weapons, food, supplies
    And occasionally killing soldiers

    In their sleep
    The US soldiers
    Stay on base at night

    Terrified of the mosquitos
    And of the Viet Kong

    the ghosts
    Surround me
    Telling me their stories
    And at last I fled

    Through the emergency escape tunnel
    Declaring victory
    Profoundly shaken up
    By the ghosts of the Chu Chi tunnels

    Monday March 18 return to Korea
    Went to District two for a hair cut for Angela, and lunch. Afterwards had a massage and then drank a craft beer before heading home. Had a great two weeks in Saigon. We will be back!

     

    Over all reflections Saigon 2019 vrs Saigon 1995

    Thinking back about how things have changed since our last trip, it struck me that Saigon reminds us both of Seoul in the late 80’s as it emerged to become the world class city it is now. Same energy, same determination, same visionary desire to become a world class city.

    Things that have changed

    Fewer Scams, Safer, lots more foreign tourists

    Back in 1995 Saigon was a dangerous place to visit. Lots of scams, lots of pick pockets, lots of beggars and it was chaotic and confusing. Now the beggars are gone, fewer pickpockets, fewer overt scams, much friendly, lots more foreign visitors, lots more English spoken. Much more pleasant a place to visit.
    Motorcyclists wearing Helmets

    Back in 1995 few motorcyclists wore helmets and traffic fatalities were widespread. Now almost every where is wearing a helmet and we did not see any traffic accidents. Bus are more widespread, as our taxis and grab (Vietnam’s uber) is everywhere. Lots easier to get around.

    Lots more to Do

    There is definitely a lot more to do. Lots of places to eat, and drink. More museums, more temples, more everything. And everything is still super cheap.

    Backpackers ghetto

    Was just beginning when we last visited. Now it is a large and colorful part of the city. Much more diverse tourist crowd – lots of Aussies, Europeans, Asians, but still few Americans.

    Fewer Vietnam war vets – they dying off

    The Vietnam war veterans are beginning to die off. Because well the war ended a long time ago. But you still saw a lot of American veterans wandering the streets coming back to visit the country they first saw as military conscripts so many years ago.

    More English

    Definitely a lot more English than before. And google translate makes it so much easier to communicate!
    Asian Tourists outnumber Western Tourists, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans Everywhere

    Back in 1995 there were few Asian tourists in Vietnam. Now they are everywhere. Koreans, Japanese and Chinese tourists are all over the place. The Vietnamese have embraced Korean culture, K Drama is very popular, as is K Pop and K food.

    Much more developed tourism infrastructure

    The tourist industry has grown up. So many options to chose from and the tours we went on were professionally run, informative and inexpensive. We have so many places we want to travel next time we come.
    AIRBNB did not exist 25 years ago. Now AIRBNB places are everywhere as our guest houses. Travel costs are low accommodations are good. Restaurants are great. Food is fantastic.

    Things that remained the same –

    Fascinating city, Great food, Still pretty cheap, friendly people, Traffic still chaotic

    What we did last time

    Saigon with a driver and guide

    We hired a driver and a guide for a private tour last time. We saw a lot of the city but never really got the hang of the place and we were rushed here and there and ate in five star restaurants when we wanted to see the city as locals would. All in all we were a bit disappointed and spent too much money. This trip was much more enjoyable.

    Buying Art –

    we bought some nice art work last time – lacquer ware paintings. We met the artist through his nephew who was staying at the same guest house that we were staying at.

    Touring Traditional Market

    We did a tour of traditional markets, probably Ben Thang market.

    Buying gold

    We bought some gold which we still have

    Re-unification Palace

    We saw the re-unification palace which was impressive

    War Memorial

    And we saw the War Memorial which was a bit too in your face for our liking.

    Hanoi

    We spent a week in Hanoi. We stayed at the at the government guest house. We were among the first independent American tourists in Vietnam as we arrived a week after the Embassy opened. We had lunch and dinner with the Consul who was a friend from the Embassy in Bangkok. We enjoyed touring old quarter the old quarter had lunch and dinner there. West Lake district was nice as well.

    Conclusion – Don’t know why it took 25 years to return but we will definitely be back many times. And you should go if you have not been

  • More Fake Food Poems

    More Fake Food Poems

    more poems about fake food

    From GF bread, (really good for you) to Healthy Choice food choices meh not so good for you and KFC and McDonalds more fake food for ya

    Fake Bread

    Fake Bread

    Nowadays
    Most of the time

    I eat fake bread
    GF bread

    For health reasons
    My wife can’t tolerate the real thing

    And so,
    I eat fake bread
    Fake pasta
    Fake pizza

    But every so often
    I want the real deal

    I crave bread
    Made with wheat

    And a real pizza
    And real pasta
    And real donuts

    comments: No disrespect to those like my wife who has celiac disease. But bread was originally made with wheat, hence in that sense “GF bread is Fake Bread, a kind of “fake food” ” given my definition of “fake” meaning altered from the original in some fashioned. Granted the wheat used nowadays has little to do with the original wheat used by our ancestors. and gluten is probably bad for everyone, and I do like it but once in a while I want bread made with wheat. end comments

    Fake Cheese

    In America
    Most commercial cheese
    Are processed cheese products

    Chemically enhanced fake cheese
    With maybe 25 percent
    Real cheese from real cows

    The rest
    Chemicals and flavorings
    And who knows what

    Can’t pronounce the damn ingredients
    And that can’t be good

    I crave real cheese
    My favorite is Tillamook cheese
    From Oregon

    But I love real cheese
    But I have to restrict myself

    If I eat what I want
    I would gain 25 pounds
    Overnight

    My wife claims
    Even thinking about cheese
    Causes me to gain weight

    And so,
    cheese is banned
    From my house

    And boy do I miss
    Real cheese

    Never liked the fake stuff though
    Just not a Velveeta cheese product fan

    comments: can’t handle cheese any more – I gain weight just looking at it! but Velveeta is not cheese! end comments

    Fake KFC

    There is a joke
    That many years ago
    KFC was ordered to change
    Their name

    From Kentucky Fried Chicken
    To KFC

    Because according to the court
    The chicken contained only 10 percent chicken meat
    The rest was chemicals, soy, other extenders

    And the chicken was not fried
    And not made anymore
    in Kentucky

    That may or not be true
    But I did visit the KFC museum
    Near the highway rest stop
    Where the first KFC opened up

    Back when they produced real fried chicken
    From chickens sourced in Kentucky

    And it was 100 percent chicken meat
    With spices etc
    No extenders at all

    I toured the museum
    But did not eat there

    Last time I ate at a KFC
    Was in Sapporo Japan
    for five weeks

    When my American co-workers
    Insisted on an American fast food lunch

    I got sick from the KFC
    My body just could not handle
    The chemicals anymore

    And so,
    I never went back
    And never will

    Comment: enough said

    Fake Mc Donald’s

    Mcdonalds Fast Food Stockfoto Getty Images

    Mc Donald’s is the king
    Of the fake food industry

    Their burgers are unnatural abominations
    If you leave the burgers out for days

    You can still cook them
    And that ain’t natural
    And ain’t right

    No one knows really
    What is in the burgers
    That is a corporate secret

    But one knows
    That it can’t be good for you

    I lost my taste for Mc Donald’s
    And Burger King and Wendy’s
    About ten years ago

    I last ate at Burger King in St Lucia
    And ate at Mc Donalds in India

    Mc Donalds in India
    Is not allowed to serve beef

    They finally settled on a chicken burger
    As their burger of choice

    Wisely abandoning the Raja mutton burger
    Which just tasted horrible
    The veggie burgers were the best though

    But I still crave a burger
    And will eat at other chains
    Or gourmet burger places

    But the sad reality
    The burgers are all the same

    Ten percent beef
    The rest chemicals and extenders

    One day a study came out
    Linking eating fast food burgers
    To ED among men

    And that may be true
    It is also true

    That eating fast food daily
    is courting death at an early age

    One day the CEO of Burger King
    Came out in a Press conference
    To denounce the movie
    Super Size me

    He said

    “Fast food burgers are perfectly safe
    And delicious
    I had a Whopper for lunch”

    Then he collapsed and died
    From a massive heart attack

    Poetic justice
    At work

    comment: May be an urban legend but boy is that an illustration of poetic justice at work! comment

    Fake healthy Food

    The evil food industry executives
    Are on to us

    They proclaim
    That they get it
    They need to sell us healthier food

    And so, they present
    all sorts of so-called healthy food
    For us to consume

    Only problem
    The food is still

    the chemical enhanced fake food
    they always make

    25 percent real ingredients
    75 percent chemicals and extenders

    they just slap a healthy choice label on it
    charge you double

    and proclaim it is healthier for you
    Than the other crap they sell

    but no processed food is healthy
    only food created from scratch
    can be considered healthy food

    So, as you enjoy
    your healthy choice fake food
    just remember this

    it is still fake food
    still poison

    comments: Sums up my feelings on fake food. I try to eat mostly healthy real food but when traveling don’t have much choices outside of my own kitchen. End Comments

    14 Foods You Eat Every Day That Aren’t What You Think They Are

  • Fake Food Poems

    Fake Food Poems

    Poems About Fake Food

    These are my poems about fake food. this is the first part of my “fake food” chapbook which is a sub-set of my “Fake Things” manuscript. I hope to shop both around for publication in the Spring. For both collection I use as a working definition of “fake” anything that is not 100 percent the original deal or state. Thus most of the world we live in is that sense “fake” fake things can be better than the original, or just meet a different need but some are insidious like “fake food”. I have posted some of these earlier, and they can be found on Cosmosfunnel, All poetry, Hello Poetry (where is trending whatever that means) and poetry magnum opus.

    of course these opinions are entirely my own and do not reflect the opinions of any my prior employers.

    here we go my poems about fake food! comments and feedback welcomed.

    Fake Food

    in this world of fake things
    Nothing is more fake
    Than the food we eat

    Most of the fake food crap we eat
    Is nothing but chemicals
    And flavorings

    Added to a small amount
    Of real food

    All packaged and sold
    And marketed

    Scientifically designed to taste good
    So we eat the poisoned food
    And get sicker and sicker

    While the food industry giants
    Make obscene profits
    Selling us poison

    Comments: almost all processed food sold in the market is fake in the sense that it has chemicals and preservatives added to it along with gluten, corn syrup and who knows what else, not to mention GMO’s. Fresh fruits and vegetables often have wax on it.

    it is difficult but not impossible to find real food but the big food companies don’t make a lot of profit so they push all the various processed foods on us and we mostly consume as Frank Zappa once sang,

    “eat the garbage that I feed you” from ” I am the Slime” end comment

    Fake coffee

    I used to be a big coffee drinker
    Had to have my four or five cups
    Of real fresh brewed coffee

    Not for me the weak instant coffee
    Of decaf coffee or herbal fake coffee

    But over time coffee caught up to me
    And now I can not handle the real deal
    And I am forced to drink decaf coffee
    Which is a kind of fake coffee to me

    Or herbal coffee
    Which is entirely fake
    Designed to taste like the real thing

    But without that caffeine kick
    That true coffee drinkers crave

    Since we are all caffeine addicts at heart
    Just need that rush to get going
    And keep going

    And the fake coffee
    Just does not do the trick

    And so, I am doomed
    To drink decaf coffee
    And fake coffee

    Missing my real cup of coffee
    Until the day I enjoy the last drop

    comment:

    I do like my coffee so I drink a cup of decaf almost every day and once in a great while real coffee and I will resume drinking herbal coffee but these are fake in the sense that coffee in its original state has caffeine in it. see my other coffee poems on my web page. Several have been published. Particularly snarling cup of coffee.

    here in Korea, there seems to be a coffee shop on every corner. Only in the last year has decaf become widely available, before then it was impossible to find anywhere so there is progress for those like me who can’t handle caffeine.

    End comment

    Fake vegan meat

    A Man Eating A Vegan Burger. Stock Photo – Image of hamburger, meat_ 113961446

    When I go to a vegetarian restaurant
    I often encounter fake meat
    Often called mock meat

    Made out of soybeans, and other things
    And I wonder
    Why bother with the façade

    I mean if you are a vegan
    Be a vegan

    Don’t eat or make fake meat
    You don’t need it
    You really don’t like it

    And it is somehow
    just wrong to me

    So please no more fake meat
    No more tofu turkey for me

    Either give me my meat
    Or give me my vegan delight

    comment: no offense to my vegan friends, but I just don’t get the concept of fake meat. I have had some great fake meat dishes and enjoyed it but just don’t get the concept. end comments

    Fake fish

    Everywhere in the world
    When you eat fish
    In a restaurant

    The restaurant owners
    Claim it is salmon or tuna
    Or other delicious fish

    But the sad reality
    60 percent of the time
    You are eating fake fish

    The fish may be fish
    Or may not be fish
    But if it is indeed fish
    It is probably tilapia

    Or some other cheap
    Bottom feeding scumbag fish
    Filled with toxins

    And possibly tape worms
    And other parasites

    And as you eat your delicious fish
    You are eating the fake fish

    And helping the fish industry
    Continue this con game

    But there is nothing you can do
    Except for catching your own fish
    And preparing it yourself

    So, when you eat fish
    Pretend if you must

    That you eating salmon or tuna
    While you eat your tilapia
    And pay the salmon/tuna premium price

    comment: there are so many fake fish products in the market. one study estimated that less than 50 percent of the time the customers are getting what they thought they had ordered, and it is difficult to tell at times whether the fish you eating is the real deal. Here in Korea though you can buy real fish from the fish market and be somewhat assured that you are eating the real deal. End comment

    are you eating fake fish

  • Poems About Fake Things Chapbook

    Poems About Fake Things Chapbook

    Poems About Fake Things

    updated with fresh index, audio and first poem, ‘Fake Things”. Foliate Oak Literary magazine will publish the poem in their next edition. Stay tuned, I will provide a link in due course.



    just an update. Foliate Literary Review has just published “Fake Things”
    foliate literary review

    These are my poems about fake things. By “fake things” I mean almost everything we find in this modern world because no one including me is the original product of nature. I wear glasses, dentures, and live in an artificial environment. just because something is fake does not make it evil or fraudulent but many fake things are fraudulent. This is especially true about fake food. Almost none of which with the possible exceptions of home made smoothies are better than the original product found in nature. and most are dreadful for you although scientifically designed to taste good. I know I used to eat Fast food until I woke up and realize that it was slowly killing me so I became much more conscious of my food intake – although I am not yet a vegan!

    and these poems are dark, cynical, poetic rants. Which makes me a fake person because in real life I am pretty content except for when I write! so in that sense I too am nothing but a fake person.

    some of these may be offensive to some people particularly the political and religious poems. In my opinion, all religious believe is fundamentally fake in the sense that religion is based on supernatural understandings of the world. People have a right to believe or not believe anything they want to and I am not trying to change peoples minds, just pointing out my opinions.

    these opinions are mine alone and do not reflect any of my prior employers.

    if some of these are offensive to you I apologize in advance. So read, enjoy I hope and send me your feedback.

    if you have your own examples I would be happy to add them to the final product. So here goes, my poems about Fake Things….

    photos


    picture of President Trump
    president trump
    photo of terminator AI robot
    BARCELONA, SPAIN – MAY 09: The Terminator robot is seen in the paddock following qualifying for the Spanish Formula One Grand Prix at the Circuit de Catalunya on May 9, 2009 in Barcelona, Spain. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

    the rise of the facebook dead

    Audio Files (will update as I record them)


    updated index

    Fake Things
    Fake Things
    Fake People

    Fake People
    AI Created Fake People
    Fake Love
    Fake Life
    Fake Death
    Fake Souls
    Fake Jake
    Fake relationships
    Fake friends
    Fake laugher
    Fake crying

    Fake food
    Fake food
    Fake coffee
    Fake vegan meat
    Fake fish
    Fake Bread
    Fake Cheese
    Fake KFC
    Fake Mc Donald’s
    Fake healthy Food
    Fake Menus
    Fake Salt
    Fake cereal
    Fake ice cream
    Fake eggs
    Fake bacon
    Fake tea
    Fake booze
    Fake beer best beer in the world
    Fake rum best rum in the world
    Fake soju
    Fake malkali
    Fake kimchi- the kimchi-Kimuchi wars
    Fake vodka

    Fake appearances
    Fake appearances
    Fake hair
    Fake eyes
    Fake ears
    Fake faces
    Fake Teeth
    Fake Legs
    Fake knees
    Future of fake body parts
    Fake Hearts

    Fake Drugs

    Fake Drugs
    More on Fake Drugs
    Fake Weed

    Fake Art

    Fake writers
    Fake poets
    Fake artists
    Fake musicians

    Fake Sports

    Fake Wrestling
    Fake Falls in Soccer
    Fake Home runs – drug enhanced sports
    Robot Sports?


    Fake Politics
    Fake Politics
    Fake Solutions
    Fake Outrage
    Fake Denials
    Fake Apologies
    Fake Cops
    Fake news
    Fake Voting Scams
    Fake Presidents
    Fake Human- Alien Shape Shifting Lizards
    Fake Humans – Coming of the Clones
    Fake Humans -Designer Babies
    Fake Humans – AI Decides to Kill All Humans

    Fake Gods

    Fake Gods
    Fake War on Christmas
    Fake War on Christianity
    Fake Prophets
    Fake business
    Fake Products Conquer the World
    Fake Business
    Fake clothes
    Fake shoes
    Fake bags
    Fake watches
    Fake car parts
    Fake Visas
    Fake Marriages
    Fake Divorces
    Fake Deaths
    Fake computers
    Fake phones
    Fake marriage videos
    Fake videos
    Deep Fake
    Fake Calls
    Fake Real Estate Ads – True story
    Fake Builders
    Fake drivers
    Fake lawyers

    Other fake Things

    Fake mosquitos
    Fake Science

    Fake Promises
    Fake Sincerity
    Fake promises
    Fate Praise
    Fake beginnings
    Fake endings

    the first lead poem follows:

    Fake Things
    Fake Things
    Fake People

    Fake People
    AI Created Fake People
    Fake Love
    Fake Life
    Fake Death
    Fake Souls
    Fake Jake
    Fake relationships
    Fake friends
    Fake laugher
    Fake crying

    Fake food
    Fake food
    Fake coffee
    Fake vegan meat
    Fake fish
    Fake Bread
    Fake Cheese
    Fake KFC
    Fake Mc Donald’s
    Fake healthy Food
    Fake Menus
    Fake Salt
    Fake cereal
    Fake ice cream
    Fake eggs
    Fake bacon
    Fake tea
    Fake booze
    Fake beer best beer in the world
    Fake rum best rum in the world
    Fake soju
    Fake malkali
    Fake kimchi- the kimchi-Kimuchi wars
    Fake vodka

    Fake appearances
    Fake appearances
    Fake hair
    Fake eyes
    Fake ears
    Fake faces
    Fake Teeth
    Fake Legs
    Fake knees
    Future of fake body parts
    Fake Hearts

    Fake Drugs

    Fake Drugs
    More on Fake Drugs
    Fake Weed

    Fake Art

    Fake writers
    Fake poets
    Fake artists
    Fake musicians

    Fake Sports

    Fake Wrestling
    Fake Falls in Soccer
    Fake Home runs – drug enhanced sports
    Robot Sports?


    Fake Politics
    Fake Politics
    Fake Solutions
    Fake Outrage
    Fake Denials
    Fake Apologies
    Fake Cops
    Fake news
    Fake Voting Scams
    Fake Presidents
    Fake Human- Alien Shape Shifting Lizards
    Fake Humans – Coming of the Clones
    Fake Humans -Designer Babies
    Fake Humans – AI Decides to Kill All Humans

    Fake Gods

    Fake Gods
    Fake War on Christmas
    Fake War on Christianity
    Fake Prophets
    Fake business
    Fake Products Conquer the World
    Fake Business
    Fake clothes
    Fake shoes
    Fake bags
    Fake watches
    Fake car parts
    Fake Visas
    Fake Marriages
    Fake Divorces
    Fake Deaths
    Fake computers
    Fake phones
    Fake marriage videos
    Fake videos
    Deep Fake
    Fake Calls
    Fake Real Estate Ads – True story
    Fake Builders
    Fake drivers
    Fake lawyers

    Other fake Things

    Fake mosquitos
    Fake Science

    Fake Promises

    Fake Sincerity
    Fake promises
    Fate Praise
    Fake beginnings
    Fake endings

  • Snarling Cup of Coffee Chapbook Updated with audio clips

    Snarling Cup of Coffee Chapbook Updated with audio clips

    Table of Contents

    Note: this chapbook brings together some of my favorite poems, many have been published. An * indicates prior publication. Some appear in my earlier submission to you. The acknowledge page at the end provides a complete publication credit list.

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

    and other Poems

    Note: this chapbook brings together some of my favorite poems, many have been published. An * indicates prior publication. I will post a few each week until I am finished with the entire set. I published these poems in the Poetry Superhiway’s poetry chapbook giveaway contest December 1, 2018, and I would be delighted to send the entire set to anyone who is interested. Comments and feedback welcome, but please keep it civil. Please note that these are entirely my own opinions and do not reflect the opinions of any of my prior employers

    Coffee Poems

    Snarling Cup of Coffee*
    No More Coffee Blues*
    Ode to Coffee*

    Love Poems

    The Story of How We Met *
    Chains that Bind Us *
    Where Do You and I Begin *
    Lost and Found *

    Political Rants

    The Eye in the Sky *
    The Decline of America*
    When Will This Madness End? *
    Hurricanes from Hell
    It Can’t Happen Here
    Masters of the Universe

    Fake Things please see companion chap book series “Fake Things” coming soon

    Fake News
    Fake Calls *
    Fake Gods
    Fake People
    Idiots in High Places

    Religious Visions

    Imagining the End of the World * Meeting God in a Lake *
    The Cosmic Cat from Berkeley *
    The Cosmic Dog from Goal *

    Travels

    Spring Time in Capitol Hill*
    Wagontire, Oregon *
    Hitchhiking Tales *

    Strange Visions

    Life’s Journey *
    The Fog *
    Slime Patrol to the Rescue *
    Bad Craziness *
    One Night in Bombay *
    Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon *
    The Nebulous Night of Darkness*
    Dental Torture Blues
    Watching Cats Hunt *
    Cats *
    Mozart Blues
    Old Man in the Mirror Must Die *
    One Mystic Shrouded Night *
    Prayer to the Computer Gods *
    Microsoft Found Dictation Poems
    Green Trees Don’t Make It *
    Who is Master?
    My Soul Wants to Fly *
    Cosmic Calendar *

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

    I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
    I pound down the coffee

    First thing I do every day as the dawning sun
    Lights up my lonesome room

    Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee

    I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex-Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee
    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
    Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

    I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear
    I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
    Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements

    I want to scream and shoot the TV and run out side Shouting “Stop the world.

    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”
    The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
    It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
    In its appointed daily run
    And I sit down
    The madness dissipating a bit

    And enjoy my second cup
    Of heaven and hell
    In my morning cup of Joe

    Ode to Coffee

    Mistress of sacred love
    Sacred lady of desire

    You start my day
    Setting my heart on fire
    With your dark delicious flavor

    And throughout the day
    Whenever the mean old blues come by
    You chase them away
    With your bitter sweet ambrosial brew

    Every time I inhale your witches’ brew
    I am filled with power, light and love
    And everything is all right Jack
    If only for a few fleeting minutes

    I love you oh coffee goddess
    In all your magical forms

    In the dark coffee of the dawning day
    In the sizzling coffee in the mid-morning break
    In the afternoon siesta break
    And in the post dinner dessert drink

    I love you my coffee mistress
    You are my refuge
    From this horrid world

    And you are my secret lover
    Never disappoint me, ever
    I’ve never had a bad cup
    Of that I can be sure

    Even the dismal coffee
    Served at Denny’s at 3 am
    Is still sweet loving coffee

    Even the farmer brother’s diner coffee
    Excites me and gets me going
    Asking for another cup of divine delight

    Coffee always is there
    It is always on and piping hot
    With hidden dark secrets
    Swirling in its liquid essence

    Coffee is my last vice
    My only legal vice left

    Coffee does not cheat on me
    It is always faithful, always true
    It does not turn on its friends

    And all it asks in return
    Is that you come back
    Cup after cup after cup

    A good cup of coffee
    Is a little bit of heaven
    In a cup of dark liquid hell

    Coffee is like a drug
    But a good drug that does what is should
    And never complains

    It does not get grouchy
    It does not hurt you

    It does not make you crazy
    But allows the muse to come out
    And play with it

    Coffee led to the American Revolution
    As patriots drank coffee
    To rebel against the aristocratic English tea

    Coffee started the London Stock Market
    And started the gossip mills running

    Every great invention
    Was fed by coffee’s sweet brew sweet allure
    All the great thinkers
    All the great leaders
    All were enslaved to coffee’s magic

    Yeah
    I sing my praises
    Of the great glorious coffee lady

    Long may she continue
    To be my sweet companion

    Long may coffee continue
    To rule my heart
    And set my heart on fire

    I love thee
    Mistress coffee
    And sometimes I think
    You love me too

    No More Coffee Blues

    I love coffee
    Always have

    And coffee has loved me back
    But lately I have soured on her
    Soured on the whole coffee scene

    On the harshness of the morning brew
    And the promises it makes

    As I sip of its nectar
    Drawn into its lair

    Drinking drop by drop
    As the caffeine takes over

    Rewriting my every nerve
    Turning me into a slave
    For its perverted pleasure

    Yes, I love coffee
    But I am afraid

    Coffee is a harsh mistress
    Demanding so much of me

    Promising the sun
    And delivering the Moon

    As I drink her swill
    Deepening under her influence

    I have the coffee blues
    Can’t live without her
    Can’t live with her

    I try
    But tea does not cut it
    Not really

    Booze does not do it
    At least not in the morning

    Yoga is not enough of a buzz
    Nor is the runner’s high

    And I am afraid deadly afraid of cocaine
    And speed and drugs and energy drinks

    And so, I remain a slave to coffee
    My only legal drug

    As I sip another and fall under her seductive spread
    Once more failing in my resolve

    To skip coffee for that day
    That morning that moment

    I shall never be free of her spell
    Ever and she knows it

    As she beckons me
    Every morning with her intoxicating smell

    And I come to her and drink her brew
    And become her slave again and again

    TBC