Cosmos’s Scumbag Of The Week Awards

Cosmos’s Scumbag Of The Week Awards

Purpose:  From time to time, I will award a “Scumbag of the Week Award” and post it on my blog, medium, wattpad,blogloving, writing com, FB,Tumblr, Likendlin, and tweeter and send a nice certificate to the person who demonstrated the true qualities of a Scumbag – vile despicable behavior or speech demonstrating that they are a true sociopathic scumbag.


Cosmos’s Scumbag of the Week Award Scumbag Award, Kentucky Factory Manager
Cosmos’s Scumbag of the Week Award, Runner up Christmas Gun Card
Scumbag of the Week Marjorie Taylor Green Found Poem Marjorie Taylor Green
Scumbag of the Week Matt Gaetz Found Poem
Scumbag of the Week Paul Gosar found poem
Scumbag of the Week Louie Gohmert Found Poem Scumbag
Scumbag of the Week Award Korean Husband Who Left His Wife at Deserted Highway Stop
Scumbag of The Week  Kentucky Candle Manager Who Threaten to Fire Employees Who Want to Flee the Tornado That Destroyed the Factory Scumbag of the Week Award

The Poems

In the wake
Of the historic tornados
That destroyed so many towns
In six states,

There have been many cases
Of people stepping up
Doing the right thing
Acting like true heroes.
This sadly is not one
Of those stories.

Instead, it is the story
Of a factory manager
Who knowing that the tornado
Was rushing at his factory,

Told his employees
Keep working

If you leave
Fleeing for your life
You will be terminated.

The employees
Were too stunned
To do anything.

A few minutes later
The factory was destroyed
Most of the workers
And that scumbag manager
Buried under the rubble.

If the manager
Had acted like the Christian
He claimed he was,

And told his employees
To get the hell out of there
Closing for the day.

Some of them might
Have survived.

For these actions
He truly deserves

The scumbag of the week award.

Scumbag of the Week Award  -For the Chrismas Gun Card

The second recipient
is the congressional representative,
Who felt he would send out
A friendly message
Of peace and goodwill
During the Christmas season,

He had his whole family
Standing by a Christmas tree
Carrying military assault weapons

With the caption,
“Santa, please send more amo”.
Santa should send the family
A note

“: For your display of Christmas naughtiness,
I am donating ten thousand dollars
from your bank account,
In your name for each victim
Of gun violence this year,

200 thousand dollars
Thank you for your generous donation,”

The Republican congressional
representative from Kentucky
Did not apologize for the lame
Extremely tasteless
and offensive joke

Not even saying
That it was just a lame
An attempt at a joke.

Tweeting that he had stirred up
A hornets’ nest
But it was good

To see the leftist so upset
And he would do it again
Saw nothing wrong with it.

Yet another Christian
Who shows his adherence
To Christian values,

By violating everything,
Christ stood for.

Not doing what Jesus
Would have done.

And did it just
Before Christmas

right after a horrific
shocking shooting
at a school.

Until next time,
When we will award
Another scumbag
Of the week award.

Scumbag of the Week Marjorie Taylor Green

For this week’s s Cosmos
scumbag of the week award
we have four contestants

Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Matt Gaetz,
Paul Gosar,

and they are tied
and will receive the award later.

They held a bonkers
Demented press conference

For that, they are all winners

“On Tuesday,
Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Matt Gaetz,
Paul Gosar,
and Louie Gohmert

held a press conference
where they defended
the Jan. 6 insurrection,

promoting every conspiracy
theory under the sun
and attacking anybody

who dares call
into question the actions
of the people
we all saw on television,
on our computers,
and on our mobile devices

attacking the Capitol building.
Any one of the four
on the podium
during today’s press conference

could create a misinformation
swarm larger
then the rings of Saturn,

and all four together
did not disappoint their master,
Donald Trump.

let’s all just remember
four things:
Greene is a horrendous human being 

Gaetz is a horrendous human being;

Gosar is a horrendous human being;

and Gohmert is a horrendous human being”.

“First up was Greene,
who told the world
that the Jan. 6 defendants

were being tortured
and persecuted
and forced to submit
to critical race theory brainwashing.”

She went on to say
Of the January 6th defendants

“They were isolated
in a separate wing of the jail
where they are abused,
where they are ridiculed,
where they are mocked

because of their political beliefs
and because of January 6,
and because
of the color of their skin.”

All are scumbags worthy
Of this award

Scumbag of the Week Matt Gaetz Found Poem Scumbag

Then came Gaetz to promise
kangaroo courts
and Benghazi trials
while also pretending
that Benghazi investigation
were mishandled

because they found nothing.
“We are going to take power
after this next election.
When we do,
it’s not going to be

the days of Paul Ryan,
and Trey Gowey,
and no real oversight,
and no real subpoenas.

It’s going to be the days
of Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene,
and Dr. Gosar, and myself.”

He would move to install
Trump as House Speaker “
For this and past offenses
He is runner up

To Cosmos’s Scumbag
Of the week award.

Scumbag of the Week Paul Gosar Found Poem Scumbag

Gosar is the three-sentence embodiment
of a sniveling Dickens character.

Comment: not to mention
His violent murder porn fantasy tweets.”

And he is so bad
Even his own siblings
Campaigned against him

And denounced him
On worldwide TV.

His response
Was to call his seven siblings
Jealous Marxists.

Another worthy recipient
Of the Cosmos Scumbag
Of the week award.

Scumbag of the Week Louie Gohmert Found Poem Scumbag

Gohmert just comes
across like someone
who doesn’t know much
of anything

and therefore, might seem
a touch less dangerous.

Then it was Gohmert’s turn.
Gohmert has recently
decided to leave Congress

in the hopes of taking control
of the Texas attorney general’s office,

announcing his bid against

the publicly corrupt Ken Paxton

last month.
Gohmert’s job

was to promote the conspiracy theory
that the only people
who should be charged
with insurrection should be the FBI.

Literally—that’s his fact-free
conspiracy vomit
into the public sphere for the day.

Then Gosar came up to make
a series of statements
about the cruel conditions
of the incarcerated Jan 6 defendants

calling them human rights violations
Gosar made sure to explain
how white these defendants are.

They aren’t those “hardened criminals” people
(The ones Gosar and Greene and Gohmert
and Gaetz never speak up for),

“they’re fathers.”

Has so many reasons
To be the scumbag of the week.

Korean Husband Who Left His Wife at A Deserted Highway Rest Stop Scumbag of The Week Award

For this week’s scumbag of the week award
We go to South Korea, where I currently reside

Because scumbags are everywhere
in this world, not just
in the United States.

A Korean married couple
Got into a horrific argument
While in a taxi heading home

The man told the driver
To drop his wife
Off at a deserted
highway rest stop

In the middle of the night
During a frosty winter rainfall

The taxi driver complied
The woman got off

They took off
The woman
Went for a walk
Down the deserted highway

a five-ton truck
Ran her over
And keep driving
Hit and run driver

The taxi driver
Drove back
Saw that she was missing
Alerted the authorities

They found her body
By the side of the road
And skid marks
Indicating what had happened

The award winner is the husband
The truck driver and taxi drivers
Our runner ups

For this first international
Scumbag of the week award.

Marjorie Taylor Green Scumbag of the Week Again

Marjorie Taylor Green
For all-of-her deeds
Pure batshit craziness,

Incoherent insane word salads,
She is yet again
A recipient of
The” cosmos scumbag”
Of the week award.

During a conservative youth conference

“using her moment on stage
To in part call out
The diversity of the attendees,

The “black people, brown people, white people,
And yellow people”

Only to highlight
that the event can’t possibly be racist.”


Proving again that she is a racist
Using the racist words
“Yellow People.”

Which is a 19th century racial slur.
At least she did not use the n word
Or talk about “redskins.”.

She went on to make a deranged comments
About gender roles in the house of representatives
Noting new inclusive language guidelines

That she will refuse to follow,

“No male, female, mother, father,
Sister, brother, daughter,
Son, he, she, him, her,

all of those words are forbidden
In congress,”

Greene said. “

I’m kind of one of
Those gender people,
I’m all about the male
And the female.”

To which the only sane response
To this deranged word salad
Is to say “wtf! “

“she also whined
About the “lies”
On her Wikipedia page .

And called the Jan. 6 insurrection
A “fedsurrection,”

Implying that the terrorists
Who attacked the capitol
were set up by federal agents.

Not to mention her
complete paranoia

Suggesting that
she’s being targeted
By the Jan. 6 committee

For trying to “stop”
A “communist revolution.”

Another incoherent word salad

Communist revolution?
What planet is she living in?
What alternative reality
Is she trapped in?

A communist revolution
Really Margorie?”

She went on to compare Donald Trump
To Jesus

“and then there’s talk f freedom
And loving America,
and conservative principles,

Some crazy people
In here were talking
About how much
They love this guy
Named Jesus.

And I heard
— Someone I really like
— I think I heard

that a lot of people
Here like a guy
Named Donald J. Trump.
And then I said,

‘Oh, Oh, I know exactly
What this is:
The left calls
This a white supremacist party.”

Final snarky comment,

Not only the left my dear
Calls the MAGA movement
A white supremacist movement,

To quote the Donald

“It is what it is”.

She had earlier called for deporting Asian Americans

“If I was in charge
and I had my way,
I would come down on China
so hard,”

“I would kick out every single Chinese
in this country that is loyal
to the CCP.
They would be gone.

I do not care who they are.”

“You’re gone, back to China,”
I don’t care how much money you have,
how much land you own,
how many businesses you own,
how much money you’ve donated
to colleges and universities,

I don’t care about
who your kid is,
and how many students
you’ve sent to colleges.”

“If they are loyal
to the CCP,
they go back.”mitted that he knows he’s in trouble

Darrell Lucus

There are a lot of people who think Attorney General Merrick Garland is a 98-pound weakling. In their eyes, the lack of any action against Donald Trump and others who incited the Jan. 6 insurrection suggests that Garland isn’t willing to bring justice to those responsible for that day’s horror.

A quick read of recent events shows Garland is anything but a weakling. He indicted Steve Bannon for contempt of Congress, and all indications point to him teeing up Mark Meadows as well. He’s making a concerted effort to hold states accountable for politically and racially motivated gerrymandering, and forced Derek Chauvin to take a plea deal as his only shot of getting out of prison on his feet rather than in a pine box.

If that isn’t enough for you, former FBI Counterintelligence Chief Frank Figliuzzi believes he noticed another sign. Figliuzzi believes that with an unhinged tirade against Democratic prosecutors and law enforcement, Individual 1 all but admitted that he knows he’s directly in the legal line of fire.

In case you missed this latest Trump tantrum, read it here, courtesy of Trump spokeswoman/sockpuppet Liz Harrington.


President Donald J. Trump:

“All the Democrats want to do is put people in jail. They are vicious, violent, and Radical Left thugs. They are destroying people’s lives, which is the only thing they are good at. They couldn’t get out of Afghanistan without disgracing our…

— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) December 18, 2021

Liz Harrington

Anne Coulter Scumbag of the Week

Anne Coulter could be awarded
The Scumbag of the Week award,
For almost every week
She unleashes such hateful racist vitriol
Garbage upon the world.

Her latest outrage
A defense of Kim Potter
The cop that accidentally
Killed a black man
During a traffic stop.

Pulling out her gun
Instead of the tazer.

The jury found her guilty
Of negligent homicide.

Anne took issue
With the trial,
And the media coverage.

Noting that the media
Did not blame
the victim enough,

That the victim deserved
What he got.
Because he was a violent
Out-of-control thug,

And the cop,
Was right
To use deadly force
To put him down.

She fails to note
That everyone at the trial
Knew that.

The jury did not believe
That excused the cop
from the charge of negligence.

The NYT and other media outlets
Justified their coverage
Of focusing on the cop’s actions
Rather than on the crimes
Of the victim.

For this flaming of racist hatred
Of blaming the victim,
Of justifying another act
Of brutal, horrific police misconduct,

Anne Coulter is the scumbag
Of the week.

Jessie Watters Scumbag of the Week

Jessie Watters
A Fox News Reporter
Is this week’s scumbag
Of the week winner,

His offense?
Telling a crowd to

“ambush” Dr. Fauci
with a “kill shot”
so he “doesn’t
see it coming”

Dr. Fauci responded
To this piece of insanity,


“The only thing
that I have ever done
throughout these two years

is to encourage people
to practice good
public health practices:
to get vaccinated,

to be careful
in public settings,
to wear a mask,”

Fauci said.

“And for that,”
Fauci continued,

“You have some guy out there
saying that people
should be giving me
a kill shot
to ambush me?

I mean,
what kind of craziness
is there in society these days?”

“The guy
should be fired on the spot,”

for this and many
other vile commentary
Jessie Watters
Is the scumbag of the week.

FOX’s Jesse Watters tells fans to ‘ambush’ Fauci with a ‘kill shot’—Fauci calls for Watters’ firing

Rebekah Sager

Scumbag of the week award – Missouri Cop who threaten to arrest bus Driver for wearing a mask

In Missouri the Governor
And State Attorney general
Have been on anti-mask crusade.

Telling people to challenge
People who dare to wear a mask
To protect themselves and others.

As COVID continues
To run out of control
In Missouri

Which has one of the lowest
Vaccination rates in the country.

The governor has forbidden
Schools from requiring masks
Or vaccinations.

A cop stopped a school bus,
Threatening to arrest the driver
Who was wearing a mask

Following school policy
And CDC guidelines.

Falsely saying
It was now illegal
To wear a mask in public.

And that masks
Do not protect one
Against COVID.

Which was a liberal hoax
To begin with.

One can only hope
That the cop
Will get COVID.
Poetic justice at work.

The bus driver
Stood his ground.
Refused to take off
the mask.

For these actions
Of the policeman
Deserves the honor
Of being the scumbag
Of the week.

The End


Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace

Sometimes watching the news
Particularly FOX news
One would think

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

That we are living
In the red scare
Of the 1950’s

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

When communism
Was a real threat
To American style capitalism

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

They call the democrats
Communists, socialists and sometimes

As if these three things
Are one and the same

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

And they have resurrected
Some of the overheated rhetoric
Of that era

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

But fortunately
Most people are not buying
What they selling

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Most people don’t think
That the communists are out
To destroy America

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Realizing that there
are no communists
Left in the world
Except for a few hard core

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Communism died in 1990
Perhaps some of the MAGA crowd
Don’t know that

Because they have been brainwashed
Or have been asleep
Since 1990.

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Mr. President Every Word You Say is a Lie and You Know It

The former guy
Once again
Made a deranged statement

About current events
In a word salad
Every word in his statement
Was a lie

Showing that Trump
Is living in his own world
That is not part
Of the world
His non-supporters inhabit.

I just don’t know what
To make of this world salad

Really former guy
The democrats are communists
Trying to seize power

And turn Biden
Into perhaps the next coming
Of Castro? Or Chavez
Or Mao, or Stalin?

In case you did not know it
Communism is dead

No one
Even the Russians and Chinese
Are Marxists any more

And no Joe Biden
Is not trying to become a dictator

The only person
trying to be a dictator
Would be you.

The January 6 insurrection
Was an attempted coup
You know it, we all know it

The January 6committee
Is trying to hold
people accountable

That includes perhaps
Sending some people to jail.

The committee and the democrats
Are out to get you
Because you are guilty

And your day
Of accounting

For all of your crimes
Is coming sooner
That you think.

Trump just admitted he knows he is in  trouble.

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