fake things

Fake Things

Fake Things


There are so many fake things in the world these days.  Here are some of my poetic observations regarding the proliferation of fake things in the modern world.  There are a few true things in the world still.  But the fake things, the fraudulent things are spreading all over the world like a malignant out of control invasive species, a mental meme of fakery covering the whole world sucking the life out of the world.

Enjoy these poetic rants.

Jake Aller

Fake Gods

Every day

There is another outrageous statement

From this preacher or that preacher


Saying that God spoke to them

And told them that Trump


Was anointed by God himself

And would bring us all to the promised land


Well I hate to bring it up

But felt that I must


If God exists

And is all powerful


Why would he waste his time

Talking to these idiot preachers?


And why would he anoint Trump

The most ungodly of all politicians

How do these preachers know

It is God calling


Or perhaps it is a fake God

I mean why not?


In this age of fake age, fake asses, fake angels, fake artists, fake booze, fake boobs, fake calls, fake card games, fake casinos, fake clothes, fake computer programs, fake computer games, fake coffee, fake devils, fake doctors, fake drugs, fake eyes, fake faces, fake falls during the world cup, fake fish, fake food, fake friends, fake Gods, fake games, fake hair, fake judges, fake lawyers, fake live celebrities on TV, fake legs, fake lotto tickets, fake hearts, fake languages, fake love, fake meat, fake minds, fake ministers, fake names, fake passes, fake players, fake people, fake pot, fake politicians, fake porn, fake photos, fake poets, fake priests, fake products, fake sex, fake songs, fake sports stars, fake movies, fake TV, fake teeth, fake vaginas, fake watches, fake writers, fake victims, fake videos, fake universities and fake well everything else


Why not a fake God

Pretending to be God

Just in it for the power,

the money


And the sweat love of the beautiful babes

That he has convinced

Has to sleep with him

As God has ordained it


Yeah I think that it is

God has been replaced

By a Fake God


Does the fake God speak to them?

And what does the fake God sound like?


How did the fake God talk to them?

On the phone? By email? By tweet

Or by visions or voices in their head?


Or are they just raving lunatics

Who think that the real nonexistent God

is calling them?

Not knowing or caring it is the fake God

On the cosmic hotline from the fake heaven


God, either the real deal

Or the Fake God

does not in my opinion

Talk to idiots


Too many things to do

Running this fake God scam

While the real God is either on vacation

Or is locked up in a cosmic dungeon somewhere

Or has been killed by the fake God

In league with the real Satan


Nor should God either the real God

or the Fake God

tolerate these fools any more


The Fake God does not send us hurricanes or tornados

To punish us


That is beneath his cosmic pay grade

And the real God

Has been cut off from his power sources

Locked away into cosmic dungeon

Without a phone, internet, or power outlet


The real God is God

and is mysterious

And if he speaks to us at all


We surely do not understand

Anything he says


As we have surely screwed up

The teachings of his prophets


And all we can hear

Is the voice of the fake God

The cosmic shyster

Who has been impersonating God

Perhaps for thousands of year


So I wish to end this by saying

Oh you false prophets




The real God is not calling you

And never has

But the fake god

That’s another story


But, please

Just SFTU already




Fake People

I am living in a world of fake people

Everyone around me is fake

Everyone is running their own scams

Hiding their true nature


Behind their fake smiles

Their fake sincerity


Nothing is real any more

The news is fake


Nothing but noise

Designed to trap you

In endless out rage

And fear


For the profits

Made by the evil masters

The spin masters

The people behind the news


And everyone pretends

That this is all real

But everyone knows

It is all fake


Fake people living fake lives

In fake worlds

Surrounded by fake things

And believing fake Gods


As we all move forward

Living our fake life

In a fake world


Lost in a fake universe

Governed by a fake God




Fake Love


There is nothing real anymore

In this fake world of ours

Everything has been reduced

To nothing but commodities

To be bought and sold


And in such a toxic world

There is no room

For true love


For truth

For a real love

That transcends the fake world


And even if you find the one

You can never be sure

If it is real

Could just be yet another scam


In a world filled with fake people

Fake relationships


Fraud, and fear

Rule the world

And the market rules us all


And so true love

Has no role

In the fake modern world




Fake Life


We all live in a fake world

Imagining the illusions

Are the real world

It is all in our insane heads


Nothing but psychotic nonsense

That we project into the world


The world is filled with fake people

Living fake lives in fake villages

In faked communities


Following the latest faked scandal

The latest fake outrage


Not knowing or caring

That nothing is real


Except perhaps death

And taxes


And if you have the right attorney

Even that can be faked



Fake Death

The Gods of Science

Are about to discover


The secrets of life and death

And banish death

To the dust bin of history


As we all replace

Our bodies and our souls

With robotic new fake bodies


With the illusion

That we can live forever

Just replacing this and that body part


Living out our empty life

Wishing that we could end it all

And embrace death


But in world of fake life

Death too becomes fake


And so we are doomed

To live our futile fake life


Until at last we meet death

Perhaps in a thousand years

Perhaps in a million years


Perhaps tomorrow

Death in the end


Will prove to be

The one real thing

In this fake universe of ours




Fake Calls

Fake Calls

Every day I get woken up

As the sun comes up

By my phone ringing

With a fake call


It seems that the only people

Who ever bother to call me

Are the fake call people


Who all call me

With fake sincerity


Offering me a great deal

On this and that scam


I curse at them

Yell at them

Mutter obscenities in foreign tongues

And block their calls


Yet it does not seem to matter

The next call will be

Yet another fake call


Am I doomed to receive

Fake calls until I day I die


I turn on my computer

And read my fake news accounts

And watch TV for the latest fake news


And the politicians lying

And the criminals scheming

To take my money


The Zappa song comes to mind


You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don’t need you
Don’t go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That’s right, folks . . .
Don’t touch that dial


And I scream to the universe

Just leave me alone

Then the phone rings…..



Fake News












Of the constant deluge

The constant flood

Of fake news in my inbox


It seems everything is fake these days

The Presidents lies

The media lies


The country lies to itself

Everything is not all right jack

And never will be right


As long as have the idiot in charge

With his constant tweets

Posturing and lies


And the spinmeisters

Spinning away


The truth is a lie

The lie is true


I can’t tell any more

It is all fake news to me


Enough no more

Give it to me straight


Quit the god damn lying

And tell us the truth


But then we can’t handle the truth

Can me?


And so the fake news continues

The constant spam

The constant lies


As we all die

From too much information

All the time


I want to quit

Go away somewhere


But nowhere is safe

As we all stuck here


In the world of fake news


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