microsoft dictation trials found poetry

Microsoft Dictation Found Poems



Jake Cosmos Aller







Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem one  Random Dictation

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem two  Angela Response

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem three  Inspection Report

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem four   Green Tree Death

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem five Telco

Poem Six  Late for Fate

Poem Seven  Alone

Poem Eight  Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart

Poem Nine Lost in Oz

Poem 10  On the Move

Poem 11 Ancient Rome

Poem 12  Transformations

Poem 13  Visions of New Seoul

Poem 13 Love at First Sight

Poem 14 alien invasion

Poem 15 Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All



Microsoft Dictation Trials  Found Poem


The following is a verbatim copy of the gibberish that Microsoft dictation software spew

forth the first ten times I tried it.  First I could not get it to recognize any thing.  I called Microsoft tech support who suggested I reformat my hard drive and did not suggest that I buy an external mike.  I did at Best Buy and then the program worked after I rebooted the computer six times and went through the set-up microphone procedure three times.


I thought that the results of this experiment were at times ludicrous so thought it would make a fine found poem.  I merely broke it into stanzas otherwise the words are the way it typed out on the screen.  I found if I spoke really slow the error rate was a bit less, if I spoke too fast it just did nothing.


I sent this to Microsoft but don’t expect a response.






Begin Microsoft dictation found poem: Poem One Random Dictation


Her and they moved to

a the final inspection went well

with E wall

back to the apartment


and brown

we had left the keys

are in the car


but fortunately

we ran two

are rules that TV does not


ruin were bought

baby by Jews

they’ll be able to see you

and your evening


we win

two Home Depot and Costco

and then who can free pizza

for dinner we want to eastern market

and shot the movie

dress report to the berber

back home

and went to bed

about the nine


the dictation is working up

from 50% of the time

cue-card will keep

the hope that the difference

in win over to


in the meantime

I will keep brokerage

and user to ride

bay from all working


you in this

 is Trevor Rowe junior middle school?


Microsoft did tuition

continues two 50%

of the time

one the visual dictation data

his sometimes schuler’s

shall I am sure


even when you shoot a film,

today we’ll meet with Perot’s

to turn over the key

and then paid the porch

and weather permits


and then maybe have dinner

with more drivers

wore see the movie

Mama Mia


should be a good

if I have time


also do some solutions all


Still having problems with my group

saw fit to Asia

still very strange

each results

it’s well as run

the south: today in that age


When to the house

and your lunch

had a good lunch

when the two D. Meyer


we are only eight at the red cross

to the I had a BLT

center with each 10 home


to ensure came home

at 230 and we walked

back to the house


did was a very hot air

to move the best way

to beat the fencing guy


Go to End


can show them the fencing edition

about $4000 or so

came home to a

Her and then run back home

Had celebrated for dinner

and wash two episodes of a series of unfortunate events

than started reading The two men


To the house

and the DM 2 me

the pay

for its then

Go to End


go to the paint shop

to buy more pain

noses were very first


Go to End


had too old

to be in this meet pizza.


Go to End


Went out at 8 am

to the house to meet

had too old to be in this meet pizza

have peace of for dinner


go to Sly and the Family Stone Yes No?

Play Summer Time in the City Yes


the painters

then walked to the Paint Shop

the in the top of the state intends

the the the the the the the


Dinner salad

Say number okay   4444




End Document


Save Changes Journal Yes No

Can’t complete last command

Undo command

Can’t save


Came back from the upper

the painting works great



is how so

in a very hot as hell

bent tonight


will go to trade for Jones

for home to home

Number of records by second baseman from voting

and an batteries for remote control


or just for a number of town hall




Microsoft Dictation Trials Found Poem Number Two


The painting went very well

it looks much better


it was a very hot day

will vote by


Microsoft trials dictation from:

and submitted it to two journals

and micro soft


don’t expect a response from mike

were shocked but had fun writing it

will keep track of market conditions


for a second from over tonight

we’ll work on my problem

for the interview


and take a walk to trader joe’s

two are home to worry:


Aaron will start working on

OK at the base of king too


fast and the bees

nonsense continue nonsense

Iraqis problem number one

priority right now but


Things to do

Poem Two Angela



 OK now I get your attention

I wanna go too sole


and Endgo

some and then being term

and then USA


and then Washington, DC

and then Baltimore


and then I wanna

will be with the idea being done

on the stand


will be OK enough tomorrow

I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988

just 8:00 AM.


The I am having a meeting with an array

annually and aHer

a OK on we’re going to talk


to a jester of two

come up with solutions

we need to two fans


and players

repaid the painting repairs


we are paying the bill

from both the house we’ve passed,


my treatment

we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed


we have a new tenant

rules being new tenant

is a very good



I think


are we were making

very much you need to do better


to stop of studies

now me as Sarah


Mr. Allen not an island

is an error

that have a need


for an offense of offering Maisie’s

backing separate

from the public

often salad


End of the night

of the committee

of the ways


to hire the answer you

get a better




Microsoft Dictation trials Found Poem Three Inspection Report


Inspection report

meeting went well

met with him

only at age six
G P silver in the damage

is shown her

the news from the rear

and as well as shown

for the termite damage.


In the termite
go we had been a UGS


the basic questions of morality

and using this statement

denying them the answer

most questions



we went outside

to take a picture


although the front porch

into I noticed


there was something

very strange looking

at the front porch


the pedestal

on the front porch

were quoted

so he headed


from facing the street

and in from the street

station house

the fed is still on


riding his meaning

to the eye

and that has left his leading

to the left


we noticed

there were cracks

in the forge:


long the foliage

including the crack

on in the front door


we also know

is that the doors

are at opening

in the awkward men


we also noticed

a big crowd

on the right side of the house


on in the mist

airways to the right baseline


we took a look

at the the souls in 141571413 1415

that this is an old event in 1413



left as to his meeting

in Ford’s 111415

in the right one

is even for now


we suspect that uses serious settlement issue

in that the house is cracking

on the house

in the house

is trying to balance


its closing the porch

this is just

what left

in the says

this is a serious issue


we are sending information

to a lawyer

asked his advice

before we can’t turn our

insurance for content and

Rescinded the new


we will go to the court

has to figure out the procedures

for the deal


against the key man

this evening

I hope to do some writing

style dictation




Poem Four Green Tree Death


Green tree

is in the Kingstown Property

in Alexandria

with her mother

and are tended to Jeff


my mother in the wall

is berating jobs for some reason

to handle


and tell my mother to calm down

as Jeff has a temper problem

job is getting very angry


Juppe pulls out a gun

and serves the shooting of my mother

the mall and should serve five or six times

in the head


my wife forays into a closet

and Hans hoping that jobs

will not find her

and she wonders


what would happen know

that her mother


in all my mother’s death

and the she wonders

what will happen


because im not there

at the time


and she fears Jeff

shooting in the wall


and that is the end

of the current in that age




Poem Five  Telco One


Telco one

not until 5:00 PM

had objected

lack of will


come back

and go to some of actor dinner

will fix the car tomorrow

and work on my appeal


might work

and the appeal

denied me

to get on the other headphones


when we go to the own charm

on Thursday

will build

and Costco tomorrow

dictation is working

but still funky


but it will when it finally works

watch and at the showboat

Mr. Sunshine

before taking all along

that low energy

back to two long flight

stop dictation

of up to the line





Poem Six  Late for Fate



Had a busy productive day Left late

And got 2 Mothers Doctors appointment

Almost an hour late

For my fate

Left it there


and went and got my dentures

Had lunch

Add my brother in law

Usual Tom chat Tom

Not bad


Went back to get mother

And then went to him once took a nap

My screen news today was interesting

Kim and moon went to beckton son


That was very interesting

to see kim and moon

impact Kim and moon impacting son


Where a lot of my eyes book

and almost finished it


Got some new novels out

To Stephen King short stories

and a Randy Wayne white

Credimi and rim dot Florida

novel those we nice


and Thomas doing

Also got some my music



Poem Seven  Alone

When I am alone

I reach out to Arthur

She was the Mosam divorcing

like Matt in Mumbai


And she was Every bus to me

Woman and had been instant chemistry between us

But we never


Catch me to relationship

because I met her too late

Hey chemistry was so strong


Fudge I always wanted

Travis She did too

but it was not to be




Poem Eight  Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart


One night

The barriers between the various worlds

Bridgetown, Narnia, Oz, Earth, Mars


Anne People

for my eyes only

Find themselves wandering the streets

Off Thorth


People in the earth

find themselves wondering the street Ovas

And for one night only


All the animals

in earth wake up

in can speak

And they have a lot to say


24 hours total madness

All the barriers

between the various dimensions

break down


And then the worm hole disappears

and that down overwhelms

I put back to get


I am With the Wizard of Oz

Watching The breakdown

of The dimensional barrier of time and space


Afterwards I work with Glenda

To try to put A permanent Magical barrier


That would block the land of oz

From the rest of the world

But I’m afraid


That the knowledge of the house has gotten out

And that Too many people

are gonna want to find Oz


the impact of damn Packers

and talking animals

Continued to prepare for 8

And The world is well




Poem Nine Lost in Oz


I am a friend of the shaggy man

And decide to visit him

following his secret dircections

I make it before he dies


and meet up with Ausma

Dorothy and the remaining Parts of her party

We March back to the Emerald city

And I am invited to Stan’s





Poem 10  On the Move


On the move

from an old friend of the shaggy man

and I and the it


owns polling

is seeking corrections


and I’m drawing

and one on one


with a home run

to the wizard

and working


and the crow

and on to win

their fight


to save one small one

from on the mission




Poem 11 Ancient Rome


And find myself in ancient Rome

I am in the emperial room

And I’m being driven to the streets

Annabelle again and Anna Pelican


I enjoyed me lemper

But I have many enemies

And I’m free




Poem 12  Transformations


I am asleep

And wake up

Last Ash change rooms

and found and I had been transformed

by my evil witch


Into a red Paul

I wondered

Should I tell Anne

I found that I was in August

Eventually I’ve met Glenda

the good Dan


Where is  he

We jump start

to my original shape


I am in an coma

When the sun hits her ears

Make me go to munch on

Well I need




Poem 13  Visions of New Seoul

I am dreaming of  a unified Korea

The  Unified Korea capitol

will be called Han Seoul

Hey would me

High speed train links

Casullo Anne Canyon

And in China airport

So subway will be expanded

With lines on the way to penman


No new Capitol

movie build impounding

John patrick


hey a central business district

will be located In time

And a diplomatic quarter

will be located in Palmer John

which will be


This side of the new blue house

as well the new Capitol

with links to China





Poem 13 Love at First Sight


The the phenomenon of eight (hate) at first sight

is similar to the phenomenon of London (love at first sight)

for some it is in both cases

because in the prior life


one had human issues with those persons

and still need to be resolved

and you will fated

to meet them again and again and again


I really only had paid for site (hate at first sight)

once in my life


when I met on balls Dr. Baden

David Moran

We ran into each other

we hated each other


and first moment

when that a new course


he once tried to kick me

out of that foreign service

while acting behind my back

one evil despicable evening


Poem 14 alien invasion

The first encounter

with the aliens

was when the earth was invaded

by aliens were the size of children

they landed

and attacked everywhere

and eventually come they turn over most of the earth

and fluid

and the aliens

were very did not treat human beings

for an us

for human people cannot like they’re

and either by and a soldier on the first battle

and I capture

an evening in the alien

and we take it and

for interdiction (interogration)

the alien refuses to cooperate

and eventually dollars (dies).



Poem 15 Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All


All (Osma) calls is looking

at her mentor (monitor)

it is a global


that shows everything in the land of oz,

distance and each is something

she cums to her friends


that they can have one meal

of firewalls arms


and they can look at the land of ours

by USA


and the images

they can pull out individual

and see what they are doing

are with us


when uses is as one of her many

till she has to watch


out what’s happening

in the levels








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