microsoft dictation trials found poetry

Microsoft Dictation Found Poems

 

By

Jake Cosmos Aller

 

 

Index

 

 

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem one  Random Dictation

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem two  Angela Response

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem three  Inspection Report

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem four   Green Tree Death

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem five Telco

Poem Six  Late for Fate

Poem Seven  Alone

Poem Eight  Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart

Poem Nine Lost in Oz

Poem 10  On the Move

Poem 11 Ancient Rome

Poem 12  Transformations

Poem 13  Visions of New Seoul

Poem 13 Love at First Sight

Poem 14 alien invasion

Poem 15 Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All

 

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials  Found Poem

 

The following is a verbatim copy of the gibberish that Microsoft dictation software spew

forth the first ten times I tried it.  First I could not get it to recognize any thing.  I called Microsoft tech support who suggested I reformat my hard drive and did not suggest that I buy an external mike.  I did at Best Buy and then the program worked after I rebooted the computer six times and went through the set-up microphone procedure three times.

 

I thought that the results of this experiment were at times ludicrous so thought it would make a fine found poem.  I merely broke it into stanzas otherwise the words are the way it typed out on the screen.  I found if I spoke really slow the error rate was a bit less, if I spoke too fast it just did nothing.

 

I sent this to Microsoft but don’t expect a response.

 

Thanks

Enjoy

 

 

Begin Microsoft dictation found poem: Poem One Random Dictation

 

Her and they moved to

a the final inspection went well

with E wall

back to the apartment

 

and brown

we had left the keys

are in the car

 

but fortunately

we ran two

are rules that TV does not

 

ruin were bought

baby by Jews

they’ll be able to see you

and your evening

 

we win

two Home Depot and Costco

and then who can free pizza

for dinner we want to eastern market

and shot the movie

dress report to the berber

back home

and went to bed

about the nine

 

the dictation is working up

from 50% of the time

cue-card will keep

the hope that the difference

in win over to

 

in the meantime

I will keep brokerage

and user to ride

bay from all working

 

you in this

 is Trevor Rowe junior middle school?

 

Microsoft did tuition

continues two 50%

of the time

one the visual dictation data

his sometimes schuler’s

shall I am sure

 

even when you shoot a film,

today we’ll meet with Perot’s

to turn over the key

and then paid the porch

and weather permits

 

and then maybe have dinner

with more drivers

wore see the movie

Mama Mia

 

should be a good

if I have time

High-level

also do some solutions all

 

Still having problems with my group

saw fit to Asia

still very strange

each results

it’s well as run

the south: today in that age

 

When to the house

and your lunch

had a good lunch

when the two D. Meyer

 

we are only eight at the red cross

to the I had a BLT

center with each 10 home

 

to ensure came home

at 230 and we walked

back to the house

 

did was a very hot air

to move the best way

to beat the fencing guy

 

Go to End

 

can show them the fencing edition

about $4000 or so

came home to a

Her and then run back home

Had celebrated for dinner

and wash two episodes of a series of unfortunate events

than started reading The two men

 

To the house

and the DM 2 me

the pay

for its then

Go to End

 

go to the paint shop

to buy more pain

noses were very first

 

Go to End

 

had too old

to be in this meet pizza.

 

Go to End

 

Went out at 8 am

to the house to meet

had too old to be in this meet pizza

have peace of for dinner

 

go to Sly and the Family Stone Yes No?

Play Summer Time in the City Yes

 

the painters

then walked to the Paint Shop

the in the top of the state intends

the the the the the the the

Pizza

Dinner salad

Say number okay   4444

6666

2222

 

End Document

 

Save Changes Journal Yes No

Can’t complete last command

Undo command

Can’t save

 

Came back from the upper

the painting works great

progress

 

is how so

in a very hot as hell

bent tonight

 

will go to trade for Jones

for home to home

Number of records by second baseman from voting

and an batteries for remote control

shown

or just for a number of town hall

 

 

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials Found Poem Number Two

 

The painting went very well

it looks much better

 

it was a very hot day

will vote by

 

Microsoft trials dictation from:

and submitted it to two journals

and micro soft

 

don’t expect a response from mike

were shocked but had fun writing it

will keep track of market conditions

 

for a second from over tonight

we’ll work on my problem

for the interview

 

and take a walk to trader joe’s

two are home to worry:

 

Aaron will start working on

OK at the base of king too

 

fast and the bees

nonsense continue nonsense

Iraqis problem number one

priority right now but

 

Things to do

Poem Two Angela

 

123

 OK now I get your attention

I wanna go too sole

 

and Endgo

some and then being term

and then USA

 

and then Washington, DC

and then Baltimore

 

and then I wanna

will be with the idea being done

on the stand

 

will be OK enough tomorrow

I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988

just 8:00 AM.

 

The I am having a meeting with an array

annually and aHer

a OK on we’re going to talk

 

to a jester of two

come up with solutions

we need to two fans

 

and players

repaid the painting repairs

 

we are paying the bill

from both the house we’ve passed,

 

my treatment

we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed

 

we have a new tenant

rules being new tenant

is a very good

 

10

I think

 

are we were making

very much you need to do better

 

to stop of studies

now me as Sarah

 

Mr. Allen not an island

is an error

that have a need

 

for an offense of offering Maisie’s

backing separate

from the public

often salad

 

End of the night

of the committee

of the ways

 

to hire the answer you

get a better

 

 

 

Microsoft Dictation trials Found Poem Three Inspection Report

 

Inspection report

meeting went well

met with him

only at age six
G P silver in the damage

is shown her

the news from the rear

and as well as shown

for the termite damage.

 

In the termite
go we had been a UGS

 

the basic questions of morality

and using this statement

denying them the answer

most questions

 

afterwards

we went outside

to take a picture

 

although the front porch

into I noticed

 

there was something

very strange looking

at the front porch

 

the pedestal

on the front porch

were quoted

so he headed

 

from facing the street

and in from the street

station house

the fed is still on

 

riding his meaning

to the eye

and that has left his leading

to the left

 

we noticed

there were cracks

in the forge:

 

long the foliage

including the crack

on in the front door

 

we also know

is that the doors

are at opening

in the awkward men

 

we also noticed

a big crowd

on the right side of the house

 

on in the mist

airways to the right baseline

 

we took a look

at the the souls in 141571413 1415

that this is an old event in 1413

 

 

left as to his meeting

in Ford’s 111415

in the right one

is even for now

 

we suspect that uses serious settlement issue

in that the house is cracking

on the house

in the house

is trying to balance

 

its closing the porch

this is just

what left

in the says

this is a serious issue

 

we are sending information

to a lawyer

asked his advice

before we can’t turn our

insurance for content and

Rescinded the new

 

we will go to the court

has to figure out the procedures

for the deal

 

against the key man

this evening

I hope to do some writing

style dictation

 

 

 

Poem Four Green Tree Death

 

Green tree

is in the Kingstown Property

in Alexandria

with her mother

and are tended to Jeff

 

my mother in the wall

is berating jobs for some reason

to handle

 

and tell my mother to calm down

as Jeff has a temper problem

job is getting very angry

 

Juppe pulls out a gun

and serves the shooting of my mother

the mall and should serve five or six times

in the head

 

my wife forays into a closet

and Hans hoping that jobs

will not find her

and she wonders

 

what would happen know

that her mother

 

in all my mother’s death

and the she wonders

what will happen

 

because im not there

at the time

 

and she fears Jeff

shooting in the wall

 

and that is the end

of the current in that age

 

 

 

Poem Five  Telco One

 

Telco one

not until 5:00 PM

had objected

lack of will

 

come back

and go to some of actor dinner

will fix the car tomorrow

and work on my appeal

 

might work

and the appeal

denied me

to get on the other headphones

 

when we go to the own charm

on Thursday

will build

and Costco tomorrow

dictation is working

but still funky

 

but it will when it finally works

watch and at the showboat

Mr. Sunshine

before taking all along

that low energy

back to two long flight

stop dictation

of up to the line

 

 

 

 

Poem Six  Late for Fate

 

 

Had a busy productive day Left late

And got 2 Mothers Doctors appointment

Almost an hour late

For my fate

Left it there

 

and went and got my dentures

Had lunch

Add my brother in law

Usual Tom chat Tom

Not bad

 

Went back to get mother

And then went to him once took a nap

My screen news today was interesting

Kim and moon went to beckton son

 

That was very interesting

to see kim and moon

impact Kim and moon impacting son

 

Where a lot of my eyes book

and almost finished it

 

Got some new novels out

To Stephen King short stories

and a Randy Wayne white

Credimi and rim dot Florida

novel those we nice

 

and Thomas doing

Also got some my music

 

 

Poem Seven  Alone

When I am alone

I reach out to Arthur

She was the Mosam divorcing

like Matt in Mumbai

 

And she was Every bus to me

Woman and had been instant chemistry between us

But we never

 

Catch me to relationship

because I met her too late

Hey chemistry was so strong

 

Fudge I always wanted

Travis She did too

but it was not to be

 

 

 

Poem Eight  Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart

 

One night

The barriers between the various worlds

Bridgetown, Narnia, Oz, Earth, Mars

 

Anne People

for my eyes only

Find themselves wandering the streets

Off Thorth

 

People in the earth

find themselves wondering the street Ovas

And for one night only

 

All the animals

in earth wake up

in can speak

And they have a lot to say

 

24 hours total madness

All the barriers

between the various dimensions

break down

 

And then the worm hole disappears

and that down overwhelms

I put back to get

 

I am With the Wizard of Oz

Watching The breakdown

of The dimensional barrier of time and space

 

Afterwards I work with Glenda

To try to put A permanent Magical barrier

 

That would block the land of oz

From the rest of the world

But I’m afraid

 

That the knowledge of the house has gotten out

And that Too many people

are gonna want to find Oz

 

the impact of damn Packers

and talking animals

Continued to prepare for 8

And The world is well

 

 

 

Poem Nine Lost in Oz

 

I am a friend of the shaggy man

And decide to visit him

following his secret dircections

I make it before he dies

 

and meet up with Ausma

Dorothy and the remaining Parts of her party

We March back to the Emerald city

And I am invited to Stan’s

 

 

 

 

Poem 10  On the Move

 

On the move

from an old friend of the shaggy man

and I and the it

 

owns polling

is seeking corrections

 

and I’m drawing

and one on one

 

with a home run

to the wizard

and working

 

and the crow

and on to win

their fight

 

to save one small one

from on the mission

 

 

 

Poem 11 Ancient Rome

 

And find myself in ancient Rome

I am in the emperial room

And I’m being driven to the streets

Annabelle again and Anna Pelican

 

I enjoyed me lemper

But I have many enemies

And I’m free

 

 

 

Poem 12  Transformations

 

I am asleep

And wake up

Last Ash change rooms

and found and I had been transformed

by my evil witch

 

Into a red Paul

I wondered

Should I tell Anne

I found that I was in August

Eventually I’ve met Glenda

the good Dan

 

Where is  he

We jump start

to my original shape

 

I am in an coma

When the sun hits her ears

Make me go to munch on

Well I need

 

 

 

Poem 13  Visions of New Seoul

I am dreaming of  a unified Korea

The  Unified Korea capitol

will be called Han Seoul

Hey would me

High speed train links

Casullo Anne Canyon

And in China airport

So subway will be expanded

With lines on the way to penman

 

No new Capitol

movie build impounding

John patrick

 

hey a central business district

will be located In time

And a diplomatic quarter

will be located in Palmer John

which will be

 

This side of the new blue house

as well the new Capitol

with links to China

 

 

 

 

Poem 13 Love at First Sight

 

The the phenomenon of eight (hate) at first sight

is similar to the phenomenon of London (love at first sight)

for some it is in both cases

because in the prior life

 

one had human issues with those persons

and still need to be resolved

and you will fated

to meet them again and again and again

 

I really only had paid for site (hate at first sight)

once in my life

 

when I met on balls Dr. Baden

David Moran

We ran into each other

we hated each other

 

and first moment

when that a new course

 

he once tried to kick me

out of that foreign service

while acting behind my back

one evil despicable evening

 

Poem 14 alien invasion

The first encounter

with the aliens

was when the earth was invaded

by aliens were the size of children

they landed

and attacked everywhere

and eventually come they turn over most of the earth

and fluid

and the aliens

were very did not treat human beings

for an us

for human people cannot like they’re

and either by and a soldier on the first battle

and I capture

an evening in the alien

and we take it and

for interdiction (interogration)

the alien refuses to cooperate

and eventually dollars (dies).

 

 

Poem 15 Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All

 

All (Osma) calls is looking

at her mentor (monitor)

it is a global

 

that shows everything in the land of oz,

distance and each is something

she cums to her friends

 

that they can have one meal

of firewalls arms

 

and they can look at the land of ours

by USA

 

and the images

they can pull out individual

and see what they are doing

are with us

 

when uses is as one of her many

till she has to watch

 

out what’s happening

in the levels