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President of the Smithsonian

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On Tue, Aug 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM Cristina Deptula <synchchaos@gmail.com> wrote:

Hi Jake, thank you for sending these to Synchronized Chaos! Appreciate the satire and the speculative bits of your work. We’ll publish in September!

As always, please feel welcome to comment on pieces at synchchaos.com. We all appreciate feedback!

Cristina

 

President of the Smithsonian

President Al Wilson

Not content with taking.

Over the Kennedy Center

 

As part of the MAGA movement

Culture war against the communists

Radical left-wing Marxist

Enemies of real America.

 

Had described that the Smithsonian.

Must reflect traditional American values.

 

And avoid divisive or anti-American.

Or anti-Christian propaganda.

 

Therefore, he decreed,

The African American Studies Museum

Must close,

 

The African Art Museum

Must close.

The American Indian Museum

Must close.

 

The Smithsonian must be color blind.

And not to mention race or gender

Slavery or the treatment of American Indians,

And the whole Chinese Exclusion Act

And internment of Japanese Americans

Which was a good thing,

 

Or the holocaust, for that matter.

End anti-American, Anti-Christian,

Anti-MAGA, cultural Marxism

Radical lunatic left, CRT, DEI

And WOKE programming.

Throughout the Smithsonian.

 

The African American museum holdings

And the American Indian Museum

And the African Art Museum

Will be sold off at an auction.

 

So the president decreed

MAGA baby all the way

RESTORING TRUTH IN AMERICAN HISTORY: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order restoring truth and sanity to American history by revitalizing key cultural institutions and reversing the spread of divisive ideology.

President Trump aims to ensure that the Smithsonian is an institution that sparks children’s imagination, celebrates American history and ingenuity, serves as a symbol to the world of American greatness, and makes America proud.

The Order directs the Vice President, who is a member of the Smithsonian Board of Regents, to work to eliminate improper, divisive, or anti-American ideology from the Smithsonian and its museums, education and research centers, and the National Zoo.

The Order directs the Administration to work with Congress to ensure that future Smithsonian appropriations: (1) prohibit funding for exhibits or programs that degrade shared American values, divide Americans by race, or promote ideologies inconsistent with Federal law; and (2) celebrate women’s achievements in the American Women’s History Museum and do not recognize men as women.

The Vice President will work with congressional leaders to appoint members to the Smithsonian Board of Regents who are committed to advancing the celebration of America’s extraordinary heritage and progress.

The Order also directs the Secretary of the Interior restore Federal parks, monuments, memorials, statues, markers, or similar properties that have been improperly removed or changed in the last five years to perpetuate a false revision of history or improperly minimize or disparage certain historical figures or events.

In preparation for the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 2026, the Order directs the Secretary of the Interior to complete restorations and improvements to Independence Hall by that date.

COMBATING CORROSIVE IDEOLOGY: In the last decade, Americans have witnessed a concerted effort to rewrite American history and force our nation to adopt a factually baseless ideology aimed at diminishing American achievement. President Trump is fighting back by reestablishing truth in the historical narrative and restoring Federal sites dedicated to American heritage.

The prior administration pushed a divisive ideology that reconstrued America’s promotion of liberty as fundamentally flawed, infecting revered institutions like the Smithsonian and national parks with false narratives.

At Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia, the Biden Administration sponsored training by an organization that advocates for dismantling “Western foundations” and that taught Park Rangers that their racial identity should dictate how they present history to visitors.

The Smithsonian Institution—once revered throughout the world as a symbol of American excellence—has recently promoted divisive ideology that American and Western values are harmful.

The American Art Museum currently features an exhibit that purports to address how “sculpture has been a powerful tool in promoting scientific racism” and claims that the United States has “used race to establish and maintain systems of power, privilege, and disenfranchisement.”

The National Museum of African American History and Culture has proclaimed that “hard work,” “individualism,” and “the nuclear family” are aspects of “White culture.”

The American Women’s History Museum plans to celebrate male athletes participating in women’s sports.

CELEBRATING AMERICAN GREATNESS: President Trump is committed to honoring America’s extraordinary heritage and building a sense of national pride.

President Trump signed an Executive Order on his first day in office to establish a task force to prepare for America’s 250th birthday.

This Order also protects America’s monuments from vandalism and calls for construction of the National Garden of American Heroes.

President Trump signed a memorandum ensuring Federal buildings reflect the timeless grandeur of traditional, classical architecture.

By signing this Executive Order, President Trump is ensuring that American history is celebrated accurately, fairly, and with pride—honoring the remarkable progress, liberty, and ingenuity that define our great nation.

Meanwhile, In The Real World, You Can Be Fired For Going To The Doctor

Meanwhile

 In the real world

You can be fired

For going to the doctor

.

the worker’s bosses.

Can refuse to let workers

go to the appointment.

 

As they are not required

To grant them leave

sick leave.

 

Bad for the bottom line

And they have no empathy

For workers.

 

Who are seen as

Merely disposable, interchangeable

Labor units of production.

 

Who should be replaced

By robots

as soon as possible.

 

People will be given a choice.

Go to work, gravely ill.

Or go to the EER.

And six hours later

Perhaps see an overwhelmed doctor

 

And told me to follow up.

With your primary care doctor.

Who the hell knows.

Who that is any more?

 

You get the bill

10,000 dollars,

Pay up sucker!

 

No money?

 

Not my problem.

 

And go back to find.

You have been fired.

For leaving or not showing

Up for your shift.

 

Doctors visit?

That’s not my problem.

You are going to die.

So be it.

We can find other workers.

Or robots to take your place.

Loser.

President Al Wilson Reverses Course on Climate Change, From Denial to Action in the Wake of National Catastrophe

With the destruction of most of Florida—including Mar-a-Lago—
Monster storms ravaging Texas,
And Los Angeles reduced to ash
By earthquake and fire,

President Al Wilson finally decided:
Climate change is real.
It is killing people—
Especially in red states

.
The costs of rebuilding are horrific.
The costs of doing nothing?
Even worse.

His advisors, once cautious, now urgent,
Convinced him to embrace

 a rapid shift to green energy.
Solar, wind, geothermal—no longer fringe,
Now the backbone of survival.

And beyond Earth,

Plans accelerate for lunar and Martian colonies,
With NASA’s bioregenerative greenhouses already in prototype.

Underground cities, domed habitats—once sci-fi,
Now contingency plans.

Wilson must work with the world.
Not just to lead,
But to redeem.

If he fails,
And the world turns

into a hellscape man created,

History will remember him
As the worst leader

 in human memory.

But if he succeeds—
If he reverses course,
And actually solves the problem—

He could be hailed
As the savior of humanity.

Doing something to change the future
Is good politics.

Continued climate denialism
Is bad politics.

And so,
He reverses course.

MAGA Dreams Come True

President AL Wilson

Had a dream

 

The MAGA dream

Coming true!

 

This time will be different

The internet and AI

Will be used

To make sure

 

That MAGA rules

And Christian values

Take over.

 

LGBT folks

Back in the closet

Where they beyond.

 

Women’s rights curtailed

Minorities deported.

Media tamed

 

The public distracted

By the latest fake

Celebrity scandal.

 

The rich live very well

With robot servants

Self-driving vehicles

Great health care.

 

Maybe even cloned body parts

 

But the poor

Will barely live

But who cares about them?

 

MAGA, Baby

The real scandal

 

The taking over

Of democracy

By the oligarchs

 

Not talked about.

The secret camps

Filled with people

 

Who disappear.

Climate change
well the rich

Can live on

In walled off

underground shelters.

 

The rest of the public

Who cares?

 

And so it goes

Democracy dies

In broad daylight

MAGA baby!

 

Bad Craziness Rising

Walking into the Cosmos Bar

In Soi Cowboy in Bangkok

The City of Lost Angels.

 

That nefarious den

of iniquity and evilness

Twenty drinks too sober.

 

I sat down at that bar

Watching the mad scene unfold

The naked ladies dancing.

Drinking one scotch, one bourbon

And one Singha beer.

With my buddies.

 

the whole motley

Jack Daniels crew.

 

Drinking with Mr. Baker Beam, Jim Beam, Mr. Blanton

Mr. Booker, Elijah Craig, Jack Daniels

George Dickel, Thomas H. Handy, Basil Haydens

Henry McKenna, Old Mr. Forester, Mr. Jameson

Mr. Nester, David Nichols, Benjamin Prichard,

George T. Stagg, Colonel E.H. Taylor,

Johny Walker, Evans Williams, William Larue Weller

W.L. Weller Pappy Van Winkle, and his old  Grand Dad.

 

The scent of bad craziness

Hung in the air like

A sexed-up durian fruit.

an over-ripe mango girl

Desperately seeking to have sex

With wild, dressed-up bananas

 

Running around with the Orange Man.

Down the Street,

 

the Moon, looks out on the mad scene

Sniffs the air, saying,

“Man, this is bad craziness”

 

And runs away to join her lover the Sun

In an orgy of drunken forgetfulness

 

The Planet Mars, not amused, chases after the maiden Venus

Under the cold, calculating glances of the Planet Pluto

 

The Moon and the Sun rent a room in the Hotel Venus

Across from the Jupiter All Night Diner

Cosmic shit kickers, out for a night of Earth bashing

The Earth trembles, shaken

Moans with passion, and I awake

 

Saying, that was bad craziness.

Out there on the edge

Between the inner me and the outer zone

 

I went on down that road heading to hell

Just as fast as I could drink it all down.

 

And met me a lady, an outlaw lady on the far side.

Money, power, and passion rolled up in a bundle

Electric chemistry fills my head,

 

Zapping my brain into demented muscles

As I give in to the

“bao bao ya yah Madi “ madness

Bad craziness overwhelmed me.

 

All around me.

As paranoid, pulsating images scream out

With mad passion, and demented noises

 

The night turns ugly fast

And very, very weird

Weirdness in the air

The scent of bad craziness.

 

As the wild things come out to play.

The moon is freaked out

The Sun falls asleep in the gutter

 

And I say to myself, I’m just another cosmic Guy

On the loose, on the edge, on the wild side of things

 

Watching the show unfold, I wonder,

Is this all nothing but a cosmic drunken bum show?

 

Who is the star, who is she – the naked maiden up there in the bar

Black, leather jackets on stage naked visions of nightly lust

Dancing with an attitude that could kill an elephant in heat

 

And the Moon continues to dance across the evening sky

Satisfied, allows mankind to sleep it off.

Yet another night in the city of demented lunatic hell’s angels

 

Finally, rest as the sun comes up casting its evil eye over the sleeping city

Dispelling the bad craziness for a spell.

Blasting the wild things back to hell.

 

The masks come back on

And I walk down the road

Putting everything back into the box.

 

Until the next night of bad craziness

Let’s the wild beast within

Escape its leash.

Bad craziness rising yet again.

 

America, Where Are Thou?

I used to live in a place

Called the United States of America

A republic – the first and last hope of mankind

The land of the free, the home of the brave

The envy of the world

The land of the American dream

 

And now, I am afraid

That the Star-Spangled Banner

No longer flies

Over the land of the brave

And the home of the free.

 

I wake up

The red, white and blue

Have been overwhelmed

 

The dark forces of the red states

Have overwhelmed the light of the blue states

Have trounced the reason offered by the Blue States

 

And the white forces

Lie trembling in fear

 

I tried to escape

The darkling night

The ever-glowing Orange alerts

 

And escape somewhere

The leader of the country

The new uncrowned Empire

Rules over us all

 

Empire Triumphant

Against all enemies

The USA is number one

We chant and scream

And watch FOX TV

 

As we march off to war

The rest of the world

Trembles in fear at our might

 

We rule – we rock and roll, and are triumphant

Against all enemies, dissenters, and foreigners

The U.S. marches on to victory

 

Freedom is on the march

Liberation is at hand

As the rich gather gleeful

Contemplating the plunder of the state

 

And the poor grow more desperate

I cry out for the country that I have lost

 

Whose soul has been lost

And the end of the Republic

For which I believed

The empire has won

 

Long Live the new Caesar

Long Live the New American Empire

Death to all its enemies

 

As the dream fades into a nightmare

I cry knowing that we have all lost

The last best hope of mankind

 

Lives buried in the ash heap of history

Tyranny in the guise of Democracy

Rules us all forever and ever

 

And that flag

The star-spangled banner

Does not wave anymore

Over the land of the free

And the home of the brave

 

Waiting For The Rapture

While I was sitting on the crowded subway train

Reading the corporate spoon-fed false propaganda news

 

While commuting from my suburban townhouse

Watching the lies masquerading as so-called truth news.

I became consumed

With dread, fear, and grief,

 

The ever-growing fear that the terrorists

Have won the war against terrorism.

We’ve given our freedom away

 

Dissent is un-American, anti-Christian,

 and unpatriotic.

 

“Shut your face, you whiny leftist girlie man

Communist, fascist, Marxist hoodlum punk

Radical left-wing vermin, garbage person,

Un-American terrorist supporting, Tersymps,

Trans gendered, LGBTQ supporting,

 wimpy assed piece of crap”

 

You are poisoning the pure blood

of our great land

Show us your papers, prepare to be deported,”

 

Growls the voice of the One True American party

The party that controls our life, rules our very existence

And I want to escape these dark nightmarish times

 

All around me, but there is nowhere to run

Nowhere to hide anymore, no one cares

What I think anyway.

 

The terrorists lurk behind every door

Who are the terrorists?

 

They are not me

I am a god-fearing white Christian man

The terrorist does not go to my church

 

He does not even believe in my God..

He is a heretic, a Muslim fanatic

A non-believer in Jesus, not like me

They must be killed, exterminated

 

All according to God’s plan

This has been revealed

to our Prophet in chief

 

King Donald Trump

, the invincible

 

Must learn how to believe again

I must reprogram myself

 

God is watching us, or is it big Brother

As the world descends into chaos

 

And the Orange alerts

grows brightly day by day

I lay down to pray for the bombs to fall

For the rapture to take me away

 

Waiting for the end of existence

Cleanse the world of its sins

Bring on the rapture, sweat nuclear flames

 

With these dismal thoughts

I pick up my newspaper

 and look for something

 

I will never find there.

Truth is nothing but lies

Lies promoted by the spinmeisters

The true masters of the Universe.

 

Integrity is nothing but a lie

Nothing but a game.

Slime oozes out

of every corner of the media

 

And so I remain consumed

 by dread, fear, and hatred.

Waiting in vain for the rapture

 

The dropping of the big one

Waiting for the

 end of this period of chaos.

It is all going according to plan

The end of the era

 

according to the ancient Mayan

Revelations and the Koran.

 

Bring on the rapture

Let me meet my god

If he exists.

 

If not the hell ahead

Is surely better than this hell

We live in.

One Night in Bombay, India

bombay pictures
bombay pictures

One wild night in Bombay, India

I walked into an evil bar 20 drinks too sober

On the wicked wrong end of a Friday night booze run.

On the bad side of the Moon over by where the Martian dudes

Sat drinking their Martian whisky, ogling the Venus maidens.

Leering at the earth women who were walking by

Wearing skin-tight pants made their eyeballs hurt.

I gave in to the spirit and went over to the Martian dudes

And got drunk on the Martian madness, shot after shot

Smoking some good old-fashioned Mars dust.

And flew off to the planet Jupiter

Just to have me some fun with a lady

Who said she was from Saturn?

I did not know she was from the planet Pluto.

Until I woke up the next day, naked, under the alien Sun

In jail on the Planet Alpha Centura, light-years from home,

A million miles away, a thousand years in the future

And I had no money, no honey, no way home.

Still 20 drinks too sober, I just sat down in that jail

And started drinking away my time

Drinking fine cold assed Centurion wine

and Pluto Whisky.

One day I woke up

 and found me back in Bombay

Standing outside that evil bar

in the miasmic mist

Over by the Martian whorehouse,

 down by the Gate of India

And I walked up to

the Saturn-Pluto babe

And said,

“Man, that was some bad shit

Bad craziness.”

Let’s do it again someday,

she smiled, and I had my way

Knew the day would come again.

When I would be drinking with the Martians

And something wicked my way would come

Just another night of wicked fun

On the wrong side of the Moon

On the right night

in the mean streets of Bombay.

Just AN Unhinged Lunatic Howling AT THE Moon

On a moonlit late-night
I sat in the Cosmos Bar

In Soi Cowboy

Drinking drams of demented,

fermented dream dew

With one scotch, one bourbon. and one beer

To chase it all down.

Twenty drinks too sober.

Just an unhinged lunatic
Dreaming of howling

at the super full moon.

Watching the world walk by
Looking at all the fine-looking babes
Walking by the street
Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
Of endless wild libertine passions.

When into the bar
Walked the most beautiful women
In the Universe.
So wild, so free
So wonderfully alive.

I did not know what to do
As this carnal, deprave

lustful vision of delight

Sauntered through the bar
In a skin-tight leather pants

Looked so fine
That my eyeballs hurt

And finally

 I had to say something
So I gathered up

My manly courage

And walked up to her
And she looked at me

And instantly

Bewitched my soul
Mesmerizing me

With a devilish grin.

I lost all reason
And became a raving lunatic
Unhinged lunatic
Howling at the moon.

Foaming at the mouth
A wild, free werewolf
Howling at the lunatic light
Of the full Moon

Poetry from Jake Cosmos Aller (one of nine poems)

 God’s Confession

I was sitting alone

In a god-forsaken bar

the Cosmos Bar in Soi Cowboy

Bangkok, Thailand

On the lunatic fringes of society

Twenty drinks too sober

In the ass end of

a Friday night booze binge

On the bad part of town

 

Over by railroad tracks

Heading to hell

 

As fast as I could drank it down

Enjoying my lonely drink

Drinking by my lonesome self

With my partners Jimmy Bean, Jack Daniels, The Walker brotherEvan Williams And his old Granddad

Just drinking one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

and hanging with Jack Daniel’s gentlemen’s club

 

A crazed bum

With a thousand-year stare

Walks up to me

He begins

Muttering to himself

Nutty nonsense

Crazy words

In a lunatic’s voice

 

He had the look

Of one possessed

By his demons

Only he can see

Or hear

 

Possessed by a secret knowledge

Only he knew

Despite myself

I was fascinated

By this lunatic’s tale

 

So I stopped him

 

And said

“Say, crazy little Dude!

So what’s your game, Anyway?”

 

The short little dude

Stopped his insane prattle

Starting at me

With that thousand-year-old stare

 

Just another washed-up lunatic

Too many drugs

His mind blown away

Down too many rabbit holes

Too many bad nights

On the wrong side of life

An ACID causality

From the 60s

 

Been down so long

It looks like up to him

 

He looked at me

And proclaimed his story

He reared up

 

And filled up the room

And lifted the bar

On his finger

 

And stared down at me

From the sky

 

And said

“Since you asked

I am Allah

The Alpha and Omega

Ganesh

Kali

Jupiter

Jehovah

Shiva

Zeus

And a billion other names

 

The real deal

The original dude of dudes

The Sultan of Swing

God of hosts

And the father of that Jesus dude

 

But no one knows me

Any more

No one cares

They think

I am irrelevant

They think I am dead

 

They think I am a fairy tale

From some olden, ancient time

That my work is done

 

I looked at him

Carefully now

And what did I see

An old man

With that lunatic look

But there was something else

He was crazy

Sure.

 

Yeah

Out there

Bat sh…crazy

looney tunes

 

But perhaps

he was the real deal

I mean why not

In this materialistic age

Why would

God not be a wandering

lunatic

wandering around loose

 

Talking to low lives like me

In a bar

On the highway to hell

 

So I looked at him

And invited him to share

His tale of cosmic woe

 

God tells me

“Well, it’s like this

Many a year ago

People believed in me

But one day

They quit believing in me

they moved on

And they went on without me

 

As they left me

My powers got weaker and weaker

And so eventually

I became

What you see today

A broken-down drunk

Hanging out

Looking for a handout

Looking for some company

Or at least a free dinner”

 

And he laughed

and laughed

 

And I looked at him

And saw the beginnings of the end

And the ends of the beginnings

 

I saw a million planets

Flash byTrillions of people

Thinking all at once

Thoughts filled my head

Lights flashed

 

And I knew

He was telling the truth

 

But it did not matter

In this day and age

Of materialism

God has no role

God is truly dead

 

And so I bought him a drink

And walked out of the bar

still twenty drinks too sober

 

Profoundly saddened

From what I had seen

God was dead

And we had all conspired

To kill him

Long live God

 

The Last Race  The Last Race 

 

An Aging car racer

Racing in his last race

Driving too fast

 

Around the curve

Blowing himself up

 

In a fiery crash

The rating

score In his last race. 

 

Association of the Living Dead India 

 

In India,

several years ago

A man falsely claimed his brother

Was dead

so he could inherit the family assets,

 

 The dead brother

had to fight

To be declared legally

not dead

And contest the will

. “The Association of the Living Dead”

Became a movement

Of thousands of people.

 

For in India

apparently,

It was a thing to declare

Your relative is dead.

 

I never thought

That the US would have

To form their own

“The Association of the Living Dead”

Until this week.

 

The cyber ninjas

In their infamous

non-forensic audit

In the 2016 Arizona election

Claimed that hundreds of dead people

Had voted.

 

They gave their list

of the alleged dead voters

To the attorney general

Who contacted all 300 dead people

Found that 299 of the 300 were in fact

Not dead

 

and none of them knew

That unnamed political operative

We’re claiming

that they were dead.

 

The one dead voter

was alive when he voted early.

 

But died before election day

Thus making his vote not valid

But there was no fraud involved

As he was alive when he voted.

 

Perhaps they need to form

The “association of the living dead”

To fight for the right

of the non-dead people

 

To continue to vote

and receive other government benefits?

What a sad commentary

On the farcical nature

Of contemporary life

In these disunited States of America. 

Secret Gateways Photo Challenge 

There are secret gateways

Portals to other dimensions

All around us

Hidden deep in the mountains. 

 

Leading to other worlds

Other times and places

Where time runs differently

And humans are unknown. 

 

The Lonely Mother Duck

Watched her eggs hatch

In the nest by the lake. 

She was worried

About the foxes, wolves

Lions and tigers 

That was all around.

Ever since the humans

All disappeared. 

 The Secret Fly Drone  

 

The fly on the wallpaper

In the CIA director’s office

Was not a real fly

 

He was an enemy spy drone

Secretly controlled remotely

Listening to all

the secret conversations

 

Until the director smashed him

With a flyswatter

Then realized that it was a spy fly

He had dispatched to bug hell.

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Missing you missing me
Dreaming about you, do you dream the same
Will love you until end of time; will you remember me then?

An Old Man Visits His Wife’s Grave

An Old man
Goes to the grave
Of his beloved wife

Carrying her favorite flowers
And a guitar
Playing her love songs
As he remembers her life

Blaming it all
On the damn coronavirus Pandemic
Killing thousands every day
As politicians play games

The dead remain dead
he hears his wife’s voice
from beyond the grave

she is a corona ghost
he wishes he were there with her
as he plays his mournful love songs

he lays down for a moment
and becomes another Corona ghost
just another death that lonely day

Hitchhiking Tales

When I was young and foolish
Broke and stubborn
I hitchhiked across the USA

Started in Salt Lake City
Where my greyhound bus pass
Was stolen

The station manager
Could have helped me
But refused to do so

Threaten to call the cops
When I grabbed my bags Without the stolen tags

I said
Go ahead
But I am so out of here

Wondered about Salt Lake City
Went to a bar
Found I had to buy my booze
Next door
And they would mix it for me

Had to order food too
After a bloody Mary
And a burger

I walked about town
Saw the Mormon Temple

Finally about 3 pm
It was time to hit the road
Did not look back

Ended up in Cody Wyoming
Got a room shower
Steak beer
Using my rapidly depleted cash Spent 25 dollars
Money really went far
Back in those days

A band of professional
Communist agitators
Gave me a ride
To Des Moines

Lots of weed, booze
And politics later
Got off the road
Slept outside

Next day
A beautiful woman
Drove me to near Chicago
In a red mustang

Might have been
The girl in the song
Took it easy
Digging her vibe

She invited home
But was not sure
If her estranged husband
Would welcome me

So, I am being foolish
And inexperienced with women
Did not go to her place

And always regretted
That I had lost
My chance that day

Then on to Chicago
Several rides later
Visited friends

Hit the road again
A series of uneventful rides
With truckers
And others

And a week later
I ended in New York City

Slept along the way
In cars
In truck stops
In high way rest stops

Always moving
Always going
Non stop talking
And lots of free weed
And beer
And conversation

One more memorable ride
Occurred outside Albany
On my return to Chicago

A middle age creepy looking man
Picked me up
In a brand-new Cadillac

He was he said a dynamite deliverer
For the Mafia
Went to various places
To blow up shit

He hated a lot of people
Particularly hippies from California
And Jewish people

Looking at me to confirm
That I was both

I told him that I lived in New York
And had never been to California
And although I might have looked Jewish
As I what was called back in the day
A “Jewfro”

I was not Jewish
Many years later I discovered
That I am indeed part Jewish
But then I did not know
And I felt a bit of strategic information
Might keep me alive

Then I realized that he was just jiving with me
And we relaxed
And he pulled out some weed
And beer
And we mellowed out

But I believe that he really was with the mob
Perhaps not a dynamite dealer
A real made Italian made mafia member

By Chicago
I had enough
I called my Dad
Told him what had happened

Wanted a ticket home
And he sent me a ticket
And 500 dollars
And I went home

I told him I would tell him
My tales some day
But never did

I learned so much
About my fellow Americans
And the strange vibe
That was 1975

And now it is too late
But I wanted to finally
Tell the world

Of my hitchhiking tales
In search of America 1975

Association of the Living Dead India

In India, several years ago
A man falsely claimed his brother
Was dead so he could inherit the family assets,

The dead brother had to fight
To be declared legally not dead
And contest the will.

“The Association of the Living Dead”
Became a movement
Of thousands of people.
For in India apparently,
It was a thing to declare
Your relative is dead.

Charles Bukowski Road Not Chosen

charles bukowski
charles bukowski

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While reading Charles Bukowski poetry
On the metro ride home
Listening to Buddha bar music
On my oh too hip IPod

I begin to see myself as I was
Over 30 years ago when I was merely a bit player
A minor character in a Charles Bukowski poem

A wild young underemployed intellectual
Hanging out in dismal bars and dives all over Asia and California
Hanging with disreputable women and drunks and drinkers
And characters out of his kinds of haunts

A mad poet bard of the underground
A drunken poet in a drunken bum show
That nightly played in his head

Then one day I met the women of my dreams
And went down a different path
A long slow path to respectability

And now 30 years later
I am no longer a wild man
I am still a poet at heart
But I am now also a bureaucrat
In a button down suite

Doing the people’s business
Working for the Government
I’ve become the Man

Sometimes I wonder
Would I have been better off
Going down that another path

Would I have ended up
Somewhere else
Doing something else

Would I have been as happy
Would I have been as successful?

There is no answer that satisfies
The longing in my heart
For that wild thing
That still lurks beneath
It’s civilized cover

And I know that I am still
A mad poet at heart
Railing against the injustice of the world

As I work day by day in the belly of the great beast of State
I recall the ancient Chinese saying,
“Confucian during the day while Taoist rebel at night”
Playing out in my head and nightly dreams
In the true American Upper class patrician tradition

I close the book and look out the window
Get off the train, and walk slowly home

And realize I had no choice
But to take the path that I’ve trodden on

And so I put aside my misgivings
And say goodbye to my “Bukowskian”desires
For another night of domestic contentment

Was it worth it all to take the conventional path
And not take the bohemian road to hell and back

I look at my wife and realize
I had no choice, had no choice
But to follow her to the ends of the earth

And beyond by her side as we walked our path
Of shared destiny

Goodbye Charles Bukowski wherever you are
May I meet you in a bar in the next life
And figure out where we should have gone

Until then the drinks are on me.

 

Fallen Dreams Litter the Ground

 

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Fallen Dreams Litter the Ground

In the fall weather
As I walk amid the falling leaves
I see the signs everywhere

Of the fall of America
The once great and mighty Empire
Everywhere signs of the fall appear

The dark skies mirror
The darkness that settled over our land

Death, destruction and random acts of chaos
Are all around us
Surrounding us with visions of doom

Nothing can stop the bloodletting
No one seems to be in charge

As the leaves fall
And the darkness descends
The fall of America continues

If you’ve been around

 

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If you’ve been around

If you’ve been around
As much as I have
Decades of memories
Fill up your brain’s hard drive

Remembering the dead
Misremembering the living
Seeing the past fly past
Everywhere you go

Thinking about things
You did and did not do
As your life begins to fade
Sinking into lost worlds past

Seeing the ghosts
Of all you knew
Whispering Soon you will
Be joining us

Lone Foreigner Hiking the Seoul City Walls

a Lone foreign male hiker
in the hills above the city
Hiking along the ancient Seoul City walls

500 years after the founding
Of the city in 1492

balancing his walk
amid the boulders
the winter is coming
soon he thinks

and finishes his hike
heading to a bar
to sake his thirst

some soju, and bulgogi
will do the trick
he thinks to himself

just another day
in the life

of an unknown nameless
foreigner in the city
of Seoul

part of the ten million
naked stories
in the big city

guns
gun

Madman with Gun Madness

 

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Madmen with Guns Madness

After every incident
Of mass gun violence
In the U.S.

Pictures emerge
Of the killers
Almost always white men.

Who stares out at you
With soulless dead eyes
Filled with hate, fear
And shear madness.

With the thousand-year stare
Of the madman
Who only hears

The voices in his head
Screaming kill them all
Kill them all.

And as always
They usually legally bought
The guns.

This case was a bit different
The gunman briefly had his guns
Taken away from him

And his 60 knives as well
Judged temporarily too crazy
To have a gun.

But the red flag law
Is not a permanent ban
As it should be.

And so he was able
To re-arm himself
With the best weapons

In the world
At a very affordable price.
Thanks to the NRA.

And so he was soon lost
Down the rabbit hole
Of insanity and probably drugs,

The lone sniper
A disgruntled young white man
In his 20’s
Sets up shop on top of a building.

He has a high-powered weapon
No doubt bought legally
An AR-15 the choice
Of the serious gun men everywhere.

And begins shooting
Into the July 4th parade
Killing six people
Injuring 30.

Before putting the gun down
And fleeing
Before the cops can find him.

The right-wing media
Goes to works
The pundits pontificate
24/7

It is not about the gun
It is about everything else
That is wrong with our society.

Guns don’t kill people
They proclaim
Guns are the price we pay
For our freedom.

Their demented answer
is more guns
More guns for everyone.

And sadly, nothing will be done
As the politicians offer
Useless thoughts and prayers

The gun ghosts don’t care
They are dead after all.

The madness will not stop
Until we figure out
How to stop
The killers in our midst.

There will be another shooting
No doubt before the day is done
Over 300 so far this year.

And that is just the way
It is in this day and age
Of America.

The land of the free
Home of the brave
And 400 million guns.

Note:   I wrote this a year or so ago.  This morning there was another mass shooting, this time at Brown University. Yesterday at Bondi Beach in Australia.  The Australian Government promises to enact even stricter gun laws in response, in the US nothing but talk about prayers and thoughts for the victims, nothing can be done the politicians say.  THe price of freedom is the occasional mass shooting according to the NRA.

My Name Is Nobody

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My name, it is Nobody
No one cares who I am
I am just a nameless clone
In the cold unfeeling bureaucracy

Just one of the army
Of civilians who flood into and out of the city
Every day

A non-entity,
A ghost
A govbot
A cyber

A spook
A faceless automan
A bureaucrat

Just a grey suited cog in the machinery
And no one cares
No one knows who I really am

And I am legend
Everywhere and nowhere

Just the way this modern world
All shred of humanity
Crushed beneath

the cruel wheel of society

In the cold harsh world
There is no room anymore
For true human feelings

We are just robots,

clones, machines
And so I go to work
Put on my mask

And no one hears

my inner screams
And no one will ever care

 

 

 

 

 

 

My name, it is Nobody
No one cares who I am
I am just a nameless clone
In the cold unfeeling bureaucracy

Just one of the army
Of civilians who flood into and out of the city
Every day

A non-entity,
A ghost
A govbot
A cyber
A spook
A faceless automan
A bureaucrat

Just a grey suited cog in the machinery
And no one cares
No one knows who I really am

And I am legend
Everywhere and nowhere

Just the way this modern world
All shred of humanity
Crushed beneath the cruel wheel of society

In the cold harsh world
There is no room anymore
For true human feelings

We are just robots, clones, machines
And so I go to work
Put on my mask

And no one hears my inner screams
And no one will ever care

 

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Snarling Cup of Coffee

I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
I pound down the coffee
First thing I do every day as the dawning sun
Lights up my lonesome room

Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee
I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex-Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

As I pound down that first cup of coffee
And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear
I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements
I want to scream and shoot the TV and run out side Shouting

“Stop the world.

I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”
The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
In its appointed daily run
And I sit down
The madness dissipating a bit

And enjoy my second cup
Of heaven and hell
In my morning cup of Joe

 

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Stairway To Heaven Bumper Sticker

Found Poem in Medford, Oregon

The fact
There is a stairway
To heaven
But a highway
To hell.

Tells you about
The expected traffic

Strangeness in the Air

There is a strangeness in the air
A sense of cosmic unease
Hangs silently in the purple crystalline sky

America woke up
And decided it was time
To quit following like lemmings
Over the Clift

As the pied piper chants
Stay the course, stay the course
We were like lemmings following him
Dying to save his wounded pride

Today there is that strange difference
In the air
As Americans woke up
And threw off their chains of fear

 

 

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The Secret Fly Drone

The fly on the wallpaper
In the CIA director’s office
Was not a real fly
He was an enemy spy drone
Secretly controlled remotely
Listening to all the secret conversations
Until the director smashed him
With a flyswatter
Then realized that it was a spy fly
He had dispatched to bug hell.

Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon

 

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Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon

John (“Jake”) Cosmos Aller

On the night of the blood red super full moon
I sat in an evil, depraved godforsaken bar

Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew
Washed down by endless rounds of whiskey
rum, tequila, vodka, soju and of course beer
drinking with my buddies the Jack Daniels Gang

Drinking my way to Hell and beyond
Just as fast as I could
twenty damn drinks too sober

Just an unhinged lunatic
Dreaming of howling at the full moon

Watching the world walk by
Looking at all the fine-looking babes
Walking by the street

Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
Of endless wild libertine passions

When into the bar
That din of cosmic depravity

Walked the most beautiful women
In the Universe

So wild, so free
So wonderfully alive

I did not know what to do
As this vision of delight
Sauntered through the bar

In a skin-tight leather pant
Looked so fine
That my eyeballs hurt

And finally, I had to say something
So, I gathered up my manly courage
And walked up to her

And she looked at me
And instantly bewitched my soul

With a devilish grin
I lost all reason
And became a raving lunatic
Unhinged lunatic
Howling at the blood red full moon

Foaming at the mouth
A wild, free werewolf
Howling at the lunatic light
Of the blood red blue full Moon

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Boy Scout Reflections: A Random Act of Kindness and a Life of Leadership   

Boy Scout Reflections: A Random Act of Kindness and a Life of Leadership 

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Introduction: Personal Reflection 

I was a Boy Scout in Berkeley, California during the 1960s and 70s, rising to the rank of Life Scout, serving in Troop 19 and serving as troop leader for five years—much to the chagrin of my younger brother, who didn’t enjoy being bossed around by me!  One of my biggest regrets in life is not having become an Eagle Scout, which my younger brother achieved.

Critiques of the Boy Scouts

Criticism from progressive and left-leaning voices has focused on several themes:

  1. Sexism and Gender Segregation
    • The Boy Scouts historically excluded girls and later introduced a “linked troop” system that critics call a “separate-but-equal regime” designed to appease misogynists rather than promote true inclusion. This system limited coed activities and reinforced gender segregation.
      Read more here [scoutingmaverick.com]
  2. Racism and Cultural Appropriation
    • The organization has long been accused of misappropriating Native American traditions through regalia, dances, and names in programs like Order of the Arrow. Indigenous advocates argue these practices perpetuate stereotypes and disrespect cultural heritage.
      NBC News coverage [nbcnews.com]
  3. Homophobia and Discriminatory Policies
    • For decades, the Boy Scouts banned gay youth and leaders, a policy upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court in Boy Scouts of America v. Dale (2000). Critics likened this stance to racial discrimination. The ban was lifted only in 2013 (youth) and 2015 (leaders).
      Analysis on Yale Scholarship [academic.oup.com]
  4. Corporate and Authoritarian Allegations
    • Some critics frame the Scouts as a “corporate grooming” organization, citing its hierarchical structure, emphasis on obedience, and historical ties to militaristic ideals. These critiques often compare Scouting’s early ethos to nationalist youth movements.
      Wikipedia overview of controversies [en.wikipedia.org]

Official Responses

The Boy Scouts (now Scouting America) have responded by:

  • Expanding Inclusivity: Allowing girls (2017–2018), lifting bans on LGBTQ members (2013–2015), and introducing diversity merit badges.
  • Rebranding: In 2025, the organization changed its name to Scouting America to signal openness to all youth. Leaders emphasized their mission to provide leadership and life skills for every child.
    Newsweek report [newsweek.com]
  • Cultural Sensitivity Efforts: Conducting surveys on Native American imagery, though stating traditions will remain with “accuracy and respect.”
    NBC News [nbcnews.com]

Prominent Former Scouts

Many influential figures were Scouts, including:

  • Neil Armstrong (astronaut, Eagle Scout)
  • Gerald Ford (38th U.S. President, Eagle Scout)
  • Steven Spielberg (filmmaker, Eagle Scout)
  • Buzz Aldrin, Jim Lovell (astronauts)
  • Martin Luther King Jr. (registered Scout in youth)
    Full list here [blog.scout…gazine.org]

Founder Biography: Robert Baden-Powell

  • Born 1857, London; died 1941, Kenya.
  • British Army officer, hero of the Siege of Mafeking (Boer War).
  • Founded the Boy Scouts in 1908 after publishing Scouting for Boys.
  • Advocated outdoor skills, character building, and citizenship.
  • Later co-founded the Girl Guides with his sister Agnes.
  • Retired from the army in 1910 to focus on Scouting.
    Detailed biography [britannica.com]

Comparison to Hitler Youth and Authoritarian Youth Groups

  • Similarities: Both emphasized discipline, outdoor activities, uniforms, and loyalty to ideals. Early Hitler Youth borrowed elements from Scouting to attract boys.
  • Differences:
    • Boy Scouts promoted voluntary participation, moral development, and service.
    • Hitler Youth became mandatory (1936), focused on paramilitary training, ideological indoctrination, and spying on families.
  • Other authoritarian youth groups (e.g., Soviet Young Pioneers, Fascist Balilla) also used structured activities and propaganda to mold loyalty to the state.
    History.com analysis
    AskHistorians discussion [history.com] [reddit.com]

Many years ago, I heard a work  aquantaince  dismiss someone else as “he’s such  a boy scout”  as if that was a bad thing.  I told him that I resembled that remark as I was a Boy Scout too.

the other day while on a trip to Jeongju we ran into an eldery German tourist who had gotten lost from her group, we helped her get on the right train and got a taxi for her to her hotel once we arrived in Jeongju.   Helping her that day as I did my Boy Scout mandated good deed for the day gave rise to reflections on my life as a boy scout when I was a young lad.

But I rejected that label. For me, Scouting was about leadership, resilience, and service. It prepared me for life, and I still recommend it to family and friends. To this day, I try to follow the principles that shaped me.

  Core Principles of Scouting 

  • Motto:Be Prepared – Ready for any situation, physically, mentally, and morally. 
  • Slogan:Do a Good Turn Daily – Perform at least one act of kindness every day without expecting anything in return. 
  • Scout Oath:
  • On my honor, I will do my best
    To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
    To help other people at all times;
    To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight. 
  • Scout Law:
    A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. 

Read more:
boy scout motto 

Local Scouting Resources in Berkeley 

If you’re in Berkeley and want to connect with Scouting today, here are some active troops: 

There are active Boy Scout troops almost everywhere including in South Korea.

Here’s an overview of the Boy Scouts in Korea and the World Scout Jamboree that faced major issues in 2023, along with official links:

Boy Scouts in Korea

  • The Korea Scout Association (KSA) is the national Scouting organization of South Korea, founded in 1922 during Japanese rule. It was banned from 1937 until Korea’s liberation in 1945 and officially recognized by the World Organization of the Scout Movement (WOSM) in 1953.
  • Membership has historically been around 200,000+ Scouts, organized into sections: Beaver Scouts (4–6), Cub Scouts (6–12), Scouts (12–15), Venture Scouts (15–18), and Rovers (18–25).
  • The highest rank is Tiger Scout, and the motto is “준비” (Jun Bi) – Be Prepared.
  • KSA has hosted major events, including the 17th World Scout Jamboree (1991) and numerous Asia-Pacific Jamborees.
  • Official site: http://www.scout.or.kr [en.wikipedia.org], [en.scoutwiki.org], [scoutsvict…ria.com.au]

The 25th World Scout Jamboree (2023) – What Happened

  • Held August 1–12, 2023 at Saemangeum, a reclaimed tidal flat in North Jeolla Province, South Korea.
  • Theme: “Draw Your Dream”.
  • Attendance: ~43,000 Scouts from 158 countries.
  • Official event site: https://www.2023wsjkorea.org [en.wikipedia.org]

Problems and Controversies

  • Extreme heatwave (temperatures up to 40°C), poor drainage, mosquito infestations, and inadequate shade made conditions harsh.
  • Sanitation failures: filthy toilets, insufficient showers, and poor food quality.
  • Medical issues: hundreds of heat-related illnesses, insect bites, and even a COVID-19 outbreak.
  • Safety concerns: allegations of misconduct (including a shower incident) and lack of protective measures.
  • Infrastructure gaps: inadequate shelter, medical facilities without electricity, and poor site access.
  • Evacuation: The event was abandoned early due to Typhoon Khanun, with Scouts relocated to Seoul for cultural programs and a K-pop concert.
  • Audit findings (2025): A government probe called it a “complete lapse in all aspects of management”, citing incompetence, misused funds, and lack of oversight. Criminal investigations were launched against some officials. [dw.com], [koreatimes.co.kr], [bbc.com], [straitstimes.com]

Key Lessons

The fiasco highlighted the need for:

  • Better risk assessment for site selection.
  • Stronger governance and accountability.
  • Adequate infrastructure and safety measures for large-scale youth events.

Official troop locator:Boy Scout locator

 Berkeley’s Unique Scouting Culture 

Scouting in Berkeley has always had a distinctive flavor. In the 1960s and 70s, being a Scout in a progressive city came with challenges—critics labeled it “militaristic” or “corporate., or “fascists”, often citing its founder Rhodes, the uber apologists for the British Empire,  who was famous for helping set up apartheid in South Africa and setting up Rhodesia, and the Rhodes Scholarship program.  Yet, troops thrived, teaching leadership and service. 

Historically, Northbrae Community Church in the Thousand Oaks neighborhood hosted troop meetings, including Troop 19 in earlier decades. Today, Troop 19 meets at John Hinkel Park, continuing its tradition of outdoor adventure.

Church info: https://www.northbrae.org/ 

21-boy-scout-sayings

Be Prepared

  • Do a Good Turn Daily 
  • Leave No Trace
  • Adventure Awaits
  • Scouting Builds Character
  • Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful
  • Camp More, Worry Less
  • Life is Better Around the Campfire
  • Hiking Boots and Happy Hearts
  • Pitch a Tent, Make a Friend
  • Scouts Lead the Way
  • Knot Your Average Kid
  • Brave, Clean, and Reverent
  • Explore More, Fear Less
  • Scouting: Where Leaders Begin
  • Take Only Memories, Leave Only Footprints
  • Scout Strong
  • Prepared for Life
  • Sleep. Scout. Repeat.
  • When in Doubt, Help Out
  • Leave the World a Better Place 

 History and Recent Changes 

  • Founded in 1907by Robert Baden-Powell in England; BSA launched in 1910. 
  • Today, Scouting is global with 60 million members in 200+ countries.
  • Recent changes: 
  • Girls allowed in Cub Scouts (2018) and Scouts BSA (2019).
  • BSA rebranded  as Scouting America in 2025 for inclusivity. 
  • Policy updates: LGBTQ+ and transgender youth welcomed.

i for one welcomed these changes to scouting, particularly merging the Boy and Girl Scouts into one unit.

Read more:

History of_the_Boy_Scouts_of_America

Boy Scout Name Change

Scout Re-Branding  

Poem: “Prepared for Life” 

In forests deep and mountains high,
We learned to lead, to question why.
With knots and maps, with fire and song,
The lessons linger, lifelong strong. 

Be prepared, the motto clear,
To face the world without fear.
Do a good turn, day by day,
Leave the world a better way. 

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Commit a Random Act of Kindness: A Simple Phrase That Can Change the World

Introduction

1001 Books to Read Before You Die List

Commit Random Act of Kindness

Commit a Random Act of Kindness: A Simple Phrase That Can Change the World

Introduction

1001 Books to Read Before You Die List

The other day, while on a trip to Jeongju, Korea, with my wife, we encountered an elderly German tourist who had gotten lost from her tour group and was rejoining them in Jeongju. We helped her get on the right train and got her a taxi to her hotel.  It felt good doing a good deed and commit a random act of kindness.  I thought about my Boy Scout upbringing and the scout motto of doing a good deed every day, and the phrase Commit a random act of kindness.

There’s a phrase that has quietly traveled through decades, inspiring countless hearts:
“Commit a random act of kindness.”

It sounds simple, almost whimsical—yet its roots and cultural impact are profound. Coined by writer Anne Herbert in the early 1980s, this phrase was her antidote to the negativity of “random acts of violence.” She scribbled it on a placemat in Sausalito, California:

“Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.”

From that moment, the idea blossomed into a global movement. Today, it’s celebrated through Random Acts of Kindness Day, nonprofit initiatives, and everyday gestures that ripple through communities. [berkeleywe…lbeing.com], [betterup.com], [readpoetry.com]

Why It Resonates

In a world often dominated by headlines of conflict and division, this phrase offers a radical alternative: spontaneous goodness without expectation of return. It’s not about grand gestures—it’s about the small, unplanned moments that remind us of our shared humanity.

  • Paying for someone’s coffee.
  • Leaving a kind note for a stranger.
  • Helping a tourist find their way.

These acts may seem small, but research shows they boost happiness, reduce stress, and strengthen social bonds. Kindness is contagious—it sparks a chain reaction that can transform communities. [berkeleywe…lbeing.com], [betterup.com]

Cultural Impact

The phrase has appeared in books, blogs, and even pop culture. It inspired the Random Acts of Kindness Foundation, school programs, and social media challenges like . Celebrities, educators, and everyday people have embraced it as a mantra for living with empathy. [bloggers.f…edspot.com], [timeforkin…ness.co.uk]

Personal Reflection

Why do I love this phrase? Because it’s actionable. It doesn’t require wealth, status, or planning—just a willingness to notice and respond. It reminds me that kindness is not a luxury; it’s a choice we can make every day.

Poetic Rendering: “The Ripple of One”

One smile, unasked, can light a street,
A door held open—kindness complete.
A coin for coffee, a note that says “stay,”
Small acts bloom in the cracks of gray.

No banners wave, no trumpets sound,
Yet hearts are lifted all around.
Commit, not for glory, nor for applause,
But for the quiet joy that kindness draws.

10 Simple Ways to Brighten Someone’s Day:

  1. Pay for the next person’s coffee or meal.
  2. Leave a handwritten note of encouragement in a public place.
  3. Compliment a stranger sincerely.
  4. Donate gently used clothes to a local shelter.
  5. Offer to help someone carry heavy bags.
  6. Send an unexpected “thank you” message to a colleague or friend.
  7. Leave coins at a vending machine for the next person.
  8. Share an uplifting book with someone who needs it.
  9. Plant a tree or flowers in a community space.
  10. Smile and greet people warmly—it costs nothing but means everything.

let’s all go out today and make the world a better place by committing one simple random act of kindness paying it forward around the world!  Do not give into hate, despair and fear. Fight the power!  Spread the word my friends, keep the faith and keep hope alive. We can make this world a better place, so go forth and make it happen.

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The other day, while on a trip to Jeongju, Korea, with my wife, we encountered an elderly German tourist who had gotten lost from her tour group and was rejoining them in Jeongju. We helped her get on the right train and got her a taxi to her hotel.  It felt good doing a good deed and commit a random act of kindness.  I thought about my Boy Scout upbringing and the scout motto of doing a good deed every day, and the phrase “Commit a Random Act of Kindness.”

There’s a phrase that has quietly traveled through decades, inspiring countless hearts:
“Commit a random act of kindness.”

It sounds simple, almost whimsical—yet its roots and cultural impact are profound. Coined by writer Anne Herbert in the early 1980s, this phrase was her antidote to the negativity of “random acts of violence.” She scribbled it on a placemat in Sausalito, California:

“Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.”

From that moment, the idea blossomed into a global movement. Today, it’s celebrated through Random Acts of Kindness Day, nonprofit initiatives, and everyday gestures that ripple through communities. [berkeleywe…lbeing.com], [betterup.com], [readpoetry.com]

Why It Resonates

In a world often dominated by headlines of conflict and division, this phrase offers a radical alternative: spontaneous goodness without expectation of return. It’s not about grand gestures—it’s about the small, unplanned moments that remind us of our shared humanity.

  • Paying for someone’s coffee.
  • Leaving a kind note for a stranger.
  • Helping a tourist find their way.

These acts may seem small, but research shows they boost happiness, reduce stress, and strengthen social bonds. Kindness is contagious—it sparks a chain reaction that can transform communities. [berkeleywe…lbeing.com], [betterup.com]

Cultural Impact

The phrase has appeared in books, blogs, and even pop culture. It inspired the Random Acts of Kindness Foundation, school programs, and social media challenges like . Celebrities, educators, and everyday people have embraced it as a mantra for living with empathy. [bloggers.f…edspot.com], [timeforkin…ness.co.uk]

Personal Reflection

Why do I love this phrase? Because it’s actionable. It doesn’t require wealth, status, or planning—just a willingness to notice and respond. It reminds me that kindness is not a luxury; it’s a choice we can make every day.

Poetic Rendering: “The Ripple of One”

One smile, unasked, can light a street,
A door held open—kindness complete.
A coin for coffee, a note that says “stay,”
Small acts bloom in the cracks of gray.

No banners wave, no trumpets sound,
Yet hearts are lifted all around.
Commit, not for glory, nor for applause,
But for the quiet joy that kindness draws.

10 Simple Ways to Brighten Someone’s Day:

  1. Pay for the next person’s coffee or meal.
  2. Leave a handwritten note of encouragement in a public place.
  3. Compliment a stranger sincerely.
  4. Donate gently used clothes to a local shelter.
  5. Offer to help someone carry heavy bags.
  6. Send an unexpected “thank you” message to a colleague or friend.
  7. Leave coins at a vending machine for the next person.
  8. Share an uplifting book with someone who needs it.
  9. Plant a tree or flowers in a community space.
  10. Smile and greet people warmly—it costs nothing but means everything.

let’s all go out today and make the world a better place by committing one simple random act of kindness paying it forward around the world!  Do not give into hate, despair and fear. Fight the power!  Spread the word my friends, keep the faith and keep hope alive. We can make this world a better place, so go forth and make it happen.

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The other day, while on a trip to Jeongju, Korea, with my wife, we encountered an elderly German tourist who had gotten lost from her tour group and was rejoining them in Jeongju. We helped her get on the right train and got her a taxi to her hotel.  It felt good doing a good deed and commit a random act of kindness.  I thought about my Boy Scout upbringing and the scout motto of doing a good deed every day, and the phrase “Commit a Random Act of Kindness.”

There’s a phrase that has quietly traveled through decades, inspiring countless hearts:
“Commit a random act of kindness.”

It sounds simple, almost whimsical—yet its roots and cultural impact are profound. Coined by writer Anne Herbert in the early 1980s, this phrase was her antidote to the negativity of “random acts of violence.” She scribbled it on a placemat in Sausalito, California:

“Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.”

From that moment, the idea blossomed into a global movement. Today, it’s celebrated through Random Acts of Kindness Day, nonprofit initiatives, and everyday gestures that ripple through communities. [berkeleywe…lbeing.com], [betterup.com], [readpoetry.com]

Why It Resonates

In a world often dominated by headlines of conflict and division, this phrase offers a radical alternative: spontaneous goodness without expectation of return. It’s not about grand gestures—it’s about the small, unplanned moments that remind us of our shared humanity.

  • Paying for someone’s coffee.
  • Leaving a kind note for a stranger.
  • Helping a tourist find their way.

These acts may seem small, but research shows they boost happiness, reduce stress, and strengthen social bonds. Kindness is contagious—it sparks a chain reaction that can transform communities. [berkeleywe…lbeing.com], [betterup.com]

Cultural Impact

The phrase has appeared in books, blogs, and even pop culture. It inspired the Random Acts of Kindness Foundation, school programs, and social media challenges like . Celebrities, educators, and everyday people have embraced it as a mantra for living with empathy. [bloggers.f…edspot.com], [timeforkin…ness.co.uk]

Personal Reflection

Why do I love this phrase? Because it’s actionable. It doesn’t require wealth, status, or planning—just a willingness to notice and respond. It reminds me that kindness is not a luxury; it’s a choice we can make every day.

Poetic Rendering: “The Ripple of One”

One smile, unasked, can light a street,
A door held open—kindness complete.
A coin for coffee, a note that says “stay,”
Small acts bloom in the cracks of gray.

No banners wave, no trumpets sound,
Yet hearts are lifted all around.
Commit, not for glory, nor for applause,
But for the quiet joy that kindness draws.

10 Simple Ways to Brighten Someone’s Day:

  1. Pay for the next person’s coffee or meal.
  2. Leave a handwritten note of encouragement in a public place.
  3. Compliment a stranger sincerely.
  4. Donate gently used clothes to a local shelter.
  5. Offer to help someone carry heavy bags.
  6. Send an unexpected “thank you” message to a colleague or friend.
  7. Leave coins at a vending machine for the next person.
  8. Share an uplifting book with someone who needs it.
  9. Plant a tree or flowers in a community space.
  10. Smile and greet people warmly—it costs nothing but means everything.

let’s all go out today and make the world a better place by committing one simple random act of kindness paying it forward around the world!  Do not give into hate, despair and fear. Fight the power!  Spread the word my friends, keep the faith and keep hope alive. We can make this world a better place, so go forth and make it happen.

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I have been posting poems on All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup and Writing Com, and elsewhere   since 2016. I have posted over 1000 poems over the years. Many of them were inspired by All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup or Writing Com  contests. I have been posting ten poems every other week since I joined. I have 600 followers and follow over 1600 other poets from around the world.  I have also posted poems on Cosmos Funnel, Hello Poetry, Poetry Lore, Poem Hunter, Poetry Magnum Opus, and a few other sites and on FB poetry sites as well.   I usually cross post on all these sites, reserving about half my poems as “unpublished” for publication credit.

All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup, and Writing Com  are great sites to meet and read poets from everywhere. You can sign up for free, but I opted to pay for a premium membership. They also offer classes and lots of informational resources for poets. I plan on updating my web page Medium, Substack, Wattpad, Writing.Com pages, and my Spotify podcasts, whenever I post things on All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup, and Writing Com et al.

You can find my poems at https://allpoetry.com/Jake Aller. And at Cosmos poetry and fiction now on Poetry Soup.

For the rest of my work, see .

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All Poetry Poems

Cosmos’s Poems in All Poetry. Fan Story, Poetry Soup, Writing Com and Elsewhere

I have been posting poems on All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup and Writing Com, and elsewhere   since 2016. I have posted over 1000 poems over the years. Many of them were inspired by All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup or Writing Com  contests. I have been posting ten poems every other week since I joined. I have 600 followers and follow over 1600 other poets from around the world.  I have also posted poems on Cosmos Funnel, Hello Poetry, Poetry Lore, Poem Hunter, Poetry Magnum Opus, and a few other sites and on FB poetry sites as well.   I usually cross post on all these sites, reserving about half my poems as “unpublished” for publication credit.

All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup, and Writing Com  are great sites to meet and read poets from everywhere. You can sign up for free, but I opted to pay for a premium membership. They also offer classes and lots of informational resources for poets. I plan on updating my web page Medium, Substack, Wattpad, Writing.Com pages, and my Spotify podcasts, whenever I post things on All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup, and Writing Com et al.

You can find my poems at https://allpoetry.com/Jake Aller. And at Cosmos poetry and fiction now on Poetry Soup.

For the rest of my work, see .

Where to Find my Work on the Web

where to find my work updates

Where to Find Cosmos’s Work on the Web updates

Where to Find Me on the Web

Where to Find Cosmos’s Work

where to find my stories

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Index

  1. Just a Halloween Nightmare
  2. Halloween Is Coming Too Soon
  3. Poisonous Junk Food Killng Us Slowly
  4. Ode to the Lowly Doughnut
  5. MAGA Neighbor Saw Me as the Devil Incarnate
  6. My Favorite Time Of Day
  7. Seeing The Taj Mahal
  8. Nice Weather For Ducks
  9. Learning He Was Jewish On Rosh Hashana
  10. Your Love Still Gives Me A Thrill
  11. Korean Winter Blues
  12. When I First Saw You
  13. Robot Lady Bug
  14. Sam Adams Returns To The Green Beaches Of Oregon
  15. Oceans Dying
  16. Climate Is Changing
  17. Evil Winds Haiku
  18. What Do Trees Think Of Us?
  19. Walking Along The Winter Korean Beach
  20. 11 Winter Haiflu/Senryu
  21. Sunsets Of Love
  22. The Elephant In The Room
  23. Contaza Love Poem
  24. Sam Adams Cutting Words
  25. What Is Love Explained To A Space Alien
  26. Neo-50ths Return of The Red Menace

Beginning Poems

Just a Halloween Nightmare

on Halloween

Sam Adams

went drinking

 

in the Cosmos Bar

In Soi Cowboy

Bangkok, Thailand

 

He woke up

in a dark, dangerous forest

lit by the evil full moon

 

creatures

out of his worst nightmares

saw him

 

The Chief of them all

Wears a Trumpian mask

Complete with orange hair

Half-human half pig

 

His deputy

Wears the face of Putin

But his body

Half-human, half-horse,

 

The other creatures wear masks

Many of them wear

Green Pepe the alt-right

 

Symbolic frog masks

And I have T-shirts

Bearing alt right slogans

And Nazi symbols

 

And as they prance about

They chant alt-right slogans

And neo-Nazi chants

 

Jews will not replace us

 

And the rest of these creatures

Are hideous beasts

Apes, cannibals, demons, dwarves,

Goblins, leprechauns, imps, monsters, orcs,

Pirates, satyrs, werewolves, zombies,

 

start chasing him

chanting

 

“Death to all humans

Sam Adams must die”

 

Just when they are about

To catch him

He wakes up

In his bed

 

Just another

Halloween nightmare

He concluded

 

 

Halloween is Coming Too Soon

Black cat on old rock wall Halloween night

It seems to me

That it is absurd

In the US

That COSTCO and Home Depot

Start putting out Halloween decor

In July

Christmas too

Way too soon

I say

 

Poisonous Junk Food Killing Us Slowly

So much of what we eat

It is not good for us

In fact

Most junk food

It is nothing but poison

Designed to be so delicious

As we eat ourselves

Into an early grave

 

Ode to the Lowly Doughnut

 

Many years ago

I used to take a coffee break

About 10 am

And had a donut and coffee

With my colleague

Sadly, being pre-diabetic

I have not eaten doughnuts in years.

MAGA Neighbor Saw Me as the Devil Incarnate

 

I used to have a neighbor

In Medford, Oregon

Who hated me with passion.

Because I had my Korean relatives

Staying with me and she was a hard cord

MAGA all the way Christian fundamentalist

Who no doubt saw me and my relatives

As the Devil incarnate.

 

My Favorite Time of Day

 

My favorite time

Of day

Is sunset

 

Cocktail hour

When I drink wine

 

Occasionally rum

Or whiskey

With my wife

 

Seeing the Taj Mahal

They say

There are two types

Of people

In this world

Those who have seen

The Taj Mahal

And those

who have not

 

Nice Weather for Ducks

 

God’s Power is demonstrated through His Creation… (see Romans 1:21)

In Seattle

During the winter it rains

The common Winter  greeting

 

“Is nice weather

For ducks”

 

Who loves to play

In rainy days

Of Seattle’s winter

 

Learning He Was Jewish on Rosh Hashana

US Holocaust Museum

Sam Adams found out

Via DNA testing

On Rosh Hashanah

He was part Jewish.

 

That he indeed

was part Jewish.

 

10%

according to the DNA test

confirming family lore.

 

His Uncle said

he had a great grandfather

On his grandmother’s side

 

Who was a Russian

and Ukrainian Jew.

And part Mongolian

As most Eastern Europeans are

 

He went to dinner with Jewish friends

Celebrating his first Rosh Hashana

As a Jewish man.

 

The next day while touring

the Holocaust museum

For the first time in his life

Sam Adams encountered

three young MAGA white boys

 

Wearing red MAGA  hats

and making sexually

suggestive jokes

about Jewish women

 

While they were touring

the Holocaust museum.

 

One wondered if the Nazi guards

Were given an opportunity

To have sex

with Jewish women

 

Before they were sent

To the gas chambers

to be killed.

 

Sam Adams was very angry

and wanted to confront

the MAGA  white boys

But finally decided what the hell,

 

It would not

Make a difference

 

They might think

that he was just

An old Jewish man.

 

And dismiss his complaints.

 

For them

 

clearly

 

Did

Not

understand

Nor

Care

At

all

 

How utterly deplorable

Disgusting and vile

Such comments were

 

Especially in

the Holocaust museum

 

The Holocaust museum

moved him deeply

 

And he vowed to himself

that he would do all

he could

 

to make sure

The world would never

see another Holocaust

 

 

Your Love Still Gives Me a thrill

Ever since I met you

My life has been a thriller

Filled with love

Mystery and desire

And thrills and spills

 

Every day

Filled with surprises

Filled with love

Filled with you

 

I fall in love with you

Every moment, every minute

Every second I see you

 

You

Always

Gives me such a thrill

 

You are indeed

The thrill

of my heart

 

And, baby,

The thrill is not gone away

From me

 

Will be with me

Forever

until the day

I die.

 

Korean Winter Blues

 

Korean winters

Are shorter than before—

Impact of climate change.

 

Can get very cold

As Siberian winds

Blow in from Russia,

 

Putting the whole country

Under a deep freeze—

Polar vortex.

 

It does not snow

Too much

Except in the mountains.

 

The coldest day

I ever experienced

Was in Korea

Back in 1979.

 

The AFKN radio announcer

Said it was minus 70 F

(57.C Celsius)

that morning.

 

I could not shave

For one week

 

Just too damn cold

Hot water for shaving

Froze instantly

 

When I First Saw You

When I first saw you

In my dreams,

 

You mesmerized me,

You hypnotized me.

You bewitched me

You put a love spell

On me

 

Your love, mojo

Working overtime.

 

Sparks flew

From heart to heart.

 

You were mine

And I was yours.

 

We knew it—

Someday,

We would be

Together.

 

It took eight years

Before you walked

Off a bus

And into my life,

 

Becoming my wife,

My eternal soul mate.

 

 

Robot ladybug

Robot ladybug

doing its ladybug thing

no more natural bugs left

 

 

Sam Adams returns to the Green Beaches of Oregon

 

lovers on a beach
lovers on a beach

Sam Adams

Returned to his native Oregon

Just after the end of the world

 

When the Coronavirus

Had finally morphed,

Into the dreaded zombie flu

 

And the zombie apocalypse

Ravaged the earth.

 

Sam Adams like a few others

Was immune

 

He returned to the Oregon coast

Walking the lonely empty

Verdant green beaches.

 

Looking for survivors

Finally found a few people

And they formed a little community.

 

Brought together by fate

They bonded

 

As they walked

The lonely beaches.

 

Oceans Dying

 

The whole world

Seems to be dying

 

The world seems

to be burning

 

Wildfires everywhere.

Megadrought out west,

 

Monster storms everywhere,

Leader’s dither and dather,

doing nothing.

 

but play the blame game

As the oceans

continue to die

 

Climate is Changing

 

climate is changing

bad weather is everywhere

California burns

 

Evil Winds Haiku

 

evil winds blowing

California burning

Santa Anna Wind

 

What Do Trees Think of Us?

 

what do the trees think

About us human beings

Do they fear humans?

 

 

Walking along the Winter Korean Beach

 

Walking along the

Winter Korean Beach

With the love of my life

By my side,

 

She looks at me

With red hot love

Flames shooting

From her black eyes,

 

Melting away my heart

Driving out the cold

of the winter beach.

 

11 Winter Haiku/Senryu

Published in Failed Haiku, December 2021

As winter settles in, so too do the ghosts of memory, pandemic fears, and seasonal melancholy.

These ten haiku and senryu reflect the emotional landscape of winter 2021·2022, a time marked by isolation and reflection. Originally published in Failed Haiku, this collection captures fleeting moments  of sorrow, resilience, and quiet contemplation.

Winter Is Coming

 

Winter is coming

Cold winds whisper through the trees

Christmas drawing near

 

The COVID Virus

 

The COVID virus

Surging everywhere it seems

Winter discontent

 

Goodbye, 2021

 

Winter is coming

Two thousand twenty-two looms

Goodbye, twenty-one

 

Fading Memory

 

2021

Fading into memory

Good riddance, we say

 

Corona Ghosts Rise

corona
corona

Dreading the winter

Dreading more COVID to come

Corona ghosts rise

 

Winter Depression

 

COVID fears re-emerging

Travel restrictions return

Winter is very cold

 

Whispers in the Wind

 

Winter is so cold

With so many ghosts around

Whispers in the wind

 

COVID Ghosts Whisper

 

COVID ghosts whisper

Crying in the winter wind

YouTube blues playing

 

Corona Ghosts Dance

 

Corona ghosts dance

Wintertime sadness returns

Recalling the lost

 

Revelations

 

Winter beginning death

Are the end times coming soon?

Revelations true?

 

Snowing Winter Haiflu

 

snowing winter night

so many corona ghosts

voices crying in the wind

 

 

Sunsets of Love

My favorite time of

day

Is sunset

 

As the sun begins to set,

I pour a glass of wine for my wife

Or sometimes rum or whiskey

 

And sit down for dinner.

Drinking our drink

While watching the sunset,

 

Over the western sea.

Sometimes,

we take a walk

 

At sunset and watch the sun

Sink beneath the west sea

Off Yeoungjong Island

 

Near the Incheon airport town.

We live on an island

So, the sea is all around us,

 

The park nearby

It has splendid sea views.

 

And the mountain top

It is a great place

To catch the sunset

 

Over the nearby sea.

My favorite sunset story

 

Though comes from Barbados,

In the Caribbean sea.

 

At the right time,

Of the year,

Usually in winter,

 

At sunset,

When the weather

cooperates

 

With a few clouds

in the sky

As the sun sets,

 

You might be lucky

You might experience the green flash

the entire sky turns bright green,

for a flash of a second,

 

then settles down

into evening calm.

I experienced it four times

 

Four times in three years

Always a special occasion.

 

The locals always

claim

 

If you look for the green flash

It will not flash

 

But when you are

ready

It will show its magic

 

And you will be lucky

The next day.

 

And we celebrated

With a glass of Mt Guy rum

 

A perfect way

To end, a perfect sunset.

 

But in the end,

If I have

my wife

By my side,

 

The sunset will always

Be a magical ending

 

For another day.

In our earthy

paradise,

 

Spent with love

Of my life

by my side.

 

The Elephant in the Room

In watching

the news coverage

 

Of the rising crime wave

 

There is one thing missing

Everyone skirts around it

 

No one wants to deal with it

No one wants to talk

about it

 

No one wants to do anything else

 

The elephant in the room.

 

GUNS

 

GUNS

 

GUNS

 

GUNS

 

MORE GUNS

 

GUNS FOR EVERYONE

 

NO LIMITS

 

NO LICENSE

 

GO GET A GUN.

And Blow Someone Away

 

The result

 

More deaths

 

Guns kill people.

That is what they

 

Are designed to do

 

That is Buddha nature

Of guns after all.

 

So easy to pull the

trigger

 

Blow someone away

Dead people tell no tales.

 

MUST

 

GET

 

MY

GUN

 

The elephant in the room

 

Smiles

 

The NRA smiles

Their work is done.

 

Contaza Love Poem

 

On one fine day, she

came to me

 

She came to me

in a dream that date

 

Later I met her, it was fate.

She was that I want

to be

 

Within weeks

she became my life

 

Months later she

became my wife.

 

When I saw her, I knew

it was she

 

The day we met,

we went for food

 

Seeing her there,

lifted my mood.

 

From that moment

she would be mine.

 

From that date we

became we

 

For that date

in late September

 

Is a date

I will remember.

 

Sam Adams Cutting Words

 

Sam Adams

Has a bitter sarcastic

Cutting attitude

 

Infamous for his

Sam Adam’s wit

Much feared and hated

 

But many laughed along

 

As his wit

was just so funny

Unless you were the

victim

 

Of his verbal cuts

and put-downs.

 

Often unloading

on people

His bitter sarcastic

cuts

 

Designed to humiliate

And hurt,

zeroing in on your faults.

 

A true master

Of the kiss up

Kick down

Intimidation philosophy of life.

 

He was a verbal bully

And like most bullies

Could dish it out

 

But I did not appreciate it

 

When it was returned

Back to him.

 

What is Love Explained to a Space Alien

 

One day a spaceship

landed

Near Sam Adams’s house,

 

And a tall alien

Dressed in silver

 

Accompanied by three shorter aliens

Came to his house.

And told him,

They were from the planet Sirius,

And conducting a survey

 

Of the earth,

And had some

questions

 

For Sam Adams

 

They had picked him,

Because they considered him

A subject matter expert

On the topic of love.

 

Which was one

Of the five things,

That they could not understand

 

About humanity.

No one else

Among the one million

Intelligent species,

Had such a concept.

 

Sam asked what the

other things were

That they did not understand

They said,

 

US and global

politics,

God

Gun Violence

Climate Change

 

And finally, the issue of love,

 

Sam told them,

Let’s discuss these

issues

 

Over a beer,

The beer is on me.

Since you are visitors.

 

When they got

the Cosmos Bar

Sam introduced them

to the owner

 

And ordered drinks

The owner said to them,

 

Space aliens drinking in my bar.

Why not?

 

And served them their drinks

On the house, she said.

 

The aliens said,

 

Let’s start with love,

 

Tell us what this thing is

You called love,

 

You see in the whole

universe

There is no such concept

Of romantic love.

 

In most cultures, there are marriages

And most people are bisexual

And group marriages are the norm

 

Love is seen

As merely sexual attraction

And most people pick their partners

 

From computer-generated links

For we have figured

it all out

 

It simply matching attractions

And computers can figure that out

 

Not a big deal at all.

But you persist in

denying

 

That love is nothing but

A chemical DNA thing.

Designed to promote

Mating and carrying babies.

 

Explain to me

 

Since the media has dubbed you

The most romantic man

In the world

 

So again, explain it

to us

 

What is love?

 

Sam Adams answered

 

It comes down to this

Love is mysterious

Love is magic.

 

There is a certain Zen element

To love

 

A certain Taoist

element as well

 

Those who can define

it

Have never experienced it

 

And those who have experienced it

Can never describe it.

 

Love is what it is

And sometime

It is what it ain’t.

 

One cannot define it

But you know it

When it happens.

 

One can say a few

things

 

Love happens

When you least expect it.

 

Love creeps up on you

Love happens

When you are washing dishes,

 

Drinking wine.

Dancing at a club

Making love

For the first time

 

Or the 10,000th time,

And every time

It is different

 

Then the time before.

Love happens when you

give up

 

Searching for love,

Waiting for love,

Wishing for love,

 

Wishing for the one.

Then one day

The one walks out

 

Of your dreams,

And into your life

Becoming your spouse.

 

He told them a story

 

About his own love story,

 

“One day, my spouse

Was berating me

For all my myriad faults

All my sins against her

 

My omissions and

commissions

Malfeasance and misfeasance

 

Things I had done

And things I had failed to do.

 

All of which

I acknowledged

And apologized for

 

But finally,

 

I had enough

 

I said,

 

“Well, if I am so bad

So horrible

So evil a creature

And a person you hate

So much,

 

Why

Did you marry me?”

 

She laughed,

 

“Temporary insanity

And I am still insane.

Thirty-nine years later”.

 

We both laughed

And fell in love

Again,

As always,

 

We fall in love

With each other

Every day,

Every moment

Every second

 

We see each other.

 

It dawned on Sam

He had the answer

To the question

 

Told the Space aliens,

 

“And that my space alien friends,

Is the true unknowable madness

The true Zen spirit of love”.

 

“Let’s drink to

the magic of love”.

 

Finishing his beer

and ordering

Another round,

 

The lead alien said

 

“Well, that was

interesting

 

And I think we begin

To understand you all

A bit more.

 

You are indeed

The most interesting people

In the whole universe

 

And have the best

beer

Whiskey and coffee

 

In the known universe”.

 

And they drank

And talked all night long

Discussing everything

 

Sam tried to answer

their questions

 

But he so many

for them as well.

 

They told Sam about

the universe

 

And our place in it

And their plans for us.

 

The bartender had

Alerted the media

 

Who showed up,

at sunrise,

 

as they were

wrapping things up

 

drinking coffee

to finish the night.

 

The aliens did an

interview

 

And said Sam had explained

The greatest mystery of humanity

What is love?

 

And they said,

We will be back soon

 

Tell your leaders

To expect us.

 

And Sam,

 

Next time,

we will pick you up.

Some drinks

from our planet,

And the drinks are on us.

 

My Favorite Things

wine
wine

These are among me

favorite things

 

Drinking coffee in the morning

While watching the news

 

And writing in my journals

Recalling my dreams.

 

Talking to my wife

 

When she wakes up

Filling the room

With the light

 

Of her love.

Dispatching me

nightmares

 

Replacing them

With love and happiness.

 

Drinking tea

In the afternoon

 

As I work on my blog.

 

Evening drinking wine

At sunset

 

With my wife

The love of my life.

 

By my side

If I have her

 

I am the richest person

In the world.

 

Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace

 

Sometimes watching the news

Particularly FOX news

One would think

That we are living in 1955

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

One would think

That we are living

In the red scare

Of the 1950s

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

When communism

Was a real threat

To American style capitalism

 

Repeat after me

 

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

They call the democrats

Communists, socialists, and sometimes

Fascists

 

As if these three things

Are the same

 

Repeat after me

 

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

And they have resurrected

Some of the overheated rhetoric

Of that era

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

But fortunately

Most people are not buying

What they are selling

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

Most people don’t think

That the communists are out

To destroy America

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

Realizing that there

are no communists

Left in the world

 

Except for a few hard-core

believers.

in Berkeley

 

Even the Chinese

Are not communist anymore

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communists

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

Communism died in 1990

Some

of the MAGA crowd

 

Don’t know that

Because they have

been brainwashed

 

for on the fox alternative world

it is still 1955

communists are out to get you

and scary brown people too!

 

And LGBTQ people

Are out to turn you gay

 

Or perhaps

 

They  have been asleep

Since 1990.

 

Speaker Johnson

How can you say

That everyone going

To the No Kings Day Protest

Is  a communist

 

And it is being organized

And funded by the communist party

 

By Communist Chinese

or North Korean money

secretly laundered through

George Soros’ foundation?

 

 

There are only

10,000 CPA members

Left alive

 

And 7 million patriotic Americans

Showed up

They can’t all be communists can

they?

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communism is dead

 

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Index

  1. Just a Halloween Nightmare
  2. Halloween Is Coming Too Soon
  3. Poisonous Junk Food Killng Us Slowly
  4. Ode to the Lowly Doughnut
  5. MAGA Neighbor Saw Me as the Devil Incarnate
  6. My Favorite Time Of Day
  7. Seeing The Taj Mahal
  8. Nice Weather For Ducks
  9. Learning He Was Jewish On Rosh Hashana
  10. Your Love Still Gives Me A Thrill
  11. Korean Winter Blues
  12. When I First Saw You
  13. Robot Lady Bug
  14. Sam Adams Returns To The Green Beaches Of Oregon
  15. Oceans Dying
  16. Climate Is Changing
  17. Evil Winds Haiku
  18. What Do Trees Think Of Us?
  19. Walking Along The Winter Korean Beach
  20. 11 Winter Haiflu/Senryu
  21. Sunsets Of Love
  22. The Elephant In The Room
  23. Contaza Love Poem
  24. Sam Adams Cutting Words
  25. What Is Love Explained To A Space Alien
  26. Neo-50ths Return of The Red Menace

Beginning Poems

Just a Halloween Nightmare

on Halloween

Sam Adams

went drinking

 

in the Cosmos Bar

In Soi Cowboy

Bangkok, Thailand

 

He woke up

in a dark, dangerous forest

lit by the evil full moon

 

creatures

out of his worst nightmares

saw him

 

The Chief of them all

Wears a Trumpian mask

Complete with orange hair

Half-human half pig

 

His deputy

Wears the face of Putin

But his body

Half-human, half-horse,

 

The other creatures wear masks

Many of them wear

Green Pepe the alt-right

 

Symbolic frog masks

And I have T-shirts

Bearing alt right slogans

And Nazi symbols

 

And as they prance about

They chant alt-right slogans

And neo-Nazi chants

 

Jews will not replace us

 

And the rest of these creatures

Are hideous beasts

Apes, cannibals, demons, dwarves,

Goblins, leprechauns, imps, monsters, orcs,

Pirates, satyrs, werewolves, zombies,

 

start chasing him

chanting

 

“Death to all humans

Sam Adams must die”

 

Just when they are about

To catch him

He wakes up

In his bed

 

Just another

Halloween nightmare

He concluded

 

 

Halloween is Coming Too Soon

Black cat on old rock wall Halloween night

It seems to me

That it is absurd

In the US

That COSTCO and Home Depot

Start putting out Halloween decor

In July

Christmas too

Way too soon

I say

 

Poisonous Junk Food Killing Us Slowly

So much of what we eat

It is not good for us

In fact

Most junk food

It is nothing but poison

Designed to be so delicious

As we eat ourselves

Into an early grave

 

Ode to the Lowly Doughnut

 

Many years ago

I used to take a coffee break

About 10 am

And had a donut and coffee

With my colleague

Sadly, being pre-diabetic

I have not eaten doughnuts in years.

MAGA Neighbor Saw Me as the Devil Incarnate

 

I used to have a neighbor

In Medford, Oregon

Who hated me with passion.

Because I had my Korean relatives

Staying with me and she was a hard cord

MAGA all the way Christian fundamentalist

Who no doubt saw me and my relatives

As the Devil incarnate.

 

My Favorite Time of Day

 

My favorite time

Of day

Is sunset

 

Cocktail hour

When I drink wine

 

Occasionally rum

Or whiskey

With my wife

 

Seeing the Taj Mahal

They say

There are two types

Of people

In this world

Those who have seen

The Taj Mahal

And those

who have not

 

Nice Weather for Ducks

 

God’s Power is demonstrated through His Creation… (see Romans 1:21)

In Seattle

During the winter it rains

The common Winter  greeting

 

“Is nice weather

For ducks”

 

Who loves to play

In rainy days

Of Seattle’s winter

 

Learning He Was Jewish on Rosh Hashana

US Holocaust Museum

Sam Adams found out

Via DNA testing

On Rosh Hashanah

He was part Jewish.

 

That he indeed

was part Jewish.

 

10%

according to the DNA test

confirming family lore.

 

His Uncle said

he had a great grandfather

On his grandmother’s side

 

Who was a Russian

and Ukrainian Jew.

And part Mongolian

As most Eastern Europeans are

 

He went to dinner with Jewish friends

Celebrating his first Rosh Hashana

As a Jewish man.

 

The next day while touring

the Holocaust museum

For the first time in his life

Sam Adams encountered

three young MAGA white boys

 

Wearing red MAGA  hats

and making sexually

suggestive jokes

about Jewish women

 

While they were touring

the Holocaust museum.

 

One wondered if the Nazi guards

Were given an opportunity

To have sex

with Jewish women

 

Before they were sent

To the gas chambers

to be killed.

 

Sam Adams was very angry

and wanted to confront

the MAGA  white boys

But finally decided what the hell,

 

It would not

Make a difference

 

They might think

that he was just

An old Jewish man.

 

And dismiss his complaints.

 

For them

 

clearly

 

Did

Not

understand

Nor

Care

At

all

 

How utterly deplorable

Disgusting and vile

Such comments were

 

Especially in

the Holocaust museum

 

The Holocaust museum

moved him deeply

 

And he vowed to himself

that he would do all

he could

 

to make sure

The world would never

see another Holocaust

 

 

Your Love Still Gives Me a thrill

Ever since I met you

My life has been a thriller

Filled with love

Mystery and desire

And thrills and spills

 

Every day

Filled with surprises

Filled with love

Filled with you

 

I fall in love with you

Every moment, every minute

Every second I see you

 

You

Always

Gives me such a thrill

 

You are indeed

The thrill

of my heart

 

And, baby,

The thrill is not gone away

From me

 

Will be with me

Forever

until the day

I die.

 

Korean Winter Blues

 

Korean winters

Are shorter than before—

Impact of climate change.

 

Can get very cold

As Siberian winds

Blow in from Russia,

 

Putting the whole country

Under a deep freeze—

Polar vortex.

 

It does not snow

Too much

Except in the mountains.

 

The coldest day

I ever experienced

Was in Korea

Back in 1979.

 

The AFKN radio announcer

Said it was minus 70 F

(57.C Celsius)

that morning.

 

I could not shave

For one week

 

Just too damn cold

Hot water for shaving

Froze instantly

 

When I First Saw You

When I first saw you

In my dreams,

 

You mesmerized me,

You hypnotized me.

You bewitched me

You put a love spell

On me

 

Your love, mojo

Working overtime.

 

Sparks flew

From heart to heart.

 

You were mine

And I was yours.

 

We knew it—

Someday,

We would be

Together.

 

It took eight years

Before you walked

Off a bus

And into my life,

 

Becoming my wife,

My eternal soul mate.

 

 

Robot ladybug

Robot ladybug

doing its ladybug thing

no more natural bugs left

 

 

Sam Adams returns to the Green Beaches of Oregon

 

lovers on a beach
lovers on a beach

Sam Adams

Returned to his native Oregon

Just after the end of the world

 

When the Coronavirus

Had finally morphed,

Into the dreaded zombie flu

 

And the zombie apocalypse

Ravaged the earth.

 

Sam Adams like a few others

Was immune

 

He returned to the Oregon coast

Walking the lonely empty

Verdant green beaches.

 

Looking for survivors

Finally found a few people

And they formed a little community.

 

Brought together by fate

They bonded

 

As they walked

The lonely beaches.

 

Oceans Dying

 

The whole world

Seems to be dying

 

The world seems

to be burning

 

Wildfires everywhere.

Megadrought out west,

 

Monster storms everywhere,

Leader’s dither and dather,

doing nothing.

 

but play the blame game

As the oceans

continue to die

 

Climate is Changing

 

climate is changing

bad weather is everywhere

California burns

 

Evil Winds Haiku

 

evil winds blowing

California burning

Santa Anna Wind

 

What Do Trees Think of Us?

 

what do the trees think

About us human beings

Do they fear humans?

 

 

Walking along the Winter Korean Beach

 

Walking along the

Winter Korean Beach

With the love of my life

By my side,

 

She looks at me

With red hot love

Flames shooting

From her black eyes,

 

Melting away my heart

Driving out the cold

of the winter beach.

 

11 Winter Haiku/Senryu

Published in Failed Haiku, December 2021

As winter settles in, so too do the ghosts of memory, pandemic fears, and seasonal melancholy.

These ten haiku and senryu reflect the emotional landscape of winter 2021·2022, a time marked by isolation and reflection. Originally published in Failed Haiku, this collection captures fleeting moments  of sorrow, resilience, and quiet contemplation.

Winter Is Coming

 

Winter is coming

Cold winds whisper through the trees

Christmas drawing near

 

The COVID Virus

 

The COVID virus

Surging everywhere it seems

Winter discontent

 

Goodbye, 2021

 

Winter is coming

Two thousand twenty-two looms

Goodbye, twenty-one

 

Fading Memory

 

2021

Fading into memory

Good riddance, we say

 

Corona Ghosts Rise

corona
corona

Dreading the winter

Dreading more COVID to come

Corona ghosts rise

 

Winter Depression

 

COVID fears re-emerging

Travel restrictions return

Winter is very cold

 

Whispers in the Wind

 

Winter is so cold

With so many ghosts around

Whispers in the wind

 

COVID Ghosts Whisper

 

COVID ghosts whisper

Crying in the winter wind

YouTube blues playing

 

Corona Ghosts Dance

 

Corona ghosts dance

Wintertime sadness returns

Recalling the lost

 

Revelations

 

Winter beginning death

Are the end times coming soon?

Revelations true?

 

Snowing Winter Haiflu

 

snowing winter night

so many corona ghosts

voices crying in the wind

 

 

Sunsets of Love

My favorite time of

day

Is sunset

 

As the sun begins to set,

I pour a glass of wine for my wife

Or sometimes rum or whiskey

 

And sit down for dinner.

Drinking our drink

While watching the sunset,

 

Over the western sea.

Sometimes,

we take a walk

 

At sunset and watch the sun

Sink beneath the west sea

Off Yeoungjong Island

 

Near the Incheon airport town.

We live on an island

So, the sea is all around us,

 

The park nearby

It has splendid sea views.

 

And the mountain top

It is a great place

To catch the sunset

 

Over the nearby sea.

My favorite sunset story

 

Though comes from Barbados,

In the Caribbean sea.

 

At the right time,

Of the year,

Usually in winter,

 

At sunset,

When the weather

cooperates

 

With a few clouds

in the sky

As the sun sets,

 

You might be lucky

You might experience the green flash

the entire sky turns bright green,

for a flash of a second,

 

then settles down

into evening calm.

I experienced it four times

 

Four times in three years

Always a special occasion.

 

The locals always

claim

 

If you look for the green flash

It will not flash

 

But when you are

ready

It will show its magic

 

And you will be lucky

The next day.

 

And we celebrated

With a glass of Mt Guy rum

 

A perfect way

To end, a perfect sunset.

 

But in the end,

If I have

my wife

By my side,

 

The sunset will always

Be a magical ending

 

For another day.

In our earthy

paradise,

 

Spent with love

Of my life

by my side.

 

The Elephant in the Room

In watching

the news coverage

 

Of the rising crime wave

 

There is one thing missing

Everyone skirts around it

 

No one wants to deal with it

No one wants to talk

about it

 

No one wants to do anything else

 

The elephant in the room.

 

GUNS

 

GUNS

 

GUNS

 

GUNS

 

MORE GUNS

 

GUNS FOR EVERYONE

 

NO LIMITS

 

NO LICENSE

 

GO GET A GUN.

And Blow Someone Away

 

The result

 

More deaths

 

Guns kill people.

That is what they

 

Are designed to do

 

That is Buddha nature

Of guns after all.

 

So easy to pull the

trigger

 

Blow someone away

Dead people tell no tales.

 

MUST

 

GET

 

MY

GUN

 

The elephant in the room

 

Smiles

 

The NRA smiles

Their work is done.

 

Contaza Love Poem

 

On one fine day, she

came to me

 

She came to me

in a dream that date

 

Later I met her, it was fate.

She was that I want

to be

 

Within weeks

she became my life

 

Months later she

became my wife.

 

When I saw her, I knew

it was she

 

The day we met,

we went for food

 

Seeing her there,

lifted my mood.

 

From that moment

she would be mine.

 

From that date we

became we

 

For that date

in late September

 

Is a date

I will remember.

 

Sam Adams Cutting Words

 

Sam Adams

Has a bitter sarcastic

Cutting attitude

 

Infamous for his

Sam Adam’s wit

Much feared and hated

 

But many laughed along

 

As his wit

was just so funny

Unless you were the

victim

 

Of his verbal cuts

and put-downs.

 

Often unloading

on people

His bitter sarcastic

cuts

 

Designed to humiliate

And hurt,

zeroing in on your faults.

 

A true master

Of the kiss up

Kick down

Intimidation philosophy of life.

 

He was a verbal bully

And like most bullies

Could dish it out

 

But I did not appreciate it

 

When it was returned

Back to him.

 

What is Love Explained to a Space Alien

 

One day a spaceship

landed

Near Sam Adams’s house,

 

And a tall alien

Dressed in silver

 

Accompanied by three shorter aliens

Came to his house.

And told him,

They were from the planet Sirius,

And conducting a survey

 

Of the earth,

And had some

questions

 

For Sam Adams

 

They had picked him,

Because they considered him

A subject matter expert

On the topic of love.

 

Which was one

Of the five things,

That they could not understand

 

About humanity.

No one else

Among the one million

Intelligent species,

Had such a concept.

 

Sam asked what the

other things were

That they did not understand

They said,

 

US and global

politics,

God

Gun Violence

Climate Change

 

And finally, the issue of love,

 

Sam told them,

Let’s discuss these

issues

 

Over a beer,

The beer is on me.

Since you are visitors.

 

When they got

the Cosmos Bar

Sam introduced them

to the owner

 

And ordered drinks

The owner said to them,

 

Space aliens drinking in my bar.

Why not?

 

And served them their drinks

On the house, she said.

 

The aliens said,

 

Let’s start with love,

 

Tell us what this thing is

You called love,

 

You see in the whole

universe

There is no such concept

Of romantic love.

 

In most cultures, there are marriages

And most people are bisexual

And group marriages are the norm

 

Love is seen

As merely sexual attraction

And most people pick their partners

 

From computer-generated links

For we have figured

it all out

 

It simply matching attractions

And computers can figure that out

 

Not a big deal at all.

But you persist in

denying

 

That love is nothing but

A chemical DNA thing.

Designed to promote

Mating and carrying babies.

 

Explain to me

 

Since the media has dubbed you

The most romantic man

In the world

 

So again, explain it

to us

 

What is love?

 

Sam Adams answered

 

It comes down to this

Love is mysterious

Love is magic.

 

There is a certain Zen element

To love

 

A certain Taoist

element as well

 

Those who can define

it

Have never experienced it

 

And those who have experienced it

Can never describe it.

 

Love is what it is

And sometime

It is what it ain’t.

 

One cannot define it

But you know it

When it happens.

 

One can say a few

things

 

Love happens

When you least expect it.

 

Love creeps up on you

Love happens

When you are washing dishes,

 

Drinking wine.

Dancing at a club

Making love

For the first time

 

Or the 10,000th time,

And every time

It is different

 

Then the time before.

Love happens when you

give up

 

Searching for love,

Waiting for love,

Wishing for love,

 

Wishing for the one.

Then one day

The one walks out

 

Of your dreams,

And into your life

Becoming your spouse.

 

He told them a story

 

About his own love story,

 

“One day, my spouse

Was berating me

For all my myriad faults

All my sins against her

 

My omissions and

commissions

Malfeasance and misfeasance

 

Things I had done

And things I had failed to do.

 

All of which

I acknowledged

And apologized for

 

But finally,

 

I had enough

 

I said,

 

“Well, if I am so bad

So horrible

So evil a creature

And a person you hate

So much,

 

Why

Did you marry me?”

 

She laughed,

 

“Temporary insanity

And I am still insane.

Thirty-nine years later”.

 

We both laughed

And fell in love

Again,

As always,

 

We fall in love

With each other

Every day,

Every moment

Every second

 

We see each other.

 

It dawned on Sam

He had the answer

To the question

 

Told the Space aliens,

 

“And that my space alien friends,

Is the true unknowable madness

The true Zen spirit of love”.

 

“Let’s drink to

the magic of love”.

 

Finishing his beer

and ordering

Another round,

 

The lead alien said

 

“Well, that was

interesting

 

And I think we begin

To understand you all

A bit more.

 

You are indeed

The most interesting people

In the whole universe

 

And have the best

beer

Whiskey and coffee

 

In the known universe”.

 

And they drank

And talked all night long

Discussing everything

 

Sam tried to answer

their questions

 

But he so many

for them as well.

 

They told Sam about

the universe

 

And our place in it

And their plans for us.

 

The bartender had

Alerted the media

 

Who showed up,

at sunrise,

 

as they were

wrapping things up

 

drinking coffee

to finish the night.

 

The aliens did an

interview

 

And said Sam had explained

The greatest mystery of humanity

What is love?

 

And they said,

We will be back soon

 

Tell your leaders

To expect us.

 

And Sam,

 

Next time,

we will pick you up.

Some drinks

from our planet,

And the drinks are on us.

 

My Favorite Things

wine
wine

These are among me

favorite things

 

Drinking coffee in the morning

While watching the news

 

And writing in my journals

Recalling my dreams.

 

Talking to my wife

 

When she wakes up

Filling the room

With the light

 

Of her love.

Dispatching me

nightmares

 

Replacing them

With love and happiness.

 

Drinking tea

In the afternoon

 

As I work on my blog.

 

Evening drinking wine

At sunset

 

With my wife

The love of my life.

 

By my side

If I have her

 

I am the richest person

In the world.

 

Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace

 

Sometimes watching the news

Particularly FOX news

One would think

That we are living in 1955

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

One would think

That we are living

In the red scare

Of the 1950s

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

When communism

Was a real threat

To American style capitalism

 

Repeat after me

 

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

They call the democrats

Communists, socialists, and sometimes

Fascists

 

As if these three things

Are the same

 

Repeat after me

 

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

And they have resurrected

Some of the overheated rhetoric

Of that era

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

But fortunately

Most people are not buying

What they are selling

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

Most people don’t think

That the communists are out

To destroy America

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

Realizing that there

are no communists

Left in the world

 

Except for a few hard-core

believers.

in Berkeley

 

Even the Chinese

Are not communist anymore

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communists

There are no communists left

Communists are dead.

 

Communism died in 1990

Some

of the MAGA crowd

 

Don’t know that

Because they have

been brainwashed

 

for on the fox alternative world

it is still 1955

communists are out to get you

and scary brown people too!

 

And LGBTQ people

Are out to turn you gay

 

Or perhaps

 

They  have been asleep

Since 1990.

 

Speaker Johnson

How can you say

That everyone going

To the No Kings Day Protest

Is  a communist

 

And it is being organized

And funded by the communist party

 

By Communist Chinese

or North Korean money

secretly laundered through

George Soros’ foundation?

 

 

There are only

10,000 CPA members

Left alive

 

And 7 million patriotic Americans

Showed up

They can’t all be communists can

they?

 

Repeat after me

 

The democrats are not communist

There are no communists left

Communism is dead

 

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One of my pet peeves is Stores putting out Halloween decorations in July!

Here are my Halloween stories and poems written over the years

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Halloween Poems and Stories

Pumpkin Spice Latte Halloween

On Halloween Eve

All Hell Breaks Out

Day One October 19, 2020 Contemplating The Falling Leaves Of Autumn
Day 2 October 2020 Nightmares Scenes From A Hellish Nightmare
Day 3 October 21, 2020 Maid Laird Strikes Again Tanka (Halloween Challenge Day 3)
Day 4 October 22, 20202 Ghost Poem Corona Ghosts March On Who Demanding Justice
Day 5, October 23, 2020 Ekphrastic Challenge The Grim Reaper Comes For Us
Day 6 October 24, 2020 Pumpkin Patch Great Pumpkin Rises Again
Day 7 October 25., 2020 Haunted House The Haunted House At The End Of The World
Day 8 October 26, 2020– The Door Slammed Loudly I Was Home Alone
Day 9 October 27, 2020 Dark Prophecy-Fascism Comes To America – Halloween Challenge Day 9
Day 10, October 28, 2020 My Mother’s Secrets Conversation With A Ghost -Halloween Contest Day 10 Spooky Conversation
Day 11, October 29, 2020 Costume Halloween Party From Hell
Day 12 October 30, 2020 Halloween Costume Party
Day 13, October 31, 2020 Trick Or Treating In The Era Of Covid

Vault 56 Words Pensively 101 Prompt

Corona Mask

Writing Com Challenge October 13 To October 31

Fifty Word Prose Horror Poems Published In Every Writer

 

The Mad Laird Strikes Again

The Mad Bagpiper Of Berkeley

General Corona Got Your Baby

Waiting For The Grim Reaper

Wild Things Run Amuck

Screaming News Drives Me Mad

Corona Horror Haiku

The Mad Laird Strikes Again Haiku
In The Scottish Moors
Hearing The Bagpipes
Mad Laird Runs At You
The Mad Bagpiper Of Berkeley Haiku

General Corona Got Your Baby

The Mad Corona  General

Waiting For The Grim Reaper

Wild Things Run Amuck Haiku

Screaming News Drives Me Mad Haiku

The Mad Laird Strikes Again

The Mad Bagpiper Of Berkeley

General Corona Got Your Baby

Waiting For The Grim Reaper

Wild Things Run Amuck

The Gorgon Of Bangkok

Halloween Arrives Haiku

Giant Spaceships Arrive

The Aliens Took Over The Earth In A Night Of Violence And Terror.

One Sunday Morning At 9 Am The Animals Of The World All Woke Up

Halloween Banned

Halloween Party Ends Up In Hell

The Witches’s Halloween

Halloween Nightmares

Tell No One

The Haunted Forest In Tilden Park

The Great Pumpkin Emerges On Halloween

Melissa Summons The Dark Lord

The Grim Reaper Gathers His Posse

Haunted House Acrostic

Frankenstein’s Monster Kills Him

The Legend Of Dracula

Jack Skelton Cinquin

Morticia Adams Free Verse

Nightmare Visions

Joe Lewis Meets the Grim Reaper 

Halloween Coming Too Soon

Last July

Cosco, and Home Depot

Started showing Halloween decorations

Even Christmas Decorations.

 

Months before the hollidays

Perhaps in a desperate attempt

To get shoppers in the mood

To buy buy buy

For the holidays.

 

Meanwhile on the streets

Of Medford

Halloween decorations appeared

In September!

 

Ugh enough

Too much I say,

 

Recalling that when

I was a young lad

Halloween decorations.

 

Appears in the stores

In Early October

As it should be.

 

And Christmas decorations

Appeared in late November.

 

Early July for Halloween

Way to early

I think.

“ON Halloween Eve” – This poem features goblins, ghosts, and wild things coming out to play on Halloween Eve1.

 

On Halloween Eve

Goblins, ghosts, and wild things

Come out to hunt us

“All Hell Breaks Loose” – A poem about the gates of hell opening on Halloween night, leading to a night of sheer terror and mayhem2.

ON Halloween night the gates of hell open

All Hell Breaks Loose

by jake cosmos aller

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Halloween In June

“Halloween Challenge 13 Poems” – A collection of 13 Halloween-themed poems written for the Local Gems Halloween Chapbook competition3.

 

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dark poetry

Local Gems Press

 

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Contemplating the Falling Leaves of Autumn

 

Walking the path
In the forest near my house
Every day I see the changing colors
Of the fall season

 

Always a time for reflection
For contemplation
Thinking about the past
And the future

 

As I contemplate each step
The vivid colors of the fall
a forecast of the coming winter
peaking about my birthday
contemplation of life

and the path I have taken

looking at the love of my life
fills me joy and laughter
dispelling the moodiness
of fall

Scenes from a Hellish Nightmare

Note: From a real nightmare End Note

 

I am in a room
Drinking at a party
And smoking weed
Drinking up a storm

20 drinks too sober
Watching people all around me

Change into hideous creatures
Monsters from the deepest depths of hell

Everyone in the room
Has been transformed except me

 

The Chief of them all
Wears a Trumpian mask
Complete with orange hair
Half-human half pig

His deputy
Wears the face of Putin
But his body
Half-human, half-horse,

 

The other creatures wear masks
Many of them wear
Green Pepe the alt-right
Symbolic frog masks

 

And have T-shirts
Bearing alt right slogans
And Nazi symbols

 

And as they prance about
They chant alt. Right slogans
And neo-Nazi chants
Jews will not replace us

 

And the rest of these creatures
Are hideous ugly beasts
Apes, cannibals, demons, dwarfs,
Goblins, leprechauns, Imps, monsters, orcs,
Pirates, satyrs, werewolves, Zombies,

 

With only a vestige of humanity left
And these monsters are engaged
In all sorts of foul evil deeds

 

Murder violence death
All around ,
And non-stop

violent drug-fueled orgies

As these creatures

Half-human, half-monsters,
Half-male, half-female creatures

Snort coke, cocaine, speed
Drop acid, Smoke weed
drink vodka shots
Scotch, bourbon, beer

 

The Trumpian Pig leads the charge
Starts engaging in sodomy with Putin
Who chases after people

Cutting off their heads with his sword

They turn on to their fellow creatures

Raping and killing each other
and eating their fellow creatures
All night long

 

Then they attack me
Screaming

Jews will not replace us

And I wake up

Screaming
As the sun comes up
Just another nightmare

 

Maid Laird Strikes Again Tanka (Halloween Challenge Day 3)

 

walking the Scottish Moors
Sam encounters the mad laird
The mad laird haunting
Stalking the lone hikers
Killing them cut off their heads

 

Corona Ghosts are Angry

ghosts
ghosts

The corona ghosts meet up in Limbo
One million corona ghosts
From all over the world

The corona ghosts are angry

Their voices not heard
Just echoes in the wind

 

They decide to manifest themselves
To haunt the WH, the congress
The state capitols

The world capitols
In a one day massive
Corona ghost protest

 

The corona ghosts swarm the WH
Overwhelming the secret service

Demanding to meet the president

He came out
Met with them

 

General Corona appeared
And the President
Joined the Corona ghosts

In the end

Just another Corona ghost

The Grim Reaper comes for us

Sam Adams knew that his time was up
He knew for he had a forewarning

In his dream, he saw the Grim reaper
Waiting for him

Along highway 666

grimm reaper
grimm reaper

Beckoning him to join him
On the back of his cursed Harley
To ride down the highway to hell

 

Sam got up
Got his will updated
Looked at his wife

One last time

Prayed to the gods

All of them
To send him to the other place

 

Rather that the hell
That the grim reaper
Had promised him

 

There was a knock on the door
A telegram had arrived

 

It said
Your appointment for judgment
Is today

 

You may end up in the other place
Be prepared and be afraid

Your ride arrives at midnight

At midnight
The grim reaper
Dressed in black leather
Arrived on his cursed Harley

Said your ride awaits
Fortunate one

 

We are going to limbo
Where you will wait
With the others
To hear your fate

 

And away they went
Down the celestial highway
Bypassing highway 666

Exiting in limbo

He walked into a huge hallway

Thousands of people milling around

He looked up at the signs

Welcome to Limbo
No talking
No smoking
No phone usage – no reception anyway

 

Wait your turn
For your judgment date
The hour is late

But you will learn your fate
On this your cosmic judgment date

 

His number is called
He walks up

The angel bureaucrat
Dressed in a Mr. Smith black suit
Holds a hand-held computer

His life flashes on the screen
65 years condensed

Into a one minute video

 

An amber light flashes

The bureaucrat reads the judgment

 

Mr. Sam Adams

You are given five more years
Get your act together

 

Do good deeds

When you come back

You will face one last judgment

He walks outside

A taxi awaits
Takes him home

 

He wakes up
Drinks coffee with his wife

And the day resumes

Great Pumpkin Rising again

 

 

great pumpkin
great pumpkin

Lonely Linus sits in his pumpkin patch
With snoopy his faithful delusional dog
Waiting for the Great Pumpkin

 

An annual ritual
Only Linus knows
That the Great Pumpkin exists

No one else knows
No one else cares

Linus prepares for another night

Then the great pumpkin arises

A ghostly spirit
Comes out of the moonlight

 

Who dare calls me
The great pumpkin demands

Who is ready to die?

 

It is I, Linus, your biggest supporter

Tell me oh Great Pumpkin
What is your wish?

 

The great pumpkin growls

Tell your folks to vote

Time for the orange man

to meet his doom

 

The great pumpkin laughs
His visage appears
On the TV networks

The great pumpkin demands
President Trump

Time to meet your maker

 

And dispatches General Corona
To finish the job

Linus is given his heart’s desires

To become a great man

Lord of all he surveys
With Snoopy by his side

 

The great pumpkin smiles

Giving a ride to Linus

who rides into the future ,
On the back of the great pumpkin

 

The Haunted House at the End of the World

There is an old long-abandoned ruined house
On the edge of a forest in the hills,
About an hour out of the town of Medford
Overlooking the Rogue River valley

The house was once a mansion
But over time it became semi-ruined

The old man who lived there
Became a hermit seldom going out

 

No one really knew him
He kept to himself

 

Then one day

General corona came for a visit
The old man became nothing
But another corona ghost

 

The house continued standing looking out
On the hill overlooking the valley

Now filled with corona ghosts
As General Corona wiped out,
The entire valley of all humanity

The Door Slammed Loudly I Was Home Alone

 

I was all alone
Watching the morning news

Filled with omens,

Dangerous thoughts,

Nightmarish reality,

 

A thousand people a day dying,

Fires burning,

Storms churning,

Black lives dying,

Protestors clashing

Election day looming,

End of the world feelings

The door slammed loudly

I yell out

Who’s there

 

Nothing but corona ghosts
Crying in the wind

Dark Prophecy-Fascism Comes to America – Halloween

trump jpg
trump jpg

Back in 2016 when I was traveling
Across the country with my wife
I had a series of darkly prophetic dreams
I dreamt that Donald Trump would be elected
And usher in a slide towards fascism

 

And unfortunately, I was right
So, what are my dreams telling me now
What are my prophetic nightmares

Will they come true again?

I dream that Donald Trump was anointed

By the Supreme Court which ruled
That given the potential for fraud
All mail in ballots would be tossed aside
And Donald Trump who had lost the popular vote
Once again won in the electoral college

 

He vowed retribution against his enemies
The fake media and the millions of people
Who dared to vote against him

He called upon his supporters
To go forth and rough up

Fuck up as he put it
Liberals and anti-Americans

Declared martial law

Protests would be illegal
The military would enforce the decree
And they did sending troops across the land

Declared that the democratic party
Was anti-American

And he would not allow them
To serve in Congress, or the Senate

 

The SC refused to rule against him
Thus fascism came to America

And my dark prophecy came true

 My Mother’s Secrets Conversation With A Ghost –

My mother died in 2007
We buried her in Berkeley
Near her house

 

Whenever I am in the area
I drop by
And talk with her
Imaging she is there

 

One day when I dropped by
I asked her about
Many things in her past

For she took so many secrets
With her to her grave

 

So Mary, quite contrary
Tell me the truth now

Tell me about your past life
Tell me your secrets

 

I heard a voice
Crying out in the wind

John John John
Do you want to really know
My secrets?

 

I responded

Yes I do

She whispered them to me
But made me vow
To keep her secrets
And take them to my grave

 

And so I can not
Must not reveal
All the shocking stories
Of her life

 

She told me that I needed
To also talk to my father
For he too had secrets

To tell me

I told her

That I would at some point
Make a visit
To the family grave
In Yakima

 

And finally learn
The family secrets
They should have told me
While they were alive

Halloween Poem Costumes from Hell

 

I am at a Halloween party
Everyone is wearing a costume
Including me

I am dressed like an ancient King
My wife is dressed as the angel she is
The party turns wild
Everyone is getting high

Drinking up a storm
Smoking weed
Snorting coke
Dropping acid

The music is wild and crazy
Then through the fog of it all
I see the devil
Parading in front of the crowd

Screaming death
To all democrats

Trump and Putin appear together
Running into the crowds
The crowd chatting lock him up
Lock him up

Biden is paraded in front
Of the blood thirsty crowd

The devil yells off with his head
Putin and Trump
Behead him
Screaming like escaped banshees
I try to wake up from this nightmare

Realizing it is all live
On CNN

And I am dead
The world has ended
Evil has triumphed
Once again

Halloween Costume Party

I am at a Halloween costume party
Dressed like an ancient laird
Angela is dressed in a red devil custom
And we are having a good time

 

Everyone is getting wild
And frisky
Soon the mood turns dark
And foul

 

Bad craziness fills the room
The devil makes his appearance
And we realize

We are all doomed
To end our life

At this party

Where we all become
Children of the damn

 Trick or Treating In The Era Of Covid

covid 19
covid 19

 

Halloween in the era of covid
So strange
With the covid virus
Ever lurking

With CDC

discouraging trick or tweeting
With masks on every face

Everyone

wearing a costume

The trick is not to get sick

The treat is still the candy
The goal of all children
Everywhere

Candy more candy
Visits to the dentist be damned

Hopefully General Corona
Will keep his troops at bay

 

Dark Secrets

I have a secret vault in my mind
It is a dark corner of my soul
Where I hide away

All the dark dangerous thoughts
That come out

4 am 0 dark hundred
When the wild things
Escape their leashes

Screaming like escaped banshees
Then with the dawning light
I put them back into the vault

masked woman
masked woman

 

My corona mask
Hiding my face behind it
Hiding my fears

My wife removing the mask
Seeing my lovely face

The Mad Laird Strikes Again

 

Sam Adams is doing a Scottish walkabout. There were rumors of a mad laird killing hikers along the lonely moors. He heard bagpipes in the fog then saw a man on a black horse who ran after him with a machete, screaming, “Do you believe in Ghosts now? “

 

The Mad Bagpiper of Berkeley

Sam Adams had heard rumors of a mad bagpiper serial killer lurking about Tilden park in Berkeley. Then he ran into the mad bagpiper in the lonely backcountry. The man ran after him, killing him with a machete. They found his body cut up and cooked by a camp-fire.

 

General Corona Got Your Baby

corona
corona

The mad General Corona, riding his black horse came out of the woods, and screamed at Sam Adams, saying “You got the Corona Virus; I am the general.

Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower.” Prepare to die a long painful death and he breathed on him.

 

Waiting for the Grim Reaper

 

Sam Adams found himself in Limbo. Waiting for his appointment with the Grim Reaper. Finally, his number was called. The Grim Reaper said his number was up and it was time for judgment day. “Whether it would be hell or heaven was beyond his pay grade”. The Grim reaper laughed.

Wild Things Run Amuck

 

0 dark hundred arrives. Insomnia set in. Sam Adams tossed and turned waiting for the wild things to come out for their nightly assault. Evil monstrous creatures from the darkest corner of his hell ran about screaming at him: torturing him until the dawning sun drove them back to hell.

 

Screaming News Drives Me Mad

 

Sam Adams fell asleep after watching the screaming media scream about the fires, storms, covid, political madness. Sam saw the devil programming madness on his computers. The devil, surrounded by the demons, orcs, dwarfs and monsters of hell, turns to him smiling, saying his time in hell would come soon.

 

The Mad Laird Strikes Again
1

In the Scottish Moors
mad laird waits to kill hikers
death waiting for you

hearing the bagpipes
old man appears in the fog
riding a black horse

Mad laird runs at you
Holding a black machete,
screaming “Do you believe in Ghosts

The Mad Bagpiper of Berkeley

 

 

1

In the Berkeley Hills
Rumors of mad bagpiper
Fears and terror

2

Encountering it
the mad bagpiper in the hills
they found his body

3

The mad bagpiper
Plays mournful tune as kills
As you become ghost

 

General Corona Got Your Baby
1

The mad General
Corona riding black horse
Leading his army of bots

2

Encountering his breath
You begin to scream
as you cough dying breath

Waiting for the Grim Reaper

 

1wake up in Limbo.
Waiting for his appointment
with the Grim Reaper.

2

Finally his number
The Grim Reaper said number was up
tti was the time for judgement day. “

.

Whether it would be
hell or heaven beyond his paygrade
The Grim reaper laughed.

Wild Things Run Amuck
1

At 0 dark hundred.
Deep Insomnia set in.
Tossing and turning

2

waiting for wild things
to come out for their assault.
Evil monstrous creatures

3

from the dark corner
of hell ran about screaming
torturing his soul

4

the dawning sun light
drove them all back to their hell.
Wild things fading

The Mad Laird Strikes Again

 

Sam Adams is doing a Scottish walk about.

 

There were rumors of a mad laird

killing hikers along the lonely moors.

 

He heard bagpipes in the fog

then saw a man on a black horse who ran after him with a machete,

screaming “Do you believe in Ghosts now? “

The Mad Bagpiper of Berkeley

 

Sam Adams had heard rumors

of a mad bagpiper serial killer
lurking about Tilden Park in Berkeley.

 

Then he ran into the mad bagpiper

in the lonely back country.
The man ran after him

 

 

The gorgon of Bangkok

 

Sam Adams
Was drinking alone
In the Cosmos Bar

 

an evil degraded bar
On the bad side of life

in Soi Cowboy

 

In the city of Angels
Bangkok

Twenty drinks too sober

Drinking by himself
With his buddies

Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Johnny Walker
Evan Walker, Mr. Bullet, Old Granddad

 

Ordering one scotch, one bourbon, and a beer
From the lovely half-naked bartender

He looks up at the stage

Dancing on the stage

Was a naked vision of delight
As he looked at her

She began to turn

into a hideous monstrous figure

 

Two-three faces appeared at once
The naked bartender had warned him

That the gorgon of Bangkok
Would be dancing tonight

 

All men desired her
And if she chose you
You would die

a thousand deaths

Of erotic pleasure

As she took your soul away
Straight to hell

 

Sam thought to himself

Why the hell not

I am drinking

my way to hell anyway
And continued to stare
At the gorgon

 

She smiled

And had her way with him
He left with her

Went to her room
She took off the clothes

 

He found himself naked in hell
Where the devil welcomes him

Saying have another drink,

my friend

Welcome to hell

the party center
Of the universe

 

He drank and partied all night
With the gorgon of Bangkok

 

Waking up dead
Just another dead

male farang
In the city of angels

 

Halloween arrives

Hot Pumpkin Spice Latte

“Recipe for fall”

Halloween Banned

Halloween Banned as a Satanic Pagan Holiday Writing Com

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The Christian States of America
Imposed Christian fascism
On the old United States in 2030.

The government outlawed
The observation
Of anti-Christian holidays.

Banning observing
Diwali, Rosh Khana
Other Jewish and Muslim holidays.

MLK Day, June Tenth Day
Black, Asian, Hispanic, and woman
History months.

But they reserved
Thier greatest scorn
For Halloween, October 31

Banned as an anti-Christian
Neo-pagan, satanic
Wicked Wiccan holiday.

But in California, the left cost,
East Coast big cities,
Hotbeds of resistance,

People celebrated Halloween
On October 30,
Which was not banned.

The custom was to dress up in costumes,
Mocking the new leaders,
Wearing nazi uniforms with swastikas.
.
Going door to door, trick or tweeting
People gave candy, money
Or words of encouragement.

But secret supporters,
Of the Christian State
So- Called Christians

Would shoot at them.
Calling them pawns of Satan
Who deserved to be sent to Hell.

There is a new prompt up in “The Writer’s Cramp” – and if you write the best story or poem (and follow all of the rules) you just might win 10,000 GPs.

” WINNER AND NEW PROMPT DUE MON OCT 30″ 17 hours 22 minutes 30 seconds
Write a story or poem about a group of children who go trick or treating in their neighborhood on the WRONG day (any day except one in October). Include the WHY they are trick or treating on the wrong day – and WHAT their neighbors give them instead of candy, if anything?

Note: hating on Halloween is a thing see the Bing Ai Response below;

Halloween is a holiday that has been celebrated for more than a thousand years. It originated as a religious observance and became increasingly secular over the centuries until its religious trappings all but disappeared. Today, Halloween is considered a holiday for dress-up and fun, especially for children 1.
However, some people object to celebrating Halloween for various reasons. Some religious families may find the holiday’s pagan roots and association with witchcraft and the occult objectionable 2. Some schools have banned Halloween celebrations altogether in light of these concerns 2. Others may object to the holiday’s commercialization and the pressure to spend money on costumes, decorations, and candy 2.
It’s important to note that while some people may object to celebrating Halloween, many others enjoy the holiday’s festive spirit and traditions. Ultimately, whether or not to celebrate Halloween is a personal choice that depends on one’s beliefs and values.

The Grim Reaper Gathers His Posse

It was Halloween night
A night that all the denizens
Of hell loved
For on that night
All of hell would break put
They would celebrate their annual escape
For on Halloween they are allowed
To go to the surface sunlit lands
For a night of drinking,
Drugging and wilding
As bad craziness descends
Upon the land

The grim reaper and his posse
Dressed up as cosmic court jesters
Dressed as fools

They descended upon the world
And a night of chaos fell upon the land
Thousands died, as the Grim reaper
Added to his quota
Bonus kills were bonus points
He returned to hell with his minions
And the souls of the dead
Who soon became mere ghosts
Their voices crying in the wind
Echoing through time

 

Halloween Party Ends Up in Hell Writers’ Cramp

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On Halloween night
Sam Adams fell asleep
After a night of partying at the local bars
Dressed in his Halloween “Trump” costume.

He finds himself In a room in a haunted house
A sexy as hell, half-naked, wicked, wild. witch greets him
Giving him a hot drink.

He takes the drink
Soon notices the other people
In the room were demons, a ghost,
goblins, orcs, or a zombie

The devil speaks up
Welcome to hell, my friend.

He wakes up naked in bed,
With the naked, sexy, wild, wicked witch
Wondering what had happened.

His phone pings
You have been given a reprieve
See you in a few years

Your friend,

The Grim Reaper

 

the haunted House

 

.A night when worlds collide.

Unleashing wild things upon the world.

No one can escape.

 

Terror and mayhem.

Everywhere one goes.

During the long nightmares.

 

Horrid nightmarishly real creatures.

Overwhelming the world.

Until the dawning sun.

Sends them back to hell.

Every Halloween the horror returns.

5-7-5 Recipe For Fall

 

“ON Halloween Eve” – This poem features goblins, ghosts, and wild things coming out to play on Halloween Eve1.

 

On Halloween Eve

Goblins, ghosts, and wild things

Come out to hunt us

 

 

“All Hell Breaks Loose” – A poem about the gates of hell opening on Halloween night, leading to a night of sheer terror and mayhem2.

ON Halloween night the gates of hell open

All Hell Breaks Loose

Halloween In June

“Halloween Challenge 13 Poems” – A collection of 13 Halloween-themed poems written for the Local Gems Halloween Chapbook competition3.

 

dark poetry

Local Gems Press

https://www.localgemspoetrypress.com/#:~:text=Local%20Gems%20Press%20is%20dedicated%20to%20providing%20quality,used%20to%20change%20the%20world%20for%20the%20better.

 

Walking the path
In the forest near my house
Every day I see the changing colors
Of the fall season

 

Always a time for reflection
For contemplation
Thinking about the past
And the future

 

As I contemplate each step
The vivid colors of the fall
a forecast of the coming winter
peaking about my birthday

contemplation of life

and the path I have taken
looking at the love of my life
fills me joy and laughter
dispelling the moodiness
of the fall season

Scenes from a Hellish Nightmare

Note: From a real nightmare End Note

I am in a room
Drinking at a party

And smoking weed
Drinking up a storm

20 drinks too sober
Watching people all around me

Change into hideous creatures

Monsters from the deepest depths of hell
Everyone in the room
Has been transformed except me

 

The Chief of them all
Wears a Trumpian mask
Complete with orange hair
Half-human half pig

 

His deputy
Wears the face of Putin
But his body
Half-human, half-horse,

The other creatures wear masks
Many of them wear

Green Pepe the alt-right
Symbolic frog masks

And have T-shirts

Bearing alt right slogans
And Nazi symbols

And as they prance about
They chant alt. Right slogans

And neo-Nazi chants
Jews will not replace us

And the rest of these creatures
Are hideous ugly beasts

Apes, cannibals, demons, dwarfs,
Goblins, leprechauns, Imps, monsters, orcs,
Pirates, satyrs, werewolves, Zombies,

 

With only a vestige of humanity left
And these monsters are engaged

In all sorts of foul evil deeds

Murder violence death
All around ,

And non-stop
violent drug-fueled orgies

 

As these creatures
Half-human, half-monsters,
Half-male, half-female creatures

 

Snort coke, cocaine, speed
Drop acid, Smoke weed
drink vodka shots
Scotch, bourbon, beer

The Trumpian Pig leads the charge
Starts engaging in sodomy with Putin

Who chases after people
Cutting off their heads with his sword

They turn on to their fellow creatures

Raping and killing each other
and eating their fellow creatures
All night long

 

Then they attack me
Screaming

Jews will not replace us

And I wake up

Screaming

As the sun comes up
Just another nightmare

Maid Laird Strikes Again Tanka (Halloween Challenge Day 3)

 

walking the Scottish Moors
Sam encounters the mad laird
The mad laird haunting
Stalking the lone hikers
Killing them cut off their heads

 

The Legend of Dracula

 

Count Dracula

Was a misunderstood man

Sure, he was a vampire

 

And loved killing people

But the people he killed

Needed killing he thought

To himself

 

As he prepared to go out

For his midnight rounds

He was getting hungrier

Ready for his midnight snack

 

He was ready

To go out

And get things done

Things that needed doing

 

A Vampire’s day

Is never done

He thought

 

The Ballade of Frankenstein

 

Dr. Frankenstien

Woke up excited

Today is the day

For his big experiment.

 

 

He got to work

Putting things together

Getting his supplies

Making a list.

 

That evening he went out

To a graveyard

He needed a freshly

dead corpse

 

he rushed home

turned on his devices

powering it up

and brought back the dead.

 

And his creature,

his magnificent creation

Woke up and saw him

 

And killed him in a fit of rage

Frankenstein’s monster was a serial murderer.

Zombie Nightmares Zombies

 

Zombies

Nightmare creatures

Haunting my dark nightmares

Come to life at o dark hundred
can’t sleep

 

O Dark Hundred is a military/intel jargon for the time two to three hours before dawn when military operatives wake up for dawn operations. Depending upon location and time of year, it is between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m.  I often have nightmares at O Dark Hundred, which for me, is usually between 3 a.m. to 5 a.m.

.

The Adams Family

 

Growing up

One of my favorite shows

Was the Adams Family

 

My favorite character was Morticia Adams

Who to me

was the sexiest woman alive!

Boy did I lust after her

 

She was my fatal attraction

Kind of women

 

Tall, with all the curves

In all the right places

 

With brunet Hair

Black blazing eyes

Sexy alto voice

With a foreign accent

 

A total

bad ass babe!

with a great ass

 

I also liked Cousin Fester

And It the hand

 

Nightmare Visions

 

Joe Lewis woke up in a dark and forbidding forest, not knowing how he had gotten there or where he was. He looked around and saw them staring at him. Hideous nightmarishly real creatures from his worst nightmares, looking at him with hatred blazing from their blood-red eyes.

 

He saw aliens. apes, banshees, bats, bewitching beautiful yet deadly siren

bureaucrats,  bigfoot. centaurs, Cerberus. cheetahs. cobra. chupacabra, evil clones, coyotes, coydogs, crows,  cthulu. delusional dolls, demons, devils, dinosaurs, Dagon, dragons, dwarfs,  Frankenstein monsters, fairies, freaks, gangbangers, gangstas, gators, ghosts, ghouls, giant ants, giant lobsters, giant spiders, giant wasps, giants, goblins, Godzilla, hell hounds, holocausts, Illuminati throwbacks, imperials stormtroopers, imps, leprechauns, two-headed monsters, lions,  lucifer,  mafia-made men, masked marauders, Mothra, minion, moms for liberty, monsters,  naked incubi, odious officials, orcs, ravens, raving lunatics, pirates, politicians, reporters,  satyrs, scorpions, serpents, snakes, supply side Jesus, special forces soldiers, drugged youth, TV pundits, succubae, succubae, terrifying tarantulas, tigers, trump, unidentifiable underlings, vampires, vicious vultures. warlocks,  werewolves, wild things, winged monkeys, witches, wolves. wraths, yellow jackets, yeti, and zombies.

The head creature, a half human pig with two heads, Putin and Trump yelled out

“All humans must die. After him.”

They began chasing him through the forest.  He woke up alone in his room with two naked dead ladies in bed. Not knowing how he had gotten there.’’

Based on a recent nightmare.

Joe Lewis Meets the Grim Reaper

 published in Spillwords 

Joe Lewis was a retired, recently divorced US govbot on what was supposed to be his last fling. He died one night after drinking too much on Halloween, under a sinister full moon, in a bar known as the Cosmos. The bar was in a wretched, forgotten alley in Bangkok’s Soi Cowboy. 

He awoke, not in a bed, but in a primordial, dark jungle. The air was a suffocating blanket of heat and humidity, thick with the cloying, metallic stench of fresh blood and the sickly-sweet decay of ancient vegetation. He sensed them before he saw them: a hundred malevolent, hungry eyes watching from the gloom. As a foul, oily fog lifted, a grotesque, blood-red moon painted the forest in a hue of madness, and he saw what had been waiting. 

Before him was a vision ripped from the deepest pits of a fever dream. A monstrous procession of horrors from every dark legend imaginable: giant apes, shrieking banshees, skeletal figures, and things with far too many limbs. Cthulhu, its tentacles dripping with unholy ichor, slithered next to a snarling Cerberus. Raptors and a T. rex stalked alongside demons, while faceless things with glowing eyes watched from the shadows. The list was a litany of damnation: dragons, hellhounds, giant insects, witches, wraiths, and grotesque aberrations that defied description. They were all staring at him with a single, unified hatred. The mob was led by a grotesque, malformed abomination—a two-headed, half-centaur, half-pig creature with the leering, familiar faces of Putin and Trump. 

The monstrosity’s mouths opened in a wet, guttural roar that echoed across the jungle. “After him!” it shrieked. “All humans must die! Kill Joe Lewis!” 

The very ground beneath his feet turned against him. The trees, their gnarled branches twisting into skeletal claws, reached out to trip him as he ran. The pack of horror movies surged forward. The hunters and soldiers fired not with guns, but with flaming arrows and semi-automatic weapons that spat raw hellfire, illuminating the night sky with a terrifying glow. Giant crows, their eyes burning like embers, dive-bombed him, their beaks aimed at his eyes. The rest of the creatures closed in, their unified chant a chilling mantra: “Death to all humans! Death to Joe Lewis!” 

He reached a dark, foul-smelling river just as they were about to pounce. A ferryboat, a vessel of pure, festering evil, drifted slowly along the black water, filled with hundreds of people whose faces were etched with a cold, depraved emptiness. With no other choice, Joe leapt into the river, a vile, churning mass of water snakes, piranhas, and gators. 

The boat shuddered to a halt. Three silent, strange figures pulled him from the water, their grip surprisingly firm, moments before a gator’s jaws snapped shut where his leg had been. The sound was a symphony of frustrated fury—the snapping of reptilian jaws, the hissing of snakes, and the inhuman snarls of the creatures on the shore. On the boat, the passengers—who seemed to be more monster than man—sneered at him. 

They looked at Joe with chilling disinterest, dismissing him as a worthless refugee. The three figures who saved him were rough, their eyes distant, but they seemed a far better company than the passengers, who ignored Joe or made mocking, guttural sounds about the “new arrival.” 

The passengers were a horrifying tableau of humanity’s worst. Anti-vaxxer crusaders, crooked politicians, drug dealers, fake news reporters, and gangsters mingled with Wall Street executives and mafia bosses. They were a vile parody of a cocktail party, drinking, smoking, and using drugs provided by demonic slaves and skeletal robots. They reveled in their own damnation, their faces twisted into expressions of smug, entitled enjoyment, as if they had earned their place in this Hell. A punk rock band played distorted, obscene parodies of human music, their shrieks a constant background to depravity. 

At the helm stood Charon, his ancient face, a mask of stone, and beside him, the Grim Reaper, a figure of impossible cool, dressed in a sharp suit and dark sunglasses. The Reaper’s face was a shifting, pan-ethnic void, neither human nor monster, just a chilling, empty space. 

When Joe found his voice, it was a hoarse whisper. “Where am I?” he asked the two figures who saved him. 

The Grim Reaper handed him a glass of thick, oily liquid. “Hell whiskey,” he said, his voice a low, resonant hum. “I am the Grim Reaper, and this is Charon. You are on the Ferry to Hell, floating down the River Styx. We saved you from the welcoming committee. They hunt the newly dead, kill them again, and take their bodies for a bounty. The damned are then reborn as slaves, ghouls, or worse. But sometimes, a virtuous soul escapes, and we are obligated to take you to Limbo. Stay with us. If you join their party, you will never leave. They are all going to the ‘other place.’ I assume you don’t want to go there.” He gestured toward the revelers, who were now engaged in a ritualistic, drug-fueled dance of the damned. 

The Grim Reaper continued, his words were like a cold blade. “We are taking you and your friend, Mr. Alvarez, to Limbo for processing. He might be going ‘upstairs,’ but as a lawyer, I have my doubts. You know what they say: Heaven has almost no lawyers. Hell is filled with them, along with crooked cops and mafia figures. Limbo is the purgatory for bureaucrats, and the red tape is a living nightmare. The computer system is always crashing. You can’t get tech support in Heaven or Limbo, you see. All the good tech folks end up in Hell.” 

Mr. Alvarez was a famed Italian human rights attorney, a lifelong fighter against the very corruption Joe was witnessing. They spoke of their lives as the boat drifted on. 

Mr. Alvarez said, “Mr. GR says I might be the only lawyer to get into Heaven in a long time. The rest of us end up in the ‘other place.’ 

The river grew blacker, the air thick with the smell of decay and sulfur. In the distance, giant pits of fire burned, their light casting a hellish glow on the horizon. The welcoming committee of nightmare creatures followed the boat, their screams of hatred echoing across the water. They jumped in, retrieving partiers who fell off the deck. On the shore, the creatures tore them apart, their screams replaced by the sickening sounds of bone cracking and flesh tearing. The boat finally stopped at a towering gate to Hell. 

The partiers disembarked, their faces filled with a morbid excitement and walked into the gaping maw of the underworld—one of many secret entrances to the world above. Demon functionaries in sleek, black suits met them, their eyes burning like coals. They disappeared into the suffocating depths of Hell. 

The Grim Reaper took Joe and Alvarez to the next stage: Limbo. Before them rose a colossal black building that clawed at the sky, filled with an endless army of demonic bureaucrats. 

The Grim Reaper said, “Wait here. It won’t be long. I like you, so we’ll put you at the front of the line.” 

Lost souls, their faces pale and drawn, wandered aimlessly.  

 

Signs in every language read: “Abandon Hope. Wait for your turn.  Judgement day is on hand No drinking, drugs, food, phones, or sex. No sleeping. It shouldn’t be too long.” 

A demon functionary, his voice a raspy hiss, appeared. “Joe and Antonio, follow me.” He led them to the Grim Reaper. 

“Joe, Antonio,” the Reaper said, his hand outstretched. “Please tip the demon.” 

Joe gave him a hundred dollars; Antonio gave him a hundred euros. The demon, his eyes filled with greed, demanded more. The Grim Reaper let out a terrifying, guttural curse in Demonic, and the creature dissolved into the crowd. 

“Demons get their vacation on a full moon,” the Reaper explained. “They run wild but need human currency. Hell, currency doesn’t work on Earth. The exchange rate at the Bank of Hell is real Hell.” 

The Grim Reaper’s handheld device hummed to life. “Just as I suspected,” he said, his voice softened. “You are wanted ‘upstairs,’ and a guardian angel is watching over you. You almost didn’t make it. There’s a glitch in the system. You’re being sent back. Your final status determination will be sooner than you think. I hope we can be friends. I’m always looking for assistants. We had a lot of fun. Think about it when you come back.” 

Joseph Lewis awoke in a cold sweat. He was in his bed, next to the girl from the bar. He got up and turned on his computer. A message popped up. 

“Mr. Joe, I hope you enjoyed your tour. There was a computer glitch in the matrix system that controls Limbo, Heaven, and Hell. As I told you, tech support is hard to come by here; the good ones are all in Hell. But in any case, it wasn’t your time. Your friend made it and sends his regards. The drinks are on him when you finally make it. Oh, and contrary to that old song, we have the finest beer, wine, and spirits you can find in Heaven—and Hell as well. As for the others you saw, you know exactly where they’ll end up.” 

Your friend, Mr. GR the Grim Reaper. 

Mary’s Ghost Demands Revenge

On Halloween eve
Mary’s ghost
Went out to play
Showing up

At her son’s house
Demanding to be heard
Demanding to tell her tale

A ghostly figure
Filled with grievances
Hatred and fear

She said
She can not rest
In the other word
Until her grievances
Are heard

But in the meantime
She would take a Snickers bar
And a cup of Irish Joe.

“Halloween” is a contraction of “Hallow eve”, meaning the “evening before Hallow” or, more fully, the evening before the feast day of “All Hallows”. Hallows is an old word meaning saints. So Halloween means “the evening before the feast of All Saints.”

All Saint’s Day is a feast day in the Catholic and Orthodox churches that commemorates the deaths of saints and martyrs. The earliest attestation of it dates from the early fifth century, in the eastern church (this was back when there was just one Christian ‘denomination’), when it was celebrated in the spring. In the Orthodox church, it still is celebrated on that day. By the mid eighth century, the feast had been moved, in the west, to November first, as it is still celebrated in the Roman Catholic church.

So where did the tradition of “trick or treat” come from? That doesn’t seem to have much to do with the death of Christian martyrs!

That tradition stems from the pagan festival of Samhain , or “Summer’s End”, which was the beginning of the Celtic new year.

Some scholars — though not all — have argued that the western Church changed its celebration of All Saints Day to correspond to this pagan festival; the idea being (presumably) that since the pagan country folk were going to be celebrating anyway, and most probably cared more about parties than about the religion that justified them, why not give the day a new meaning? Whether this was the reason for the eighth century change or not, the effect was the same: some of those old traditions were preserved in the new context.

One of those traditions had to do with the Celtic belief that other-worldly spirits, fairies and gods were most active at this turning of the year, and liable to play tricks on mortals. Sacrifices and gifts would be offered in an attempt to appease these powers.

So, when a child dressed as some monster shows up on your doorstep asking for candy, the ancient origin of that “trick or treat” question means that, in their role of trickster spirit, they’re asking for such appeasement. Just be glad that, unlike their Celtic precursors, they’ll be happy with a Snickers bar rather than, say, slaughtering a cow!

For tomorrow, write a story or poem about not a fairy or child wanting candy, but the departed soul of someone the protagonist knows, arriving at the front door, a soul who demands appeasement in the form of righting some wrong done to or by them in their former, mortal life.

One of your genres should be SPIRITUAL.

 

Halloween Never Ends

Joe Lewis went on a binge
Ended up at Cosmos Bar
In Soi Cowboy, Bangkok
On Halloween night.
Twenty drinks too sober

He saw creatures lurking about
As the full moon rose over
The Chaya Prao River

He saw banshees, bewitching beautiful yet deadly siren
Centaurs. Cerebus, coydogs, Cthulu
demons, Devils, Dagon, Dragons, Dwarfs
Evil elves, Frankenstein monsters, Freaks
Ghosts, Ghouls, Goblins, Hell hounds
Holocausts, Imp, Leprechauns
Two-headed monsters, monsters,, naked incubi, orcs
Satyrs, succubi, warlocks, werewolves, wild things
winged monkeys, witches, wolves, wraiths,
Yeti, and zombies.

The monsters saw him and began chasing him
Down the dark dangerous streets of Bangkok
Yelling “after him. Death to all humans”
Thousands of people newly turned into zombies
Joined the chase

He saw an open bar
Ran into it and found himself
Back at the Cosmos Bar
At 0 Dark hundred

He sighed in relief
Had another drink
Then looked out at the street
The creatures had returned

He ran out and the chase continued
until he ran back into the Cosmos Bar
For the second time that night

Then he looked up
And the chase continued….

Write a story or poem in which the main characters are experiencing a “Groundhog Day” effect where every day is Halloween!

Halloween Banned as a Satanic Pagan Holiday

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The Christian States of America
Imposed Christian fascism
On the old United States in 2030.

The government outlawed
The observation
Of anti-Christian holidays.

Banning observing
Diwali, Rosh Khana
Other Jewish and Muslim holidays.

MLK Day, June Tenth Day
Black, Asian, Hispanic, and woman
History months.

But they reserved
Thier greatest scorn
For Halloween, October 31

Banned as an anti-Christian
Neo-pagan, satanic
Wicked Wiccan holiday.

But in California, the left cost,
East Coast big cities,
Hotbeds of resistance,

People celebrated Halloween
On October 30,
Which was not banned.

The custom was to dress up in costumes,
Mocking the new leaders,
Wearing nazi uniforms with swastikas.
.
Going door to door, trick or tweeting
People gave candy, money
Or words of encouragement.

But secret supporters,
Of the Christian State
So- Called Christians

Would shoot at them.
Calling them pawns of Satan
Who deserved to be sent to Hell.

Halloween Party Ends Up in Hell

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On Halloween night
Sam Adams fell asleep
After a night of partying at the local bars
Dressed in his Halloween “Trump” costume.

He finds himself In a room in a haunted house
A sexy as hell, half-naked, wicked, wild. witch greets him
Giving him a hot drink.

He takes the drink
Soon notices the other people
In the room were demons, a ghost,
goblins, orcs, or a zombie

The devil speaks up
Welcome to hell, my friend.

He wakes up naked in bed,
With the naked, sexy, wild, wicked witch
Wondering what had happened.

His phone pings
You have been given a reprieve
See you in a few years

Your friend,

The Grim Reaper.

Write a story or poem featuring fantasy as the genre.
Include the following words in bold

witch
zombie
ghost
devil
Halloween

The witches Halloween party

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On Halloween, an old witch
Sits in her lair in a haunted mansion
Overlooking the city
Surrounded by candy wrappers.
And a discarded costume.

The leftovers of trick or treat
Her trick was to take possession
Of the little ones.

As they pass under the shadow of a cat
Lucifer, her black cat familiar,
she sells their souls
to the devil.

Who appears
Like a bat in the wind
A bat straight out of hell.
At o dark hundred
The bewitching hour.

Prompt words

Candy wrappers
discarded costume
shadow of a cat
bat in the wind

Halloween Nightmares Stormy Lady Contest

Another Pink Moon

Sam Adams fell asleep
On Halloween night
The blood-red full moon

woke him up.

He found himself
In a dark forest
And then saw them
Staring at him with evil hatred
Flowing from their red eyes.

Creatures out of his worst nightmares
Aliens, Banshees, demons, devils,
Ghouls, ghosts, orcs, leprechauns,
Imps, lions, monsters, tigers werewolves
Zombies.

Led by a half human, half pig creature
with the head of Putin and Trump
Who screamed.

“There he is after him
Death to Sam Adams “

.and they began chasing him
Through the dark forest
With the trees joining pursuit

He looked back
They were gaining on him
He saw a building lit up
And jump inside.

The door closed behind him
He was safe for now.

The Grim reaper looked up
Said,

“Sam Adams,
Relax, your time has not yet come.
I will send you home”

He woke up
From his Halloween nightmare
And ate some leftover candy
And had a glass of rum.

A message popped up

“Your status review
Is set for five years from now.

Have a nice life
Your friend

GR.”

Tell No One

“You must keep
This to yourself – tell no one!”

The old masonic leader
Told his key lieutenants.

Waving a ceramic feather
And a blank envelope
Containing the secrets
Of the masonic temple.

As he read them
Into the tenth degree
Masonic secrets.

Secrets going back
To the ancient Atlantis
When the first Masons
Arrived from the Planet Sirius.

He said,

“Stay here
And say nothing more
For now, we will talk later.”
Answering the broken doorbell.

Hearing the muffled laughter
of children
Coming for Halloween
Tricks and treats.

As the wind chimes
Chime in front
Of the old haunted temple.

Prompt words

Begin your STORY or POEM with this line, bolded:

“You must keep this to yourself – tell no one!”

Include all the following, also bolded:
ceramic feather
blank envelope
broken doorbell
muffled laughter
wind chimes

 

Halloween Memories – the haunted forest in Tilden Park

In Berkeley
There is a haunted forest
In Tilden Park
Along inspiration point

the forest they say
was haunted by many ghosts
of the past

including the Indians
who used to live there.

but during the summer and fall
of 1974 there were rumors

that there was a new ghost
a mad bagpiper
who roamed the hills
playing his mournful music.

one Halloween night
late at night,
my friends and I went to Tilden

after smoking some weed
and drinking some beer

as we walked in the forest

we heard through fog
the sound of a bagpiper

we were a bit apprehensive
wondering if we were going
to encounter the ghost,

but the bagpiper

never appeared
the sounds faded away
perhaps it was just the marijuana
causing us to hallucinate the experience.,

Maybe there was no bagpiper,
just our wild marijuana

enhanced imagination
coming to life.

My Mother’s Secrets conversation with a Ghost -Halloween contest Day 10 Spooky Conversation

My mother died in 2007
She was buried in Berkeley
Near her house

Whenever I am in the area
I drop by
And talk with her
Imaging she is there

One day when I dropped by
I asked her about
Many things in her past

For she took so many secrets
With her to her grave

So Mary, quite contrary
Tell me the truth now

Tell me about your past life
Tell me your secrets

I heard a voice
Crying out in the wind

John John John

Do you want to really know
My secrets?

I responded
Yes I do

She whispered them to me
But made me vow
To keep her secrets
And take them to my grave

And so I can not
Must not reveal
All the shocking stories
Of her life

 

Trick or treating in the era of Covid

Halloween in the era of covid
So strange
With the covid virus
Ever lurking

With CDC discouraging trick or tweeting
With masks on every face
Everyone wearing a costume

The trick is not to get sick
The treat is still the candy
The goal of all children
Everywhere

Candy more candy
Visits to the dentist be damned

Hopefully, General Corona
Will keep his troops at bay

 

A cat’s dark nightmare

a black cat
walking down a path
under the moonlight
thinking dark thoughts

the black cat
is a special cat
dispatched from hell
working with the grim reaper

the black cat
is on the prowl
searching for those
whose time is up

the cat knows
and the cat walks
the dark pathways
to your door

and when you open the door
the cat swoops in
and bewitches your soul
taking you with him

as he meets his Satanic master
with your soul as his present
all in all
a good day for haunting

 

On Halloween Night, Senryu

On Halloween night
Wild things emerge everywhere
Killing all humans

 

On Halloween, Goblins Come Out to Play Senryu

 

On Halloween Eve

Goblins, ghosts, and wild things

Come out to hunt us

 

Whispers Beneath the Hollow Moon”

 

Co-pilot Halloween Poem

Beneath the hollow Halloween moon,
Where shadows stretch and silence croons,
The wind speaks secrets through the trees—
A haunted hymn on midnight’s breeze.

Gravestones hum with ghostly light,
As restless souls rise from the night.
Jack-o’-lanterns grin with flame,
Each flicker whispering a name.

A crooked house on Widow’s Lane
Stirs with whispers, soft and plain.
Its windows blink like watching eyes,
Its doors breathe out forgotten cries.

A black cat leaps from crypt to tomb,
Its fur aglow with spectral gloom.
It leads the way through fog and fear
To where the veil grows thin and sheer.

There, witches dance in swirling smoke,
Their laughter sharp as spells they spoke.
A reaper waits with silver scythe,

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