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    I have been posting poems on All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup and Writing Com, and elsewhere   since 2016. I have posted over 1000 poems over the years. Many of them were inspired by All Poetry, Fan Story, Poetry Soup or Writing Com  contests. I have been posting ten poems every other week since I joined. I have 600 followers and follow over 1600 other poets from around the world.  I have also posted poems on Cosmos Funnel, Hello Poetry, Poetry Lore, Poem Hunter, Poetry Magnum Opus, and a few other sites and on FB poetry sites as well.   I usually cross post on all these sites, reserving about half my poems as “unpublished” for publication credit.

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    Index

    1. Just a Halloween Nightmare
    2. Halloween Is Coming Too Soon
    3. Poisonous Junk Food Killng Us Slowly
    4. Ode to the Lowly Doughnut
    5. MAGA Neighbor Saw Me as the Devil Incarnate
    6. My Favorite Time Of Day
    7. Seeing The Taj Mahal
    8. Nice Weather For Ducks
    9. Learning He Was Jewish On Rosh Hashana
    10. Your Love Still Gives Me A Thrill
    11. Korean Winter Blues
    12. When I First Saw You
    13. Robot Lady Bug
    14. Sam Adams Returns To The Green Beaches Of Oregon
    15. Oceans Dying
    16. Climate Is Changing
    17. Evil Winds Haiku
    18. What Do Trees Think Of Us?
    19. Walking Along The Winter Korean Beach
    20. 11 Winter Haiflu/Senryu
    21. Sunsets Of Love
    22. The Elephant In The Room
    23. Contaza Love Poem
    24. Sam Adams Cutting Words
    25. What Is Love Explained To A Space Alien
    26. Neo-50ths Return of The Red Menace

    Beginning Poems

    Just a Halloween Nightmare

    on Halloween

    Sam Adams

    went drinking

     

    in the Cosmos Bar

    In Soi Cowboy

    Bangkok, Thailand

     

    He woke up

    in a dark, dangerous forest

    lit by the evil full moon

     

    creatures

    out of his worst nightmares

    saw him

     

    The Chief of them all

    Wears a Trumpian mask

    Complete with orange hair

    Half-human half pig

     

    His deputy

    Wears the face of Putin

    But his body

    Half-human, half-horse,

     

    The other creatures wear masks

    Many of them wear

    Green Pepe the alt-right

     

    Symbolic frog masks

    And I have T-shirts

    Bearing alt right slogans

    And Nazi symbols

     

    And as they prance about

    They chant alt-right slogans

    And neo-Nazi chants

     

    Jews will not replace us

     

    And the rest of these creatures

    Are hideous beasts

    Apes, cannibals, demons, dwarves,

    Goblins, leprechauns, imps, monsters, orcs,

    Pirates, satyrs, werewolves, zombies,

     

    start chasing him

    chanting

     

    “Death to all humans

    Sam Adams must die”

     

    Just when they are about

    To catch him

    He wakes up

    In his bed

     

    Just another

    Halloween nightmare

    He concluded

     

     

    Halloween is Coming Too Soon

    Black cat on old rock wall Halloween night

    It seems to me

    That it is absurd

    In the US

    That COSTCO and Home Depot

    Start putting out Halloween decor

    In July

    Christmas too

    Way too soon

    I say

     

    Poisonous Junk Food Killing Us Slowly

    So much of what we eat

    It is not good for us

    In fact

    Most junk food

    It is nothing but poison

    Designed to be so delicious

    As we eat ourselves

    Into an early grave

     

    Ode to the Lowly Doughnut

     

    Many years ago

    I used to take a coffee break

    About 10 am

    And had a donut and coffee

    With my colleague

    Sadly, being pre-diabetic

    I have not eaten doughnuts in years.

    MAGA Neighbor Saw Me as the Devil Incarnate

     

    I used to have a neighbor

    In Medford, Oregon

    Who hated me with passion.

    Because I had my Korean relatives

    Staying with me and she was a hard cord

    MAGA all the way Christian fundamentalist

    Who no doubt saw me and my relatives

    As the Devil incarnate.

     

    My Favorite Time of Day

     

    My favorite time

    Of day

    Is sunset

     

    Cocktail hour

    When I drink wine

     

    Occasionally rum

    Or whiskey

    With my wife

     

    Seeing the Taj Mahal

    They say

    There are two types

    Of people

    In this world

    Those who have seen

    The Taj Mahal

    And those

    who have not

     

    Nice Weather for Ducks

     

    God’s Power is demonstrated through His Creation… (see Romans 1:21)

    In Seattle

    During the winter it rains

    The common Winter  greeting

     

    “Is nice weather

    For ducks”

     

    Who loves to play

    In rainy days

    Of Seattle’s winter

     

    Learning He Was Jewish on Rosh Hashana

    US Holocaust Museum

    Sam Adams found out

    Via DNA testing

    On Rosh Hashanah

    He was part Jewish.

     

    That he indeed

    was part Jewish.

     

    10%

    according to the DNA test

    confirming family lore.

     

    His Uncle said

    he had a great grandfather

    On his grandmother’s side

     

    Who was a Russian

    and Ukrainian Jew.

    And part Mongolian

    As most Eastern Europeans are

     

    He went to dinner with Jewish friends

    Celebrating his first Rosh Hashana

    As a Jewish man.

     

    The next day while touring

    the Holocaust museum

    For the first time in his life

    Sam Adams encountered

    three young MAGA white boys

     

    Wearing red MAGA  hats

    and making sexually

    suggestive jokes

    about Jewish women

     

    While they were touring

    the Holocaust museum.

     

    One wondered if the Nazi guards

    Were given an opportunity

    To have sex

    with Jewish women

     

    Before they were sent

    To the gas chambers

    to be killed.

     

    Sam Adams was very angry

    and wanted to confront

    the MAGA  white boys

    But finally decided what the hell,

     

    It would not

    Make a difference

     

    They might think

    that he was just

    An old Jewish man.

     

    And dismiss his complaints.

     

    For them

     

    clearly

     

    Did

    Not

    understand

    Nor

    Care

    At

    all

     

    How utterly deplorable

    Disgusting and vile

    Such comments were

     

    Especially in

    the Holocaust museum

     

    The Holocaust museum

    moved him deeply

     

    And he vowed to himself

    that he would do all

    he could

     

    to make sure

    The world would never

    see another Holocaust

     

     

    Your Love Still Gives Me a thrill

    Ever since I met you

    My life has been a thriller

    Filled with love

    Mystery and desire

    And thrills and spills

     

    Every day

    Filled with surprises

    Filled with love

    Filled with you

     

    I fall in love with you

    Every moment, every minute

    Every second I see you

     

    You

    Always

    Gives me such a thrill

     

    You are indeed

    The thrill

    of my heart

     

    And, baby,

    The thrill is not gone away

    From me

     

    Will be with me

    Forever

    until the day

    I die.

     

    Korean Winter Blues

     

    Korean winters

    Are shorter than before—

    Impact of climate change.

     

    Can get very cold

    As Siberian winds

    Blow in from Russia,

     

    Putting the whole country

    Under a deep freeze—

    Polar vortex.

     

    It does not snow

    Too much

    Except in the mountains.

     

    The coldest day

    I ever experienced

    Was in Korea

    Back in 1979.

     

    The AFKN radio announcer

    Said it was minus 70 F

    (57.C Celsius)

    that morning.

     

    I could not shave

    For one week

     

    Just too damn cold

    Hot water for shaving

    Froze instantly

     

    When I First Saw You

    When I first saw you

    In my dreams,

     

    You mesmerized me,

    You hypnotized me.

    You bewitched me

    You put a love spell

    On me

     

    Your love, mojo

    Working overtime.

     

    Sparks flew

    From heart to heart.

     

    You were mine

    And I was yours.

     

    We knew it—

    Someday,

    We would be

    Together.

     

    It took eight years

    Before you walked

    Off a bus

    And into my life,

     

    Becoming my wife,

    My eternal soul mate.

     

     

    Robot ladybug

    Robot ladybug

    doing its ladybug thing

    no more natural bugs left

     

     

    Sam Adams returns to the Green Beaches of Oregon

     

    lovers on a beach
    lovers on a beach

    Sam Adams

    Returned to his native Oregon

    Just after the end of the world

     

    When the Coronavirus

    Had finally morphed,

    Into the dreaded zombie flu

     

    And the zombie apocalypse

    Ravaged the earth.

     

    Sam Adams like a few others

    Was immune

     

    He returned to the Oregon coast

    Walking the lonely empty

    Verdant green beaches.

     

    Looking for survivors

    Finally found a few people

    And they formed a little community.

     

    Brought together by fate

    They bonded

     

    As they walked

    The lonely beaches.

     

    Oceans Dying

     

    The whole world

    Seems to be dying

     

    The world seems

    to be burning

     

    Wildfires everywhere.

    Megadrought out west,

     

    Monster storms everywhere,

    Leader’s dither and dather,

    doing nothing.

     

    but play the blame game

    As the oceans

    continue to die

     

    Climate is Changing

     

    climate is changing

    bad weather is everywhere

    California burns

     

    Evil Winds Haiku

     

    evil winds blowing

    California burning

    Santa Anna Wind

     

    What Do Trees Think of Us?

     

    what do the trees think

    About us human beings

    Do they fear humans?

     

     

    Walking along the Winter Korean Beach

     

    Walking along the

    Winter Korean Beach

    With the love of my life

    By my side,

     

    She looks at me

    With red hot love

    Flames shooting

    From her black eyes,

     

    Melting away my heart

    Driving out the cold

    of the winter beach.

     

    11 Winter Haiku/Senryu

    Published in Failed Haiku, December 2021

    As winter settles in, so too do the ghosts of memory, pandemic fears, and seasonal melancholy.

    These ten haiku and senryu reflect the emotional landscape of winter 2021·2022, a time marked by isolation and reflection. Originally published in Failed Haiku, this collection captures fleeting moments  of sorrow, resilience, and quiet contemplation.

    Winter Is Coming

     

    Winter is coming

    Cold winds whisper through the trees

    Christmas drawing near

     

    The COVID Virus

     

    The COVID virus

    Surging everywhere it seems

    Winter discontent

     

    Goodbye, 2021

     

    Winter is coming

    Two thousand twenty-two looms

    Goodbye, twenty-one

     

    Fading Memory

     

    2021

    Fading into memory

    Good riddance, we say

     

    Corona Ghosts Rise

    corona
    corona

    Dreading the winter

    Dreading more COVID to come

    Corona ghosts rise

     

    Winter Depression

     

    COVID fears re-emerging

    Travel restrictions return

    Winter is very cold

     

    Whispers in the Wind

     

    Winter is so cold

    With so many ghosts around

    Whispers in the wind

     

    COVID Ghosts Whisper

     

    COVID ghosts whisper

    Crying in the winter wind

    YouTube blues playing

     

    Corona Ghosts Dance

     

    Corona ghosts dance

    Wintertime sadness returns

    Recalling the lost

     

    Revelations

     

    Winter beginning death

    Are the end times coming soon?

    Revelations true?

     

    Snowing Winter Haiflu

     

    snowing winter night

    so many corona ghosts

    voices crying in the wind

     

     

    Sunsets of Love

    My favorite time of

    day

    Is sunset

     

    As the sun begins to set,

    I pour a glass of wine for my wife

    Or sometimes rum or whiskey

     

    And sit down for dinner.

    Drinking our drink

    While watching the sunset,

     

    Over the western sea.

    Sometimes,

    we take a walk

     

    At sunset and watch the sun

    Sink beneath the west sea

    Off Yeoungjong Island

     

    Near the Incheon airport town.

    We live on an island

    So, the sea is all around us,

     

    The park nearby

    It has splendid sea views.

     

    And the mountain top

    It is a great place

    To catch the sunset

     

    Over the nearby sea.

    My favorite sunset story

     

    Though comes from Barbados,

    In the Caribbean sea.

     

    At the right time,

    Of the year,

    Usually in winter,

     

    At sunset,

    When the weather

    cooperates

     

    With a few clouds

    in the sky

    As the sun sets,

     

    You might be lucky

    You might experience the green flash

    the entire sky turns bright green,

    for a flash of a second,

     

    then settles down

    into evening calm.

    I experienced it four times

     

    Four times in three years

    Always a special occasion.

     

    The locals always

    claim

     

    If you look for the green flash

    It will not flash

     

    But when you are

    ready

    It will show its magic

     

    And you will be lucky

    The next day.

     

    And we celebrated

    With a glass of Mt Guy rum

     

    A perfect way

    To end, a perfect sunset.

     

    But in the end,

    If I have

    my wife

    By my side,

     

    The sunset will always

    Be a magical ending

     

    For another day.

    In our earthy

    paradise,

     

    Spent with love

    Of my life

    by my side.

     

    The Elephant in the Room

    In watching

    the news coverage

     

    Of the rising crime wave

     

    There is one thing missing

    Everyone skirts around it

     

    No one wants to deal with it

    No one wants to talk

    about it

     

    No one wants to do anything else

     

    The elephant in the room.

     

    GUNS

     

    GUNS

     

    GUNS

     

    GUNS

     

    MORE GUNS

     

    GUNS FOR EVERYONE

     

    NO LIMITS

     

    NO LICENSE

     

    GO GET A GUN.

    And Blow Someone Away

     

    The result

     

    More deaths

     

    Guns kill people.

    That is what they

     

    Are designed to do

     

    That is Buddha nature

    Of guns after all.

     

    So easy to pull the

    trigger

     

    Blow someone away

    Dead people tell no tales.

     

    MUST

     

    GET

     

    MY

    GUN

     

    The elephant in the room

     

    Smiles

     

    The NRA smiles

    Their work is done.

     

    Contaza Love Poem

     

    On one fine day, she

    came to me

     

    She came to me

    in a dream that date

     

    Later I met her, it was fate.

    She was that I want

    to be

     

    Within weeks

    she became my life

     

    Months later she

    became my wife.

     

    When I saw her, I knew

    it was she

     

    The day we met,

    we went for food

     

    Seeing her there,

    lifted my mood.

     

    From that moment

    she would be mine.

     

    From that date we

    became we

     

    For that date

    in late September

     

    Is a date

    I will remember.

     

    Sam Adams Cutting Words

     

    Sam Adams

    Has a bitter sarcastic

    Cutting attitude

     

    Infamous for his

    Sam Adam’s wit

    Much feared and hated

     

    But many laughed along

     

    As his wit

    was just so funny

    Unless you were the

    victim

     

    Of his verbal cuts

    and put-downs.

     

    Often unloading

    on people

    His bitter sarcastic

    cuts

     

    Designed to humiliate

    And hurt,

    zeroing in on your faults.

     

    A true master

    Of the kiss up

    Kick down

    Intimidation philosophy of life.

     

    He was a verbal bully

    And like most bullies

    Could dish it out

     

    But I did not appreciate it

     

    When it was returned

    Back to him.

     

    What is Love Explained to a Space Alien

     

    One day a spaceship

    landed

    Near Sam Adams’s house,

     

    And a tall alien

    Dressed in silver

     

    Accompanied by three shorter aliens

    Came to his house.

    And told him,

    They were from the planet Sirius,

    And conducting a survey

     

    Of the earth,

    And had some

    questions

     

    For Sam Adams

     

    They had picked him,

    Because they considered him

    A subject matter expert

    On the topic of love.

     

    Which was one

    Of the five things,

    That they could not understand

     

    About humanity.

    No one else

    Among the one million

    Intelligent species,

    Had such a concept.

     

    Sam asked what the

    other things were

    That they did not understand

    They said,

     

    US and global

    politics,

    God

    Gun Violence

    Climate Change

     

    And finally, the issue of love,

     

    Sam told them,

    Let’s discuss these

    issues

     

    Over a beer,

    The beer is on me.

    Since you are visitors.

     

    When they got

    the Cosmos Bar

    Sam introduced them

    to the owner

     

    And ordered drinks

    The owner said to them,

     

    Space aliens drinking in my bar.

    Why not?

     

    And served them their drinks

    On the house, she said.

     

    The aliens said,

     

    Let’s start with love,

     

    Tell us what this thing is

    You called love,

     

    You see in the whole

    universe

    There is no such concept

    Of romantic love.

     

    In most cultures, there are marriages

    And most people are bisexual

    And group marriages are the norm

     

    Love is seen

    As merely sexual attraction

    And most people pick their partners

     

    From computer-generated links

    For we have figured

    it all out

     

    It simply matching attractions

    And computers can figure that out

     

    Not a big deal at all.

    But you persist in

    denying

     

    That love is nothing but

    A chemical DNA thing.

    Designed to promote

    Mating and carrying babies.

     

    Explain to me

     

    Since the media has dubbed you

    The most romantic man

    In the world

     

    So again, explain it

    to us

     

    What is love?

     

    Sam Adams answered

     

    It comes down to this

    Love is mysterious

    Love is magic.

     

    There is a certain Zen element

    To love

     

    A certain Taoist

    element as well

     

    Those who can define

    it

    Have never experienced it

     

    And those who have experienced it

    Can never describe it.

     

    Love is what it is

    And sometime

    It is what it ain’t.

     

    One cannot define it

    But you know it

    When it happens.

     

    One can say a few

    things

     

    Love happens

    When you least expect it.

     

    Love creeps up on you

    Love happens

    When you are washing dishes,

     

    Drinking wine.

    Dancing at a club

    Making love

    For the first time

     

    Or the 10,000th time,

    And every time

    It is different

     

    Then the time before.

    Love happens when you

    give up

     

    Searching for love,

    Waiting for love,

    Wishing for love,

     

    Wishing for the one.

    Then one day

    The one walks out

     

    Of your dreams,

    And into your life

    Becoming your spouse.

     

    He told them a story

     

    About his own love story,

     

    “One day, my spouse

    Was berating me

    For all my myriad faults

    All my sins against her

     

    My omissions and

    commissions

    Malfeasance and misfeasance

     

    Things I had done

    And things I had failed to do.

     

    All of which

    I acknowledged

    And apologized for

     

    But finally,

     

    I had enough

     

    I said,

     

    “Well, if I am so bad

    So horrible

    So evil a creature

    And a person you hate

    So much,

     

    Why

    Did you marry me?”

     

    She laughed,

     

    “Temporary insanity

    And I am still insane.

    Thirty-nine years later”.

     

    We both laughed

    And fell in love

    Again,

    As always,

     

    We fall in love

    With each other

    Every day,

    Every moment

    Every second

     

    We see each other.

     

    It dawned on Sam

    He had the answer

    To the question

     

    Told the Space aliens,

     

    “And that my space alien friends,

    Is the true unknowable madness

    The true Zen spirit of love”.

     

    “Let’s drink to

    the magic of love”.

     

    Finishing his beer

    and ordering

    Another round,

     

    The lead alien said

     

    “Well, that was

    interesting

     

    And I think we begin

    To understand you all

    A bit more.

     

    You are indeed

    The most interesting people

    In the whole universe

     

    And have the best

    beer

    Whiskey and coffee

     

    In the known universe”.

     

    And they drank

    And talked all night long

    Discussing everything

     

    Sam tried to answer

    their questions

     

    But he so many

    for them as well.

     

    They told Sam about

    the universe

     

    And our place in it

    And their plans for us.

     

    The bartender had

    Alerted the media

     

    Who showed up,

    at sunrise,

     

    as they were

    wrapping things up

     

    drinking coffee

    to finish the night.

     

    The aliens did an

    interview

     

    And said Sam had explained

    The greatest mystery of humanity

    What is love?

     

    And they said,

    We will be back soon

     

    Tell your leaders

    To expect us.

     

    And Sam,

     

    Next time,

    we will pick you up.

    Some drinks

    from our planet,

    And the drinks are on us.

     

    My Favorite Things

    wine
    wine

    These are among me

    favorite things

     

    Drinking coffee in the morning

    While watching the news

     

    And writing in my journals

    Recalling my dreams.

     

    Talking to my wife

     

    When she wakes up

    Filling the room

    With the light

     

    Of her love.

    Dispatching me

    nightmares

     

    Replacing them

    With love and happiness.

     

    Drinking tea

    In the afternoon

     

    As I work on my blog.

     

    Evening drinking wine

    At sunset

     

    With my wife

    The love of my life.

     

    By my side

    If I have her

     

    I am the richest person

    In the world.

     

    Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace

     

    Sometimes watching the news

    Particularly FOX news

    One would think

    That we are living in 1955

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    One would think

    That we are living

    In the red scare

    Of the 1950s

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    When communism

    Was a real threat

    To American style capitalism

     

    Repeat after me

     

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    They call the democrats

    Communists, socialists, and sometimes

    Fascists

     

    As if these three things

    Are the same

     

    Repeat after me

     

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    And they have resurrected

    Some of the overheated rhetoric

    Of that era

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    But fortunately

    Most people are not buying

    What they are selling

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    Most people don’t think

    That the communists are out

    To destroy America

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    Realizing that there

    are no communists

    Left in the world

     

    Except for a few hard-core

    believers.

    in Berkeley

     

    Even the Chinese

    Are not communist anymore

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communists

    There are no communists left

    Communists are dead.

     

    Communism died in 1990

    Some

    of the MAGA crowd

     

    Don’t know that

    Because they have

    been brainwashed

     

    for on the fox alternative world

    it is still 1955

    communists are out to get you

    and scary brown people too!

     

    And LGBTQ people

    Are out to turn you gay

     

    Or perhaps

     

    They  have been asleep

    Since 1990.

     

    Speaker Johnson

    How can you say

    That everyone going

    To the No Kings Day Protest

    Is  a communist

     

    And it is being organized

    And funded by the communist party

     

    By Communist Chinese

    or North Korean money

    secretly laundered through

    George Soros’ foundation?

     

     

    There are only

    10,000 CPA members

    Left alive

     

    And 7 million patriotic Americans

    Showed up

    They can’t all be communists can

    they?

     

    Repeat after me

     

    The democrats are not communist

    There are no communists left

    Communism is dead

     

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