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  • Plenthora Publishes Wearing Masks

    Plenthora Publishes Wearing Masks

    Plethora Publishes Wearing Masks

    Good news Cosmos Fans. Plethora Published Wearing Masks in their recent edition

    https://www.plethorablogazine.com/post/poems-by-jake-cosmos-aller

     

    Poems by Jake Cosmos Aller

    Wearing a Mask is not a political statement

    to my friends in America

    and around the world

    to those who think

    that somehow the corona virus

    only infects other people

    that it is all a liberal hoax

    overblown

    nothing more than a bad flu

    and nothing to do with me

    demanding that we all go

    back to work

    what is wrong with you?

    have you lost your humanity?

    will millions have to die

    so you can have a Big Mac?

     

    so you can have a Big Mac

    and a beer

    whenever you damn please

    and no one can tell you

    please wear a mask

    have you lost all reason

    is it all now

    about owning the dems

    and the damn libtards

    is there any thing left

    in your cold greedy heart?

    and you still proclaim

    that you are Christian

    as you violate all the Christian principles

    what would Jesus do

     

    what would Jesus do

    what does the bible say

    we should do

    in the midst of this pandemic

    is it the Christian thing to do

    to let millions of people die

    did not Christ talk about love

    compassion and mercy

    would not Jesus

    wear a mask

    to protect himself

    and others

    from this ravaging disease

    that does not care

     

    that does not care

    who you are

    who you voted for

    which church you go to

    and Jesus and God

    are not there

    watching all of us

    as the virus spreads

    it will affect you

    sooner or later

    and when it does

    perhaps if you had worn

    a mask

     

    A mask

    you might have prevented

    a few more people

    have died

    a few more people

    including your grandfather

    grandmother

    friend

    relative might be alive

    if you were not such

    a self centered man

    and I appeal to you man

    to man up become a member

    of the human race again

    Wearing a Mask Saves Lives

    To the owner of Liberty Bar and Grill

    I understand that you are banning

    wearing of masks inside your bar

    because somehow wearing a mask

    offends you and your Christian values

    and makes a political statement

    that the person wearing a mask

    is a libtard or a Democrat

    or anti-Trump

    and those kinds are not welcomed

    in your bar and grill

    therefore you are putting your staff

    your friends and your family at risk

    of catching and spreading

    the corona virus

     

    the corona virus

    You say that you don’t care

    if people get the corona virus

    it is nothing but a cold or flu

    but the thing about it

    the deadly thing about the virus

    the virus does not care about you

    or your political views

    and if you or your friends catch it

    some of them will get sick and die

    and it would all be because of your actions

    and wearing a mask is not

    a political statement

    wearing a mask does not show weakness

     

    wearing a mask does not show weakness

    and does not mean that the wearer

    is a political enemy

    I would respect you more

    if you posted a sign

    no liberals, democrats

    non-whites, gays and anti-Trumpers

    allowed but that would be illegal

    so you take it out on mask wearers

    you are so following the Christian faith

    what would Jesus say to you

    I wonder?

    Just shut up already

    Put on the damn mask no doubt

    End of America

    In 2020 we are seeing the end

    of America

    a virus spreads out

    across the land

    the economy craters

    100 thousands of Americans

    lie dead

    then protests break out

    over the brutal murder

    of a named black man

    in broad daylight

    and protests break out

    all over the land

    America is divided

    America is breaking down

    America is breaking down,

    dying in our streets

    and politicians

    are calling for a crackdown

    is a fascist military take over coming soon

    will all protests be deemed illegal

    as the police state takes over

    and America lies dying

    and will the fascists

    finally take over the land

    and we become just another

    failed former democracy?

    will the world soon forget

    that America died this summer

    the summer of the end of America

    October Falling Rain

    The falling rain
    Of late October
    Fills me with essential dread

    As I rush about
    And end up here
    Wherever here is

    The rain outside
    Seems like the tears of god

    As I sit
    Crying over my beer

    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?
    And what I can set right

    And the rain falls
    And the night darkens

    The rain is falling
    All over this man’s world

    And the rain falls
    And I sit

    Drinking my lonesome drink
    Lost in dreams

    Dreaming of what
    Could never be

    Thinking dark thoughts
    And so I sit
    And dream the night away

    The Story of How We Met

    Note: This is a true story. For further details see Dreams and the Unexplainable– a Chicken
    Soup for the Soul book, published September 2017

    amazon site to order book

     

    BHS

    It all began in Berkeley, California
    In the spring time of 1974

    One fateful afternoon
    I was dozing
    in my high school Physics class.

    SONY DSC

    I looked up
    and saw a tall, beautiful Asian woman
    standing looking at me.

    She was the most beautiful women
    in the universe to me

    Park_Shin-hye

    I screamed out, who are you?
    She disappeared
    like she was beamed away
    from my dream.

    I knew that someday
    I would meet the girl
    In the dream

    Little did I know
    I would have
    to wait until 1982

    Starting that month
    I began having the same dream
    Month and month and month.
    Always the same.

    She was saying something
    in a strange language.

    Then one day I had the dream
    and knew that she was in Korea.

    So, I chose to go Korea
    In the Peace Corps,

    Somehow knowing
    That I would meet her there.

    One day
    A year after the Peace Corps ended

    A month before I planned
    to leave to return
    to the U.S. for graduate school

    That morning early in the morning
    I had the last of these dreams.
    This time I understood her.

    She said, “Don’t worry.
    We’ll meet soon.”

    That evening
    As I was getting off the bus
    To go to my class

    I saw getting off the bus

    hitching a ride

    The girl in my dream.
    It was she!

    I was speechless.
    I did not know what to do.

    Over the course of the evening
    I ran into her several times.

    Finally, I was introduced to her.
    I muttered some lame excuse
    About wanting to find a Korean tutor
    and got her number.

    The next day she came to the gate
    Of my base where I was teaching
    ESL to Koreans

    She said that she had to speak with me.
    I told to wait in the library
    for about an hour,
    and I would cancel class

    and meet her then.
    We went out for coffee.

    She told me
    that she was madly
    in love with me

    And simply had to have me.
    I told her I felt the same way.

    I proposed five days later,
    And got married one month later.
    Does she believe this story?

    She claims she does not believe it
    Because it is impossible to be true.

    But I know that there are other worlds
    and other times.

    In a past life we must have been together somehow.
    And our love was so strong

    That it crossed over
    the barrier of past lives.

    She found me in 1974,
    But it took until 1982
    For us to actually meet.

    And it has been 35 years
    Since we met in the physical sphere
    Or 43 years since the dream began

    And I still recall the dream
    And meeting her

    I had no choice
    When I met her

    We were fated to be together
    Until the end of this lifetime
    And the next and the next

    Monalisa

    Sure. I’ll send this around tomorrow and post it on my blog. Thanks for making my day.

     

  • New Years Visit to Oregon Coast

    New Years Visit to Oregon Coast

    Former People published three of my poems, “New Years Visit to the Oregon Coast”, ‘Indian Casino Thoughts” and “Casino Thoughts”

    oregon coast
    oregon coast

    New Years Visit to the Oregon Coast

    The end of the year
    We drove to Bookings on the Oregon Coast

    We had a pleasant drive through the mystic fog shrouded Redwoods.
    The gathering gloom of the dark woods foretold my dismal mood

    Slept soundly to the sound of the ocean.
    The super moon light filled

    the beach outside our window
    with an eerie light all night long.

    As we slept people walked the beach
    Enjoying the full moon

    And the unusually warm weather
    Setting off fireworks at midnight

    In the morning I went for a nice walk along the beach
    and thought about the year that was.

    As the waves pounded the shore
    I was filled with calmness

    Enjoying the morning calm
    And the unusual warm weather

    Thinking that the storm is coming
    That perhaps we are in the end of our days

    With the political storms threatening us all
    Yet the ocean reminded me

    This too will pass
    And we will endure

    Until the end of our time
    On earth

    The ocean waves soothed my soul
    And I prepared to drive back through the mystic redwoods

    Back to my home
    And the peaceful ocean waves

    Reminded me
    the end of my life
    Comes closer to my door

    Indian Casino Thoughts

    Indian casino Fun
    Indian casino Fun

    Indian casinos seem to be everywhere
    I have stopped off here and there
    In rural enclaves across the land
    The Indian casinos run by the mob

    For the benefit of the tribes
    The Indian’s revenge on the White man
    For stealing their land
    Is to steal their money

    One gamble at a time
    And make them pay
    For the crimes they committed

    Almost always have a welcome mat
    To teach the ignorant visitor
    Something about their lost culture
    With words in the native languages

    Words that would be illegal to have spoken
    Not so long ago

    As the genocide against the tribes
    Was in full force

    Nowhere worse than in Oregon
    And northern California

    Along the foggy coastal lands
    Where the final solution

    Almost worked
    The survivors
    Such as they are

    Operate dismal dark depressing casinos
    Here and there in the rural countryside

    Along the coast
    And in the hinterlands here and there

    Most barely making any money
    There are so many gambling joints
    Across the land

    And the Indians are being screwed
    Out of their gambling riches

    By the big gaming consortiums
    That run the casinos

    In the reservations
    And across the land

    And I wonder
    Just how much money

    Have these Indian casinos
    Stolen from the elderly pensioners

    And other fools that flock to their premises
    Their neighbors in these small towns

    Where the Indian casino
    is the only joint open
    For business

    indian gaming wikipedia

    Casino Thoughts

    las vegas
    las vegas

    Sitting in a casino of the damned
    Somewhere on the Las Vegas Strip

    Playing the slots
    Watching the crowd go wild

    Watching the machines watching me
    Drinking the free drinks of the damned

    20 drinks too sober
    And the gamblers on the gaming tables

    Gambling away their fortune
    Throwing money away

    In hopes of the payoff
    That somehow never comes

    The pure decadent spectacle
    The fake this and fake that

    Phony this phony that
    False New York
    Paris in Vegas

    Venetian canals, Roman forum
    MGM Grand Lions

    All fake, all phony
    All deliciously decadent
    The noise

    The scantily clad waitresses
    The men ogling the women

    The women ogling back at them
    The scent of wild decadence
    Bad craziness in the air

    The music – the lounge music from hell
    The constant sound

    Of money exchanging hands
    It all overwhelms me

    And I must sit down
    And drink my reality drink

    Drink it down and dirty
    As I continue

    To feed the hungry, greedy machines
    Made in a workshop in hell

    No doubt with child or slave labor
    Imported from the third world

    All my money
    Is sucked into it

    These machines from hell
    The beast from revelation appears

    Stands revealed in his hideous glorious beauty
    Conducting this mad scene

    And I am consumed by the greed
    And the frenzy takes over me

    All I want
    All I need

    All I desire
    Is one more chance

    One more shot
    I scream

    At the utterly unfeeling monsters
    That ate my money

    And chewed up my soul
    And I know

    The worst drug of all
    Is the gambling fever

    The gold bugs
    I would sell my soul

    If I had one left
    For a chance

    At the jack pot of life
    Instead I am reduced

    To a pathetic broken down looser
    Watching the world and Elvis
    Pass him by

    Viva Las Vegas
    Imperial God of the American Dream
    Bitch Goddess of the American Nightmare

  • Reflections on the Passing of the Years

    Reflections on the Passing of the Years

    these are my reflections on the passing of the years

    Worst Year Ever

    2017 How Much I despise You
    Following 2016 the second worst year ever
    Will 2018 be any better ?

    And what we have suffered
    The darkness settles on the land
    Like a curse on the land

    As our mad demented senile dotard king wannabe
    Struts about the worlds stage
    Ushering Americas inevitable decline

    As America’s foes and friends wonder
    Has America gone mad
    Turing over ultimate power to this man
    A con man narcistic criminal

    Self proclaimed smartest man in the room
    In reality a clueless reality TV hustler
    Whose sell by date has expired

    As he tries to make America great again
    For white Christian men

    The rest of the country struggles
    To cope with the ever declining standard of living

    The 1 percent loved the stock market
    Love the dismantling of the regulatory state
    The corporate tax cuts

    and the coming plunder of the land
    Can Disney Yellowstone be the future?

    While the rest of the world
    Embraces the energy of the future
    And this great denier of the truth
    Wants to boldly take America back

    To the 19th century era of oil, and coal

    Yet perhaps it does not matter in the end
    As long as we have one another

    The darkness will come
    But it will go away someday soon
    The great American nightmare will be over

    This is what I pray for 2018
    The end of the darkness
    that consumes our land

    COSMIC CALENDAR

    calendar months
    calendar months

    January

    January arrives cold as death warmed over
    As I make my annual list of resolutions
    Of the great things I would do

    The lies I tell myself to keep me going
    While recovering from the hangover of the year before
    With regrets for the evitable passing of time itself

    And snow bound cold nights of wild passion
    As we delay death’s knocking on the door

    February

    February is a strange month
    Cold, short and eventful

    In the U.S. The political season heats up
    As politicians rush about

    Making their campaign lies
    Full of promises of things to come

    As we the 99 % huddle down inside
    Watching the lies on TV

    Outside Winter’s last dying breath

    March

    March roars in full of sound and furry
    Signifying the future marching down upon us all

    And March madness hits the sports world
    And politicians meet to plot and scheme

    As we bravely battle the cosmic elements
    Waiting for the promised spring

    Hay fever greets me
    With the early spring flowers

    April

    April is indeed the cruelest month of all
    So many important events occurred

    Kim Il Sung’s Birthday, Hitler’s Birthday
    And in the U.S. the dreaded tax man cometh

    To take it all away as the flowers overwhelm
    And Spring Fever takes hold

    Driving us all mad
    With strange erotic desires

    May

    May is in many ways
    My second favorite month of all
    The flowers are blooming bright

    The mountains are aflame with desire
    The summer heat is coming

    The plans for the year are coming along
    The political campaigns heat up
    And good movies come out

    Star wars arrived
    Spider man and superman and batman

    All came out to play
    In late May

    And baseball begins in earnest
    And most importantly

    My wife was born

    June

    June is always a month of transition
    End of the school year

    Summer transfer season
    People leaving people coming

    Hurricanes and Tornados attacking
    And wars starting and people dying

    As fire flies buzz about
    And rabbits eat my garden

    As the summer heat descends upon the land
    I walk late at night

    Recalling that Watergate
    Occurred in June

    July

    July is the queen of the summer season
    As she heats up the land

    Throwing storm after summer storm
    And politicians run away
    After the July forth fireworks

    Man landed on the moon
    Richard Nixon Left the White House

    And we all know that half the year
    Has flown by

    August

    So much has happened
    During the hottest most hellish of months

    Despite the summer sauna that descends upon the land
    Enervating all driving people mad with the heat

    World War 1 started
    World War 11 ended
    Hiroshima ushered in the nuclear age

    Hurricanes Katrina and Harvey
    And tornado ally
    All roar down upon the land

    And I met the love of my life
    Getting off a bus
    One August evening

    September

    What can one say about September
    Like June a month of transitions

    And one is filled with ambition
    Wanting to finish up what one started

    Before the fall arrives
    And Winter is hinting it is coming

    School starts
    New jobs start

    New people come into one’s life
    And like August’s hangover

    Big earth shattering events happen
    The fall of the stock market

    The housing bubble bursting
    The endless budget games

    As the politicians argue
    Whether to bankrupt the country
    To make a political point or two

    And 9-11 terrorizing the world
    All September’s gifts to the land

    October

    October is my favorite month of all
    The leaves turn

    The weather is usually delightful
    Just a tease of the coming winter

    Fall ball season underway
    Baseball games and Halloween madness
    ends the month with a huge bang

    And I celebrate my legal birth on the 29th
    Also the day I legally got married

    And on the October 30 1955 I was born
    And Rock n Roll was born as well

    Coincidence I think not

    November

    November is one of the strange months
    Begins like a hangover of October

    Then it turns ugly and weird
    Political fever hits the land

    Every two years
    As the people brave the early November chill

    To decide what fools they will send to DC
    The politicians lie and scheme and plot

    And beg and lie again
    And the world turns

    And the new leaders emerge
    Welcome the new Bosses

    Same as the old bosses
    Just new packaging

    And Donald Trump storms the barricades
    Threatening the establishment’s strangle hold
    On America and the world

    Yes November is a strange month

    December

    Perhaps the loneliness month of all
    The most consequential of all the months

    And yet also the most depressing end of time
    Kind of month

    If the apocalypse zombie or otherwise
    Were to occur

    It would be in December
    That is the sort of insane month it is

    The end of the year
    As darkness settles down on the land

    And holiday parties abound
    Full of false cheer

    And faked love
    And for those who don’t celebrate Christmas

    A lonely day perhaps at the movies
    A few awkward calls to the relatives

    Then New Years
    Watching the world end

    Drinking up a storm
    And knowing that the year ended

    And you are one step closer to the grave

    .
    POEM: FALLING RAIN

    rain end of the year
    rain falling

    The falling rain
    Of late October

    Fills me with essential dread
    As I rush about

    And end up here
    Wherever here is

    The rain outside
    Seems like the tears of god

    As I sit
    Crying over my beer

    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?

    And what I can set right
    And the rain falls

    And the night darkens
    The rain is falling

    All over this man’s world
    And the rain falls

    And I sit
    Drinking my lonesome drink

    Lost in dreams
    Dreaming of what
    Could never be

    Thinking dark thoughts
    And so I sit

    And dream the night away
    literary yard poems by Jake Cosmos Aller

  • ” the World According to Cosmos”  updates

    ” the World According to Cosmos” updates

    새해 복 많이 보내세요 (Saehae bok manhi bonaeseyo).
    happy new years in Korean! from a cold Korean day

    2018 End of the Year Updates to World According to Cosmos

    I have just updated my blog, “the World According to Cosmos” with fresh content for the new years. I have over 300 followers and over 1,000 hits since I launched it in February 2018.
    Please head on over and sign up. I hope you will like it.

    here are the “2018 End of the Year Updates to “the World According to Cosmos.”

    Highlights include publication of my poetry in All Poetry, Poetry Soup, Cosmosfunnel, Hello Poetry, Poetry Magnum Opus, writing.com, and Open Arts Forum among other sites. You can follow me there, as well as here!!!!
    The Ugly writers have published a number of my poems on Sleaze. I have started publishing my Fake Things chapbook on the blog, with my ‘Fake Foods” poems being featured. I also have started publishing my “Snarling Cup of Coffee” chapbook featuring my coffee poems and my love poems. Duane Poetree recently published my “No More Coffee “ blues and he has published a number of other of my poems. Please visit his site for great poetry. Outlaw poetry is another site that has published a lot of my work. Please visit them as well. Two Drops of Ink has published a number of my poems as have Scarlet Leaf Review. Please visit them as well. Ariel Chart has published some of my short stories. Worth a visit there as well.

    in the coming year I hope to become an Instagram, Pinterest and You Tube poet as well. Stay tune.

    Have a great and productive year of the Golden Pig in 2019.

    photo of pig zodiac symbol
    year of the pig

    It is especially poignant because my wife was born 60 years ago in the year of the Golden Pig. I was born in the year of the Goat. According to Chinese astrology that is the best possible marriage combination.

    year of the pig

    Enjoy and visit my web page and let me know what you think.

  • The Dead Never Die on Facebook

    this is a poem about a common occurance in this digitalized age. I often receive face book friend requests from the dead, including my sister who died ten years ago. it seems that the dead Never Die on Facebook. It is very creepy but I have not yet contacted Face Book about it. One of these days, I will follow the advice listed in the link at the end of this poem and let Face Book know that she is no more among the living but on the other hand it is kind of nice she is living somewhere in Facebook’s computer memory banks.


    The Dead Never Die on Facebook

    In this day and age
    Of fake life and death

    The dead don’t die
    They live on in social media hell

    Spewing forth occasional
    fake friend requests
    from face book hell

    My sister died in 2007
    I still get monthly reminders
    From somewhere in Facebook hell

    A request to be a friend
    From my dear dead sister

    I never respond
    That would be too creepy

    If she responded
    From where ever
    Face book sent her

    So, my plea
    To Mr. Zuckerberg

    Please Sir
    Allow the dead to die

    Send them to their just resting places
    And remove them from Facebook

    And discontinue
    Their fake friend requests
    That is just too creepy

    I notice that sometimes
    You create an memorial page
    For the recently departed

    But you have not cleaned
    Up your site

    The dead still prowl the corners
    Of fakebook

    With their creepy requests
    To be their friend

    Please sir
    Kill them off
    Let them rest in peace

    comment: not limited to Fake Book, I get daily requests from dead people on Linkinlin as well as Face book, Instagram etc. would be nice if FB could remove the dead from their site! really creepy to get requests to add my sister as a friend ten years after she died!

    from my “Fake Things” chapbook collection, a work in progress
    How 1 Billion People Are Coping With Death and Facebook

  • Poems About Fake Things Chapbook

    Poems About Fake Things Chapbook

    Poems About Fake Things

    updated with fresh index, audio and first poem, ‘Fake Things”. Foliate Oak Literary magazine will publish the poem in their next edition. Stay tuned, I will provide a link in due course.



    just an update. Foliate Literary Review has just published “Fake Things”
    foliate literary review

    These are my poems about fake things. By “fake things” I mean almost everything we find in this modern world because no one including me is the original product of nature. I wear glasses, dentures, and live in an artificial environment. just because something is fake does not make it evil or fraudulent but many fake things are fraudulent. This is especially true about fake food. Almost none of which with the possible exceptions of home made smoothies are better than the original product found in nature. and most are dreadful for you although scientifically designed to taste good. I know I used to eat Fast food until I woke up and realize that it was slowly killing me so I became much more conscious of my food intake – although I am not yet a vegan!

    and these poems are dark, cynical, poetic rants. Which makes me a fake person because in real life I am pretty content except for when I write! so in that sense I too am nothing but a fake person.

    some of these may be offensive to some people particularly the political and religious poems. In my opinion, all religious believe is fundamentally fake in the sense that religion is based on supernatural understandings of the world. People have a right to believe or not believe anything they want to and I am not trying to change peoples minds, just pointing out my opinions.

    these opinions are mine alone and do not reflect any of my prior employers.

    if some of these are offensive to you I apologize in advance. So read, enjoy I hope and send me your feedback.

    if you have your own examples I would be happy to add them to the final product. So here goes, my poems about Fake Things….

    photos


    picture of President Trump
    president trump
    photo of terminator AI robot
    BARCELONA, SPAIN – MAY 09: The Terminator robot is seen in the paddock following qualifying for the Spanish Formula One Grand Prix at the Circuit de Catalunya on May 9, 2009 in Barcelona, Spain. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

    the rise of the facebook dead

    Audio Files (will update as I record them)


    updated index

    Fake Things
    Fake Things
    Fake People

    Fake People
    AI Created Fake People
    Fake Love
    Fake Life
    Fake Death
    Fake Souls
    Fake Jake
    Fake relationships
    Fake friends
    Fake laugher
    Fake crying

    Fake food
    Fake food
    Fake coffee
    Fake vegan meat
    Fake fish
    Fake Bread
    Fake Cheese
    Fake KFC
    Fake Mc Donald’s
    Fake healthy Food
    Fake Menus
    Fake Salt
    Fake cereal
    Fake ice cream
    Fake eggs
    Fake bacon
    Fake tea
    Fake booze
    Fake beer best beer in the world
    Fake rum best rum in the world
    Fake soju
    Fake malkali
    Fake kimchi- the kimchi-Kimuchi wars
    Fake vodka

    Fake appearances
    Fake appearances
    Fake hair
    Fake eyes
    Fake ears
    Fake faces
    Fake Teeth
    Fake Legs
    Fake knees
    Future of fake body parts
    Fake Hearts

    Fake Drugs

    Fake Drugs
    More on Fake Drugs
    Fake Weed

    Fake Art

    Fake writers
    Fake poets
    Fake artists
    Fake musicians

    Fake Sports

    Fake Wrestling
    Fake Falls in Soccer
    Fake Home runs – drug enhanced sports
    Robot Sports?


    Fake Politics
    Fake Politics
    Fake Solutions
    Fake Outrage
    Fake Denials
    Fake Apologies
    Fake Cops
    Fake news
    Fake Voting Scams
    Fake Presidents
    Fake Human- Alien Shape Shifting Lizards
    Fake Humans – Coming of the Clones
    Fake Humans -Designer Babies
    Fake Humans – AI Decides to Kill All Humans

    Fake Gods

    Fake Gods
    Fake War on Christmas
    Fake War on Christianity
    Fake Prophets
    Fake business
    Fake Products Conquer the World
    Fake Business
    Fake clothes
    Fake shoes
    Fake bags
    Fake watches
    Fake car parts
    Fake Visas
    Fake Marriages
    Fake Divorces
    Fake Deaths
    Fake computers
    Fake phones
    Fake marriage videos
    Fake videos
    Deep Fake
    Fake Calls
    Fake Real Estate Ads – True story
    Fake Builders
    Fake drivers
    Fake lawyers

    Other fake Things

    Fake mosquitos
    Fake Science

    Fake Promises
    Fake Sincerity
    Fake promises
    Fate Praise
    Fake beginnings
    Fake endings

    the first lead poem follows:

    Fake Things
    Fake Things
    Fake People

    Fake People
    AI Created Fake People
    Fake Love
    Fake Life
    Fake Death
    Fake Souls
    Fake Jake
    Fake relationships
    Fake friends
    Fake laugher
    Fake crying

    Fake food
    Fake food
    Fake coffee
    Fake vegan meat
    Fake fish
    Fake Bread
    Fake Cheese
    Fake KFC
    Fake Mc Donald’s
    Fake healthy Food
    Fake Menus
    Fake Salt
    Fake cereal
    Fake ice cream
    Fake eggs
    Fake bacon
    Fake tea
    Fake booze
    Fake beer best beer in the world
    Fake rum best rum in the world
    Fake soju
    Fake malkali
    Fake kimchi- the kimchi-Kimuchi wars
    Fake vodka

    Fake appearances
    Fake appearances
    Fake hair
    Fake eyes
    Fake ears
    Fake faces
    Fake Teeth
    Fake Legs
    Fake knees
    Future of fake body parts
    Fake Hearts

    Fake Drugs

    Fake Drugs
    More on Fake Drugs
    Fake Weed

    Fake Art

    Fake writers
    Fake poets
    Fake artists
    Fake musicians

    Fake Sports

    Fake Wrestling
    Fake Falls in Soccer
    Fake Home runs – drug enhanced sports
    Robot Sports?


    Fake Politics
    Fake Politics
    Fake Solutions
    Fake Outrage
    Fake Denials
    Fake Apologies
    Fake Cops
    Fake news
    Fake Voting Scams
    Fake Presidents
    Fake Human- Alien Shape Shifting Lizards
    Fake Humans – Coming of the Clones
    Fake Humans -Designer Babies
    Fake Humans – AI Decides to Kill All Humans

    Fake Gods

    Fake Gods
    Fake War on Christmas
    Fake War on Christianity
    Fake Prophets
    Fake business
    Fake Products Conquer the World
    Fake Business
    Fake clothes
    Fake shoes
    Fake bags
    Fake watches
    Fake car parts
    Fake Visas
    Fake Marriages
    Fake Divorces
    Fake Deaths
    Fake computers
    Fake phones
    Fake marriage videos
    Fake videos
    Deep Fake
    Fake Calls
    Fake Real Estate Ads – True story
    Fake Builders
    Fake drivers
    Fake lawyers

    Other fake Things

    Fake mosquitos
    Fake Science

    Fake Promises

    Fake Sincerity
    Fake promises
    Fate Praise
    Fake beginnings
    Fake endings

  • “Strangeness in the Air”

    “Strangeness in the Air”

    Strangeness in the Air

    My poem, “Strangeness in the Air”, has been published by Scars TV in their literary calendar for 2018. “Strangeness in the Air” appears on the November 3, 2019 entry.

    Details follow:

    Hi there from Scars Publications – we wanted to let you know that Scars Publications released a 2019 weekly literary date book. On the right-hand side of every open set of pages in the book is a week of the 2019 calendar year (from 12/23/18 through 1/4/20), and on the left-hand side of every page (and sometimes at the bottom of right-hand page weeks with the beginnings or endings of the month leaving space) there is room for short poetry, micro-prose and artwork chosen from 2018 issues of cc&d magazine and Down in the Dirt magazine. Since your material was chosen (both writing and select artwork was chosen to be included) from the past year of accepted materials for inclusion in this annual literary date book, we wanted to let you know about this brand-new annual collection book is titled “2019 literary review date book”! Links to see all of chosen writers and artists (and the titles of their work) in “the 2019 literary review date book”: scars TV literary calendar for 2019

    Scars TV Literary Calendar 2019

    (for November 3, 2019)

    Strangeness in the Air

    There is strangeness in the air
    A sense of cosmic Unease
    Hangs silently in the Purple Crystalline Sky

    America woke up

    and decided
    to quit
    following like lemmings
    over the Clift

    As the Pied Piper chants

    image of pied piper
    pied piper says stay the course

    stay the course, stay the course
    we were like lemmings
    dying to save his wounded pride

    Today there is that strange difference
    in the Air

    As Americans woke up
    and threw off
    their chains of fear

    Down in the Dirty also published my poem, “My Name Is Nobody” in their anthology, “Natural Light”

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    My Name is Nobody

    My name, it is Nobody
    No one cares who I am
    I am just a nameless clone
    In the cold unfeeling bureaucracy

    Just one of the army
    Of civilians who flood into and out of the city
    Every day

    A non-entity,
    A ghost
    A govbot
    A cyber
    A spook
    A faceless automan
    A bureaucrat

    Just a grey suited cog in the machinery
    And no one cares
    No one knows who I really am

    And I am legend
    Everywhere and nowhere

    Just the way this modern world
    All shred of humanity
    Crushed beneath the cruel wheel of society

    In the cold harsh world
    There is no room anymore
    For true human feelings

    We are just robots, clones, machines
    And so I go to work
    Put on my mask

    And no one hears my inner screams
    And no one will ever care

    writing by jake cosmos aller

  • Snarling Cup of Coffee Chapbook Updated with audio clips

    Snarling Cup of Coffee Chapbook Updated with audio clips

    Table of Contents

    Note: this chapbook brings together some of my favorite poems, many have been published. An * indicates prior publication. Some appear in my earlier submission to you. The acknowledge page at the end provides a complete publication credit list.

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

    and other Poems

    Note: this chapbook brings together some of my favorite poems, many have been published. An * indicates prior publication. I will post a few each week until I am finished with the entire set. I published these poems in the Poetry Superhiway’s poetry chapbook giveaway contest December 1, 2018, and I would be delighted to send the entire set to anyone who is interested. Comments and feedback welcome, but please keep it civil. Please note that these are entirely my own opinions and do not reflect the opinions of any of my prior employers

    Coffee Poems

    Snarling Cup of Coffee*
    No More Coffee Blues*
    Ode to Coffee*

    Love Poems

    The Story of How We Met *
    Chains that Bind Us *
    Where Do You and I Begin *
    Lost and Found *

    Political Rants

    The Eye in the Sky *
    The Decline of America*
    When Will This Madness End? *
    Hurricanes from Hell
    It Can’t Happen Here
    Masters of the Universe

    Fake Things please see companion chap book series “Fake Things” coming soon

    Fake News
    Fake Calls *
    Fake Gods
    Fake People
    Idiots in High Places

    Religious Visions

    Imagining the End of the World * Meeting God in a Lake *
    The Cosmic Cat from Berkeley *
    The Cosmic Dog from Goal *

    Travels

    Spring Time in Capitol Hill*
    Wagontire, Oregon *
    Hitchhiking Tales *

    Strange Visions

    Life’s Journey *
    The Fog *
    Slime Patrol to the Rescue *
    Bad Craziness *
    One Night in Bombay *
    Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon *
    The Nebulous Night of Darkness*
    Dental Torture Blues
    Watching Cats Hunt *
    Cats *
    Mozart Blues
    Old Man in the Mirror Must Die *
    One Mystic Shrouded Night *
    Prayer to the Computer Gods *
    Microsoft Found Dictation Poems
    Green Trees Don’t Make It *
    Who is Master?
    My Soul Wants to Fly *
    Cosmic Calendar *

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

    I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
    I pound down the coffee

    First thing I do every day as the dawning sun
    Lights up my lonesome room

    Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee

    I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex-Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee
    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
    Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

    I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear
    I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
    Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements

    I want to scream and shoot the TV and run out side Shouting “Stop the world.

    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”
    The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
    It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
    In its appointed daily run
    And I sit down
    The madness dissipating a bit

    And enjoy my second cup
    Of heaven and hell
    In my morning cup of Joe

    Ode to Coffee

    Mistress of sacred love
    Sacred lady of desire

    You start my day
    Setting my heart on fire
    With your dark delicious flavor

    And throughout the day
    Whenever the mean old blues come by
    You chase them away
    With your bitter sweet ambrosial brew

    Every time I inhale your witches’ brew
    I am filled with power, light and love
    And everything is all right Jack
    If only for a few fleeting minutes

    I love you oh coffee goddess
    In all your magical forms

    In the dark coffee of the dawning day
    In the sizzling coffee in the mid-morning break
    In the afternoon siesta break
    And in the post dinner dessert drink

    I love you my coffee mistress
    You are my refuge
    From this horrid world

    And you are my secret lover
    Never disappoint me, ever
    I’ve never had a bad cup
    Of that I can be sure

    Even the dismal coffee
    Served at Denny’s at 3 am
    Is still sweet loving coffee

    Even the farmer brother’s diner coffee
    Excites me and gets me going
    Asking for another cup of divine delight

    Coffee always is there
    It is always on and piping hot
    With hidden dark secrets
    Swirling in its liquid essence

    Coffee is my last vice
    My only legal vice left

    Coffee does not cheat on me
    It is always faithful, always true
    It does not turn on its friends

    And all it asks in return
    Is that you come back
    Cup after cup after cup

    A good cup of coffee
    Is a little bit of heaven
    In a cup of dark liquid hell

    Coffee is like a drug
    But a good drug that does what is should
    And never complains

    It does not get grouchy
    It does not hurt you

    It does not make you crazy
    But allows the muse to come out
    And play with it

    Coffee led to the American Revolution
    As patriots drank coffee
    To rebel against the aristocratic English tea

    Coffee started the London Stock Market
    And started the gossip mills running

    Every great invention
    Was fed by coffee’s sweet brew sweet allure
    All the great thinkers
    All the great leaders
    All were enslaved to coffee’s magic

    Yeah
    I sing my praises
    Of the great glorious coffee lady

    Long may she continue
    To be my sweet companion

    Long may coffee continue
    To rule my heart
    And set my heart on fire

    I love thee
    Mistress coffee
    And sometimes I think
    You love me too

    No More Coffee Blues

    I love coffee
    Always have

    And coffee has loved me back
    But lately I have soured on her
    Soured on the whole coffee scene

    On the harshness of the morning brew
    And the promises it makes

    As I sip of its nectar
    Drawn into its lair

    Drinking drop by drop
    As the caffeine takes over

    Rewriting my every nerve
    Turning me into a slave
    For its perverted pleasure

    Yes, I love coffee
    But I am afraid

    Coffee is a harsh mistress
    Demanding so much of me

    Promising the sun
    And delivering the Moon

    As I drink her swill
    Deepening under her influence

    I have the coffee blues
    Can’t live without her
    Can’t live with her

    I try
    But tea does not cut it
    Not really

    Booze does not do it
    At least not in the morning

    Yoga is not enough of a buzz
    Nor is the runner’s high

    And I am afraid deadly afraid of cocaine
    And speed and drugs and energy drinks

    And so, I remain a slave to coffee
    My only legal drug

    As I sip another and fall under her seductive spread
    Once more failing in my resolve

    To skip coffee for that day
    That morning that moment

    I shall never be free of her spell
    Ever and she knows it

    As she beckons me
    Every morning with her intoxicating smell

    And I come to her and drink her brew
    And become her slave again and again

    TBC

  • broad kill review published “Snarling Cup of Coffee”

    This poem has been published in about five places now. One of my personal favorites as it is a real beatnik style poem I think…..

    Snarling Cup of Coffee”


    I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
    I pound down the coffee

    First thing I do every day as the dawning sun
    Lights up my lonesome room

    Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee

    I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaiian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex-Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAF coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee
    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
    Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

    I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear
    I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
    Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements

    I want to scream and shoot the
    TV and run outside shouting
    “Stop the world.

    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”
    The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
    It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
    In its appointed daily run

    And I sit down
    The madness dissipating a bit

    And enjoy my second cup
    Of heaven and hell
    In my morning cup of Joe
    road kill review

  • Favorite FB Groups

    I belong to a lot of FB writing groups. Here are some of my favorites. Check them out!

    FB all poetry
    FB poetry soup
    FB echoic
    FB facebook poets
    FB Romeo’s poetry
    FB between lines
    FB idiotic feeble minded poets
    FB starving poets
    FB modern poetry league
    FB poetry share
    FB Payton’s place
    FB Raven Cage
    FB Dark Poetry
    FB Haiku and Hanibun
    FB Outlaw Poets
    FB poets around the world
    FB global vision
    FB WPOM poets
    FB writers ignite
    FB poetry askew club
    FB contemporary poets
    FB wicket writers inn
    FB artistic poetry
    FB fallen angels
    FB poets corner
    FB poetry in the blood
    FB poetic vibes
    FB outlaw poetry network
    FB poetry anything goes
    FB rattle poetry
    FB poetic friends
    FB poets ink
    FB Dragonstone
    FB planet for a budding poet
    FB Jim’s poetry
    FB shattered ink
    FB planet for a budding poet
    FB FB shattered ink
    FB rebel Jones
    FB moon town café
    FB All Poetry
    FB Moon Town Cafe
    FR Poetry Soup
    FB Poetry Wall
    FB Poets Unashamed
    FB Poetry War Zone
    FB poems r us
    FB poets Assalyium
    FB International Assembly of Poets
    FB Poetry Outloud
    FB Poetry Sharing

  • Update to Tumbler  Publishes my Poetry

    Update to Tumbler Publishes my Poetry

    Update to Tumbler Publishes my Poetry

    update:

    Jake Cosmos Aller turned 2 today!

    We hope it was a great year, and we look forward to sharing many more!

    I have started publishing my poetry on tumbler It is also a good site. Here’s the link, check it out!

    More Short Cosmos Poems

    tubmlr link

    My handle is lovejakecallerworld   My blog postings on this site replicate to the tumbler site but I hope to start doing some tumbler blog postings separately  for shorter blogs for example

    cup of coffee
    cup of coffee

     

  • Cats Truly alien species?

    Cats Truly alien species?

    adorable animal blur cat
    Photo by Kelvin Valerio on Pexels.com

    cars are alien species the conspiracy
    my cat poems for your pleasure

    updated to reflect recent publication of The Cosmic Cat from Berkeley, and the  Buddha Cat from Edsal road – both published in the Universe Journal, Bangalore, India September 30, 2019, also recorded those two poems as well.

    April 2018 Poems
    2017 April Poems
    April 2019 Poems

     

    Cat thought

    thoughts about Cats – the true alien life form living amongst us humans.

    Cats Fighting In Incheon

    Watching two cats
    Fighting alongside the sidewalk
    In suburban Incheon New Airport Town

    Completely indifferent
    To the humans walking around them

    And the humans were indifferent to the cats

    As they stood there fighting
    And screeching at each other

    One orange one
    One half black half white one
    Both middle age in cat years

    As I sat there watching the cats
    really getting into it
    I wondered what they were arguing about?

    But since I don’t speak cat
    I really didn’t know

    All I know is they were really screeching at each other
    And almost look like they were about to attack each other

    But one cat backed down
    As the other cat stood their proverbial ground

    If they were humans one would have pulled out a knife
    Or a gun
    And someone would have been killed

    But being mere cats
    They stared at each other
    And walked away

    but they kept glancing at each other
    So, I knew the fight as not over
    Merely postponed until a later hour

    Cats truly are the aliens
    Who live among us humans

    Or perhaps we are the aliens
    Who live among the cats?

    Watching the black cat

    Watching the black cat
    Slinking about

    I am reminded once again the cats
    are not our friends
    as I stare at him

    an alien invader
    From another planet

    Mysterious Black Cat Looking at Me

    As I look out
    At the parking lot

    I see a black cat
    looking at me with dark soulful eyes
    filled with mysterious secrets

    I wondered
    What the cat
    thinks of me?

    The cat looks at me
    With a mysterious grin

    The cat smiles at me
    Like the Cheshire cat

    He smiles
    and runs away into the bushes

    Watching three cats

    watching three cats

    p style=”text-align: left;”>gamboling along

    looking at me

    while i look at them

    Each wondering what sort of weird creatures
    The other is

    And who is the real alien species?

    three cats ready to go

    three cats
    at play

    they look out at the world
    and they are ready

    they are born hunters
    they are hungry
    they are restless

    and they want
    to escape
    from the house

    to chase birds
    squirrels

    and other cats
    to do their cat thing

    That’s the cat’s life after all
    they tolerate us humans
    only because we feed them

    But at heart
    they are wild things

    and wild things
    Need to be free

    Looking Out My Window

    I look out my window
    On the parking lot
    In my suburban Incheon neighborhood

    And see the black mad cat
    That lives underneath
    the apartment house

    And look out at the park
    Thinking of taking a walk

    The cat looks at me
    Kindred spirits perhaps
    Retired waiting to die

    Watching Cats Hunt

    Early morning

    Watching two white cats
    Hunting a white dove

    The cats hunt in pairs
    Tracking the bird

    The bird flies away
    Safe for now

    And I think about the cats
    And the hunt goes on

    Such is life
    And the fate of cats
    And birds

    Cats

    I often wonder about Cats
    What do they think of us

    It seems at time
    That cats think of humans
    As their slaves

    We exist to feed them
    To comfort them

    To save them from their enemies
    And to worship them

    Yes cats are an alien species
    Totally different from humanity
    Detached, and almost evil

    If we ever encounter an alien civilization
    God help us if it’s a cat based civilization

    We would then be engaged
    In the epic mother of all wars

    As cats and humans would not get along
    The cats would think we were their slaves

    And we would resent and fear them
    And secretly worship their alien ways

    The Cosmic Cat from Berkeley

    I next encountered the divine many years later in Berkeley, California. I had gone home to be with my Mother while taking leave from my job in the Foreign Service. I had two weeks there by myself. My wife came later near the end of the trip. Every morning I woke up, had coffee, did yoga, read the paper, and spoke to my mother. She was sliding into dementia, day by day losing her reason. Then I would go out and explore the city, go to a museum, go to one neighborhood, see a movie matinee, have dinner with old friends, and just be there and re-discovering the Bay Area of my youth, after years of being away.

    Every morning a black cat came to visit me. He was out in front when I got up staring at me, and waiting for to go out the door. The cat was friendly and waited for me and then would join me in my morning rambles following me to the bus stop or to the downtown BART stop if I walked as I frequently did. It was a 40-minute 2-mile stroll. And it was summer and the weather was delightful.

    I started talking to the black cat, he looked at me with the spark of divinity in his dark soulful eyes. I called him the cosmic cat. He seemed to like that. He would look at me and I opened to me. I told the cat all my dark secrets as I walked the streets of the old neighborhood. Every morning and every evening the cat would be there to greet me and to carry out our endless conversation.

    Then I had to leave and in our final conversation
    I asked the cosmic cat

    “Say, Cosmic Cat are you just a cat or are you a demonic cat

    Are you possessed by God or by Satan? Are you a familiar of some dark witch?”

    The cat looked at me and I realized that God was indeed residing in the cat but that God was residing everywhere, all around me. All I had to do was open my mind, and the rest would follow

    So, I said goodbye to the cosmic cat and he purred and came up to me and I felt the comforting presence of the divine

    As I said goodbye to the cosmic cat. And said goodbye to my demented mother. It turned out that was the last time that we would be able to really talk. The next time I met her was when I came out to put her in an assisted living facility. I never talked to her again as I had during those two weeks when I hung out with the Cosmic Cat.

    I told my mother about the cosmic cat. She smiled and said that the cat was there for me and her to comfort us both in our hour of need. And that the cat was indeed
    a cosmic cat.

    “The Cosmic Cat from Berkeley”

    I next encountered the divine
    Many years later in Berkeley, California
    I had gone home to be with my Mother
    While taking leave from my job
    in the Foreign Service

    I had two weeks there by myself
    My wife came later
    near the end of the trip

    every morning I woke up
    had coffee
    Did yoga

    Spoke to my mother
    Who was sliding into dementia
    Day by day loosing her reason

    Then I would go out
    And explore the city
    Go to a museum
    Go to one neighborhood

    And just be there
    Rediscovering the Bay area
    After years of being away
    Having dinner with old friends
    Seeing movies etc

    Every morning a black cat came to visit
    The cat was friendly and waited for me
    And then would join me in my morning rambles

    Following me to the bus stop
    I stated talking to the black cat
    He looked at me with the spark of divinity
    In his dark eyes

    I called him the cosmic cat
    He seemed to like that
    He would look at me

    And I opened up to me
    Told the cat all my dark secrets

    As I walked the streets
    Of the old neighborhood

    Every morning and every evening the cat
    Would be there to greet me
    And to carry out our endless conversation

    Then I had to leave
    And in our final conversation
    I asked the cosmic cat

    Say, Cat are you just a cat
    Or are you a demonic cat
    Are you possessed by God
    Or by Satan

    The cat looked at me
    And I realized that God
    Was indeed residing in the cat

    But that god was residing everywhere
    All I had to do was open my mind

    And the rest would follow
    So I said Good bye to the cosmic cat
    And he purred and came up to me
    And I felt the comforting presence of the divine

    As I said goodbye to the cosmic cat
    And said goodbye to my mother
    As this was the last time
    That we would be able to really talk

    I told my mother about the cosmic cat
    She smiled and said that the cat
    was there for me and her
    to comfort us both in our hour of need

    and that the cosmic cat
    was indeed a cosmic cat

    published in the Universe Journal in Bangalore India September 30, 2019

    the universe journal

    the Buddha Cat From Edsal Road

    I had another encounter
    With the divine recently
    Another Cosmic cat perhaps
    Perhaps not

    who knows what cats are
    are they alien from another dimension
    or was he channeling God ?

    I call him the Buddha cat
    For the cat loves

    Sitting in a meditative pose
    Not moving

    Just starting at me
    With his soulful deep eyes

    Boring into my soul
    exploring all my secret thoughts

    the buddha cat
    does not move

    does not react
    as he is so deep
    into his interior mediation

    truly in tune
    with the cat universe
    and the cosmos as well

    the buddha cat
    seems to be
    one with God
    one with Buddha
    One with Allah
    And all the other
    Billion names of God
    Known and unknown

    The buddha cat
    Can teach us all

    About the art of meditation
    As he zones inward
    And loses his soul

    Joining the cosmos
    And becoming
    The buddha cat

    The buddha cat
    Lives in a modest
    Town house

    In a modest suburb
    Proving yet again

    The divine spirit of God
    Is everywhere all around us

    The buddha cat
    Reminds us all
    To look for god
    In the everyday

    All around us
    If we but have eyes
    To see

    published in the universe journal Bangalore India September 30, 2019

    the universe journal

     

    Oregon Demon Cat

    The demon cat
    Lived in Medford Oregon

    The demon cat was a big black cat
    His eyes were filled with demonic energy
    He stared at you

    Looking into your very soul
    Filled with anger, and hatred
    For the entire human race

    He seemed at times
    To be not from this planet
    Perhaps an alien species
    Studying the human race

    Or perhaps he came
    Form hell itself

    The demon cat loved to torment visitors
    For some reason he hated the man’s daughter

    The cat would stare at her from his perch
    Down the hall from the old man

    Then he would run at her
    Screaming like an escaped banshee
    Straight out of hell

    She told her dad
    Either the cat goes
    Or I go

    He said
    See you later

    The demon cat smiled
    At the small victory

    And she left the house
    With the demon cat
    Screeching goodbye

    Mad Cat Shoe Lace

    cats are alien creatures from space
    cats
    they truly are mad as a hat
    from space
    the buddha cat sits all day long
    demon
    escaped banshee playing demon
    theme song
    as they fly about like a witch
    broomstick
    flying in the air with their side kick

    the End

     

  • outlaw poetry

    Outlaw Poetry

    By

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Outlaw Poetry is apparently a thing. I prefer “Neo-Beatnik” but what the hey, we are talking the same thing. Outlaw Poets is a term used in reference to writers of outlaw poetry, a type of marginal poetry with Beat sensibility often categorized as Spoken Word.

    Works of several such poets is included in The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry and literary magazine like Zombie Logic Review.
    Outlaw poets

    “Outlaw poets” is a term of endearment used in reference to poets whose work is featured in the Outlaw Bible. The following (conspiracy) list of traits is characteristic of such poets as the! leader in russian start with the vol1 “demons contempt” of Carlos ac Libera :Out law poetry … does not mean to be disobedient, or an outlaw or criminal in poetic ethics; there is no direct sophism but there is no contradiction either;; Outlaw poetry”, is still taking its first steps as a vanguard of poetry but is a form of subversive expression, ‘which differs from all modes of poetry but is neither playful nor fiction; is a silent expression of crushing the system, the angry cry that is not made in the street, outlaw poetry is wild, natural, appears and has the effect it did not have for an invitation..

    anti-authoritarian;

    anti-Vietnam war activists known for their anti-war rhymes (many poets write about Vietnam who are by no means outlaw poets).

    Elder poets that gained notoriety via unconventional forms

    Poets deliberately not included in most academic curriculums[2]

    Often inspirational to or inspired by the so-called “Beat” movement in American poetry during the mid-20th century[3]

    The following 29 pages are in this category, out of 29 total. This list may not reflect recent changes (learn more).
    A

    Kathy Acker

    B

    Richard Brautigan

    Charles Bukowski

    C

    C. A. Conrad

    Mitch Corber

    D

    Diane di Prima

    F

    Bob Flanagan

    Rebecca Fransway

    G

    Allen Ginsberg

    Hedwig Gorski

    S.A. Griffin

    H

    Jack Hirschman

    K

    Alan Kaufman (writer)

    Bob Kaufman

    Tuli Kupferberg

    L

    David Lerner

    D. A. Levy

    M

    Joyelle McSweeney

    Jack Micheline

    N

    Harold Norse

    O

    The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry

    R

    Steve Richmond (poet)

    S

    Sapphire (author)

    Herschel Silverman

    Patti Smith

    T

    Charles Taylor Jr.

    David Trinidad

    W

    William Wantling

    A. D. Winans

    The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, edited by Alan Kaufman, is an anthology of American underground poets spanning the post-war era to the present day. First published in 1999, the collection features work from several notable poets, including Jack Micheline, Patti Smith, Harold Norse, David Trinidad, Tuli Kupferberg, D.A. Levy, Bob Kaufman, Jim Chandler, Jim Brodey, Daniel Higgs, Jack Kerouac, Bonny Finberg, David Lerner, Richard Brautigan, Allen Ginsberg, Tom Waits, William S. Burroughs, Carlos ac Libera, Ken Kesey, Justin Chin, DianDi Prima, Charles Bukowski, and FrancEyE[1], among others. S.A. Griffin served as a contributing editor.

    ? S.A. Griffin, Neeli Cherkovski, and Al Martinez (n.d.). “Franceye | Call”. Outlaw Poet. Retrieved November 8, 2017.

    ? ? Kaufman, Alan (1999). The Outlaw Bible of American Poety. Emeryville: Thunder’s Mouth Press. p. xxv. ISBN 1560252367

    Kaufman, Alan (1999). The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry. Emeryville CA: Thunder’s Mouth Press. p. vi-viii. ISBN 1560252367.

    I am proud to be associated with such great writers. !

    Here then are some of my outlaw poems, published in Outlaw Poetry. Enjoy and please comment on my blog, “hhtps://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

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    In Search of America 1975 – Hitchhiking Tales by Jake Cosmos Aller

    Posted on April 26, 2018 by Monsieur K. — 1 Comment ?

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    In Search of America 1975 – Hitchhiking Tales

    When I was young
    And foolish
    Broke and stubborn

    I hitchhiked across the USA
    Started in Salt Lake City
    Where my greyhound bus pass
    Was stolen

    The station manager
    Could have helped me
    But refused to do so

    Threaten to call the cops
    When I grabbed my bags
    Without the stolen tags

    I said
    Go ahead
    But I am so out of here

    Wondered about Salt Lake City
    Went to a bar

    Found I had to buy my booze
    Next door

    And they would mix it for me
    Had to order food too

    After a bloody Mary
    And a burger
    I walked about town

    Saw the Mormon Temple

    Finally about 3 pm
    It was time to hit the road
    Did not look back

    Ended up in Cody Wyoming
    Got a room shower
    Steak beer
    Using my rapidly depleted cash

    Spent 25 dollars
    Money really went far
    Back in those days

    A band of professional
    Communist agitators
    Gave me a ride

    To Des Moines
    Lots of weed booze
    And politics later
    Got off the road

    Slept outside
    Next day
    A beautiful woman

    Drove me to near Chicago
    In a red mustang

    Might have been
    The girl in the song

    Took it easy
    Digging her vibe

    She invited home
    But was not sure
    If her estranged husband
    Would welcome me

    So I being foolish
    And inexperienced with women
    Did not go to her place

    And always regretted
    That I had lost
    My chance that day

    Then on to Chicago
    Several rides later

    Visited friends

    Hit the road again
    A series of uneventful rides
    With truckers

    And others
    And a week later
    I ended in New York City

    Slept along the way
    In cars

    In truck stops
    In high way rest stops

    Always moving
    Always going
    None stop talking

    And lots of free weed
    And beer
    And conversation

    One more memorable ride
    Occurred outside Albany
    On my return to Chicago

    A middle age creepy looking man
    Picked me up
    In a brand new Cadillac

    He was he said a dynamite deliverer
    For the Mafia
    Went to various places
    To blow up shit

    He hated a lot of people
    Particularly hippies from California
    And Jewish people

    Looking at me to confirm
    That I was both

    I told him that I lived in New York
    And had never been to California

    And although I might looked Jewish
    As I what was called back in the day
    A “Jewfro”
    I was not Jewish

    Many years later I discovered
    That I am indeed part Jewish
    But then I did not know

    And I felt a bit of strategic information
    Might keep me alive
    Then I realized that he was just jiving with me
    And we relaxed

    And he pulled out some weed
    And beer
    And we mellowed out

    But I believe that he really was with the mob
    Perhaps not a dynamite dealer
    A real made Italian made mafia member

    By Chicago
    I had enough
    I called my Dad
    Told him what had happened

    Wanted a ticket home
    And he sent me a ticket
    And 500 dollars

    And I went home
    I told him I would tell him
    My tales some day
    But never did

    I learned so much
    About my fellow Americans
    And the strange vibe
    That was 1975

    And now it is too late
    But I wanted to finally
    Tell the world

    Of my hitchhiking tales
    In search of America 1975

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    Lost and Found

    I was lost
    And you found me

    You walked out of my dreams
    And into my life

    And that made all the difference
    In the world

    As you entered my life

    I was all alone in this cruel world
    And you provided shelter
    And comfort

    I did not know what I wanted
    And you gave me what I wanted

    You gave me meaning
    You gave me purpose

    You gave me love
    And understanding

    peace and happiness
    Joy, laughter and fun

    You were endlessly fascinating
    Could not keep my eyes off you

    You were the most beautiful women
    In the world to me

    And you still are
    So many years later

    Like a fine bottle of wine
    Gets better with age

    And you gave me
    Endless nights of wild love making

    Which has gotten better
    As well

    And I fell under

    your spell
    from the day, I met you
    I was lost
    And you found me

    And if you go first
    I will be lost again

    Can’t live without you
    By my side

    Thus, is has always been
    Between us

    We are so entangled
    So interwoven

    And that is the

    way
    It was meant to me

    Note: based on a true story which you can read on my blog or in the book, “Dreams and the Unexplainable” published by the Chicken Soup for the Soul publishers in September, 2016.

    My Mother’s History

    One day many a year ago
    My mother spoke to me
    About her family’s tangled history

    She spoke to me
    Of lies, half-truths, and myths
    Some of which may have been true
    And over the course of the evening
    Her history came alive

    She was born in hills of North Little Rock
    The 10th of 11 children
    Of an ancient dying race

    The Cherokees who had ran away
    The lost tribe of the Cherokees
    Homeless since the trail of tears

    Refusniks
    Refugees who fled in the hills

    Rather than join the rest
    In the promised land
    Of Oklahoma

    Her people disappeared
    From history’s eyes

    They did not exist
    I did not exist

    My history was over
    As was hers

    And so, I learned at last
    The painful truth

    That due to the crimes of politicians
    So long ago

    My mother’s people
    Lost their land, their culture and their hope
    And became downtrodden forgotten people

    Hillbillies they were called
    Living in the hills and mountain dales
    Clinging to the dim fading memories

    Of their once glorious past
    As proud Cherokees

    Now no one knew their name
    The old ways were forgotten
    And the new world never forgave them

    And they never forgave the new world
    As they lived on
    In the margins of society

    Forgotten people

    And I vowed that if I lived
    Their history would not die
    As I knew the truth

    And I would become a proud
    Cherokee
    And make my mother proud of me
    And my accomplishments

    And so, when I am down and out
    I recall her stories and her warnings
    And realize it is up to me

    To live my life
    To let the Cherokee in me
    Live his life

    And in so doing
    My mother’s history does not die

    It lives on in me
    Until the day I die

    Long live the Cherokee nation
    Long live my mother

    Conversation with Teddy Roosevelt

    One morning I woke up in the White House
    I had been summoned back in time

    By a mysterious letter I had received
    From my hero, Teddy Roosevelt

    The letter
    Asked me for my advice

    And instructed me to go to the white house with the letter
    And so, I went and presented the letter

    And went through a back door and found myself
    Back in 1904 being presented to the President

    We spent the afternoon and evening talking about the future past
    And the present in front of us

    And we worked out the problems of the world

    Then I told him of the future world to come
    Of the world wars

    Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan
    Of presidents to come
    And of the great events of the future

    And he spoke of his fears
    That the future would become a nightmare

    Of great powerful corporations
    Oppressing the little man

    Turning everyone into slaves
    To the powers that be

    And that he was determined to fight
    For the little man

    And he hoped that it the end
    Freedom would have a chance
    To flourish in the world

    I left
    Not wanting to let him know
    That he had failed

    That the special interests ruled the world
    And that soon the world he knew and love
    Would become nothing but the dusty myths of history

    And I wondered what had happened
    Where we had gone so wrong
    And whether we would find our way back

    Watching Cats Hunt

    Early morning
    Watching two white cats
    Hunting a white dove

    The cats hunt in pairs
    Tracking the bird

    The bird flies away
    Safe for now

    And I think about the cats
    And the hunt goes on

    Such is life
    And the fate of cats
    And birds

    Cats

    I often wonder about Cats
    What do they think of us
    It seems at time
    That cats think of humans
    As their slaves

    We exist to feed them
    To comfort them

    To save them from their enemies
    And to worship them

    Yes, cats are an alien species
    Totally different from humanity
    Detached, and almost evil

    If we ever encounter an alien civilization
    God help us if it’s a cat based civilization

    We would then be engaged
    In the epic mother of all wars

    As cats and humans would not get along
    The cats would think we were their slaves

    And we would resent and fear them
    And secretly worship their alien ways

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    It is a Gun Situation, Mr. President

    Mr. President
    You are wrong once again
    You said that the tragic events in Texas
    And Las Vegas were not “gun situations”
    But rather were mental health problems

    And that in Texas if there had been gun controls
    Perhaps fewer people would have died

    Mr. President
    I know you a smart man
    The smartest man in the world
    According to you

    So please contemplate this fact
    According to the latest findings
    It is a gun situation

    In fact, the reason the U.S.
    Has so many gun deaths
    Is because we have so many guns
    45% of the worlds guns in fact

    And 33 percent of the world’s shooters
    Are Americans killing other Americans

    And most of them
    Are White People
    killing other white people

    Not Islamic terrorists
    Most are in fact
    Self-proclaimed Christians

    So Mr. President
    When will you come to your senses

    And do what 90 percent of the public wants
    Enact nationwide effective gun controls?

    And tell the NRA
    they can take their blood money elsewhere

    When Mr. President
    When will you act
    When will you take charge

    And become a President of the people
    Instead of the President of the NRA?

    Prayer Works

    Dear Speaker Ryan

    I want to tell you something
    The dead don’t want your prayers
    The dead don’t care that you pray for them
    They are dead after all

    And you and your so-called Christians
    Are to blame
    You refuse to do anything
    Anything at all to stop the carnage
    In our streets

    The U.S. is flooded with guns
    And more are sold every day

    Millions of people don’t have health coverage
    Millions are barely surviving
    And your answer
    Our dear great compassionate Speaker

    Your answer
    Is Prayer works
    Government action does not

    You act as if the gun violence
    Plaguing our country
    Was like the weather
    Beyond our control

    So here’s my prayer for you
    And your colleagues

    When you die
    I pray that God
    Will send you

    And your friends
    Straight to hell

    Where Satan and his demons
    Will use you for target practice

    That’s my prayer to you
    And as you know
    Prayer works

    I don’t Get It

    Mr. Speaker
    I admit I don’t get it
    How does prayer
    Stop gun violence?

    Prayer did not work in Texas.
    26 people were murdered
    while praying.

    God if he exists
    Obviously does not care

    About the poor people
    Who died in his church

    Because a mad man
    Got a gun

    And no they were not praying
    To be delivered from death
    No one deserves to die like this

    So my prayer to you
    Is simply this

    Get off your rear end
    Rally the country

    And do something
    About gun violence

    That’s a prayer
    I hope works

    Add House Speaker Paul Ryan to the list of Republicans offering only thoughts and prayers in the wake of Sunday’s mass shooting in a Texas church, because taking meaningful action is always off the table with him and his party.
    Speaking with Fox News Channel’s Laura Ingraham last night, Ryan reiterated that the victims and their families need more prayers because “prayer works.”
    Prayer doesn’t work.

    26 people were murdered while praying. Even Christians ought to admit that prayer doesn’t make a damn bit of difference and their God will do whatever their God wants to do, even if it means letting people die in church because a domestic abuser got his hands on a semi-automatic weapon.

    Not that Ryan would ever say that.

    Instead, he just blamed the “far secular Left” for not getting it.
    Paul Ryan to “Far Secular Left”: After Mass Shootings, “Prayer Works”

    NOVEMBER 7, 2017 BY HEMANT MEHTA

    253 COMMENTS

    Add House Speaker Paul Ryan to the list of Republicans offering only thoughts and prayers in the wake of Sunday’s mass shooting in a Texas church, because taking meaningful action is always off the table with him and his party.

    Speaking with Fox News Channel’s Laura Ingraham last night, Ryan reiterated that the victims and their families need more prayers because “prayer works.”

    Prayer doesn’t work.

    26 people were murdered while praying. Even Christians ought to admit that prayer doesn’t make a damn bit of difference and their God will do whatever their God wants to do, even if it means letting people die in church because a domestic abuser got his hands on a semi-automatic weapon.

    Not that Ryan would ever say that.

    Instead, he just blamed the “far secular Left” for not getting it.

    It’s disappointing. It’s sad, and this is what you’ll get from the far secular Left. People who do not have faith, don’t understand faith, I guess I’d have to say. And it is the right thing to do, is to pray in moments like this, because you know what? Prayer works. And I know you believe that and I believe that. And when you hear the secular left doing this thing, no wonder you’ve got so much polarization and disunity in this country when people think like that.

    That’s Republican thinking for you right there: The people who hear the facts, examine the evidence, and demand action are to blame for polarizing the country… while the people in charge, the ones who sit on their asses doing absolutely nothing (at least when they’re not voting to make the problems worse), should get credit for being the vanguards of everything right with America.

    The people who don’t have faith understand it perfectly well. That’s why we chucked it a long time ago. We know prayer is the only thing most politicians want to offer in times of distress because meaningful action would alienate their core supporters and donors. Democrats get it. Other countries get it. The only ones who don’t come from the same party that routinely rejects science, facts, and experts.

    There are, of course, Christians who believe prayer is meaningless unless it’s followed up with action. We can argue that they’re wasting their time with that first step, but these aren’t the people we’re complaining about.

    We’re specifically criticizing those who have the ability to pass gun reform legislation and mental health reforms… but choose to do nothing.

    That’s what Paul Ryan has to offer the nation: A giant, steaming bowl of jack shit. And he wants credit for that meal because he says grace before gulping it down.

    Dear Governor Abbot

    You say that you are a Christian
    Yet you have the gall
    to say that the proper response
    To the evil acts of the deranged gun man
    Who shot up a church
    Is to work closer with God

    And that evil people will find ways
    To commit evil acts

    And that there is nothing the government
    Can do to stop this madness
    It is the price of our freedom

    Why can’t you wake up
    And see that you can lead
    The way out of this madness?

    Thousands of people die
    Each year from guns in this country
    Turning everyone into prisoners
    Into their own homes

    Afraid to walk outside
    For fear that a nut job
    With a gun

    Will blow them away
    In Church, at the store
    In traffic

    And you and your NRA buddies
    Think the answer
    Is to arm everyone to the teeth

    And I wonder how Jesus
    Would react to how
    You have so misunderstood his message?

    You Sir are not a Christian
    And you Sir are going to not like
    What God has to say to you
    On Judgement day

    “We have evil that occurs in this world, whether it be a terrorist who uses a truck to mow down bikers in New York City, whether it be a terrorist who uses bombs or knives to stab people, or other terrorist who use vehicles, whether it be in Nice, France, or any other place in the entire world, who mow down people.
    And I’m going to use the words of the citizens of Sutherland Springs themselves, and that is, they want to work together for love to overcome evil, and you do that by working with God.”

    Texas Governor: Fight Gun Massacres By ‘Working With God’

    NOVEMBER 6, 2017 BY MICHAEL STONE

    48 COMMENTS

    Texas Governor Gregg Abbott claims prayer and “working with God” is the only way to prevent mass shooting events like the recent church massacre in rural Texas.

    In a deplorable bit of pandering Abbott said that the proper response to Sunday’s shooting is to confront evil through prayer and forge “a stronger connection to God.”

    Governor Abbott said:

    We have evil that occurs in this world, whether it be a terrorist who uses a truck to mow down bikers in New York City, whether it be a terrorist who uses bombs or knives to stab people, or other terrorist who use vehicles, whether it be in Nice, France, or any other place in the entire world, who mow down people.

    And I’m going to use the words of the citizens of Sutherland Springs themselves, and that is, they want to work together for love to overcome evil, and you do that by working with God.

    Most reasonable people reject Abbott’s impotent call to prayer and a “stronger connection to God.” In a statement concerning the recent Texas church massacre, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said that action was rquired:

    We have a solemn obligation to the victims of Sutherland Springs, Las Vegas, Orlando, Newtown and the many tragic shootings that occur each day to respond not only with prayer and unwavering love, but with action.

    As for Governor Abbott, his position as a dangerous religious extremist is well established.

    Last June Abbott signed into law legislation allowing publicly funded agencies to deny non-Christians the ability to adopt a child in need.

    In addition, in a move meant to shame women who have abortions, the Republican governor of Texas ordered state health officials to add new abortion regulations that would require the burial or cremation of post abortion fetal tissue.

    Bottom line: Texas Governor Gregg Abbott is a dangerous religious extremist who believes the proper response to Sunday’s church massacre is prayer and other efforts to forge “a stronger connection to God.”

    Outlaw_Poetry_html_5aebfd37.pngTexas Governor Gregg Abbott (Image via Wikimedia)

    When will this Madness end – short version

    Yet again we turn on the TV
    And witness horrible scenes
    Of unparalleled violence, hatred and despair

    An old man consumed by his own demons
    Opens fire from a hotel room
    Killing 60 people injuring hundreds
    In Las Vegas, Sin City

    And the cry goes out throughout the land
    Why yet again this tragedy

    The usual suspects are rounded up
    It’s the culture, stupid cry the conservative voices

    And there is nothing we can do
    It is like the weather
    Bad shit happens

    Guns are the price of our freedom
    Guns Don’t Kill People
    The only solution is more guns for everyone

    The only solution for a bad guy with a gun
    Is a gun guy with a gun
    An armed society is a polite society

    No, it’s the guns, cry the liberal pundits
    We must confiscate the guns
    Ban Assault weapons
    And join the rest of the world
    Where such carnage does not occur

    And we sit around and argue
    Knowing that there will be a next time
    And another time and time and time again
    Until the end of time

    What is the sickness in our souls
    That allows for this hatred to fester so
    Deep within the minds of our killers

    We are all responsible here
    The negligent parents
    The overworked schools

    The soulless corporate world
    That treats everyone like disposable commodities

    The lack of human connection
    The TV and movie purveyors
    Of pornographic violence

    Nothing will change
    Until we conflict the evil
    That lurks deep within each of us

    There will be another Las Vegas
    Soon enough

    Two weeks later the greatest mass shooting in a Church occurred in Texas
    Sadly nothing has changed

    Published also in Poetry24

    For additional poems from the cosmos check out my blog

    Https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

  • Thanksgiving thoughts and updates

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    I am grateful for all the wonderful friends I have all over the world. I am grateful I married the love of my life, the girl of my dreams and we are still here.

    I hope to travel to SE Asia over the winter, back to the States in the summer with hopefully a trip to Portland, Seattle and Alaska – been to 49 out of 50 states, Alaska is my last one.

    This week I am binge watching some westerns I got from the Yongsan Library. The library will move to Camp Humphreys next summer but until then it is nice to have.
    I saw Homesman with Tommy Lee Jones and Hillary Swain. Not bad but would have preferred a happier ending. Next up are Young Guns, Lonesome Dove Church, Doc holidays Revenge, Slow West, and 3:10 to Yuma (which I had seen earlier). And then I will watch some SF – The Postman, Prometheus Trap, Earth’s Final hours and finally the horror movie, “Get Out.”
    Also got some great tunes which I downloaded for my listening pleasure.
    Rod Stewart classics

    Have you ever seen the rain
    fool around and fell in love
    I’ll stand by you
    still the same
    it’s a heart ache
    day after day
    missing you
    Father and son
    best of my life
    if not for you
    Love hurts
    everything I own
    crazy love

    Oliver Nelson
    CD One

    Jams and jellies
    passion flower
    Don’t stand up
    Ostinato
    What’s new
    Blues baby Blues
    Train Whistle
    Doxing
    In time
    Lou good dues
    all the way
    Groove

    CD 2
    screaming the blues
    march on March
    The drive
    the meeting
    3 seconds
    Alto It is
    blues at the 5 spot
    blues for Monday Friday
    Anacruses
    Perdido
    in passing

    CD 3
    stolen moments
    hoe down
    Cascade
    Yearnin
    images
    Six and Four
    Mama Lou
    Ralf’s New Blues
    straight ahead
    11443
    CD 4
    Main stem
    J and B
    Ho
    Latino
    Tipsy
    Tangerine
    Message
    Jungleaire
    Emancipation blues
    There’s a Yearning
    Going up North
    Disillusions
    Freedom dance

    Billie Holiday Disk one

    As time goes by
    autumn in New York
    Billie’s blues
    blue moon
    comes love
    don’t explain
    east of the sun
    easy to love
    Embraceable you
    everything I have is yours
    A fine romance
    Georgia on my mind
    God bless the child
    can’t face the music

    disc 2

    I cover the waterfront
    I got a right to sing the blues
    if you were mine
    Jim
    Lets call a heart a heart
    Lets do it this, lets fall in love
    Love for sale
    Love me or leave me
    Lover comes back to me
    Lover man
    Miss Brown to you
    Moon Glow

    Disk 3

    My Man
    Night and Day
    please don’t talk about me when I’m gone
    please keep me in your dreams
    solitude
    spreading rhythm around
    strange fruit
    Summertime
    Tenderly
    These foolish things
    What a little Moonlight can do
    Yesterdays
    Your going to see a lot of me
    you’re so desirable

    Otis Rush and Buddy Guy

    Introduction
    Coming home baby
    Jam
    Instrumental
    All your love
    Crosscut Saw
    I wonder Why
    Buddy Guy intro jam
    Five long years
    Look On Yonder Wall
    Things that used to do
    I smell a rat
    Gambler’s Blue
    Post Show interview

    Willie Nelson Song Bird

    Raining Day blues
    Songbird
    Blue hotel
    Back to earth
    Stella blue
    Hallelujah
    $1000 wedding
    We don’t run
    Your Love
    Search Amazing Grace

    Make my day Back to blue Fast Eddie Clark

    Nothing left
    Mountains to the sea
    Make my day
    Heavy load
    fast train
    Walking too slow
    Haven’t gotten the time
    One way
    my new life
    Ethereal Blue

    best of ZZ Top

    Tush
    Waiting for the bus
    Jesus just left Chicago
    Francine
    Just got paid
    La Grange
    Blue Jean Blues
    back door love affair
    Bear drinkers and hellraisers
    heard it on the X

    Neil Young greatest hits

    Down by the River
    Cowgirls in the sand
    Chinatown girl
    helpless
    after the goldrush
    only love can break your heart
    Southern Man
    Ohio
    heart of gold
    like a hurricane
    comes a time
    Hey Hey only my
    Rocking in the free world
    Harvest Moon
    Joshua tree YouTube
    Where the streets have no name
    I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    with or without you
    the bullet the blue sky
    Running to stand still
    Red Hill mining town
    in god’s country
    trip through your wires
    one tree Hill
    exit
    mothers of the disappeared
    Luminous times
    Walk to the water
    Spanish eyes
    deep in the heart
    silver and gold
    sweetest thing
    race against time
    where the streets have no name
    Beautiful Ghost
    Wave of Sorrow
    Dessert of our Loves
    Rise up
    Drunk Chicken
    America

    And some good reading as well
    JRR Tolkien The Fall of Gongdolin
    Stephen Hawking Brief Answers to Big Questions
    Randy Wayne White Mangrove Lightning
    James Patterson Never Never
    Samsuk Yusa
    Victor Cha the Impossible State

  • Hello Poetry Publishes my Poetry

    Hello Poetry has started publishing my poems. Here’s the link

    Full Moon Lunacy

    Photo by Nishant Vyas on Pexels.com

    The Blood Red Super Blue
    Full Moon hangs
    In the evening sky

    Huge, heavy and full of mystery
    It almost looks like it will fall
    Out of the sky

    The blood red super blue full moon
    brings out the lunatics to run amuk
    Howling at the light of the moon

    The blood red super blue full moon
    inspires lustful thoughts
    And wild erotic imaginings
    And dark secret desires

    As the lunatic light of the full moon
    Causes civilized people
    To lose themselves
    And embrace their inner wild child

    And so, I stare
    At the lunatic light
    Of the blood red super blue full moon

    And howl like an escaped banshee
    Howling at the full moon

    the Bus – Travels Through America’s Underbelly

    Photo by Oleksandr Pidvalnyi on Pexels.com

    I am a bus rider
    That makes me unusual
    For a white male
    From an upper-middle-class family

    Our people are not bus riders
    Though some are subway riders

    Bus riders are other people
    The poor, minorities, immigrants
    People who don’t drive
    Because they are blind
    Or have a DUI

    And in my case
    I don’t drive
    Because I have bad vision
    And bad coordination
    Just never got the hang
    Of the whole driving thing

    Fortunately for me
    My wife does the driving
    But I still take the bus
    From time to time

    I rode the AC buses in Berkeley
    As a child
    Line 67, line 51, line 43 F bus
    Rode them long before BART came along
    And afterwards as well

    As an adult seldom rode the bus
    But when I did so
    I was always impressed
    By the sheer diversity
    Of the bus riding population

    Hundreds of languages
    All sorts of sexual orientation
    Some were white
    Most were not

    Most of my fellow passengers
    Were nice enough
    Some were friendly
    And some were lost
    In their own thoughts

    And a few
    Were scary looking dudes
    With the look
    Of someone who had done time
    And were capable of more violence

    I also rode the bus
    In Seattle as a graduate student
    A lot of fellow UW students
    And the usual immigrants
    Minorities etc

    And some white people
    Commuting

    And in DC
    Over the years
    I rode a lot of buses

    Mostly to and from the metro
    But I got to know
    And love the DC buses as well

    I also took the greyhound bus
    Across the country
    Several times over the years
    All over the U.S.

    From Bay Area to Stockton
    From Bay Area to Clear Lake
    From Bay area to NYC
    NYC to DC
    All over the USA

    Taking the Greyhound
    Was always an adventure
    Met a lot of interesting people
    As people on long distant bus rides
    Tend to open up and talk
    To pass the time away

    Overseas I took the bus
    All over
    In India, in Barbados
    In Spain and in Korea

    The Korean buses
    For many years
    Were difficult for foreign visitors
    As the signs were all in Korean

    Most have signs
    Now in English, Chinese and Korean
    And are much more foreigner friendly

    Riding the bus
    In America
    Allows one access
    To the underbelly of American society
    The poor, the marginalized
    The immigrant communities

    That many middle class white people
    Just never see

    And for that reason
    I am glad
    That I am a bus rider

    For years I have lived
    In-between two worlds

    Korea where my wife’s family
    comes from

    And the Bay area
    Where I grew up

    And Washington DC
    Where I worked for 27 Years

    And I live be-tween
    My official duties
    And my desire
    To be a wild-eyed poet

    And life in-between
    Means you belong nowhere

    Yet are everywhere
    Always disoriented
    Always half lost
    Never really feeling you belong

    That is life
    Living in-between

    Returning America to a Christian Paradise

    Photo by Alem Su00e1nchez on Pexels.com

    President Trump in a speech
    to a Christian activist group
    calls for a “return to traditional values”
    that made America great.

    Folks we need to go back to those days
    Remember back when everyone was a Christian,
    God was in the schools,
    no one worried about offending Jews
    or others by saying Merry Christmas,

    when we had an Easter Break
    and a Christmas break from school

    when people asked you
    what Church you went
    It was a polite way of saying
    welcome to the community,

    I recall an America
    when people went to Church
    every weekend,

    when stores were closed
    on Sundays, Christmas, Eastern,
    New Years, July 4th and Thanksgiving,
    When there was no black Friday

    when no one knew
    what Islam was about
    because there were few
    if no Muslims living in America,

    same thing for Buddhists,
    Hindus and other minority religions,

    atheism was not a thing
    that one was proud of or promoted,

    when movies and TV’s were family entertainment
    instead of being filled with violence,
    sexual immorality
    and contempt for Christians,

    when being a boy scout
    was a good thing
    not a curse word,

    Prostitution was illegal,
    Abortion was illegal,
    homosexuality was illegal,
    transgenderism did not exist,

    men were men
    women were woman,
    women got married
    stayed home
    with their children,

    men could earn enough money
    to take care of their wife and children,
    people had three or more children,

    parents ruled their children
    and not the other way around,

    sex was between married couples only,
    and extra-marital affairs were condemned,
    not celebrated

    same-sex marriage would be seen as absurd
    and contrary to God’s will

    pornography was illegal,
    drugs were illegal,
    drinking was frowned upon
    if not illegal,

    people served in the military,
    we respected the troops,
    respected the police
    and respected authority

    Yes, folks, we have to return
    To an America
    That was a true Christian paradise

  • Hello Poetry Publishes my poetry

    I have started publishing poetry on Hello Poetry.  Here’s the link

    https://hellopoetry.com/jakecaller/poems/?tab

     

    Full Moon Lunacy

     

    yellow moon illustration
    Photo by Nishant Vyas on Pexels.com

     

    The Blood Red Super Blue
    Full Moon hangs
    In the evening sky

    Huge, heavy and full of mystery
    It almost looks like it will fall
    Out of the sky

    The blood red super blue full moon
    brings out the lunatics to run amuk
    Howling at the light of the moon

    The blood red super blue full moon
    inspires lustful thoughts
    And wild erotic imaginings
    And dark secret desires

    As the lunatic light of the full moon
    Causes civilized people
    To lose themselves
    And embrace their inner wild child

    And so, I stare
    At the lunatic light
    Of the blood red super blue full moon

    And howl like an escaped banshee
    Howling at the full moon

     

    Life In Between

    For years I have lived
    In-between two worlds

    Korea where my wife’s family
    comes from

    And the Bay area
    Where I grew up

    And Washington DC
    Where I worked for 27 Years

    And I live be-tween
    My official duties
    And my desire
    To be a wild-eyed poet

    And life in-between
    Means you belong nowhere

    Yet are everywhere
    Always disoriented
    Always half lost
    Never really feeling you belong

    That is life
    Living in-between

     

    Bus – Travels Through America’s Underbelly

    bus city local outdoors
    Photo by Oleksandr Pidvalnyi on Pexels.com

    I am a bus rider
    That makes me unusual
    For a white male
    From an upper middle-class family

    Our people are not bus riders
    Though some are subway riders

    Bus riders are other people
    The poor, minorities, immigrants
    People who don’t drive
    Because they are blind
    Or have a DUI

    And in my case
    I don’t drive
    Because I have bad vision
    And bad coordination
    Just never got the hang
    Of the whole driving thing

    Fortunately for me
    My wife does the driving
    But I still take the bus
    From time to time

    I rode the AC buses in Berkeley
    As a child
    Line 67, line 51, line 43 F bus
    Rode them long before BART came along
    And afterward as well

    As an adult seldom rode the bus
    But when I did so
    I was always impressed
    By the sheer diversity
    Of the bus riding population

    Hundreds of languages
    All sorts of sexual orientation
    Some were white
    Most were not

    Most of my fellow passengers
    Were nice enough
    Some were friendly
    And some were lost
    In their own thoughts

    And a few
    Were scary looking dudes
    With the look
    Of someone who had done time
    And were capable of more violence

    I also rode the bus
    In Seattle as a graduate student
    A lot of fellow UW students
    And the usual immigrants
    Minorities etc

    And some white people
    Commuting

    And in DC
    Over the years
    I rode a lot of buses

    Mostly to and from the metro
    But I got to know
    And love the DC buses as well

    I also took the greyhound bus
    Across the country
    Several times over the years
    All over the U.S.

    From Bay Area to Stockton
    From Bay Area to Clear Lake
    From Bay area to NYC
    NYC to DC
    All over the USA

    Taking the Greyhound
    Was always an adventure
    Met a lot of interesting people
    As people on long distant bus rides
    Tend to open up and talk
    To pass the time away

    Overseas I took the bus
    All over
    In India, in Barbados
    In Spain and in Korea

    The Korean buses
    For many years
    Were difficult for foreign visitors
    As the signs were all in Korean

    Most have signs
    Now in English, Chinese and Korean
    And are much more foreigner friendly

    Riding the bus
    In America
    Allows one access
    To the underbelly of American society
    The poor, the marginalized
    The immigrant communities

    That many middle-class white people
    Just never see

    And for that reason
    I am glad
    That I am a bus rider

     

    Returning America to a Christian Paradise

     

    jesus christ
    Photo by Alem Sánchez on Pexels.com

    President Trump in a speech
    to a Christian activist group
    calls for a “return to traditional values”
    that made America great.

    Folks we need to go back to those days
    Remember back when everyone was a Christian,
    God was in the schools,
    no one worried about offending Jews
    or others by saying Merry Christmas,

    when we had an Easter Break
    and a Christmas break from school

    when people asked you
    what Church you went
    It was a polite way of saying
    welcome to the community,

    I recall an America
    when people went to Church
    every weekend,

    when stores were closed
    on Sundays, Christmas, Eastern,
    New Years, July 4th and Thanksgiving,
    When there was no black Friday

    when no one knew
    what Islam was about
    because there were few
    if no Muslims living in America,

    same thing for Buddhists,
    Hindus and other minority religions,

    atheism was not a thing
    that one was proud of or promoted,

    when movies and TV’s were family entertainment
    instead of being filled with violence,
    sexual immorality
    and contempt for Christians,

    when being a boy scout
    was a good thing
    not a curse word,

    Prostitution was illegal,
    Abortion was illegal,
    homosexuality was illegal,
    transgenderism did not exist,

    men were men
    women were woman,
    women got married
    stayed home
    with their children,

    men could earn enough money
    to take care of their wife and children,
    people had three or more children,

    parents ruled their children
    and not the other way around,

    sex was between married couples only,
    and extra-marital affairs were condemned,
    not celebrated

    same sex marriage would be seen as absurd
    and contrary to God’s will

    pornography was illegal,
    drugs were illegal,
    drinking was frowned upon
    if not illegal,

    people served in the military,
    we respected the troops,
    respected the police
    and respected authority

    Yes, folks, we have to return
    To an America
    That was a true Christian paradise

     

     

  • November 22 Publication Updates and announcements

    November 22 Publications

    I just submitted my chapbook,

    “Snarling Cup of Coffee” to the Poetry Superhiway’s Great Poetry E Book Free for All promotion.
    On December 1, 2018 all the chapbooks will be free for distribution worldwide. I will send the link
    on December 1, 2018 and provide links to all the books on my web site that day as well.
    I hope you all will participate and download at least my book.

    If you are interested in participating see the following and note the deadline is November 30th PST.
    I missed the deadline last year.

    The Great Poetry E-Book Free-For-All
    The mission of the Poetry Super Highway is to expose as many people to as many other people’s
    poetry as possible.
    What?

    Acrazy project in which your poetry e-books will be freely available to all interested humans
    on Earth for a 24 hour period.

    Throughout November we will collect e-books from poets and writers interested in participating.
    Then on December 1st, for a 24 hour period, a special website will go live
    with links to all of the e-books.

    For 24 hours anyone will be free to download, for free,
    as many of these e-books as they like…a poetry e-book free-for-all.

    How?

    To participate, read all of the guidelines below and then click on our Online Submission form.
    That’s it. It’s simple. By doing so, your e-book will be included.

    The E-Book has to be written by you.

    E-books should be in PDF Format for universal compatibility
    with anyone’s computer.

    If you have an e-book in Microsoft Word or another format,
    please convert it to PDF. One way to do this (if you don’t know how)
    is to visit the website http://www.freepdfconvert.com/

    From there you will be allowed to select the file on your computer
    which will uploaded and e-mailed back to you in PDF format.

    When creating your e-book file, please keep it smaller than 1 megabyte.
    Once you’ve created your e-book (not before),
    click on our Online Submission Form to join in!

    Do not fill out the form and then e-mail us your e-book later.
    Please fill out the form and use it to upload your e-book to us.

    We are not accepting e-books or submissions by e-mail.
    The only way to join in is by clicking on the Online Submission Form below.

    On December 1 at Midnight (the evening of November 30),
    we will distribute a special e-mail letting people know the location
    of the web page with links to all of the e-book files.

    People will be free to download any or all of the titles and your poetry will be freely,
    electronically, travelling all over the world.

    This web page will go off line 24 hours later at Midnight on December 2nd.

    We will also list your e-book and description on this web page along
    with the link to your website for all to see.
    When it’s over, we’ll produce a list of how many copies of each book
    were downloaded for no reason other than you may find it interesting.
    To submit your book, please go to our

    ONLINE SUBMISSION FORM

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Why are you doing this?

    To expose as many people to as many other people’s poetry as possible.

    Why isn’t this a one-one exchange like the Great Poetry Exchange?

    The immediate accessibility of the internet, and zero costs for producing
    e-books makes this a much more attractive opportunity for
    an immediate larger audience for your books.
    We don’t want to limit your potential readers to other producers of e-books,
    nor to one other person.
    Why does the e-book have to be written by me?

    Unlike the Great Poetry Exchange, were one can participate by pledging
    to send a book by someone else or an anthology they’ve edited,
    since e-books are not purchased physical entities,
    and because they will be available in unlimited quantities
    during the 24 hour period on December 1st,
    only you have the rights to your poetry.

    You can’t authorize the free distribution of someone else’s poetry,
    the rights of which you don’t own, to the world.

    This sounds cool but I don’t have an e-book.
    That’s not really a question, but anyway, why not make one?

    Do some basic design and layout of your poems in your favorite word processing
    program. Make a title page. Design a nice cover.

    Use any pictures you want. Turn it into an PDF.
    You’ve got an e-book. There’s no time like the present.
    Maybe you’ll take it to print later?

    I participated last year and I want to submit the same book,
    can you just use the file and info you have already?

    This creates more work for us and is a little more difficult for us to manage.
    It would really help out if you could click on the Online Submission Form
    so we can have everything in the same place, we’d appreciate it.

    I’m concerned about my book being free for everyone on the planet.

    Also not a question but we understand.

    Maybe this isn’t for you. Maybe you sell e-books on your website
    and don’t want to give unlimited copies of one away over a 24 hour period.
    Hey, it’s cool.
    Are these really frequently asked questions?

    Actually no, all these were written before we received any questions,
    imagining what some of the questions might be.

    E-Books In So Far:

    All My Friends and I Want to Talk About is Autumn Leaves by Tara King
    All My Friends and I Want to Talk About is Autumn Leaves is a micro poetry
    collection–six poems written in the fall of 2017, a time of grief, beauty, and rage.

    American Poem Installation No. 2 by John Sweet

    Short bursts of word sculpture and verbal painting.
    Multi-faceted challenges to help stop the death of democracy.
    https://bleedinghorse.blogspot.com/

    Aqua Jogging by LB Sedlacek
    Fun water and water activity filled poems by swimming enthusiast
    and poet, LB Sedlacek! Aqua Jogging will leave you wanting
    to take a dip in the pool or at least stick a toe in the ocean!
    http://www.lbsedlacek.com

    The Best of Kindness 2017 by Jan Keough

    The 62 poems in this anthology are from over 300 poems sent
    to the Origami Poems Project’s 2017 ‘Kindness’ contest –
    with Finalist Judge, award-winning poet, Mary Ann Mayer.
    Join poets from 30 states and over 12 countries on this journey of insight
    and compassion.
    https://www.origamipoems.com

    A Blue Soul by Gabriella Garofalo

    The guests from the heavenly vault: stars, moon, sun, feed my words
    and provide them with a relentless lymph.
    So does that frustrating mess we call life.
    My reshaping them is the drive enabling my words to be invaded by
    that green fuse running through the very soul of poetry.

    Cherry Blossom Days by Sandy Benitez
    Cherry Blossom Days, by Sandy Benitez,
    is a collection of ethereal love poems;
    a love story that unfolds within the season of Spring infused
    with memories of the Pacific Northwest and Asian imagery.
    https://sandyslibrary.blogspot.com

    Club des Poètes. by Kaye Abikhaled
    You’ve been to Paris before. On your next visit share my verses
    for this great city and make them your own.

    Cuts On Me by Adrienne Ijioma
    This beautiful burst of enlightenment & empowerment awakens
    the reader to the psychological, emotional, mental & physical battles
    many experience while traveling the rugged road of life.
    Using poetry as a poignant testimony to declare that even from the darkest of days,
    we can bloom into something virtuously beautiful.
    https://jessvaughnwrites.com

    Dew Drops In The Rain by Hibah Shabkhez
    With tyrannical parrot-generals, mangoes and imbeciles,
    we have here a rather whimsical collection of poetry in English and French.
    https://hibahshabkhezxicc.wordpress.com/

    during the music by r soos
    During the music is a collection of 500 micropoems by r soos.
    r soos edited seven stars poetry from 1973-1998.
    He retired from teaching and instead of resting on past laurels,
    he is now editing Cholla Needles, a literary magazine based in Joshua Tree.
    http://www.chollaneedles.com

    How to Write Poetry by Jim Babwe

    Rodney B. Scow, SLF (Significant Literary Figure) asked me to submit this for him.
    His email account has been “suspended.”
    http://recursivemultimedia.blogspot.com

    In Iudicio (39 Lashes) by Jean-Paul Garnier

    As the subject of these 39 Lashes is one “on trial,” In Iudicio is a guilty read.
    One may feel as though it was not meant for their eyes, perhaps a found journal.
    Lines have been blurred and made public,
    therefore the reader is implored to continue with salivating confidence.
    http://jplgarnier.blogspot.com/

    Jack No Man by Born Before
    A juxtaposition of thought and sound, using modern tropes to anticipate the future.
    Well, in other words, just some poetry by a cool dude. Thanks for downloading me!
    100 Ways to Cook an Egg by LB Sedlacek
    How many ways can you cook an egg? How many ways can you write a poem?
    Poems range from place poems to social works –
    all sorts of different poems scrambled or fried up to serve your poetical reading time!
    http://www.lbsedlacek.com

    1+1=3 by I.B. Rad
    A lighthearted look at social, cultural, and political inconsistencies in America,
    with cover artwork by author.

    Permit Wonder by Jan Keough
    This collection is called a gathering since it suggests the coming together of friends.
    And these poems are friends to me, Jan Keough.
    I’m editor and co-founder of the Origami Poems Project.
    Since 2009, the OPP has been sharing microchaps – for free – to all.
    http://jankeough.com/

    Poems Into Guns by Rick Lupert

    New and selected poems from late 2017 through 2018 from Rick Lupert
    including poems from the forthcoming collection “Hunka Hunka Howdee!”
    poetrysuperhighway.com

    Selected Poems by Dave Lewis
    Dave Lewis is writer from Pontypridd, South Wales.

    He has always lived in Wales except for a year in Kenya.
    He has written newspaper columns, poetry for magazines,
    sports stories for the BBC and is organizer of the International Welsh Poetry
    Competition. For more details visit Dave’s website.

    Welsh Writer

    The Summer Sonnets by Bruce McRae
    The fractured sonnets of a fractured sonneteer. Written in the heat of summer.

    Territories by Antonia Clark
    Territories is a sampler of collected and new poems.
    Antonia Clark has taught creative writing, published two books of poetry,
    and co-administers an online poetry workshop, The Waters.
    She lives in Vermont, loves French picnics, and plays French café music
    on a sparkly purple accordion.

    38 Poems Under 100 Words by Bill Yarrow

    Thirty-eight published poems by Bill Yarrow all under one hundred words.
    https://billyarrow.wordpress.com/

    12th Man: Echoes of the Forgotten Race by Kilam T.A
    12th Man explores the psychological and emotion damage that occurs
    when people are forcefully removed from their home.
    12th Man illustrates what happens when the idea of gentrification is first initiated
    and what happens to the people when that idea is fully realized.
    http://www.speakerthoughts.com

    Voyage towards Positivity by Anupama Kadwad

    Voyage towards Positivity is a collection of random thoughts of the poet.
    This ebook consists of 26 poems on varied day to day topics.
    Deepest thoughts are expressed in simple words, which most of us can relate to.

    The Weather at Home by David Chorlton
    Poems written based on what happens around us at our house in Phoenix
    close to South Mountain, and thinking beyond it.
    http://davidchorlton.mysite.com/

    When the Moon Is New by Joan McNerney

    Ride through the 20th and 21st century with me

    Snarling Cup of Coffee By Jake Cosmos Aller

    I am a retired US diplomat and I have been writing poetry for decades.
    These are some of my favorite poems, most are from the last few years.
    Half have been published. I grew up in Berkeley but have lived all over the world;
    live in Korea and the U.S.

    2. River Sandha Publishes Fake Calls (will go live January 1,2019)

    Dear Jake,
    thanks for sending your write-ups. Its pleasure to let you know that your
    poem “Fake Calls” was published in our website. To see it, please go through this link:

    https://theriversandhareview.blogspot.com/2018/11/an-important-update.html

    Also, do accept a “certificate of contribution” which we attached with this mail.
    And, You may stay connected with us on-

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/RiverSandhaRVW
    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RiverSandhaReviewOfficial/
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/riversandhareview/

    Thanks for your contribution to our magazine. Feel free to share the news with
    your world. Do write in future for us. Best regards & wishes for you!

    – Muhammad Shahadat Hossain

    Fake Calls

    Note: first time to be published in Bangladesh, I have been published in India, Nigeria,
    Romania, Germany, Costa Rica, The US, UK and Canada.

    Fake Calls

    (also published in the Snarling Cup of Coffee Chapbook coming December 1, 2018
    see prior posting above)

    Every day I get woken up
    As the sun comes up
    By my phone ringing
    With a fake call

    It seems that the only people
    Who ever bother to call me
    Are the fake call people

    Who all call me
    With fake sincerity

    Offering me a great deal
    On this and that scam

    I curse at them
    Yell at them
    Mutter obscenities in foreign tongues
    And block their calls

    Yet it does not seem to matter
    The next call will be
    Yet another fake call

    Am I doomed to receive
    Fake calls until I day I die

    I turn on my computer
    And read my fake news accounts
    And watch TV for the latest fake news

    And the politicians lying
    And the criminals scheming
    To take my money

    The Zappa song comes to mind

    You will obey me while I lead you
    And eat the garbage that I feed you
    Until the day that we don’t need you
    Don’t go for help . . . no one will heed you
    Your mind is totally controlled
    It has been stuffed into my mold
    And you will do as you are told
    Until the rights to you are sold

    That’s right, folks . . .
    Don’t touch that dial

    And I scream to the universe
    Just leave me alone
    Then the phone rings…..

    3 Bad Nudes Will Publish “Hell is Here to Stay” in January, 2019
    Hey Jake,

    Thanks again for your submission. I’d like to publish your poem “Hell is Here to Stay” in issue 3.4 of BAD NUDES, if it’s still available!

    Best,
    Fawn Parker

    Note this is a legitimate literary magazine published in Montreal. Bing banned me from entering the site due to the “adult” name. It is not a porn magazine! Google found it no problem.

    Hell is Here to Stay

    The angel of the lord
    Appeared on TV sets
    All over the world

    People woke up
    Expecting to see
    The usual suspects

    Talking heads
    Talking drivel
    Talking trash

    Instead
    A stern visage
    A stern old man
    In a dark suit

    He had a salt and pepper beard
    And long, dark black hair
    And piercing blue eyes
    Staring out
    From his stern face

    The eyes
    Piercing the soul
    Of all who listened

    The voice
    Of the angel of the lord
    Was like thunder

    And all over the world
    People tried to turn off
    Their TV sets
    To no avail

    Twilight light Zone
    Prevailed
    The angel of the lord
    Stopped swearing
    And said

    In a calm
    Deadly voice

    People of earth
    You know the lord
    By a billion names

    I am his spokesman
    We’ve realized
    There is the age of the TV

    And we must be able to reach
    You directly

    Before one or a million
    Could understand

    Now no one hears us
    For you are convinced

    We are dead
    Irrelevant
    Washed up
    A fraud

    Frankly speaking
    You all can go to hell

    And an evil grin
    Appears on his face
    As he says

    Can a fraud do this?

    And outside
    Thunder and lightening

    A star comes down
    And houses were blown away

    And everyone was
    Outside

    The TV set
    Was in the sky above

    The voice of the angel
    Of the lord
    Proclaiming

    Repent
    The end is near
    And now

    No more TV
    No more booze

    The rights to you
    Have been sold

    For to quote Frank Zappa
    You are all assholes
    You are all assholes

    All of you
    Little, mean little assholes

    Let me introduce
    My new business partner

    Satan, also known
    As the prince of darkness

    God and Satan
    Have agreed on a deal

    A thousand year Reich
    A thousand year of slavery
    For you

    My little human assholes
    For your sins, your arrogance
    Your foolish pride

    After a thousand years
    Of pure torture

    We will return
    To judge the living and the dead

    Most of you will remain in hell
    Some will be redeemed

    And allowed into heaven
    And now, back to your usual station

    Welcome to hell
    Satan said

    And laughed and laughed and laughed
    And the usual crimes resume
    The usual lies and deceits and shames

    For most people
    It made no difference

    They had been in hell
    For centuries

    For some
    It mattered

    The few decent people
    Left on earth

    Were condemned to join
    The masses

    For another thousand years
    Of toil and misery

    The bosses were happy
    Satan appointed them
    To continue to rule

    But no strikes
    No salaries
    And as much abuse
    As they could give out

    And so the world turns and turns
    Following its way
    Around the sun

    And the sun
    Turns and floats
    Through space

    And the end was here
    And now

    No one could tell
    The difference anymore
    Hell was here to stay

    Comments and feedback welcomed as always. And thanks to the over 700 people who have found
    My site since it went live in February, 2018!

  • thanksgiving update

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    I am grateful for all the wonderful friends I have all over the world. I am grateful I married the love of my life, the girl of my dreams and we are still here.

    I hope to travel to SE Asia over the winter, back to the States in the summer with hopefully a trip to Portland, Seattle and Alaska – been to 49 out of 50 states, Alaska is my last one.

    This week I am binge watching some westerns I got from the Yongsan Library. The library will move to Camp Humphreys next summer but until then it is nice to have.
    I saw Homesman with Tommy Lee Jones and Hillary Swain. Not bad but would have preferred a happier ending. Next up are Young Guns, Lonesome Dove Church, Doc holidays Revenge, Slow West, and 3:10 to Yuma (which I had seen earlier). And then I will watch some SF – The Postman, Prometheus Trap, Earth’s Final hours and finally the horror movie, “Get Out.”
    Also got some great tunes which I downloaded for my listening pleasure.
    Rod Stewart classics

    Have you ever seen the rain
    fool around and fell in love
    I’ll stand by you
    still the same
    it’s a heart ache
    day after day
    missing you
    Father and son
    best of my life
    if not for you
    Love hurts
    everything I own
    crazy love

    Oliver Nelson
    CD One

    Jams and jellies
    passion flower
    Don’t stand up
    Ostinato
    What’s new
    Blues baby Blues
    Train Whistle
    Doxing
    In time
    Lou good dues
    all the way
    Groove

    CD 2
    screaming the blues
    march on March
    The drive
    the meeting
    3 seconds
    Alto It is
    blues at the 5 spot
    blues for Monday Friday
    Anacruses
    Perdido
    in passing

    CD 3
    stolen moments
    hoe down
    Cascade
    Yearnin
    images
    Six and Four
    Mama Lou
    Ralf’s New Blues
    straight ahead
    11443
    CD 4
    Main stem
    J and B
    Ho
    Latino
    Tipsy
    Tangerine
    Message
    Jungleaire
    Emancipation blues
    There’s a Yearning
    Going up North
    Disillusions
    Freedom dance

    Billie Holiday Disk one

    As time goes by
    autumn in New York
    Billie’s blues
    blue moon
    comes love
    don’t explain
    east of the sun
    easy to love
    Embraceable you
    everything I have is yours
    A fine romance
    Georgia on my mind
    God bless the child
    can’t face the music

    disc 2

    I cover the waterfront
    I got a right to sing the blues
    if you were mine
    Jim
    Lets call a heart a heart
    Lets do it this, lets fall in love
    Love for sale
    Love me or leave me
    Lover comes back to me
    Lover man
    Miss Brown to you
    Moon Glow

    Disk 3

    My Man
    Night and Day
    please don’t talk about me when I’m gone
    please keep me in your dreams
    solitude
    spreading rhythm around
    strange fruit
    Summertime
    Tenderly
    These foolish things
    What a little Moonlight can do
    Yesterdays
    Your going to see a lot of me
    you’re so desirable

    Otis Rush and Buddy Guy

    Introduction
    Coming home baby
    Jam
    Instrumental
    All your love
    Crosscut Saw
    I wonder Why
    Buddy Guy intro jam
    Five long years
    Look On Yonder Wall
    Things that used to do
    I smell a rat
    Gambler’s Blue
    Post Show interview

    Willie Nelson Song Bird

    Raining Day blues
    Songbird
    Blue hotel
    Back to earth
    Stella blue
    Hallelujah
    $1000 wedding
    We don’t run
    Your Love
    Search Amazing Grace

    Make my day Back to blue Fast Eddie Clark

    Nothing left
    Mountains to the sea
    Make my day
    Heavy load
    fast train
    Walking too slow
    Haven’t gotten the time
    One way
    my new life
    Ethereal Blue

    best of ZZ Top

    Tush
    Waiting for the bus
    Jesus just left Chicago
    Francine
    Just got paid
    La Grange
    Blue Jean Blues
    back door love affair
    Bear drinkers and hellraisers
    heard it on the X

    Neil Young greatest hits

    Down by the River
    Cowgirls in the sand
    Chinatown girl
    helpless
    after the goldrush
    only love can break your heart
    Southern Man
    Ohio
    heart of gold
    like a hurricane
    comes a time
    Hey Hey only my
    Rocking in the free world
    Harvest Moon
    Joshua tree YouTube
    Where the streets have no name
    I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
    with or without you
    the bullet the blue sky
    Running to stand still
    Red Hill mining town
    in god’s country
    trip through your wires
    one tree Hill
    exit
    mothers of the disappeared
    Luminous times
    Walk to the water
    Spanish eyes
    deep in the heart
    silver and gold
    sweetest thing
    race against time
    where the streets have no name
    Beautiful Ghost
    Wave of Sorrow
    Dessert of our Loves
    Rise up
    Drunk Chicken
    America

    And some good reading as well
    JRR Tolkien The Fall of Gongdolin
    Stephen Hawking Brief Answers to Big Questions
    Randy Wayne White Mangrove Lightning
    James Patterson Never Never
    Samsuk Yusa
    Victor Cha the Impossible State

  • howling at the moon

    Poems by Jake Cosmos Aller
    By Jake Cosmos Aller
    Index
    1. Just an Unhinged Lunatic Howling at The Moon
    2. Howling at The Moon
    3. One Crazy day*
    4. God’s Confession
    5. Wild Thoughts Run Amuk
    *previously published

    Just An Unhinged Lunatic Howling At The Moon

    On a moonlit late night
    I sat in a bar
    Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew
    Just an unhinged lunatic
    Dreaming of howling at the full moon

    Watching the world walk by
    Looking at all the fine looking babes
    Walking by the street
    Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    Of endless wild libertine passions

    When into the bar
    Walked the most beautiful women
    In the Universe
    So wild, so free
    So wonderfully alive

    I did not know what to do
    As this vision of delight
    Sauntered through the bar
    In a skin tight leather pants
    Looked so fine
    That my eyeballs hurt

    And finally I had to say something
    So I gathered up my manly courage
    And walked up to her
    And she looked at me
    And instantly bewitched my soul
    With a devilish grin
    I lost all reason
    And became a raving lunatic
    Unhinged lunatic
    Howling at the moon

    Foaming at the mouth
    A wild, free werewolf
    Howling at the lunatic light
    Of the full Moon

    Howling At The Moon

    I stood outside
    Between the trees
    In a field
    On the outside of town

    Beneath the lunatic rays
    Of the blood red full moon

    The lunatic lights of the moon
    Casts a wild primeval glow
    On me

    The hormonal chemicals are unleashed
    The wild beast within
    Escapes it chain
    And I howl with delight
    A werewolf
    Free at at last

    To run amuck
    Free of its civilized restrains
    Throwing off its clothes
    Stripping naked

    Running wild
    Naked and free
    A wild man
    Enjoying his freedom

    As I sit
    Under the lunatic light of the full moon
    Of the blood red lights of the moon
    Full of wild passions
    The lustful beast stirs again

    And starts running and running
    Howling at the moon
    Riding into the new dawn
    On a demented Harley Davis cycle
    With two naked babes on his back

    Riding into the sun
    90 miles per second
    At the speed of though
    He disappears into the lunatic light
    Of the full moon

    And I wake up
    Alone,
    In my bed
    Saying, man that was quite a night
    I better not go there again

    The wild beast
    Laughs
    He has heard that before

    And I join him
    In howling at the moon

    One Crazy Day

    Last night
    I could not get to sleep
    At all

    Last night
    I could not get to sleep
    At all

    I looked up
    Looked out at the window
    At the full moon
    Saw by its lunatic light

    Your face
    Was in the moon
    And I looked up
    At the light
    That crazy light
    And dreamed

    I was with you
    Again

    And I woke up
    Again
    And I woke up
    Alone in my bed

    Dreaming dark dreams
    Of You
    Wishing it were
    Other than it was
    All alone
    All alone again
    In this world

    God’s Confession

    I was sitting along
    In a god forsaken bar
    Somewhere on the lunatic fringes
    Of society

    On the bad part of town
    Over by railroad tracks
    Heading to hell
    As fast as I could drink it down

    Enjoying my lonely drink
    Drinking by my lonesome self
    With my partners
    Jimmy Dean, and the Walker brother
    And his old Granddad
    Just drinking and hanging
    With the Jack Daniel’s gang

    A crazed bum
    With a thousand year stare
    Walks up to me

    He begins
    Muttering to himself
    Nutty nonsense
    Crazy words
    In a lunatic’s voice

    He had the look
    Of one possessed
    By his own demons
    That only he can see
    Or hear
    Possessed by a secret knowledge
    Only he knew

    Despite myself
    I was fascinated
    By this lunatic’s tale

    So I stopped him
    And said
    So what’s your game
    Anyway

    The short little dude
    Stopped his insane prattle
    Starting at me
    With that thousand year old stare

    Just another washed up
    Lunatic
    Too many drugs
    Too many bad nights
    On the wrong side of life

    He looked at me
    And proclaimed his story

    He reared up
    And filled up the room
    And lifted the bar
    On his finger
    And stared down at me
    From the sky

    And said
    Since you asked
    I am God
    The alpha and Omega
    The real deal
    The original dude of dudes
    The sultan of Swing
    God of hosts
    And father of that Jesus dude

    But no one knows me
    Any more
    No one cares
    They think I am irrelevant
    They think I am dead
    They think I am a fairy tale
    From some olden, ancient time

    Some say I am dead
    Others think I should be dead
    That my work is done

    I looked at him
    Carefully now
    And what did I see
    An old man
    With that lunatic look
    But there was something else

    He was crazy
    Sure yes
    But perhaps he was the real deal

    I mean why not
    Why would not God be
    A lunatic wandering around loose
    Talking to low lives like me
    In a bar
    On the way to hell

    So I looked at him
    And invited him to share
    His tale of woe

    God tells me
    Well, it’s like this

    Many a year ago
    People believed in me
    But one day
    They quit believing in me
    And they went on without me

    As they left me
    My powers got weaker and weaker
    And so eventually I became
    What you see today

    A broken down drunk
    Hanging out
    Looking for a hand out
    Looking for some company
    Or at least a free dinner

    And he laughed and laughed
    And I looked at him
    And saw the beginnings of the end
    And the ends of the beginnings

    I saw a million planets
    Flash by
    A billion people
    A trillion sentient beings
    Thinking all at once
    Thoughts filled my head
    Lights flashed
    And I knew
    He was telling the truth
    But it did not matter
    In this day and age
    Of materialism

    God has no role
    God is truly dead
    And so I bought him a drink
    And walked out of the bar
    Profoundly sadden by what I had seen

    God was dead
    And we had all conspired
    To kill him
    Long live God

    Wild Thoughts Run Amok

    Wild Thoughts
    Wild fantasies
    Fill my head
    Running through my brain
    Like electric currency

    My eyes are consumed
    By the burning fires
    Of unquenched desire

    She still has that thing
    That wild crazy thing
    And she still impresses me
    Compels me
    Inspires fear in me

    And I am on fire
    All over again

    The wild infatuation
    She caused in my heart

    But I was not prepared
    The sight of her
    Inspired dreams
    Of nights of love
    That was not to be fulfilled

    My heart is filled
    With wild erotic fantasies
    And I went her
    All over again

    That love Jones thing
    That wild love Jones thing
    Creeps its ugly head
    Out of the dark recess
    Of my demented soul

    Sniffing an opportunity
    To cause chaos
    Yet again

    And so I prepare
    To run away
    Ere I get consumed
    By unrequited passion
    Again

    Dreams of possible love
    And lust
    Come bubbling out
    Out of the swamps
    Of my fertile imagination

    And I pray to the gods
    To give me wisdom
    To avoid taking
    The path that leads
    To my destruction

    John (“Jake” ) Cosmos Aller is a novelist, poet, and former Foreign Service officer having served 27 years with the U.S. State Department in ten countries – Antigua, Barbados, Dominica, Grenada, Korea, India, St Kitts, St Lucia, St Vincent, Spain and Thailand. and traveled to 45 countries during his career.
    ___
    Jake has been an aspiring novelist for several years and has completed two novels, (Giant Nazi Spiders and the Great Divorce) and is pursuing publication.
    ___
    He has been writing poetry all his life and has published his poetry in electronic poetry forums, including All Poetry, Moon Café and Duane’s Poetree. (under the name Jake Lee).
    ___
    He is looking forward to transitioning to his third career – full-time novelist and poet after completing his second career as a Foreign Service officer, and his first career as an educator overseas for six years upon completion of his Peace Corps service in South Korea.
    Email: authorjakecosmosaller@gmail.com
    Linkinlin: https://kr.lin

  • to the Pain Gods

    to the pain gods

    Pain, go away
    Pain, pain go away
    Come again some other day
    Quite haunting my every moment
    Quit bothering me every single day

    Pain, Pain, God of Pain,
    What did I do to deserve such?
    Devilish pain?

    What did I do to you?
    Oh God of Pain
    Why are you punishing me?
    Every single God damn day

    Pain God Go away
    I will not believe in you
    If you do not believe in me

    Do we have a deal?
    God of Pain?

    Or will you continue to afflict me
    Every moment for the rest of life
    With this enervating pain

    Pain, pain go away
    Don’t come another day

    I wish I might
    I wish I could
    Send you away
    Forever and ever

    Banish you to hell and beyond

    Pain, pain go away
    I will not believe in you any more
    Please stop the torture

    I know that Zappa
    Says the torture
    Will never stop
    But I know the truth

    The truth may set us free
    But nothing will drive this pain away

    Pain go away
    Leave me be

    I don’t deserve this,
    I did not ask for it

    Simply go to hell
    My pain God


    Pain, go away
    Pain, pain go away
    Come again some other day
    Quite haunting my every moment
    Quit bothering me every single day

    Pain, Pain, God of Pain,
    What did I do to deserve such?
    Devilish pain?

    What did I do to you?
    Oh God of Pain
    Why are you punishing me?
    Every single God damn day

    Pain God Go away
    I will not believe in you
    If you do not believe in me

    Do we have a deal?
    God of Pain?

    Or will you continue to afflict me
    Every moment for the rest of life
    With this enervating pain

    Pain, pain go away
    Don’t come another day

    I wish I might
    I wish I could
    Send you away
    Forever and ever

    Banish you to hell and beyond

    Pain, pain go away
    I will not believe in you any more
    Please stop the torture

    I know that Zappa
    Says the torture
    Will never stop
    But I know the truth

    The truth may set us free
    But nothing will drive this pain away

    Pain go away
    Leave me be

    I don’t deserve this,
    I did not ask for it

    Simply go to hell
    My pain God
    i have been suffering from fibromyalgia since a jogging accident when I broke my heal and to 14 operations after I developed an MDR staff infection back in 1996. most of the time it is barely tollerable other days pretty bad as I am a connoseaur of pain I think. ©2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller humor • pain

    Poet Trapped Inside the Beast
    I have the heart of a poet
    Trapped deep within
    The soul of the beast

    Everyday I get up
    And put on my dark
    Bureaucratically correct uniform

    I turn off my soul
    Put on my phony smile
    And my plastic ideas

    And go forth
    To do battle
    With all the other soulless automats
    The nameless govbots
    The evil faceless bureaucrats
    That infests this swamp by the river

    The body snatchers came a long time ago
    They won
    We are all slaves to the system

    The system is not evil
    It is beyond such concerns

    No the system’s goal
    Is complete surrender
    Of our creativity

    The poet trapped within
    Screams
    I want out

    The bureaucrat
    Bends over and says
    Twelve years until retirement

    Then I’ll let you out for a spin
    Before locking you up for another century

    The bosses don’t care
    They merely exist to do the bidding
    Of the masters of the Universe
    The evil creatures who bought our souls
    Years ago

    And control our every thought
    With TV and media and constant monitoring

    Independent thought is illegal
    Don’t you know that by now

    And so the poet remains trapped
    Lonely, all alone
    Surrounded by the body snatched victims
    Of the evil system
    We call the Government

    Escape while you can
    Get off the net
    Get off the computer
    Run away far far away

    But remember there is no escape
    They are everywhere
    The brain dead soulless automats
    The govbots
    The evil faceless bureaucrats
    We call government workers

    They are everywhere
    Watching out for independence and free thought

    They are coming after me
    The poet screams
    And is neutralized and destroyed

    And I am now a happy corporate slave
    Working for the government
    With my soul lobotomized for the greater good

    At the end of the millennium
    We find the truth
    There is no god to save us
    From what we have become

    Smash the system
    Escape while you can
    For they will find you
    And put you
    Back into the suit of conformity

    God is not dead
    He has also been coopted
    Given money, and followers
    The Christian Coalition Controls God

    But one day
    God will escape his prison
    And free us all
    From the tyranny of the corporate monsters
    Who control our fate
    And then only then
    Will we be free

    Until that day
    The poet deep inside
    Prays, works and undermines
    The Government-Corporate master plan

    The end of the world is upon us
    God is coming back
    Or perhaps it is the devil that is coming
    Or Maybe the Lord Buddha or the Prophet Mohammed

    But one day
    Mankind will be free

    And the Poets and musicians and creative types
    Of all description
    Will throw off the yoke of the body snatchers
    And bring on a thousand years
    Of peace, love and creativity

    But Satan (God’s Evil Twin)
    Can’t be defeated forever
    He will lurk out there
    Until the time is ripe

    And mankind again falls under
    The spell of the body snatcher
    Bureaucrats and corporate clones
    Govbots and faceless bureaucrats

    And poetry and creativity
    Again is banished to the dark corners of our souls

    The poet within me
    Smiles
    Knowing that some day
    He will defeat the bureaucrats
    That so oppresses the world

    Someday
    They will be the ones
    Hiding in the shadows
    And the poet will have his revenge

    Until that day
    He bids his time

    Occasionally coming out
    Taking over my soul
    And writing these stories
    Before returning to his hiding space
    Deep within my soul

    Tomorrow I put on my suit
    And return to battle
    With all of the other clones
    Automats govbots
    And faceless bureaucrats

    And my poet
    Smiles
    Laughing while my soul
    Slowly twists
    Dying in the wind

    And I begin another day
    In the city of Washington
    The center of the beast

    Hell Central
    The center of the cosmic conspiracy
    That has lasted centuries

    Man has lost
    We are all slaves
    To the machines

    The poet screams
    But is not heard
    The machine can’t be bothered

    The system does not compute
    The anguish of crushed humanity

    The system demands
    More and more
    Until the life within is crushed
    And we embrace our enemies

    And are absorbed
    Resistance is indeed futile

    I just retired from decades working in the belly of the beast that is the USG – sometimes I thought it was evil, other times mindless and sometimes I thought i was doing good work. this poem obviously was written in my dark moods. My two antigovernment right win nut case brothers coined the term govbots but i think that they copied it from some on © 3 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller


    Bombs Away

    The TV said the bombs were falling
    All over Belgrade/Baghdad, Libya, Syria
    And a thousand other lands
    All over the world

    The bombs were falling down
    All over the place

    Yes, the bombs were falling
    And I thought
    While walking down the street
    Why? Why yet again

    Do we think we can bomb our way
    Into peace and prosperity

    Why, Oh God, do we need to bomb yet again
    A country far away
    For a purpose that is not our own

    Oh, the President and the Secretary of State
    They have their reasons

    The Senators and Congressmen too
    The soldiers, sailors and marines
    All have their reason

    To unleash the power and passion and danger
    Of the horrible evil weight of the bombs

    And the military industrial state
    The deep state make a fortune
    Selling the bombs to the government
    Every bomb is a money maker
    A million bucks per bomb
    And they need millions of bombs
    Bombs away

    But the bombs don’t know
    They don’t care who you are
    All they do is fall and blow things up
    And kill everything in their wake
    That’s what bombs do

    That’s the thing that bombs do
    We don’t understand
    It’s a bomb sort of thing

    The bombs keep falling
    The TV screen shows lights and show
    And the bombs keep falling

    The TV does not show
    The innocent children
    Who die tonight
    Because the bombs fell

    Were the children asked?
    Were the mothers consulted
    Were the sons and daughters thought about?
    No

    The bombs don’t consult
    They merely fall and kill and maim
    And blow everything up in their sight

    The bombs keep falling
    And a million souls die and go to hell

    Satan in his lair
    Is happy

    He says to himself
    The bombs keep falling

    More and more people are drawn To the dark side
    The hatred and fear and violence
    Keep it up

    The bombs keep falling
    And falling

    And we walk around in our streets
    Far away from where the deaths occur

    The dead don’t scream out to us
    We don’t care

    The bombs don’t care
    They keep falling
    Doing their bomb thing

    And I wonder, yes, I wonder
    What price do we pay

    As a human race
    For the death, the destruction of the bombs

    In this day and age
    Many doubt that God exist
    And most of us don’t believe in Satan either

    But the bombs
    They know

    Satan has won
    We are all living in Hell

    And soon Satan will arise
    And rule us forever

    For we have given into our hatred and evil side
    God is watching us and says to himself

    They have chosen the bombs
    Let them have them
    Bombs away forever

    And the bombs don’t stop to think
    They don’t laugh

    They merely fall and kill and destroy
    The bombs keep falling

    And tomorrow and the next day
    The generals will talk
    The talk

    And walk the walk
    And proclaim the great victory

    And the dead with have no voice

    The dead children’s screams of terror
    Will not be heard in the courts of power

    The bombs will have won
    And we will all of us pay a price
    For all of us are the bombers

    And none of us are innocent
    We are all guilty of war crimes
    We should all be condemned to Hell

    But I forget sometimes
    We are in hell

    And God is far away
    Running away in shame
    From what he had created

    Satan is happy
    The bomb makers are ecstatic
    Another million dollars gone
    And another million dollar sale

    The bombers are proud
    The dead are merely dead

    And the bombs, the bombs
    Keep falling and falling
    Forever
    The bombs keep falling
    written originally after the bombing of Yugoslavia but updated to reflect all the other bombing campaigns since then. it seems there is always a reason to bomb but the bombs just kill and kill and kill and it will never end it seems © 2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller anti-war • death • pain • sad • society

    The Evil That Kids Do

    Yet again we turn on the TV
    And witness horrible scenes
    Of unparalleled violence, hatred and despair

    Two teenage boys
    Decide to kill all of their classmates
    Hold their school up
    Bombs waiting to destroy

    And the cry goes out throughout the land
    Why yet again this tragedy
    Why did such nice boys
    In a nice safe suburb
    Turn out to be some horrible evil creatures?

    The usual suspects are rounded up
    It’s the culture, stupid cry the conservative voices
    No, it’s the guns, cry the liberal pundits

    And we sit around and argue
    Knowing that there will be a next time
    And another time and time and time again

    What is the sickness in our souls
    That allows for this hatred to fester so
    Deep within the minds of our teenage killers

    Why do they act the way they do
    Is it just the mindless violence?
    That surrounds us all

    The pornographic display of violence
    That washes across us every day
    The 8, 000 murders we have seen
    By the time we are 18?

    Or is it simply
    That killers can easily
    Get the latest bang for their buck?

    We are all responsible here
    The negligent parents

    The overworked schools
    The TV and movie purveyors
    Of pornographic violence
    The gun dealers
    The gun makers
    The craven politicians

    Who think it is everyone’s god given right
    As a damn American
    To buy as much weaponry as possible
    To buy machine guns
    To protect themselves from other gun men

    Nothing will change
    Until we conflict the evil
    That lurks deep within each of us

    There will be another Columbine High School, another Sandy Hook
    Another Texas massacre, another Virginia Tech,
    another this and another that
    Soon enough

    Despite all of our efforts
    Despite any new laws

    There will be evil men
    Who want to shoot and kill
    Who have somehow lost
    Their essential humanity

    Lao Tze said
    The more laws there are
    The more criminals there will be

    More laws are not the answer
    For a law cannot make a sick soul whole

    We are all guilty here
    The TV and movie
    Pornographers of violence
    The parents and schools

    And most important our society itself
    For allowing our young to become
    Such evil creatures

    If Satan lives on
    He is laughing
    All the way to the proverbial bank

    If God lives on
    He is ruing the day
    He created Mankind

    And the carnage will go on and on and on
    Until the day emerges
    When we all proclaim

    Enough, no more
    The killing, hatred and violence
    Will stop

    No More will our youngsters
    Grow up to be such monsters

    That day will come soon enough
    Until then we will all suffer
    The wrath of the killer children
    In our midst.

    written after columbine but updated to reflect all the other school shootings. i may do a companion piece on the black live matters movement and all the blacks being killed by the police with inpunity. © 2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller
    the clock

    The damned clock
    Rings in my sleeping ear
    Reminding me with its shrill beats
    That time factory derived chimes
    Away the now distant land of Zaatari

    At night fall
    My heart comes alive
    Creeps out of its self-imposed shell
    To enter the land of Zantari

    The every day waking world
    But a shadow on the moon
    In the land of Zantari

    All is as it should be
    A mere image to see
    In the mechanical second
    We call reality

    not sure what this means other than when I dream I often am transported to other worlds as I have wild SF dreams. Zaatari is one of the planets I go to frequently © 2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller sf • society

  • Lost and Found

    Index of First Lines

    Lost and Found
    Donald Trump and the Vulgarians Rise to Power
    Strong Wine
    The Shape of History
    Yesterday Morning

    Lost and Found

    I was lost
    And you found me

    You walked out of my dreams
    And into my life

    And that made all the difference
    In the world

    As you entered my life
    I was all alone in this cruel world

    And you provided shelter
    And comfort

    I did not know what I wanted
    And you gave me what I wanted

    You gave me meaning
    You gave me purpose

    You gave me love
    And understanding

    peace and happiness
    Joy, laughter and fun

    You were endlessly fascinating
    Could not keep my eyes off of you

    You were the most beautiful women
    In the world to me

    And you still are
    So many years later

    Like a fine bottle of wine
    Gets better with age

    And you gave me
    Endless nights of wild lovemaking

    Which has gotten better
    As well

    And I fell under your spell
    from the day I met you

    I was lost
    And you found me

    And if you go first
    I will be lost again

    Can’t live without you
    By my side

    Thus is has always been
    Between us

    We are so entangled
    So interwoven

    And that is the way
    It was meant to me

    the voice of my doom

    walking deep in the woods
    high above the city
    near the airport

    I heard them
    then saw them

    hideous black crows
    looking at me
    cackling at me
    laughing at me
    mocking me

    calling me names

    I asked what they wanted
    they laughed
    and said
    nothing but your doom

    and they flew around me
    dive bombing me

    and surrounding me
    calling me names
    in Korean and English

    as I fled down the trail
    with the demon birds
    hot on my trail

    Donald Trump and the Vulgarians Rise to Power

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    Trump and the Vulgarians
    Lusting for power and revenge

    It ain’t right they say

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    The white man has been given the shaft
    The nigger president gone too far
    And now they want to make a bitch President

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    They have gone too far they shout and scream
    Anger pouring out of their faces and their whatever

    Rabid dogs from the no fly lands
    I hear them coming

    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    The elites on the coast
    Continue to look down on the Trump

    Say he is a clown say he is a simpleton
    Say he is dangerous demagogue

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    But the more they sling at him
    the more they deride him
    The stronger he gets

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    The deplorable who support him
    Know that they have got the elites right where they want them
    Behind the barrel of their proverbial guns

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    The fly over country
    the fuckistanian
    Jesus land multitudes

    Are on the march on the coastal elites
    Rabble rousers out for blood tonight

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    And blood they will have
    If their hero their champion their Donald
    Is denied his right to rule over them?

    The rights to them have sold
    To the highest bidder

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    And Donald knows that he is a fraud
    A con man a film flam artist

    But he knows his marks knows his rubes
    And gives them what they want
    Gives them what they need

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    As they give the whole rotten system
    A god damn finger up the ass
    Hoping to blow the whole thing down

    I hear them coming
    I see them coming
    I fear them coming

    You Will Be Punished

    You Will Be Punished for Protesting
    The Principle has a message
    For those who don’t stand for the National Anthem:
    Obey or be punished.

    “You will stand, and you will stay quiet.
    If you don’t. you are going to be sent home,
    and you’re not going to have a refund of your ticket price,

    YOU WILL LOVE THIS COUNTRY OR ELSE, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

    I would love to see some brave students
    defying Nemeth’s idiotic proposal
    by conducting a mass sit-in during the Anthem at the next game.
    He can’t do anything about it.

    It’s appalling,
    really, because

    you have to wonder
    how awful the government classes
    must be at his school

    Is his school in the US?
    Or in North Korea?

    Do they not teach students about the Constitution anymore?
    What happens to students who refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance?

    Are they punished, too?

    What happens to athletes
    who remain seated during the Anthem?
    Will they be allowed to play at all?

    When will Nemeth issue an apology?

    (When he stops being an ignorant fool,

    I would also love to hear him explain

    — in a video to the students —

    why he’s wrong about this issue.)

    “The statement made by the principal of Lely High School
    arises out of a context
    in which students
    in the stands
    at a school athletic event

    we’re being disruptive
    at the start of
    and during the national anthem.

    He has spoken
    with our students

    to explain that his statement
    was based upon the disruption
    that school administrators observed occurring.

    The district recognizes a student’s First Amendment right
    to express his/her thoughts and ideas.
    For now

    But if President Trump Becomes President
    All bets are off
    Ha ha ha

    However, the law refuses to see
    As Frank Zappa sang so many years ago

    That there is no great society
    As it applies to you and me
    Unless your uncle owns the store

    if a student paid to see a game
    and sat quietly in the stands
    during the national anthem,
    we would not remove the student.

    The student is seeing the game
    at that point
    as a member of the public.

    True patriotism is upholding the First Amendment right to free speech.”

    All Hail President Trump
    The invincible
    Leader of our great country

    Strong Wine

    One night
    I was starring
    In my wine glass

    Deep in thought
    When I saw
    Something in my wine

    That haunts me still
    I saw in the bottom of the glass

    Evil doers abandon evil
    And became saints

    I saw rich men give up
    Their awesome greed

    And poor people
    Awarded dignity

    And all men
    Became brothers

    All women
    Became sisters

    And war ended once and for all
    And peace broke out
    And hatred disappear

    And I stared
    Into my glass wine

    I drink the wine
    Hoping the vision

    Would infect me
    And change the world

    But alas the world
    Remained the same

    The evil doers came back
    The rich continued to conspire
    And the poor still remained poor
    And the war continued on and on

    So I drank my wine
    And went to sleep

    The Shape of History

    Once I too had ambition
    I had the usual dreams of glory and grandeur
    All I wanted to be was to be a great creative genius

    Only I did not know
    How to kiss ass creatively

    Once I had dreams of greatness
    I would be glorious and free
    All would envy and admire

    This man so noble and great
    Now I am tied down in mirthless mire

    Once I hustled
    Once I took no shit from anyone

    Once I wanted the universe
    Now I am contended to shit

    And refuse to bustle
    Why bother anymore

    In the gathering gloom
    Of the foreseeable future

    One thing is certain
    I do not want a room

    On the scrap heap of society
    And yet that might be my fate

    Yesterday Morning

    Yesterday morning, I awoke
    Like most mornings

    I was still dead I walked
    Out of my drug infested slum
    Into my computerized car

    Down the freeways of my mind
    Searching for the pot of golden dreams

    I stopped in at a Resturant
    Drank copious amounts of free coffee

    And saw all the people

    One by one disappearing into the crowds
    All I knew was wrong

    Or worst yet a figment of your imagination
    Every person changed

    Transformed into an interchangeable computer’s robot

    All the same
    All the same

    Everything living in instant suburbia
    Moving their meaningless life

    All the same all the same

    Not me screamed my coffee as I sat

    Yet another victim
    Of our creeping collective insanity

    Just cogs in the wheel
    Cogs in the wheel

    And so I go down the road
    And get in line

  • it can’t happen here

    It Can’t Happen Here

    By

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Index
    It Can’t Happen Here
    Masters of the Universe
    Fires Burning Bright
    Hurricanes from Hell
    Idiots in High Places
    God Does Not Talk to Idiots

    It Can’t Happen Here

    The pundits and talking heads
    The chaterati classes

    All assure us
    That it can’t happen here
    Fascism will never happen here

    Our democratic system
    Superior to all others
    Check and balances
    Power of the media

    Will prevent fascism
    From taking root
    In the American soil

    They laugh
    And talk amongst themselves
    And laugh some more
    Convincing themselves

    Meantime the darkness
    Continues to descend

    As our President becomes more erratic
    And frankly shows signs of insanity
    The fascists supporting him
    Gather strength

    And one day
    They strike back
    With furry

    When the powers that be
    Try to remove the President

    He mobilizes his army
    His army of deplorables
    And they mobilize

    And his fascist supporters
    In the government
    Demand law and order
    And restoration of the Leader of the people
    As they have started calling the President

    He comes back into power
    And demands
    Unspecified emergency powers

    And so, the cycle ends
    And fascism wrapped inside a Christian flag

    Comes to America
    Full vengeance
    As they take charge

    And the chaterati classes
    Are all arrested
    The first to be rounded up

    America has fallen
    The media stars
    All comply

    The leader is great
    America is great
    And all who oppose him

    Must be terror sympathizers
    Or Tersymps for short
    And deserve to be rounded up

    Public protests are forbidden
    Muslims must register
    Atheists must be fired

    Alt media is shut down
    The internet is censored

    And I weep
    As I see the once great American nation
    Descend into a fascist nightmare

    And I wait for the midnight knock on the door
    Knowing that I am on the list.

    Knock Knock knock
    Open it is homeland security……

    Masters of the Universe

    The earth has been invaded
    By hideous blood sucking vampires
    Disgusting vile alien creatures
    Devoid of all compassion
    Lacking any human empathy

    These so-called Masters of the universe
    These psychopathic monsters
    Are everywhere
    They even took over the White house

    And to these vile creatures
    Everyone is nothing but a commodity
    These alien monsters
    Worship the god of the market
    While proclaiming that they serve Jesus

    Jesus would turn over in his grave
    To see these people in action

    The airlines in Florida
    Facing the worst hurricane in world history
    Decided that the expeditated thing to do
    The MBA approved thing to do
    The profit maximizing, screw the public thing to do

    Was to raise prices 600 percent
    Without prior notice charging 3,000 dollars

    Instead of doing the right thing
    The compassion thing
    The human thing of offering free flights to all

    These executives, these so-called Masters of the Universe
    thus, demonstrated that they are no longer human

    But greed driven monsters
    As are all the other soulless automatons
    Who have taken over the world

    Perhaps some day
    Jesus will come back
    And smite these motherfuckers
    Send them to the hell they so richly deserve

    We can only pray
    For our deliverance from such evil
    From the soulless evil masters of the universe
    Who have taken over the planet

    Fires Burning Bright

    I look out my window in Medford Oregon
    at the unnaturally dark smoke-filled skies

    Seems almost like the end of the world
    Out here in the smoke-filled skies
    Of the west

    And realize that that the entire west coast
    Is burning up

    Quote the Donald,. “Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air – not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.”

    I consult the Donald for further wisdom and advice
    and find that this is what he had to say

    . “Well, I think the climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax. A lot of people are making a lot of money. I know much about climate change. I’d be–received environmental awards. And I often joke that this is done for the benefit of China. Obviously, I joke. But this is done for the benefit of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change. They burn everything you could burn; they couldn’t care less. They have very–you know, their standards are nothing. But they–in the meantime, they can undercut us on price. So, it’s very hard on our business.”

    Ah it all makes sense
    Climate change is a Chinese hoax
    So, they can destroy the US economy

    Thanks to our dear great leader’s wisdom
    I am relieved

    And realize that it will all be alright
    If I just follow the wisdom
    Of our dear leader

    Hurricanes from Hell

    As I watch the endless coverage of the storms from hell
    Harvey, Irma, Jose and so many others
    It seems almost end of the world like

    As I sit on the smoky west coast
    With fires burning everywhere

    Thinking of the massive storms from hell
    Bearing down on the East Coast
    And the burning of the West Coast

    As the storms head to Margo Largo
    Winter home of our dear leader
    Threatening destruction

    The thought comes to mind
    Perhaps there really is a God

    And he is angry at us
    For destroying his world

    And I realize that God
    Has been sending us a message
    The end of the world is coming

    And I despair
    Thinking that we have an idiot in charge
    Of the United States Government

    As we face the storms of the century
    And the ever-growing threats of global terrorism

    Nuclear armed North Korea
    And global chaos

    What does our dear leader say to comfort us
    In our hour of need

    Nothing but political nonsense
    How great he is doing
    And how on top of things he is

    As the storms batter the country
    And the fires consume the west

    I realize that the earth
    Does not give a whit
    About what I think

    The world spins and spins around the sun
    The climate continues to deteriorate
    And mankind might be facing its darkest hours

    But we have the Donald
    And he will lead us through
    To the other side

    And so, I pray to the Donald
    For deliverance from the storms
    the fires burning everywhere
    the threat of nuclear war
    the end of the world

    Idiots in High Places

    Many years ago
    I was amazed to find
    So many idiots in high places
    All over the world

    Senators, congressmen
    Office directors
    Presidents
    Corporation CEO’s

    All were idiots
    Completely stupid

    People who should have known
    A thing or so
    because they should have seen a thing or so

    and yet these idiots in high places
    would reveal their total ignorance

    every time they opened their mouth
    or tweet or email their profoundly wrong thoughts

    and it never ceased to amaze me
    that few ever challenged these idiots

    few ever said but you are wrong
    or you don’t have a clue

    and these idiots caused so much damage
    to those around them
    to the country and the world

    and now we have the idiot in chief
    in charge of the richest most powerful country
    the world has ever known

    and I wonder how in a country of 350 million people
    we ended up with such an idiot in charge

    But the idiots in high places phenomenon
    Exists everywhere

    Corporations made stupid decisions
    Countries make incredibly bad decisions

    All traced back to idiots in high places
    And these idiots in high places
    Can’t hide their ignorance and pure stupidity

    They can’t pretend anymore
    In a world of 24/7 constant news
    The idiots every pronouncement
    Fills the airways 24/7

    And the only people who know better
    Are too afraid to say what they know

    That the idiot in high place
    Is an idiot
    and is destroying the world

    and so we doomed to die
    due to the idiot in high places

    God Does Not Talk to Idiots

    Every day
    There is another outrageous statement
    From this preacher or that preacher

    Saying that God spoke to them
    And told them that Trump

    Was anointed by God himself
    And would bring us all to the promised land

    Well I hate to bring it up
    But felt that I must

    If God exists
    And is all powerful

    Why would he waste his time
    Talking to these idiot preachers?

    And why would he anoint Trump
    The most ungodly of all politicians

    How do these preachers know
    It is God calling

    Does God speak to them?
    And what does God sound like?

    How did God talk to them?
    On the phone? By email? By tweet
    Or by visions or voices in their head?

    Or are they just raving lunatics
    Who think that God is calling them?

    God does not in my opinion
    Talk to idiots

    Nor should he tolerate these fools any more

    God does not send us hurricanes or tornados
    To punish us

    That is beneath his pay grade

    God is god and is mysterious
    And if he speaks to us at all

    We surely do not understand
    Anything he says

    As we have surely screwed up
    The teachings of his prophets

    So I wish to end this by saying
    Oh you false prophets

    STFU

    God is not calling you
    And never has

    Just SFTU already

  • Microsoft Why I left You

    Microsoft Why I left You

    Microsoft Why I left You

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    why microsoft sucks

    Dear Microsoft

    I am writing to let you know why after years of putting up with shoddy software that does not work I finally have pretty much demanding Microsoft for good.  I have been using Microsoft word on a daily basis since about 1990 or so. I retired in 2016 from the Department of State as a foreign service officer.  Since retirement I have bene blogging, and writing poetry and fiction.  Up until six months ago I was writing my work using Microsoft word and keeping track of my submissions on Excel.  I finally gave up on both products after years of frustration. 

    I will keep my subscription for now because I do need to have access to my documents and I do need to be able to submit the documents for publication in the Microsoft Word format.

    I have sent many of my observations and complaints to Microsoft over the years but no one has ever bothered to follow up and your customer service is a nightmare.  Every time I call them they have not been able to answer my problems and generally make things worse.

    The basic problem is that your software has too many bugs and doesn’t work I’ll just give you a specific example or two. 

    50% error rate Un-acceptable

    One week about a year ago after being frustrated that Microsoft word would frequently crash causing me to loose my work, I kept track of all errors during a one week period and concluded that about 50% of the time when I was using Microsoft word or Excel I encountered some kind of error usually just a temporarily “not responding” error that cleared up in a few seconds, but often times the software would crash requiring me to either reload it or sometimes reboot my computer.

    Opening Microsoft in the morning if I had to reboot my computer would sometimes require me to wait 30 minutes before I could open Microsoft and often I would have 20 or 30 different versions of Microsoft opened accidentally while I was trying to open it. Then I would have to manually close each and every single document and each time I did that I would get a temporarily response error so many days it would take 30 minutes or so before I could get in to my documents and get to work.  This is clearly unacceptable.

    Apple, Google Docs Always Work

    Contrast this with “Apple pages” which I’ve started using for about six months. It opens every single time and I have yet to have a non-responsive error and never had any problems with it.  It does what it supposed to do and does it perfectly. It allows me to save documents to word and it open word documents.  Microsoft word of course does not allow me to open a document created in Pages. It does allow me to open a document created in Google docs though.

    Excel Destroyed my Documents – For No Reason I Can understand

    I had to give up on Excel as well.  About six months ago for some reason that I’ve never been able to figure out  Excel started to give me an error message every single time I tried to copy data into it from another program When I did that I got an error message saying that there were “too many fonts” being used and then I had the option of clicking OK and hoping that that would stop the error message.  usually I had to click Okay many times before it cleared up. One time I had to click okay message for four hundred times before it would clear and let me get back to my work. Excel would often just refuse to save any documents whatsoever and then I would have to reboot my computer and lose my data.

    Tech Support Was Not Helpful

    I contacted Microsoft repeatedly and nobody ever bothered to return a message and your online help function was useless and your automated chat bot never was able to figure out what I was talking about.  I did not call customer support because I figure it would have been useless waste of time. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the software and the error message continued.

    I shifted to Google Docs and it is working wonderfully. Almost never have a problem.  and the font issue was never an issue.

    Dictation Program  Produces Great Found Poetry

    Finally your dictation program has never worked. I am using the Apple dictation program to write this letter it has a 95% success rate Microsoft dictation had a 25% success rate most of the time they produce gibberish. I did use that to create a number of found poems which I called Microsoft dictation poems. I sent poems to Microsoft but again nobody has ever responded.

    I did call when I first installed the dictation program.  Nothing worked.  Microsoft tech support could not figure out that the problem was the the dictation program did not work with the internal speaker of a laptop. They told me to reformat my hard drive. I went to Best Buy and they told me that it does not work with a laptop and sold me an external microphone.  I bought an external speaker and then it worked but only 25% of the time did I get a clean copy, 75% of the time it produced gibberish.

    To end on a positive note, your speech to text function did not work for a long time then one day it started working and once it started working, there as a 90% success rate.  This gives me hope that one day you will get the dictation program to work.

    My plea to you sir is to get your software to work 95% of the time every single time I know that this may not be glamorous and I know this may not be seen as the direction of the company but I know that my experience is not unique and that most of your customers are very frustrated with your products and that is why more and more people are using products as such as Google Docs or Apple products because Microsoft word and excel just don’t work.  Please fix your Microsoft office suite products  – a 50% error rate it’s just not acceptable. 

    I would be happy to follow up with anyone from Microsoft if they wish to talk to me about this but I do not think anybody will bother to respond I will post this on my blog, https://the world accordingtoCosmos.com  

    I hope that you will take this constructive criticism into account and fix Microsoft office once and for all thank you

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Ex-Microsoft customer

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    All night I felt
    that last Internet space

    I’m wondering About Future
    and about me

    And finally decided
    Just focus I’m living day by day

    Helping the best
    Ashland I can be

    I’m not Worry too much
    About things I can’t control

    Were home
    Too many things to do

    and I Well
    Just him and I can eat
    to do

    And hopefully
    The world make me laugh

    yes again
    I sound fun too

    Another Found Poem

    I wake up fully functional
    Thinking out

    My life so far
    and how it is coming down

    I have to rent
    Thanks write down
    which I have not done

    But The most important thing in my life
    Has been Mary Denture
    That made all the difference
    to my life

    Shonisaurus
    Hi Hey sis are watching
    And I should be Happy

    What’s my accomplishments

    Not bad for a for a man
    Who was born Disability
    Amazon let me know my license

    123
    OK now I get your attention
    I wanna go too sole

    and Endgo

    some and then being term
    and then USA

    and then Washington, DC
    and then Baltimore

    and then I wanna
    will be with the idea being done
    on the stand

    will be OK enough tomorrow
    I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988
    just 8:00 AM.

    The I am having a meeting with an array
    annually and aHer
    a OK on we’re going to talk

    to a jester of two
    come up with solutions

    we need to two fans
    and players

    repaid the painting repairs
    we are paying the bill

    from both the house we’ve passed,
    my treatment
    we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed

    we have a new tenant
    rules being new tenant

    is a very good
    10

    I think
    are we were making

    very much you need to do better
    to stop of studies

    now me as Sarah
    Mr. Allen not an island

    is an error
    that have a need

    for an offense of offering Maisie’s
    backing separate

    from the public
    often salad

    End of the night
    of the committee
    of the ways

    to hire the answer you
    get a better

    Microsoft Dictation trials Found Poem Three Inspection Report

    Inspection report
    meeting went well

    met with him
    only at age six

    G P silver in the damage
    is shown her

    the news from the rear
    and as well as shown
    for the termite damage.

    In the termite
    go we had been a UGS

    the basic questions of morality
    and using this statement

    denying them the answer
    most questions

    afterwards
    we went outside
    to take a picture

    although the front porch
    into I noticed

    there was something
    very strange looking

    at the front porch
    the pedestal

    on the front porch
    were quoted

    so he headed
    from facing the street

    and in from the street
    station house

    the fed is still on
    riding his meaning

    to the eye
    and that has left his leading

    to the left
    we noticed

    there were cracks
    in the forge:

    long the foliage
    including the crack
    on in the front door

    we also know
    is that the doors

    are at opening
    in the awkward men

    we also noticed
    a big crowd

    on the right side of the house
    on in the mist
    airways to the right baseline

    we took a look
    at the the souls in 141571413 1415
    that this is an old event in 1413

    left as to his meeting
    in Ford’s 111415

    in the right one
    is even for now

    we suspect that uses serious settlement issue
    in that the house is cracking

    on the house
    in the house

    is trying to balance
    its closing the porch
    this is just

    what left
    in the says
    this is a serious issue

    we are sending information
    to a lawyer

    asked his advice

    before we can’t turn our
    insurance for content and
    Rescinded the new

    we will go to the court
    has to figure out the procedures

    for the deal
    gainst the key man
    this evening

    I hope to do some writing
    style dictation

    Poem Four Green Tree Death

    Green tree

    is in the Kingstown Property
    in Alexandria

    with her mother
    and are tended to Jeff

    my mother in the wall
    is berating jobs for some reason

    to handle
    and tell my mother to calm down

    as Jeff has a temper problem
    job is getting very angry

    Juppe pulls out a gun
    and serves the shooting of my mother

    the mall and should serve five or six times
    in the head

    my wife forays into a closet
    and Hans hoping that jobs

    will not find her
    and she wonders

    what would happen know
    that her mother

    in all my mother’s death
    and the she wonders

    what will happen

    because im not there
    at the time

    and she fears Jeff
    shooting in the wall

    and that is the end
    of the current in that age

    Poem Five Telco One

    Telco one
    not until 5:00 PM
    had objected

    lack of will
    come back
    and go to some of actor dinner

    will fix the car tomorrow
    and work on my appeal

    light work
    and the appeal
    denied me

    to get on the other headphones
    when we go to the own charm

    on Thursday
    will build

    and Costco tomorrow
    dictation is working

    but still funky
    but it will when it finally works

    watch and at the showboat
    Mr. Sunshine

    before taking all along
    that low energy

    back to two long flight
    stop dictation
    of up to the line

    Poem Six Late for Fate

    Had a busy productive day Left late
    And got 2 Mothers Doctors appointment

    Almost an hour late
    For my fate

    Left it there
    and went and got my dentures

    Had lunch
    Add my brother in law

    Usual Tom chat Tom

    Not bad
    Went back to get mother

    And then went to him once took a nap
    My screen news today was interesting

    Kim and moon went to beckton son
    That was very interesting

    to see kim and moon
    impact Kim and moon impacting son

    Where a lot of my eyes book
    and almost finished it

    Got some new novels out
    To Stephen King short stories
    and a Randy Wayne white

    Credimi and rim dot Florida
    novel those we nice

    and Thomas doing
    Also got some my music

    Poem Seven Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart

    One night
    The barriers between the various worlds
    Bridgetown, Narnia, Oz, Earth, Mars

    Anne People
    for my eyes only

    Find themselves wandering the streets
    Off Thorth

    People in the earth
    find themselves wondering the street Ovas
    And for one night only

    All the animals
    in earth wake up
    in can speak

    And they have a lot to say

    24 hours total madness
    All the barriers

    between the various dimensions
    break down

    And then the worm hole disappears
    and that down overwhelms
    I put back to get

    I am With the Wizard of Oz
    Watching The breakdown
    of The dimensional barrier of time and space

    Afterwards I work with Glenda
    To try to put A permanent Magical barrier

    That would block the land of oz
    From the rest of the world

    But I’m afraid

    That the knowledge of the house has gotten out
    And that Too many people
    are gonna want to find Oz

    the impact of damn Packers
    and talking animals

    Continued to prepare for 8
    And The world is well

    Poem Eight  Lost in Oz

    I am a friend of the shaggy man
    And decide to visit him

    following his secret dircections
    I make it before he dies

    and meet up with Ausma
    Dorothy and the remaining Parts of her party

    We March back to the Emerald city
    And I am invited to Stan’s

    Poem 11 On the Move

    On the move
    from an old friend of the shaggy man
    and I and the it

    owns polling
    is seeking corrections

    and I’m drawing
    and one on one

    with a home run
    to the wizard

    and working

    and the crow
    and on to win

    their fight

    to save one small one
    from on the mission

    Poem 11 Ancient Rome

    And find myself in ancient Rome
    I am in the emperial room

    And I’m being driven to the streets
    Annabelle again and Anna Pelican

    I enjoyed me lemper
    But I have many enemies
    And I’m free

    Poem 12 Transformations

    I am asleep
    And wake up

    Last Ash change rooms
    and found and I had been transformed
    by my evil witch

    Into a red Paul
    I wondered

    Should I tell Anne
    I found that I was in August

    Eventually I’ve met Glenda
    the good Dan

    Where is he
    We jump start
    to my original shape

    I am in an coma
    When the sun hits her ears

    Make me go to munch on
    Well I need

    Poem 12 Visions of New Seoul

    I am dreaming of a unified Korea
    The Unified Korea capitol
    will be called Han Seoul

    Hey would me
    High speed train links

    Csullo Anne Canyon
    And in China airport

    So subway will be expanded
    With lines on the way to penman

    No new Capitol
    movie build impounding

    John patrick

    hey a central business district
    will be located In time

    And a diplomatic quarter
    will be located in Palmer John

    which will be
    This side of the new blue house

    as well the new Capitol
    with links to China

    Poem 12 Love at First Sight

    The the phenomenon of eight (hate) at first sight
    is similar to the phenomenon of London (love at first sight)
    for some it is in both cases

    because in the prior life
    one had human issues with those persons

    and still need to be resolved
    and you will fated

    to meet them again and again and again

    I really only had paid for site (hate at first sight)
    once in my life

    when I met on balls Dr. Baden
    David Moran

    We ran into each other
    we hated each other

    and first moment
    when that a new course

    he once tried to kick me
    out of that foreign service
    while acting behind my back

    one evil despicable evening

    Poem 13 alien invasion

    The first encounter
    with the aliens

    was when the earth was invaded
    by aliens were the size of children

    they landed
    and attacked everywhere

    and eventually come they turn over most of the earth
    and fluid

    and the aliens
    were very did not treat human beings

    for an us
    for human people cannot like they’re
    and either by and a soldier on the first battle

    and I capture
    an evening in the alien
    and we take it and

    for interdiction (interogration)

    the alien refuses to cooperate
    and eventually dollars (dies).

    Poem 14 Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All

    All (Osma) calls is looking
    at her mentor (monitor)

    it is a global
    that shows everything in the land of oz,

    distance an each is something
    she cums to her friends

    that they can have one meal
    of firewalls arms

    and they can look at the land of ours
    by USA

    and the images
    they can pull out individual
    and see what they are doing

    are with us

    when uses is as one of her many
    till she has to watch

    out what’s happening
    in the levels

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