Tag: fake

  • Recent Publication Credits

    Recent Publication Credits

    Recent Publication Credits

    Updated Publication Credits
    Cheating Death Updates
    Plenthora Publishes October Rain
    ” the World According to Cosmos” updates

    Some recent publication credits.

     

    Cherry House Press is publishing my “Dream Girl” in an anthology of Dreams due in April.

    cherry Hill Press

     

    Hello Jake.

     

    We hope to publish the anthology in April.

     

    You can follow our page on Facebook at : https://www.facebook.com/CherryHousePress/

    We will post the date of when our anthology will be released.

     

    Thanks again for your submission! Have a great day.

     

    Sincerely,

     

    Ariana R Cherry

    Cherry House Press

     

    You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

    ~Author Unknown

     

    The dreams started when I was a senior at Berkeley High School in 1974. About a month before I graduated, I fell asleep in a physics class after lunch and had the first dream:

    A beautiful Asian woman was standing next to me, talking in a strange language. She was stunning—the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. She was in her early twenties, with long black hair, and piercing black eyes. She had the look of royalty. She looked at me and then disappeared, beamed out of my dream like inStar Trek. I fell out of my chair screaming, “Who are you?” She did not answer.

    About a month went by, and then I started having the dream repeatedly. Always the same pattern.

    Early morning, she would stand next to me talking. I would ask who she was, and she would disappear. She was the most beautiful, alluring woman I had ever seen.

    I was struck speechless every time I had the dream.

    I had the dream every month during the eight years during which I went to college and served in the Peace Corps. In fact, when I joined the Peace Corps, I had to decide whether to go Korea or Thailand. The night before I had to submit my decision, I had the dream again and it made me sure that she was in Korea waiting for me.

    After the Peace Corps, I still hadn’t met my dream woman. I got a job working for the U.S. Army as an instructor and stayed in Korea. I kept having the dream, until I had the very last one: She was standing next to me, speaking to me in Korean, but I finally understood her. She said, “Don’t worry, we will be together soon.”

    Why was that the last time I had the dream? Because the very next night, the girl in my dream got off the bus in front of me. She went on to the base with an acquaintance of mine, a fellow teacher, and they went to see a movie. I saw her and found the courage to speak with her. We exchanged phone numbers and agreed to meet that weekend.

    The next night, she was waiting for me as I entered the Army base to teach a class. She told me she was a college senior and she had something to tell me. I signed her on to the base and left her at the library to study while I taught, and then we went out for coffee after class. She told me she was madly in love with me, and that I was the man for her. I told her not to worry as I felt the same.

    That weekend, we met Saturday and Sunday and hung out all day. On Sunday night, I proposed to her. It was only three days after we had met, but for me it felt like we had met eight years ago. I had been waiting all my life for her to walk out of my dreams and into my life, and here she was.

    Her mother did not want her to marry a foreigner. One day, about a month after we met, she invited me to meet her parents. I brought a bottle of Jack Daniels for her father and drank the entire bottle with him. He approved of me, but her mother still had reservations. After a Buddhist priest told her my future wife and I were a perfect astrological combination, she agreed, and we planned our wedding.

    The wedding was a media sensation in South Korea. My wife explained it to me years later. At the time, I was overwhelmed just by the fact that we were getting married and I didn’t fully understand how unusual this was. My wife was of the old royal clan, distant relatives to the former kings of Korea. In the clan’s history, only two people had ever married foreigners: my wife, and Rhee Syngman, who was the the first President of South Korea. My father, who was a former Undersecretary of Labor, came out for the wedding, which fueled even more media interest. Our marriage defied the stereotypical Korean-foreign marriage where the women married some hapless GI just to escape poverty and immigrate to the U.S. We were the first foreign/Korean couple to get married at a Korean Army base. Over 1,000 people came to the wedding, and my father was interviewed on the morning news programs.

    This all happened thirty-five years ago, and I am still married to the girl in my dreams. Now, whenever we are apart, I still see her in my dreams, watching over me as I sleep.

     

    ~Jake Cosmos Aller

     

    Plethora Magazine has published October Falling Rain and the Story of How We Met
    plethora magazine
     

    Monalisa Joshi 

    Feb 13, 2019, 10:51 PM
    to me

    Falling Rain

    The falling rain
    Of late October
    Fills me with essential dread

    As I rush about
    And end up here
    Wherever here is

    The rain outside
    Seems like the tears of god
    As I sit

    Crying over my beer
    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?
    And what I can set right

    And the rain falls
    And the night darkens
    The rain is falling
    All over this man’s world

    And the rain falls
    And I sit
    Drinking my lonesome drink
    Lost in dreary lonely dreams

    Dreaming of what
    Could never be
    Thinking dark thoughts

    And so I sit there in the bar
    And drink and dream the night away

    The Story of How We Met

    this is a true story. I had the first dream in 1974, and met her in 1982.

    It all began in Berkeley, California
    In the spring time of 1974

    One fateful afternoon
    I was doing in my high school
    Physics class.

    I looked up and saw
    A tall, beautiful Asian woman
    standing looking at me.

    I screamed out,
    Who are you?

    She disappeared
    like she was beamed away from my dream.

    I knew that someday I would meet the girl
    In the dream

    Little did I know
    I would have to wait until 1982

    Starting that month
    I began having the same dream
    Month and month and month.

    Always the same.
    She was saying something
    To me in a strange language.

    Then one day I had the dream
    and knew that she was in Korea.

    So, I chose to go Korea
    In the Peace Corps,

    Somehow knowing
    That I would meet her there.

    One day I was in a foul mood.
    I had decided to give up on dating Korean women,
    And on women in general

    After having had several relationships
    That did not go anywhere.

    I was thinking of returning to the States
    For Graduate school.

    That morning early in the morning
    I had the last of these dreams.

    This time I understood her.
    She said, “Don’t worry.
    We’ll meet soon.”

    That evening
    As I was getting off the bus
    To go to my class
    I saw getting off the bus
    The girl in my dream.

    It was she!
    I was speechless.
    I did not know what to do.

    Over the course of the evening
    I ran into her several times.
    Finally, I was introduced to her.

    I muttered some lame excuse
    About wanting to find a Korean tutor,
    and got her number.

    The next day she came to the gate of my base.
    Where I was teaching ESL to Koreans

    She said that she had to speak with me.
    I told to wait in the library for about an hour,
    and I would cancel class
    and meet her then.

    We went out for coffee.
    She told me that she was madly
    in love with me

    And simply had to have me.

    I told her I felt the same way.
    I proposed five days later,
    And got married one month later.

    Does she believe this story?
    She claims she does not believe it
    Because it is impossible to be true.

    But I know that there are other worlds
    And other times.

    In a past life we must have been together somehow.
    And our love was so strong
    That it crossed over the barrier of past lives.

    She found me in 1974,
    But it took until 1982
    For us to meet.

    And it has been 26 years
    Since we met in the physical sphere
    Or 37 years since the dream began

    And I still recall the dream
    And meeting her

    I had no choice
    When I met her

    We were fated to be together
    Until the end of this life time
    And the next and the next.

    Dear Jake,

    Hope this mail finds you in good health.

    I am making this mail to inform you that the first digital winter issue of Plethora Magazine is live now and its breathing there amid the larger audience and people are truly appreciating and enjoying the first issue.

    Here is the link for the digital issue.  https://view.joomag.com/plethora/M0213725001549720682

    Hope you will enjoy reading it as much I enjoyed curating the content. And once again I thank you for your contribution which made the first issue possible.

    Also the Spring Submission period has started, do check in the group for further details.

    With Best Regards,
    Monalisa Joshi

     

     

     

    Audio Clips

    7th Extinction Event

    Dream Girl


    Last Bee

    October Rains

    the Story of How We Met

    Fake Mosquitos

    A Revolution is Coming

    One Night in Bombay

    Old Cars are King of the Road Again

    Illusions Stripped Away

    Academy of Hearts and Mind has published “Illusions Striped Away,” “The Last Bee Ends Humanity’s Reign,” and “7th Extinction Event.

     

    Illusions Stripped Away

     

    Illusions Stripped Away

    Illusions stripped away
    I look at myself

     

    63 years old
    In reasonable health

     

    Living with my wife
    Retired living overseas
    Writing a blog
    Getting poetry and short stories published
     

    And don’t understand
    Why I can’t be happy
     

    Political news infuriates me
    And causes stress
     

    Perhaps it is time to just let go
    Don’t worry about things
    That I can not control

     

    Be content with what I have
    Help manage our real estate
    Write in my blog

     

    Be more positive
    Optimistic
    And reflect on what I have

     

     

    The Last Bee Ends humanity’s Reign

     

    The Humboldt Glacier, located high in the Andes mountain range in Venezuela, is the country’s last glacier. Glaciers are disappearing around the world due to climate change, which has also been a factor in declines and extinctions of animal species elsewhere. This month saw the death of George, the last snail of the Hawaiian species Achatinella apexfulva, named after Lonesome George who died in 2012, the last of the Galápagos tortoises. Write a poem about an object that is the last of its kind to ever exist, either in reality or hypothetically. How is the disappearance of your chosen subject significant in its own way?

     

    The end of humanity’s reign
    Of supremacy on earth
    Came about with the death
    Of the last bee on earth

     

    Scientists had been warning the world
    For a number of years
    Of the dire consequences of the collapse
    Of the insect world

     

    Especially the humble bee
    That played such a vital role
    In keeping many plants alive

     

    The bees were eaten by birds
    And the birds were eaten
    By other animals

     

    Without the work of the humble bee
    Commercial agriculture collapsed
    Causing widespread famine
    Across the world

     

    Scientists rushed to the rescue
    Deploying robot bees
    And GMO bees

     

    But to no avail
    The fix was in
    And humanity’s goose
    Was cooked so to speak

     

    And with the collapse of agriculture
    Came the collapse of urban civilization
    And the end of urban civilization

    Led to billions of people
    Facing starvation in the ruined cities
     

    Some rich people bounded together
    And build vast underground cities

    Where they continued the experiment
    Of robot bees and GMO bees

     

    But nothing worked
    And humanity’s long descend
    Towards extinction began

     

    It all happened within a few years
    One day everything was normal

    Scandals, wars, threat of wars
    Economic turmoil
    Endless infotainment news

     

    Three years latter
    50 million rich people
    Were living in caves
    Along with 150 million slaves

     

    The end of humanity
    Caused the rests of the world
    To gradually recover

     

    The bees were never consulted
    They had no role to play

    Just the humble workers
    Who had fed the world

     

    But they were no more
    Plants evolved
    Other ways to survive

     

    And the world went on
    Without the human overlords
    Who remained huddled in their caves

     

    Dreaming of one day
    Returning to reclaim the world
    Just as the bible proclaimed

     

     

    7th Extinction

     

    7th Extinction Event

    With the collapse of the humble bee
    The 6th extinction event continued unabated

    As climate change begins to unravel
    Extreme weather becomes the norm

     

    Commercial agriculture fails
    Water and electric systems fail

    Urban areas are abandoned
     

    Terrified survivors
    Huddle together

    The rich retreat to underground caves
     

    And take with them workers
    Who become slave labor
    But happy to be alive

     

    As the 6th extinction

    Morphs into the 7th
    And final extinction event

     

    The fall of humanity
    Looms over the planet

     

    With the collapse of urban civilization
    Climate change slows down

    But a new ice age
    Long overdue

     

    Starts in earnest
    Natures ultimate revenge

     

    Academy Heart 

    Mon, Feb 4, 10:30 PM
    to me

    Dear Jake,

     

    You’re welcome. Your poems will appear on the website on March 7, 8, and 11.

     

    Best,

    Thomas Page

    Editor

     

    On Fri, Feb 1, 2019 at 5:44 PM jake aller <authorjakecosmosaller@gmail.com> wrote:

    Hey thanks so much and thanks for making my day.

    On Fri, Feb 1, 2019 at 10:42 PM Academy Heart <academyoftheheartandmind@gmail.com> wrote:

    Dear Jake,

    Thank you for your submissions. We will publish your poems “Illusions Striped Away,” “The Last Bee Ends Humanity’s Reign,” and “7th Extinction Event.”

    Here is the link to your other submission on our website:

    https://wordpress.com/post/academyoftheheartandmind.wordpress.com/1067

     

     

     

    Horror, Sleaze, Trash has published Mean Streets of Bombay

     

    Wound up using your excellent “Mean Streets of Bombay” in this one, so thanks again for contributing 🙂

     

    On Tue, Mar 26, 2019 at 1:38 PM Arthur Graham <arthur.graham.pub@gmail.com> wrote:

    Attached, if interested.

     

    https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/44565889-horror-sleaze-trash

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/1090773080

     

    Many thanks and best regards,

     

    AG

     

    One Night in Bombay, India

     

    One wild night in Bombay, India
    I walked into 20 drinks too sober
    On the wicked wrong end of a Friday night booze run

     

    On the bad side of the Moon
    over by where the Martian dudes
    Sat drinking their Martian whisky,

    ogling the Venus maidens
     

    Leering at the earth women who were walking by
    Wearing skin tight pants made their eyeballs hurt

     

    I gave into the spirit and went over to the Martian dudes
    And got drunk on the Martian madness,
    shot after shot
    Smoking some good old-fashioned Mars dust

     

    And flew off to the planet Jupiter
    Just to have me some fun with a lady
    Who said she was from Saturn
    I did not know she was from the planet Pluto

     
    The
    Until I woke up the next day,
    naked, under the alien Sun

    In jail on the Planet Alpha Centura,
    light years from home,

    A million miles away,
    a thousand years in the future

     

    And I had no money,
    no honey,
    no way home

     

    Still 20 drinks too sober,
    I just sat down in that jail

    and started drinking away my time
    Drinking fine cold assed Centurion wine
    and Pluto Whisky

     

    One day I woke up and found myself back in Bombay
    Standing outside that that evil bar in the miasmic mist
    Over by the Martian whorehouse,

    down by the Gate of India

     

    And I walked up to the Saturn-Pluto babe
    And said, man that was some bad shit

     

    Let’s do it again someday, she smiled  and I had my way
    Knew the day would come again

     

    When I would be drinking with the Martians
    And something wicked my way would come

     

    Just another night of wicked fun
    On the wrong side of the Moon
    On the right night
    in the mean streets of Bombay

     

     

    Duane Voorhes has published “The Revolution Is Coming” and ‘Rambling Man” on his Poetree site.

    A revolution is coming

    A revolution is coming
    I can feel it in my bones

    A revolution is coming
    And it will wipe out
    The collapsing edifices
    Of the American Empire

    The masses are rising up
    To throw off their chains
    And demand justice

    The masses are coming
    For the masters of the universe
    Their days are numbered
    And they know it too

    One day
    The masses will rise up
    Storm the citadels of power

    Arresting the corrupt leaders
    In the name of revolutionary justice

    Stringing them up
    Executing them
    One by one

    As the revolutionary fires
    Consume the nation

    And I can’t wait
    For the revolution
    Is long over due

    Until I met the end
    Of my life

    Still wondering what it all meant

    Lincoln Memorial — Vladimir Manyuhin

     

     

    Rambling Man – Where Do I Belong?

     

    I have been a rambling man
    All my adult life

    Grew up in Berkeley, California
    Went to college in Hayward and Oberlin

    During my lost year
    Lost in a fog of booze and pot

    Then I came back to reality
    And went to college

    In Stockton, California
    The Central Valley

    Ohio transplanted to California
    Then after four years in Stockton

    With extended weekends
    And breaks in Berkeley

    I became an expatriate wanderer
    Peace Corps worker in Korea

    Then taught ESL in Korea
    For four years

    Occasionally returning to my home
    But always wanting to be elsewhere

    Then back to Korea

    And then Seattle for four years
    Driving back and forth to the bay area
    Stopping off in Southern Oregon

    Eventually bought a house and duplex
    In Southern Oregon

    Vaguely thinking we would retire there
    Some day when my rambling ways were over

    Then back to Korea for three more years
    Then I joined the Foreign service

    And my wife the military
    And I wandered the world again

    Always somewhere
    Always dreaming of my next somewhere

    Never there
    As I was a permanent expat

    And a diplomat to boot
    Never a local

    But never really felt I belong there
    Or in the America

    That was becoming more and more
    A foreign land
    The longer I stayed away

    I stayed on in DC for almost ten years
    Off and on
    But never really felt that I belong there

    I was too West Coast in my heart
    And DC seemed to be

    Just a place to stay
    In between travels

    Stayed in Thailand
    Then later India
    And Eastern Caribbean
    And later Spain

    Traveled to 45 countries
    Lived in ten

    And now I am retired
    Still torn between

    living the expat life
    In Seoul, Korea

    And returning to the West Coast
    And occasionally back to DC
    And Florida as well

    And I wonder
    Where do I belong

     

    Where do I belong
    Other than wherever
    My wife and I end up

    Neither here nor there
    Half way there

    And so is that my fate
    Never to really belong

    Never to have roots in the ground
    Always wanting to be somewhere else

    Always a stranger in my native land
    And a stranger in my other home
    Across the sea

    There is no answer to these questions
    As the rambling urge comes again

    And I prepare to move yet again
    Hoping someday I will be

    Somewhere where I can stop
    These rambling blues
    And really be there

    Homeless Wanderer — Anna Jagla

     

     

    Rosa Maleficarum has published three of my poems, Lost, Fake Mosquitos and Old Cars are King of the Road Again

     

    https://rosettemaleficarum.wordpress.com/jake-cosmos-aller/

     

    FAKE MOSQUITOES

     

    Not everything
    That is fake
    Is bad

     

    for example
    take the development of fake mosquitoes

     

    mosquitoes who carry with them good bacteria
    that will destroy the bad bacteria
     

    that causes malaria, dengue, Zita, yellow fever
    and all the other insect born illness

     

    over time
    the good mosquitoes will breed with the bad ones
    and eventually the bad ones will all go extinct

     

    scientists are experimenting
    one model has only male mosquitoes

     

    which has one benefit
    only females bite and sting

     

    which is a metaphor
    for something
    but I am not sure what

     

    in any event
    long live the fake mosquitoes
    and death to the bad mosquitoes

    lost

    Lost in my own world
    Oblivious to the world around me
    Sometimes I fail to see the beauty of the world
    Trapped, falling deep into my own fears

     

     

    OLD CARS ARE THE KING OF THE ROAD AGAIN

    After the end of the world
    after the bombs stopped falling
    and the nuclear holocaust ended

     

    there was nothing left that worked
    except for old cars

     

    left for dead
    deep in the forests

     

    and the old cars
    now were the king of the road

    nothing else worked
     

    and no one was left alive
    except the old run down

     

    old men

    who lived deep in the woods
     

    They drove around the now dead world
    looking for signs of life

     

    as they nursed their ancient cars
    down the dusty road

     

    and eventually, they found
    a few survivors

     

    and so,
    the world began again

     

    with the dreams of old men
    in their ancient old cars

     

  • fake booze poems

    fake booze poems

    third of my fake food rants for today mostly related to fake booze i.e. fake alcoholic beverages, fake beer, fake wine, fake vodka, fake beer, fake rum, and some success stories in the battle against fake things – development of real soju and Malaki traditional drinks in Korea that are now mostly real booze not the chemical based booze of a few years ago

    these are my poems about “fake booze” from the wide variety of alcohol free booze, to chemically produced booze, it seems that it is hard to get real old fashioned unadulterated booze these days. Oh well.

    Fake booze

    I never really understood
    The concept of alcohol-free booze

    Alcohol-free beer
    Alcohol-free wine

    I don’t get Mocktails
    And I don’t get fruit beer
    And coffee beer

    And other the other weirdo drinks
    That people drink these days

    I mean when you drink booze
    You want the alcohol

    You want the buzz
    You need the booze
    And you want it now

    And frankly fake booze
    Just does not do it for me

    So please no fake beer
    No mocktails
    No fake wine for me

    As the song puts it
    One scotch, one bourbon
    And one beer

    So, either give me the real deal
    Or give me a cup of tea

    Or coffee or water or juice
    Or whatever

    But don’t serve me fake booze

    Comment: I also don’t get fake alcohol although like fake coffee I may eventually learn to like it. But not yet…
    end comment

    Fake Beer

    Nowadays
    When you order a beer

    You have so many
    choices to make

    You can order a craft beer
    Or in Korea a fake craft beer

    You can order a stout, an IPA
    You can order draft beer

    You can order canned beer
    You can order keg beer

    You can order bottled beer
    You can order freshly brewed beer

    You can order fruit beer
    You can order corn beer

    You can order gluten-free beer
    You can order fortified beer

    You can order alcohol free beer
    You can order low-alcohol beer

    near bear
    or no-alcohol beer

    You can order light beer
    You can order dark beer

    And if you are insane
    You can order coffee infused beer

    But nowhere in this fake world
    That we live in

    Can you simply say
    Give me a beer

    And get a god damn beer
    No more choices

    Just give me
    a damn beer

    Is that too much to ask
    Or Beer Gods?

    comment: another poem about fake booze – in this case fake beer end comment

    Fake Wine

    Like beer
    Wine has evolved
    Into so many damn choices

    White wine
    Red wine

    Rose white
    Dark wine

    Chardonnay, sauvignon blanc,
    pinot grigio

    wine from any of the 49 US states
    and 7 Canadian provinces
    Arizona “Rattle Snake” wine anyone?

    wine from 20 European countries
    including Great Britain
    due to global warming

    wine from Australia
    wine from New Zeeland
    wine from South Africa

    and even wine from India
    South Korea and Japan

    and various types of fruit wines
    strawberry wine
    apple wine
    persimmon wine

    but all I want to have
    is a simple glass of wine

    a real glass of wine
    made from real grapes

    and I don’t give a %$%%
    where it is from
    or what type of grape it is

    just give me my wine
    and leave me the bill

    comments: another poem about fake booze – in this case fake wine end comments

    the King of Fake Beer

    Years ago, in America
    A beer manufacturer

    Discovered that it did not matter
    Whether he made a decent beer or not

    All he had to do
    Was hire the right marketing genius

    And spend a gazillion of dollars
    To convince the world

    That his fake lousy beer
    Was not only the real deal

    But the best you could get
    And the rest is history

    Another poem about fake booze – in this case fake beer and the awesome power marketing. I assume some people like this beer but for me, it is the worst beer in the world. My personal opinion so if someone from this company is reading this and wants to sue me go ahead Make my day! I consider this beer “fake beer” because I am sure that it would fail the German beer purity laws and I am sure it is filled with chemical enhancers but I could be wrong, perhaps it is real beer, just the worst tasting beer there is in my humble opinion.

    Fake Rum

    Another poem about fake booze – in this case fake rum and the awesome power marketing that make the worst rum in the world the number one selling rum in the world! My personal preference – I like Mount Guy rum, I only drink this unnamed rum if there is no choice and I want a rum drink. My personal opinion so if someone from the company is reading and wants to sue me go ahead Make my day! Again I assume that it has lots of chemical enhancers but who knows it could be real rum but the advertising makes it a fake rum in my opinion as they falsely claim it is the best rum in the world.

    In Puerto Rico
    An exiled rum maker

    Discovered the same secret
    And turned his rum

    The worst rum in the world
    According to rum heads

    Into the best-selling rum
    In the world

    Forever ruining the image
    Of rum

    Among non-rum drinkers
    Who associate rum

    With his overly sweat
    Rum product

    Real rum is a delicious
    Well-crafted complex drink

    And every island in the Caribbean
    Central America, Hawaii
    Australia, Thailand

    And even some states in the US
    Have their national rums

    All of which
    Are far better

    Than the fake rum
    Sold around the world

    But that hardly matters
    In a world of fake things
    Marketing rules the world

    Fake Vodka

    vodka
    Used to a Russian thing
    Not anymore

    Vodka
    Used to made out
    Of potatoes
    Not any more

    Now Vodka
    Is made everywhere

    In France, in Sweden
    In Poland, In Russia
    In the Ukraine
    And even in Texas

    And vodka
    Now is made with herbs
    Potatoes, sweet potatoes
    Corn, rye and so much more

    And some vodka
    Is made with chemical enhancers

    But for me
    Give me

    A straight shot
    Of proper Russian
    Potato made vodka


    Fake Soju

    bottles of korean liquor soju
    soju

    There is some good news
    In the war
    Against fake food

    Soju
    The Korean drink of choice
    Used to be made out of chemicals

    But 20 years ago
    The government allowed soju
    To be made with real grains again

    And so artisanal soju was born
    Now you can get soju

    Real soju made from sweet potatoes
    According to ancient recipes

    But soju has been watered down
    No longer packs quite the punch

    Still the cheapest drink
    In the world

    Fake Malkali

    More good news
    In the endless war
    Against fake food

    In Korea, you can now get
    Artisanal malkali
    The Korean rice wine

    Malkali the drink of farmers
    Used to be made out of chemicals

    But the government legalized
    100 real rice wine
    Decades ago

    When malkali became the latest thing
    As Koreans rediscovered traditional culture

    And malkali the drink of farmers
    Became the drink of the urban intellectual set

    what is fake alcohol?

  • More Fake Food Poems

    More Fake Food Poems

    more poems about fake food

    From GF bread, (really good for you) to Healthy Choice food choices meh not so good for you and KFC and McDonalds more fake food for ya

    Fake Bread

    Fake Bread

    Nowadays
    Most of the time

    I eat fake bread
    GF bread

    For health reasons
    My wife can’t tolerate the real thing

    And so,
    I eat fake bread
    Fake pasta
    Fake pizza

    But every so often
    I want the real deal

    I crave bread
    Made with wheat

    And a real pizza
    And real pasta
    And real donuts

    comments: No disrespect to those like my wife who has celiac disease. But bread was originally made with wheat, hence in that sense “GF bread is Fake Bread, a kind of “fake food” ” given my definition of “fake” meaning altered from the original in some fashioned. Granted the wheat used nowadays has little to do with the original wheat used by our ancestors. and gluten is probably bad for everyone, and I do like it but once in a while I want bread made with wheat. end comments

    Fake Cheese

    In America
    Most commercial cheese
    Are processed cheese products

    Chemically enhanced fake cheese
    With maybe 25 percent
    Real cheese from real cows

    The rest
    Chemicals and flavorings
    And who knows what

    Can’t pronounce the damn ingredients
    And that can’t be good

    I crave real cheese
    My favorite is Tillamook cheese
    From Oregon

    But I love real cheese
    But I have to restrict myself

    If I eat what I want
    I would gain 25 pounds
    Overnight

    My wife claims
    Even thinking about cheese
    Causes me to gain weight

    And so,
    cheese is banned
    From my house

    And boy do I miss
    Real cheese

    Never liked the fake stuff though
    Just not a Velveeta cheese product fan

    comments: can’t handle cheese any more – I gain weight just looking at it! but Velveeta is not cheese! end comments

    Fake KFC

    There is a joke
    That many years ago
    KFC was ordered to change
    Their name

    From Kentucky Fried Chicken
    To KFC

    Because according to the court
    The chicken contained only 10 percent chicken meat
    The rest was chemicals, soy, other extenders

    And the chicken was not fried
    And not made anymore
    in Kentucky

    That may or not be true
    But I did visit the KFC museum
    Near the highway rest stop
    Where the first KFC opened up

    Back when they produced real fried chicken
    From chickens sourced in Kentucky

    And it was 100 percent chicken meat
    With spices etc
    No extenders at all

    I toured the museum
    But did not eat there

    Last time I ate at a KFC
    Was in Sapporo Japan
    for five weeks

    When my American co-workers
    Insisted on an American fast food lunch

    I got sick from the KFC
    My body just could not handle
    The chemicals anymore

    And so,
    I never went back
    And never will

    Comment: enough said

    Fake Mc Donald’s

    Mcdonalds Fast Food Stockfoto Getty Images

    Mc Donald’s is the king
    Of the fake food industry

    Their burgers are unnatural abominations
    If you leave the burgers out for days

    You can still cook them
    And that ain’t natural
    And ain’t right

    No one knows really
    What is in the burgers
    That is a corporate secret

    But one knows
    That it can’t be good for you

    I lost my taste for Mc Donald’s
    And Burger King and Wendy’s
    About ten years ago

    I last ate at Burger King in St Lucia
    And ate at Mc Donalds in India

    Mc Donalds in India
    Is not allowed to serve beef

    They finally settled on a chicken burger
    As their burger of choice

    Wisely abandoning the Raja mutton burger
    Which just tasted horrible
    The veggie burgers were the best though

    But I still crave a burger
    And will eat at other chains
    Or gourmet burger places

    But the sad reality
    The burgers are all the same

    Ten percent beef
    The rest chemicals and extenders

    One day a study came out
    Linking eating fast food burgers
    To ED among men

    And that may be true
    It is also true

    That eating fast food daily
    is courting death at an early age

    One day the CEO of Burger King
    Came out in a Press conference
    To denounce the movie
    Super Size me

    He said

    “Fast food burgers are perfectly safe
    And delicious
    I had a Whopper for lunch”

    Then he collapsed and died
    From a massive heart attack

    Poetic justice
    At work

    comment: May be an urban legend but boy is that an illustration of poetic justice at work! comment

    Fake healthy Food

    The evil food industry executives
    Are on to us

    They proclaim
    That they get it
    They need to sell us healthier food

    And so, they present
    all sorts of so-called healthy food
    For us to consume

    Only problem
    The food is still

    the chemical enhanced fake food
    they always make

    25 percent real ingredients
    75 percent chemicals and extenders

    they just slap a healthy choice label on it
    charge you double

    and proclaim it is healthier for you
    Than the other crap they sell

    but no processed food is healthy
    only food created from scratch
    can be considered healthy food

    So, as you enjoy
    your healthy choice fake food
    just remember this

    it is still fake food
    still poison

    comments: Sums up my feelings on fake food. I try to eat mostly healthy real food but when traveling don’t have much choices outside of my own kitchen. End Comments

    14 Foods You Eat Every Day That Aren’t What You Think They Are

  • Poems About Fake Things Chapbook

    Poems About Fake Things Chapbook

    Poems About Fake Things

    updated with fresh index, audio and first poem, ‘Fake Things”. Foliate Oak Literary magazine will publish the poem in their next edition. Stay tuned, I will provide a link in due course.



    just an update. Foliate Literary Review has just published “Fake Things”
    foliate literary review

    These are my poems about fake things. By “fake things” I mean almost everything we find in this modern world because no one including me is the original product of nature. I wear glasses, dentures, and live in an artificial environment. just because something is fake does not make it evil or fraudulent but many fake things are fraudulent. This is especially true about fake food. Almost none of which with the possible exceptions of home made smoothies are better than the original product found in nature. and most are dreadful for you although scientifically designed to taste good. I know I used to eat Fast food until I woke up and realize that it was slowly killing me so I became much more conscious of my food intake – although I am not yet a vegan!

    and these poems are dark, cynical, poetic rants. Which makes me a fake person because in real life I am pretty content except for when I write! so in that sense I too am nothing but a fake person.

    some of these may be offensive to some people particularly the political and religious poems. In my opinion, all religious believe is fundamentally fake in the sense that religion is based on supernatural understandings of the world. People have a right to believe or not believe anything they want to and I am not trying to change peoples minds, just pointing out my opinions.

    these opinions are mine alone and do not reflect any of my prior employers.

    if some of these are offensive to you I apologize in advance. So read, enjoy I hope and send me your feedback.

    if you have your own examples I would be happy to add them to the final product. So here goes, my poems about Fake Things….

    photos


    picture of President Trump
    president trump
    photo of terminator AI robot
    BARCELONA, SPAIN – MAY 09: The Terminator robot is seen in the paddock following qualifying for the Spanish Formula One Grand Prix at the Circuit de Catalunya on May 9, 2009 in Barcelona, Spain. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

    the rise of the facebook dead

    Audio Files (will update as I record them)


    updated index

    Fake Things
    Fake Things
    Fake People

    Fake People
    AI Created Fake People
    Fake Love
    Fake Life
    Fake Death
    Fake Souls
    Fake Jake
    Fake relationships
    Fake friends
    Fake laugher
    Fake crying

    Fake food
    Fake food
    Fake coffee
    Fake vegan meat
    Fake fish
    Fake Bread
    Fake Cheese
    Fake KFC
    Fake Mc Donald’s
    Fake healthy Food
    Fake Menus
    Fake Salt
    Fake cereal
    Fake ice cream
    Fake eggs
    Fake bacon
    Fake tea
    Fake booze
    Fake beer best beer in the world
    Fake rum best rum in the world
    Fake soju
    Fake malkali
    Fake kimchi- the kimchi-Kimuchi wars
    Fake vodka

    Fake appearances
    Fake appearances
    Fake hair
    Fake eyes
    Fake ears
    Fake faces
    Fake Teeth
    Fake Legs
    Fake knees
    Future of fake body parts
    Fake Hearts

    Fake Drugs

    Fake Drugs
    More on Fake Drugs
    Fake Weed

    Fake Art

    Fake writers
    Fake poets
    Fake artists
    Fake musicians

    Fake Sports

    Fake Wrestling
    Fake Falls in Soccer
    Fake Home runs – drug enhanced sports
    Robot Sports?


    Fake Politics
    Fake Politics
    Fake Solutions
    Fake Outrage
    Fake Denials
    Fake Apologies
    Fake Cops
    Fake news
    Fake Voting Scams
    Fake Presidents
    Fake Human- Alien Shape Shifting Lizards
    Fake Humans – Coming of the Clones
    Fake Humans -Designer Babies
    Fake Humans – AI Decides to Kill All Humans

    Fake Gods

    Fake Gods
    Fake War on Christmas
    Fake War on Christianity
    Fake Prophets
    Fake business
    Fake Products Conquer the World
    Fake Business
    Fake clothes
    Fake shoes
    Fake bags
    Fake watches
    Fake car parts
    Fake Visas
    Fake Marriages
    Fake Divorces
    Fake Deaths
    Fake computers
    Fake phones
    Fake marriage videos
    Fake videos
    Deep Fake
    Fake Calls
    Fake Real Estate Ads – True story
    Fake Builders
    Fake drivers
    Fake lawyers

    Other fake Things

    Fake mosquitos
    Fake Science

    Fake Promises
    Fake Sincerity
    Fake promises
    Fate Praise
    Fake beginnings
    Fake endings

    the first lead poem follows:

    Fake Things
    Fake Things
    Fake People

    Fake People
    AI Created Fake People
    Fake Love
    Fake Life
    Fake Death
    Fake Souls
    Fake Jake
    Fake relationships
    Fake friends
    Fake laugher
    Fake crying

    Fake food
    Fake food
    Fake coffee
    Fake vegan meat
    Fake fish
    Fake Bread
    Fake Cheese
    Fake KFC
    Fake Mc Donald’s
    Fake healthy Food
    Fake Menus
    Fake Salt
    Fake cereal
    Fake ice cream
    Fake eggs
    Fake bacon
    Fake tea
    Fake booze
    Fake beer best beer in the world
    Fake rum best rum in the world
    Fake soju
    Fake malkali
    Fake kimchi- the kimchi-Kimuchi wars
    Fake vodka

    Fake appearances
    Fake appearances
    Fake hair
    Fake eyes
    Fake ears
    Fake faces
    Fake Teeth
    Fake Legs
    Fake knees
    Future of fake body parts
    Fake Hearts

    Fake Drugs

    Fake Drugs
    More on Fake Drugs
    Fake Weed

    Fake Art

    Fake writers
    Fake poets
    Fake artists
    Fake musicians

    Fake Sports

    Fake Wrestling
    Fake Falls in Soccer
    Fake Home runs – drug enhanced sports
    Robot Sports?


    Fake Politics
    Fake Politics
    Fake Solutions
    Fake Outrage
    Fake Denials
    Fake Apologies
    Fake Cops
    Fake news
    Fake Voting Scams
    Fake Presidents
    Fake Human- Alien Shape Shifting Lizards
    Fake Humans – Coming of the Clones
    Fake Humans -Designer Babies
    Fake Humans – AI Decides to Kill All Humans

    Fake Gods

    Fake Gods
    Fake War on Christmas
    Fake War on Christianity
    Fake Prophets
    Fake business
    Fake Products Conquer the World
    Fake Business
    Fake clothes
    Fake shoes
    Fake bags
    Fake watches
    Fake car parts
    Fake Visas
    Fake Marriages
    Fake Divorces
    Fake Deaths
    Fake computers
    Fake phones
    Fake marriage videos
    Fake videos
    Deep Fake
    Fake Calls
    Fake Real Estate Ads – True story
    Fake Builders
    Fake drivers
    Fake lawyers

    Other fake Things

    Fake mosquitos
    Fake Science

    Fake Promises

    Fake Sincerity
    Fake promises
    Fate Praise
    Fake beginnings
    Fake endings