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  • April 2024 Poetry Madness April 15 to 20 Poems

    April 2024 Poetry Madness April 15 to 20 Poems

    April Poetry Madness 2024 April 15 to April 2024

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    This is the third batch of my April Poetry Madness challenge poems, (for April 15 to April 20), following daily prompts supplied by Poetry Superhighway, Writer’s Digest, Writing Com Dew Drop Inn, and NaPoWriMo.  I am not posting any more PSH poems as I need to keep some unpublished for future submissions.

    I have included the poem, the prompt, and occasionally a bonus poem or comment or two. I am also cross-posting this on  All Poetry, Blog Lovin, Cosmos Funnel,  Facebook, Fan Story, Instagram, LinkedIn, Medium, Substack, Wattpad, Writer’s Digest, Writing Com, and Twitter. This is probably my last time doing this.  Just getting too old to keep up.

    You can find my previous entries here:

    April 1 to April 6 Poems 2024 Poetry Madness

    April Poetry Madness 2024 April 7 to April 14

    PSH April 2023 Poems

    April 2023 Poems

    Writers Digest April 2023 Poems

    Comments are welcomed but keep it civil.

    Part One

    April 1

    PSH Ode to Durian

    WD  Optimistic Letourneau

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    Easter Bunny -warm up March 31

    Sarang pabo love fool

    NaPoWrMo Springtime Flowers Blooming Love

    April 2

    PSH The Words of the Year 1955 PSH

    WD Sad and happy days

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    NaPoWrMo  Cage

    NaPoWrMo It Can’t Happen Here

     

    April 3

    Berkeley Mad Pyscotic Pineapple Burns Sonnet

    PSH 2 AI Version Traditional Sonnet

    WD  My Musical Street

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    NaPoWrMo  Ode to Coffee

     

    April 4, 2024

    PSH The Cosmic Dog from Goa

    WD Don’t Make a Mistake Vote for Jake

    WC Ending Daily Shaving in Retirement

    NaPoWrMo The Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    AV version The Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

     

    April 5, 2024

    PSH Love Expressed Through Food

    WD Tell Me No Lies

    WC Make Baseball Great Again!

    NaPoWrMo Resurrecting the Dodo Bird

    April 6

     PSH  Cosmic Dog From Goa

    WD  Meeting My Fate Minimum Poem

    WC Daily Ritual Drinks

    NaPoWrMo Only In SF

     

    Part Two

     April 7

     

    PSH  Visiting My Father’s Grave

    Bonus: Yakima Dessert Blues

    WD Meeting My Fate Minimum Poem

    WC  Why Trump?

    NaPoWrMo  Planetary Nut Re-Configuration Program

     

    April  8

     

    PSH Area Codes

    WD  My Lucky Number

    WC Economic Perception Delay

    NaPoWrMo  Wish You Were Here

     

    April  9

    PSH  Dearly Beloved

    WD the Major Event of My Life

    WC Death to All Humans

    NaPoWrMo My Dysfunctional Family

     

    April 10

     

    PSH You Can’t Write That!

    WD Better Political Discourse Needed

    WC Green Trees Don’t Make It

    AI Bing Version

    NaPoWrMo  Ode to My Coffee Pot

     

    April 11

     

    PSH Quote Poem About 9-11

    WD Crazy Love Nonet

    WC April 11—Eclipse/d two Lunatic Lune Poems about the Eclipse

    NaPoWrMo   Tribute to John Dean

     

    April 12

     

    PSH  Subway Journey

    WD Old Man Lost In His Old Memories

    WC  Civil War 2.0

    NaPoWrMo  11 One Liners

     

    April 13

     

    PSH First Time to Eat Kimchi

    WD Five Trumpian Humor Poetic Fragments

    WC April 13—Discovery Shooting Down the Alien Visitors

    NaPoWrMo  Saga of Big Daddy

     

    April 14

     

    PSH  99 Haiku TBC

    WD life worth Living

    WC  Tech Peeves

    NaPoWrMo  Shy Man Fishing

     

    Part Three -This Posting 

     

    Not posting PSH saving them as “unpublished)

     

    Writer Digest Poems  

    April 15  New Middle Poem  Middle Of Political Silly Season In The U.S.  Trigger Warning Mild Political Rant

    April 16 Trump Shardona Poem

    April 17 New Tuesday prompt write a Shadorma poem about recent tech layoffs CEO To Labor Units of Production Shardona – You are Not Wanted

    April 18  WD pessimistic Poem -not the Way to Fire People New Rules in the New Corporation World

    April 19 Emotion Poem -fears of falling

    April 20 The circus bear escapes

    Bear in collar  hears praise while rambling

    alt. bonus poem Met And Married My Dream Lady

     writing com Dew Drop Inn Prompts

     WC April 15 Lament  Drifting Towards Civil War 2.0

    WC Prove Something – God’s Demented Sense of Humor

    WC Question something -The basic  decency and sanity of Americans

    WC Scumbagology

    WC Comedy – The Donald Trump Show is Getting Old

     

    NaPoWriMo Prompts

    April 15

    My stamp collection

    April 16

    late Night Earthquake blues

    April 17

    What is Hip?

    April 18 It’s A Dog’s Life for Me

    April 19

    Hunting the Monsters in Hell

    Day 20  Trail of Tears – My Family Connection

    Begin Poems 

    Writers Digest Prompts

    April 15 New Middle Poem  Middle Of Political Silly Season In The U.S.  Trigger Warning Mild Political Rant

     

     

     

     

    We are in the middle

    Of the us political season

    Unlike any other before.

     

    The choice is clear.

     

    Vote for the incumbent

    Who is an old man

    With good intentions

    And a good heart.

     

    Vrs

     

    The prior president

    Who is a narcissistic sociopathic

    Twice impeached

    Whose family is the real crime family

    Nothing but grifters through and through.

     

    Or RFK jr who is running

    For his inflated ego reasons

    And Cornel West as well.

     

    Thinking that somehow

    Lightening with strike

    And make them president!

     

    Everything all on hold

    Until the dust settles

    After the election.

    After today’s poem, we’ll be in the exact middle of this poem-a-day challenge, which means it’ll be all easy writing from here, right?

    For today’s prompt, write a middle poem. Some people feel stuck in the middle; others like being in the middle of things. Some foods are known for their middles (like jelly doughnuts and empanadas). So poem your way to, within, or away from the middle today.

    April 16 New Tuesday prompt write a Shadorma poem about recent tech layoffs

    CEO To Labor Units of Production Shardona – You are Not Wanted

     

    new Memo

    To all employees

    redundancy

    if you are on the list below

    You are not needed.

     

    the tech world is brutal people are being fired by impersonal quotes, Twitter or just hearing about it after the fact a favorite tactic is mass firing with selected people being asked to reapply. The underlying message in Corporate America is that workers are just disposable labor units, and this includes everyone except the top people who get golden parachutes or bonuses for showing how cruel they can be to their labor unit of production drones.

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, we have our third two-for-Tuesday prompt.

    For today’s Two-for-Tuesday prompt:

    1. Write a poetic form poem, and/or…
    2. Write an anti-form poem.

     

    I recently discovered a poetic form called shadorma (thanks to P.J. Nights via Tammy Trendle) that I had no record of in my two poetic form handbooks. Shadorma is a Spanish 6-line syllabic poem of 3/5/3/3/7/5 syllable lines, respectively. Simple as that

    A bonus poem is included as an example of a Shadorma poem.

    Also, you can link multiple shadorma (shadows? shadorma?) like in my example below:

    “Miss Shadorma”

    She throws birds
    at the school children
    on playgrounds
    made of steel
    who run intense spirals to
    the chain-link fencing.

    Sad teachers
    watch as they spiral
    into air
    like reverse
    helicopter seeds searching
    for their maple trees.

    April 18  WD Pessimistic Poem

    CEO Fires Workers at Midnight by Email-Arrests Those Who Did Not Get the Memo

    Welcome to the new improved

    Corporate America

    As more and more people

    Become corporate wage slaves.

     

    The CEO fired workers

    At midnight via email

    And arrested those

    Who did not get the message.

     

    They did not even get the customary

    Meeting with HR flacks

    Just told

     

    “ Your services

    Are no longer needed

    “: F… Off, you are fired

    You did not check your email

    Before work – that’s not my concern.

     

    They were not allowed in the building

    Had their ID’s canceled on the spot

    Told to go home.

     

    Did not get a customary

    Goodbye lunch

    Or a chance

    To clear out their desks.

     

    At least he did not

    Just blast a list of fired employees

    On X

     

    Which would have been totally

    In character with him.

     

    Perhaps he is a bit afraid

    Of his workers now?

     

    No doubt

    Part of a new secret AI

    Business management program.

     

    The message is

     

    “You are nothing but

    Disposable labor units

    of production.

    Nothing more than pawns.

     

    And I am the Chess master

    And will decide whether you live

    Or die.

     

    Get used to it”

     

    That’s the new America

    And the world we are building.

     

    While many people were appalled

    At the craven horrid mistreatment

    Of his workers

    Wall Street investors were delighted.

     

    Welcome to the new

    “corporate America”.

     

    Where workers are just

    Disposable labor units

    Of production.

     

    And the wage slaves

    Live in fear

    Of losing their jobs

    And joining the ranks

    Of the homeless.

     

    After today’s poem, we’ll be three-fifths of the way through this challenge. Remember in the beginning when we were all writing such optimistic poems? Well…

    For today’s prompt, write a pessimistic poem. Think about what’s gone wrong, what is going wrong, and what will go wrong in the future. Some people would say this

     

    April 17

    Not the Way to Fire People New Rules in the New Corporation Dominated World

     

     

     

    Not so long ago
    corporations treated workers
    as valued members of the corporation family
    and were reluctant to fire people
    once they were hired.

    Only firing them for cause
    or when unavoidable
    but doing it with some dignity.

    Managers taking them aside
    offering to help them transition
    to another company
    even having a goodbye lunch.

    But not anymore

    In the new corporate world
    driven by profits, and the ruthless bottom line
    and AI-driven redundancy rules,

    The new way to fire people
    is simply this

    Fire them impersonally
    by midnight emails
    or Twitter blasts.

    Never by in-person meetings
    or phone calls
    who the hell has time for that
    or even cares about the labor units?

    Often while they are on vacation
    because in the corporate world.

    Workers are now nothing
    but interchangeable labor units
    of production.

    Firing them the day before Christmas
    is applauded
    Firing them by public tweets
    Good business model.

    Firing them by midnight email
    Sunday night

    Brilliant movie.

    As workers are the enemy
    and must be controlled
    monitored and constantly subject
    to fear of being fired.

    And once you are fired
    the social safety net
    is disappearing.

    Soon unions will be illegal
    safety rules gone
    welfare benefits gone
    child labor laws have gone
    civil rights laws are gone.

    Medicare gone
    social security privatized
    in a race to the bottom.

    Homeless becoming a crime
    as well
    as redundant workers
    are treated as less than human.

    Sub-human animals

    and vermin

    trash to be deposed of.

    The goal is to make workers
    Like the disposable as labor units
    in third-world countries
    Fighting for table scrap wages.

    All done by people
    Who think that they
    are Christians and pro-workers!

     

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, write a Not Blank poem.

    For today’s prompt, take the phrase “Not (blank),” replace the blank with a new word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write your poem. Possible titles might include: “Not the Only One,” “Not Like This,” “Not Without Eating One More Piece of Pie,” and/or “Not Sure What I Was Saying.”

    *****April 19

    Emotion Poem -fears of falling

    As one gets older

    One becomes consumed with fears

    Fear of almost everything.

     

    Climate change, earthquakes

    Monster storms, volcanos.

    political chaos and war

     

    The other day, I stumbled and fell.

    Adding fear of falling to my list.

     

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, write an emotional poem.

    For today’s prompt, pick an emotion, make it the title of your poem, and write your poem. Possible emotions might include happy, sad, grumpy, angry, scared, and more.  Here’s.

     

    April 20

    The Circus Bear Escapes

    The rambling bear

    Woke up from his winter nap

     

    Found he was now a circus bear.

    Wearing a flared collar

    Forced to perform

    For his supper

     

    Hearing praise from his owners

    Who fed him

     

    Until he rose up

    Eescaping back into the woods.

     

    prompt words used six words

    Bear

    Collar

    Flair

    Hear

    Praise

    Ramble

    Or for extra credit, use all six words.

    Also, as an alternate prompt: Write a six-word poem (doesn’t have to use any of the above words).

    Met And Married My Dream Lady

    I

    Met

    and

    Married

    My Dream

    Lady

     

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn Prompts

     

    April 15 Lament Watching the News

    While watching the news
    I am constantly lamenting
    The sad state of political discourse
    In these increasingly
    Disunited United States of America.

    Where we have retreated into enemy tribes
    Blue, red, and purple states
    With each convinced their tribe
    Is righteous, patriotic, and pro-American.

    Accusing the other tribe
    As anti-american fascists
    plotting to set up a dictatorship.

    Some talking darkly
    about Civil War 2.0.

    That is my daily lament
    Particularly when insomnia
    Steals slept from me
    At 0 dark hundred.

    revised to make it less of a rant

    “O Dark Hundred” is military jargon for the time two hours before dawn when operatives get up for dawn operations. I use it to denote the hours in the middle of the night I have nightmares.

    April 16—Rain

     

    No Rain

    In 2025, the world ended
    With the collapse
    Of the worldwide climate system.

    Monster storms of the century
    devastated half the world.

    But the other half of the world
    Had no rain or snow
    For almost a whole year
    The once-green grass was dying.

    Crops failed everywhere
    And baked in the unrelenting
    Blast wave furnace-like heat
    Heatwave after heatwave.

    Military coups took place
    Fascism re-emerged
    The public demanded action
    The politicians played
    The blame game.

    With the collapse of trade
    And travel restrictions
    People stayed home
    Making do the best they could.

    Home-grown gardens
    Proliferated.

    Feudal townships grew
    As people walled themselves off
    To save their communities.

    The rich build underground cities
    While the poor starved
    And civilization crumbled

    Wildlife proliferated
    As did neo-savage
    cannibal gangs.

    By the year 2030
    It was all over
    And the rains
    Never came out west.

    The prompt was “Rain”

    April 17—Prove Something God’s Demented Sense of Humor

     

    I sometimes think

    That God if he/she/it exists

    And created the Universe

    It must have a demented

    Sense of humor.

     

    How else can you explain

    Why did he create a parasite

    That hides in your system

    Inert but if you take

    Steroids for any reason.

     

    It blows up like a basketball

    Bursting out and killing you,

    In thirty minutes.

     

    Leaving the doctors

    Wondering WTF

    Just happened.

     

    Recording your death

    As a medical mystery.

     

    Very few doctors

    Have ever encountered

    Or heard about

    This weird parasite.

     

    Note: Based on a true story. Back in the day, I contracted this parasite in Thailand. A few years later, I was in the hospital battling an MRD staph infection and underwent 14 operations. Almost lost my life and my leg. The internal medicine doctor said that there was something else going on and finally told me I had this weird parasite that is inert, but I should take some medicine to kill it because if I ever took steroids it would blow up to the size of a Basketball and kill me in 30 minutes. I always said Thank God for that doctor. Nine months later, I developed a frozen shoulder because of excessive antibiotic use and had a steroid shot.  If that internal medicine doctor had not found the parasite, I would have died a medical mystery.

     

    April 18—Question Something The Basic Decency And Sanity Of Americans Trigger warning – anti-Trump Rant!

     

    These days I wonder about

    the basic decency and sanity

    of the American people.

     

    How can 40 percent

    Of my fellow Americans

    Still, support him?

     

    Still believe he was

    The greatest President ever.

     

    I  just don’t understand it

    Why he is polling at 40 percent

    And not 4 percent

    Is beyond me.

     

    April 19—Define or celebrate a word or concept -Scumbagology

    Tucker Carlson

    Scumbagology

    is the study

    Of the actions of a scumbag.

     

    A scumbag is a narcissistic, sociopathic

    Self-center person willing to do anything

    to get ahead.

     

    No loyalty to those who serve him

    it is all about me!

    The greatest person

    in the world.

     

    Unfortunately, there are so many

    Scumbags in the world,

    In a position of power

    In business and politics.

     

    Don’t need to name names

    You know who they are.

     

    April 20—Standup Comedy – The  Insult Comedy Tour!

    Don Rickles
    Don Rickles

     

     

     

     

     

     

    How and why he

    Remains so popular

    With some Americans

    Remains a mystery.

     

    He remains me

    Of an old-time insult

    Comedian, Don Rickles

     

    Who was infamous

    For insulting his audience

    Who loved his edgy comic styling,

    As he cruelly mocked

    everything and everyone.

     

    But, over time,

    people got tired of his routine

    And his style of humor faded away

     

    But the former President

    has resurrected the insult comedy routine.

     

    Going to his rallies

    Is akin to a religious revival

    For some people.

     

    They delight in being

    Part of his whole mad

    Carnival scene.

     

    But for many of us

    the T comedy tour

    is no longer funny

    if it ever was.

     

    NaPoWriMo Poems

    April 15  My stamp collection

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    When I was a young man

    Almost 55 years ago

    I had a stamp collection

    I inherited it from my grandfather.

     

    I loved looking

    At stamps from

    Around the world.

     

    I had a lot of African stamps

    Caribbean stamps.

     

    Costa Rica stands.

    Korean stamps.

     

    Vietnamese stamps.

    Japanese stamps.

    Polish Stamps.

    Spanish stamps.

     

    Even a few stamps

    From 1860 or so

    Including a rare

    Confederate States of America stamp.

     

    That was worth something

    Back thirty years ago

    When there was

    A collectible market.

     

    Sadly, no one cares anymore

    The stamp and collectible market

    Dying out as us old people die out.

     

    As younger people

    Just don’t see the value

    Of stamps or collectibles

     

    In a world of instant

    Entertainment

    streaming TV services

     

    Fears of war

    Fears of climate change

    Fears of political violence

    And economic uncertainty.

     

    And fewer people

    Even use stamps anymore.

     

    I have not looked at it

    In years, still have it.

     

    And my stamp collection

    CD and book collections

     

    Will go

    Into a trash can

    When I die.

     

    No longer of any value

    Just the way

    of this modern world.

     

    And now for our prompt – optional, as always! Today, we’d like to encourage you to take a look at @StampsBot and become inspired by the wide, wonderful, and sometimes wacky world of postage stamps. For example, while it certainly makes sense that China would issue a stamp featuring a panda, it’s less clear to us why the Isle of Man should feel the need to honor 2001: A Space Odyssey in stamp form. From Romanian mushrooms to Sudanese weavers to the Marshall Islands getting far too excited over personal computing, stamps are a quasi-lyrical, quasi-bizarre look into what different cultures (or at least their postal authorities) hold dear.

     

    And if you’re not on or able to access the @StampsBot account, fear not! You may find an inspiring stamp or two by perusing the online “International Philately” (say that three times fast) exhibit from the National Postal Museum.

    April 16

    Late Night Earthquake Blues

    Often at night

    At o dark hundred hours

    I am wide awake

    Thinking of things

    As my mind drifts down

    Endless rabbit holes

    What if plays in my mind

    As my wild imagination takes off.

     

    Woken up by a real earthquake.

    True Story

    Based on my recent trip to Kyunshu, Japan, when I was up at night with insomnia about midnight. Then woken up by an incoming message screaming Earthquake over and over again, followed in 30 secnonds by a real earthquake.  The Japanese have a great diaster notification system – goes out to every cell phone in the country, in English and Japanese, within moments of either an Earthquake, Volcanic eruption, Typhoon  wild fire or the dreaded Tsunami.

    O Dark Hundred is military intel jargon that is the period two to three hours before dawn when intelligence and special forces get ready for dawn operations depending on the time and day between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m.  I often have insomnia at 0 dark hundred and get up to write down my wild poems and stories floating in my head at 0 dark hundred.

    Finally, here’s today’s (optional) prompt, taken from our 2016 archives. Today, we challenge you to write a poem in which you closely describe an object or place, and then end with a much more abstract line that doesn’t seemingly have anything to do with that object or place, but which, of course, really does. The “surprise” ending to this James Wright poem is a good illustration of the effect we’re hoping you’ll achieve. An abstract, philosophical kind of statement closing out a poem that is otherwise intensely focused on physical, sensory details

    Lying in a Hammock at William Duffy’s Farm in Pine Island, Minnesota

    Over my head, I see the bronze butterfly,
    Asleep on the black trunk,
    Blowing like a leaf in green shadow.
    Down the ravine behind the empty house,
    The cowbells follow one another
    Into the distances of the afternoon.
    To my right,
    In a field of sunlight between two pines,
    The droppings of last year’s horses
    Blaze up into golden stones.
    I lean back, as the evening darkens and comes on.
    A chicken hawk floats over, looking for home.
    I have wasted my life.

    April 17

    What is Hip?

    My favorite music

    Has always been funk

    The tower of power

    The best funk band

    Of them all

     

    Formed in the East Bay

    In the turbulent 60s

    Still going strong

    Almost 50 years later!

     

    Their love song

    You’re still a young man

    Is perhaps the greatest

    make out song

    Of all times.

     

    The first song I slowed danced to

    Back in high school

    A song I played

    To seduce my wife.

     

    I wonder how many babies

    Were conceived because

    Of this classic soul song.

     

    Another classic song

    What is hip

    Which poised

    An unanswered question

     

    And inspired this triolet

     

    What is love, tell me if you know

    Love is what it is

    Do you know what love is, Joe?

    What is love, tell me if you know

    And how can you make it grow?

    Madness is what it does

    What is love, tell me if you know

    Love is what it is

     

    Based loosely on the classic Tower of Power Song, “What is hip?”

     

    What Is Hip Lyrics

     

    [Verse 1]

    So ya wanna dump out yo’ trick bag
    Ease on in a hip thang
    But you ain’t exactly sure what hip
    So you started to let your hair grow
    Spent big bucks on your wardrobe
    Somehow, ya know there’s much more to the trip

    [Chorus]
    What is hip?
    Tell me, tell me, if you think you know
    What is hip?
    If you’re hip
    The question, “Will it show?”
    You’re into a hip trip
    Maybe hipper than hip
    What is hip?

    [Verse 2]
    You became a part of a new breed
    Been smoking’ only the best weed
    Hangin’ out with the so-called “Hippie set.”
    Seen in all the right places
    Seen with just the right faces
    You should be satisfied, but it ain’t quite right

    [Chorus]
    What is hip?
    Tell me, tell me, if you think you know
    What is hip?
    If you’re hip
    The question, “Will it show?”
    You’re into a hip trip
    Maybe hipper than hip
    What is hip?

    [Break]
    Come on

    [Refrain]
    Hipness is. What it is
    Hipness is. What it is
    Hipness is. What it is
    Sometimes hipness is, what it ain’t

     

    You’re still a young man
    Baby, Oo, don’t waste your time
    You’re still a young man
    Baby, Oo oo, don’t waste your time

    Down on my knees
    Oh, heart in hand
    I was accused of being too young
    But I’m not so young
    I could make you happy
    I’m not a bad man

    You’re too young to love (If you and I could be together)
    You’re too young to love (I’ll never never leave you alone baby)
    You’re too young Ooo Ooo (No I won’t sweet lady)
    Don’t waste your time

    The damage is done
    You see that you were wrong
    You wake up wondering just
    How well I’ve done
    Well I’ve done alright
    Yes there are some girls but you know
    I dropped them on sight
    Just for you
    Because I love you

    You’re still a young man
    Baby, Oo oo, don’t waste your time
    (Someday you’ll understand just what it means when a man
    Comes to you with his little heart in his hands
    Just to love you)
    Don’t waste your time

    You better listen to me
    Sayin that I’m loving you yeah hey now baby tryin to tell
    You that it’s you you you you you you you you talkin to you
    Baby, I’ll never never never never I’ll never do you
    No wrong no no lady if you would check my stuff out one time haha
    Just to hold you, just to squeeze you and all I wanna do is to
    Get next to you and please please please you baby
    See where I’m coming from!

     

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    Written by legendary sax players Emilio Castillo and Stephen Kupka, the song portrays a young man at the wrong end of a break-up. The situation is bleak because his lover pins the break-up on an age difference. In an interview with Songfacts Castillo said:

    It’s based on a true story. I had a girlfriend that was six years older than me. I was 18, she was 24 and that’s actually what happened. She had kind of cut me loose because of the age difference thing and the whole plea in the story is the young guy’s saying, ‘I’m not too young, I’m not wasting my time and I do love you like a man can truly love a woman.’”

    The song would go on to be the band’s first major hit defining their sound with a prominent horn section inspired by Curtis Mayfield:

    “On that album, there’s a song called “A Woman’s Love” that starts with beautiful trumpets high. When we heard that we wanted to write a song with a great trumpet intro like that. – TowerofPower.com

    Last but not least, here’s our optional prompt for the day. Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem that is inspired by a piece of music, and that shares its title with that piece of music. Need an example? Here’s A. Van Jordan’s “Que Sera Sera” and Adrian Matejka’s “Soave Sia Il Vento.”

    “Que Sera Sera”

    In my car, driving through Black Mountain,
    North Carolina, I listen to what
    sounds like Doris Day shooting
    heroin inside Sly Stone’s throat.
    One would think that she fights
    to get out, but she wants to stay
    free in this skin. Fresh,
    The Family Stone’s album,
    came out in ’73, but I didn’t make sense
    of it till ’76, sixth grade for me,
    the Bicentennial, I got my first kiss that year,
    I beat up the class bully; I was the man.
    But for now, in my head, it’s only ’73
    and I’m a little boy again, listening
    to Sly and his Family covering Doris’s hit,
    driving down I-40;
    a cop pulls me over to ask why
    I’m here, in his town, with my Yankee tags.
    I let him ask a series of questions
    about what kind of work I do,
    what brings me to town—you know
    the kind of questions that tell you
    this has nothing to do with driving a car.
    My hands want to ball into fists.
    But, instead, I tell myself to write a letter
    to the Chief of Police, to give him something
    to laugh at over his morning paper,
    as I try to recall the light in Doris Day’s version
    of “Que Sera Sera”—without the wail
    troubling the notes in the duet
    of Sly and Cynthia’s voices.
    Hemingway meant to define
    courage by the nonchalance you exude
    while taking cover within your flesh,
    even at the risk of losing
    what some would call a melody;
    I call it the sound of home.
    Like when a song gets so far out
    on a solo you almost don’t recognize it,
    but then you get back to the hook, you suddenly
    recognize the tune and before you know it,
    you’re putting your hands together; you’re on your feet—
    because you recognize a sound, like a light,
    leading you back home to a color:
    rust. You must remember
    rust—not too red, not too orange—not fire or overnight
    change, but a simmering-summer
    change in which children play till they tire
    and grown folks sit till they grow edgy
    or neighborhood dogs bite those not from your neigborhood
    and someone with some sense says Down, Boy,
    or you hope someone has some sense
    who’s outside or who owns the dog and then the sky
    turns rust and the streetlights buzz on
    and someone’s mother, must be yours, says
    You see those streetlights on don’t you,
    and then everybody else’s mother comes out and says
    the same thing and the sky is rust so you know
    you got about ten minutes before she comes back out
    and embarrasses you in front of your friends;
    ten minutes to get home before you eat and watch
    the Flip Wilson Show or Sanford and Son and it’s time for bed.
    And it’s rust you need to remember
    when the cop asks, What kind of work you do?
    It’s rust you need to remember: the smell
    of summer rain on the sidewalk
    and the patina on wrought-iron railings on your front porch
    with rust patches on them, and the smell
    of fresh mowed grass and gasoline and sweat
    of your childhood as he takes a step back
    when you tell him you’re a poet teaching
    English down the road at the college,
    when he takes a step back—
    to assure you, know, that this has nothing to do with race,
    but the rust of a community he believes
    he keeps safe, and he says Have a Good One,
    meaning day as he swaggers back to his car,
    and the color of the day and the face behind sunglasses
    and the hands on his hips you’ll always remember
    come back gunmetal gray
    for the rest of this rusty afternoon.
    So you roll up the window
    and turn the music back on,
    and try to remember the rust caught in Sly’s throat—
    when the song came out in ’73,
    although I didn’t get it till ’76,
    sixth grade for me, the Bicentennial;
    I got my first kiss that year.
    I beat up the class bully.
    I was the man.
    A. Van Jordan, “‘Que Sera Sera’” from Quantum Lyrics. Copyright © 2007 by A. Van Jordan. Used by permission of the author and W. W. Norton & Company, Inc. This selection may not be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher.
    Source: Quantum Lyrics (W. W. Norton and Company Inc., 2007)

    Soave Sia Il Vento

    after Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

    In the wobbly pirouette between song
    & dust, dog-nosed living room windows
    & a purple couch that should have been curbed
    last July: Saturday sunlight cuts it all every
    time you lean into some kind of ballet pose.
    Your belly & knobby elbow & leotarded knee
    wavering in a slim balance. Jeté, effacé
    I don’t know what they mean & nod anyway.
    You reach & spin & dog hair hangs
    in the air like the start of heartfelt applause.

    Copyright © 2017 by Adrian Matejka. Originally published in Poem-a-Day on April 18, 2017, by the Academy of American Poets.

    April 18 It’s A Dog’s Life for Me

     

     

     

     

     

    It’s a Dog’s life for Me

    In my next life

    I’d like to come back

    As a dog.

     

    It seems dogs

    Have it made?

     

    All they have to do

    Is cute

    Look at their owner

    With love

    Blazing from their eyes.

     

    Listening to their owner

    Blather on and on

    Which is never boring.

     

    Even though they don’t understand

    Much human speech.

    Still amazing to watch

     

    And listen to

    These foolish people.

     

    Occasionally acting tough

    When unauthorized people

    Get too close.

     

    And they get food

    A walk

    And their owner

    Even cleans

    Up after them!

     

    What a carefree life

    For a dog.

     

    Yes, my next life

    I want to be

    A cute house dog.

     

    And now for our (optional) prompt! Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem in which the speaker expresses the desire to be someone or something else and explains why. Two possible models for you: Natasha Rao’s “In My Next Life Let Me Be a tomato,” and Randall Jarrell’s “The Woman at the Washington Zoo.”

    In my next life let me be a tomato

    lusting and unafraid. In this bipedal incarnation
    I have always been scared of my own ripening,
    mother standing outside the fitting room door.
    I only become bright after Bloody Mary’s, only whole
    in New Jersey summers where beefsteaks, like baubles,
    sag in the yard, where we pass down heirlooms
    in thin paper envelopes and I tend barefoot to a garden
    that snakes with desire, unashamed to coil and spread.
    Cherry Falls, Brandywine, Sweet Aperitif, I kneel
    with a spool, staking and tying, checking each morning
    after last night’s thunderstorm only to find more
    sprawl, the tomatoes have no fear of wind and water,
    they gain power from the lightning, while I, in this version
    of life, retreat in bed to wither. In this life, rabbits
    are afraid of my clumsy gait. In the next, let them come
    willingly to nibble my lowest limbs, my outstretched
    arm always offering something sweet. I want to return
    from reincarnation’s spin covered in dirt and
    buds. I want to be unabashed, audacious, to gobble
    space, to blush deeper each day in the sun, knowing
    I’ll end up in an eager mouth. An overly ripe tomato
    will begin sprouting, so excited it is for more life,
    so intent to be part of this world, trellising wildly.
    For every time in this life I have thought of dying, let me
    yield that much fruit in my next, skeleton drooping
    under the weight of my own vivacity as I spread to take
    more of this air, this fencepost, this forgiving light.
    Natasha Rao, “In my next life let me be a tomato” from Latitude. Copyright © 2021 by Natasha Rao. Reprinted by permission of Copper Canyon Press, http://www.coppercanyonpress.org.

    The Woman at the Washington Zoo

    The saris go by me from the embassies.
    Cloth from the moon. Cloth from another planet.
    They look back at the leopard like the leopard.
    And I….
                   this print of mine, that has kept its color
    Alive through so many cleanings; this dull null
    Navy I wear to work, and wear from work, and so
    To my bed, so to my grave, with no
    Complaints, no comment: neither from my chief,
    The Deputy Chief Assistant, nor his chief—
    Only I complain…. this serviceable
    Body that no sunlight dyes, no hand suffuses
    But, dome-shadowed, withering among columns,
    Wavy beneath fountains—small, far-off, shining
    In the eyes of animals, these beings trapped
    As I am trapped but not, themselves, the trap,
    Aging, but without knowledge of their age,
    Kept safe here, knowing not of death, for death—
    Oh, bars of my own body, open, open!
    The world goes by my cage and never sees me.
    And there come not to me, as come to these,
    The wild beasts, sparrows pecking the llamas’ grain,
    Pigeons settling on the bears’ bread, buzzards
    Tearing the meat the flies have clouded….
                                                                    Vulture,
    When you come for the white rat that the foxes left,
    Take off the red helmet of your head, the black
    Wings that have shadowed me, and step to me as man:
    The wild brother at whose feet the white wolves fawn,
    To whose hand of power the great lioness
    Stalks, purring….
                                  You know what I was,
    You see what I am: change me, change me!

    Randall Jarrell, “The Woman at the Washington Zoo” from The Complete Poems. Copyright © 1969, renewed 1997 by Mary von S. Jarrell. Used by permission of Farrar, Straus & Giroux, LLC, http://www.fsgbooks.com. All rights reserved.

    Caution: Users are warned that this work is protected under copyright laws and downloading is strictly prohibited. The right to reproduce or transfer the work via any medium must be secured with Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC.

    Source: The Complete Poems (Farrar Straus and Giroux, 2001)

    April 19 Hunting the Monsters in Hell

     

     

     

    Joe Lewis woke up

    In a dark forest

    Haunted by my monsters

    From his worst nightmares.

     

    He saw in the clearing behind him.

    Giant apes, space aliens, banshees, bats, Bigfoot, centaurs, Cerberus, cheetahs, crows, coyotes, Cthulhu with tentacles, dragons, demons, dinosaurs (raptors and T. Rex), devils, dwarfs, gangbangers, gangsters, gangster rappers. Gators, goblins, ghouls, ghosts, giants, giant ants, giant wasps, giant spiders, giant lobsters, gunmen, hellhounds, big game hunters, government bureaucrats,  holocausts, imps, Imperial Stormtroopers from Star Wars, naked incubus, leprechauns, jihadis, Lucifer, lions, politicians, mafia made men, ravens, monsters, orcs,  reporters, bewitching beautiful yet deadly sirens, Satan, satyrs, snakes, winged monkeys, serpents, special forces soldiers, tigers, werewolves, wolves, witches, warlocks, wraiths, wild things, yeti, and zombies all staring at him.  A half-centaur, half-pig monster with two heads–Putin and Trump led the mob.

     

    He began running away from them

    They were gaining on him

    He saw a fort ahead

    Ran inside.

     

    The Grim Reaper  handed him a gun

    Said,

     

    “If you can kill the head monster

    You will live

    And be sent back

    Good hunting.”

     

    And threw him back

    Into the fray.

     

    Joe Lewis took aim

    Hunting down the Putin-Trump

    Two-headed Pig Monster.

     

    The monster squealed

    And died.

     

    The other monsters

    Ran away

    Having seen who was master.

     

    Joe woke up in his bed

    Saw a note on his phone,

     

    “Good hunting.

    You have been given

    Five more years.

    Of life on earth.”

     

    Your friend,

    GR.

     

    Finally, here’s our prompt – optional, as always! This one comes to us from Moist Poetry Journal, which posted this prompt by K-ming Chang a while back:

    What are you haunted by, or what haunts you? Write a poem responding to this question. Then change the word haunt to hunt.

    Happy (and potentially spooky) writing!

     

    Day 20  Trail of Tears – My Family Connection

     

     

     

     

     

    My Mother’s history

     

    One day many a year ago

    My mother spoke to me

    About her family’s tangled history,

     

    She spoke to me

    Of lies, half-truths, and myths

    Some of which may have been true

    And throughout the evening

    Her history came alive.

     

    She was born in the hills

    of North Little Rock

    The 10th of 11 children

    Of an ancient dying race.

     

    The Cherokees

    who had run away

    Refusniks

    Refugees who fled into the hills.

     

    Part of the lost tribe of the Cherokee Nation

    Part Cherokee, Choctaw, Creek, Seminole

    and African Americans

    Who fled to the mountains

    To avoid the trail of tears.

     

    Rather than join the rest

    In the promised land

    Of Oklahoma.

     

    They did not exist

    I did not exist.

     

    The BIA told us

    No Indian scholarship

    For you

     

    Since you can’t prove

    You are in fact

    Of Native American ancestry,

     

    I asked my mother

    What does this mean?

    She spoke

     

    No BIA money for you,

    My non-Indian son.

     

    Her family and Bill Clinton’s family

    Were related

    Bill Clinton and I are distant cousins

     

    When I met him

    I related my family history

    He concluded that we were indeed cousins

    Said I could call him Cousin Bill

    And he would call me Cousin Jake

     

    And he too was part Cherokee

    Irish, Scotch, French

    And African American

    Part of the lost tribe

    Of the Cherokee nation

     

    I told my mom

    This story

    She spoke

    It was true

     

    She was a distant cousin

    Of Bill Clinton

    Still did not like

    The lying SOB

     

    Her people disappeared

    From history’s eyes

    DNA data banks

     

     

    My history was over

    As was hers

     

    And so,

    I learned at last

    The painful truth

     

    Due to the genocidal crimes

    of politicians so long ago

    My mother’s people

     

    Lost their land, their culture,

    and their hope

    And became

    downtrodden forgotten people

     

    Hillbillies were called

    Living in the hills and mountain dales

    Clinging to the dim fading memories

    Of their once glorious past

    As proud Cherokees

     

    Now no one knew their name

    The old ways were forgotten

    And the new world never forgave them

     

    And they never forgave the new world

    As they lived on

    In the margins of society

    Forgotten people

     

    And I vowed that as long as I lived

    Their history would not die

    As I knew the truth

     

    And I would become a proud

    Cherokee

    And make my mother proud of me

    And my accomplishments

     

    When I am down and out

    I recall her stories and her warnings

    And realize it is up to me

     

    To live my life

    To let the Cherokee in me

    Live his life

     

    And in so doing

    My mother’s history does not die

     

    It lives on in me

    Until the day I die

     

    Long live the Cherokee nation

    Long live my mother

     

    Note:  My latest DNA test analysis finally revealed that I do indeed have some Indian ancestry but less than 5 percent and African American also less than 5 percent, and the rest mostly Scandinavian, German, Irish, Scottish, English, Italian, French, Eastern European, Spanish, Mongolian (everyone who is part Eastern European has some Mongolian DNA) Russian,  Jewish and for some strange reason part Basque, and part Laplander (related to the Eskimos living in Norway. Sweden, Finland, and Russian arctic regions).

     

    My family name is German, but they were originally French who fled to protestant Germany during the 100-year war.

     

    The Lost Tribe of the Cherokees were also called Black Irish and were a mixture of Indians who had run away into the hills rather than go to Oklahoma, and intermixed with runaway slaves, Scot-Irish settlers, and others.  They were and are a small insular clan of about 25,000 people or so. Mostly living in Arkansas, East Texas, and Missouri – the Ozark mountains where they had fled.  My mother reported that her parents spoke Cherokee and one of her sisters had a Cherokee name.  I recently discovered a list of her siblings and indeed one had a foreign-sounding name.  I had the name of a great-grandfather who was born in 1831 about the time of the removal so I might be able to see if he is on the Cherokee enrollment rolls which were done just before the removal in 1832 I believe. I will follow up shortly.

     

     

    Our optional prompt for the day challenges you to write a poem that recounts a historical event. In writing your poem, you could draw on your memory, encyclopedias, history books, or primary documents. If you’re interested in a little research, you might find interesting this collection of letters written during the American Civil War, or this collection of primary documents concerning South Sea voyages. Or perhaps you might find something of interest in digging through European, an online clearinghouse of digitized materials from cultural institutions across Europe.

    Mary Aller Obituary

    Mary Geneva Aldridge Aller Sept. 9, 1923 – July 31, 2007 Former Resident of Berkeley Mary was born and raised in Little Rock, Arkansas, and came to the Bay Area in the 1940s and settled in Berkeley where she resided until 2003. During the 1950s, she was active in the labor movement, and served several years as the President of the Pacific Telephone Operators Union. During the late 1950s, she was a real estate agent and involved with the Berkeley League of Women’s Voters, and the “Save the Bay” movement. In 1952, she made local headlines when she told President Truman’s staff that she did not want to meet him unless he wanted to meet her. The San Francisco Chronicle wrote a big article with the Headline “Harry Meets Mary.” She was a long term political activist and active member of the Berkeley Co-Op along with her husband, Dr. Curtis Aller, who passed away in 1985. During the 1960s, she accompanied her husband to Washington, D.C. when he served as the Undersecretary of Labor. She returned to Berkeley in 1968 where she worked with her husband until 1984 as the business manager for the Center for Applied Manpower Research. Mary is survived by two sisters, Mildred and Robbie who live in Arkansas. She is also survived by six children, Roger Aller of Sebastopol, California, John (Jake) Aller of Washington, DC, Thomas Aller of Albany, California, Inga Aller of Gualala, California, Richard and Larry Wilson from her first marriage, and many grandchildren, nieces, and nephews. The family will have a private ceremony Friday August 3 for interment. Flowers can be sent to the Sunset View Funeral Home, 101 Colusa Avenue, in El Cerrito (510) 525-5111.

    Published by Contra Costa Times on Aug. 3, 2007.

    The End

     

     

  • April 1 to April 6 Poems 2024 Poetry Madness

    April 1 to April 6 Poems 2024 Poetry Madness

    2024 Poetry Madness – April 1 to April 6 Poems

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2P4

    I am again entering the annual April Poetry Month challenge. I will update this once a week and post the updates on Blog Lovin, Facebook, Fan Story, Instagram,  Medium, Substack, Watt Pad  and X. Comments are welcomed.

    Index

    April 1

    PSH Ode to Durian

    WD  Optimistic Laturnae

    WC Dew Drop Inn  Sarang pabo love fool

    NaPoWrMo Easter Bunny Warm up March 31

    NaPoWrMo April 1 Cage

    April 2

    PSH The Words of the Year 1955 PSH

    WD Sad and happy days

    WC Dew Drop Inn Spring Time Flowers Blooming Love

    NaPoWrMo Ode to Coffee

    April 3

    PSH Berkeley Mad Psychotic Pineapple Burns Sonnet

    PSH 2 AI Version Traditional Sonnet

    WD  My Musical Street

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    NaPoWrMo

    The Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    AV version the Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    April 4

     PSH Love Expressed Through Food

    WD Look at the Sky

    WC Dew Drop In Ending Shaving in Retirement

    NaPoWriMo It Can’t Happen Here

    April 5

     PSH Cosmic Dog From Goa

    WD Tell Me No Lies

    WC Dew Drop Inn Making Baseball Great Again

    NaPoWriMo  Only In SF

     

    April 6

    PSH  Visiting My Father’s Grave

    Writers DIgest Meeting My Fate

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn  Daily RItual Drinks

    NaPoWrMo PNRCP

     

    Begin Poems

    April 1

    Ode to Durian

    The infamous durian fruit is a strange phenomenon.
    Common in China, Southeast Asia, and India,
    and in Chinese, Southeast Asian, and Indian diaspora communities,

    It has such a powerful sour smell that it is banned in airline cabins.

    I first ate Durian in a rural town in Central Thailand

    my hasher friends dared me to eat it

    it was horrible at first the smell
    But if you can get beyond
    The awful, dirty socks, rotten, sour smell,
    The taste is pure heaven,
    Proof perhaps that God has a sense of humor?

    April 1, 2024: Poetry Writing Prompt from Suzanne Lummis

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Suzanne Lummis:

    Evolve a poem that involves an exotic fruit, one fruit, and a town you’ve never visited, or else have distant memories of.  The poem does not have to be About the fruit. It probably should Not be about the fruit. No one gives a fig about a fruit. But the fruit makes an Appearance. Extra points if it’s a Pomegranate.  No need to mention Persephone, but if you do… It better be something we don’t already know.

    Writer’s Digest

    Optimistic Laturnae

    life

    more love

    with my wife

    standing by me

    love

    The lanturne is a five-line verse shaped like a Japanese lantern with a syllabic pattern of one, two, three, four, one.

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn

     

    April 1—Be a fool in a poem!

    Sarangpabo – Korean Love Fool for You

    lovers at the beach
    lovers at the beach

     

     

     

     

     

    When I first saw you

    In my dreams.

    You were the most beautiful woman

    In the world to me

    And still are.

     

    When you looked at me

    With love blazing

    From your dark brown

    Goo-goo eyes.

     

    sparks flew from heart to heart

    (이심초심 ishimchomshim)

     

    You hynotized, messemeried me

    Your love mojo working overtime

    Turning me into nothing but

    A 사랑 바보 Sarang pabo (love fool).

     

    Eight years later

    You walked off that bus

    Into my life,

     

    Becoming

    my wife,

    My soul mate.

     

    And yes,

    I am still

    your 사랑 바보Sarang pabo.

     

    And will remain under

    Your love spell

    Until the day I die.

     

    Translation into Korean (rough AI Version)

    Hangul:

    처음 너를 보았을 때

    꿈 속에서.

     

    넌 세상에서 가장 아름다운 여자였어

    내게

    그리고 지금도 그런 너.

     

    네가 나를 보며

    사랑이 눈부시게

    네 어두운 갈색 눈에서

    불타오르는 모습.

     

    마음에서 마음으로 불꽃이 튀었어

    (이심초심 ishimchomshim)

     

    넌 나를 최면에 걸었고, 날 사로잡았어

    네 사랑의 마법이 야근을 하며

    나를 사랑 바보로 만들었어.

     

    8년 뒤

    넌 그 버스에서 내게 다가왔어

    내 삶 속으로,

     

    내 아내가 되며,

    내 영혼의 동반자가 되었어.

     

    그리고 맞아,

    나는 여전히

    네 사랑 바보야.

     

    네 사랑 주문 아래에

    내가 죽을 때까지.

    Romanized Script:

    Cheoeum neoreul boasseul ttae

    Kkum sogeseo.

     

    Neon sesangeseo gajang areumdaun yeoja-eosseo

    Naege

    Geurigo jigeumdo geureon neo.

     

    Nega nareul bomyeo

    Salangi nunbusige

    Ne eoduun galssaek nun-eseo

    Bultao-reuneun moseup.

     

    Ma-eumeseo ma-eum-euro bulkkoch-i twieosseosseo

    (이심초심 ishimchomshim)

     

    Neon nareul choemyeon-e geol-eoss-eo, nal salojab-ass-eo

    Ne salang-ui mabeob-i yageun-eul hamyeo

    Naleul salang babo-lo mandeul-eoss-eo.

     

    anyeon dwi

    Neon geu beoseueseo naege dag-awass-eo

    Nae salm sog-eulo,

     

    Nae anae-ga doemyeon,

    Nae yeonghon-ui dongbanja-ga doeeoss-eo.

     

    Geuligo maj-a,

    Naneun yeojeonhi

    Ne salang babo-ya.

     

    Ne salang jumun alae-e

    Naega jugeul ttaekkaji.

     

     NaPoWrMo

    March 31 warm Up

    Easter Bunny Warning

    April 1 Cage

     

    Easter Bunny Warning

     

    president trump

     

     

     

     

     

    The Easter Bunny

    Had a warning

    He was tired

    Of being played the fool.

     

    Tired of being associated

    With low-life fake Christians

    Proclaiming that Donald Trump

    Is the next messiah.

     

    The Easter Bunny said,

    “Donald Trump

    Ain’t no Christian

    He ain’t no friend of mine.

     

    He is the antichrist

    The poster child

    For the seven deadly sins”.

     

    Donald Trump denounced

    The Easter Bunny.

    Saying on Truth Social,

     

    “The Easter Bunny is nothing

    But a  low-life wanna-be thug,

    A real loser!

     

    An anti-fa, anti-American, BLM, communist, fascist

    Radical left-wing Marxist vermin thug,

    Part of the woke crowd,

     

    That is ruining our once-great country.

    That needs a Second Amendment remedy.

    Warm Up  Cage

     

    One of the most terrible things

    Of the Former President’s last term

    Were the infamous Cages.

     

    Where children were ripped away

    From their parents or adult caregivers.

    Who were accused of being coyotes,

     

    And put into huge cages,

    Exposed to the hot desert temperatures.

    With limited food, internet, phones

    Medical care, translators, water

    Or access to other services.

     

    The apologists for Trump

    Claimed that the cages

    Did not exist!

     

    Just more liberal fake news

    And all that.

     

    Or it was the need

    To ensure that children

    Were not being trafficked

     

    To discourage the invading armies

    Of dangerous criminals

    Being organized in mythical

    Mass caravans of brown people.

     

    Or these were more

    Like Summer camp

    With happy campers!

     

    NOT

    A

    SINGLE

    WORD

    OF

    THAT

    WAS

    REMOTELY

    TRUE

     

    These cages were cages

    Children were housed there

    For months.

     

    Many were never reunited

    As the parents were deported

    Many have spent decades

    Trying to track down

    Their missing children.

     

    Now Trump is talking

    About massive detention camps

    He will set up

    If he is re-elected,

     

    Most likely they will be housed

    In tents exposed to the weather

    Just like cages.

     

    Immigrants including dreamers

    And those suspected of being illegals

    And  other undesirables

    Antifa, BLM, and LGBTQ,

    Protestors, Muslims, “foreign terrorists”

    Criminal gang members

     

    And ultimately Jews

    Because Jews always

    End up in these Camps.

     

    All will be sent to these

    “Temporary immigration detention Centers”

    TIDC for short

     

    The apologist will describe them

    As wonderful caring facilities

    But restrict access to them

    For national security reasons

     

    They will be concentration camps

    Or filtration Centers to use the Russian term

    Or Re-education Centers

     

    Located in rural areas

    Where they would be promoted

    As “job centers”

     

    The spine list SCOTUS

    And republican party

    Will either look the other way

    Or claim that they are constitutional

     

    Or play the same game

    Lying

    That they are great camps

    The inhabitants are happy

    The communities love

    Having new jobs

     

    AND

    OTHER

    DAMN

    LIES!

     

    Eventually the media and public

    Will forget that they exist too.

     

    If I am lucky

    And this happens

    I will not end up there!!!!!

    For writing this poem!

     

     

    April 2 Prompt

    PSH The Words of the Year 1955 PSH

    WD Sad and happy days

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    Springtime Flowers Blooming Love

    NaPoWrMo

    It Can’t Happen Here

     

    PSH prompt The Words of the Year 1955 1955 Words

    Title: The Words of the Year 1955 PSH

     

    According to

    Meriam Webster’s new tool

    Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster: Words from 1955

     

    1955 my birth year.

    Started with many words

    that are still current

    almost 68 years later.

     

    Some of the prompt words that struck

    My fancy includes the following

    Artificial intelligence

    Big bang theory

    Cosmonaut

    Counterintuitive

    DIY

    Drive (someone) bananas

    Algorithm

    Fallout shelter

    Firebase

    Hidden agenda

    Home computer

    ICBM

    Idiot box

    Information science

    Intellectually disabled

    Jazzed

    Juicehead

    Juice up

    Miniaturization

    Microwave oven

    Mind-boggling

    Muscle shirt

    New Left

    Parkinson’s Law

    Pinball

    Rasta

    Rastafarian

     

    There are hidden agendas

    All around us.

     

    Artifical intellegence

    The bigest buzz word

    Nowadays

    Was just becoming a thing

    scientists speculated.

     

    The big bang theory a big thing

    Back in the day

    Not a comedy about nerdy scientists.

     

    Cosmonauts and astronauts

    Pre-moon shot days.

     

    Counter intuitive thinking

    Begining of the DYI

    Home Depot macho man culture.

     

    The home computer

    And micowave oven

    Not yet in everyone’s house.

     

    But the idiot box

    Had invaded American homes

    But only four networks

    To choose from

     

    Not the thousand channels

    We have now.

    It was the pre-internet

    Pre-streaming era.

     

    Information science

    Was not  for

    The intellecually disabled

    It was not rocket science.

     

    The juice heads

    Were juiced

    And jazzed up  the max.

     

    While secretly smoking weed

    With the rasta dreadlock wearing

    Jamacian rastafarians,

     

    And playing pinball

    In the arcades.

     

    While thinking about

    The new left

    And the beatnit movement.

     

    Thinking about

    The latest mind blowing

    Miniturization devices.

     

    the roots of modern life

    beginning way back

    in the day.

    Writers Digest Sad and Happy

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Every day I wake up

    At dawn

    And drink a cup

    Of snarling hot  coffee.

     

    Writing my daily poems

    Including this one

    And my journals.

     

    While half listening

    To the idiots on TV

    Blathering on and on.

     

    When I pay attention

    To their drivel,

     

    I became increasingly sad,.

    Even mad,

    And feel real bad

     

    I turn off the boob tube.

    Turn off the news.

    And play me some old-school blues.

     

    When my wife walks into the room

    With love blazing from her eyes,

    She chases away the lingering blues.

     

    And I feel my happiness

    Returning to me.

     

    And know as long

    As we have other

    Everything will be Jake

     

    And I will be at peace

    With my world.

     

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, we have our first two-for-Tuesday prompt.

    For today’s prompt, we have our first two-for-Tuesday prompt, which means you get two prompts. You can write to one of the prompts, both the prompts separately, or try to write a poem that works with both prompts at the same time. The prompts are:

    Write a happy poem, and/or…

    Write a sad poem.

    Two sides of the same emotional coin.

     

    NaPoWrMo

     It Can’t Happen Here

    january 6 riot
    January 6 riot

     

     

     

     

     

    It Can’t Happen Here

    was a prescient look

    at the rise of Christian Fascism

    in the United States

     

    Set in the later 1930s

    It looked at the rise

     

    of a Christain Fascist dictator

    modeled after Charles Lindbergh

    and his American First movement

     

    who with the support

    of the American Bund

     

    and other pro-fascist forces

    mounted a spirited third-party

    effort to become President

     

    amid the suffering of the Great Depression

    promising to keep us out of the war

     

    and ally with the fascists in Europe

    against the evil communist

    Godless menace of Stalin.

     

    “American Fascism came

    wrapped in the flag

    and carrying a Christian flag”

     

    Although it was not successful

    it probably kept us out of World War 11

    longer than we should have

     

    there are so many parallels

    to modern Trump and post Trumpian

    MAGA movement

     

    which is a modern alt. right

    explicit Christian Fascist movement

    that openly admires

     

    the right-wing autocrats

    in Hungary, Türkiye

    and Putin’s Russia

     

    hoping to turn the U.S.

    into a Christian Fascist one-party state

    run by Donald Trump

    and his acolytes

     

    with millions rounded up

    subject to deportation

    with dissent outlaw

    the deep state tamed

     

    the media sold off

    to regime supporters

    and the late-night TV comics

    defanged

     

    No more Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimble

    John Stewart and SNL

    replaced by right-wing comic hacks

    shilling for the great leader

     

    while the book did not happen

    and Philips Roth’s Plot Against America

     

    the warning that it could happen here

    is more relevant than ever

    as Trump and Biden are in a dead heat

     

    I am optimistic that Trump will not prevail

    this time around

    but I worry about all the potential Trump

    wanna be politicians out there

     

    who promise to Make America Great Again

    by returning to the 1890’s

    when they claim the U.S. went down

    the wrong path

     

    when white men ruled the world

    minorities knew their place

    Women were second-class citizens

    the LGBTQ community in the closet

    their very existence illegal

     

    with a twist

    Christian Fascism

    the new ruling ideology

    underpinning the latest

    illiberal democracy

    Posted on Https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Springtime Flowers Blooming Love

     

    Springtime in Korea

    walking down the world peace forest

    near the international airport in Incheon

    with the love of my life by my side.

     

    Enjoying the Flowering Trees

    The snowing apple trees, cherry blossoms

    pear blossoms. the purple azaleas, the anemone,

    the buttercups, the daffodils, the magnolia,

    the  scotch bloom, the tulips,

    the wildflowers in the field.

     

    the fragrance of love in the air

    Life is great.

    April 3 Poems

    PSH 1

    Berkelely Mad Pyscotic Pineapple Burns Sonnet

    PSH 2 AI Version traditional Sonnet

    WD  My Musical Street

    WC Dew Drop Inn Look at the Sky

    NaPoWrMo

    Berkelely Mad Pyscotic Pineapple Burns Sonnet

    berkeley street photo
    berkeley street photo

     

     

     

     

     

    the Berkeley mad pyscotic pineapple.

    was an underground Berkeley icon.

    the pineapple said, “Bad Luck comes in Three.”

    last night he smoked a joint and went for a walk.

    the pineapple dude encountered a cat,

    not just a cat but a cosmic black cat.

    and the cat was riding on a dog,

    and a mouse was riding on the cat,

    the pineapple was amused to see this,

    I told him only in the SF Bay area,

    thinking back to when I was eight.

    and wished I had a cosmic cat.

    I would have made such a cacophony.

    the cosmic cat was still my secret friend.

     

    The Burns Sonnet is a Shakespearian sonnet but it does not follow traditional meter or rhyme

     

    Please convert the previous text into a traditional sonnet using most of these words in line 13 must use the word cacophony and follow the following criterion

    1 inner life of pineapple

    2 berkeley fate

    3 bad luck comes in three

    4last night went for a walk

    5-8 line five to eight two animals meet someone unusual

    9 10 wish for the pineapple

    11 12 what did I wish for when your eight

    13-14  hullabaloo, ragamuffin, hooferaw, scoundreles cacophony and discuss a secret something is hidden or something no one else knows

     

    AI Version

     

    AI version Title: “The Cosmic Cat”

    sf dog 3
    sf dog 3

     

     

     

     

     

    The Berkeley mad, psychotic pineapple,

    An underground icon in the streets of Berkeley,

    Whispered, “Bad Luck comes in Three,” so cynical,

    Last night, he wandered, joints ablaze, unwary.

    Encountering a cat, not mere feline grace,

    But cosmic blackness riding on a dog,

    A mouse perched high, a curious embrace,

    In SF Bay’s odd realm, where dreams may jog.

    Oh, how I wished when I was merely eight,

    For a cosmic cat, a secret friend concealed,

    To stir a hullabaloo, a wild debate,

    A ragamuffin dance, a truth revealed.

    In hooferaw and scoundrel’s cacophony,

    The pineapple’s fate intertwined with glee. 🍍🌌

     

     

    Writer’s Digest Our Musical Street

    30 lines

    I grew up
    In a very creative time
    a very musical time.

    The 60’s had the best music
    Motown ruled the Bay Area
    As well as Great rock music

    Acid jazz
    Acid Rock
    Fusion Jazz
    The Grateful Dead
    Mamas and the Papas
    Jefferson Airplane
    Jimmy Hendrix
    last high school
    was Berkeley High School
    Santana

    And so many others

    The best funk band
    Of them all

    Tower of Power
    Beloved by all
    High school students.

    For their immortal classic
    Make out song
    You’re still a Young Man.

    wonder how many people

    fell in love slow dancing

    to this song

     

    how many babies

    were conceived?

    Tower of Power rocked
    Every party in town
    On every street.

    Music flowed.
    On every musical street
    In the city.

    That was Berkeley
    In the 60’s and 70’s.

    Please use the following as the Title of your story or poem:

    “Our Musical Street”

    Please select “Music” as one of your genres.

    Tower of Power is an American R&B and funk-based band and horn section, originating in Oakland, California, that has been performing since 1968. The band has had several lead vocalists, the best known being Lenny Williams, who fronted the band between early 1973 and late 1974, the period of their greatest commercial success1. They have had eight songs on the Billboard Hot 100; their highest-charting songs include “You’re Still a Young Man”, “So Very Hard to Go”, “What Is Hip?”, and “Don’t Change Horses (in the Middle of a Stream)”1.

    The band was formed by tenor saxophonist/vocalist Emilio Castillo and baritone saxophonist Stephen “Doc” Kupka in 19681. The band’s soul sound appealed to both minority and counterculture listeners1. The band’s name was changed to Tower of Power after they agreed that their original name, The Mots, would not help them play at Bill Graham’s Fillmore Auditorium in San Francisco1.
    Tower of Power has released 31 albums, including 15 studio albums, 5 live albums, and 11 compilations1. Their most recent album, “Step Up”, was released in 20202.

    Here is a list of some of their most popular songs:

    “You’re Still a Young Man”
    “So Very Hard to Go”
    “What Is Hip?”
    “Don’t Change Horses (in the Middle of a Stream)”
    “Soul Vaccination”
    “This Time It’s Real”
    “Time Will Tell”
    “Only So Much Oil in the Ground”

    If you’re interested in listening to their music, you can check out their official website2.

     

    2024 April PAD Challenge: Day 3

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, write a musical act or artist poem.

    Believe it or not, today is one of the more important days of the April Poem-A-Day Challenge. While each day is a new challenge, I’ve found that most poets who make it through the first three days of prompts have the best chances of still being here at the end of the month. So let’s write a poem!

    For today’s prompt, pick a musical act or artist and either make that the title of your poem or incorporate into the title of your poem; then, write your poem. Possible titles might be: “Michael Jackson,” “Olivia Rodrigo,” “the Beatles,” “Guided by Voices at Austin City Limits,” “Watching a Movie With Elton John,” or “Eating Ice Cream With Dr. Dre.” Have fun with it!

    Remember: These prompts are springboards to creativity. Use them to expand your possibilities, not limit them.

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn Look at the Sky

     

     

    NaPoWrMo Prompt

    the Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    AV version the Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    Death to All Humans

    The Parliament of Animals met one day in a secret undisclosed location as they were under constant surveillance by the human CIA and others who wanted to disrupt the parliament’s work.

    the wise owl presided. He read the charges

     

    “We are assembled here to judge the actions of the human race. the human race is being charged with

    crimes against nature,

    destruction of the environment,

    mass murder,

    enslavement of animals,

    mutilation of animals,

    and violation of Gaia’s basic commandments to preserve the environment for all animals including humans.

    Speaking for the prosecution will be the Tiger and Lions, speaking for the defense with the domestic cats and dogs. We have in the room ten men and women who are representative of the human race.

    The parliament can make any recommendation to remedy the situation including the death penalty, exile, or reparations. All animals will be required to conduct these recommendations.”

    “Okay, Mr. Tiger first we will ask the humans how they plead.” “

     

    Humans. You have been charged with the following crimes.

    crimes against nature,

    destruction of the environment,

    mass murder,

    enslavement of animals,

    mutilation of animals,

    and violation of Gaia’s basic commandments to preserve the environment for all animals including humans.

    How do you plead?

     

    Sam Adams, the lawyer for the humans, responded,

     

    “Not guilty your honor for these charges except for eating animals which we contend is part of the natural order of the world and many if not most of you are guilty of the same charge.”

    “Clarification – your basic argument is that everyone eats animals, so humans are not guilty

    “ “Yes, that is correct, your honor.” “

     

    Okay, Mr. Tiger, you’re opening.” “Okay. The facts are clear. For thousands of years until the Industrial Revolution humans had a little mass impact on the overall environment. Ever since then all animals have been impacted and my species has been hunted to extinction for the greed of humans who have not eaten tiger meat. The predator class, including bears, coyotes, feral dogs, lions, tigers, and wolves have been fighting back against the predation of humans, but we are losing. And if we don’t do anything within 10 years, there won’t be any tigers or other big predators left in the wild. And the natural order of things would be controlled by the evil, selfish humans who don’t give a damn about their fellow creatures. Therefore, we are proposing that 95% of humans must be killed. The remaining humans will be allowed to live as our slaves It is only fair. That is my request to the parliament of animals. Death to humans!”

    The crowd rose and chanted “Death to all humans” until the owl ruled that they must not disrupt the proceedings.

     

    The owl turned to the cat and and dog for their defense. the dog responded, “

     

    Humans and dogs have been partners, and we know humans more than any of you. Humans are capable of great kindness, and compassion and we maintain they are not fundamentally evil. And then they can be redeemed through education and through. Campaign to reform human thought. I think we should give humans a second chance.”

     

    the owl motioned to the dog

    “I concur with Brother Cat. Humans are okay and we like them they are our friends, although they should be found not guilty because of insanity.”

    The owl said he was ready for his verdict.

     

    “Death to 95 percent of humans, and enslavement of the rest, but we will allow 50,000 to immigrate to the Moon and Mars. I will meet with the UN to give them the decree.

    Once that is published all animals must rise up and kill all humans on sight. This suspends the parliament of animals. Death to all humans.” The word went out animals rose all over the world and the reign of human tyranny ended within a year.

     

    AI Version The Parliament of Animals

    In the clandestine chambers of the Parliament of Animals, where shadows danced and secrets whispered, the wise owl presided. Under the ever-watchful gaze of human surveillance, the charges were read aloud:

    “We are assembled here to judge the actions of the human race. The human race stands accused of crimes against nature, destruction of the environment, mass murder, enslavement of animals, mutilation of animals, and violation of Gaia’s sacred commandments. Speaking for the prosecution are the Tigers and Lions; for the defense, the domestic cats and dogs. Ten representatives of humanity sit in this room. The parliament holds the power to recommend remedies: death penalty, exile, or reparations. All animals shall be bound by these decisions.”

    The Tiger, his golden eyes ablaze, addressed the humans, “How do you plead?”

    The humans, their faces etched with defiance, stood before the assembly. Sam Adams, their lawyer, stepped forward, his voice unwavering, “Not guilty, Your Honor. Except for eating animals—a primal act woven into our existence—we maintain our innocence. It is the natural order, and many among you, my fellow creatures, partake in this ancient feast.”

    The room buzzed with tension. The wise owl blinked, feathers rustling. The verdict hung in the air, suspended between judgment and mercy. The fate of humanity rested on the scales of justice, balanced precariously.

    And so, the Parliament of Animals convened, weaving threads of fate, pondering the sins of bipeds, and deciding whether to condemn or absolve. In this surreal courtroom, where the boundaries blurred and the moon bore witness, the world awaited its reckoning.

     

    Last but not least, here’s our prompt for the day – optional, as always. Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a surreal prose poem. For inspiration, check out Franz Kafka’s collection of short parables (my favorite is “The Green Dragon”).

    Franz Kafka

    Illustrated byAimee Pong

    An Imperial Message

    Pekin and the Emperor

    The News of the Building of the Wall: A Fragment

    The Great Wall and the Tower of Babel

    The Building of the Temple

    Prometheus

    Poseidon

    The Sirens

    The New Attorney

    The Building of a City

    The Imperial Colonel

    The Green Dragon

    The Tiger

    The Truth About Sancho Panza

    Robinson Crusoe

    My Destination

     

    April 4

    PSH

    Writers Digest

    Writing Com Dew Drop In

    NaPoWriMo

    April 5th

    PSH

    Writers Digest

    Writing Com Dew Drop In

    NaPoWriMo

    PSH The Cosmic Dog from Goa

     

    My final time with God

    Happened a year latter

    I was staying down in Goa

    With my wife

     

    Enjoying being with her

    After our reconciliation

    We stayed at the Taj Mahal Goa

    Living like Kings and Queen

     

    Just for a few days

    High up on a hill

    Overlooking the beach

     

    Every morning I went down to the beach

    And did yoga by the water

    While contemplating life

     

    And every morning

    I saw the same dog

     

    Not just a dog

    But a cosmic dog

    Filled with the divine spark of God

     

    And the dog recognized me

    And spoke to me and I knew

    That God was present once more

    In the face of the that cosmic dog

     

    Kindred spirit

    perhaps to the cosmic cat

    that had save my soul

    in Berkeley so long ago

     

    I told the dog everything

    And he just looked at me

    With those soulful eyes of his

    And I knew he knew that I knew

    That he was possessed by God

     

    God had sent him to me

    To make sure that I was on the right path

     

    That the reconciliation that God had promoted

    Was on track that I was back with my wife

    And that everything was the way it should be

     

    Again, I asked God whether he was Jesus or Allah

    Or Brahmin or Ganesh or Buddha

     

    God the cosmic dog just stared at me

    I finally asked him directly

     

    Say if you are God the God of Jesus

    Bark once

     

    The Dog looked at me and barked

     

    I said well if you are Allah bark twice

    The dog barked twice

     

    Well are you buddha then bark three times if yes

    The god dog barked three times

     

    Hmm well are you Satan

    The dog growled at me

    And I knew I had gone too far

     

    Finally, I was at peace

    And for the next three days

     

    The God Dog was my constant companion

    And I knew God for the final time

    In my life

     

    Writer’s DIgest  Tell Me No Lies

     

    Tell me no lies

    My dear

    and I will tell you

    no lies too.

     

    But every word

    I say

    could be a lie.

     

    you never know

    what is true

    and what is a lie.

     

    So tell me no more lies

    and I will tell you the truth

    if you can handle it.

    April 4

    PSH

    WD

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    NaPoWrMo

     

    April 5

    PSH

    WD

    WC Dew Drop Inn Make Baseball Great Again!

    NaPoWrMo Only in SF

    It is time

    to make American baseball

    Great again

     

    starting with creating a worldwide

    baseball competition

    with each season

    with the national champions

     

    competing in a World Cup World Series

    with the final round pitting the

    North American Champions

    against the winners of Africa,

    Asian, Europe, and South America

     

    with the final rounds

    best of seven

    always held in the U.S.

     

    The other things to do

    include rapid expansion plans

     

    including the MLB teams

    adopting local schools and colleges

    fully funding baseball programs

    and only hiring college graduates.

    as players.

     

    and making tickets affordable

    no more than ten dollars per game!

     

    if they do this,

    we can make baseball

    once again the best sport

    in the U.S.

     

    Let’s all join together

    to make baseball great again!

    NaPoWrMo Only In SF

     

     

     

     

    Tiny, the Jamaican

    was a  big  6’5 reggae Rasta man,

    sprouting long black and purple dreadlocks

    and a purple mohawk

     

    wearing a black leather jacket

    with weed logos on it,

    played guitar in the SF Reggae Kings.

     

    A big Three Stooges fan,

    Named his four pets,

    “Shemp” the cat,

    “Moe” the dog,

    Curly” the mouse,

    and Curly Joe, the Vietnamese pig.

     

    The four amigos got along famously

    They lived in an apartment

    in the western addiction,

    off of Geary,

    in a rapidly gentrifying part of the city

     

     

    One day, Shemp said to Moe

     

    “Moe, I have a question for you,

    and I want an honest answer,

    none of your canine BS answer.

    You know us cats are straight shooters.”

     

    “Okay,  my cat brother. Shoot.”

     

    “Well, I understand that

    cats, dogs, mice, and pigs

    are natural born enemies,

     

    How come we get along?

    And you get along

    with Curly and Curly Joe?”

     

    “Good question.

     

    “First, when we met

    I hated you all

    and you were afraid

     

    I might eat you in your sleep

    and the thought

    crossed my mind.

     

    But over time

    I mellowed out

    and realized

     

    we were all a band of brothers

    living in this house.

     

    I think it

    also has something to do

    with the cloud of weed

    in the air

     

    and the chill  deep house

    reggae  peace and love

    vibes in the house.”

     

    “cool.

     

    “Good answer.

     

    I too think of you

    all as my brothers.”

     

    “You know what I like the most?”

    Our nightly walk

    when Tiny, Tina, and Linda

    take us out

    and we put on our show.

     

    You know Curly Joe

    letting you ride on him,

    and I ride on you

    and Curly

    sits on my head

     

    to complete the show

    as we freak out the tourists

    good citizens, and outlaws

     

    who constantly take pictures

    saying to themselves

     

    “Only in SF”.

     

    And you know

    They are right.

    Only in SF.

     

    Let’s keep SF weird.”

     

    Tiny came in

    and they all went

    for their walk.

     

     

    April 1

    Ode to Durian

    The infamous durian fruit is a strange phenomenon.
    Common in China, Southeast Asia, and India,
    and in Chinese, Southeast Asian, and Indian diaspora communities,

    It has such a powerful sour smell, that it is banned in airline cabins.

    first ate Durian in a rural town in Central Thailand

    my hasher friends dared me to eat it

    it was horrible at first the smell
    But if you can get beyond
    The awful, dirty socks, rotten, sour smell,
    The taste is pure heaven,
    Proof perhaps that God has a sense of humor?

     

    Sour

     

     

    April 1, 2024: Poetry Writing Prompt from Suzanne Lummis

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Suzanne Lummis:

    Evolve a poem that involves an exotic fruit, one fruit, and a town you’ve never visited, or else have distant memories of.  The poem does not have to be About the fruit. It probably should Not be about the fruit. No one gives a fig about a fruit. But the fruit makes an Appearance. Extra points if it’s a Pomegranate.  No need to mention Persephone, but if you do… It better be something we don’t already know.
    A Mango would also be good.
    No Oranges.
    Nothing personal against them, but that’s another poem. And Gary Soto wrote it.
    Don’t forget about the Town.

    If you write a poem from this prompt, post it as a comment underneath the prompt in the Poetry Super Highway Facebook Group.

    #napowrimo #poetry

    Writer’s Digest

    Optimistic Laturnae (CC FS)

    life

    more love

    with my wife

    standing by me

    love

     

    The lanturne is a five-line verse shaped like a Japanese lantern with a syllabic pattern of one, two, three, four, one.

     

    March 31 warm Up

     

    Easter Bunny Warning

     

    The Easter Bunny

    Had a warning

    He was tired

    Of being played the fool.

     

    Tired of being associated

    With low-life fake Christians

    Proclaiming that Donald Trump

    Is the next messiah.

     

    The Easter Bunny said,

     

    “Donald Trump

    Ain’t no Christian

    He ain’t no friend of mine.

     

    He is the antichrist

    The poster child

    For the seven deadly sins”.

     

    Donald Trump denounced

    The Easter Bunny.

     

    Saying on Truth Social,

     

    “The Easter Bunny is nothing

    But a  low-life wanna-be thug,

    A real loser!

    An anti-fa, anti-American, BLM, communist, fascist

    Radical left-wing Marxist vermin thug,

    Part of the woke crowd,

    That is ruining our once-great country.

    That needs a Second Amendment remedy.

     

     

     

    April 1—Be a fool in a poem!

     

    Sarangpabo – Korean Love Fool for You

    When I first saw you

    In my dreams.

     

    You were the most beautiful woman

    In the world to me

    And still are.

     

    When you looked at me

    With love blazing

    From your dark brown

    Goo-goo eyes.

     

    sparks flew from heart to heart

    (이심초심ishimchomshim)

     

    You hynotized, messemeried me

    Your love mojo working overtime

    Turning me into nothing but

    A 사랑 바보Sarang pabo (love fool).

     

    Eight years later

    You walked off that bus

    Into my life,

     

    Becoming

    my wife,

    My soul mate.

     

    And yes,

    I am still

    your 사랑 바보Sarang pabo.

     

    And will remain under

    Your love spell

    Until the day I die.

     

    Translation into Korean (rough AI Version)

     

    Certainly! Here’s the English text followed by the Hangul and Romanized script line by line:

    English:

    When I first saw you

    In my dreams.

     

    You were the most beautiful woman

    In the world to me

    And still are.

     

    When you looked at me

    With love blazing

    From your dark brown

    Goo-goo eyes.

     

    Sparks flew from heart to heart

    (이심초심 ishimchomshim)

     

    You hypnotized, mesmerized me

    Your love mojo working overtime

    Turning me into nothing but

    A 사랑 바보 Sarang pabo (love fool).

     

    Eight years later

    You walked off that bus

    Into my life,

     

    Becoming

    My wife,

    My soul mate.

     

    And yes,

    I am still

    Your 사랑 바보 Sarang pabo.

     

    And will remain under

    Your love spell

    Until the day I die.

    Hangul:

    처음 너를 보았을 때

    꿈 속에서.

     

    넌 세상에서 가장 아름다운 여자였어

    내게

    그리고 지금도 그런 너.

     

    네가 나를 보며

    사랑이 눈부시게

    네 어두운 갈색 눈에서

    불타오르는 모습.

     

    마음에서 마음으로 불꽃이 튀었어

    (이심초심 ishimchomshim)

     

    넌 나를 최면에 걸었고, 날 사로잡았어

    네 사랑의 마법이 야근을 하며

    나를 사랑 바보로 만들었어.

     

    8년 뒤

    넌 그 버스에서 내게 다가왔어

    내 삶 속으로,

     

    내 아내가 되며,

    내 영혼의 동반자가 되었어.

     

    그리고 맞아,

    나는 여전히

    네 사랑 바보야.

     

    네 사랑 주문 아래에

    내가 죽을 때까지.

    Romanized Script:

    Cheoeum neoreul boasseul ttae

    Kkum sogeseo.

     

    Neon sesangeseo gajang areumdaun yeoja-eosseo

    Naege

    Geurigo jigeumdo geureon neo.

     

    Nega nareul bomyeo

    Salangi nunbusige

    Ne eoduun galssaek nun-eseo

    Bultao-reuneun moseup.

     

    Ma-eumeseo ma-eum-euro bulkkoch-i twieosseosseo

    (이심초심 ishimchomshim)

     

    Neon nareul choemyeon-e geol-eoss-eo, nal salojab-ass-eo

    Ne salang-ui mabeob-i yageun-eul hamyeo

    Naleul salang babo-lo mandeul-eoss-eo.

     

    8nyeon dwi

    Neon geu beoseueseo naege dag-awass-eo

    Nae salm sog-eulo,

     

    Nae anae-ga doemyeon,

    Nae yeonghon-ui dongbanja-ga doeeoss-eo.

     

    Geuligo maj-a,

    Naneun yeojeonhi

    Ne salang babo-ya.

     

    Ne salang jumun alae-e

    Naega jugeul ttaekkaji.

     

     

    April 2 Prompt

    PSH The Words of the Year 1955 PSH

    WD Sad and happy days

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    NaPoWrMo  Springtime Flowers Blooming Love

     

    PSH prompt The Words of the Year 1955 1955 Words

     

    Title: The Words of the Year 1955 PSH

     

    According to

    Meriam Webster’s new tool

    Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster: Words from 1955

     

    1955 my birth year

    Started with many words

     

     

    Some of the prompt words that struck

    My fancy include the following

     

    Oddly we are still talking

    About many of these words

    In 2024

     

    There are hidden agendas

    All around us

     

    If you write a poem from this prompt, post it as a comment underneath the prompt in the Poetry Super Highway Facebook Group.

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by D.L. Lang:

    Use the Merriam-Webster website’s time travel feature, pick a year, and use those words in a poem.

    1955

     

     

    PSH

    WD Sad and happy days

     

    NaPoWrMo

    WC Dew Drop In

     

    Sad and happy days

     

    every day I wake up

    at dawn

    and drink a cup

    of snarling hot  coffee.

     

    writing my daily poems

    including this one

    and my journals.

     

    while half listening

    to the idiots on TV

    blathering on and on.

     

    when I pay attention

    to their drivel,

     

    I became increasingly sad,.

    even mad,

    and feel real bad

     

    I turn off the boob tube.

    turn off the news.

    and play me some old-school blues.

     

    when my wife walks into the room

    with love blazing from her eyes,

    she chases away the lingering blues.

     

    and I feel my happiness

    returning to me.

     

    and know as long

    as we have other

    everything will be Jake

     

    and I will be at peace

    with my world.

    2024 April PAD Challenge: Day 2

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, we have our first two-for-Tuesday prompt.

    For today’s prompt, we have our first two-for-Tuesday prompt, which means you get two prompts. You can write to one of the prompts, both the prompts separately, or try to write a poem that works with both prompts at the same time. The prompts are:

    Write a happy poem, and/or…

    Write a sad poem.

    Two sides of the same emotional coin.

    NaPoWrMo

     

    It Can’t Happen Here

    was a prescient look

    at the rise of Christian Fascism

    in the United States

     

    Set in the later 1930s

    It looked at the rise

     

    of a Christain Fascist dictator

    modeled after Charles Lindbergh

    and his American First movement

     

    who with the support

    of the American Bund

     

    and other pro-fascist forces

    mounted a spirited third-party

    effort to become President

    amid the suffering of the Great Depression

    promising to keep us out of the war

     

    and ally with the fascists in Europe

    against the evil communist

    Godless menace of Stalin.

     

    “American Fascism came

    wrapped in the flag

    and carrying a Christian flag”

     

    Although it was not successful

    it probably kept us out of World War 11

    longer than we should have

     

    there are so many parallels

    to modern Trump and post Trumpian

    MAGA movement

     

    which is a modern alt. right

    explicit Christian Fascist movement

    that openly admires

     

    the right-wing autocrats

    in Hungary, Türkiye

    and Putin’s Russia

     

    hoping to turn the U.S.

    into a Christian Fascist one-party state

    run by Donald Trump

    and his acolytes

     

    with millions rounded up

    subject to deportation

    with dissent outlaw

    the deep state tamed

     

    the media sold off

    to regime supporters

    and the late-night TV comics

    defanged

     

    No more Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimble

    John Stewart and SNL

    replaced by right-wing comic hacks

    shilling for the great leader

     

    while the book did not happen

    and Philips Roth’s Plot Against America

     

    the warning that it could happen here

    is more relevant than ever

    as Trump and Biden are in a dead heat

     

    I am optimistic that Trump will not prevail

    this time around

    but I worry about all the potential Trump

    wanna be politicians out there

     

    who promise to Make America Great Again

    by returning to the 1890’s

    when they claim the U.S. went down

    the wrong path

     

    when white men ruled the world

    minorities knew their place

    Women were second-class citizens

    the LGBTQ community in the closet

    their very existence illegal

     

    with a twist

    Christian Fascism

    the new ruling ideology

    underpinning the latest

    illiberal democracy

    Posted on Https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

     

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn

     

    Springtime Flowers Blooming Love

     

    Springtime in Korea

    walking down the world peace forest

    near the international airport in Incheon

    with the love of my life by my side.

     

    Enjoying the Flowering Trees

    The snowing apple trees, cherry blossoms

    pear blossoms. the purple azaleas, the anemone,

    the buttercups, the daffodils, the magnolia,

    the  scotch bloom, the tulips,

    the wildflowers in the field.

     

    the fragrance of love in the air

    Life is great.

     

     

    April 3 Poems

     

    PSH 1

    Berkelely Mad Pyscotic Pineapple Burns Sonnet

    PSH 2 AI Version traditional Sonnet

    WD  My Musical Street

    WC Dew Drop Inn

    NaPoWrMo

     

    Berkelely Mad Pyscotic Pineapple Burns Sonnet

     

    the Berkeley mad pyscotic pineapple.

    was an underground Berkeley icon.

    the pineapple said, “Bad Luck comes in Three.”

    last night he smoked a joint and went for a walk.

    the pineapple dude encountered a cat,

    not just a cat but a cosmic black cat.

    and the cat was riding on a dog,

    and a mouse was riding on the cat,

    the pineapple was amused to see this,

    I told him only in the SF Bay area,

    thinking back to when I was eight.

    and wished I had a cosmic cat.

    I would have made such a cacophony.

    the cosmic cat was still my secret friend.

     

    The Burns Sonnet is a Shakespearian sonnet but it does not follow traditional meter or rhyme

     

    Please convert the previous text into a traditional sonnet using most of these words in line 13 must use the word cacophony and follow the following criterion

    1 inner life of pineapple

    2 berkeley fate

    3 bad luck comes in three

    4last night went for a walk

    5-8 line five to eight two animals meet someone unusual

    9 10 wish for the pineapple

    11 12 what did I wish for when your eight

    13-14  hullabaloo, ragamuffin, hooferaw, scoundreles cacophony and discuss a secret something is hidden or something no one else knows

     

    AI Version

     

    AI version Title: “The Cosmic Cat”

    The Berkeley mad, psychotic pineapple,

    An underground icon in the streets of Berkeley,

    Whispered, “Bad Luck comes in Three,” so cynical,

    Last night, he wandered, joints ablaze, unwary.

    Encountering a cat, not mere feline grace,

    But cosmic blackness riding on a dog,

    A mouse perched high, a curious embrace,

    In SF Bay’s odd realm, where dreams may jog.

    Oh, how I wished when I was merely eight,

    For a cosmic cat, a secret friend concealed,

    To stir a hullabaloo, a wild debate,

    A ragamuffin dance, a truth revealed.

    In hooferaw and scoundrel’s cacophony,

    The pineapple’s fate intertwined with glee. 🍍🌌

     

     

    Writer’s Digest Our Musical Street

     

    30 lines

    I grew up
    In a very creative time
    a very musical time.

    The 60’s had the best music
    Motown ruled the Bay Area
    As well as Great rock music

    Acid jazz
    Acid Rock
    Fusion Jazz
    The Grateful Dead
    Mamas and the Papas
    Jefferson Airplane
    Jimmy Hendrix
    last high school
    was Berkeley High School
    Santana

    And so many others

    The best funk band
    Of them all

    Tower of Power
    Beloved by all
    High school students.

    For their immortal classic
    Make out song
    You’re still a Young Man.

    wonder how many people

    fell in love slow dancing

    to this song

     

    how many babies

    were conceived?

    Tower of Power rocked
    Every party in town
    On every street.

    Music flowed.
    On every musical street
    In the city.

    That was Berkeley
    In the 60’s and 70’s.

    Please use the following as the Title of your story or poem:

    “Our Musical Street”

    Please select “Music” as one of your genres.

    Tower of Power is an American R&B and funk-based band and horn section, originating in Oakland, California, that has been performing since 1968. The band has had several lead vocalists, the best known being Lenny Williams, who fronted the band between early 1973 and late 1974, the period of their greatest commercial success1. They have had eight songs on the Billboard Hot 100; their highest-charting songs include “You’re Still a Young Man”, “So Very Hard to Go”, “What Is Hip?”, and “Don’t Change Horses (in the Middle of a Stream)”1.

    The band was formed by tenor saxophonist/vocalist Emilio Castillo and baritone saxophonist Stephen “Doc” Kupka in 19681. The band’s soul sound appealed to both minority and counterculture listeners1. The band’s name was changed to Tower of Power after they agreed that their original name, The Mots, would not help them play at Bill Graham’s Fillmore Auditorium in San Francisco1.
    Tower of Power has released 31 albums, including 15 studio albums, 5 live albums, and 11 compilations1. Their most recent album, “Step Up”, was released in 20202.

    Here is a list of some of their most popular songs:

    “You’re Still a Young Man”
    “So Very Hard to Go”
    “What Is Hip?”
    “Don’t Change Horses (in the Middle of a Stream)”
    “Soul Vaccination”
    “This Time It’s Real”
    “Time Will Tell”
    “Only So Much Oil in the Ground”

    If you’re interested in listening to their music, you can check out their official website2.

     

    Bump City

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Bump City
    Studio album by

    Released May 1972
    Recorded 1971-1972
    Studio Trans Maximus Inc. Recording Studios, Memphis, Tennessee
    Genre Soulfunk
    Length 35:52
    Label Warner Bros. Records
    Producer Ron Capone, Tower of Power
    Tower of Power chronology
    East Bay Grease
    (1970)
    Bump City
    (1972)
    Tower of Power
    (1973)

    Bump City is the second album by the soul/funk group Tower of Power. The album cover is derived from a sketch by David Garibaldi.[citation needed] It’s also their first album for Warner Bros. Records. With Rufus Miller now gone, Rick Stevens took the reins as the sole lead vocalist for this album.

    Professional ratings
    Review scores
    Source Rating
    Allmusic  [1]
    Christgau’s Record Guide C[2]

    Track listing[edit]

    All songs written by Emilio Castillo and Stephen “Doc” Kupka unless otherwise noted.

    1. “You Got to Funkifize” – 4:31
    2. “What Happened to the World That Day?” – 4:11
    3. “Flash in the Pan” – 3:34
    4. “Gone (in Memory of Jacqueline Mesquite)” (Greg Adams, Skip Mesquite) – 3:41
    5. “You Strike My Main Nerve” (Kupka, Castillo, L. Williams, L. Gordon) – 2:52
    6. “Down to the Nightclub” (Kupka, Castillo, David Garibaldi) – 2:43
    7. “You’re Still a Young Man” – 5:35
    8. “Skating on Thin Ice” – 3:48
    9. “Of the Earth” – 4:30

    Personnel[edit]

    • Rick Stevens – lead vocals
    • Skip Mesquite – first tenor saxophone, flute, vocals (lead on “Gone”)
    • Emilio Castillo – second tenor saxophone, vocals
    • Greg Adams – trumpet, flugelhorn (solo on “Gone”), French horn, piano (on “Gone”), vocals[3]
    • Stephen “Doc” Kupka – baritone saxophone, vocals
    • Mic Gillette – trumpet, trombone, French horn, vocals
    • Willie James Fulton – guitar, vocals
    • David Garibaldi – drums
    • Francis Rocco Prestia – bass
    • Brent Byars – conga drums, vocals
    • Jay Spell – piano (on “What Happened to the World That Day”, “You’re Still a Young Man” and “Of the Earth”)
    • Memphis Strings – arranged and conducted by Greg Adams on “What Happened to the World That Day?”, “You’re Still a Young Man” and “Of the Earth”
    Technical

    Charts[edit]

    Albums – Billboard (United States) [4]

    Year Chart Position
    1972 The Billboard 200 85
    1972 R&B Albums 16

    Singles – Billboard (United States) [5][6]

    Year Single Chart Position
    1972 “You’re Still A Young Man” The Billboard Hot 100 29
    1972 “You’re Still A Young Man” R&B Singles 24
    1972 “Down To The Nightclub” The Billboard Hot 100 66

     

    2024 April PAD Challenge: Day 3

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2024 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, write a musical act or artist poem.

    Believe it or not, today is one of the more important days of the April Poem-A-Day Challenge. While each day is a new challenge, I’ve found that most poets who make it through the first three days of prompts have the best chances of still being here at the end of the month. So let’s write a poem!

    For today’s prompt, pick a musical act or artist and either make that the title of your poem or incorporate into the title of your poem; then, write your poem. Possible titles might be: “Michael Jackson,” “Olivia Rodrigo,” “the Beatles,” “Guided by Voices at Austin City Limits,” “Watching a Movie With Elton John,” or “Eating Ice Cream With Dr. Dre.” Have fun with it!

    Remember: These prompts are springboards to creativity. Use them to expand your possibilities, not limit them.

    NaPoWrMo Prompt

    the Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    AV version the Parliament of Owls Decree Death to All Humans

    Death to All Humans

    The Parliament of Animals met one day in a secret undisclosed location as they were under constant surveillance by the human CIA and others who wanted to disrupt the parliament’s work.

    the wise owl presided. He read the charges

    “We are assembled here to judge the actions of the human race. the human race is being charged with

    crimes against nature,

    destruction of the environment,

    mass murder,

    enslavement of animals,

    mutilation of animals,

    and violation of Gaia’s basic commandments to preserve the environment for all animals including humans.

    Speaking for the prosecution will be the Tiger and Lions, speaking for the defense with the domestic cats and dogs. We have in the room ten men and women who are representative of the human race.

    The parliament can make any recommendation to remedy the situation including the death penalty, exile, or reparations. All animals will be required to conduct these recommendations.”

    “Okay, Mr. Tiger first we will ask the humans how they plead.” “

    Humans. You have been charged with the following crimes.

     

    crimes against nature,

    destruction of the environment,

    mass murder,

    enslavement of animals,

    mutilation of animals,

    and violation of Gaia’s basic commandments to preserve the environment for all animals including humans.

    How do you plead?

     

    Sam Adams, the lawyer for the humans, responded,

    “Not guilty your honor for these charges except for eating animals which we contend is part of the natural order of the world and many if not most of you are guilty of the same charge.”

    “Clarification – your basic argument is that everyone eats animals, so humans are not guilty

    “ “Yes, that is correct, your honor.” “

    Okay, Mr. Tiger, your opening.”

    “Okay. The facts are clear. For thousands of years until the Industrial Revolution humans had a little mass impact on the overall environment. Ever since then all animals have been impacted and my species has been hunted to extinction for the greed of humans who have not eaten tiger meat. The predator class, including bears, coyotes, feral dogs, lions, tigers, and wolves have been fighting back against the predation of humans, but we are losing. And if we don’t do anything within 10 years, there won’t be any tigers or other big predators left in the wild. And the natural order of things would be controlled by the evil, selfish humans who don’t give a damn about their fellow creatures. Therefore, we are proposing that 95% of humans must be killed. The remaining humans will be allowed to live as our slaves It is only fair. That is my request to the parliament of animals. Death to humans!”

    The crowd rose and chanted “Death to all humans” until the owl ruled that they must not disrupt the proceedings.

    The owl turned to the cat and and dog for their defense. the  Cat responded, “

    “ Humans are okay and we like them they are our friends, although they should be found not guilty because of insanity.”

    the owl motioned to the dog, who responded,

    “Humans and dogs have been partners, and we know humans more than any of you. Humans are capable of great kindness, and compassion and we maintain they are not fundamentally evil. And then they can be redeemed through education and through. Campaign to reform human thought. I think we should give humans a second chance.”

    The owl said he was ready for his verdict.

    “Death to 95 percent of humans, and enslavement of the rest, but we will allow 50,000 to immigrate to the Moon and Mars. I will meet with the UN to give them the decree.

    Once that is published all animals must rise up and kill all humans on sight. This suspends the parliament of animals. Death to all humans.” The word went out animals rose all over the world and the reign of human tyranny ended within a year.

    AI Version The Parliament of Animals

    In the clandestine chambers of the Parliament of Animals, where shadows danced and secrets whispered, the wise owl presided. Under the ever-watchful gaze of human surveillance, the charges were read aloud:

    “We are assembled here to judge the actions of the human race. The human race stands accused of crimes against nature, destruction of the environment, mass murder, enslavement of animals, mutilation of animals, and violation of Gaia’s sacred commandments. Speaking for the prosecution are the Tigers and Lions; for the defense, the domestic cats and dogs. Ten representatives of humanity sit in this room. The parliament holds the power to recommend remedies: death penalty, exile, or reparations. All animals shall be bound by these decisions.”

    The Tiger, his golden eyes ablaze, addressed the humans, “How do you plead?”

    The humans, their faces etched with defiance, stood before the assembly. Sam Adams, their lawyer, stepped forward, his voice unwavering, “Not guilty, Your Honor. Except for eating animals—a primal act woven into our existence—we maintain our innocence. It is the natural order, and many among you, my fellow creatures, partake in this ancient feast.”

    The room buzzed with tension. The wise owl blinked, feathers rustling. The verdict hung in the air, suspended between judgment and mercy. The fate of humanity rested on the scales of justice, balanced precariously.

    And so, the Parliament of Animals convened, weaving threads of fate, pondering the sins of bipeds, and deciding whether to condemn or absolve. In this surreal courtroom, where the boundaries blurred and the moon bore witness, the world awaited its reckoning.

    Last but not least, here’s our prompt for the day – optional, as always. Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a surreal prose poem. For inspiration, check out Franz Kafka’s collection of short parables (my favorite is “The Green Dragon”).

    Franz Kafka

    Illustrated byAimee Pong

    An Imperial Message

    Pekin and the Emperor

    The News of the Building of the Wall: A Fragment

    The Great Wall and the Tower of Babel

    The Building of the Temple

    Prometheus

    Poseidon

    The Sirens

    The New Attorney

    The Building of a City

    The Imperial Colonel

    The Green Dragon

    The Tiger

    The Truth About Sancho Panza

    Robinson Crusoe

    My Destination

     

    April 3—Look at the sky!

    One day the world woke up

    To the impending end

    As a new asteroid.

     

    Quickly dubbed

    The doomsday asteroid

    Headed to Earth.

     

    Everyone looked up

    At the doomsday asteroid

    As the world scrambled

    To send space missiles

    To blow it away.

     

    Brazilians, Chinese, the EU, Koreans, Japanese, Iraqis,

    Iranians UAE, Israel,. Indians, Pakistanis,  Russians,  Saudis,

    South Africans, Russians, and Ukrainians.

     

    50 nations all joined the IPDF.

    Including to everyone’s surprise

    The elusive enigmatic North Koreans.

     

    All join together under a newly formed.

    International Planetary Defense Force

    Under the auspices of the UN.

     

    NASA provided the executive leadership

    The others all provided parts of the ship,

    The software, hardware, and nuclear bombs.

     

    The ship would be unmanned

    And was launched worldwide

    Interest as everyone watched

    Hoping for the best.

     

    The bombs worked

    The asteroid was blown away

    With only some minor  damage

     

    The IPDF vowed to remain ever-vigilant

    And fully funded, with a new mission.

     

    Setting up permanent space colonies

    In space stations, the moon, Mars,

    The moons of Jupiter and Saturn.

     

    Vowing to have them set up by 2030!

    Using the latest AI-generated research.

     

    The goal to have over 50,000 people

    Living and working off the planet.

     

    One of the rare international ventures

    That survived the new multi-power

    Global great power conflicts.

     

    April 4

     PSH  Love Expressed Through Food

     

    WD  Mistake Poem – Don’t Make a Mistake, Vote For Jake

    WC Dew Drop In Ending Shaving in Retirement

    NaPoWriMo

    It Can’t Happen Here

    PSH Love Expressed Through Food

     

     

     

     

     

    My love loves to cook

    Delicious food on the stove

    Cooking up a storm

    All to express her love for me

    Showing her deep emotion

    Though the food she cooks up

     

    We met in a dream

    And I recall that dream

    Whenever I eat her delicious food

     

    It was love at first sight

    Our love deepend through her food

    Looking at her with lust in my heart

    As I taste every inch of her

    Smelling her as we make love

     

     

    Love                                               Stove

    emotion                                         cook

    dreams                                           food 

    attraction                                        eat  

    Lust                                                 taste

    sex                                                Smell

     

    Writing Prompt from Jon Wesick

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Jon Wesick:

    The Assembly Line of Surprise

    Step 1 – Choose a subject to write about. This should probably be something about being human such as a mental state, emotion, or social issue. Often this is abstract.

    Love

    Step 2 – Choose an object to compare it to. It’s best if this is something very different than in step 1. Concrete things like machinery give good imagery. The more outrageous the better. Congratulations! You’ve just created a metaphor.

    Stove

    Step 3 – Make two columns on a piece of paper. List the parts of the subject step 1 in the first column and the parts of the item in step 2 in the second.

    Love                                               Stove

    emotion                                         cook

    dreams                                           food 

    attraction                                        eat  

    Lust                                                 taste

    sex                                                Smell

     

    Step 4 – Map items in each column to those in the other. Choose the most interesting mappings. These will be phrases in your poem.

    Step 5 – Put these phrases together into a poem.

    Let’s “cook up” an example. Steps 1 and 2 – Compare despair to a microwave oven

    Step 3 – Table.

    Despair Microwave Oven
    Fatigue Klystron
    Sleeplessness Turntable
    Irritability Browning dish
    Emptiness Observation window
    Loss of libido Control panel
    Gloom Timer
    Despondency Defrost function
    Hopelessness Auto cook menu
    Futility Number pad
    Start/stop button
    Tomato sauce caked on walls
    Sparking when tin foil inside

    Step 4 – I’d map sleeplessness to dried tomato sauce, irritability to sparking, and libido to the defrost function.

    Step 5 – Put mapping into a poem.

    Writers DIgest Mistake Poem “Don’t Make a Mistake Vote for Jake”

     

    I should have run for office

    I would have a perfect slogn

     

    Rifting on the word mistake

    Rhyming it with my name Jake.

    In a old “Burma shave style

    Cowboy poetry poem..

     

    Don’t make a mistake

    Vote for Jake

     

    He is so awake

    Don’t brake

    Don’t use your emergency brake

    Everything’s Jake. ‘

    Just  Vote for Jake

     

    He ain’t no fake

    He’s no flake

    He ain’t on the make

    Just vote for Jake

     

    He’s aint no rake

    He ain’t no rattle snake

    He ain’t no common snake

    He ain’t on the take.

    Just vote for Jake

     

    Take a tea break.

    Don’t have a cluster headache,

    Don’t have a sinus headache.

    Just vote for Jake

     

    Make a political earthquake

    Don’t Shake

    Take a stake.

    Just Vote for Jake.

     

    For today’s prompt, write a mistake poem. Everyone makes mistakes. Yes, even that person standing in the corner shaking their head to the contrary. And even those people who don’t admit to making mistakes have seen others make them. So whether it’s the mistakes you’ve made, witnessed in others, etc., write a poem about it today.

    BUT (and yes, I’m using a big “but” here) poem nicely to each other today. I would hate to remove anyone for getting into arguments about X, Y, or Z in the comments; that’s why social media was created.

    Note:  Burma Shave ads were everywhere from 1910 to the late 70s.  Here’s Bing Co-Pilot on “Burma Shave” and Cowboy poetry.

    Burma-Shave was an American brand of brushless shaving cream, famous for its quirky and memorable advertising campaign. From the 1920s to the early 1960s, they posted humorous rhyming poems on sequential highway roadside signs. These signs became iconic and are fondly remembered by many.

    Here are a few classic Burma-Shave jingles that adorned the highways:

    1. “Cattle crossing means go slow, that old bull is some cows’ bold.”
    2. “The bearded lady tried to jump, she’s now a famous movie star.”
    3. “Shaving brushes out of date, use the razors perfect mate.”
    4. “The crowd you see around that store are Burma shavers buying more.”
    5. “PHA likes the cream, ma likes the jar, both like the price, so there you are.”12

    These clever and whimsical signs were typically posted in sets of six along highways, with the last sign revealing the product name. Passing motorists would eagerly read each sign to discover the punchline. The signs were originally produced in red-and-white or orange-and-black color combinations, although the latter was eventually phased out. While the Interstate system and increased vehicle speeds led to the signs’ discontinuation, their legacy lives on as a nostalgic piece of American advertising history. Some of these signs can still be seen at The House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin, and re-creations appear on Arizona State Highway 66, part of the original U.S. Route 66, between Ash Fork and Kingman, Arizona 34. 🚗🌟

    Burma-Shave was an American brand of brushless shaving cream, famous for its quirky and memorable advertising campaign. From the 1920s to the early 1960s, they posted humorous rhyming poems on sequential highway roadside signs. These signs became iconic and are fondly remembered by many.

     

    Cowboy poetry is a unique genre that celebrates the rugged lifestyle, camaraderie, and natural beauty of the American West. These poems often evoke nostalgia, humor, and a deep connection to the land. Let me share a few classic cowboy poems with you:

    1. “Tying Knots in the Devil’s Tail” by Gail I. Gardner:
    2. “A Prairie Song” (Anonymous):
    3. “The Strawberry Roan” by Curley Fletcher:
    4. “The Old Frying Pan” by James W. Whilt:
    5. “The Camp-fire Has Gone Out” (Anonymous):

    These cowboy poems capture the essence of life on the range, the bond between rider and horse, and the fading traditions of the American West. 🤠🌵

     

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn Ending Daily Shaving in Retirement

    When Sam Adams

    retired from

    the U.S. Department of State,

     

    he made five vows

    which he kept for years.

     

    first, he would quit daily shaving

    shaving once or twice a month

     

    second, he would never wear

    a suit and tie

    instead opting for the northwest look

     

    Long pants, khaki or jeans, T-shirt

    and a Western-style shirt

    like a Pendleton shirt.

     

    Third, he would retire in Korea

    where his wife had family

    and Southern Oregon

    and an annual trip to DC

    where they had rentals.

     

    Fourth, they would travel

    a lot every year

    seeing as much as the world

    as they could while they could still do.

     

    starting with an epic road trip

    across the US

    10,000 miles 35 states

    in three months

     

    and a cruise to Alaska

    his last State of 50 to visit

    and an annual visit to someplace

    warm in the winter.

     

    Fifth, he would start a blog and podcast.

    the World According to Cosmos,

    to highlight his poetry and short story

    submissions and occasional political rants.

     

    He kept his vows

    except that COVID blew away

    his travel plans from 2019 to 2022!

    and he wore a suit once,

    to attend the wedding of the son

    of his best Korean friend.

     

     

    April 5

     PSH Cosmic Dog From Goa

    WD Tell Me No Lies

     WC Dew Drop Inn Making Baseball Great Again

    NaPoWriMo  Only In SF

     

    PSH The Cosmic Dog from Goa

    cute dog
    cute dog

     

     

     

     

     

    My final time with God

    Happened a year latter

    I was staying down in Goa

    With my wife

     

    Enjoying being with her

    After our reconciliation

    We stayed at the Taj Mahal Goa

    Living like Kings and Queen

     

    Just for a few days

    High up on a hill

    Overlooking the beach

     

    Every morning I went down to the beach

    And did yoga by the water

    While contemplating life

     

    And every morning

    I saw the same dog

     

    Not just a dog

    But a cosmic dog

    Filled with the divine spark of God

     

    And the dog recognized me

    And spoke to me and I knew

    That God was present once more

    In the face of the that cosmic dog

     

    Kindred spirit

    perhaps to the cosmic cat

    that had save my soul

    in Berkeley so long ago

     

    I told the dog everything

    And he just looked at me

    With those soulful eyes of his

    And I knew he knew that I knew

    That he was possessed by God

     

    God had sent him to me

    To make sure that I was on the right path

     

    That the reconciliation that God had promoted

    Was on track that I was back with my wife

    And that everything was the way it should be

     

    Again, I asked God whether he was Jesus or Allah

    Or Brahmin or Ganesh or Buddha

     

    God the cosmic dog just stared at me

    I finally asked him directly

     

    Say if you are God the God of Jesus

    Bark once

     

    The Dog looked at me and barked

     

    I said well if you are Allah bark twice

    The dog barked twice

     

    Well are you buddha then bark three times if yes

    The god dog barked three times

     

    Hmm well are you Satan

    The dog growled at me

    And I knew I had gone too far

     

    Finally, I was at peace

    And for the next three days

     

    The God Dog was my constant companion

    And I knew God for the final time

    In my life

     

    Writer’s Digest Tell Me No LIes

     

    Tell me no lies

    My dear

    and I will tell you

    no lies too.

     

    But every word

    I say

    could be a lie.

     

    you never know

    what is true

    and what is a lie.

     

    So tell me no more lies

    and I will tell you the truth

    if you can handle it.

     

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn April 5—Get a sport into a poem!  Make Baseball Great Again!

     

    It is time

    to make American baseball

    Great again

     

    starting with creating a worldwide

    baseball competition

    with each season

    with the national champions

     

    competing in a World Cup World Series

    with the final round pitting the

    North American Champions

    against the winners of Africa,

    Asian, Europe, and South America

     

    with the final rounds

    best of seven

    always held in the U.S.

     

    The other things to do

    include rapid expansion plans

     

    including the MLB teams

    adopting local schools and colleges

    fully funding baseball programs

    and only hiring college graduates.

    as players.

     

    and making tickets affordable

    no more than ten dollars per game!

     

    if they do this,

    we can make baseball

    once again the best sport

    in the U.S.

     

    Let’s all join together

    to make baseball great again!

    NaPoWrMo  Only In SF

    Tiny, the Jamaican

    was a  big  6’5 reggae Rasta man,

    sprouting long black and purple dreadlocks

    and a purple mohawk

     

    wearing a black leather jacket

    with weed logos on it,

    played guitar in the SF Reggae Kings.

     

    A big Three Stooges fan,

    Named his four pets,

    “Shemp” the cat,

    “Moe” the dog,

    Curly” the mouse,

    and Curly Joe, the Vietnamese pig.

     

    The four amigos got along famously

    They lived in an apartment

    in the western addiction,

    off of Geary,

    in a rapidly gentrifying part of the city

     

    One day, Shemp said to Moe

    “Moe, I have a question for you,

    and I want an honest answer,

    none of your canine BS answer.

    You know us cats are straight shooters.”

    “Okay,  my cat brother. Shoot.”

    “Well, I understand that

    cats, dogs, mice, and pigs

    are natural born enemies,

    How come we get along?

    And you get along

    with Curly and Curly Joe?”

    “Good question.

    First, when we met

    I hated you all

    and you were afraid

    I might eat you in your sleep

    and the thought

    crossed my mind.

    But over time

    I mellowed out

    and realized

    we were all a band of brothers

    living in this house.

    I think it

    also has something to do

    with the cloud of weed

    in the air

    and the chill  deep house

    reggae  peace and love

    vibes in the house.”

    “cool.

    “Good answer.

    I too think of you

    all as my brothers.

     

    You know what I like the most?”

    Our nightly walk

    when Tiny, Tina, and Linda

    take us out

    and we put on our show.

    You know Curly Joe

    letting you ride on him,

    and I ride on you

    and Curly

    sits on my head

    to complete the show

    as we freak out the tourists

    good citizens, and outlaws

    who constantly take pictures

    saying to themselves

    “Only in SF”.

     

    And you know

    They are right.

    Only in SF.

     

    Let’s keep SF weird.”

     

    Tiny came in

    and they all went

    for their walk.

    April 6

    PSH  Visiting My Father’s Grave

    Writers DIgest Meeting My Fate

    Writing Com Dew Drop Inn  Daily RItual Drinks

    NaPoWrMo PNRCP

     

    Visiting my father’s grave

    In Yakima Washington State,

    The ancestral land of the Aller clan

    Thinking about my father

    And his legacy

    And thinking that I am

    My father’s son

     

    There is so much

    I wanted to tell him

    So much I wanted to share

     

    So much I wanted him to see

    My accomplishments

    He was taken from me

    Before I had achieved my dreams

     

    i am sure he would have been

    proud of the man

    I turned out to be.

     

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Lara Dolphin:

    A “taphophile” is someone who has more than a passing interest in burial places.

    Cemeteries can hold beautiful sculptures, moving epitaphs, and genealogical secrets as well as religious meaning. If you were a tombstone tourist and could visit any burial place or shrine in the world, where would it be? Who would it belong to? Someone famous or obscure? Write a poem about one grave in particular.

    Writer’s DIgest Meeting My Fate Minimal Poem

     

    that september date

    I met my fate

    when she walked

    out of my dreams

    off a bus

    into my life

    becoming my wife.

    For today’s prompt, write a minimum poem. Some people only do the minimum; others like to pay the minimum. When I first started working, I earned minimum wage. My kids had to reach a minimum height requirement to ride roller coasters at amusement parks. 

    Writing Com Dw Drop In Daily  Beverages

    in the morning

    I drink a cup

    of snarling hot coffee

    while watching the news

     

    in the afternoon

    I shift to tea

    either earl gray

    or herbal tea

     

    at sunset

    I drink red wine

    with my wife

     

    as the evening

    shifts into night

     

    I drink rum

    or whiskey

     

    to end the day

    right.

    NaPoWrMo PNRCP

     

    My mother was an original

    One of a kind person

    Unique in her ways.

     

    She had many sayings

    That has stuck with me

    Over the years.

     

    She was not a big fan

    Of birthdays

    Even forgot my 18th birthday.

     

    She said on her birthday

     

    “Well that means

    One year closer to the grave.”

     

    One of her funiest saying

    Was how she described

    Getting to Berkeley

    In the late 30’s.

     

    She had ran away

    From a large but abusive family

    In Little Rock, Arkansas.

     

    Part of the so-called “lost tribe”

    Of the Cherokee Indians

    Also known as the Black Irish

     

    She said that she was just

    Part of the government run

    “Plantetary Nut  Reconfigeration Program”.

     

    Every ten years

    The world flips

    And all the nuts

    Roll down here

    And end up in California.

     

    Here’s some info on the Lost Tribe of the Cherokees. There are only about 50,000 left.  According to Bing Co-Pilot, “The Lost Tribe of the Cherokees, also known as the Black Dutch or Black Irish, is estimated to number around 9,000 in Arkansas and approximately 500 more in southern Missouri. These individuals seek recognition as a tribe after years of investigation. The federal Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) has been diligently working on their recognition petition for nine years1.

    Interestingly, some theories propose a connection between the Cherokee people and the Ten Lost Tribes of IsraelGenetic studies have even labeled the Cherokees as a Middle Eastern-North African population, suggesting this intriguing possibility23.

    While the Cherokee Nation in Oklahoma does not consider this group to be legitimate, their quest for recognition continues, and their history remains a fascinating chapter in Native American heritage. 🌳🔍

    TBC next week

    The End

     

     

     

  • where to find my work updates

    where to find my work updates

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    Blog Updates

    I just updated my blog The World According to Comos, Blog lovin. LinkedIn,  Medium, Substack, Tumblr, Wattpad, and Writing.Com with fresh content

    Rocking the Blues at age 68  can be found here

    #blues #duke #ellington #greatest #music #piano

    and on my blog at https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2OO

    Cosmos Reading List 1970- 2024 can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Ob

    Cosmos K Drama List can be found here https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2OC

    Roy’s Annual Oscar Write Up can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Oo

    Making Basketball Great Again can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2NZ

    Making Football Great Again can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2NA

    making baseball great again can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2NF

    Introducing the writing of Roy Dufrain can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2NQ

    introducing the music of Gary Noland can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Mi

    Introducing the music of Jim Davidson can be found here ‘’

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Mv

    The GOP War On the LGBTQ Community Continues Unabated can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2MO

    Why Trump can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2MI

    Writing Com Creative Writing can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2M3

    Howling at the Moon poetry can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2LB

    the Assassination of Darius Caesar Smith, V can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2KN

    Spillwords  Published One Night In Bombay can be found here https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2K8

    writer’s digest chapbook can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2JP

    40 word poems can be found here

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Kt

    Podcasting

     

    I am shifting my podcast platform to Substack since spotify no longer supports word press blogs

    Once I get it up and running I will resume convering my blog into podcast  later this year I will try creating reels and you tube video blogs

    You can hear my podcasts here but they are out of date by about four months

    update:

    I keep getting a lot of new podcasts sites I did not know about.  Here are a few The following podcasts are now on line as well.

    ·       The World According to Cosmos – Podcast Addict

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    Podcast update

    starting Podcasts

    Just an update:  Podcast Addict is now showcasing my work.

    My goal is to update the blog and podcasts once a week and add a You Tube blog soon and a newsletter. Would appreciate advice on how to do both.

    Just updated my podcasts.  Hope you can take a listen.

    And a shout out to the good folks at Anchor who make it all possible for free.

    WHERE TO LISTEN

     breaker audio

     google podcasts

     radio public

      Spotify

    (ironically not available in Korea for free  – so I can’t hear my podcasts here.)

    Radio public c: https://radiopublic.com/the-world-according-to-cosmos-6va7D1

    on PocketCasts: https://pca.st/rt1f4r4r

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    Where to Find Cosmos’s Work on the Web updates

    Podcast update

    starting Podcasts

    Since 2016, I have been writing and posting my writing on various web pages, and since 2020 I have also podcasting.  Here is a list of sites, where  you can find my work.  Many of these entries are duplicates. as I tend to cross-post items. Please check them out.  I hope later this year to finally start a YouTube channel as well.  Any advice on how to do that would be greatly appreciated.

    General Sites

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  • More Jim Davidson Music

    More Jim Davidson Music

    More JIm Davidson Music

    Introducing Jim Davidson

    Jim Davidson Music Links

    Jim Davison is a piano player I have known since 1970.  Here are some more of his piano music. Enjoy.

    Here’s our latest recording. Karen shines, as she applies her melodious vocal talents to an old swing-era favorite, “Pennies From Heaven.” It was also an opportunity for me to play some stride piano, a style I love (though it’s technically challenging). Hope you enjoy it and find it as “nice” as we did.

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    Jim Davidson

    Professional Jazz Musician at Various San Francisco Bay Area Venues

    Various San Francisco Bay Area Venues

    New England Conservatory of Music

    Oakland, California, United States

    Professional Jazz Musician

    Various San Francisco Bay Area Venues

    – Present · 9 yrs 1 moJan 2015 – Present · 9 yrs 1 mo

      • Pianist, arranger, and producer for the Karen Sudjian and Jim Davidson group; sideman with the Dewayne Oakley Blues Ensemble. Former sideman with the Larry Stefl Group.

    ·       Karen Sudjian & Jim Davidson — Baker & Commons

    • WebJul 27, 2019 · Jim Davidsonattended the New England Conservatory of Music in Boston, where he studied piano with jazz great Jaki Byard. Through the years he has played with …

     

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  • More Howling at the Moon Poems

    More Howling at the Moon Poems

    More Howling at the Moon Poems

    Howling at the Pink Super Moon

    Howling at the Blood Moon

    howling at the moon

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    Here is an updated list of my Howling at the Moon poems, published on the wolf moon night. Quite a few have been published elsewhere.

    Index

    Just an unhinged lunatic howling at the moon
    . Howling at the moon
    lunatic howling at the moon
    one crazy day
    full moon lunacy
    . The pink moon inspires lunacy
    . Howling with the dancing moon
    the pink super moon
    howling at the pink super moon

     Howling at the Moon Like an Escaped Banshee

    The lunatic light of the blood super moon

    The werewolf emerges

    Wolves howling at the moon

    Zombie wolves howling at the moon

    Woman howling at the moon

    Maria Lee’s balanced madness

    Moonbeam

    Howling at the wolf moon rising over the Chao Praya River

    Howling at wolf moon Nocturna

    The pink super moon tanka

    Drunken old man howling at the moon

    Howling with the dancing moon

    Howling at the full moon in Bangkok
    Moon over July

    Howling at the strawberry moon

    “Blame it on the moon.”
    unhinged lunatic howling at the full moon

    just a deranged lunatic werewolf howling at the moon

    sun and moon conspire

    madman howling at the super blue full wolf moon

    Werewolf howling at the super blue full moon
    [ on the night of a blood-red wolf moon ]

    Howling at the moon bing ai version

    Begin Poems

    Howling at the Moon like an Escaped Banshee

    Sam Adams
    sat drinking alone
    in a bar
    on the shady side of life.

    Filled with strange creatures
    fellow lost souls
    drinking late into the night.

    The lunatic light
    of the blood-red moon
    illuminates the bar.

    He stands up
    twenty drinks too sober
    walks outside.

    Looks at the full moon
    begins howling at the moon
    like an escaped banshee
    released from hell.

     The Lunatic Light of the Blood Red Super-moon

     

    The lunatic light
    of the blood-red super-moon
    lights up the mad night.

    The Werewolf Emerges

     

    On the night of the super red full moon
    Sam Adams set in a bar
    drinking his way to hell.

    As fast as he could
    Sam Adams had a secret
    he was convinced
    that he was a werewolf.

    On the nights of the full moon
    he would shed his human form
    and the inner werewolf would emerge
    to howl at the moon.

    As the blood-red moon

    danced across the sky
    the transformation began
    as usual.

    Sam gradually felt
    the inner werewolf emerging
    taking over his soul.

    Sam dams stood up
    the transformation complete

    He ran outside
    to howl at the moon,

    The other drinkers
    shrugged

    Just another night
    of insanity
    in their din of iniquity.

    Just an Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Moon

    howling at the moon
    man howling at the man

     

     

     

     

     

    On a moonlit late-night
    i sat in a bar
    drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew
    just an unhinged lunatic
    dreaming of howling at the full moon.

    Watching the world walk by
    looking at all the fine-looking babes.

    Walking by the street
    thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    of endless wild libertine passions.

    When into the bar
    walked the most beautiful women.

    In the universe
    so wild, so free
    so wonderfully alive.

    I did not know what to do
    as this vision of delight
    sauntered through the bar.

    In a skin-tight leather pants
    looked so fine
    that my eyeballs hurt.

    And finally, i had to say something
    so i gathered up my manly courage
    and walked up to her.

    And she looked at me
    and instantly bewitched my soul
    with a devilish grin.

    I lost all reason
    and became a raving lunatic
    unhinged lunatic
    howling at the moon.

    Foaming at the mouth
    a wild, free werewolf
    howling at the lunatic light
    of the full moon.

    Howling at the Moon

    I stood outside
    between the trees
    in a field
    on the outside of town.

    Beneath the lunatic rays
    of the blood-red full moon.

    The lunatic lights of the moon
    casts a wild primeval glow
    on me.

    The hormonal chemicals are unleashed
    the wild beast within
    escapes it chain.

    And i howl with delight
    a werewolf
    free at last.

    howling at the moon.

    To run amuck
    free of its civilized restraints
    throwing off its clothes
    stripping naked.

    Running wild
    naked and free
    a wild man
    enjoying his freedom.

    Lunatic howling at the moon

    As i sit
    under the lunatic light of the full moon
    of the blood-red lights of the moon.

    Full of wild passions
    the lustful beast stirs again.

    And starts running and running
    howling at the moon.

    Riding into the new dawn
    on a demented harley davis cycle.

    With two naked babes on his back.

    Riding into the sun
    90 miles per second
    at the speed of thought.

    He disappears

    into the lunatic light
    of the full moon.

    And i wake up
    alone in my bed
    saying, man, that was quite a night
    i better not go there again.

    The wild beast
    laughs
    he has heard that before.

    And i join him
    in howling at the moon.

    One Crazy Night

    One crazy moonlit night
    i could not get to sleep
    at all.

    I looked up
    looked out at the window
    at the full blood moon

    saw by its lunatic light,

    Your face
    was on the moon.

    And i looked up
    at the light
    that crazy light.

    and dreamed

    I was with you
    again.

    And I woke up
    again
    and I woke up
    alone in my bed.

    Dreaming dark dreams
    of you
    wishing it were
    other than it was.

    I stepped outside

    and began howling

    at the full moon.

    All alone
    all alone again
    in this world.

     

    Full Moon LunacyPink Moon

     

     

     

     

    The full moon hangs
    in the evening sky.

    Huge, heavy, and full of mystery
    it almost looks like it will fall
    out of the sky.

    The full moon brings out
    the lunatics run amuck
    howling at the light of the moon.

    The full moon inspires lustful thoughts
    and wild erotic imaginings
    and dark secret desires.

    As the lunatic light of the full moon
    causes civilized people
    to lose themselves
    and embrace their inner wild child.

    And so, I stare
    at the lunatic light
    of the full moon.

    And howl like an escaped banshee
    howling at the moon.

    Howling at the Moon

    On a moonlit late-night
    i sat in a bar
    drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew
    just an unhinged lunatic
    dreaming of howling at the full moon.

    Watching the world walk by
    looking at all the fine-looking babes.

    Walking by the street
    thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    of endless wild libertine passions.

    When into the bar
    walked the most beautiful women.

    In the universe
    so wild, so free
    so wonderfully alive.

    I did not know what to do
    as this vision of delight
    sauntered through the bar.

    In a skin-tight leather pants
    looked so fine
    that my eyeballs hurt.

    And finally, i had to say something
    so i gathered up my manly courage
    and walked up to her.

    And she looked at me
    and instantly bewitched my soul
    with a devilish grin.

    I lost all reason
    and became a raving lunatic
    unhinged lunatic
    howling at the moon.

    Foaming at the mouth
    a wild, free werewolf
    howling at the lunatic light
    of the full moon.

    Another Lunatic Howling at the Moon

    Pink Moon
    Pink Moon

     

     

     

     

    As I sit
    under the lunatic light of the full moon
    of the blood-red lighs of the moon.

    Full of wild passions
    the lustful beast stirs again.

    And starts running and running
    howling at the moon.

    Riding into the new dawn
    on a demented harley davis cycle

    With two naked babes on his back

    Riding into the moon
    90 miles per second
    at the speed of thought.

    He disappears into the lunatic light
    of the full moon.

    And I wake up
    alone in my bed.
    saying, man, that was quite a night
    i better not go there again.

    The wild beast
    laughs
    he has heard that before.

    And I join him
    in howling at the moon.

    Pink Moon Inspires Lunacy

    super pink moon

     

     

     

     

     

    On a moonlit night
    the pink moon
    shone casting a baleful light
    in the world below.

    A man sat drinking
    in a depraved bar
    in an evil part of the city.

    Drinking up a storm
    with his buddies

    Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Mr. Evan.

    Johhny Walker brothers,
    And old granddad looked on.

    Encouraging him to drink
    one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer.

    He looked up
    at the naked dancing ladies
    dancing up a storm
    with an attitude
    a z tude
    that could kill.

    He stood up
    stepped outside
    and howled
    at the pink moon
    who smiled at him.

    Howling with the Dancing Moon

    More Pink Moon
    More Pink Moon

     

     

     

     

     

    A man
    sits drinking late into the night
    on the night of the blood-red
    super pink moon.

    The lunatic light of the moon
    inspires him
    as he drinks
    in that depraved din of inequity
    on the left side of society.

    Drinking with his buddies

    Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Mr. Evan.

    Johhny Walker brothers,
    And old granddad looked on.

    Drinking one scotch, one bourbon
    and one beer.

    Watching the naked woman
    Dancing on stage.

    He finishes drinking
    20 drinks too sober
    he walks outside.

    And sees the naked moon
    dancing up a storm
    flying across the sky
    ripping her clothes off.

    Tap dancing
    to the insane disco beat
    of the bar.

    He gives in
    jumps into the sky
    dancing with the naked moon
    howling with the moon maiden.

    Like an escaped banshee
    from the lunatic bins
    of hell.

    The Pink Super Moon

    Another Pink Moon

     

     

     

     

    The pink super moon
    casts a cold baleful glow
    over the sleeping world
    inspiring the drunken men
    to howl at the moon.

    Howling at the Pink Super-moon

    More Pink Moon
    More Pink Moon

     

     

     

     

     

    On a moonlit late-night
    the pink supermoon
    casting a baleful light
    in the world below.

    While inside
    Sam Adams sat drinking
    in a depraved bar
    in a den of iniquity.

    In an evil part of the city
    on the left side
    of society.

    Drinking up a storm
    with his buddies
    Johnny Walker, Jack daniels
    Jim Beam, and Mr. Evan
    and old granddad looked on.

    Encouraging him to drink
    one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer.

    He was just an unhinged lunatic
    dreaming of howling at the full moon.

    Watching the world walk by
    looking at all the fine-looking babes.

    Walking by the street
    thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    of endless wild libertine passions.

    He looked up
    at the naked dancing ladies
    dancing up a storm
    with an attitude
    a z tude
    that could kill.

    When into the bar
    walked the most beautiful women
    in the universe.

    So wild, so free
    so wonderfully alive.

    He did not know what to do
    as this vision of delight
    sauntered through the bar.

    In skin-tight leather pants
    looked so fine
    that his eyeballs hurt.

    Finally, he had to say something
    he gathered up my manly courage
    he walked up to her.

    She looked at him
    instantly bewitched his soul
    with a devilish grin.

    He lost all reason
    and became a raving lunatic
    unhinged lunatic.

    Under the lunatic light of the full moon
    of the blood-red lights of the moon
    full of wild passions
    the lustful beast stirs again.

    And starts running and running
    howling at the moon
    riding into the new dawn.

    on a demented harley davis cycle
    with two naked babes on his back.

    Riding into the moon.
    90 miles per se.ond
    at the speed of thought.

    he disappears into the lunatic light
    of the full moon,

    Sam Adams woke up alone,
    in his bed
    the naked babes
    having disappeared
    from his demented dreams.

    Saying,

    “man, that was quite a night
    i better not go there again.”

    The wild beast
    laughs
    he has heard that before.

    And joins him
    in howling at the pink moon
    in the fading light
    of the lost last night
    of the newly damned.

    Wolves howling at the moon

     

    As the night falls

    The full moon

    The blood-red full moon

    Begins to rise

     

    Carving a sign

    Across the night sky

     

    Now you begin to

    To hear the pitiful sound

    The thumping of the wolves

    As they gathered together

     

    Dropping from their hiding places

    Gathering together

    Revealing their lies

     

    And in one breath

    Snarling begin to howl

    At the full red blood moon

    Zombie Wolves Howling at the Moon

    As the moon rises

    Over the forest below,

    Two wolves gather together

    And with one breath

    Begin howling at the moon.

     

    Their awful din

    Soon wakes up the dead

    Zombies walk out of graves

    Attacking the living.

     

    The wolves continue to howl

    Joined in the zombie hoard.

    Woman howling at the moon

     

     

     

     

     

     

    A madwoman

    Drinking all night

    At the Cosmos Bar

    Twenty drinks too sober.

     

    Looks outside

    At the lunatic light

    Of the full moon

    Shines over the Chao Praya River

    In Bangkok.

     

    She jumps up

    Running outside

    To howl at the full moon

    Like an escaped banshee.

     

    Maria lee off balanced madness

    Maria Lee looked up

    From her perch in the Cosmos Bar

    Looked out at the street

    Under the petrichor umbrella

    The elastic holding back the rain

     

    It was a gusty early evening

    She went out to the street

    Looked at the full moon

     

    She began to howl at the moon

    Moaning with pleasure

     

    As the pear-shaped moon

    Rose overhead

    Casting a purple hew

    To the mad scene

     

    She jumped overboard

    Into the river

    Suddenly struck voiceless

     

    And began swimming

    She was off balance

     

    As the moon continued

    To illuminate the scene

    The scent of bad craziness

    All around her.

    Mad Moonbeams

    full moon

     

     

     

     

    Sam Adams went out drinking one night
    ending up twenty drinks too sober
    as the last call for alcohol rang
    he looked up and saw
    the lunatic light of the full moon
    moonbeams beaming at him
    he runs outside howling at the moon
    dying when a drunk driver ran him over

     

    Howling at the Wolf Moon Rising Over the Chao Praya River

     

     

     

     

     

     

    As evening set in

    On a typical Friday night

    In Bangkok.

     

    The denizens of the Cosmos Bar

    In Soi Cowboy.

    A motley crew from all over

    The world, and locals too.

    Lust for the common international language.

     

    Began drinking

    With their buddies.

    Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johny Walker, Evan Williams

    Wild turkey, and Old Granddad

    Drinking one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer.

     

    As the destroyers

    Sang on the loudspeakers

    And porno played on the tv.

     

    And naked women danced

    With an attitude

    That could kill

    an elephant in heat.

     

    The woman circling the bar

    Looking for their eventual dates.

     

    The scent of bad craziness

    Hung in the air.

     

    The wolf moon rose

    In the sky

    Over the Chao Praya River.

     

    Casting its lunatic light

    On the never-sleeping

    City of lost angels.

     

    The drinkers

    20 drinks too sober

    Ran out into the street.

     

    The lunatic light

    Of the full wolf moon

    Transforming them

    Into deranged lunatics.

     

    They began

    Howling at the moon.

     

    Like escaped banshees

    Freed from their alyssum

    In hell.

     

    They howled at the moon

    As the moon continued

    To overwhelm

    The howling lunatics.

    Howling at the Wolf Moon Nocturna

    full moon

     

     

     

     

    Drinkers in the Cosmos Bar,

    Twenty drinks too sober,

    Staring at the lunar star,

    rising over the river.

    on that night in october.

    Running outside looking upriver,

    Howling at the full wolf moon.

    no longer stone-sober,

    Will be very drunk soon.

     

    Basset Puppy Howling at the Moon

    In the late afternoon shadow
    the red sunset darkening the sky
    the basset hound puppy.
    .
    Stirs and gets up
    hearing the distant sounds
    of the train in the distance.

    Scenting bad craziness in the air
    the dog begins to howl in the night.

    Howling as the moon rises
    casting its lunatic light
    on the mad scene.

    Deranged lunatic dog
    inspired to howl when he sees it
    super blue moon

    Howling with the Dancing Moon

     

     

    blood moon
    Photo by Nishant Vyas on Pexels.com

     

     

     

     

     

    Sam Adams

    sits drinking late into the night
    on the night of the blood-red
    super blue wolf moon.

    The lunatic light of the moon
    inspires him.

    as he drinks
    in that depraved din of inequity
    on the left side of society.

    Drinking with his buddies,

    Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Johnny Walker

    Old Granddad,

    Drinking one scotch, one bourbon
    and one beer.

    Watching the naked woman
    dancing on stage.

    He finishes drinking
    20 drinks too sober.

    He walks outside.

    And sees the naked moon
    dancing up a storm.

    Flying across the sky
    ripping her clothes off.

    Tap dancing
    to the insane disco beat
    of the bar.

    He gives in
    jumps into the sky,
    dancing with the naked moon
    howling with the moon maiden.

    Like an escaped banshee
    from the lunatic bins
    of hell.

    The Pink Super Moon Tanka

    More Pink Moon
    More Pink Moon

    The pink super moon
    casts a cold baleful glow
    over the sleeping world
    inspiring the drunken men
    to howl at the moon.

    Drunken Old Man Howling at the Moon

    A drunken old man down on his luck
    was drinking in a nameless bar
    in a disreputable forgotten part of town
    where decent citizens and police feared to tread.

    twenty drinks too sober
    he was drinking his way to hell
    surrounded by his fellow low-life bums
    outlaw scoundrels one and all.

    he looked outside
    transfixed by the full moon
    the lunatic light of the moon.

    Blood red super moon
    inspired him compelled him.

    he stood up and growled
    and ran out into the street
    and started howling
    at the full moon.

    the other denizens of the bar
    the derelicts, drunken bums, barflies
    rushed out and joined him
    in howling at the moon.

    went back inside
    and continued to drink
    their way to hell.

     

     

     

    Howling at the full moon in bangkok

    sam adams was feeling blue, down on his luck. He went to his favorite watering hole, the cosmos bar in soi cowboy, bangkok, and began drinking up a storm with his buddies, jack daniel’s, johnny walker, old granddad, evans, and jim beam, telling the comely barmaid, kuhn lek, bring me one scotch, one bourbon, and one beer. Drinking it all down, barely noticing the naked ladies dancing on the stage. She smiled sadly, knowing that there was nothing that would change his mood. He kept drinking until, at last, he was twenty drinks too sober. Then he ordered fried fish thai style for his midnight dinner.

    He looked up and out at the street, noticing the full moon outside. The full moon shed its lunatic light on the streets of bangkok. Sam adams stood up, and said,

    “the moon is full tonight. Let’s go out and howl at the moon. “

    he ran outside onto the road, stripping naked and dancing waving a feather, as he howled like an escaped banshee at the dancing moon. Inspiring others to join him in howling at the moon. He ran down the street and was run over by a drunk bus driver, ending his life as the moon continued to shine on the mad scene.

     

     

    Moon over july

     

    In the middle
    of the summer
    in july, midsummer madness
    outside under the stars
    the storm is abating.

    The full moon comes out
    the man recalling mad lyrics
    starts howling at the lunatic light
    of the wolf moon
    like an escaped banshee
    as the mad moon
    stares down at them.

     

     

    Howling at the Stawberry Moon

     

     

     

     

     

    Big Daddy was talking
    to his best friend Sam Adams
    in the Cosmos Bar
    in Bangkok, Thailand.

    Sit down and listen
    to me.

    God,
    i wish I had

    my yarn and needles with me
    that’s my latest hobby
    helps me focus.

    In the end
    it is all about money
    it is all about the benjamin’s
    nothing personal at all.

    Hey there is cool water in a jar
    let’s drink some water
    and a shot of mekong whiskey
    it is cocktail time, my friend.

    And as usual
    they drank through the night
    until o dark hundred.
    Twenty drinks too sober.

    When they joined
    their fellow inmates
    in their insane asylum
    of a bar.

    In going outside
    howling like escaped banshees
    at the strawberry super full moon
    shining its lunatic lights
    over the Chao Praya River.

     

    Blame it on the moon

    Pink Moon
    Pink Moon

     

     

     

     

    “blame it on the moon.”

    that is what Sam Adams said
    to the police
    after they picked him up
    leading a pack of rabid “farang”
    men and woman
    running naked down the street.

    They had met in front
    of the infamous Cosmos Bar
    in notorious bangkok
    at o dark hundred.

    They were heading to the riverbank
    when the police arrested them,
    for disturbing the peace.

    They were all incoherent
    just staring at the blood-red
    full moon overlooking
    the “Chao Phraya “ River.

    Looking like escaped banshees
    howling at the lunatic lights
    of the full super blue moon.

    The cops laughed
    saying on full moon nights
    they had a lot of such incidents

    and they always,

    ‘blame it on the moon.”

     just a deranged lunatic werewolf howling at the moon

    As the lunatic light of the blood-red moon
    the super blue moon lights up the night
    the werewolf stirs
    as the light shines on him

    slowly transforming him
    into a dark dangerous creature
    of the lunatic night
    ready for his flight

    out into the world,
    he emerges
    snarling
    howling at the moon

    just another unhinged
    werewolf
    out for blood today
    howling at the moon

    The moon always inspires dark thoughts ©

    just a deranged lunatic werewolf howling at the moon

     

    unhinged lunatic howling at the moon (complete)

    lovers in the moon light
    lovers in the moon light

     

     

     

     

     

     

    On the night of the blood-red super full moon
    I sat in an evil, depraved godforsaken bar.

    drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew
    washed down by endless rounds of whiskey
    rum, tequila, vodka, soju and of course beer
    drinking with my buddies the jack daniels gang.

    drinking my way to hell and beyond
    just as fast as i could
    twenty damn drinks too sober.

    just an unhinged lunatic
    dreaming of howling at the full moon.

    watching the world walk by
    looking at all the fine-looking babes
    walking by the street.

    thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    of endless wild libertine passions.

    when into the bar
    that din of cosmic depravity.

    walked the most beautiful women
    in the universe.

    so wild, so free
    so wonderfully alive.

    I did not know what to do
    as this vision of delight
    sauntered through the bar.

    in a skin-tight leather pant
    looked so fine
    that my eyeballs hurt.

    and finally, I had to say something
    so, i gathered up my manly courage
    and walked up to her.

    and she looked at me
    and instantly bewitched my soul

    with a devilish grin,
    i lost all reason
    and became a raving lunatic
    unhinged lunatic
    howling at the blood-red full moon.

    foaming at the mouth
    a wild, free werewolf
    howling at the lunatic light
    of the blood red blue full moon.

    sun and moon conspire

    End of the world
    the sun and moon conspire
    death to all humans

    sun and moon conspire

     

     Madman Howling at the Super Blue Full Wolf Moon

    full moon

     

     

     

     

    the super blue full wolf moon
    fills the sky
    with its baleful evil glow
    and a man fell under its evil glare.

    the evil super blue full wolf moon
    brings out the beast in him
    and he sheds his civilized veneer
    the inner werewolf coming out.

    sniffing the air
    smiling saying this is good
    and begins running
    down the trail.

    howling at the moon
    at the super blue full wolf moon
    as it stares down at him
    urging him to worship her.

    the mad mood goddess
    who lives on the moon?
    Diana commands him
    compels him.

    and he gives in
    howling like an escaped banshee
    escaped from his lair in hell
    howling like the werewolf he was.

    he strips off his clothes
    and run deep into the mountains
    howling insanely
    driven mad
    by the baleful evil light
    of the super blue full wolf moon.

    and gives in and becomes once again
    a werewolf consumed by the moon.

    the super full blue wolf moon
    smiles at her victory
    and the man joins Diana
    in saluting his mistress.

    diana the moon goddess
    who lives on the moon
    And comes out once a year
    on the super full blue wolf moon.

    In honor of the super blue full wolf moon © j

    madman howling at the super blue full wolf moon

     

    [ on the night of a blood-red wolf moon ]

    On the night of a blood-red wolf moon
    a man stood outside
    between the trees
    in a field
    on the outside of town.

    beneath the lunatic rays
    of the blood-red full moon
    the lunatic lights of the moon
    casts a wild primeval glow
    on him.

    the hormonal chemicals are unleashed
    the wild beast within
    escapes it chain.

    and he howls with delight
    a werewolf
    free at last.

    to run amuck
    free of its civilized restraints
    throwing off his clothes
    stripping naked.

    running wild
    naked and free
    a wild man
    enjoying his freedom.

    as he sits
    under the lunatic light of the full moon
    of the blood-red lights of the wolf moon
    full of wild passions
    the lustful beast stirs again.

    and starts running and running
    howling at the moon
    riding into the new dawn.

    on a demented harvey davis cycle
    with two naked babes on his back.

    riding into the Moon
    90 miles per second
    at the speed of thought.

    he disappears into the lunatic light
    of the full moon.

    and he woke ups
    alone,
    in his bed,

    Saying,

    “Man, that was quite a night
    I better not go there again”

    the wildman
    laughs
    he has heard that before.

    and he joins him
    in howling at the wolf moon,

    Howling at the Moon Bing AI Version

     

    I hear a distant howl

    A lonely voice in the night

    Calling out to the moon

    Seeking its silver light

     

    I feel a primal urge

    A restless fire in my soul

    Breaking free from the cage

    Running wild and whole

     

    I join the chorus of howls

    A symphony of the dark

    Echoing through the woods

    Reaching for the moon’s spark

     

    We are the children of the moon

    We live by its phases and tides

    We howl at the moon

    We are its guides

    Here are some articles on the deeper significance of the blood moon according to right right christian sources.

    Why christian pastors fear-january-blood-moon

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1052287/blood-moon-2019-lunar-eclipse-end-of-world-impending-doom-world-bible-prophecy

    blood moon coming what you need to know

     

  • 40-Words

    40-Words

    Gary Noland Music Updateshttps://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Kt

    40-Words

    Every day there is a 40-word prompt posted on Express It 40 on Writing.com  I have been participating for about four months and thought I should collect my 40-word poems and stories in one spot.

    most of them are poems, a few are drabbling. Each has the prompt word followed by my submission for the day.

    I will update this once a month or so.

    Enjoy

    Darius Smith, IV Poems

     

    #7. 01/31/2023-‘re-enter’
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    #6. 01/30/2023- ‘rescue”
    ID #1062533 entered on January 17, 2024 at 4:25am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #5. 

    #2. 3 D print Glock
    ID #1062529 entered on January 17, 2024 at 4:07am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #1. Timid No More Timid
    ID #1062528 entered on January 17, 2024 at 4:04am   [Edit]   [1 views]

    #100. tempered
    ID #1062527 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:59am   [Edit]   [1 views]

    #99. Sorry, Not Sorry
    ID #1062526 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:55am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #98. buzzer
    ID #1062525 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:53am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #97. 3 D Guns
    ID #1062524 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:48am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #96. Shocking
    ID #1062523 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:45am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #95. He ain’t sorry
    ID #1062522 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:42am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #94. 01/18/2024-‘ humble’
    ID #1062521 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:39am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #93. pressure building
    ID #1062520 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:37am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #92. loft
    ID #1062519 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:34am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    Darius Caesar Smith, V was a legacy Yale student whose father donated two million dollars.  He became a bonesman and fraternity bro where he met Sam Adams, who was on a full-ride scholarship.  It was hate at first sight for Sam, but Darius thought they were best buds.  When they met Sam was determined to bring him down and his corrupt father as well.  Many years later, Darius stole 2 million dollars from Sam and stole his wife as well. Sam plotted revenge with some of his friends who fromed the Wall Street Robin Hood Gang vowing to take revenge on the evil 1 percent Masters of the Universe.

    Other Poems

     #91. wrapper
    ID #1062518 entered on January 17, 2024 at 3:31am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #90. Clinical
    ID #1062424 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:49am   [Edit]   [8 views]

    #89. 01/12/2024-‘favour’

    on January 17, 2024 at 4:22am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #4. Unusual sway
    ID #1062531 entered on January 17, 2024 at 4:17am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #3. decency or fascism your choice
    ID #1062530 entered on January 17, 2024 at 4:13am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    Pure Haiku Published Haiku

    cosmic Haiku and other short poems

    Cosmos’s Cheritas and Haiku

    Poetry Pea Future Haik

    writing com 40 words

    Every day there is a 40-word prompt posted on Express It 40 on Writing.com  I ahve been participating for about four months and thought I should collect my 40 word poems and stories in one spot.

    most of them are poems, a few are drabbles. Each has the prompt word followed by my submission for the day.

    I will update this once a month or so.

    Enjoy

     

    #90. Clinical
    ID #1062424 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:49am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #89. 01/12/2024-‘favour’
    ID #1062423 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:35am   [Edit]   [0 views]

     

     

    #88. dependable
    ID #1062422 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:32am   [Edit]   [0 views]

     

     

     

    joe biden
    joe biden

     

    #87. 01/10/2024-‘narrow’
    ID #1062421 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:27am   [Edit]   [0 views]

     

     

    trump 4
    trump 4

    #86. 01/09/2024-‘exact’
    ID #1062420 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:24am   [Edit]   [0 views]

     

     

     

    #85. Private
    ID #1062419 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:19am   [Edit]   [0 views]

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    #83. concentration
    ID #1062417 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:16am   [Edit]   [0 views]

     

     

     

    Former U.S. President Donald Trump has made several controversial statements about his plans to deal with undocumented immigrants, including building mass detention camps, overseeing mass deportations, and invoking a 1700s-era law to remove people without due process12He has also used incendiary language to describe migrants, such as “poisoning the blood of our country” and “coming in from prisons and mental institutions” 12However, his campaign has denied that these reports are accurate, and called them “speculative and theoretical” 2Many of his proposals are likely to face legal challenges if he wins the 2024 presidential election 2.

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    #82. 01/06/2024-‘layer’
    ID #1062416 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:13am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #81. 01/05/2024-‘colourful’ maps
    ID #1062415 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:11am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #80. Sacred
    ID #1062414 entered on January 15, 2024 at 3:01am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #79. 01/03/2024-‘Forever’
    ID #1062413 entered on January 15, 2024 at 2:59am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #78. New
    ID #1062412 entered on January 15, 2024 at 2:57am   [Edit]   [0 views]

    #77. New Years Promise
    ID #1062411 entered on January 15, 2024 at 2:54am   [Edit]   [0 views]

     December – do not post free for publication

    12/01/2023- ‘encouraging’

    Encouraging  Encouraging

    Seen on a bumper sticker

    “Don’t Vote”

    It only encourages them.

    12/02/2023-‘sweet’

    Sweet for You Sweet

    I have a sweet tooth

    love candy, cakes, chocolate

    Ice Cream, Pie

     

    and your sweet kisses

    the greatest sweet of all,

    12/03/2023-‘melody’
    Sweet Melodies  Music

    Sing me a sweet melody

    a lullaby

    a tune filled with love.

     

    12/04/2023- ‘Allure’

    the most alluring

    most desirable

    sexiest woman

    on the planet

    is you my dear,

     

    12/05/2023-‘blood’

    Bloodlines Family History

    I have 20  nationalities

    swirling in my tangled bloodlines.

    from my father:

    Basque, French, Danish, German, Jewish, Laplander

    Mongolian, Italian, Norwegian, Russian,

    Swedish, Spanish, Ukrainian.

     

    From my Mother:

    Cherokee, Dutch, English, Nigerian,

    Scottish, Southern American, and Welsh.

     

    Note:  My mother is from the lost tribe of the Cherokee Indians.  My DNA confirms I have native ancestry but traces amounts.

    The Cherokee, North American Indians of Iroquoian lineage, played a significant role during the European colonization of the Americas. Let’s delve into their history and explore their efforts to gain federal and state recognition:

    1. Early Cherokee Life:
      • The Cherokee inhabited approximately 40,000 square miles of the Appalachian Mountains, spanning parts of present-day Georgia, eastern Tennessee, and the western regions of North Carolina and South Carolina.
      • Their society was organized into a confederacy of symbolically red (war) and white (peace) towns. Red towns had supreme war chiefs, while white towns had supreme peace chiefs.
      • Cherokee dwellings were bark-roofed log cabins, with a typical town consisting of 30 to 60 such houses and a council house for meetings and sacred ceremonies.
      • An important religious observance was the Busk (or Green Corn) festival, celebrating firstfruits and new fires.
    2. Colonial Encounters:
      • The Spanish, French, and English all sought to colonize parts of the Southeast, including Cherokee territory.
      • By the early 18th century, the tribe aligned with the British in trading and military affairs.
    3. Cherokee Wars and Treaties:
      • During the U.S. War of Independence, battles and agreements significantly reduced Cherokee power and landholdings in Georgia, eastern Tennessee, and western North and South Carolina.
      • This opened up the territory for white settlement and speculation.
    4. Trail of Tears and Sovereignty:
      • In 1831, missionary Samuel Austin Worcester sued the state of Georgia, leading to a U.S. Supreme Court decision that recognized the Cherokee and other tribes as sovereign nations within the United States.
      • Despite this, the Treaty of New Echota (1835) ceded Cherokee land east of the Mississippi River to the United States, causing immense suffering during the Trail of Tears.
    5. Cherokee Nation in Oklahoma:
      • In the early 20th century, Cherokee who relocated to Oklahoma formed the Cherokee Nation.
      • The tribal government and organizational structure faced challenges but made progress in the 1970s, culminating in the ratification of a constitution in 1976.

    Efforts for federal and state recognition continue to shape the Cherokee people’s journey, preserving their rich heritage and identity 12345.

    Waiting their turn

    A tale of a gross injustice, forked tongues and casino money

     | LITTLE ROCK

    THE history of Native American tribes is rife with suffering and intrigue. Few however have as complicated an ancestry as the Lost Cherokees. Originally from Tennessee, they were shuttled into Arkansas by the federal government in the early 19th century. Desperate to hang on to their new home, the Cherokees went to Washington, DC, to plead their case; but in 1828 they were forced to sign a treaty giving up the Arkansas Reservation for a new home in what later became Oklahoma.

    The tribe split. One group walked the “trail of tears” to Oklahoma. Those who refused to accept the treaty stayed in Arkansas—but at the cost of losing their sovereign status and hiding their ancestry. They were often known as the Black Dutch or the Black Irish. Now these Lost Cherokees, who number around 9,000 in Arkansas with several hundred more in southern Missouri, are fighting for recognition as a proper tribe.

    The federal Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA) has been reviewing the Lost Cherokees’ case since 1999. The tribe has twice asked Arkansas’s attorney-general, Mike Beebe, to certify a question for the November ballot asking voters to grant them state recognition. Mr Beebe, the likely Democratic candidate for governor, pleads that this is a federal responsibility. This looks a little rum. Other states have recognised tribes, something that appears to help them with various bits of the federal government even if official designation as a tribe depends on the BIA.

    Cliff Bishop, the Lost Cherokees’ headman, claims the 1828 treaty was illegal. Federal recognition would bestow millions of dollars in aid on Mr Bishop’s tribe. They need it, he says, for university scholarships, economic development assistance, protection of sacred burial grounds and for medical care. Critics, however, think the tribe has a hidden agenda.

    If the Lost Cherokees were recognised by the federal government, the state might well have to grant them at least a slice of their original territory. The tribe could become an Indian nation within the state and open casinos. Gambling on Indian territory now brings in $18 billion a year. Arkansas would be a good target: only a few parts of the state allow limited gambling.

    Mr Bishop adamantly denies any desire to set up casinos. In a sad twist of history, he blames the rumour on the tribes in Oklahoma who have a strong vested interest in luring Arkansans across the border to gamble in their own casinos. And to complicate things still further, this week the United Keetoowah Cherokees, who do have federal recognition, said they would open up a casino in Fort Smith on land claimed by the Lost Cherokees.

    The federal government recognises 562 tribes. Out of the 150 petitions received since 1978, the BIA has granted recognition in only 15 cases and refused another 19. It says it treats each case on its merits, but Indians suspect that the cost of recognising tribes plays some role in the BIA’s apparent sluggishness. Even if a tribe is recognised, individual members have to meet certain ancestry criteria to get BIA money: in some cases being quarter Indian is enough to get the cash.

    Petitioning-tribes moan that they have to send mountains of ancient documents to the bureau. They also often spend fortunes on lawyers (and sometimes lobbyists, as the Abramoff scandal showed). In many cases, the wait is so long that by the time a petition is granted the elders who made it have died.

    On the other hand, it is often hard to tell who deserves what. For instance, nobody denies that the Lost Cherokees have been treated unfairly; but there are fierce arguments about who exactly is in the tribe, which also goes by two other names (the Arkansas Cherokees and Cherokees on the Arkansas river). Mr Bishop seems to head the main faction, but others call his lot a “wannabe fringe group”.

    The Lost Cherokees still hope to be recognised by the Arkansas legislature by the end of next year—though it won’t help them if Mr Beebe becomes governor. It may take even longer to get anything from the federal government that treated them so harshly nearly 200 years ago.

    Personal Note:  at a State Department consultation meeting with Native American tribes, required under an UN Treaty on the Rights of Indigenous peopl e, held annualy with State and Interior trading hosting responsibilities every year.  I attended the first meeting as I was working in DRL and one of my colleages was also Native American and invited me to the consultation meeting. at the meeting,. I met the Self-appointed Ambassador of the Cherokees.  He confirmed that we were probably distant relatives – he reminded me of my mother’s brother.  He also confirmed that the official Cherokee Nation did not want to share the wealth and casino revenues with the lost tribe who have largely lost their Cherokee culture and were a mix of other tribes, escape blacks and Irish settlers hence the other nickname the Black Irish.

    12/06/2023-‘wave’

    Political Waves

    The threatened red wave

    Never materialized in 2022

    Is a blue wave coming in 2024

    One can only hope

    12/07/2023-‘expectation’

    The expectation

    Is that Donald Trump

    Will attempt to stage

    A comeback.

     

    And if he does

    The expectation is

    That he will become

    The dictator

    That he always

    Wanted to be.

    12/08/2023-‘corner’

    the US is being driven

    into two corners

    Red States and Blue States

    facing an impending divorce

    Civil War 2.0 looming

     

    12/09/2023-‘accuracy’

     

    Political Polling Accuracy

    The accuracy

    Of political polls

    Are called into question

    Every day.

     

    Hard to believe

    That Trump could beat Biden

    If the polls are accurate

    Trump could come back

    Ending American democracy.

    trump
    trump

     

     

    12/10/2023-‘Orthodox’

    The orthodox view

    Of America as a center-right country

    Is in doubt.

     

    America is more of a center-left country

    Depending on the issue

    And state.

     

    12/11/2023-‘incredible’

     

    Incredible Politics

    It is incredible to think

    That is 14 months

    Americans might choose

    Fascism over democracy.

    It is important to vote blue

    To save American democracy.

    Donald-Trump-Talking-out-of-both-sides-of-his-mouth-Car
    Donald-Trump-Talking-out-of-both-sides-of-his-mouth-Car

     

     

     

     

    12/12/2023-‘popular’

     

    trump
    trump

     

     

     

     

     

    Most Popular? Christian Nationalism

    How is it possible

    That Donald Trump

    The most ungodly

    Of men.

     

    The poster child

    For all the seven deadly sins

    Can be the most popular

    political leader

    Among Christians?

    12/13/2023-‘speculation’

    The Republicans are filled

    With dark conspiracy theories.

    Speculation about the Deep State

    Coming to get them.

    Speculating that Biden

    Is a fascist threat

    Ignoring the real fascist threat

    Donald Trump.

     

     

     

     

    12/14/2023-‘Aura’

    Trump’s Aura 40 words

     

    They speak

    That we all have an aura

    Lights that reflect

    Our inner soul.

     

    What is the color

    Of Donald Trump’s aura

    Bright red with anger

    No doubt.

     

     

    12/15/2023-‘outstanding’

    The outstanding question

    Of our time

    Is whether Americans

    Will choose fascism

    Over democracy?

     

    And whether the next election

    This will be the last election

    Of the American republic.

    trump 4
    trump 4
    biden
    biden

     

    1

     

     

     

    2/16/2023-‘old’

    Is this the best

    We can do

    In America.

     

    A choice between

    Two old men

    Both of whom

    Are beyond their prime.

     

    To lead our country

    Into the future?

     

    12/17/2023-‘truth’
    Can’t Handle the Truth

     

    Truth be told

    Americas

    Can’t handle the truth.

     

    The world is heading

    To a dark place

    Perhaps are facing

    The end of civilization.

     

    Or the end of democracy

    In the United States

    As the fascists vie

    For power.

     

    12/18/2023-‘ carrying’

    Everyday

    Carrying on

    The struggle

    For peace, justice

    And the American way

     

    We will overcome

    In the end

    Justice will prevail.

     

     

    biden jpg
    biden jpg

     

     

     

    12/20/2023-‘tremendous ‘

    Tremendous Feeling We Are Going Down A Dark Path.

     

     

    there is a tremendous

    feeling in the land

    that we are going down

    the wrong path

    heading towards

    a dark dystopian future.

     

    12/21/2023-‘beaker’

    Beaker of Beer Cosmos Bar

    Beaker of Beer Sam Samads

    Beaker of Beer 40 words

    Sam Adams

    sat in the Cosmos Bar

    in Soi Cowboy.

     

    with a beaker

    filled with whiskey

    chased by beer.

     

    just another Friday night

    in the City of Lost Angels.

     

    12/22/2023-‘poverty’

    Fourth-World America Poverty

    Fourth World America Trump

    Fourth World America Writing Com

     

    In America

    you don’t have to travel far

    to find poverty.

    in the richest country

    in the world

    25 percent are poor.

     

    and some parts

    of rural America

    looks like the fourth world.

     

    The Forgotten Lost America

    Trump’s America.

     

    12/23/2023-demonstrate’

    Cracking Down on Demonstrations

    Becomes President again

    He promises to crack down

    Hard on demonstrations.

     

    Calling on the military

    To put down any demonstrations

    Against his coming back to power.

     

    12/24/2023-‘brave’

    guns
    guns

     

     

     

     

     

    In the land of the free

    And the home of the brave

    There are daily gun battles

    640 so far this year.

     

    More guns than people

    Politicians are not brave enough

    To stand up to the NRA

    And stop the carnage

    In our streets.

     

     

    12/25/2023-superstitious’

    there are many

    superstitious people

    in this world.

     

    people afraid

    of everything.

    black cats,

    breaking a mirror,

    Friday the 13th.

     

    Superstitions are beliefs that by either doing or not doing something, you will have good luck or keep bad luck at bay1.Some of the most common superstitions are234:

    • Knocking on wood
    • Wishing on a star
    • Breaking a mirror
    • Four-leaf clover
    • Bad news comes in threes
    • Don’t open an umbrella inside
    • Lucky penny

     

    12/26/2023-mechanical

    I have always

    had a problem

    with mechanical items.

     

    a problem with inanimate objects

    just never developed

    mechanical skills.

     

     

    12/27/2023-senseless

    Another morning

    Another act

    Of senseless gun violence

     

    And another useless politician

    Offering useless prayers and thoughts

    The gun ghosts don’t care

    They are dead.

     

    Just another victim

    Of the random senseless violence

    Of our violent time.

     

    12/28/2023-‘different

    The rich are Different Rich

    the Rich are Different 40 words

    The rich are different

    from the rest of us.

     

    and it is not just because

    they have more money

    and power.

     

    No, the Rich are different

    because they are callous

    and indifferent

     

    towards those beneath them

    in social status.

    12/29/2023- ‘Assistant’

    trump jpg
    trump jpg

     

     

     

     

     

    Donald trump

    Has many assistants.

     

    Many enablers.

    That enabled him

    To rise to power.

     

    And will be his assistants

    When he becomes

    Our dictator.

     

    12/30/2023- ‘resultant’

    Chaos Resultant Chaos

    Chaos Resultant 40 words

     

    As the election draws closer

    It is clear that if Donald Trump

    Comes again to power,

     

    There will be unleashed

    The resultant chaos.

     

    As he becomes

    A fascist dictator

    ending American democracy.

     

    12/31/2023-‘numerous’

     

    There are numerous people

    In America and the world,

    Who are terrified

    At the Prospect

    Of another Trump Presidency.

     

    The question is are there enough

    Of them to make a difference

    Or are we doomed

    Sleepwalking our way

    Towards Fascism?

     

    November

    11/30/2023- ‘cutout
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    #75. Association of the Living Dead
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    #74. Shape’
    ID #1059753 entered on November 19, 2023 at 12:01am   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #73. 11/27/2023-‘refinement’
    ID #1059752 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:58pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #72. 11/26/2023-‘machine’ Machine
    ID #1059751 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:55pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #71. 11/25/2023-‘structure Structure ‘
    ID #1059750 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:52pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #70. 11/24/2023-‘alike Trump’
    ID #1059749 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:50pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #69. compensation
    ID #1059748 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:46pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #68. aristocracy”
    ID #1059747 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:44pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #67. 11/21/2023-‘responsible’
    ID #1059746 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:41pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #66. irony
    ID #1059745 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:38pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #65. 11/19/2023-‘until’
    ID #1059744 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:35pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #64. 11/18/2023-‘ Tolerance’
    ID #1059743 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:32pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #63. 11/17/2023-‘opinion’
    ID #1059742 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:29pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #62. childish
    ID #1059741 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:26pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #61. understanding
    ID #1059740 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:23pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #60. dreamland
    ID #1059739 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:20pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #59. nonetheless
    ID #1059738 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:17pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #58. 11/12/2023-‘famous’
    ID #1059735 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:15pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #57. 11/11/2023-‘incredible’
    ID #1059733 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:11pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #56. 11/10/2023-‘legacy’
    ID #1059730 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:08pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #55. I love you more than
    ID #1059729 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:05pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #54. ‘edge’
    ID #1059728 entered on November 18, 2023 at 11:00pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #53. 11/07/2023-‘desire’
    ID #1059727 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:57pm   [Edit]   [8 views]

    #52. 11.6.2023 ‘curly’
    ID #1059726 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:54pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #51. 11/05/2023-‘heredity’
    ID #1059725 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:51pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #50. 11/04/2023- ‘Glamour’
    ID #1059724 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:48pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #49. occurrence’
    ID #1059723 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:45pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #48. 11/02/2023-‘cute’
    ID #1059722 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:42pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

     

    #48. 11/02/2023-‘cute’
    ID #1059722 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:42pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #47. 11/01/2023- ‘objective’
    ID #1059720 entered on November 18, 2023 at 10:39pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #46. courage two related poems
    ID #1058285 entered on October 30, 2023 at 4:18am   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #45. Turning back the clock
    ID #1058284 entered on October 30, 2023 at 4:14am   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #44. Crisis in the Land
    ID #1058283 entered on October 30, 2023 at 4:07am   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #43. birthday do-over
    ID #1058282 entered on October 30, 2023 at 4:03am   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #42. 09/30/2023-‘spirited’
    ID #1056421 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:37pm   [Edit]   [2 views]

    #41. 09/29/2023-‘crackers’
    ID #1056420 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:33pm   [Edit]   [2 views]

     

    #40. 09/28/2023-‘below’
    ID #1056418 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:29pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#39. 09/28/2023-‘below’
    ID #1056417 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:29pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#38. 08/27/2023-‘recharge'{
    ID #1056416 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:25pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#37. O9/26/2023-‘dictator ‘
    ID #1056415 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:22pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#36. 09/25/2023-‘essential ‘
    ID #1056413 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:18pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#35. Gray Man
    ID #1056412 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:15pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#34. 09/23/2023-‘hideous’
    ID #1056411 entered on September 29, 2023 at 10:11pm   [Edit]   [2 views]#33. 09/22/2023-‘strategy
    ID #1056126 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:30pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #32. 09/21/2023-‘tall’
    ID #1056125 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:25pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #31. 09/20/2023-‘disagree’
    ID #1056123 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:23pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #30. 09/19/2023-‘close’
    ID #1056122 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:20pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #29. 09/18/2023-‘cruel’
    ID #1056121 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:18pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #28. 09/17/2023-‘dirty’
    ID #1056120 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:15pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #27. 09/16/2023-‘culture’
    ID #1056119 entered on September 23, 2023 at 1:07pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #26. 09/14/2023-‘soft’
    ID #1056118 entered on September 23, 2023 at 12:51pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #25. 09/13/2023-‘rigid’
    ID #1056117 entered on September 23, 2023 at 12:47pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #24. 09/12/2023-‘equivalent’
    ID #1056116 entered on September 23, 2023 at 12:44pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #23. Apply
    ID #1056114 entered on September 23, 2023 at 12:42pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #22. 9/10/2023 Basic
    ID #1055050 entered on September 2, 2023 at 7:21pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #21. 09/09/2023-attractive’
    ID #1055048 entered on September 2, 2023 at 7:17pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #20. 09/08/2023-‘trapped’
    ID #1055047 entered on September 2, 2023 at 7:13pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #19. 9/3/2023 Regional
    ID #1055046 entered on September 2, 2023 at 7:10pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #18. 09/06/2023-‘fabulous’
    ID #1055043 entered on September 2, 2023 at 7:06pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #17. hotcake
    ID #1055041 entered on September 2, 2023 at 6:59pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #16. Light will prevail over the darkness
    ID #1054987 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:15pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #15. the one-eyed man is king
    ID #1054985 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:12pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #14. 9/1/02 vague
    ID #1054983 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:09pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #13. hard to fulfil
    ID #1054982 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:06pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #12. 8/30/2023 Emotional
    ID #1054909 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:22pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #11. 08/29/2023-‘excellent’
    ID #1054908 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:19pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #10. 08/28/2023 low
    ID #1054907 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:14pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #9. 08/27/2923 Betray
    ID #1054906 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:11pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #8. 08/26/2023-‘detect’
    ID #1054904 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:08pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #7. 08/25/2023-‘floral’
    ID #1054888 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:42pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #6. 08/24/2023-‘pure’
    ID #1054887 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:39pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #5. 08/23/2023-‘nice’
    ID #1054886 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:35pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #4. 8.22.2023 Policy
    ID #1054884 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:32pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #3. 08/21/2023-‘rhythm’
    ID #1054883 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:29pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #2. 08/20/2023-‘requirement’
    ID #1054815 entered on August 29, 2023 at 6:22pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #1. 08/19/2023-‘open’
    ID #1054814 entered on August 29, 2023 at 6:19pm   [Edit]   [3 v

     

    #15. the one-eyed man is king
    ID #1054985 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:12pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #14. 9/1/02 vague
    ID #1054983 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:09pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #13. hard to fulfil
    ID #1054982 entered on September 1, 2023 at 7:06pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #12. 8/30/2023 Emotional
    ID #1054909 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:22pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #11. 08/29/2023-‘excellent’
    ID #1054908 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:19pm   [Edit]   [6 views]

    #10. 08/28/2023 low
    ID #1054907 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:14pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #9. 08/27/2923 Betray
    ID #1054906 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:11pm   [Edit]   [5 views]

    #8. 08/26/2023-‘detect’
    ID #1054904 entered on August 31, 2023 at 2:08pm   [Edit]   [7 views]

    #7. 08/25/2023-‘floral’
    ID #1054888 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:42pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #6. 08/24/2023-‘pure’
    ID #1054887 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:39pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #5. 08/23/2023-‘nice’
    ID #1054886 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:35pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #4. 8.22.2023 Policy
    ID #1054884 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:32pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #3. 08/21/2023-‘rhythm’
    ID #1054883 entered on August 30, 2023 at 11:29pm   [Edit]   [4 views]

    #2. 08/20/2023-‘requirement’
    ID #1054815 entered on August 29, 2023 at 6:22pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

    #1. 08/19/2023-‘open’
    ID #1054814 entered on August 29, 2023 at 6:19pm   [Edit]   [3 views]

     

    1. 09/30/2023-‘Spirited’
      ID #1056421

    #41. 09/29/2023-‘Crackers’
    ID #1056420

    #40. 09/28/2023-‘Below’
    ID #1056418

    #39. 09/28/2023-‘Below’
    ID #1056417

    #38. 08/27/2023-‘Recharge'{
    ID #1056416

    #37. O9/26/2023-‘Dictator ‘
    ID #1056415

    #36. 09/25/2023-‘Essential ‘
    ID #1056413

    #35. Gray Man
    ID #1056412

    #34. 09/23/2023-‘Hideous’
    ID #1056411

    #33. 09/22/2023-‘Strategy
    ID #1056126

    #32. 09/21/2023-‘Tall’
    ID #1056125

    #31. 09/20/2023-‘Disagree’
    ID #1056123

    #30. 09/19/2023-‘Close’
    ID #1056122

    #29. 09/18/2023-‘Cruel’
    ID #1056121

    #28. 09/17/2023-‘Dirty’
    ID #1056120

    #27. 09/16/2023-‘Culture’
    ID #1056119

    #26. 09/14/2023-‘Soft’
    ID #1056118

    #25. 09/13/2023-‘Rigid’
    ID #1056117

    #24. 09/12/2023-‘Equivalent’
    ID #1056116

    #23. Apply
    ID #1056114

    #22. 9/10/2023 Basic
    ID #1055050

    #21. 09/09/2023-Attractive’
    ID #1055048

    #20. 09/08/2023-‘Trapped’
    ID #1055047

    #19. 9/3/2023 Regional
    ID #1055046

    #18. 09/06/2023-‘Fabulous’
    ID #1055043

    #100. 8/18 Vast
    ID #1054813

    #99. 8/18 Vast
    ID #1054812

    #98. 08/17/2023-‘Clear’
    ID #1054811

    #97. 08/16/2023-‘Formal’
    ID #1054810

    #96. 8/15/2023 Freedom
    ID #1054777

    #95. 08/14/2023-‘Hard’
    ID #1054776

    #94. August 13 Classic Sandwich
    ID #1054775

    #93. August 12 {Center}{B}08/12/2023-‘Similar'{/B} {/Center}
    ID #1054774

    #92. August 11 {Center}{B}08/11/2023-Reckon’ {/B} {/Center}
    ID #1054773

    #91. August 10 The Worst That Could Happen
    ID #1054731

    #90. August 9 Attraction
    ID #1054730

    #89. August 8 Tough Woman
    ID #1054729

    #88. August 7
    ID #1054728

    #87. August 6 Failure
    ID #1054727

    #86. August 5 Beauty
    ID #1054726

    #85. August 4 Pain
    ID #1053442

    #84. August 3
    ID #1053441

    #83. 08/02/2023-Sweet
    ID #1053440

    #82. 08/01/2023- ‘Create’
    ID #1053439

    #81. July Entry
    ID #1053350

    #80. Alone No More Monthly Poetry
    ID #1051571

    #79. Beauty Of The Universe Faith at Sunrise
    ID #1051570 #78. Posting To The 30th
    ID #1051247 #77. Posting To The 27th
    ID #1051147 #76. Postings Through June 15
    ID #1050855

    #75. Postings Through June 12
    ID #1050630 #74. Entry For June 22
    ID #1049936 #73. Entry For May 18
    ID #1049769 #72. Entry For May 10
    ID #1049229 #71. Soft Sell
    ID #1048123#70. Honesty Is the Best Policy
    ID #1048122#69. Be Careful
    ID #1048121#68. Deny
    ID #1048120#67. Going Backward To 19th Century
    ID #1048119 #66. Follow Me to Hell
    ID #1048118]#65. Anniversary
    ID #1048117 #64. Hopeful
    ID #1048116#63. Hopeless
    ID #1048115#62. On Any Night
    ID #1048114

    #61. 3 Poems Don’t Be on Too Smart, Scary, Proudness
    ID #1047612

    #60. Photo Prompt Christmas Greeting
    ID #1047611

    #59. Two Poems Skipping Breakfast, Frustration
    ID #1047609

    #58. Four Entries
    ID #1047378

    #57. Five Entries
    ID #1047127

    #56. Be Realistic
    ID #1046985

    #55. Toxic Waste Dump Limerick
    ID #1046983

    #54. That Is My Need and Four Other Poems
    ID #1046982

    #53. Destiny Is Unknowable”
    ID #1046696

    #52. At Last, Dreams Come True
    ID #1046695 #51. The Joy of Achieving Your Dream
    ID #1046694

    50. True Hospitality A Thing Of The Past
    ID #1046693]
    #49. Fear Of Death
    ID #1046692
    #48. COVID Attack
    ID #1046691
    #47. COVID Madness
    ID #1046690
    #46. I Hope
    ID #1046298
    #45. The Book of Revelations
    ID #1046263
    #44. Karmic Fate
    ID #1046211
    #43. Berkeley Garden Memories
    ID #1045972

    #42. We Shall Overcome 40 Words
    ID #1045903

    #41. Are You Sure?
    ID #1045858

    #40. How Beautiful
    ID #1045824

    #39. Wrong One
    ID #1045728

    #38. In Awe of Sonnet Writers for Feb 26
    ID #1045548

    #37. Stoned Heart
    ID #1045544

    #36. Most Joyful Moment
    ID #1045493

    #35. Set My Heart on Fire
    ID #1045433

    #34. Affection
    ID #1045366

    #33. I Feel Your Existence Everywhere.”
    ID #1045314

    #32. AI Love Poem
    ID #1045114

    #31. Knocking At the Doors of Your Heart
    ID #1045015

    #30. Missing You
    ID #1044967

    #29. Embrace The Spring
    ID #1044907

    #28. Happy Adopted Family
    ID #1044854

    #27. The End Scene
    ID #1044801

    #26. Gloomy Thoughts
    ID #1044580

    #25. Not Celebrating the Wedding Anniversary
    ID #1044527
    #24. Sam Adams Turning 75
    ID #1044480
    #23. Dream Questions
    ID #1044420
    #22. Happy Acrostic Poem
    ID #1044376
    #21. Late For His Wedding Celebration for February 6 Entry
    ID #1044322
    #20. Year From Hell
    ID #1044209
    #19. The Last Dream
    ID #1044104
    #18. Troubled Childhood Memories Don’t Go Away for January 31
    ID #1043969

    #17. Be Optimistic
    ID #1043919

    #16. Magic Red Flower for Jan 29
    ID #1043844

    #15. M Heaven for Jan 27
    ID #1043763

    #14. Finding Peace of Mind for January 26
    ID #1043719

    #13. Expecting You
    ID #1043578

    #12. Winter Blues Writing Rupali’s Poetry Form
    ID #1043530

    #11. Dear God,
    ID #1043498

    #10. For Whom Do I Write?
    ID #1043461

    #9. Optimism Is the Ultimate Force Multiplier
    ID #1043389

    #8. The Walls Have Eyes
    ID #1043298

    #7. Coffee OVI
    ID #1043296

    #6. There Once Was a Man Turning 55
    ID #1043235

    #5. Love Haiku Chain
    ID #1043157

    #4. Love Koji Ko Poem
    ID #1043156

    #3. Winter’s Romance
    ID #1043109]

    #2. My Passion
    ID #1043107

    #1. What Is Love
    ID #1043106

     

     

     

  • Gary Noland Music Updates

    Gary Noland Music Updates

    Gary Noland Music Updates

     

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    Composergarynoland – Composition Lessons, Music, Piano

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    Gary Noland’s Music

    Introducing Jim Davidson

    Spillwords Published One Night In Bombay

     

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2wRIntroducing Gary Noland’s Music

    Updates

    My friend, Gary Noland has been quite active lately with lots of new music.  Here are some of his recent pieces for your listening amusement.

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    Brand new piece (15 August, 2017): Gary Noland, piano & narration, performs Fascicle No. 162, Part Six of his chamber novel Jagdlied Op. 20.

    Brand new piece (15 August, 2017): Gary Noland, piano & narration, performs Fascicle No. 162, Part Six of his chamber novel Jagdlied Op. 20.

    My PAEAN IN HOMAGE TO HIGH-MINDED MAGGOTS, UPSTANDING BOTTOMFEEDERS, AND OTHER MALIGNANT PARASITES OF UNIMPEACHABLE MORAL INTEGRITY performed by THE PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE (December 20th, 2022): https://soundcloud.com/…/paean-in-homage-to-high-minded

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     My latest piece: CONFUNKLED SNAFUBARBIES AND THEIR BIRDBRAINIAC CARBON COPIES CONFLABULATING AT THE FUNERAL HOME BEFORE THE FALL performed by THE PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE (December 18th, 2022): https://soundcloud.com/…/sets/confunkled-snafubarbies-and

    My SOFT-BOILED EGGHEADS performed by THE PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE (December 16th, 2022): https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/sets/soft-boiled-eggheads

    My latest piece: TITS FOR TAT FROM A NURSING HOME NAZI’S NEMESIS performed by THE PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE (December 12th, 2022): https://soundcloud.com/…/sets/tits-for-tat-from-a-nursing

    My VENGEGASMIC PHRENZY performed by the redoubtable PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE: https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/sets/vengegasmic-phrenzy

     Collected Piano Works (Author Interview)

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    Gary Noland

    Lives in Portland, Oregon

    Self-Employed

    1/14/11, 3:37 PM

    Gary

    Hey Jake, Zappenin? Nice to see you in FB. I’m living in Portland, Oregon these days. Love it here. Jim tells me you’ve visited him on occasion in the Bay Area. I go there once or twice a year. Maybe we’ll cross orbits again sometime. I’m composing a 90-minute set of variations on my own theme for solo piano, which I started in April, 2009. Hope to have it completed in about three months. At 39 variations, I’ve probably broken the world record in terms of length and scope. You’re in Alexandria these days? Nice! Hope all is well. Cheers, Gary

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    Dear Friends, I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE UPCOMING RELEASE OF MY NEW DOUBLE CD: 20 COVIDITTIES Op. 116—composed amidst suffocating smoke, impending conflagrations, destructive riots, politico-ideological turmoil, all whilst in the throes of a pernicious global pandemic. Available for purchase on Amazon for only $16.95 “… a most important work … molted out of a neo-romanticism into a completely postmodern reduction of elements (ad absurdum) … Sometimes that romanticism … provides a frame or narrative on which [Noland] builds around or elaborates other layers. This is a multi-tiered music … the tonal works providing the frame are exquisite in their own right … the Chopin/Strauss element seems to reflect the old bourgeoisie under attack from the culture that has arisen since … its deliberately loving, saccharine poesy seems unmoved … love and fine taste exist wherever the appoggiatura stabs the heart … impressive series … a highly sophisticated sonic cartoon …”—ERNESTO FERRERI, American composerD

     

    20 COVIDITTIES Op. 116—composed amidst suffocating smoke, impending conflagrations, destructive riots, politico-ideological turmoil, all whilst in the throes of a pernicious global pandemic.

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    Hi Jake, it is available for listening (in its entirety) on SoundCloud at the following link: https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/sets/coviditties-op-116-by-gary

    TWENTY COVIDITTIES Op. 116 by GARY LLOYD NOLAND

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    I have not used Sibelius with a keyboard since it has pretty good playback capabilities built into it. Listen to this, for example: https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/demagogue-unseatment-celebration-march-for-military-band-op-110

    DEMAGOGUE UNSEATMENT CELEBRATION MARCH for military band Op. 110

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    ACCESS OF OIL for French horn, violin, cello, percussion & piano Op. 114

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    I have a Yamaha Montage, which I started using in the summer but not in conjunction with Sibelius. As far as I know, virtually any MIDI keyboard ought to work with Sibelius. I haven’t tried it myself but I believe you shouldn’t have any problems with it. To be safe, ask the people at Sibelius and/or at Yamaha to recommend the right configurations. Best of luck with your new toys!

    12/2/20, 5:40 PM

    Gary

    A musical memoir of 2020, this brand new double CD makes the perfect Xmas stocking stuffer! I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE OFFICIAL RELEASE OF MY BRAND NEW DOUBLE CD: 20 COVIDITTIES Op. 116—composed amidst suffocating smoke, impending conflagrations, destructive riots, politico-ideological turmoil, all whilst in the throes of a pernicious global pandemic. Available for purchase on Amazon. “… a most important work … molted out of a neo-romanticism into a completely postmodern reduction of elements (ad absurdum) … Sometimes that romanticism … provides a frame or narrative on which [Noland] builds around or elaborates other layers. This is a multi-tiered music … the tonal works providing the frame are exquisite in their own right … the Chopin/Strauss element seems to reflect the old bourgeoisie under attack from the culture that has arisen since … its deliberately loving, saccharine poesy seems unmoved … love and fine taste exist wherever the appoggiatura stabs the heart … impressive series … a highly sophisticated sonic cartoon …”—ERNESTO FERRERI, American composer

     

    20 COVIDITTIES Op. 116—composed amidst suffocating smoke, impending conflagrations, destructive riots, politico-ideological turmoil, all whilst in the throes of a pernicious global pandemic.

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    Hope all is well with you. I am writing to let you know about my latest double CD “ENTROPIC ABANDON: a Super-Psychedelic, Maximalistic, Decadissident Free-Wing Dog & Pony Circus Flextravabonanza of Blightgeisty, Neuromantic, Encore-gasmic Opuscula,” which is now available for pre-order on Amazon. The official release date is March 1st. Order your copies NOW!!!

     ENTROPIC ABANDON: a Super-Psychedelic, Maximalistic, Decadissident Free-Wing Dog & Pony Circus Flextravabonanza of Blightgeisty, Neuromantic, Encore-gasmic Opuscula

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    My latest double CD “ENTROPIC ABANDON: a Super-Psychedelic, Maximalistic, Decadissident Free-Wing Dog & Pony Circus Flextravabonanza of Blightgeisty, Neuromantic, Encore-gasmic Opuscula” is now available for pre-order on Amazon. The official release date is March 1st. Order yours today!!!

     ENTROPIC ABANDON: a Super-Psychedelic, Maximalistic, Decadissident Free-Wing Dog & Pony Circus Flextravabonanza of Blightgeisty, Neuromantic, Encore-gasmic Opuscula

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    RAND NEW PIECE: ORLAN DOY GLANDLY conducts members of THE PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE in a performance of GERTY MACDOWELL’S DRAWERS by GARY LLOYD NOLAND.

    GERTY MACDOWELL’S DRAWERS

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    I am pleased to share this riveting performance by soprano Anna Haagenson and pianist Stephanie Thompson of the world premiere of my setting of Alexander Theroux’s poem “The Cabaret of Theresienstadt” (at 121:14), which was presented at the NACUSA 2021 Virtual New Music Festival on 18 April. This conference had originally been scheduled to take place in March, 2020 but was cancelled in the last minute due to the unfolding COVID crisis. I set ten poems of A. Theroux’s which I’ve been anxiously awaiting to hear performed (including one large choral setting for SATB, oboe, horn, bass & timpani). It is gratifying to finally hear this song interpreted by sensitive musicians. More performances of my Theroux settings are forthcoming. Anyone who is interesting in following the score may access it from my website in the “Scores 1” menu.

    In the Neighborhood — NACUSA 2021 Virtual New Music Festival / Conference

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    This edition of my double CD ENTROPIC ABANDON will be out of print on June 4th. If interested, this is the time to order it!

     ENTROPIC ABANDON: a Super-Psychedelic, Maximalistic, Decadissident Free-Wing Dog & Pony Circus Flextravabonanza of Blightgeisty, Neuromantic, Encore-gasmic Opuscula

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    May 28, 2021, 1:09 AM

    Although the recent double CD of my compositions “Entropic Abandon” (released on March 1st) is currently ranked No. 2 on the Amazon bestseller list of “Hot New Releases” in the “Special Interest” category, it is, unfortunately, going out of print come June 4th. All interested parties can take advantage of this last minute opportunity to order a copy from Amazon (two CDs for the price of one). https://www.amazon.com/…/dp/B08VXC9X5S/ref=zg_bsnr_35_2

    Amazon.com New Releases: The best-selling new & future releases in Special Interest

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    Here’s where one can purchase it, along with two other recent CDs: https://composergarynoland.godaddysites.com/discography

    Contact dr. noland about commissions or private music lessons

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    Here’s a link to the hardbound color version of my chamber novel JAGDLIED: https://www.thriftbooks.com/w/jagdlied-a-chamber-novel-for-narrator-musicians-pantomimists-dancers–culinary-artists-standard-color-hardcover/19506767/item/29328620/?gclid=CjwKCAjwt8uGBhBAEiwAayu_9V82ECGJv3JS6AQBFhX59cnu6nNuQn9ZI4AgMCyn78x3floMplefNRoCdQ4QAvD_BwE#idiq=29328620&edition=20733719

    Jagdlied: A Chamber Novel for Narrator,… book

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    My bio can be found on the home page of my website: https://composergarynoland.godaddysites.com/

    Contact dr. noland about commissions or private music lessons

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    Hi Jake, I have a new collection (Volume 2) of my COLLECTED PIANO WORKS available for pre-ordering from most major, and many independent, book retailers worldwide. Thanks for asking! Hope all’s well with you and yours. Gary

    I’m excited to announce that Volume 2 of my COLLECTED PIANO WORKS, which includes 39 VARIATIONS ON AN ORIGINAL THEME IN F MAJOR Op. 98 and GRANDE RAG BRILLANTE Op. 15, is available to pre-order from Amazon at: Ihttps://www.amazon.com/Collec…/dp/1732302391/ref=sr_1_1… “…The [39 Variations] is an astounding tour de force. In its far-reaching, systematic exploration of the theme’s creative possibilities … it reminds one of the Goldberg and the Diabelli. But in its monumental dimensions it goes far beyond them both, and in the large number of historical styles referenced and integrated into the work … I am unaware of any parallel … I offer my humble congratulations on a titanic achievement!”-LUDWIG TUMAN, composer & pianist

    Gary Noland

    Introducing Gary Noland’s Music

    I have known Gary Noland since high school.  He is a very talented composer, piano player, and cartoonist who lives in Portland.  His music is eclectic with a snarky sarcastic tone to it, somewhat like listening to Frank Zappa’s classical music scores.   His cartoons are very Robert Crumpian in spirit.  Take a listen and let me know what you think.

    https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/sets/new-album-by-gary-lloyd-1

    Here’s a link to a page on my website where orders for this CD and others can be made:

    https://composergarynoland.godaddysites.com/discography

    Here’s a link to the home page on my website, which includes my short bio:

    https://composergarynoland.godaddysites.com/

    Here’s a link to my chamber novel JAGDLIED and my play NOTHING IS MORE. Jag lied is offered in several versions: https://www.amazon.com/Dolly-Gray-Landon/e/B07GJV8Y11?ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1&qid=1624516602&sr=1-1

    If you need anything else, don’t hesitate to ask.

    Thanks!

    All best,

    Gary L. Noland

    You can contact Gary Noland at nolandgary5@gmail.com

    BIO

    Introducing Gary Noland’s Music

    Dr. Gary Lloyd Noland (a.k.a. author Dolly Gray Landon & artist Lon Gaylord Dylan), grew up in a crowded house shared by ten people on a plot of land three blocks south of UC Berkeley known as People’s Park, which has distinguished itself as a site of civic unrest since the late 1960 Dr. Gary Lloyd Noland (a.k.a. author Dolly Gray Landon & artist Lon Gaylord Dylan), grew up in a crowded house shared by ten people on a plot of land three blocks south of UC Berkeley known as People’s Park, which has distinguished itself as a site of civic unrest since the late 1960s. As an adolescent, Gary lived for a time in Salzburg and Garmisch-Partenkirchen, where he absorbed many musical influences. Having studied with a long roster of acclaimed composers and musicians, he earned his Bachelor’s in music from UC Berkeley in 1979, continued studies at the Boston Conservatory, and transferred to Harvard University, where he added to his credits Dr. Gary Lloyd Noland (a.k.a. Author Dolly Gray Landon & artist Lon Gaylord Dylan), grew up in a crowded house shared by ten people on a plot of land three blocks south of UC Berkeley known as People’s Park, which has distinguished itself as a site of civic unrest since the late 1960s.

    As an adolescent, Gary lived for a time in Salzburg and Garmisch-Partenkirchen, where he absorbed many musical influences. Having studied with a long roster of acclaimed composers and musicians, he earned his Bachelor’s in music from UC Berkeley in 1979, continued studies at the Boston Conservatory, and transferred to Harvard University, where he added to his credits a Masters’ and a Ph.D. in Music Composition in 1989.

    Gary’s catalog consists of hundreds of works, which include piano, vocal, chamber, experimental, and electronic pieces; full-length plays in verse, “chamber novels,” and other text pieces; as well as graphically notated scores. His award-winning chamber novel JAGDLIED for Narrator, Musicians, Pantomimists, Dancers & Culinary Artists was listed by one reviewer as the “Top Book of 2018.” Gary’s compositions have been performed and broadcast (including on NPR) in many locations throughout the United States, as well as in Europe, Asia, and Australia. He founded the Seventh Species concert series in San Francisco in 1990 and, for 23 years, produced well over 50 concerts of contemporary classical music on the West Coast. He is also a founding member of Cascadia Composers. Gary has taught music at Harvard, the University of Oregon, and Portland Community College. His musical scores are available from J.W. Pepper, RGM, Sheet Music Plus, and Freeland Publications. Six CDs of his compositions are available on the North Pacific Music label at: www.northpacificmusic.com. He has well over 300 videos of his music and narratives available for listening on YouTube at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJt_eNyJqOZBErG9McQ51nA and numerous other sites on the Internet. composition lessons Lake Oswego Beaverton

    The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs STATE-OF-THE-ART EAR EXERCISES for MUSICAL COGNOSCENTI Op. 119 by GARY LLOYD NOLAND.

    Featuring the composer and his five alter egos:

    GARY LLOYD NOLAND: panda harmonium, malapropsichord, climaxophone, smorgasborgasmatron, bombasticordion, whoopeeboard, air cacophony or

    ORLAN DOY GLANDLY: squealharp, ventilator guitar, squawkarina, Gulag whistle, dodecaphone, double-crossillators, electro-kakazoo

    DARNOLD OLLY YANG: googah, hee-haw, harrumphinator, dalzheimers, oink bells, nerdy gurdy, didgeridoowahdoo, jello thumpers, custard pounders

    LON GAYLORD DYLAN: unstitched concussion, belly button cymbals, lambastanets, barking spider engines, underarmonica, stiletto knockers, pudding whackers

    DOLLY GRAY LANDON: forbidden flute, yo-yo-boe, C-sharp clarinet, stench horn, C-flat crumpet, smackbutt, bombdrone, polyphonic foot tuba

    ARNOLD DAY LONGLY: steam viola, nose cello, nostril bass, power-barf machine, scaremin, toilet brushes, discordion

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    The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs WAYWARD effects & AFFLICTIONS Op. 120 by GARY LLOYD NOLAND

    Fever DREAMS Op. 118,

    an Unequivocal Crustbucket List of Smexy and Sophistocratic Quarantunes for Perspicacious Connoisseurmudgeons, Trans melancholiac Insomniacs, Necromantic Misanthropes, Compulsive Transgress mists, and other Categorical Certifiable from the Psycho-Experimental Ward of Herr Doctor Noland’s Avantgarde-Boiled Cynic Clinic

    24 Interludes for Piano, Vol. 2

    October 2006: “Twenty-Four Interludes” for piano Vol. 2  (Op. 71, Nos. 13-24), performed by Gary Noland. Duration: 75 minutes. www.NorthPacificMusic.com (NPM LD 027).

    24 Postludes for Piano, Vol. 2

    February 2006: “Twenty-Four Postludes for Piano” Vol. 2  (Op. 72, Nos. 13–24), performed by Gary Noland. Duration: 75 minutes. www.NorthPacificMusic.com (NPM LD 025). music CDs original compositions Beaverton Portland Lake Oswego

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    “Gary Noland is one of those 21st Century composers seeking to forge a new aesthetic based on older models that do not traffic in serialism or minimalism. These dry, playful pieces pay homage to classical forms from various periods while gently satirizing them. Zany waltzes, ragtime riffs, chorales, toccatas, and much else romp and tear through these depictions of superheroes and villains from his ‘chamber novels’; other pieces spoof serial music (‘Ventured, nothing gained’) to grand operas (‘Meditative’) and Jewish guilt (‘Spikes’). The irreverent program closes with two serious, impressive, endlessly modulating memorials: one to George Rothberg, an allusive homage to an important neo-romantic who was himself a master of allusion; another to Jon Sutton, an artist Noland feels was wrongfully neglected by a corporate culture that promotes dreck and mediocrity, making it ‘possible to have a Brahms or Schubert next door and not even realize it. This is a culture that ‘confers towering soapboxes to impostors of all persuasions, all too often to the exclusion of first-rate minds who are less savvy about how to work the system to their advantage’.

    North Pacific Music

    Smaller labels like North Pacific Music represent a new way of working that system, a small means of saving what Noland regards as ‘an endangered (and fast becoming extinct) high culture’. I could do without the ugly cover art, but the piano sound is extremely vivid—and Noland plays his work with wit and conviction.”

    —Jack Sullivan, American Record Guide, July/August 2007

    “Yesterday, the first day of the year [2004], I opened your CD package—and could hardly believe my ears when I listened to your Venge Art and 24 Postludes for Piano, Op. 72—how magnificent!!  I will include most [of] your works in our local shows, especially in the Art Block program Sound Sculpture—a program for visual and sonic art.… I listen to all arriving music and [respond] seldom as excited as I did to your music.… Have a terrific 2004.  You made mine with your inspiring music, talent, and creativity. Thank you.”

    —Brita Heisman, Executive Producer, KAZU Local Programming, Pacific Grove, CA.

    Royal Oil works Music

    January 2006:  “Royal Oil works Music” (electro-acoustic). Duration: ca. 75 minutes. Includes: “Prelude in E Minor” (Op. 34), “Serial Lullaby” (Op. 80, No. 1), “Spray Taint” (Op. 80, No. 2), “Dog Duo” (Op. 66), “Rag bones” (Op. 11), “Grey Malignant Banks” (Op. 80, No. 3) “My Babe’s Gone Down to Do Her Glue” (Op. 80, No. 4), “Royal Oil works Music” (Op. 80, No. 5) “Prelude & Zoo trot” (Op. 22), “Something Rotten” (Op. 80, No. 6) “Music is Dead” (Op. 53), “Treadmill” (Op. 37), “Deformed Fugue” (Op. 17), “Insurrection of the Office Slaves” (Op. 80, No. 7), “Psycho-Bacchanal” (Op. 80, No. 8). www.NorthPacificMusic.com  (NPM LD 024). music CDs original compositions Beaverton Portland Lake Oswego

    “We recently received a CD [Royal Oil works Music] of Gary Noland’s here at WOBC. I must say that upon previewing some of the tracks and reading the program notes that all of us have never laughed so hard in our lives. We usually don’t play music as arrogant and docile as Gary’s but the ironic-postmodern-naive-pretension that this CD showed made me reconsider. I would like to get in touch with M. Noland and arrange a telephone interview for one of our classical radio shows.”

    —Joshua Morris, Classical Director, WOBC 91.5 FM, Oberlin, OH

    “Gary Noland is a composer to end all composers

    … his attitude is not subtly disestablishmentarian, and you’d better enjoy it.… Some of the sounds are amusing, but the music is sort of deliberately annoying, both in sonority and in the mood—deliberately uninspired, almost to the point of inspiration. From Bach to rags to whatever, Noland seems determined to annoy as many people as he can, in an amusing way. He is an angry guy but witty.

    If the idea of deliberate lack of originality purveyed in an atmosphere of political incorrectness appeals to you, here, in no uncertain terms, it is. Titles such as ‘Spray Taint’, ‘Dog Duo’, and ‘Insurrection of the Office Slaves’ give the mood, while the title tune [‘Royal Oil works Music’] is the real purpose of the Bush administration, as explained in the notes.…”

    —David Moore, American Record Guide

    Seriously Odd Classical Tongue in Check Electro-Acoustic

    “Seriously odd classical… Tongue-in-cheek electro-acoustic combines baroque harpsichord and cheesy electronic sounds. Funny like Satie is funny – zany and irreverent. Lots of serialism … but the bizarre collage of styles and periods is brilliant. Oh, it’s also like PDQ Bach/Peter Schickele in some ways. Absurd liner notes!  Baroque-sounding … Serialist electro-acoustic … very refreshing, given how “ivory tower” this type of music often is. Cheesy synths, electronic percussion, and trumpets … up tempo and funky. Baroque harpsichord with pop and world music sounds going on in off-kilter, almost random rhythms. WTF? Very cool …Waa Waa synth, fugue-like … Zany … Cecil Taylor piano over drum machine breakbeats … Close to Dual (Ed Chang and Doug Theriault – crazy dense guitar and laptop processing), with national anthem-like moments?? And bird song?? Zany … Slow serialist/romantic … prelude to baroque trills to Richian/rag arpeggios to a Chopin breakdown to a jazz ending. Phew. This rocks … Bogy woozy synth with jazz percussion and serialist randomness. Lots of noodling, er, electronic wanking? Upbeat … Staccato baroque fugue on electronic choral sounds and pipe organ sounds … funny … Rhythmically interesting …  Fugue for harpsichord … Some free jazz freak-outs … Great title for this … Squeaky sounds with sax and choral synthesizer—like if you played the Handel theme from the film A Clockwork Orange, Sonny Rollins, Tchaikovsky, and, well, a psychotic serialist all at once.”

    —KZSU FM90.3, Stanford, CA

    “A look at the head-note will alert you to Gary Noland’s very personal way with words. Not for Noland the lures either of Olympian detachment or lower case “significance.” No, Noland is full-on and takes few linguistic prisoners. Similarly with the booklet artwork, Noland’s own, which is an example of crazed Robert Crumb à Africanize. And his music is much the same, Deformed Fugue, his 1977 piece for harpsichord summoning up pretty nicely his compositional stance. This is an elixir brewed of Couperin and Rameau, Scott Joplin, Bach, free funk, free Jazz (Cecil Taylor?), the Fugue, and an unholy alliance of straight sounding neo-classicism and its subsequent assault by the forces of percussive militancy.

     

    Noland may be a romantic but doesn’t want you to know.

    His Prelude is baroque-convincing though attended by some sour-is off notes he follows it with Serial Lullaby, a synthesizer-rich free funk piece that mocks its title. Spray Taint gives us assaulted baroque, the percussion blizzards full of jazz offbeat and whoop-bang noises (plus telephone rings and disco inferno). He subjects Ragtime to the same souring procedures as he does to his off-note harpsichord baroque and evokes a drugs fix (in My Babe’s Gone Down to Do Her Glue) with some haywire free form. He writes an American fanfare for the title track and subjects it to anti-Bush assault by bird song and drum blister.

    Quixiotic Sense

    His quixotic sense extends to opus numbers – the bowels of Op. 80 are scattered throughout the disc, and to instrumentation as well. I assume he makes all the noises, both pianistic and harpsichord synthesized and vocalized. He’s a veritable one-man band of off-kilter influences, the procedural repetition of which sometimes got me seriously down, though I did like his Swingle Sisters take-off on Music is Dead: A Paradox in Fugue.”

    —Jonathan Woolf, Music Web International

    24 Postludes for piano, Vol. 1

    August 2004: “Twenty-Four Postludes for Piano” Vol. 1 (Op. 72, Nos. 1–12), performed by Gary Noland. Duration: 72 minutes.  North Pacific Music (PO BOX 82627, Portland, Oregon 97282-0627, USA, tel/fax:  1-800-757-7384, www.NorthPacificMusic.com (NPM LD  018). music CDs original compositions Beaverton Lake Oswego

     REVIEWS/ENCOMIUMS

    “As usual I have been fiendishly busy and during my last absence, our humidification system went bonkers, depositing condensation and mold all over the place so now I am trying to deal with that on top of my overload. Nonetheless, I have put on the postludes whenever I’ve been at the computer and found them up to your usual iconoclastic, stylistic potpourri standards of giddy humor, no holds barred soup to nuts and high spirits. They are balm to the grim state of mind in which I find myself.”

    —Robert Levin, pianist (cadenza improviser extraordinaire), scholar, Professor of Music, Harvard University

    “Many thanks for the CDs you sent me, which I have been listening to with great pleasure and fascination.… I am bowled over by the expertise of your music:  you use certain elements from the 19th century and jazz, etc., and just at the moment when I am about to say, OK, what else is new? you do several things, such as speeding up, becoming wildly dissonant, modulating to a distant continent, stopping completely, and throwing some kind of total surprise. All of these things are possible, but you seem to know exactly when to do what and how much.  I don’t know anybody else who can do it!  And the brief electronic statements are spooky in the best and most extreme sense.  They make my hair (what’s left of it) stand on end.…”

    —Andrew Imbrue, composer, Pulitzer Prize finalist

    “Mr. Noland’s Postludes are a collection of wild and crazy pieces for … piano. These are essentially parodying of various styles, set in a dizzying harmonic language that loops uncontrollably through a wide-ranging gamut of possible and impossible tonalities. He applies this procedure to the fugue, ragtime, German dances (Schubert), romantic waltzes (Richard Strauss seems to be a favorite), and virtuosic piano scherzos. There’s a Chinese polonaise, a whiff of pentatonic Debussy; and, like most composers after Berlioz, he can’t seem to keep his hands off the Dies Irae (though fortunately, the tongue is firmly in cheek). Both Peter Schickele and Conlon Nan arrow hover over the proceedings. I’d even throw in Mark Applebaum, another Californian … The opening fugue is dedicated to the late David Lewin, the prominent Harvard theorist.  Lukas Foss gets a dedication, also (maybe his Baroque Variations had some sort of influence on Noland at some point).

    The general effect is like watching wet paintings of 19th Century musical memorabilia drip into frazzled 21st Century oblivion. The comic-book grotesquerie that graces the jewel box pretty much says it all … these pieces are striking and entertaining … (Postlude 12, an interminable exercise in blues montage, is the most daunting.) The pieces all have funny titles … Mustaches on the Mona Lisa, but those can be interesting if you’re in the right frame of mind.”

    —Allen Gimbel, American Record Guide

    “Composer and pianist Gary Noland are into ‘ha-ha music’—that is, classical music played for laughs, a genre famously (or infamously, depending on your taste in humor) popularized by Peter Schickele, also known as P.D.Q. Bach. This collection of solo piano music, identified as postludes rather than the more traditional preludes designation, indicates that, despite occasionally forcing the musical jokes (and writing far too many tortured puns in his liner notes), Noland has both the writing and playing chops to compensate for his painful musical humor. Dedicated to the late music theorist David Lewin, ‘Philomathetique’ is a witty trope on the music of Richard Strauss, with characterful motives and abundant quick modulations. ‘Effete Singulations’ is a deft, splashy bit of ragtime, while ‘Pickthanks and Premediates’ is a light-hearted romp played at a dizzying tempo and ‘Psychonipptions’ (dedicated to composer Henry Martin) is a send-up of 20th Century French music. Overall, Postludes is a mixed bag, but when Noland focuses on playing the piano well rather than simply playing for laughs, his compelling artistry shines through.”

    —Christian Carey, Splendid Magazine

    “Gary—you continue to be one of the most original of the contributors to ‘The Classical Salon.’ And ‘Effete Singulations’ [Postlude #2] opens one of my ragtime shows.”

    —David Rifkin, Host, “Classical Salon” and “The Ragtime Machine,” KUSF 90.3 FM, University of San Francisco.

    24 Interludes for piano, Vol. 1

    August 2004: “Twenty-Four Interludes for Piano” Vol. 1 (Op. 71, Nos. 1-12), performed by Gary Noland. Duration: 74 minutes. North Pacific Music (PO BOX 82627, Portland, Oregon 97282-0627, USA, tel/fax: 1-800-757-7384, www.NorthPacificMusic.com (NPM LD  019). music CDs original compositions Beaverton Lake Oswego

    “… intriguing, irritating, … distinctive, inventive, … subversive, … [the music] is never what you expect.  You hear all sorts of styles and influences—Beethoven, ragtime, Nan arrow, stride—often in very quick succession.… I had the strange feeling with many of these pieces [Interludes and Postludes] that, about halfway through, I had got fed up with them, but I was then sorry when they finished.… You can hardly be indifferent to Noland’s music and so I would urge you to try it. Despite my frequent irritation, I will certainly be returning to it and seeking out examples of Noland’s chamber works and multimedia compositions. Music aside, speaking as a cat-lover, I feel an instinctive sympathy with the composer depicted on the front cover of the Interludes fondly embracing his cat. Illogical? Well, yes; I think this music has got to me after all.”

    —Roger Blackburn, Music Web International

    “Gary Noland, a composer, and pianist with an impressive academic pedigree (including a Ph.D. from Harvard) and extensive performing experience, here presents an album of solo piano compositions, or ‘interludes.’ Actually, some of these pieces seem in no way transitory; instead, they present extended musical dialogues that call upon a host of musical styles and require the considerable technical facility to perform. Noland, a fleet-fingered, ebullient performer, is more than up to the task. Pastiche pieces like ‘Mumbo Gumbo’ and ‘Expresso Wagon’ evoke all manner of Romantic-era classical piano figurations; they gently lampoon some of the genre’s conventions, but always remain bright, witty, and engaging. ‘The Temptation of Saint Floyd’ also channels Romanticism, particularly the Strassman sort, demonstrating a more reflective demeanor and adding a dollop of schmaltz to the proceedings. ‘Push Button Fingers’ is prevailingly modern in construction, with syncopated rhythms and sprightly, angular runs creating a far more contemporary sound world. Noland’s work may be eclectic—sometimes even a bit goofy—but Interludes is cleverly constructed and consistently well performed.”

    —Christian Carey, Splendid Magazine, 12/29/2005

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    Selected Music from Venge Art

    July 2002: “Gary Noland:  Selected Music from VENGE ART.”  Duration:  75 minutes. Cellist Hamilton Heifetz and pianist Victor Steinhardt playing “Fantasy in E Minor” for cello & piano (Op. 24), pianist Randall Hodgkinson playing “Humoresque” for piano (Op. 3) and the “Russell Street Rag” (Op. 5), Gary Noland performing three segments of “P*run*Music” (Op. 48), Violist Katherine Murdock and pianist Randall Hodgkinson playing “Romance” for viola & piano (Op. 10), a computer-driven Disklavier performance of “Grande Rag Brillante” (Op. 15), The Onyx String Quartet playing “American Bozo Dance” (Op. 32, No. 8), and Guy Tyler conducting “Septet” (Op. 43) with clarinetist Carol Robe, alto saxophonist Tom Bergeron, French hornist Ellen Campbell, violinists Tawana Nagahara and Anthony Dyer, double-bassist Forrest Moyer, and pianist Art Maddox. Released by North Pacific Music (PO BOX 82627, Portland, Oregon 97282-0627, USA, tel/fax:  1-800-757-7384, www.NorthPacificMusic.com (NPM LD  012). music CDs original compositions Beaverton Lake Oswego

    “Mr. Noland writes as a ‘time traveler’ in styles long abandoned by most composers as well as styles so new as to not have been imagined but by him.  This he accomplishes naturally, convincingly, with originality and true passion.  His command of all musical languages and his ability to traverse musical time is nothing less than remarkable.  Listen!”

    —Donald Martino, Pulitzer Prize-winning composer

    “Composer Gary Noland is possessed of a rich musical imagination, whose technique distills the achievements of Roger, Strauss, and Schoenberg but also refracts their post-romantic/expressionist tendencies through the lens of twenty-first-century post-modernism, American style. Moreover, he fits Stravinsky’s definition of a great composer:  one who doesn’t merely steal but knows what to steal.  This Noland does with wit and aplomb unique to the music of our time.”

    —Ira Braes, pianist, musicologist, Professor of Music, The Hart School

    “Gary Noland’s Venge Art is more than just a collection of music.…inspiring.  He walks with assurance through the treacherous landscape of late tonality and early post-tonality (e.g., Strauss).…a gifted composer.”

    Payton MacDonald—American Record Guide

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    Player less Pianos

    May 2000: “Player less Pianos: Virtual Music for Pianos Virtual and Otherwise.” Seventh Species Composers Series Debut Recording, Limited Collector’s Edition (NPM LCE 007—North Pacific Music). A compilation recording of works by various composers. Includes Gary Noland’s “Grande Rag Brillante” (Op. 15), which was recorded on August 19, 1998, on a Disklavier at SPARK Studios in Emeryville. music CDs original compositions Beaverton Portland Lake Oswego

    Original Compositions by Gary Noland music CDs

    1996: “Passion.” A compilation recording of works by composers Gary Noland, George Rothberg, Georges Enescu, Greg Steinke, and Jackie T. Gabel performed by violist Rozanne Weinberger and pianist Evelyne Lust. Includes Noland’s “Romance” for viola & piano (Op. 10).  (NPM LD 003—North Pacific Music).  Recorded September 1994 at MET Studio Ball State University, Muncie, Indiana.  In Schwann Catalog. music CDs original compositions Beaverton Portland Lake Oswego

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    Be sure and listen to performances of Gary Noland’s music on this website under “videos,” “more videos,” etc.

    All CDs are available for purchase from www.northpacificmusic.com music CDs original compositions Beaverton Portland Lake Oswego

     

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2xlMore music by my friend Gary Noland

    Soprano HSIN YI LIN and pianist ASYA GULUA perform my setting of ALEXANDER THEROUX’S poem PRAYER OF A FAT MAN, Op. 104 (2019).

    Acclaimed novelist/poet/essayist Alexander Theroux gave the composer permission to set as many of his poems as he wishes from his Collected Poems (published by Fantagraphics in 2015). Noland originally scheduled a recital of a number of these songs to be performed by soprano Hsin Yi Lin and pianist Asya Gulua on April 11th, 2020 at Classic Pianos in …

     

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    ALL FOOD IS POISON performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble.

     

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    My SCOFFSCOURINGS performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble (January 11th, 2023): https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/sets/scoffscourings

     

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    FOUR HEINE LIEDER for soprano & piano, Op. 19

    FOUR HEINE LIEDER for soprano & piano, Op. 19

     

    Gary Noland

    Jake Aller Also, here is a link to my recent album of settings of Alexaner Theroux’s poems: https://soundcloud.com/gary…/sets/alexander-theroux-songs

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    Hi Jake, I just put this new album together (seven pieces comprising my Op. 152: DREAD MEETS DESIRE) which can be accessed at the following link: https://soundcloud.com/…/dread-meets-desire-op-152-nos. I can give you more, but I think th…

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    DREAD MEETS DESIRE, Op. 152, Nos. 1-7

    DREAD MEETS DESIRE, Op. 152, Nos. 1-7

     

    Gary Noland

    Hi Jake, here is a link to my FOUR HEINE LIEDER, Op. 19: https://soundcloud.com/…/four-heine-lieder-for-soprano

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    My TAINTED FORGETERIES, Op. 132, No. 9, performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble.

     

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    My TAINTED FORGETERIES, Op. 132, No. 9, performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble.

     

     

     

    https://youtu.be/qob63I6b2GQ?feature=shared I am pleased to present this performance by pianist Myrna Setiawan of the West Coast premiere of my Burlesque for piano, Op. 1, No. 20 (which I myself premiered over forty years ago at the Boston Conservatory). Myrna has a perfect understanding of the piece, as if she had composed it herself. This performance took place at the home of Sylvia Gray and Viktors Berstis at a soirrée hosted by the two of them in Portland’s Sellwood neighborhood on November 18th, 2023. Brava to Myrna—one of Oregon’s most extraordinary pianists!

     

     

     

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    https://soundcloud.com/…/sets/hyperspace-case-study-from My HYPERSPACE CASE STUDY from SIXTY LURID ALBUMBLATTS, Op. 88, No. 43, performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble.

    Soprano Hayley Boggs and pianist Victor Hugo Morales perform my setting of Heinrich Heine’s poem “Aus Meinen Tränen Sprießen” from my FOUR HEINE LIEDER, Op. 19, No. 1.

    AUS MEINEN TRÄNEN SPRIESSEN from FOUR HEINE LIEDER, Op. 19, No. 1

     

     

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  • Spillwords  Published One Night In Bombay

    Spillwords Published One Night In Bombay

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    Spillwords Published One Night In Bombay

    which was previously published in Horror/Sleaze/Trash.

    Spillwords Publishes Gun Madness

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    SpillWords Interview

    spillwords

    horror slease trash

    Dear Jake,

    Thank you for submitting your literary work to us. We are delighted to share the exciting news that our team has reviewed your piece and it has been chosen for publication on Spillwords.com. Congratulations!

    We are currently finalizing the publication details. In the near future, you can expect another message from us with all the necessary information, including the publication date, time, and the link to your published work. Make sure to mark your calendar and share this wonderful news with your friends, family, and fellow writers.

    We are eager to celebrate your publication and witness the impact your words will have on readers worldwide.

    The Mean Streets of Bombay

    One wild night in Bombay, India,
    I walked into an evil bar

    20 drinks too sober
    on the wicked-wrong end of
    a Friday night booze run.

    On the bad side of the Moon

    where Martian men drank,

    ogling the Venus girls and leering
    at Earth women in skin-tight pants
    that made their eyeballs hurt.

    I gave into the spirit

    and decided to join them,
    getting drunk on Martian whiskey and
    smoking that good old-fashioned
    Mars dust as well.

    Next thing I knew,
    I was on my way to Jupiter,
    on a lark with a gal who
    said she was from Saturn.

    Didn’t learn she was from Pluto
    until I woke the next day,
    naked and in jail somewhere
    near Alpha Centauri.

    A million miles away,
    a thousand years in the future,
    with no money, no honey,
    and no fucking way home.

    Still 20 drinks too sober,
    I just pissed away my time
    with fine Pluto whisky
    and cold-ass alien wine.

    Then one day

    I found myself outside that bar again,
    enveloped in the miasmic mists
    by the old Martian whorehouse,
    down near the Gate of India.

    Walked up to my Pluto babe
    and said, man,
    that was some bad shit;
    let’s do it again sometime.

    Knew the day
    would come again,
    I’d be drinking with
    those Martian men.

    Something bad
    my way would come,
    another night
    of wicked fun.

    On the wrong side of the Moon,
    on just the right night,
    in the mean streets

    of Bombay.

    Chaos, poetry written by Jake Cosmos Aller at Spillwords.com

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    Writer’s Digest Chapbook

    Cosmos Reading List 2023

    This is the third time I have entered the Writer’s Digest annual chapbook challenge.  The challenge was to write one poem per day in November then select the best 20 for the chapbook contest. Here are my poems.

    Index

    November 1 Declaration Poem

    Favorite Childhood Object

    Problem Solvers Problems

    Mike Johnson Ain’t No Christian, Jack

    Dreams Of a Better World Problems

    49-Year Love Story

    Barbados Calling Me

    Hometown Calling Me

    Gun Ghosts Speak Up

    Saga of Big Daddy

    Attack of Neighbor Bob Terrorist

    Back in the Old Days, Trump Would Never Have President

    Lucky in Love, Unlucky in Cards

    President Trump on Vermin

    cosmic cat from Berkeley

    We Must Carry the Light

    Presidential election Cycle Writer’s Digest

    Berkeley Time Travels

    Insomnia Wild Things

    AI Love Poem

    November 1 Declaration Poem Birthday

     

    On my birthday

    I like to reflect.

    On the year that was.

     

    And make plans.

    For the year ahead.

     

    Including a declaration

    Of my basic goals

    For the year.

     

    And as always

    End with a declaration

    Of love

    For the love of my life.

     

    Who joined me?

    41 years ago

    Marrying me

    On my birthday.

     

    I declare to her.

    That I will love her

    With all my heart

    Until the end of time.

     

    And vow

    To see her

    In my next life.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Favorite Childhood Object

    piano
    piano

     

     

     

     

     

    One of my

    Favorite objects

    As a child

    Was my piano.

     

    I first started learning.

    To play at age 6

    Kept going with lessons.

    Until age 18.

     

    Briefly thought of

    Becoming

    a professional composer

    Until I flunked out

    Of Oberlin Conservatory.

     

    Thus ending

    my music career.

     

    Lately, I have resumed.

    Playing the piano

    Thinking back

    In my childhood,

     

     Problem Solvers Problems

     

    There are so

    Many problems

    Facing the world.

     

    Climate change

    Inflation

    Lingering pandemics.

     

    Gunmen on the loose

    Violence on the street

    Wars in Ukraine and Israel

    Terrorism threats.

     

    Unending political chaos

    In the United States

    And elsewhere.

     

    But the biggest

    Problem of all

    Is the lingering political.

    Dysfunction.

     

    And the growth

    Of neo-fascism.

     

    That is the real problem.

    Facing us all.

     

    Mike Johnson Ain’t No Christian, Jack

    Mike Johnson

    Has been catching.

    A lot of flack

     

    As his right-wing

    Republican Jesus faith

    Becomes better known.

     

    Particularly, catching flack

    Over his homophobic views

    And bigotry.

     

    May people making

    Brash callous remarks

    About his Christian faith.

    And his open homophobic views.

     

     

    He does not seem to understand.

    His brand of extreme

    evangelical Christian faith.

     

    Is anathema.

    To many people

    These days.

     

    Who views his MAGA faith?

    As hypocritical fake Christianity

    As it violates all of Christ’s teachings.

     

    As Christ was the ultimate

    Social justice “woke.”

    Warrior of all time.

     

    If Christ came back

    He would scream.

    I ain’t no Christian.

     

    Before being crucified

    Again, by the so-called

    Christian leaders.

     

     Dreams of a Better World

     

    I often dream.

    Of a better world

    Of a better future.

     

    Asking what if

    What if we solved

    The climate change problem?

     

    What if we just stop

    The mass gun violence?

     

    What if we just stop

    The endless wars

    And the threat of terrorism.

    .

    What if we stop

    All the despair,

    and fearmongering.

     

    The hate all around us

    And replace it with love.

    And peace and goodwill.

     

    That is my dream.

    Everyday

    Waiting to make

    A better world.

     

    50-Year Love Story

    when I first met you

    on that date

    I met my fate.

     

    That was the beginning.

    of a 49-year love affair

    that began.

    when I first dreamt of

    The dream of meeting you.

     

     Barbados is Calling Me

     

     

     

     

    Barbados is calling me,

    On a winter’s day.

    The tropical beach paradise.

    I want to just be.

    Ending up on the beach,

    no matter what happens.

    Drinking rum and coke with ice.
     

    Berkeley Calling Me

     

     

     

    I am a Berkeley boy.

    Through and through

     

    Went to BHS

    But did not go to CAL.

    My grades did not measure up.

     

    I have wandered the world.

    Living overseas

    Yet everywhere I go.

    I remember my Berkeley roots.

     

    Berkeley is calling me.

    Someday I will return.

    To my homeland

     

    Until then

    I will keep it.

    Berkeley in my heart

     

    And my soul

    A Berkeley boy

    To the end.

    Gun Ghosts Speak Up

    guns
    gun

     

     

     

     

     

    The Association of Gun Ghosts

    Held their annual meeting.

    Thousands of gun ghosts

    Gathered together.

     

    At Columbine High School

    At midnight

    No one saw or heard them.

    As they were ghosts

     

    They decided to issue.

    A manifesto

    To the world

     

    And released it.

    On the internet

    Where their simple plea

    Went viral.

     

    The note read.

     

    People of earth

    Particularly Americans

    Please put away your guns

    Your weapons of war.

     

    Too many of us

    Are being gunned down.

    Because there are so many guns

    More guns than people.

     

    You talk about freedom.

    What about the freedom

    To walk down the street

    Without fear

     

    That a gunman

    Will shoot us dead?

     

    And politicians do nothing.

    But offer useless prayers.

    And thoughts

     

    We don’t need to hear that.

    We demand action.

    We demand responsibility.

     

    We demand you just quit.

    Killing people

    With your guns.

     

    And stop lying.

    You all know.

    That gun kills.

     

    That is what they

    Are designed to do.

    And they do it so well.

     

    We know.

    Because we are the gun ghosts

    Killed by your guns.

     

    But in the end

    If you continue this way

    You too could join us.

    And become gun ghosts.

                                                       Saga of Big Daddy

    Big Daddy, aka Sam Adams
    was the man
    who always had a plan.

    He was an ex-University of Arkansas
    and Dallas Cowboy player
    who had worked for the CIA?

    The agency fired him
    for murdering enemies of the state
    at home in contravention of agency rules,

    but they retained
    his services from time to time.

    He supplemented his CIA payments
    And bar income from money laundering,
    drug smuggling, human smuggling
    and other assorted crimes, big and small.

    Big Daddy had lots of enemies
    Many people wanted him dead
    Relatives of his many victims
    Of the covert  wars, he waged
    On behalf of his nation.

    He was hoping to stay out of trouble
    But one day trouble found him.

    He moved to Bangkok, Thailand
    Where he opened the Cosmos Bar
    With the assistance of his manager.
    Kuhn Lek, and her uncle

    The police chief and his cousin
    The biggest drug kingpin
    In the Northern Triangle.

    The Cosmos Bar
    Became world-famous
    The spot to go to is Bangkok.

    Located in Soi Cowboy
    It was an after-hours club
    Secretly owned by the Thai police,
    One of the few places
    They served alcohol 24/7.

    It was filled with
    Criminals, drug dealers, government agents
    Journalists, prostitutes, pimps,
    spies, counter-spies, sex tourists,

    tourists, undercover cops,
    and assorted other low-lives,
    From all over the known world.

    Had the best-looking woman
    The best-looking travesties too,
    The best beer, wine, and liquor list
    In the city,
    And the best burgers in town.

    It looked like the Bar
    In Star Wars
    Filled with probable human life forms
    And perhaps a space alien or two.

    One day a mysterious Korean woman
    Came into the bar asking for him
    By his universal nickname
    “Big Daddy”

    Maria Lee was a Korean-American
    Drop-dead gorgeous woman
    Who was on the lam
    from her rich Korean husband.

    She had one question for Big Daddy.

    “The word in the  Korean community
    is that you are a man
    who knows how to launder money.

    Can you launder 50 million dollars?”

    “Hmm for a fee.”

    “What’s the fee?”

    “A night of wild sex with you.”

    “Done, but only after the deed is done.”

    She smiled sweetly.

    He called his underworld contacts
    and they laundered the 50 million dollars
    and he gave her the bank receipt.
    He had parked the money
    in a Cayman Islands account.

    That night
    she honored her agreement with Big Daddy.
    The next morning
    while drinking his cup of coffee,

    she revealed that she had poisoned him
    because she did not want anyone to know
    about the transaction
    and her affair with Big Daddy.

    She smiled,

    “Thanks, Big Daddy,
    I liked last night,
    You are a real stud, Big Daddy,
    Perhaps that is why you are called, ‘Big Daddy’
    But hey it is nothing personal, Big Daddy.”
    After all, it was just a business deal in the end.

    And that was
    how trouble found Big Daddy.

    Attack of Neighbor Bob Terrorist

    One day

    A man fell.

    A rabbit hole.

    On his computer,

    Lost in thought.

    when an odd event occurs,

    the event that led.

    to his untimely death.

    He did not hear.

    The footsteps,

    Of the white

    Christian nationalist

    Domestic terrorist next door.

    Who took exception?

    To Sam’s living there

    As Sam was not white

    And an atheist “libtard.”

     

    And his neighbor

    Was a white supremacist.

    Christian Nationalist.

     

    His neighbor Bob.

    Came at Sam with a chainsaw.

    And struck him in the heart.

    Killing him instantly.

     

    Then using a torch

    To burn the body.

     

    Before using dynamite

    To blow up the house

    Despite the rain clouds

    Outside.

     

    All streamed live.

    On his wifi.

    trump jpg
    trump jpg

    Back in the Old Days, Trump Would Never Have President

     

    Back in the old days

    when political decisions

    were made by insiders.

     

    White men of power

    who gathered.

    in the proverbial

    smoke-filled rooms.

     

    smoking menthol cigarettes

    and cigars

    drinking whiskey

    martinis and beer

     

    while enjoying a steak dinner

    and plotting political plots

     

    in such a world

    Trump would not have been.

    allowed to become President.

     

    as the political elites

    would not allow.

    such a Buffon

    from taking power

     

    They would despise.

    such a vulgar low-class

    new money guy.

     Lucky in love, unlucky in cards

    There is an adage
    That sums up my life so far
    One can be lucky in love
    But unlucky in cards

    That sums it up nicely
    I have been lucky in love
    Met and married
    The girl of my dreams

    Dreamed of meeting her
    For eight years
    Then she came into my life
    Became my wife

    But I have never been
    Lucky in cards
    I mean I have played
    Poker with friends
    But always lost

    Won a little bit of gambling
    But usually lost more
    Then I won

    Eventually gave up
    Just not fun anymore
    As I lost the gambling fever

    Yet to get a jackpot
    But then I think
    I hit the jackpot of love

    And that has made
    All the difference

     

     

     

    President Trump on Vermin AI Poem

     

     

     

     

    A leader of a nation, a speaker of lies.

    A spreader of hatred, a divider of ties

    A mocker of the weak, a lover of the strong

    A builder of walls, a singer of wrong

    A hater of the different, a scorner of the same

    A caller of the vermin, a blamer of the blame

    An ignorer of the facts, a denier of the truth

    A creator of the chaos, a destroyer of the youth

    A loser of the election, a claimer of the fraud

    A refuser of the concession, a violator of the law

    An inciter of the violence, a fomenter of the storm

    A deserter of the office, a traitor of the norm

    evil cat
    evil cat

    cosmic cat from Berkeley

    I next encountered the divine
    Many years later in Berkeley, California
    I had gone home to be with my Mother
    While taking leave from my job
    in the Foreign Service

    I had two weeks there by myself
    My wife came later
    near the end of the trip

    Every morning I woke up
    Had my coffee, and breakfast
    Did yoga while listening to music

    And looking out at the garden
    Then spoke to my mother
    Who was sliding into dementia?
    Day by day losing her reason
    Then I would go out

    And explore the city
    Go to a museum

    Go to one neighborhood
    And just be there

    Rediscovering the Bay area
    After years of being away

    Having dinner with old friends
    Seeing movies etc

    Every morning a black cat came to visit
    The cat was friendly and waited for me

    And then would join me in my morning rambles
    Following me to the bus stop

    I started talking to the black cat
    He looked at me with a spark of divinity
    In his dark eyes

    I called him the cosmic cat
    He seemed to like that

    He would look at me
    And I opened up to me
    Told the cat all my dark secrets
    As I walked the streets
    Of the old neighborhood

    Every morning and every evening the cat
    Would be there to greet me

    And to carry out our endless conversation
    Then I had to leave

    And in our final conversation
    I asked the cosmic cat

    Say, Cat are you just a cat
    Or are you a demonic cat
    Are you possessed by God?
    Or by Satan

    The cat looked at me
    And I realized that God
    Was indeed residing in the cat

    But that god was residing everywhere
    All I had to do was open my mind
    And the rest would follow

    So I said Goodbye to the cosmic cat
    And he purred and came up to me

    And I felt the comforting presence
    Of the divine spirit of God

    As I said goodbye to the cosmic cat
    And said goodbye to my mother
    As this was the last time
    That we would be able to talk

    I told my mother about the cosmic cat
    She smiled and said that the cat
    was there for me and her
    to comfort us both in our hour of need

    and that the cat was indeed
    a cosmic cat

    Carrying the light

     

    We must carry the light

    It is not so bright

    Embracing the light with my wife

    Still the center of my life

    We both fear the dark

    Nothing more to avoid strife.

     

    Carrying the light

    until the end of time

    chasing away

    the darkness that haunts.

    my soul.

     

    Presidential Election Cycle

     

     

     

     

     

    The U.S. Presidential election cycle

    Is a long-drawn-out affair.

     

    Starts the day after the last election.

    And ends a month after the votes.

    Have been certified,

    and the winner is determined.

     

    As usual

    Twenty candidates are announced.

    For the election cycle

    A year or so before

    The actual vote.

     

    The most important part

    The donors chose.

    Which candidates will get?

    Their money and support

    In the so-called invisible primary.

     

    By January of an election year

    Five to six serious contenders

    Have emerged.

     

    Battling it out nightly on the news

    As the pundits weigh in

    And voters begin to choose.

    on multiple Super Tuesdays.

     

    The candidates race across.

    The land

    Offering their vision,

    Their hopes and fears.

     

    As the public begins

    To wake up

    And start to choose.

     

    The game is on foot.

    with almost weekly debates

    where the candidates

    try not to make fools.

    of themselves.

     

    It continues until the summer.

    When the conventions nominate

    Someone as the standard bearer.

     

    The losers concede.

    But the intra-party feuding

    Does not end.

     

    In the end

    There will be one person.

    Left standing.

     

    At the end of the roughest

    Most competitive race

    In the world.

     

    That determines.

    The fate of nations.

     

    Voters in the end

    Making the final call

    As the presidential election season

    Comes to a final decision point.

     

    Berkeley Time Travels

     

     

     

    I grew up in Berkeley, California

    In the turbulent fabled late ’60s

    And in Berkeley in those days

    Time seems to stand at a standstill.

     

    On the corner of Dwight and Telegraph

    Across from People’s Park

    It seems to be always May 1969

     

    With the man

    Down the street

    Oppressing the hippies

    On the street

     

    As they smoked their weed

    Dodging the bored cops

    Who looked the other way?

    If they did not partake

     

    And then I went to college

    In the valley

    As I drove into Stockton

    I felt I was traveling again.

     

    In time

    Back to the fabled ’50s

    Stockton was also.

    Stuck in a time warp of sorts.

     

    And as I left the Bay area.

    And traveled the world.

    I would come back.

    To that corner

     

    And just be there.

    Stuck in May 1969

    Again

    Marveling at the changes

     

    That had and had not occurred.

    To the corner of the land

    Forever stuck in time

    And space

     

     

     

     

     

    Last Night I could not

    Get to sleep at all

    Last night I could not

    Sleep

     

    As my mind wandered

    Down dark rabbit holes

    Of fevered imagination

     

    At 0 dark hundred hours

    The wild things came out

    To play

     

    Torturing me

    Until the sunrise

    Blasted them

    Back into the dark

    Corners of my mind.

     

    And the nightmares

    Faded away

    With the dawning sun.

     BIng AI Love Poem

     

    Angela Lee, you are the light of my life.

    You fill my days with joy and my nights with dreams.

    You are the reason I smile and the reason I breathe.

    You are the one who makes my heart skip a beat,

     

    Angela Lee, you are the beauty of my world.

    You shine like a star and sparkle like a gem.

    You are the one who catches my eye.

    and the one who holds my hand.

    You are the one.

    Who makes me feel alive?

     

    Angela Lee, you are the love of my soul.

    You touch me with your kindness and your warmth,

    You are the one who understands me.

    and the one who supports me.

    You are the one who makes me whole.

     

     

     

     

     

  • PSH Free E-Book Exchange December 1

    PSH Free E-Book Exchange December 1

    PSH Free E-Book Exchange December 1

     i am again participating in the Poetry Super Highway Free E Book Exchange.  My book, “Mozart Blues” will be available for downloading from the PSH web page on December 1 for 24 hours (from Mid-night  PST time).  Please consider downloading my book and others on December 1, 2023.

    Acknowledgment

    These poems have been published in the following journals and elsewhere and were written between 2016 and 2023. They were published in.

    Down in the Dirt, Spillwords Poems, Ink Pantry, Synchronized Chaos, Former People Poems as well as on my website, The World according to Cosmos (https:/theworldaccordingtocomos.com) and All Poetry, Fan Story and Writing.com

     

    This chapbook is part of the Poetry Superhighway’s Annual Poetry E-Book Free for All event.

    The mission of the Poetry Superhighway is to expose as many people to as many other people’s poetry as possible.

    What?

    A project in which your poetry e-books will be freely available to all interested humans on Earth for 24 hours.

    Throughout November we will collect e-books from poets and writers interested in participating.

    Then on December 1st, for 24 hours, links to all of the e-books will go live. For 24 hours anyone can download, for free, as many of these e-books as they like…a poetry e-book free-for-all.

    How?

    To participate, read the guidelines below and then click on our Online Submission form. That’s it. It’s simple. By doing so, your e-book will be included.

    The E-Book has to be written by you.

    E-books should be in PDF Format for universal compatibility with anyone’s computer.

    If you have an e-book in Microsoft Word or another format, please convert it to PDF. One way to do this (if you don’t know how) is to visit the website http://www.freepdfconvert.com/. From there you will be allowed to select the file on your computer which will be uploaded and e-mailed back to you in PDF format.

    When creating your e-book file, please keep it smaller than 2 megabytes.

    Once you’ve created your e-book (not before), click on our Online Submission Form to join in!

    Do not fill out the form and then e-mail us your e-book later. Please fill out the form and use it to upload your e-book to us.

    We do not accept e-books or submissions by e-mail. The only way to join in is by clicking on the Online Submission Form below.

    On December 1 at Midnight (the evening of November 30), people will be free to download any or all of the titles and your poetry will be freely, electronically, traveling all over the world. This web page will go offline 24 hours later at Midnight on December 2nd.

    We will also list your e-book and description on this web page along with the link to your website for all to see.

    To submit your book, please go to our
    ONLINE SUBMISSION FORM

    for more information see the following:

    The 19th Annual Poetry E-Book Free-For-All (poetrysuperhighway.com)

    PS I can also send you my chapbook upon request as well.

    Index

    Spillwords Poems  available online

    More Spillwords poems published

    Spillwords – A Place for Readers and Writers, where Words Matter

    MOZART BLUES

     

     

     

     

     

     

    REFLECTIONS ON MY BEER

    STRANGERS SLEEPING ON THE STREETS

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    EVE EATS THE APPLE

     

     

     

     

    JUST ENOUGH FOR COFFEE

    DORA THE INTERGALACTIC EXPLORER

    dora
    dora

     

     

     

    IN SEARCH OF AMERICA – HITCHHIKING TALES

     

    hitchhikers
    hitchhikers

    BUS RIDES IN AMERICA’S UNDERBELLY

    Down in the Dirt Poems  available on line

    More Down in the Dirt Publication News

    Writers from Scars Publications

    Charles Bukowski Road Not Chosen

    charles bukowski
    charles bukowski

     

     

     

    If you’ve been around

    Madmen with Guns Madness

     

     

    My Name Is Nobody

     

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

    ink Pantry available online

    more Ink Pantry Publication

    Ink Pantry | Curators of Fine Words

    Life Among the Shadows

    What Is Love, Tell Me If You Know

    The Market Rules Us All:

    Green Trees Don’t Make It:

    The Communists Are Out to

    charles bukowski
    charles bukowski

    Get You!

     Synchronized Chaos available online

    More Synchronized Chaos Poems

    SYNCHRONIZED CHAOS | Interdisciplinary journal of art, music, culture, science & literature. (synchchaos.com)

    God’s Confession

    Ode to Coffee

    coffee
    coffee

     

     

     

     

     

     

    The Old Man in The Mirror Must Die Old Age

     

     

     

     

     

    Falling Rain

     

    Long Live the Great and Powerful One

     


    Just an Unhinged Lunatic Howling at The Moon

     

     

     

     

     Former People Poems  available on line

    Former People Update

    Lone Foreigner Hiking the Seoul City Walls – Bangs, Whimpers, Arts, Culture, and Commentary (wordpress.com)

    New Year’s Visit to The Oregon Coast

     

     

    oregon coast
    oregon coast

     

     

     

     

     

    Indian Casinos

    Indian casino Fun

    Indian casino Fun//// 

     

    Casino Thoughts

    the End

  • Returning to California

    Returning to California

    Reflections on Returning to California

    Smooth Re-entry to the U.S.

    0regon Reflections

    https://wp.me/p7NAzO-2Eh

    I finally made it back to California after a three-year absence. Overall, not too bad. Expensive as hell, crowded, too many homeless people, too many druggies, too much crime. But it is not the dystopian hell hole portrayed on FOX News and the right-wing media.

    Here are my reflections, along with some photos and some of my Bay Area-based stories and poems.

    I was traveling with my wife, her brother, his wife, and their 12-year-old Korean niece. First time for my sister-in-law and niece to visit the Bay Area. We stayed at Travis AFB near Fairfield because the hotel costs were so high in the Bay Area.

    Berkeley

     

     

     

     

     

    Berkeley 1975 Street Scenes

     

    Berkeley Time Travels

    674 Santa Rosa My Childhood Home

     

    Free Roaming in Berkeley as a Child

    As you may know, I grew up almost 55 years ago in the Thousand Oaks Neighborhood of Berkeley. Solano Avenue was the local commercial street lined with restaurants and called Berkeley’s Chinatown because of all the Asian restaurants and Asian residents living there. It was also along with the hills, the “white republican sector” of town. Now there are almost no Republicans living in the city.

    Berkeley has a lot of nice new housing, mostly high-rise apartments all over the place, who knows one of them could be mine in a few years. Solano Avenue had a lot of new restaurants to check out and lots of my favorite old ones are there.

    Sad to see some of the Movie places closed, I think that there are only two movies left in Berkeley except for a Bollywood Indian movie theater in little Bombay.

    For those of you who don’t know, Berkeley is so much more than Cal. There are ten official neighborhoods according to the Berkeley tourism office. Demographically the city has about 130k permanent residents, with an additional 30k when school is in session.

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Berkeley (/ˈbɜːrkli/ BURK-lee) is a city on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay in northern Alameda County, California, United States. It is named after the 18th-century Anglo-Irish bishop and philosopher George Berkeley. It borders the cities of Oakland and Emeryville to the south the city of Albany and the unincorporated community of Kensington to the north. Its eastern border with Contra Costa County generally follows the ridge of the Berkeley Hills. The 2020 census recorded a population of 124,321.

    Berkeley is home to the oldest campus in the University of California, the University of California, Berkeley, and the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, which is managed and operated by the university. It also has the Graduate Theological Union, one of the largest religious studies institutions in the world. Berkeley is considered one of the most socially progressive cities in the United States.

    The 2020 United States Census[90] reported that Berkeley had a population of 124,321. The population density was 11,874 people per square mile of land area (4,584/km2). The racial makeup of Berkeley was 62,450 (50.2%) White, 9,495 (7.6%) Black or African American, 24,701 (19.9%) Asian, 253 (0.2%) Pacific Islander, 226 (0.2%) from Native American, 1,109 (0.9%) from other races, and 9,069 (7.2%) multiracial (two or more races). There were 17,018 (13.7%) of Hispanic or Latino ancestry, of any race.

    The neighborhoods are.

    The Hills

    The hills are mostly white and wealthy. Many people commute to SF or are affiliated with the University. At the top of the hills is Grizzly Peak BLD which features the best views of the entire East Bay. Behind the hills lie Tilden Park, Wildlife Canyon, and Inspiration Point. Favorite haunts of my growing up.

    tilden park

    Tilden Regional Park is a regional park in the East Bay of California. It is between the Berkeley Hills and San Pablo Ridge.

    Thousand Oaks/Solano

    Thousand Oaks neighborhood, where I grew up, lies at the bottom of the hills, and is centered on Solano Avenue which is lined with restaurants and shops. It blends into Albany which was a white working-class enclave back in the day. It was known as Berkeley’s Chinatown due to the numerous Asian restaurants in the area, which are still there. I went to Thousand Oaks Elementary where Kamala Harris went a few years after I went there. The movie theater unfortunately closed.

    North Berkeley

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Has several sub-neighborhoods and has a BART station. It is also the location of King Middle School where I went as a teenager. There are several small restaurants and businesses throughout the neighborhood. Along Shattuck, the main street is Berkeley’s Gourmet Ghetto and the home of the original Peets Coffee – the best coffee shop in Berkeley and where the premium coffee revolution started in the late 50s.

    Downtown

    Downtown has been transformed with lots of high-rise apartments and a thriving Arts District. Sadly, the five movie theaters have all closed, leaving the Pacific Film Institute the only theater in town. There are a lot of restaurants and coffee shops downtown as well as office buildings. There are several rooftop terrace restaurants. We had dinner in the Study Room on top of the new Marriot. Great views, and decent though expensive food. We dropped $350 for seven people. Berkeley High School is located downtown as is the main public library.  Downtown is a booming area filled with apartments, resturants and several live theathers including Berkeley Rep.  It is also the site of the Berkeley Film Archives, the last movie theather in Berkeley, and the Berkeley Art Museum.

    berkeley friends

    Campus

    the University Campus domiantes the city as is to be expected.  there are three student districts near the campus known as Northside, Southside and College Avenue. Each features resturants, shopping and housing for student, faculty and staff.  The northside is also called seminary hill because of all the religious seminaries there – Buddhist, Christian and now a Muslim seminary as well.

    .The campus is huge and spreads out from downtown to the hills but most of the campus is the center of the campus a short block away from Telegraph on the South and Hearst on the North. Despite the banning of affirmative action, CAL has done a good job – lots of Asian students, international studies, some Hispanic and some blacks, and less than 50 percent white.

    Lots of activities on Campus, music, and free lectures open to the public. About half the students live on or near Campus but housing students faculty and staff is a huge problem for the University community. Just west of the Campus is the new home of the Berkeley Art Museum and The Pacific Film Institute which screens classic, art, and international movies every night

     

    “Gorgeous sunset from UC Berkeley!”

     

     

     

     

    Telegraph Avenue runs south from the Campus and into Oakland. It is lined with services for students, and lots of restaurants. Lots of apartments nearby. Used to have a lot of independent bookstores, but a few are still there.

    Dwight Street and Telegraph seems stuck in 1969. People’s Park is being torn down to be turned into more student housing although they are going to keep a small park there. Right now, it is a homeless encampment and has been an eyesore for years.

    South Berkeley

    South Berkeley lies between Telegraph, Shattuck, and Sacramento along Ashby Avenue where there is BART station. It also has lots of restaurants and places to go.  Back in the day, it was also the unofficial heart of Black Berkeley as Berkeley was 40 percent black, now it is about 6 percent black due to the high cost of real estate in Berkeley where the medium price of a house is over a million and the average rent is over $2,500 per month.

    College Avenue Elmwood Rockridge

    College Aveue is just west of Telegraph and is lined with residential housing, including the fraternities and sororities.  It also has the International House which is a dormitory for foreign students.  Elwood is a residential shopping district as is Claremont and Rockrige which is just across the border in Oakland and borders on Piedmont, a  traditional wealthy enclave independent of Oakland.

    Elmwood is on College Avenue and is similar to Solano Avenue but a bit smaller. Nearby is the Claremont Hotel and neighborhood one of the wealthiest enclaves in Berkeley.

    Gilman Street

    Gilman is in northwest Berkeley and was a working-class enclave -still is to a certain extent. Nice neighborhood eateries, and live music spaces

    Albany

    Albany is a suburban neighborhood just west of Berkeley between El Cerito and Gilman district centered on Solano and San Pablo Avenues.  It use to be mostly white working class, but is not close to 50 Asian American.

    Lorin and North Oakland including Korean Town

    To the west of South Berkeley is the Lorin neighborhood which is an up-and-coming neighborhood. To the south is North Oakland including the second-largest Korean town on the West Coast after LA.
    This was the traditional heart of Black Berkeley. There are still a lot of blacks living in Berkeley but due to the high rent and housing costs, the city is only seven percent black, when I was a young lad, it was 40 percent black and Oakland was 60 percent black.

    West Berkely/Marina

    West Berkeley has been gentrified beyond recognition. Back in the day, it was 90 percent black.  I spent my first few years there as that was the only neighborhood a junior Cal professor could afford. It is no longer mostly black and is a hipster neighborhood. Lots of brew pubs in the area. Lots of students live here too.
    The marina is on the bay. The bay trail runs through the neighborhood. There are restaurants on the bay and the dock of the Bay which is the site of the famous song.

    SItting on the Dock of the Bay

    the dock of the bay
    the dock of the bay
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    Sittin’ in the morning sun
    I’ll be sittin’ when the evening comes
    Watching the ships roll in
    Then I watch ’em roll away again, yeah
    I’m sittin’ on the dock of the bay
    Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh
    I’m just sittin’ on the dock of the bay
    Wastin’ time
    I left my home in Georgia
    Headed for the Frisco Bay
    ‘Cause I’ve had nothing to live for
    And look like nothing’s gonna come my way
    So, I’m just gon’ sit on the dock of the bay
    Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh
    I’m sittin’ on the dock of a bay
    Wastin’ time
    Looks like nothing’s gonna change
    Everything still remains the same
    I can’t do what ten people tell me to do
    So I guess I’ll remain the same, listen
    Sittin’ here resting my bones
    And this loneliness won’t leave me alone
    2,000 miles I roam
    Just to make this dock my home, now
    I’m just gon’ sit at the dock of a bay
    Watchin’ the tide roll away, ooh
    Sittin’ on the dock of the bay
    Wastin’ time

    Nearby are Albany, El Cerrito, Oakland, Richmond, and Emeryville. I heard good things about Alameda but did not have time to visit.

    Berkeley poems

    How Berkeley Can You Be?

    Berkeley is what it is,
    and sometimes
    Berkeley is what it ain’t.

    tell me.
    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Tell me
    tell me.
    if you think you know

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    How Berkeley can you be?
    Berkeley is everything.
    Berkeley is the center.
    of the universe

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    and Berkeley
    in Berkeley.
    and you are Berkeley.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    You have a Berkeley thing going on.
    You have Berkeley in your soul.
    Berkeley has taken over your soul,

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    And you are Berkeley.
    Born and raised.
    Berkeley until you die, dude.
    Berkeley until you die, dude.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is more than just the students.
    Berkeley is more than that.
    As you know

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is more than just weed and beer.
    Which is all you need?

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is more.
    That is the best food.
    In the universe

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is more than the best coffee.
    In the world
    Peet’s coffee of course

    Nothing else will do.
    If you are true, Berkeley.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is more.
    That Cal Football
    Which rules?

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is Asian
    Berkeley is Gay

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is white.
    Berkeley is black.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is brown.
    Berkeley is Jewish

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is free-thinking.
    Berkeley hate

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is free to love.
    Berkeley is rock and roll.
    Until you die

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley if Funk
    Berkeley is Hip Hop
    Berkeley is hipness itself.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Berkeley is all of that.
    And so much more.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    let your inner Berkeley out.
    feel the Berkeley Freak come out.

    how Berkeley can you be.
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Join the Berzerkly Vibe
    Feel the Berkeley in your soul.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    Can you be in Berkeley,
    Until you die?

    How Berkeley can you be,
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Long live Berkeley
    The best city
    In the universe.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    And it is your city.
    Your responsibility
    To be as Berkeley

    As you wanna be.
    Until the day you die.

    How Berkeley can you be?
    How Berkeley do you wanna be?

    Hark, I Hear the Spirits of Berkeley Calling Me Home. Berkeley

    Long Version

    Hark,
    I hear the spirits.
    Of Berkeley
    Call me home.

    The more I roam in this world.
    The more I am drawn.
    Back to the land
    From whence I came.

    Berkeley, California
    Is what it is?
    And sometimes
    It is what it ain’t.

    Berkely is a “how Berkeley, can you be vibe” town,

    Home to CAL with 40,000 students who flood into the city nine months of the year, University professors, staff, and students,

    Yet Berkeley is so much more the ultimate college town.

    It is delicious food is everywhere around the corner sort of town, An artisanal craft beer, and spirits, coffee, herbal tea, Kombucha, and wine-drinking city, where coca-cola is seldom served, gourmet ghetto, inventor of the new American cuisine revolution, home of Chez Panisse, the French Laundry, and so many other restaurants, a place where you can find every cuisine of the world at a most affordable price, a town where there are more restaurants per capita than anywhere else, where if you wanted to eat dinner at a different restaurant every day it would take you years to do so, with new places opening and closing every day.

    an anti-big box store vibe, yet with a lively small business sector, more restaurants and coffee shops per capita than almost anywhere else, lots of upscale groceries, used have a large Co-op (my father was the President), and ethnic foods markets, organic food markets, Berkeley Bowl market, farmers markets, plus usual corporate chain food stores.

    MOES book rules, where Howl was written, where the Beatnik writers and culture types used to hang out, and their spiritual descendants still do.
    Philip K Dicks hometown, (Philip K dick dated my mom before she met my father, end personal disclosures) Thornton Wilder and so many other great writers back in the day and here and now, Jack Kerouac and Alan Ginsberg lived and loved there,

    Craft beer paradise, the hometown of Peets coffee, still the best damn coffee even though they have gone corporate, the coffee revolution of the late 50s and 60’s started here in the Coffee mecca of the United States, where Café Med proudly proclaimed to one and all.

    ‘We Don’t Serve Establishment Coffee,

    They invented the American version of the Latte” It seems there are more coffee shops in Berkeley per capita than almost anywhere else in the country,

    Berkeley is also the home of vibrant tea, smoothies, artisanal spirits, craft beer, and wine culture with urban wineries and brew pubs everywhere.

    a gluten-friendly city with the best GF pizza in the world the Berkeley Cheese Collective, a foodies delight,

    a diverse although less day by day as it is now a very expensive city,

    a very ethnic town, used to have the largest Finnish community in the U.S, lots of Russians and Eastern Europeans back in the day, a city with people, from all over the known world, where 250 different languages are spoken at home, an African-American town, used to be a very black town, 40 percent back in the 70’s now perhaps twenty percent, a middle-class suburb of Oakland back in the day, but with a black lower class, working class, who are still hanging on somehow, but still a lot of my African Americans brothers and sisters hanging on despite the high rents and housing costs, many properties rich but cash poor, joined by so many African immigrants and Caribbean African immigrants as well, an Asian American city, home of a vibrant Chinese-American community, Korean-American, Hispanic City, Ohlone Tribal city, Native Americans from all different tribes still around the city, Japanese-American, Indian-American city, an Iranian diaspora, and now Afghani diaspora as well,
    French people, European people, Jewish people, but no Jewish space Lazers yet, Indian American little Mumbai community where you can get the latest Bollywood movies, food, and Indian political gossip,

    an artistic city, a creative city, a Great art Museum at CAL, home of the Pacific Film Archives a real treasure for movie lovers, with more movie theaters per capita than anywhere else,

    , same for bookstores, music stores,

    Rock n Roll fantasy world,
    A Motown-friendly city,
    A funk lovers paradise
    A Blues lover mecca

    And there are even country fans.

    a musical city -hometown to the Earthquake, Green Day, Jimmi Hendrix’s last high school, Smoke and Fog,

    New flash for Tju Dave – hey dude, I loved your song, you ain’t Berkeley enough” just want to say I represent that remark, but I represent Berkeley worldwide dude and I am still as Berkeley as I wanna be, anywhere in the world, dude, end news flash.

    the Psychotic Pineapple, Rubinoos, and so many others.
    Tower of Power “East Bay Grease sort of town,

    A Berkeley High School rocks place, (personal disclosures I was the BHS student body president in 1973-1974),

    the home of the song, “Sitting by the Dock of the Bay,”

    An anti-establishment sort of city yet filled with students studying to be part of that despised establishment, all vowing to change the world but the world always changes them into yet more high-price corporate drones.

    with zany wacked-out politics, a city at times lost in 1969, or lost in the future, A city where being called a “conservative “is considered a vile insult,

    a very progressive city, probably the most progressive city in the country, which in my opinion is a good thing, not something to be ashamed of,

    a PC is a cool city that invented PC before it became a curse word of sorts, a city where there are real live Marxists, communists, and socialists but no one takes them seriously, and there are a few proto-fascist political science professors as well,
    the spiritual home of the beatniks, the hippies, the yippies, and sadly the weathermen

    the city that gave us “the Symbionese Liberation Army,” kidnapper of Patty Hearst,
    (personal disclosure: the SLA briefly terrorized the Bay Area, and my family during the 70s calling my father “a fascist insect that preys on the life of the people, his offense = demanding that students and staff at the Peralta College be required to wear ID’s to combat a rise in violent crime on the campuses, my father not having a sense of humor did not like my joke when one morning I said,

    “Good morning fascist Insect how are you today?” My mother loved it and spoke.

    “Yeah, he is a fascist insect but he is our fascist insect” and laughed. My father merely glared at the two of us. End Personal disclosure)

    a Political city up the Yazoo town, a one-party town but with two rival political factions, republicans and there are some of them in town, feel like they are an endangered species, (another personal disclosure, my Dad was Curtis Cosmos Aller, the President of the Berkeley Co-op from 1968 to 1985 when he died, the President of the Peralta board of Colleges, who ran for Congress in 1974 in the Democratic primary against the legendary Ron Dellums, end personal disclosure) very few Q nuts but I am sure there are some, just as there are no doubt people who believe in the lizard shapeshifter conspiracy,

    (Personal note: I am a human being but once I took an online quiz to determine whether I could be part alien and the quiz said I was an alien, go figure)
    A very anti-Q town, pro-science, rational type of town, filled with humanists and secular humanist types,

    A hate bigotry town. Where Ann Coulter and her fellow right-wing followers are not welcome,
    a town that proudly voted against Trump – 90 percent in 2016 and 2020) proud center of the “resistance” home of Antifa, BLM rules, the birthplace of the black panthers who met at the first African American high school history class in the US in the early 60s, at BHS of course, and home of the Gray Panthers, a city whose representative in Congress. Representative Barbara Lee, was the only representative to vote against the Iraq war in 2003, noting that Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11, to the rest of the country she was a dangerous left-wing radical, to the Bay Area, and me, a real American Patriotic hero.

    a very marijuana-friendly city where the joke has always been pulling out a joint and it cool, pulling out a cigarette and everyone wants to send you to jail, smoking cigarettes being so uncool nowadays,

    at times, a very joyful city but not enough joy due to the political disputes and anger as people in Berkeley are very into political discussions and are news junkies,

    A very frank town where everyone has an opinion and is not afraid to speak up,
    bike friendly, environmentally friendly city, a recycling mecca, renewable energy, friendly, where the university engineers are working to solve the world.
    s energy problems and coming up with solutions to the climate change crisis, solar panels everywhere, transit-friendly, zip car friendly, uber/lift friendly, BART friendly, walkable sort of town.

    at times hot city, living with the constant fear of the mega drought, fires and the big one, atmospheric rivers, polar vortexes, and another global warming phenomenon as climate change becomes nightmarishly real, but most days the same, foggy cool mornings, nice pleasant in the 70s afternoons, then more fog dipping into high 40s by midnight, used to be no rain between April and October just the cool morning fog, but nowadays with climate change, we get rain even in the summer, and they joke there are two seasons now in California the rainy season October to March and fire season April to October, all due to the non-existent climate change hoax,

    To the rest of the world, a very “Berserkly place”

    a Buddhist-friendly city, including a Buddhist Zen Center, Chinese, Japanese, and Korean Buddhist temples a Buddhist Seminary, A Tai-Chi mecca, A centric, very zen attitude sort of town,

    a liberal Christian city where fundamentalists are not welcomed, where atheists, free thinkers, liberal Muslims, liberal Hindus, new age types, and Wiccans are welcomed, home of several liberal Christian seminaries, a Buddhist seminary, and now a Muslim seminary all located on Seminary Hill)

    A city where making fun of the street preachers is a fun game for the militant atheists of the city (personal disclosures that were me back in the day, I loved to heckle Holly Hubert joined at times by my old friend Julia Vinograd, the bubble lady who used to blow bubbles at Holly Herbert as he ranted about how we would all go to hell for our heathen ways, Holly Hubert is long gone by now as that was almost 45 years ago)

    a crazy city. a cool city, and at times a cold city,

    filled with the scent of good craziness, and sometimes very bad craziness as sometimes on a bad night things can go bad if you are in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the wrong people, or are the victim of a drug deal gone bad when the guns come out to play to settle disputes, or knives are drawn and people get very crazy or are just unlucky to be caught up in the crossfire, or on a bad trip on bad drugs, just too many damn drugs and too many people whose minds were fried by the same damn drugs, in short Berkeley does have a dark side to it,

    a city of big dreamers, a fast-paced city,

    but for the most part, it is a friendly town, but not too friendly, A freaky place filled with freakazoids, A funky vibe, a funny town all around,

    and you can have fun there as well as get lucky and meet the woman or man of your dreams, as there are lots of young single men and women looking for Mr. Good, or Ms. Good as the case may be,

    An Oakland A, and SF giants town, forty-niners (although some hate them for moving to San Jose, the Northern California clone of LA. And Golden States warriors but everyone now hates the Las Vegas Raiders, as much every person born in Berkeley must hate LA, sort of part of Berkeley and the Northern Californian DNA to be hating on LA, the LA Dodgers, and now the Las Vegas Raiders.,

    A live and let live z tude, A loony tunes place, A happy go lucky sort of vibe city,

    “Hella Berkeley “city, A historical city, A Hippie town back in the day, A hip hop center, A hip city where everyone knows what hip is but can say what it is, what is hip, yal? Do you know? Hipness, like Berkeley, is what it is and sometimes is what is not,

    too many homeless people living on the streets city, panhandling, and becoming a nuisance, getting into everyone’s face, destroying everyone’s mellow, lonely at times city where many people have thousands of virtual friends but few real friends.
    very LGBTQ-friendly, a feminist city, a very pro-choice town,

    An only in Berkeley kind of vibe,

    a city where people still read a lot, where newspapers have not died but are mostly read online,

    home of a rich alternative press history, although sadly most have gone by the wayside, I remember the Berkeley Barb, the Berkeley Gazette, the SF Chronicle, the Bay Guardian, the East Bay Express, the Berkeley Voice, the great underground comics like Fritz the Cat, reading online Berkeley news outlets just not the same thing at all. And BHS used to have a daily newspaper, now a weekly paper although the CAL daily is still mostly read online.

    A very sad town, a special city, A city that would welcome space aliens who might already be there, an OMG place,

    a rainy blues sort of day place.,

    Robots are a cool city where new robots are being developed every day, a city where people are building the singularity not fearing it,

    A Mask Up follows the science town badly hit by the COVID pandemic, particularly the small business that took it on the chin,

    the birth of NaNoWriMo, the November Write a Novel in a Month contest, (personal disclosure -I completed three of these)
    A poet-friendly place where people get poetry,

    rents are insane, housing prices too, the only people who can afford to buy are people with boatloads of money, and somehow there are lots of those types hanging out, and lots of people who don’t have money who somehow manage to get by, who can afford to live here? It takes serious piles of moolah, big piles of money, lots of cash, dollars up the yazoo, trust baby parents, or selling your soul to a start-up from hell, to be able to pay the rent or lots of roommates, yet people still flock to the city, how they can afford it is still a mystery to me.

    a stand-up guy sort of city,

    student-friendly, kind of a suburb of Oakland and SF, yet doing its own very Berkeley thing,

    home of great city parks,

    San Pablo Park (home
    of the annual BHS alumnus picnic)

    Indian Rock Peoples Park
    Inspiration point,
    Ho Chi Min Park in the 70s
    the Rose Garden
    Strawberry canyon,
    Tilden Park,
    Wildcat canyon

    part of the Bay Area Ridge Trails and Bay Area Bay Trails which are almost complete, doing a thru-hike of both, the Appalachian, the cross-continental, and the PC trails are among my bucket list dreams,

    too cool for school,

    sometimes a traffic hell place, BART trains too crowded, pickpockets and other unsavory criminal types hanging out by the BART train stations, along with high school students, druggies,

    a “west Coast Rap kingdom, wine drinkers paradise, the former home of the weathermen and other leftist domestic terrorists) a wonderful world for the young at heart, a unique city, a pro-vac place, vibrant, vegetarian, and vegan friendly, yet still offering enough meat options for the carnivores, and still the ultimate university town but as you can see by now, so much more than that, yoga is God kind of town where yoga is mandatory, Yuppie place, a zany city, a zestful town, and lately a zoom work by home town, Berkeley is all of that and so more in short. Berkely is a kind sort of place, unique in all the universe and it is my homeland,

    But still, I am drawn.
    And want to return.
    Before my time is done,
    As it remains
    My spiritual homeland.

    Berkeley Time Travels

     

     

     

     

    I grew up in Berkeley, California
    In the turbulent fabled late ’60s
    And in Berkeley in those days
    Time seems to stand at a standstill.

    On the corner of Dwight and Telegraph
    Across from People’s Park
    It seems to be always May 1969

    With the man
    Down the street
    Oppressing the hippies
    On the street

    As they smoked their weed
    Dodging the bored cops
    Who looked the other way?
    If they did not partake

    And then I went to college
    In the valley
    As I drove into Stockton
    I felt I was traveling again.

    In time
    Back to the fabled ’50s
    Stockton was also.
    Stuck in a time warp of sorts.

    And as I left the Bay area.
    And traveled the world.
    I would come back.
    To that corner

    And just be there.
    Stuck in May 1969
    Again
    Marveling at the changes

    That had and had not occurred.
    To the corner of the land
    Forever stuck in time
    And space

    San Francisco

    We toured much of San Franciso and saw the Giants Lose at Oracle Park.

    The neighborhoods are still vibrant but everything is too expensive.

    We drove through South Beach, Mission District, Filmore, Haight-Ashbury, Castro District, Noe Valley, Presidio, Richmond, Sunset, North Beach, and Chinatown and walked through Union Square. Ran out of time to fully explore the city.

    South Beach is a newly developed neighborhood west of downtown near Ball Park and the vibrant

    Dogpatch neighborhood which was recently been officially rated the 17th coolest neighborhood in the world. An ethnically diverse community with and bohemian hipster feeling.

    The Mission district is south of the ballpark and is the heart of San Francisco’s Hispanic district. Still mostly Hispanic but gentrifying.

    The Filmore used to be the heart and soul of Black San Franciso. It has been heavily gentrified as has the adjacent Western addition but recently there has been a revival of the jazz scene in the area.

    We walked through the famous counter-cultural neighborhood of Haight-Ashbury. It still has the 67 vibe and like Telegraph in Berkeley, it seems stuck in a time warp.

    We drove through the Presidio which is now an urban national park based on the old Presidio military base which closed in the early 90s. I remember shopping at the commissary back in the day. Cristy Field is a

    nice, restored beach.
    We toured Fisherman’s Wharf and Piere 39. A bit of a tourist trap but still worth a visit, bought chocolate at Ghirardelli Square.
    We also drove through Russian Hill and Nob Hill neighborhoods which are among the wealthiest in the city and saw the famous Lombard Street but did not drive down it.
    We walked through Chinatown and North Beach. Chinatown has seen better days as has North Beach. Still work visiting and walking about.
    Union Square was strangely deserted as many people felt that it was just too dangerous a place – there were homeless people everywhere in the city and there was a fear of crime. Everything is just so damn expensive.
    We drove through the CIVIC center which was impressive from an architecture point of view. Did not see homeless people shooting up and defecating there despite the hysteria of Fox News.

    We drove through the edges of the tenderloin. I think that the Tenderloin, the highest crime area in the city, is ripe for gentrification given its central location. We did see a lot of homeless people hanging about, but again no people shooting up or defecating on the street.

    The sunset area is nice. We had a great Mexican dinner at Cecilia’s by the Beach which was not too bad. Ocean Blvd was great. The beach was great but a bit cold.

    SF Time Travels

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Visitng SF After Being Gone for Three Years

    In the summer of 2023,
    I found myself.
    Back in San Franciso
    My homeland.

    Last visited pre-covid
    2018

    Touring the city
    With my Korean -in Laws

    We stopped in Haigh Ashbury
    Took photos.
    Wearing flowers
    In our hair

    Our video
    Of our San Franciso adventures
    Particularly our hiking
    The seven hills
    And having croissants
    And coffee in North Beach
    Became a surprise TikTok hit.

    Note: grew up in Berkeley, visiting every other year since I left in 1979 Found San Franciso is still a fascinating city to visit, is not the dystopian nightmare that Fox News portrays, but too expensive, with too many homeless and too much street crime.

    Use in your story or poem the following – bold these words for tomorrow’s judge:

    flowers

    San Francisco

    seven bridges

    croissant

    TikTok hit

    Only in SF

     

    One day
    while driving down Geary
    in famous SF

    I saw a sight
    that would haunt
    my nights for many years

    I saw a young white punk
    a white punk on drugs
    walking down the street
    with a purple mohawk

    dressed in leather
    and torn jeans
    and a don’t F with me
    attitude
    zdude to the max

    just another random
    SF freakazoid
    getting his nightly
    freak on

    He was walking a dog
    a snarling doberman
    who also had ztude

    on top of the dog
    was a cosmic cat
    looking about

    and on top of the cat
    riding him
    as if he was the boss
    of this motley crew

    was a white lab rat
    just looking about
    as if to say
    WTF you looking at dude

    I wanted to take a picture
    but the moment was gone
    later I learned
    it was on Instagram

    but I never saw the photo
    the moment lingered
    in my mind

    a metaphor perhaps
    of how we can all
    live together
    and love one another

    For more info see the following

     

    San Francisco Travel
    https://www.sftravel.com
    San Francisco Travel | Official Visitor Information

    San Francisco Bucket List: 60 Best Things to Do in the Fun …

    bucketlistjourney.net

    27 Top Tourist Attractions in San Francisco (with Map) – …

    touropia.com

    U.S. News Travel
    https://travel.usnews.com/San_Francisco_CA/Things_To_Do

    34 Top-Rated Things to Do in San Francisco | U.S. News Travel

    15 Beautiful Places to Visit In San Francisco – …

    traveltriangle.com

    Tripadvisor
    https://www.tripadvisor.com/Tourism-g60713-San&#8230;

    Best Places to Visit in San Francisco, CA (2023)•
    Best Things to Do In San Francisco
    https://www.getyourguide.com/activities
    San Francisco – Wikipedia
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco
    List of neighborhoods in San Francisco
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of.

    Stanford/Silicon Valley

     

     

     

     

     

     

    after our tour of SF and Berkeley, we drove down to Standford and SIlicon Valley.  We walked across the Campus and drove aroud Menlo Park saw the Google main Campus.  Ran out of time to further explore San Jose and Santa Clara country which is the heart of Silicon Valley.  Silcion Valley started near Standford as many of the engineers that started all the tech firms were Standford Computer science engineers including the founders of Google, Apple and HP.  And Thomas Edison lived in Menlo Park where he came up with many of his revolutionary inventions in his labs located there.

     

    Travis AFB/Fairfield/Vacaville

    when I visit the Bay Area, we usually stay up at Travis Air Force Base in Fairfield CA which is about a 45-minute minutes drive from Berkeley in light traffic, and there is a CAL Trans train nearby as well.
    It is a typical Air Force Base with a commissary, PX, hospitals, and all the conveniences and it is a lot cheaper staying there than staying in the central Bay Area.

    This time around I was staying with my Korean In-laws, and we decided to check out the neighboring cities while we were there. We found that the base had a very nice military aviation museum so it’s worth a visit but non-military-affiliated people may have a hard time getting on base to see the museum.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    The nearby towns of Dixon, Fairfield, and Vacaville are all worth a visit, as are the Delta towns nearby.

    Factoid

    California is the rice basket of the U.S., growing most of the U.S. rice in the vast San Joaquin-Sacramento River delta communities which are just southeast of Travis. And they are also the biggest sake producers in the world exporting raw Sakae back to Japan!

    These little towns are worth a future visit.

    They have lots of outlet malls nearby, the biggest shopping malls in the Northern California region., Vacaville has the Jelly Bean museum which was worth a visit as well as hosting a nice wine and vine festival when we were there.

    There are wineries nearby and there are regional parks nearby with lots of hiking opportunities. Most of the year it’s not too hot except for the afternoons when they can get into the hundreds occasionally. It is not a bad place to be based for a visit to the San Francisco Bay area, especially if you can stay on base.

    Dixon

    My niece lives in Dixon which is about half an hour from Sacramento, and Travis and 45 minutes to the central Bay Area. While I did not get to see much of the city, it seemed to be a nice community with a cute downtown. Reminds me of Medford, Oregon where we were spending the summer.

    for more info see the following Bing AI Chat info

    Here are some of the top things to do near Travis Air Force Base:
    • Travis Air Force Base Heritage Center: A museum that highlights the history of Travis Air Force Base and the United States Air Force. It has a collection of aircraft, engines, and other artifacts that are sure to fascinate aviation enthusiasts 1.
    Jelly Belly Factory Tour: A fun and interactive tour of the Jelly Belly candy factory in Fairfield. You can learn about the history of the company, see how the candy is made, and even sample some of the flavors 1.

    Note: worth a visit.  loved it,

    • Western Railway Museum: A museum that displays historic electric railway cars and other artifacts from the early 20th century. You can take a ride on one of the restored streetcars and learn about the history of electric transportation 1.

    • Lagoon Valley/Pena Adobe Regional Park: A beautiful park with hiking trails, picnic areas, and a lake. You can enjoy a leisurely hike, have a picnic, or go fishing 1.

    • Brenden Vacaville 16: A movie theater that shows the latest Hollywood releases. It has comfortable seating, a large screen, and excellent sound quality 1.

    • Wooden Valley Winery: A winery that produces a variety of wines, including Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, and Merlot. You can take a tour of the winery, taste some of the wines, and enjoy the

    beautiful scenery 1.

    • Suisun City Marina and Boat Ramp: A marina that offers boat rentals, fishing charters, and other water

    activities. You can rent a boat and explore the Delta, go fishing, or just enjoy the scenic views 1.
    • Vezer Family Vineyard: A family-owned winery that produces award-winning wines. You can take a tour of the vineyard, taste some of the wines, and enjoy the beautiful surroundings 2.

    • Rockville Hills Regional Park: A park with hiking trails, picnic areas, and scenic views. You can enjoy a leisurely hike, have a picnic, or just relax and take in the scenery 3.

    • Scandia Family Center: An amusement park with mini-golf, batting cages, bumper boats, and other attractions. It’s a great place to spend a fun-filled day with family and friends 2.

    • Sonoma Harvest Olive Oil & Winery: A winery that produces high-quality olive oil and wine. You can take a tour of the winery, taste some of the products, and learn about the production process 2.

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  • Cosmos Fitness Regime

    Cosmos Fitness Regime

    Cosmos Fitness Regime –

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    As some of you might know, I have been following a fitness regime for many years.  I offer these tips to you because I believe anyone can improve their health through daily exercise, and a better diet. It is never too late to get in shape!  Let me know your fitness tips and I will share them here.

    Here are some of my tips for physical fitness and suggestions. It must be working.  I am usually about 187 pounds and don’t take any prescription drugs, my cholesterol levels are good as are my blood sugar levels although they are a bit higher than I want them to be.  I suffer from Fibromyalgia, arthritis, and hammer toes. I also exercise daily, riding on my exercise bike while looking at my emails, and FB feeds, studying Korean, and going for a three-mile walk at least four times a month. Lately, I bought a pull-up bar and installed it on the doorway, and I do it periodically throughout the day, squats, and swings, working my way up to doing pull-ups. I write in my journal every morning, and I also go for a walk every day and play the piano daily. I eat a lot of homemade food including Kefir, and Kombucha. and I am gluten-free.

    here are my diet recommendations, my physical exercise regime, my daily writing regime, and my piano-playing regime.

    I hope it inspires you to take charge of your physical and mental fitness.

    Coffee

     

    I start my day by drinking coffee and watching the news while writing in my journals.

    The first two cups are fully loaded – coffee, decaf, with yoga detox tea, cinnamon, nutmeg, and milk.

    perfect cup of coffee

    greatest comfort food is coffee

     

    snarling cup of coffee

     

    The first two cups are fully loaded – coffee, decafe, with yoga detox tea, cinnamon,  wormwood tea,. nutmeg, and milk.

    Sometimes I add in protein plant superfoods from Costco containing the following:

    Organic Protein Blend: Pea Protein, Brown Rice Protein, Chia Seed, Hemp Protein1.

    Organic Creamer Base: Acacia Gum, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Inulin, Rice Dextrin’s, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Extract1.

    Organic Superfoods Blend: Organic Greens and Grasses Blend (Wheat Grass, Barley Grass, Oat Grass, Alfalfa Grass, Kale, Spinach), Organic Berry Blend (Acai, Apple, Banana, Blueberry, Cranberry, Raspberry, Sweet Potato, Cherry, Pomegranate, Strawberry), Organic Veggie Blend (Beet, Broccoli, Carrot, Tomato, Parsley, Cauliflower, Cabbage, Kale), Organic Sprout Blend (Amaranth Sprout, Quinoa Sprout, Millet Sprout, Buckwheat Sprout, Garbanzo Bean Sprout, Lentil Sprout, Adzuki Sprout, Flax Sprout, Sunflower Sprout, Pumpkin Sprout, Chia Sprout, Sesame Sprout), Organic Ancient Grains Blend (Amaranth, Quinoa, Buckwheat, Millet, Chia), Organic Fiber Blend (Oat Fiber, Rice Bran, Acacia Fiber), Organic Cinnamon, Organic Erythritol, Organic Natural Flavors, Organic Stevia, Organic Food Based B Vitamin Blend (Organic Guava, Organic Holy Basil, Organic Lemon Extract), Organic Monk Fruit Extract, Probiotics (Bacillus coagulants) 1

    smoothie

    After coffee, I have either a smoothie or kefir for breakfast, followed by Kombucha.   All home brewed.

    Smoothie Blues

    Smoothie Love

    Smoothie Madness

    blueberry smoothie

    blueberries
    blueberries

     

     

     

     

    my daily breakfast

    includes blueberries
    in my smoothie

    apple cider vinegar
    blueberry, strawberry, oranges
    banana, pineapple,
    cinnamon
    coconut oil
    home-made kefir
    kale
    kombucha.

    ginseng

    ginger

    honey
    maca root
    spinach
    wheatgrass

    pomegranate  powder

    noni powder

    wormwood

    stevia
    50 superfoods plant protein powder

    Organic Protein Blend: Pea Protein, Brown Rice Protein, Chia Seed, Hemp Protein1.

    Organic Creamer Base: Acacia Gum, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Inulin, Rice Dextrin’s, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Extract1.

    Organic Superfoods Blend: Organic Greens and Grasses Blend (Wheat Grass, Barley Grass, Oat Grass, Alfalfa Grass, Kale, Spinach), Organic Berry Blend (Acai, Apple, Banana, Blueberry, Cranberry, Raspberry, Sweet Potato, Cherry, Pomegranate, Strawberry), Organic Veggie Blend (Beet, Broccoli, Carrot, Tomato, Parsley, Cauliflower, Cabbage, Kale), Organic Sprout Blend (Amaranth Sprout, Quinoa Sprout, Millet Sprout, Buckwheat Sprout, Garbanzo Bean Sprout, Lentil Sprout, Adzuki Sprout, Flax Sprout, Sunflower Sprout, Pumpkin Sprout, Chia Sprout, Sesame Sprout), Organic Ancient Grains Blend (Amaranth, Quinoa, Buckwheat, Millet, Chia), Organic Fiber Blend (Oat Fiber, Rice Bran, Acacia Fiber), Organic Cinnamon, Organic Erythritol, Organic Natural Flavors, Organic Stevia, Organic Food Based B Vitamin Blend (Organic Guava, Organic Holy Basil, Organic Lemon Extract), Organic Monk Fruit Extract, Probiotics (Bacillus coagulants) 1

    all blended to perfection
    that is my daily breakfast
    fit for a champion.

    Salt Of Life

     

    Every day

    I eat a little

    Himalayan Pink Salt

    In my food.

     

    That and real salt

    From Salt Lake City

    Will enable me.

    To live to be

    A ripe old man.

     

    So, my advice to you all

    Add real salt to your food,

    And watch your weight go down,

    A/nd your life extension begins.

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    Growing Kombucha and Kefir in Korea

    When we moved to Yeongjong island, near the Incheon Airport, we found that we would be deprived of two of our three favorite miracle foods, Kombucha and Kefir. But we were pleasantly surprised to find we could order our third favorite health food item, wheat grass for home delivery. Have not seen it in the stores but have seen it in some smoothie places as well as home delivery. best to mix it in a smoothie. Wheatgrass juice does not taste that great!

    Living in Oregon was great. Kombucha is everywhere. Costco carries Kombucha everywhere except in Korea. The best brand we found was Gingerade. But I liked sampling the kombucha everywhere, several bars brew it on-site and you can fill up a growler and take it home.

    What is Kombucha, you ask? It is fermented tea, filled with powerful probiotics and it is so good for your health. It does contain 1 percent alcohol so that should not get you into trouble with the new draconian drunk driving laws here in Korea!

    Since neither the Commissary nor Costco nor anyone else carried it, or even knew what it was, we decided that we had to brew it ourselves. The starter kit we brought with us had gone bad. So, we bought kombucha from Amazon and used that and the leftover starter kit to get started.

    We used green tea as the base. Straight black tea and jasmine tea will work but not Earl Grey due to the bergamot oil in the tea.

    We brewed up several gallons of tea, added sugar, the starter kit, and the cans of kombucha. Then we put it in a sprouted warmer kit ordered from Amazon and wrapped another gallon in an electric blanket. You have to keep the kombucha at about 80 degrees F (26.67 Celsius).

    Then we waited for six weeks. Finally ready to go today and we bottled it and started our next batch!
    Here’s what it looks like with the scuzzy taken out of the kombucha.

    Making Kefir was easy, we’ve been making it for years. We had started kits we bought in Oregon before we left. Just got some organic milk and we were in business. If you have to use Korean milk, make sure it is full-fat milk, 2 percent makes watery kefir. There are recipes for using almond milk, coconut milk, and rice milk but we have not used them because we heard it would be pretty watery. Might want to try Goat milk sometime though. The Commissary’s organic full-fat Milk is perfect. You can also buy Kefir at the Commissary just to see if you like it but their Kefir has extra sugar in it and I am not sure it would be a good starter mix. Best to order the starter kits from Amazon (they will be delivered to a local address) and you should not have any problems. But with both be sure you sanitize your containers with hot boiling water before making either kombucha or kefir. Need to keep stray random non-cultured bacteria out of the mix.

    See below for articles on the health benefits of Kombucha and Kefir, articles on how to make it, and where to buy it locally.

    As a personal testimony a few years ago, I noticed that I did not have hay fever in the Spring. I used to have to make a trip to the urgent care/ER because I got so inflamed that I could not even open my eyes and I was sneezing so bad. The medicine they gave me worked a bit but I mostly just suffered. Then I started eating kefir for breakfast and drinking Kombucha and my hay fever disappeared.!

    Health benefits of Kefir

    health benefits of Kefir

    Health benefits of Kombucha

    Health Benefits of Kombucha

    How to make kombucha at home

    how to make kombucha at home

    How to Make Kefir

    how to make kefir

    Where to Buy Kombucha in Seoul

    where to buy kombucha in Seoul

    Note:

    Kombucha is now widely available in Korea.  My brother-in-law even has a side hustle making Mama Kombucha.  You buy it in stores and some coffee shops.

    Bing AI provided some places where you can find Kombucha and Kefir in Korea.  The commissaries carry it, a few larger grocery chains now carry both.

    Kombucha is a fermented, lightly effervescent, sweetened black tea drink that is popular for its health benefits1. In Korea, you can find kombucha in various forms, such as:

    CORE BIO is a company that produces organic kombucha with different flavors, such as lemon, ginger, and berry. You can order their products online from their website2 or find them in some health food stores.

    TEAZEN is another company that offers kombucha in powder stick form, which you can mix with water or juice. They claim to be the world’s first to introduce this convenient way of consuming kombucha. You can also order their products online from their website3 or find them in some supermarkets and convenience stores.

    Homebrewing is an option if you want to make your kombucha at home. You will need a SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast), tea, sugar, and a glass jar. You can buy a SCOBY online or get one from a friend who already brews kombucha. Some online tutorials and recipes can guide you through the process of making your kombucha.

    Kefir is a fermented milk drink that contains probiotics, which are beneficial for your gut health1. In Korea, you can find kefir in different ways, such as:

    Buying ready-made kefir drinks from some supermarkets, convenience stores, or online shops. Some brands that offer kefir drinks are CORE BIO, TEAZEN, and Lifeway. They have various flavors and types of kefir, such as organic, low-fat, or powder stick234.

    Make your kefir at home with kefir grains and milk. Kefir grains are a mixture of bacteria and yeast that ferment milk and produce kefir. You can buy kefir grains online or get them from someone who already makes kefir. You will also need a glass jar, a cloth, and a rubber band to cover the jar. Many online guides and videos can show you how to make kefir at home1.

    Visiting a kefir cafe where you can enjoy fresh kefir drinks and other products made with kefir, such as smoothies, ice cream, or cheese. Some examples of kefir cafes in Korea are Kefir Lab in Seoul, Kefir House in Busan, and Kefir Story in Daegu.

    Ode to Kombucha

    kombucha
    kombucha

    We have finally mastered the art of brewing home Kombucha and are enjoying a glass of this miracle drink every morning along with our homemade kefir and our power smoothies.  If I keep this up, I will live to be a hundred years old.  Only 45 more years to go….

    Kombucha
    Only drink it in the morning
    Morning Delight

    By the dawning sun
    Up at the morning dawn
    Can’t wait for my morning cup
    Have to have my kombucha
    At least once a day.

    Ode to Kefir

    Kefir
    Everyday
    Food of the gods
    In every way
    Radiant health will follow.

    THE SIMPLE GUIDE TO KICKASS KOMBUCHA

    It’s a big day everyone! The day your intestinal microbiota has been begging you for. The day you say goodbye to expensive store-bought kombucha. The day you become a brewmaster I impart to you the secrets of homemade kombucha!

    The goal of this guide is to be your one-stop shop for homemade kombucha brewage, from SCOBY-less to fermented perfection. No hopping around the interwebs. No fuss. No confusion. Because making homemade kombucha is so simple (albeit a bit slow), and I hope after reading this you’ll give it a whirl! Let’s hope right to it.

    This post will go into detail about each step in the process of making kombucha. For succinct instructions, scroll to the bottom where a recipe card lays out the basics of making homemade kombucha. The general order of things goes something like this (you can jump around this tutorial by clicking the links below):

    Make SCOBY (1 to 4 weeks) – to make the “mother.”

    First Fermentation (6 to 10 days) – to make the actual kombucha.

    Second Fermentation (3 to 10 days) – to carbonate the kombucha.

    You can also click to jump to a few useful resources:

    Supplies needed – My top tools for brewing ‘Buch.

    Kombucha FAQ – Be sure to check out the comments section as well for answers to many questions.

    Get the printable guide – Everything from this post, in printable PDF form.

       How to Make Homemade Kombucha

    Before we start, here are some general notes that are consistent throughout the whole homemade kombucha process.

    No metal or plastic containers. Metal can react with the acidic kombucha and hurt your SCOBY, while plastic can house nasty bacteria that you don’t want sneaking in.

    Cleaning is key. A recurring theme in kombucha brewing is that EVERYTHING must be CLEAN! We’re creating the perfect environment for good bacterial growth, but if a bad bacteria slip in, it could ruin your batch (and make you pretty sick).

    Temperature plays a role. Fermentation goes a bit quicker in warmer temperatures, and a bit slower in colder weather.

    No mold zone. If you see any mold growing on your SCOBY or in the tea (which I understand can be difficult to discern from the hideous SCOBY, but will generally be green, white, or black), then toss your whole batch.

    Milk kefir is not only easy to make, but it is a delicious, probiotic-rich, versatile beverage your whole family can enjoy. Whether you are just exploring how to make milk kefir at home or have cultured dairy before, this video and instructions are here to help make culturing milk kefir at home easy.

    These instructions utilize the traditional starter culture known as milk kefir grains, rehydrated and ready-to-make milk kefir. If you wish to make milk kefir with a powdered Kefir Starter Culture, consult our article on How to Make Kefir with Direct-set Starter Culture.

    If you have purchased our dehydrated milk kefir grains, please follow the instructions included with your milk kefir grains or watch our how-to video on How to Activate Milk Kefir Grains to get started.

    If you wish to use raw milk to make milk kefir, be sure to activate your milk kefir grains using pasteurized milk first. You can then slowly transition them to raw milk.

    To get started, first, gather your supplies and choose a variety of milk to use.

    You’ll need the following supplies to make milk kefir, most of which can be found in the Milk Kefir Starter Kit. For more information on what supplies work best (and what to avoid) read our tutorial: Choosing the Best Equipment for Making Milk Kefir.

    A glass jars.

    A non-metal stirring utensil.

    A breathable cover for the jar such as a tight-weave towel, butter muslin, paper towel, or paper coffee filter

    A band to secure the cover to the jar like a rubber band or canning jar ring.

    fine mesh plastic strainer for removing the kefir grains from the finished kefir

    Ingredients for Making Milk Kefir

    Consult our article on choosing milk for making kefir to help you decide which milk is best for you!

    1-2 teaspoons active Milk Kefir Grains

    Cow or goat milk

    Transfer the active kefir grains into up to 4 cups of fresh milk.

    Cover with a coffee filter or butter muslin secured by a rubber band or jar ring.

    Place in a warm spot, 68°-85°F, to culture.

    Culture until milk is slightly thickened and the aroma is pleasant. This generally takes 24 hours but can take less time in warmer temperatures, so keep an eye on your grains.

    After the milk changes texture and culturing is complete, separate the kefir grains from the finished kefir.

    Place the kefir grains in a new batch of milk.

    Store the finished kefir in the refrigerator.

    Use Your (Clean!) Fingers

    As your milk kefir grains grow in size, you may choose to remove the kefir grains by hand. Make sure your hands are very clean and well rinsed, but do not use anti-bacterial soap to avoid contaminating the culture.

    Use a Plastic Mesh Strainer

    Sometimes milk kefir can be a bit thick. If necessary, you can use a silicone spatula or plastic spoon (in a swirling motion) to help work the kefir through the strainer. Stainless steel can be used if necessary; just be sure it’s stainless steel and not a reactive metal.

    Pour Kefir into A Shallow Bowl

    This will make the grains easier to see. Using a plastic or wooden spoon, scoop the grains out. Once the grains have been removed, pour the finished kefir into a container.

    While kefir sometimes turns out to be thin, it is also possible for kefir to over-thicken or turn into curds and whey. If this happens, you may need to strain your kefir grains with extra care. You can find tips in our Straining Over-Thickened Kefir tutorial.

    Following the above process, you can make milk kefir at home regularly. If after making milk kefir for a while you decide you don’t need 4 cups every day, it is possible to make smaller batches. Just choose a method in our tutorial How to Slow Down Making Milk Kefir + Make Smaller Batches.

    If you ever reach a point where you need to take a break from making milk kefir, there are a few ways you can put your kefir grains on pause. This includes refrigerating them for shorter breaks and drying them for longer breaks.

    In either case, your grains must be activated and cultured kefir regularly for 3 to 4 weeks before you attempt either of these resting methods.

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    Gluten Free

    I am gluten-free since my wife has celiac disease.

    Avoiding Junk Food

    I limit my hamburger consumption to no more than once a month.

    physical fitness regime

    Most days I go for a three to five-mile walk, bike five K on my exercise bike, do three sets of pull-ups/swings, and do yoga and weightlifting.  About two hours total per day.  While in the park I do some pull-downs, twisting wheels, and cross-training as well.

    I may sign up for a gym and join a Pilates or yoga club.

    I also do ceregem massage bed, weekly massage therapy, acupuncture, and moxibustion at home.

    I keep track of my fitness in my daily journal noting what I did the day before, including what I ate using the following format: (November 2 entry)

              Health

    Weight: 188

    BM:

    Symptoms:  moderate pain levels

    Doctor Visit:  scheduled November 7th for follow-up re chronic leg pain

    Results:  TBC

    Follow-Up Due: March 2024

    Med News Items:

    Diet:

    Breakfast:   smoothie

    Lunch           rice, soup, fish Korean side dishes

    `         Dinner          GF Pizza

    snacks:

    Dessert:

    Drinks: Alcohol nó Alcohol Day

    blend decaf, kombucha, coffee, fake coffee, fruit juices, etc

    Exercise

    Actual:

    bike seven k

    pull up three times consisting of 3 sets of squats, and two sets of swinging.

    New strategy

    15 three sets of 50 reps per weight

    15 minutes of Yoga

    5 sets of 50-step reps

    5k on the bike

    3 miles walk.

    Grip periodically 100 reps

    Standing desk for two hours

    pull up 5.

    pull down 200.

    wheel 200

    Ceregem:

    foot massage unit:

    neck shoulder massage unit:

    Moxibustion

    Ceregeem

    pulls up.

    while walking exercise in the park

    twisting 200

    cross training

    pull-downs

    Acupuncture weekly

    Massage weekly

    Mental Fitness Regime/Alzheimer’s Prevention

    I heard a long time ago that playing music, learning languages, and doing mental games like crossword puzzles every day is the best thing you can do to ward off the dreaded Dementia or Alzheimer’s.   Since my mother died of Alzheimer’s I am at increased risk.  I have been doing all three for almost a year now, playing the piano, studying Korean via Duolingo and watching K Dramas, doing daily writing prompts, writing three to five poems or short stories per day every day, and writing down my dreams and journal entries writing three to four hours every day, and weekly blog postings, instead of crossword puzzles.

    Daily Writing in My Journals

    I have been writing a daily journal since my 40s.  I write down my dreams, my anxieties, my daydreams, and fantasies, and draft poetry and stories first.

    then I write my journal including what I did the day before, major news items, things to note, goals for the day, what I ate the day before, and my daily exercise/health statistics.

    I save my creative work at least once a week, including putting down my work on my creative writing spreadsheet to keep track of everything.  I write anywhere from one to ten pieces every day.

    I also keep track of books read, movie/TV shows seen and music played to and listened to.

    I am currently reading the classics =Finishing Plato’s The Republic.

    Daily Piano Playing

    piano
    piano

    I have been playing the piano almost daily now for a year. Usually between 5 and 6:30 pm. Due to noise restrictions can’t play after 7 p.m. as I live in a high-rise apartment building.

    This time around I have started analyzing the music before I play it noting the music areas to pay attention to including key, key changes, registry changes, very high and very low notes which are hard for me to read, and repetition patterns.  I found that this simple step has paid off in helping me play a lot better and I feel my skills are returning to where they were when I last played about seven years ago. I am sure I will achieve my lifelong goal of reaching semi-professional level playing within a few years.

    I highly recommend this tip, playing each hand separately first when doing complicated counterpoint like in Bach, and listening, when possible, to the music you are going to play on YouTube while reading the score, to anyone returning to playing music.

    I recently played my first Mozart Sonata and well I did not do badly.  I will return to it next year after finishing other piano books.

    For more details see my “Playing Mozart Sonatas.”

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    Daily writing prompts

    Every day I write something following prompts from Pensively 101, Writer’s Cramp, and Fan Story.

    here’s what I wrote on November 2, 2023

     

    Journal Entry November 1, 2023

     

    Wednesday, November 1, 2023

    Time To Go Joe Lewis

    Joe Lewis was an old man.

    sitting in his lonely room on his bed

    up at 0 dark hundred, thinking about his life.

    and the end game is coming soon.

    There was a knock on the door.

    it was the Grim Reaper, saying,

    Joe Lewis, come with me,

    it is time to go.”

    bed in a lonely room

    No Forgiveness Express in Eight

    Issac was visiting Israel,

    Went to a music concert.

    There was a fierce fight,

    When Hamas terrorists stormed the concert.

    Killing his wife in front of him.

    He managed to escape, vowing there would.

    Be no forgiveness for the monsters,

    That had murdered his wife.

    Fierce
    escape
    forgiveness

     

    Animal World

    258 words

    One day, about five months ago, I received a mysterious package, containing a pair of sunglasses and a cryptic note that read,

    “Put these glasses on and see the world as it is. For Mad Men only.”

    The incident reminded me of the movie, “They” in which a man puts on mysterious sunglasses that reveal that many people are, in fact, aliens from another planet.

    Curious, I put on the glasses and noticed that everybody around me had been transformed into hideous creatures, straight from his worst nightmares.  Everyone transformed into aliens, animals, demons, goblins, ghosts, monsters, wraiths, and zombies.

    The soldiers at the base APO had become giant rats in uniforms.  The local staff had become wild animals.

     

    I turned on the TV and saw all the politicians on TV were now screaming monkeys screeching at each other the former president was an orangutang, the current president was a giant Kamona dragon, and the pundits were all mockingbirds screaming and screeching, mocking the politicians.

    The taxi drivers were all wolves.  The passengers on the buses and subways were bleating sheep.

    His wife was now a tiger, and he looked in the mirror and found that he had been turned into a giant bear.  He talked to his best friend during their weekly Zoom session and they were all bears too.

    Finally, he had enough. He took the masses off and everybody reverted to their normal shapes and forms. Disgusted he threw the glasses into the trash saying,

    “I have had enough of this false reality.”

     

     

     

    The Taking of Train 967 bound for the Pentagon

    “Listen up. I will only say this once. We have taken control of this train. You will do what we say or we will send you straight to hell. “

    That is how I announced the first subway jacking in US history. We high-jacked a subway train in Suburban Virginia bound for the Pentagon on a Monday morning boarding the train at Van Dorn station, by high-jacking the computer control systems that control the movement of the train. The train flew through the stations and we ended it 15 minutes later.

    My associates went through the train taking people’s phones, bags, and wallets. We were armed with the latest high-tech weapons and gear we had bought at a gun show where no one questioned us or did a background check as we all looked like ordinary working-class white people.

    It went down so quickly but unfortunately, we had to shoot a few people to make sure that everyone knew who was in charge.
    I went on the air and addressed the world.

    “We are the voices of the forgotten people, the little people, the left behind. We are taking this train in the name of the people. We will take what we need to finance the revolution and then leave you your phones and personal items for you to sort out once we reach the end of the line. Cooperate and you will live, resist, and join your friends in hell. Any questions?’’

    It was all over in ten minutes, as we had picked a train near the beginning of its daily run and it was crowded as hell. When we got to the Roslyn station, we threw out smoke bangs flash and disappeared into the crowd.

    Then we went to my bar and watched the TV coverage of the hijacking. And sat in the back room and plotted our next target -while we went through the haul – over two million dollars in money, watches, and the like.

    And we laughed. It had been so easy to do, that we wondered why no one tried it before.

    October 6, 1866, saw the first train robbery in the U.S. when the Reno Gang stole $16,000 … A crime that likely inspired copycat robberies over the next few decades.

    For tomorrow, write a story or poem whose setting is on a train during a train robbery. It can be any sort of train (historical, fantasy, supernatural, etc.) And the POV character can be a passenger, a train official, or one of the robbers.

    However, to make the assignment useful practice that might push you a little out of your normal comfort zone, the tale must be told in first-person POV (so the POV character/narrator is “I”) and in the present tense.

    The Pumpkin’s Evil Plot

     

    A lonely farmer threw together,

    His prized pumpkins are on a roadside cart.

    The farmer getting ready to sell his award-winning

    Giant pumpkins the day before Halloween.

    The deranged, insane pumpkins,

    Vowing revenge on the human race,

    Attacked the hapless lonely farmer,

    Yelling “Death to all Humans.”

     

    Thanksgiving Puny Situation Writing com.

    Many years ago
    I had a traditional Thanksgiving
    With friends in Korea
    My fellow teacher said
    He knew how to cook a turkey
    My wife who was in the army
    Got the turkey and we invited friends
    Turns out he lied, he had no clue
    We cooked the bird with the giblets
    Inside the stuffing
    Took it out and told our Korean guests
    That was “American Stamina” food
    Turned out and found that the giblets
    Were all gone
    That was a puny situation
    And a memorable Thanksgiving dinner

    What kind of pitch shall we make today? Are you having a ball going to bat with your New Year’s writing resolution? Or haven’t you left first base, yet? What’s the score? On to the contest. I’m game if you’re game.

    Write a story or poem featuring a puny situation.

    Make one of the genres of Comedy.

     

    A Thanksgiving Poem

     

     

     

     

     

    My favorite holiday

    As a child

    Was always Thanksgiving.

     

    My mother

    Being from the South

    Knew how to do Thanksgiving right.

     

    She made the best turkey.

    This side of paradise

    Just perfect

     

    A big oven-roasted bird

    Complete with stuffing

    Made with breadcrumbs.

    Oysters, carrots, onions, garlic

    Mushrooms And secret spices

    Cooked in the bird of course.

    Cranberry sauce

    Gravy

    wild rice

    white rice

    Mashed potatoes

    Sweet potatoes with marshmallows

    Salad

    Stuffing of course

    Yams

    And pumpkin pie

    With ice cream

    For dessert

     

    Turkey’s Revolt – A Thanksgiving Dinner Nightmare

     

    On Thanksgiving Day

    The feast started late.

    The turkey was having a problem.

    He refused to go quietly.

    Into the oven

    The turkey stood up.

    Screaming

    What is wrong with you people?

    You are going to burn me alive?

     

    What have I done to you?

    Why can’t you just pardon me?

     

    Like the President did

    I mean, I am cuter than Peter Butter

    And Jelly anyway

     

    The turkey grabbed a knife.

    And killed the guests.

     

    Running out into the dark

    Joining all the other

    Suddenly awoke turkeys.

     

    All screaming

     

    “I am mad as hell.

    and not going to take it anymore.

    Death to all humans.”

     

    That was the day.

    that went down.

     

    As the Thanksgiving

    Turkey revolt.

     

    We Knew We Were Soul Mates 5-7-5

     

    when I first met you

    sparks flowed from heart to heart.

    We knew we were soul mates.

    You Rescued Me

    when I first met you

    I was lost, you rescued me.

    with the power of love

    ABC Poetry Contest

    For this contest, you are challenged to write an ABC poem. ABC poetry has five lines and often is used to express feelings. See the announcement for an example. Cash Prize.

    MAGA Madness ABC Poem ABC

    MAGA Madness

    No longer a fringe right-wing group

    On the way to take over the land

    Politicians cower in fear.

    Is Fascism coming to the United States?

     

    this contest you are challenged to write an ABC poem.

    Write a one-stanza, five-line poem.

    The first letter of each of the first four lines follows the order of the alphabet while the last line can be any letter whatsoever. For example, a poet might choose to use the following letter combination: D-E-F-G-A.

    The lines may be of any syllable length. Also, line length may vary from line to line.

    The poem may be about any subject or topic.

    Rhyming and meter are optional.

    BING AI Chat Bot provides some additional background information on the MAGA movement for those of you who don’t follow US politics that closely.  The MAGA movement does have parallels in other countries.

     

    Q: can you tell me about the MAGA movement in the U.S.? Where did it come from? what are their goals and what are the links to other right-wing movements both in the U.S. and worldwide?

    A: The MAGA movement is a nativist political movement that emerged in the United States during the 2016 presidential campaign of its putative leader, Donald Trump1Its name is derived from Trump’s 2016 campaign slogan “Make America Great Again,” which became a rallying cry for many Trump supporters during his presidency and beyond2.

    The movement is characterized by its populist, nationalist, and anti-establishment sentiments, as well as its strong loyalty to Trump and his agenda. Some of the core beliefs of the MAGA movement include:

    America is in decline and needs to be restored to its former greatness.

    Immigration and globalization are threats to American sovereignty and identity.

    The political, media, and cultural elites are corrupt and out of touch with the common people.

    Trump is the only leader who can defend and represent the interests of the American people.

    The 2020 presidential election was rigged and stolen from Trump by a deep state conspiracy3

    The MAGA movement has links to other right-wing movements both in the U.S. and worldwide, such as:

    The Tea Party movement emerged in 2009 as a conservative backlash against the Obama administration and its policies.

    The alt-right movement, which is a loosely defined group of white nationalists, white supremacists, neo-Nazis, and other extremists who promote racism, antisemitism, and xenophobia online and offline.

    The QAnon movement is a conspiracy theory that claims that Trump is secretly fighting a cabal of satanic pedophiles who control the world.

    The Proud Boys movement is a far-right neo-fascist organization that engages in political violence and street brawls with left-wing activists.

    The Patriot Movement is a collection of anti-government militias and paramilitary groups that oppose federal authority and prepare for a civil war.

    The Brexit movement, which is a campaign that led to the United Kingdom’s withdrawal from the European Union in 2016

    The Yellow Vest movement is a populist protest movement that started in France in 2018 against rising fuel prices and living costs.

    The Bolsonaro movement, which is a political movement that supports the right-wing populist president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro4

    Fan story

     

    Zombie Apocalypse

     

    The zombies screaming,

    Zombie apocalypse now.

    “Death To All Humans.”

    5-7-5 Horror

    Write a 5-7-5 poem on the topic of horror
    Friday the 13th chapter four for blog entry on Fan Story

     

     

    Closing Time

     

    On hearing the news

    Of a friend’s passing,

    I was overwhelmed.

    With grief and sadness.

     

    And I realized that my time.

    On this mortal plane

    Is also coming.

    To the end game.

     

    Closing time

    the final act of this cosmic play.

    The grim reaper

    Has my number.

     

     

    Some day

    He will come for me.

    And the love of my life

    My lovely wife.

     

    And my family

    friends, and enemies

    far-flung throughout

    the whole world.

     

    In the long run

    We can’t escape.

    our grim fate,

    We end up in the same place.

     

    When the Grim Reaper

    Knocks at our door.

    Are we ready for that?

    Perhaps not.

     

    But each day

    We have left.

    In another day

    We can celebrate.

     

    That we are alive

    having survived another year

    And cheated death’s grim embrace.

    every day remaining is a blessing.

    We are but one step closer to the grave.

     

    the end will come.

    when your time

    comes to an end.

    but not today.

     

    So, rejoice, my friends.

    Live your remaining moments.

    Filled with friendship,

    Love, laughter, and joy.

     

    the end

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Sometimes I add in protein plant superfoods from Costco containing the following:

    Organic Protein Blend: Pea Protein, Brown Rice Protein, Chia Seed, Hemp Protein1.

    Organic Creamer Base: Acacia Gum, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Inulin, Rice Dextrin’s, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Extract1.

    Organic Superfoods Blend: Organic Greens and Grasses Blend (Wheat Grass, Barley Grass, Oat Grass, Alfalfa Grass, Kale, Spinach), Organic Berry Blend (Acai, Apple, Banana, Blueberry, Cranberry, Raspberry, Sweet Potato, Cherry, Pomegranate, Strawberry), Organic Veggie Blend (Beet, Broccoli, Carrot, Tomato, Parsley, Cauliflower, Cabbage, Kale), Organic Sprout Blend (Amaranth Sprout, Quinoa Sprout, Millet Sprout, Buckwheat Sprout, Garbanzo Bean Sprout, Lentil Sprout, Adzuki Sprout, Flax Sprout, Sunflower Sprout, Pumpkin Sprout, Chia Sprout, Sesame Sprout), Organic Ancient Grains Blend (Amaranth, Quinoa, Buckwheat, Millet, Chia), Organic Fiber Blend (Oat Fiber, Rice Bran, Acacia Fiber), Organic Cinnamon, Organic Erythritol, Organic Natural Flavors, Organic Stevia, Organic Food Based B Vitamin Blend (Organic Guava, Organic Holy Basil, Organic Lemon Extract), Organic Monk Fruit Extract, Probiotics (Bacillus coagulants) 1

     

     

    I usually start my day with a homemade smoothie.

     

    smoothie

    Smoothie Blues

    Smoothie Love

    Smoothie Madness

     

     

    blueberry smoothie

    my daily breakfast
    includes blueberries
    in my smoothie

    apple cider vinegar
    blueberry, strawberry, oranges
    banana, pineapple,
    cinnamon
    coconut oil
    home made kefir
    kale
    kombucha.

    ginseng

    ginger

    honey
    maca root
    spinach
    wheatgrass

    stevia
    50 superfoods plant protein powder

    Organic Protein Blend: Pea Protein, Brown Rice Protein, Chia Seed, Hemp Protein1.

    Organic Creamer Base: Acacia Gum, High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Inulin, Rice Dextrin’s, Rice Bran Extract, Rosemary Extract1.

    Organic Superfoods Blend: Organic Greens and Grasses Blend (Wheat Grass, Barley Grass, Oat Grass, Alfalfa Grass, Kale, Spinach), Organic Berry Blend (Acai, Apple, Banana, Blueberry, Cranberry, Raspberry, Sweet Potato, Cherry, Pomegranate, Strawberry), Organic Veggie Blend (Beet, Broccoli, Carrot, Tomato, Parsley, Cauliflower, Cabbage, Kale), Organic Sprout Blend (Amaranth Sprout, Quinoa Sprout, Millet Sprout, Buckwheat Sprout, Garbanzo Bean Sprout, Lentil Sprout, Adzuki Sprout, Flax Sprout, Sunflower Sprout, Pumpkin Sprout, Chia Sprout, Sesame Sprout), Organic Ancient Grains Blend (Amaranth, Quinoa, Buckwheat, Millet, Chia), Organic Fiber Blend (Oat Fiber, Rice Bran, Acacia Fiber), Organic Cinnamon, Organic Erythritol, Organic Natural Flavors, Organic Stevia, Organic Food Based B Vitamin Blend (Organic Guava, Organic Holy Basil, Organic Lemon Extract), Organic Monk Fruit Extract, Probiotics (Bacillus coagulants) 1

     

    all blended to perfection
    that is my daily breakfast
    fit for a champion.

     

     

    Salt Of Life

     

    Every day

    I eat a little

    Himalayan Pink Salt

    In my food.

     

    That and real salt

    From Salt Lake City

    Will enable me.

    To live to be

    A ripe old man.

     

    So, my advice to you all

    Add real salt to your food,

    And watch your weight go down,

    And your life extension begins.

     

     

    Kefir

     

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    Growing Kombucha and Kefir in Korea

     

     

    When we moved to Yeongjong island, near the Incheon Airport, we found that we would be deprived of two of our three favorite miracle foods, Kombucha and Kefir. But we were pleasantly surprised to find we could order our third favorite health food item, wheat grass for home delivery. Have not seen it in the stores but have seen it in some smoothie places as well as home delivery. best to mix it in a smoothie. Wheatgrass juice does not taste that great!

    Growing Kombucha and Kefir in Korea

    Kombucha

    Living in Oregon was great. Kombucha is everywhere. Costco carries Kombucha everywhere except in Korea. The best brand we found was Gingerade. But I liked sampling the kombucha everywhere, several bars brew it on-site and you can fill up a growler and take it home.

    What is Kombucha, you ask? It is fermented tea, filled with powerful probiotics and it is so good for your health. It does contain 1 percent alcohol so that should not get you into trouble with the new draconian drunk driving laws here in Korea!

    Since neither the Commissary nor Costco nor anyone else carried it, or even knew what it was, we decided that we had to brew it ourselves. The starter kit we brought with us had gone bad. So, we bought kombucha from Amazon and used that and the leftover starter kit to get started.

    We used green tea as the base. Straight black tea and jasmine tea will work but not Earl Grey due to the bergamot oil in the tea.

    We brewed up several gallons of tea, added sugar, the starter kit, and the cans of kombucha. Then we put it in a sprouted warmer kit ordered from Amazon and wrapped another gallon in an electric blanket. You have to keep the kombucha at about 80 degrees F (26.67 Celsius).

    Then we waited for six weeks. Finally ready to go today and we bottled it and started our next batch!
    Here’s what it looks like with the scuzzy taken out of the kombucha.

    kombucha

    Kefir

    Making Kefir was easy, we’ve been making it for years. We had started kits we bought in Oregon before we left. Just got some organic milk and we were in business. If you have to use Korean milk, make sure it is full-fat milk, 2 percent makes watery kefir. There are recipes for using almond milk, coconut milk, and rice milk but we have not used them because we heard it would be pretty watery. Might want to try Goat milk sometime though. The Commissary’s organic full-fat Milk is perfect. You can also buy Kefir at the Commissary just to see if you like it but their Kefir has extra sugar in it and I am not sure it would be a good starter mix. Best to order the starter kits from Amazon (they will be delivered to a local address) and you should not have any problems. But with both be sure you sanitize your containers with hot boiling water before making either kombucha or kefir. Need to keep stray random non-cultured bacteria out of the mix.

    See below for articles on the health benefits of Kombucha and Kefir, articles on how to make it, and where to buy it locally.

    As a personal testimony a few years ago, I noticed that I did not have hay fever in the Spring. I used to have to make a trip to the urgent care/ER because I got so inflamed that I could not even open my eyes and I was sneezing so bad. The medicine they gave me worked a bit but I mostly just suffered. Then I started eating kefir for breakfast and drinking Kombucha and my hay fever disappeared.!

    External Links

    Health benefits of Kefir

    health benefits of Kefir

    Health benefits of Kombucha

    Health Benefits of Kombucha

    How to make kombucha at home

    how to make kombucha at home

    How to Make Kefir

    how to make kefir

    Where to Buy Kombucha in Seoul

    where to buy kombucha in Seoul

    Note:

    Kombucha is now widely available in Korea.  My brother-in-law even has a side hustle making Mama Kombucha.  You buy it in stores and some coffee shops.

     

    Bing AI provided some places where you can find Kombucha and Kefir in Korea.  The commissaries carry it, a few larger grocery chains now carry both.

    Kombucha is a fermented, lightly effervescent, sweetened black tea drink that is popular for its health benefits1. In Korea, you can find kombucha in various forms, such as:

    CORE BIO is a company that produces organic kombucha with different flavors, such as lemon, ginger, and berry. You can order their products online from their website2 or find them in some health food stores.

    TEAZEN is another company that offers kombucha in powder stick form, which you can mix with water or juice. They claim to be the world’s first to introduce this convenient way of consuming kombucha. You can also order their products online from their website3 or find them in some supermarkets and convenience stores.

    Homebrewing is an option if you want to make your kombucha at home. You will need a SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast), tea, sugar, and a glass jar. You can buy a SCOBY online or get one from a friend who already brews kombucha. Some online tutorials and recipes can guide you through the process of making your kombucha.

     

    Kefir is a fermented milk drink that contains probiotics, which are beneficial for your gut health1. In Korea, you can find kefir in different ways, such as:

    Buying ready-made kefir drinks from some supermarkets, convenience stores, or online shops. Some brands that offer kefir drinks are CORE BIO, TEAZEN, and Lifeway. They have various flavors and types of kefir, such as organic, low-fat, or powder stick234.

    Make your kefir at home with kefir grains and milk. Kefir grains are a mixture of bacteria and yeast that ferment milk and produce kefir. You can buy kefir grains online or get them from someone who already makes kefir. You will also need a glass jar, a cloth, and a rubber band to cover the jar. Many online guides and videos can show you how to make kefir at home1.

    Visiting a kefir cafe where you can enjoy fresh kefir drinks and other products made with kefir, such as smoothies, ice cream, or cheese. Some examples of kefir cafes in Korea are Kefir Lab in Seoul, Kefir House in Busan, and Kefir Story in Daegu.

    I hope this helps you find kefir in Korea. Cheers!

     

     

    Kombucha

    Ode to Kombucha

    We have finally mastered the art of brewing home Kombucha and are enjoying a glass of this miracle drink every morning along with our homemade kefir and our power smoothies.  If I keep this up, I will live to be a hundred years old.  Only 45 more years to go….

    Ode to Kombucha

    Kombucha
    Only drink it in the morning
    Morning Delight

    By the dawning sun
    Up at the morning dawn
    Can’t wait for my morning cup
    Have to have my kombucha
    At least once a day.

    Ode to Kefir

    Kefir
    Everyday
    Food of the gods
    In every way
    Radiant health will follow.

    THE SIMPLE GUIDE TO KICKASS KOMBUCHA

    It’s a big day everyone! The day your intestinal microbiota has been begging you for. The day you say goodbye to expensive store-bought kombucha. The day you become a brewmaster I impart to you the secrets of homemade kombucha!

    The goal of this guide is to be your one-stop shop for homemade kombucha brewage, from SCOBY-less to fermented perfection. No hopping around the interwebs. No fuss. No confusion. Because making homemade kombucha is so simple (albeit a bit slow), and I hope after reading this you’ll give it a whirl! Let’s hope right to it.

    HOW TO MAKE HOMEMADE KOMBUCHA: OVERVIEW

    This post will go into detail about each step in the process of making kombucha. For succinct instructions, scroll to the bottom where a recipe card lays out the basics of making homemade kombucha. The general order of things goes something like this (you can jump around this tutorial by clicking the links below):

    Make SCOBY (1 to 4 weeks) – to make the “mother.”

    First Fermentation (6 to 10 days) – to make the actual kombucha.

    Second Fermentation (3 to 10 days) – to carbonate the kombucha.

    You can also click to jump to a few useful resources:

    Supplies needed – My top tools for brewing ‘Buch.

    Kombucha FAQ – Be sure to check out the comments section as well for answers to many questions.

    Get the printable guide – Everything from this post, in printable PDF form.

    HOW TO MAKE KOMBUCHA VIDEO

       How to Make Homemade Kombucha

    Before we start, here are some general notes that are consistent throughout the whole homemade kombucha process.

    No metal or plastic containers. Metal can react with the acidic kombucha and hurt your SCOBY, while plastic can house nasty bacteria that you don’t want sneaking in.

    Cleaning is key. A recurring theme in kombucha brewing is that EVERYTHING must be CLEAN! We’re creating the perfect environment for good bacterial growth, but if a bad bacteria slip in, it could ruin your batch (and make you pretty sick).

    Temperature plays a role. Fermentation goes a bit quicker in warmer temperatures, and a bit slower in colder weather.

    No mold zone. If you see any mold growing on your SCOBY or in the tea (which I understand can be difficult to discern from the hideous SCOBY, but will generally be green, white, or black), then toss your whole batch.

    Milk kefir is not only easy to make, but it is a delicious, probiotic-rich, versatile beverage your whole family can enjoy. Whether you are just exploring how to make milk kefir at home or have cultured dairy before, this video and instructions are here to help make culturing milk kefir at home easy.

    BEFORE YOU BEGIN

    These instructions utilize the traditional starter culture known as milk kefir grains, rehydrated and ready-to-make milk kefir. If you wish to make milk kefir with a powdered Kefir Starter Culture, consult our article on How to Make Kefir with Direct-set Starter Culture.

    If you have purchased our dehydrated milk kefir grains, please follow the instructions included with your milk kefir grains or watch our how-to video on How to Activate Milk Kefir Grains to get started.

    If you wish to use raw milk to make milk kefir, be sure to activate your milk kefir grains using pasteurized milk first. You can then slowly transition them to raw milk.

    WHAT YOU’LL NEED TO MAKE MILK KEFIR

    To get started, first, gather your supplies and choose a variety of milk to use.

    Supplies for Making Milk Kefir

    You’ll need the following supplies to make milk kefir, most of which can be found in the Milk Kefir Starter Kit. For more information on what supplies work best (and what to avoid) read our tutorial: Choosing the Best Equipment for Making Milk Kefir.

     

    A glass jars.

    A non-metal stirring utensil.

    A breathable cover for the jar such as a tight-weave towel, butter muslin, paper towel, or paper coffee filter

    A band to secure the cover to the jar like a rubber band or canning jar ring.

    fine mesh plastic strainer for removing the kefir grains from the finished kefir

    Ingredients for Making Milk Kefir

    Consult our article on choosing milk for making kefir to help you decide which milk is best for you!

     

    1-2 teaspoons active Milk Kefir Grains

    Cow or goat milk

    INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAKING MILK KEFIR

    Transfer the active kefir grains into up to 4 cups of fresh milk.

    Cover with a coffee filter or butter muslin secured by a rubber band or jar ring.

    Place in a warm spot, 68°-85°F, to culture.

    Culture until milk is slightly thickened and the aroma is pleasant. This generally takes 24 hours but can take less time in warmer temperatures, so keep an eye on your grains.

    After the milk changes texture and culturing is complete, separate the kefir grains from the finished kefir.

    Place the kefir grains in a new batch of milk.

    Store the finished kefir in the refrigerator.

    REMOVING GRAINS FROM FINISHED MILK KEFIR

    Use Your (Clean!) Fingers

    As your milk kefir grains grow in size, you may choose to remove the kefir grains by hand. Make sure your hands are very clean and well rinsed, but do not use anti-bacterial soap to avoid contaminating the culture.

    Use a Plastic Mesh Strainer

    Sometimes milk kefir can be a bit thick. If necessary, you can use a silicone spatula or plastic spoon (in a swirling motion) to help work the kefir through the strainer. Stainless steel can be used if necessary; just be sure it’s stainless steel and not a reactive metal.

    Pour Kefir into A Shallow Bowl

    This will make the grains easier to see. Using a plastic or wooden spoon, scoop the grains out. Once the grains have been removed, pour the finished kefir into a container.

    OVER-THICKENED KEFIR

    While kefir sometimes turns out to be thin, it is also possible for kefir to over-thicken or turn into curds and whey. If this happens, you may need to strain your kefir grains with extra care. You can find tips in our Straining Over-Thickened Kefir tutorial.

    WHAT’S NEXT?

    Following the above process, you can make milk kefir at home regularly. If after making milk kefir for a while you decide you don’t need 4 cups every day, it is possible to make smaller batches. Just choose a method in our tutorial How to Slow Down Making Milk Kefir + Make Smaller Batches.

    Resting Your Milk Kefir Grains

    If you ever reach a point where you need to take a break from making milk kefir, there are a few ways you can put your kefir grains on pause. This includes refrigerating them for shorter breaks and drying them for longer breaks.

    In either case, your grains must be activated and cultured kefir regularly for 3 to 4 weeks before you attempt either of these resting methods.

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    I also avoid Carbs at night, and I am gluten-free since my wife has celiac disease.  and I limit my hamburger consumption to no more than once a month.

     

    physical fitness regime

     

    most days I go for a three to five-mile walk, bike five K on my exercise bike, do three sets of pull-ups/swings, and do yoga and weightlifting.  About two hours total per day.  While in the park I do some pull-downs, twisting wheels, and cross-training as well.

    I may sign up for a gym and join a Pilates or yoga club.

     

    I also do ceregem massage bed, weekly massage therapy, acupuncture, and moxibustion at home.

     

    I keep track of my fitness in my daily journal noting what I did the day before, including what I ate using the following format: (November 2 entry)

     

    Health

    Weight: 188

    BM:

    Symptoms:  moderate pain levels

    Doctor Visit:  scheduled November 7th for follow-up re chronic leg pain

    Results:  TBC

    Follow-Up Due: March 2024

    Med News Items:

    Diet:

    Breakfast:   smoothie

    Lunch           rice, soup, fish Korean side dishes

    `         Dinner          GF Pizza

    snacks:

    Dessert:

    Drinks: Alcohol nó Alcohol Day

    blend decaf, kombucha, coffee, fake coffee, fruit juices, etc

     

    Exercise

    Actual:

    bike seven k

    pull up three times consisting of 3 sets of squats, and two sets of swinging.

    New strategy

    15 three sets of 50 reps per weight

    15 minutes of Yoga

    5 sets of 50-step reps

    5k on the bike

    3 miles walk.

    Grip periodically 100 reps

    Standing desk for two hours

    pull up 5.

    pull down 200.

    wheel 200

    Ceregem:

    foot massage unit:

    neck shoulder massage unit:

     

    Moxibustion

    Ceregeem pulls up.

    while walking exercise in the park

    twisting 200

    cross training

    pull-downs

    Acupuncture weekly

    Massage weekly

     

    Ceregem treatment

     

    I first bought a cergem acupressure massage bed in 1996 and use it almost every day.  the bed uses infrared heat and jade technology to provide acupressure therapy as the jade crystals move up and down your spine providing long-lasting pain relief leading to deeper sleep.  I usually use it while reading before going to bed.

     

    from Bing AI review

     

    Ceregem massage bed is a therapeutic bed that uses a combination of massage, heat, and acupressure to provide relaxation and relief from pain. The bed is designed to provide a full-body massage that targets pressure points and helps to improve blood circulation. Here are some of the benefits of using a Ceregem massage bed:

    1. Relaxation: The massage bed provides a relaxing experience that can help to reduce stress and anxiety.
    2. Pain relief: The bed’s massage and heat functions can help to relieve pain and soreness in the muscles and joints.
    3. Improved circulation: The massage bed’s acupressure function can help to improve blood circulation, which can help to reduce inflammation and promote healing.
    4. Better sleep: The bed’s massage function can help to promote relaxation and improve sleep quality.
    5. Detoxification: The bed’s heat function can help to promote sweating, which can help to eliminate toxins from the body.

    Please note that while the Ceregem massage bed has many potential benefits, it is important to consult with a healthcare professional before using it, especially if you have any underlying medical conditions.

     

    Moxibustion Treatment

     

    I have been moxibution treatment for about a year now. we have a home kit which we do in conjunction with using the ceregem massage therapy bed. About two to three treatments per week are ideal.  We also occasionally go to a clinic for treatment.

    Moxibustion involves burning wormwood and applying it to your skin.  It is an ancient Chinese-Korean medical treatment.  for more info read the following from the Bing AI chat on moxibution.

    Moxibustion is a traditional Chinese medicine therapy that involves burning dried mugwort on or near the skin’s surface to stimulate acupuncture points. It is believed to have several health benefits, including:

    1. Pain relief: Moxibustion can help to relieve pain and soreness in the muscles and joints.
    2. Improved digestion: Moxibustion can help to improve digestion and alleviate digestive issues such as constipation and diarrhea.
    3. Reduced inflammation: Moxibustion can help to reduce inflammation in the body, which can help to alleviate symptoms of conditions such as arthritis and asthma.
    4. Improved blood circulation: Moxibustion can help to improve blood circulation, which can help to promote healing and reduce inflammation.
    5. Stress relief: Moxibustion can help to promote relaxation and reduce stress and anxiety.

    Please note that while moxibustion has many potential benefits, it is important to consult with a healthcare professional before using it, Korean Charcoal Saunasespecially if you have any underlying medical conditions.

     

    Korean Charcoal Saunas

    charcoal suana
    charcoal sauna

    ;

    I have been going to traditional Korean saunas for years. About two years ago I discovered Korean Charcoal saunas which feature charcoal sauna fires that are very hot and have a lot of health benefits.  for more information see the following:

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    health benefits of traditional Korean charcoal saunas – Search (bing.com)

    mental fitness regime

    Alzheimer’s Prevention

    I heard a long time ago that playing music, learning languages, and doing mental games like crossword puzzles every day is the best thing you can do to ward off the dreaded Dementia or Alzheimer’s.   Since my mother died of Alzheimer’s I am at increased risk.  I have been doing all three for almost a year now, playing the piano, studying Korean via Duolingo and watching K Dramas, doing daily writing prompts, writing three to five poems or short stories per day every day, and writing down my dreams and journal entries writing three to four hours every day, and weekly blog postings, instead of crossword puzzles.

    daily writing in my journals

    I have been writing a daily journal since my 40s.  I write down my dreams, my anxieties, my daydreams, and fantasies, and draft poetry and stories first.

    then I write my journal including what I did the day before, major news items, things to note, goals for the day, what I ate the day before, and my daily exercise/health statistics.

    I save my creative work at least once a week, including putting down my work on my creative writing spreadsheet to keep track of everything.  I write anywhere from one to ten pieces every day.

    I also keep track of books read, movie/TV shows seen and music played to and listened to.

    I am currently reading the classics =Finishing Plato’s The Republic.

    daily piano playing

    I have been playing the piano almost daily now for a year. Usually between 5 and 6:30 pm. Due to noise restrictions can’t play after 7 p.m. as I live in a high-rise apartment building.

    This time around I have started analyzing the music before I play it noting the music areas to pay attention to including key, key changes, registry changes, very high and very low notes which are hard for me to read, and repetition patterns.  I found that this simple step has paid off in helping me play a lot better and I feel my skills are returning to where they were when I last played about seven years ago. I am sure I will achieve my lifelong goal of reaching semi-professional level playing within a few years.

    I highly recommend this tip, playing each hand separately first when doing complicated counterpoint like in Bach, and listening, when possible, to the music you are going to play on YouTube while reading the score, to anyone returning to playing music.

    I recently played my first Mozart Sonata and well I did not do badly.  I will return to it next year after finishing other piano books.

    For more details see my “Playing Mozart Sonatas.”

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    Daily writing prompts

    Every day I write something following prompts from Pensively 101, Writer’s Cramp, and Fan Story.

    Here’s what I wrote on November 2, 2023

    Wednesday, November 1, 2023

    our three words today are:

    serenity
    tranquility
    silence

    Tuesday’s Thoughts! | Nuggets of Gold (wordpress.com)

    Time To Go Grim Reaper

    Joe Lewis was an old man.

    sitting in his lonely room on his bed

    up at 0 dark hundred, thinking about his life.

    and the end game is coming soon.

    There was a knock on the door.

    it was the Grim Reaper, saying,

    Joe Lewis, come with me,

    it is time to go.”

    TOPIC

    bed in a lonely room
    Issac was visiting Israel,

    Went to a music concert.

    There was a fierce fight,

    When Hamas terrorists stormed the concert.

    Killing his wife in front of him.

    He managed to escape, vowing there would.

    Be no forgiveness for the monsters,

    That had murdered his wife.

    Fierce
    escape
    forgiveness

    Animal World

    One day, about five months ago, I received a mysterious package, containing a pair of sunglasses and a cryptic note that read,

    “Put these glasses on and see the world as it is. For Mad Men only.”

    The incident reminded me of the movie, “They” in which a man puts on mysterious sunglasses that reveal that many people are, in fact, aliens from another planet.

    Curious, I put on the glasses and noticed that everybody around me had been transformed into hideous creatures, straight from his worst nightmares.  Everyone transformed into aliens, animals, demons, goblins, ghosts, monsters, wraiths, and zombies.

    The soldiers at the base APO had become giant rats in uniforms.  The local staff had become wild animals.

    I turned on the TV and saw all the politicians on TV were now screaming monkeys screeching at each other the former president was an orangutang, the current president was a giant Kamona dragon, and the pundits were all mockingbirds screaming and screeching, mocking the politicians.

    The taxi drivers were all wolves.  The passengers on the buses and subways were bleating sheep.

    His wife was now a tiger, and he looked in the mirror and found that he had been turned into a giant bear.  He talked to his best friend during their weekly Zoom session and they were all bears too.

    Finally, he had enough. He took the masses off and everybody reverted to their normal shapes and forms. Disgusted he threw the glasses into the trash saying,

    “I have had enough of this false reality.”

    NEW PROMPT:Write a story or poem in which your current world becomes an animal analogy.

    Think Animal Farm but to the scale of events in your personal life. Who would you turn into pigs? Who would become cows? What about the chickens? Maybe an ostrich or two?

    NEW Prompt DUE in 16 hours 33 minutes
    (11:59 am on Thursday, November 2)

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    The Taking of Train 967 bound for the Pentagon. terrorism

    The Taking of Train 967 Bound for the Pentagon Writer’s Cramp

    The Taking of Train 967 bound for the Pentagon Writing com

    “Listen up. I will only say this once. We have taken control of this train. You will do what we say or we will send you straight to hell. “
    That is how I announced the first subway jacking in US history. We high-jacked a subway train in Suburban Virginia bound for the Pentagon on a Monday morning boarding the train at Van Dorn station, by high-jacking the computer control systems that control the movement of the train. The train flew through the stations and we ended it 15 minutes later.

    My associates went through the train taking people’s phones, bags, and wallets. We were armed with the latest high-tech weapons and gear we had bought at a gun show where no one questioned us or did a background check as we all looked like ordinary working-class white people.

    It went down so quickly but unfortunately, we had to shoot a few people to make sure that everyone knew who was in charge.
    I went on the air and addressed the world.

    “We are the voices of the forgotten people, the little people, the left behind. We are taking this train in the name of the people. We will take what we need to finance the revolution and then leave you your phones and personal items for you to sort out once we reach the end of the line. Cooperate and you will live, resist, and join your friends in hell. Any questions?’’

    It was all over in ten minutes, as we had picked a train near the beginning of its daily run and it was crowded as hell. When we got to the Roslyn station, we threw out smoke bangs flash and disappeared into the crowd.

    Then we went to my bar and watched the TV coverage of the hijacking. And sat in the back room and plotted our next target -while we went through the haul – over two million dollars in money, watches, and the like.

    And we laughed. It had been so easy to do, that we wondered why no one tried it before.

    October 6, 1866, saw the first train robbery in the U.S. when the Reno Gang stole $16,000 … A crime that likely inspired copycat robberies over the next few decades.

    For tomorrow, write a story or poem whose setting is on a train during a train robbery. It can be any sort of train (historical, fantasy, supernatural, etc.) And the POV character can be a passenger, a train official, or one of the robbers.

    However, to make the assignment useful practice that might push you a little out of your normal comfort zone, the tale must be told in first-person POV (so the POV character/narrator is “I”) and in the present tense.

    Weekly challenge

    The Pumpkin’s Evil Plot

    A lonely farmer threw together,

    His prized pumpkins are on a roadside cart.

    The farmer getting ready to sell his award-winning

    Giant pumpkins the day before Halloween.

    The deranged, insane pumpkins,

    Vowing revenge on the human race,

    Attacked the hapless lonely farmer,

    Yelling “Death to all Humans.”

    Weekly Challenge

    The prompt word for the week is:

    PUMPKIN

    Your poem…

    must include the prompt word, pumpkin

    must be at least 12 lines long

    does not have to be about Halloween, in case you were wondering.

    other writing com

    Three Thanksgiving Poems

    Thanksgiving Puny Situation Writing com.

    Many years ago
    I had a traditional Thanksgiving
    With friends in Korea
    My fellow teacher said
    He knew how to cook a turkey
    My wife who was in the army
    Got the turkey and we invited friends
    Turns out he lied, he had no clue
    We cooked the bird with the giblets
    Inside the stuffing
    Took it out and told our Korean guests
    That was “American Stamina” food
    Turned out and found that the giblets
    Were all gone
    That was a puny situation
    And a memorable Thanksgiving dinner

    What kind of pitch shall we make today? Are you having a ball going to bat with your New Year’s writing resolution? Or haven’t you left first base, yet? What’s the score? On to the contest. I’m game if you’re game.

    Write a story or poem featuring a puny situation.

    Make one of the genres of Comedy.

    A Thanksgiving Poem

    My favorite holiday

    As a child

    Was always Thanksgiving.

    My mother

    Being from the South

    Knew how to do Thanksgiving right.

    She made the best turkey.

    This side of paradise

    Just perfect

    A big oven-roasted bird

    Complete with stuffing

    Made with breadcrumbs.

    Oysters, carrots, onions, garlic

    Mushrooms And secret spices

    Cooked in the bird of course.

    Cranberry sauce

    Gravy

    wild rice

    white rice

    Mashed potatoes

    Sweet potatoes with marshmallows

    Salad

    Stuffing of course

    Yams

    And pumpkin pie

    With ice cream

    For dessert

    Turkey’s Revolt – A Thanksgiving Dinner Nightmare

    On Thanksgiving Day

    The feast started late.

    The turkey was having a problem.

    He refused to go quietly.

    Into the oven

    The turkey stood up.

    Screaming

    What is wrong with you people?

    You are going to burn me alive?

    What have I done to you?

    Why can’t you just pardon me?

    Like the President did

    I mean, I am cuter than Peter Butter

    And Jelly anyway

    The turkey grabbed a knife.

    And killed the guests.

    Running out into the dark

    Joining all the other

    Suddenly awoke turkeys.

    All screaming

    “I am mad as hell.

    and not going to take it anymore.

    Death to all humans.”

    That was the day.

    that went down.

    As the Thanksgiving

    Turkey revolt.

    We Knew We Were Soul Mates 5-7-5

    When I first met you

    sparks flowed from heart to heart.

    We knew we were soul mates.

    You Rescued Me

    when I first met you

    I was lost, you rescued me.

    with the power of love

    5-7-5 Poetry Lost

    ABC Poetry Contest

    For this contest, you are challenged to write an ABC poem. ABC poetry has five lines and often is used to express feelings. See the announcement for an example. Cash Prize.

    MAGA Madness ABC Poem ABC

    MAGA Madness

    No longer a fringe right-wing group

    On the way to take over the land

    Politicians cower in fear.

    Is Fascism coming to the United States?

    this contest you are challenged to write an ABC poem.

    Write a one-stanza, five-line poem.

    The first letter of each of the first four lines follows the order of the alphabet while the last line can be any letter whatsoever. For example, a poet might choose to use the following letter combination: D-E-F-G-A.

    The lines may be of any syllable length. Also, line length may vary from line to line.

    The poem may be about any subject or topic.

    Rhyming and meter are optional.

    BING AI Chat Bot provides some additional background information on the MAGA movement for those of you who don’t follow US politics that closely.  The MAGA movement does have parallels in other countries.

    Q: can you tell me about the MAGA movement in the U.S.? Where did it come from? what are their goals and what are the links to other right-wing movements both in the U.S. and worldwide?

    A: The MAGA movement is a nativist political movement that emerged in the United States during the 2016 presidential campaign of its putative leader, Donald Trump1Its name is derived from Trump’s 2016 campaign slogan “Make America Great Again,” which became a rallying cry for many Trump supporters during his presidency and beyond2.

    The movement is characterized by its populist, nationalist, and anti-establishment sentiments, as well as its strong loyalty to Trump and his agenda. Some of the core beliefs of the MAGA movement include:

    America is in decline and needs to be restored to its former greatness.

    Immigration and globalization are threats to American sovereignty and identity.

    The political, media, and cultural elites are corrupt and out of touch with the common people.

    Trump is the only leader who can defend and represent the interests of the American people.

    The 2020 presidential election was rigged and stolen from Trump by a deep state conspiracy3

    The MAGA movement has links to other right-wing movements both in the U.S. and worldwide, such as:

    The Tea Party movement emerged in 2009 as a conservative backlash against the Obama administration and its policies.

    The alt-right movement, which is a loosely defined group of white nationalists, white supremacists, neo-Nazis, and other extremists who promote racism, antisemitism, and xenophobia online and offline.

    The QAnon movement is a conspiracy theory that claims that Trump is secretly fighting a cabal of satanic pedophiles who control the world.

    The Proud Boys movement is a far-right neo-fascist organization that engages in political violence and street brawls with left-wing activists.

    The Patriot Movement is a collection of anti-government militias and paramilitary groups that oppose federal authority and prepare for a civil war.

    The Brexit movement, which is a campaign that led to the United Kingdom’s withdrawal from the European Union in 2016

    The Yellow Vest movement is a populist protest movement that started in France in 2018 against rising fuel prices and living costs.

    The Bolsonaro movement, which is a political movement that supports the right-wing populist president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro4

    Fan story

    Zombie Apocalypse

    Mature Couple being attacked in their car by a hoard of zombies.

    The zombies screaming,

    Zombie apocalypse now.

    “Death To All Humans.”

    5-7-5 Horror

    Write a 5-7-5 poem on the topic of horror
    Friday the 13th chapter four for blog entry on Fan Story

    Closing Time

    On hearing the news

    Of a friend’s passing,

    I was overwhelmed.

    With grief and sadness.

    And I realized that my time.

    On this mortal plane

    Is also coming.

    To the end game.

    Closing time

    the final act of this cosmic play.

    The grim reaper

    Has my number.

    Some day

    He will come for me.

    And the love of my life

    My lovely wife.

    And my family

    friends, and enemies

    far-flung throughout

    the whole world.

    In the long run

    We can’t escape.

    our grim fate,

    We end up in the same place.

     

    When the Grim Reaper

    Knocks at our door.

    Are we ready for that?

    Perhaps not.

     

    But each day

    We have left.

    In another day

    We can celebrate.

     

    That we are alive

    having survived another year

    And cheated death’s grim embrace.

    every day remaining is a blessing.

    We are but one step closer to the grave.

     

    the end will come.

    when your time

    comes to an end.

    but not today.

     

    So, rejoice, my friends.

    Live your remaining moments.

    Filled with friendship,

    Love, laughter, and joy.

    the end

     

     

     

     

     

  • 68 Years Old Birthday Reflections

    68 Years Old Birthday Reflections

    68 Years Old Birthday Reflections

    68 Years Old Birthday Reflections

    68 Years Old Birthday Reflections

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    Scorpio
    Scorpio

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Ode to Berkeley

    Thanks to all who have been sending me birthday greetings. I deeply appreciate all of you, all around the world who have blessed my life with your friendship over the years. I will respond individually as well but just wanted to do this shout-out to my friends! On my birthday, I am always in a reflective mood and do my Nir’s early and revise them again on January 1. One thing I want to do starting now and next year is to blog weekly and add FB reels and YouTube video blogging as well as my podcasting and my daily writing as I still have a lot to say and think about and it is not too late for me to say what I want to say. Another thing I want to do is take a lot of mini-trips, day trips, and other trips while I still can and I want to spend about four months in the States next summer. And hope to see many of you via Zoom meetups or in person during the next year. Keep in touch.

    Jake

    Following are some of my birthday poems, a few birthday tribute poems from friends, Bing’s Ai astrological charts (Chinese, Vedic, and Western systems) for my birthday – October 30, 1955 – and a list of things that happened that date.

    Ps here is a birthday tribute from my fan story friend, Debbie Pink Marquette.

    A diplomatic birthday

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Was born in California and graduated in DC.

    His grad college was Washington University.

     

    He’s traveled to all fifty states and then fifty countries.

    That’s when he would decide to spend more time across the seas.

    He met her and then six weeks later, she became his wife.

    Been married for forty years, and she is the best part of his life.

     

    He has some siblings but the ones who are dear to his heart.

    His wife’s brother and family have been close from the start.

     

    He served as a foreign diplomat for twenty-seven years.

    Retired from the State Department, then goodbye to peers.

    His life has been impressive; what he’s seen, achieved, and done.

     

    Other interesting facts about Jake Cosmos Aller:

    Retired U.S. diplomat (State Department) living in South Korea. Served 27 years in 10 countries. Traveled to 55 countries, all 50 states. Grew up in berkeley, California. Married, no children. A published poet and short story writer. Finished six novels, in search of a publisher. Former Peace Corps volunteer, Korea. Speaks Korean, Spanish, and Thai.

    A few more birthday-themed poems:

     

    Closing time

     

    On hearing the news

    Of a friend’s passing,

    I was overwhelmed.

    With grief and sadness.

     

    And I realized that my time.

    On this mortal plane

    Is also coming.

    To the end game.

     

    Closing time

    The final act of this cosmic play.

    The grim reaper

    Has my number.

     

    Someday

    He will come for me.

    And the love of my life,

    My lovely wife.

     

    And my family,

    Friends, and enemies,

    Far-flung throughout

    The whole world.

     

    In the long run,

    We can’t escape.

    Our grim fate,

    We end up in the same place.

     

    When the Grim Reaper

    Knocks at our door,

    Are we ready for that?

    Perhaps not.

     

    But each day

    We have left.

    On another day,

    We can celebrate.

     

    That we are alive,

    Having survived another year,

    And cheated death’s grim embrace.

    Every day staying is a blessing.

    We are but one step closer to the grave.

     

    The end will come.

    When your time

    Comes to an end,

    But not today.

     

    So, rejoice, my friends.

    Live your remaining moments.

    Filled with friendship,

    Love, laughter, and joy.

     

    Bing AI’s Birthday Poem for Jake Cosmos Aller

     

    I asked Bing Ai Chat to write a beatnik-style poem as a birthday tribute to Jake Cosmos Aller.

    Here is a beatnik-style birthday tribute poem about Jake Cosmos Aller, inspired by the web search results:

     

    Happy birthday, Jake Cosmos Aller!

    You are a poet, a traveler, and a scholar.

    You have seen the world with your own eyes.

    You have lived and loved in many skies.

     

    You are a beatnik, a rebel, a seeker.

    You are not afraid to be different or unique.

    You march to the beat of your drum.

    You are one of a kind; you are second to none!

     

    So, here’s to you on your special day!

    May it be filled with love and joy all the way!

    May you continue to inspire us with your words!

    May you continue to be one of life’s great adventurers!

     

    and my friend asked Google’s Bard to weigh in:

    Jake Cosmos Aller, friend so dear, your spirit bright, your mind so clear.

    A poet, novelist, and diplomat, your wisdom vast, your heart so great

    . From berkeley to the world you’ve roamed,

    in search of truth, in search of a home.

    Your words inspire, your thoughts provoke,

    your friendship’s gift, a precious token.

    In foreign lands, you served with pride, a bridge between cultures, side by side. Your insights are deep, your empathy true, a friend to all, forever true.

    Now retired, your pen still flows, and your creativity still glows.

    Your poems sing, your stories dance, your spirit soars, a cosmic trance.

    Jake Cosmos Aller, friend so dear, your friendship’s gift, I hold so nearby.

    May your journey be filled with light, and may your stars shine bright forever.

     

    Another Bard Poem – This one is a limerick.

    “There once was a poet named Jake,

    Whose poems were fake and quite flaccid.
    His verses are so lame,
    Were barely acclaimed,
    And his readers would often say “Yuck!””

    Blues for 61 birthdays

     

    I woke up feeling blue,

    Feeling sad and alone,

    Feeling the weight of 61 years on this earth.

    Been there. Done that. Seen that.

    Bored with the routine.

    Wanting so much more,

     

    Yet oddly satisfied with all that I have done.

    Regrets I have a few,

    Memories of a lifetime.

     

    Fear and anxiety fill my mind,

    Until the end of time.

    And I know that my time

    on this earth is ending.

     

    But I am not ready.

    I need more time

    to make things right.

     

    October Rain

    rain
    rain

     

     

     

     

    The falling rain
    Of late October
    Fills me with essential dread

    As I rush about
    And end up here
    Wherever here is

    The rain outside
    Seems like the tears of God

    As I sit
    Crying over my beer

    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?
    And what I can set right?

    And the rain falls
    And the night darkens

    The rain is falling
    All over this man’s world

    And the rain falls
    And I sit

    Drinking my lonesome drink
    Lost in dreams

    Dreaming of what
    Could never be

     

    Birthday on Moon

     

    To celebrate his 80th birthday,

    Sam Adams and his wife decided to go to the Moon.

    They would stay a week at the Hilton.

    Space hotel on the edge of the Moon.

     

    And have dinner at the famous Luna Grill.

    They ate Moon-raised chicken.

    And had a delicious fruit cocktail for dinner,

    Noting it was fruit cocktail day.

     

    They went to the casino.

    Which often featured odd games to bet on.

    Today was the first observation.

    Of the international frog jumping contest

    To be held on the Moon.

     

    They won the contest.

    Their champion frog “Everything’s Jake.”

    Jumped 50 feet in the low-gravity lunar environment.

     

    Meeting Dream Girl

    When Sam Adams was 22 years old, he was in South Korea doing his Peace Corps duty, working in a public health center in Gapyeong, South Korea – two hours northeast of seoul, deep in the rural countryside. He had gone there in the furtherance of a dream that had haunted him for almost six years.

    He first had the dream on his birthday on October 22, 1974, in a high school class at 2:22 p.m. He fell asleep and saw the most beautiful woman in the world talking to him. He knew that he would marry her. For almost six years, he had that dream almost weekly. He knew she was waiting for him in Korea.

    On his 22nd birthday, he had just gone to his Peace Corps town, Gapyeong. He went out to dinner with his co-workers attending a birthday party for the town’s headman. They served him dog meat.

    The next morning in his dream, his future wife appeared, laughed about the dog meat incident, and told him that they would meet in three years on his birthday in the town of Eijongbu where he would be teaching.

    He continued to see her in his dreams, and then as she promised she walked off a bus and into life on October 22, 1982, at 2:22 p.m.

    Based on a true story. The dates and times were changed to fit the 22-number theme.

    Further note I legally got married on October 29, 1982, because it was my legal birthday.

    Astrological Charts for October 30, 1955

    I am not sure if there is anything to Astrology or not, but it is fun to think about.   The following were mostly generated by Bing AI chat box.  It is amazing to see what these AI programs can do, but a bit scarry as well.  In a few years there may be no writers left!


    Planets and Points in The Signs

    Sun, Venus, Saturn, in Scorpio

    Moon in Aries

    Rising sign in Virgo

    Mercury, Mars in Libra

    Jupiter, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto in Leo

    Chiron in Aquarius

     Sun in Scorpio 6° 14′ 48″

    The Sun represents your Life Force.
    You are here to transform yourself and others. An earthquake shakes the foundations of the city’s buildings.

    Ascendant in Virgo 22° 26′ 09 Libra or Sagittarius depending on sites – all the other calculations are the same.

    According to the web search results, the rising sign or ascendant is the sign of the zodiac that rises on the eastern horizon at the time of a person’s birth. The rising sign changes approximately every two hours, so an exact birth time is required to calculate it. Different sources may use different methods or systems to calculate the rising sign, which may result in different outcomes. However, based on the most commonly used system of Placidus house division, the rising sign for someone born on October 30, 1955 at 4 a.m. in Oakland, California is Virgo123. Virgo-rising people are analytical, meticulous, and service-oriented. They tend to be modest, practical, and reliable. They may also be perfectionists, critical, and nervous. You can learn more about Virgo Rising and its meaning in your birth chart by reading this article.

    The Ascendant represents how others Encounter you and how you project yourself.

    People see you as a problem-solver. A carpenter restores a historical home to its original glory.

    Moon in Aries 25° 28′ 19″

    The Moon represents how you Give and Receive Love.
    You need independence to feel happy. You need comfortable rhythms to feel happy.

    Mercury in Libra 17° 51′ 43″

    Mercury represents how you Communicate and Interpret.
    You know how to negotiate. A store limits one necessary item to one per customer.

    Venus in Scorpio 21° 44′ 17″

    Venus represents how you Relate.
    You connect with the hidden parts of others. Two strangers get coffee after the funeral of a mutual acquaintance.

    Mars in Libra 10° 53′ 42″

    Mars represents your Drive.
    You assert judgment and make decisions. A divorce goes to court.

    Jupiter in Leo 27° 57′ 01″

    Jupiter represents your Sense of Adventure.
    You play the lead in life well. A young actress wins the audition to play the lead, knowing she will be a star.

    Saturn in Scorpio 21° 43′ 55″

    Saturn represents your Behavior.
    You want the highest clearance. The CIA director orders an operation to destroy a terrorist cell.

    Uranus in Leo 2° 17′ 59″

    Uranus represents how your generation Breaks Away from the previous generation.
    Your generation shocks through entertainment. An independent film hits mainstream theaters.

    Neptune in Libra 28° 17′ 12″

    Neptune represents how your generation finds Purpose.
    Your generation promotes fairness in spirituality. The daughter of a wealthy businessman accepts the consequences of her poor choices.

    Pluto in Leo 28° 21′ 51″

    Pluto represents how your generation uses Power.
    Your generation transforms the world through entertainment. A young woman finds reruns of “I Love Lucy” on her streaming service.

    Chiron in Aquarius 0° 21′ 31″

    Chiron represents the Wound You Need to Heal.
    You need to heal wounds and worries regarding your community. A family successfully immigrates to a new country.

    Note:

    Astrologers started added Chiron to their calculations when scientists named it the 10th planet or perhaps the 9th planet after they demoted Pluto a number of years ago, but they kept Pluto in their calculations.  Pluto is my planet = whatever that means.

    North Node in Sagittarius 17° 59′ 38” Rx

    The North Node represents what you Need to Attain in this lifetime.
    You are here to learn to be an authority. A doctoral student teaches his first freshman class on Monday at 8 a.m.

    Part of Fortune in Aries 3° 12′ 37″

    The Part of Fortune represents your Natural Good Luck.
    You are naturally lucky when you do it your way. A skateboarder weaves in and out of city traffic.

    Midheaven in Gemini 21° 28′ 35″

    The Midheaven represents how to Succeed in the World.
    You attain prosperity intellectually. A bi-lingual young man has his pick of many jobs.

    Major Aspects  Minor Aspects  Filter Aspects

    Aspect Table

    House Modalities

    Duality / Triplicity / Quadruplicity

    Primary Astrological Details

    View Readings 

    Effect of Planets and Houses

     Sun Courage, loyalty, nobleness, and generosity 2nd house
     Moon Fertility, femininity, imagination 7th house
     Mercury Intellectual capacity, thought process, comprehension, and learning abilities 1st house
     Venus Love, beauty, well-being, and gentleness 2nd house
     Mars Virility, action, violence, courage, and boldness 1st house
     Jupiter Abundance, warmth, good luck, and self-confidence 11th house
     Saturn Toughness, austerity, discipline, and limitation 2nd house
     Uranus Eccentricity, marginality, inventiveness, independence, and dementia. 10th house
     Neptune Gentle, dreamy, mystical 1st house
     Pluto Occultism and all hidden sciences, mystery, death, the hereafter, deep self-questionings, as well as power such as that of the atom 11th house
     Ascendant Personality, appearance, health 1st house

    Natal chart Reading

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    Note:  this is imprecise.  the consensus reading seems to be the rising sign is VIrgo, but the rising signs change every two hours, so there could be some confusion.

    Rising Sign: Libra (4°41′)

    People who have Libra Rising love to maintain balance and harmony. They are usually sensitive to the world around them and disharmony disturbs their peace of mind. They are courteous, pleasant, nice agreeable, gentle, and soft. They can be softly persuasive as well. They love good things in life, making friends, and doing everything possible to avoid confrontation. They are fond of art, music, and literature. On the other hand, imbalance and discord disturb them deep within and they can be rude, shy, and indecisive. Physically, they are charming and have wonderful skin and nicely shaped facial features. The body is well-formed and it behaves gracefully and properly. They love personal luxuries, physical comfort, and things that please the senses. Lack of energy and ailments caused by rich foods like sweets cause them trouble. The mode is Cardinal so Libras are inventive and assertive and have initiative as well. The element of air brings them mental clarity, detachment and verbal skill and positive polarity makes them extroverted and expressive.

    Midheaven Sign: Sagittarius

    Intellectual pursuits and study appeal to you, but you need to be challenged on the work front because routine makes you bored. You are ambitious, but not money motivated. You say goodbye to the easy ways and take up difficult tasks boldly. You consciously or subconsciously seek a forum to showcase your intellectual and artistic talents. However, you may not seek the spotlight, but the work you do brings recognition and fame. Also, you become famous for something you have done outside your profession. Career options are travel, education, religion, politics, psychiatry, theology, and writing.

    Sun in Scorpio (6°17′)

    Intensity, passion, and secretiveness well sum up your character. You usually start things slowly, but once you have picked up momentum you are unstoppable. You are driven and controlled by hidden emotions deep within. You are sensitive, skeptical, and emotional, but work your heart out. You are intuitive and your perceptions are usually accurate. You want everything to be done your way and this makes you a tyrant at home. You tend to foist your views on your friends and family.

    Moon in Aries (26°4′)

    You react more emotionally. You make decisions quickly and act immediately without thinking much. The mind is very active, but you feel with your ego. Your responses are quick and short. You move on to new arguments or topics quickly without even giving your opponents enough time to present their views. You are short-tempered. However, you are competent and love to challenge your opponent. You are happy and optimistic, but impatient. You live for the moment and forget everything in no time.

    Mercury in Libra (17°54′)

    You have an active mind that weighs the pros and cons, even though you take your time to make decisions. You are a balanced thinker and communicator. Eloquent, gentle, and diplomatic, you think intelligently and objectively. You are friendly, broad-minded, and judicious and you have an easy-going, warm, and charming nature. Attracted to lofty ideals and refinement in life, you are good at writing well and merging ideas. You dislike conflicts and hate debating.

    Venus in Scorpio (21°47′)

    Your love is intense, deep, and sensual. In a relationship, you are straightforward, determined, and direct. You express excess feelings. You are a sexy person and being deeply involved, you are intensely romantic. You love or hate your partner with intense passion. Break-ups are hard to cope with. The physical or sexual aspect of the relationship is more important to you. You can be possessive in love.

    Mars in Libra (10°55′)

    Your physical energy is controlled to a great extent and you remain charming, generous, and cooperative. You are not pushy, but you can be assertive if injustice is served. You tend to fight against anything unfair and unjust. You have an objective and impassioned approach and therefore you can be a good judge or diplomat. Also, you are good at conflict management.

    Jupiter in Leo (27°57′)

    Optimism, confidence, and generosity are the three qualities that keep you going. You have lots of physical energy and you tend to show off. It means you embrace life in all its glory. Besides, you expect people to appreciate and admire you for your generous acts. You are a born extrovert and holidays, romance, and celebrations renew your spirit. But you tend to play cards or gamble.

    Saturn in Scorpio (21°44′)

    You have great emotional intensity and strength, but you may try to deny your passions. You carry out your responsibilities with an intensity of purpose. Anyhow, you possess more tolerance and understanding than usual. You are secretive and unforgiving and you cannot tolerate unfair treatment. You are resourceful, but you can be vindictive or withdrawn. Though you have a strong desire for success, you are subtle and calculating.

    Uranus in Leo (2°18′)

    You can be high-spirited and strong-willed, but you can be impatient and rebellious. Changes that involve high ideals and goals fascinate you. Though you are a born leader, you have to watch out for egotism and find ways to control your temper. You like to be unique, outspoken, and dramatic. Anyway, you have to be cautious about being overconfident and taking risks.

    Neptune in Libra (28°17′)

    You use your beauty and harmony to express your spiritual leanings. A wonderful relationship on the spiritual plane is on the cards. You dream about fashion, music, and peace. You also have your ideas about justice, freedom, and equality. However, you have to watch out for misplaced idealism and need to be more practical.

    Pluto in Leo (28°21′)

    Flamboyant and expressive, you tend to have heightened powers of leadership. You grab power and defy leadership if you are not the leader. You like romance, entertainment, and pleasures of all kinds. Besides, you try to attract attention extravagantly. (1937-1958)

    Influence of Weekday: Sunday – Sun

    Sunday radiates positivity, generosity, and love of life. You are creative, gregarious, bold, and noble, but you can be ego-centric, boastful, and excessively proud. You are capable of initiating new activities. Since you are kind and generous, you help people in distress. You remain focused and love to face obstacles and overcome them.

    Bing answers

    Can you generate an astrological chart (Chinese, Western, and Vedic tradition) for someone born on October 30, 1955, in Oakland, California at 4 a.m.?

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    Chinese

    The person’s Chinese astrology chart is as follows:

    Year   month-day   hour

    Wood goat   metal dog     earth snake   wood rabbit

    The person’s Chinese astrology information is based on the four pillars of destiny, which are the year, month, day, and hour of birth. Each pillar consists of two components: a heavenly stem and an earthly branch. The heavenly stems are the ten basic symbols that represent the five elements (wood, fire, earth, metal, and water) in their yin and yang forms. The earthly branches are the twelve animal signs that correspond to the twelve months of the lunar calendar.

    The person’s heavenly stems are:

    Year   month-date  hour

    Yang wood  yang metal   yang earth    yin wood

    The person’s earthly branches are:

    Year   Month-Date hour

    Goat   dog    snake rabbit

    The person’s lucky numbers are 3, 4, 9, 12, 15, 21, 30, 34, 39, 45, 48, 51, 57, 63, 66, 69, 75, 84, 87, and 93.

    The person’s lucky colors are green, blue, purple, red, pink, and white.

    The person’s lucky flowers are carnation, primrose, Alice flower, lily of the valley, and orchid.

    The person’s compatible zodiac signs are rabbit, horse, pig, and dragon.

    The person’s incompatible zodiac signs are ox, tiger, snake, and dog.

    Western astrology:

    According to Western astrology, you are a Scorpio, the eighth sign of the zodiac. Your ruling planet is Pluto, and your element is water.

    Some of the personality traits of a Scorpio are:

    Intense, passionate, and loyal.

    Mysterious, secretive, and complex.

    Resourceful, determined, and ambitious.

    Transformative, regenerative, and healing.

    Jealous, obsessive, and manipulative.

    Some of the challenges and opportunities for a Scorpio are:

    To learn to trust others and let go of control.

    To channel their emotions and desires into positive outlets.

    To face their fears and embrace their shadows.

    To use their power and influence for good.

    To seek higher wisdom and spiritual growth.

    Vedic Astrology

    Vedic astrology: according to Vedic astrology, you are a Libra (Tula), the seventh sign of the zodiac. Your ruling planet is Venus, and your element is air. Your birth chart is shown below, along with the list of planets and their positions in the signs and nakshatras.

    The major difference between these two is that according to Western calculations I am a Scorpio and according to Vedic calculations I am a Libra,  and according to Native American calculations I am a either a Bear or a Raven.

    Vedic Birth chart

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    |Moon              +-rahe—-+        +-keta—-+        +

    +——————+          +-Moon–+-Jupiter-+-Saturn-+

    |Moon              +-sun—-+-mercury+-Venus—-+-Chiron-+

    +——————+          +-asc—-+-desc—–+-Uranus-+

    |Moon              +-Neptune-+-Pluto–+-Neptune-+-Pluto +

    |Moon              +-Libra—+-Scorpio+-Laurus—+-Aries +

    |Moon              +-swat

    |      house       +-desc       +-ask +-desc       +-acs +

    +——————+   taurus   +-Libra+-Aries——+Pisces+

     

    Planet list

    +———-+————+————+

    | planet   | sign       | house      |

    +———-+————+————+

    | sun      | Libra      | 10th       |

    | Moon     | Scorpio    | 1st        |

    | mercury | Scorpio    | 9th        |

    | Venus    | Virgo      | 9th        |

    | Moon     | Libra      | 9th        |

    | Jupiter | Scorpio    | 1st        |

    | Saturn   | Sagittarius| 10th       |

    | Uranus   | Leo        | 11th       |

    | Neptune | Libra      | 12th       |

    | Pluto    | Leo        | 11th       |

    Ascendant in Libra (4°41′)

    People who have Libra Rising love to maintain balance and harmony. They are usually sensitive to the world around them and disharmony disturbs their peace of mind. They are courteous, pleasant, nice agreeable, gentle, and soft. They can be softly persuasive as well. They love good things in life, making friends, and doing everything possible to avoid confrontation. They are fond of art, music, and literature. On the other hand, imbalance and discord disturb them deep within and they can be rude, shy, and indecisive. Physically, they are charming and have wonderful skin and nicely shaped facial features. The body is well-formed and it behaves gracefully and properly. They love personal luxuries, physical comfort, and things that please their senses. Lack of energy and ailments caused by rich foods like sweets cause them trouble. The mode is Cardinal, so Libras are inventive and assertive and have initiative as well. The element of air brings them mental clarity, detachment and verbal skill and positive polarity makes them extroverted and expressive.

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    Sun 6° Scorpio 27′

    Moon sign: Aries

    Moon 28° Aries 32′

    rising sign: Scorpio? Libra or Virgo?  the consensus seems to be its Virgo but who knows or really cares?

    Ascendant 25° Scorpio 01′

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    How’s your timing?

    The moving Moon and planets can influence your ability to relate to certain people at specific times.

    Your sun sign:       Scorpio        sun 6° Scorpio 27′

    Element:

    Water

    Key planet:

    Pluto

    The scorpion is one intense little creature, with enough poison in its tail to disable or kill a much larger opponent. However, the problem with this kind of built-in biological weaponry is that it must be mastered to be used most effectively. You Scorpios can use your “stinger” for self-defense, using your powerful emotional awareness to make your opponent harmless. But there is a sexual part of poisonous tail also, and until you learn to control those strong urges, you may find yourself in uncomfortable situations.

    Motto: “What is hidden is more interesting than what is obvious.”

    Greatest strength: your passion for your feelings.

    Possible weakness: the need for secrecy can be isolating.

    Your Moon sign:   Aries Moon 28° Aries 32′

    Emotions rise hot and fast but can fall just as quickly because you live so much in the present. The intensity of the moment can carry you to great heights or depths, but you’re not likely to stay in either extreme for very long. When you’re done, you’re done. As a fire sign, Aries isn’t a particularly reflective place for them.

     

    More on the Goat

     

    Your Chinese sign:          the goat

    The goat … the gentle goat

    Mantra: living is my form of art.

    The goat is the most easygoing of all the signs … sensitive to other people’s needs, kindhearted, flexible, and social. Goats love life, and all forms of art will help them express their active energy and joie de vivre. When stressed, they can be moody and appear weak, but will stubbornly resist the opinions of others if they disagree. They are devoted to their loved ones, outgoing, and quite outspoken about the world they live in.

    Personal Note:

    According to Western Astrology the Scorpio- Gemini relationship is a challenging one, but those that make it work have a very powerful connection.  According to Chinese Astrology, the Pig-Goat combo is the best astrological combo for romance for love and marriage.

    Other birth statistics

    30 October 1955

    Your date of conception was on or about 6 February 1955 which was a Sunday.

    You were born on a Sunday.

    Under the astrological sign Scorpio.

    Your life path number is 6.

    Your fortune cookie reads:

    Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.

    Life path compatibility:

    You are most compatible with those with the life path numbers 3, 6 & 9.

    You should get along well with those with the life path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.

    You are least compatible with those with the life path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

    The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2435410.5.

    The golden number for 1955 is 18.

    The exact number for 1955 is 6.

    The year 1955 was not a leap year.

    Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/24/1955 and ending 2/11/1956.

    You were born in the Chinese year of the goat.

    Your native american zodiac sign is snake; your plant is thistle.

    Note: some sources say I am a bear, others say that I am a raven. There is no “native american astrology” per se as each tribe had its own way of looking at things astrologically speaking.

    You were born in the Egyptian month of toby, the first month of the season of port (emergence – fertile soil).

    Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 14 Heshan 5716.

    Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 15 Heshan 5716.

    The Mayan calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.2.0.6 which is.

    12 baktun 17 katun 2 tun 0 uinal 6 kin

    The hijra (Islamic calendar) date of your birth is Sunday, 13 Rabi’u’l-Avval 1375 (1375-3-13).

    The date of Easter on your  was Sunday, 10 April 1955.

    The date of Orthodox Easter in your birth year was Sunday, 17 April 1955.

    The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) in your birth year was Wednesday, 23 February 1955.

    The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday, 29 May 1955.

    The date of Whitsuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday, 5 June 1955.

    The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 17 September 1955.

    The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 7 April 1955.

    The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday, 22 February 1955.

    Celebrities who share your birthday:

     

    Gavin Rossdale (1967) Diego Armando Maradona (1960) Harry Hamlin (1951)

    Henry Winkler (1945) Grace Slick (1939) Claude Lelouch (1937)

    Robert Caro (1935) Louis Malle (1932) Ruth Gordon (1896)

    Charles Atlas (1893) Ezra Asalto (1885) Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821)

    John Adams (1735)

    Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 7.62309197651663 years old. (you old hound dog, you!)

    Your lucky day is Tuesday.

    Your lucky numbers are 9 & 11.

    Your ruling planet(s) are the Moon and Pluto.

    Your lucky dates are the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th.

    Your opposition sign is Taurus.

    Your opposition number(s) is 6.

    Events that happened on my birthday, include

    Here is a list of things that happened on October 30, 1955, including the top song, the top movie, the top TV show, and the major events of that month in the US:

    that’s the way the world was on my Birthday, October 30, 1955.

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    Ode to Berkeley

    Thanks to all who have been sending me birthday greetings. I deeply appreciate all of you, all around the world who have blessed my life with your friendship over the years. I will respond individually as well but just wanted to do this shout-out to my friends! On my birthday, I am always in a reflective mood and do my Nir’s early and revise them again on January 1. One thing I want to do starting now and next year is to blog weekly and add FB reels and YouTube video blogging as well as my podcasting and my daily writing as I still have a lot to say and think about and it is not too late for me to say what I want to say. Another thing I want to do is take a lot of mini-trips, day trips, and other trips while I still can and I want to spend about four months in the States next summer. And hope to see many of you via Zoom meetups or in person during the next year. Keep in touch.

    Jake

    Following are some of my birthday poems, a few birthday tribute poems from friends, Bing’s Ai astrological charts (Chinese, Vedic, and Western systems) for my birthday – October 30, 1955 – and a list of things that happened that date.

    Ps here is a birthday tribute from my fan story friend, Debbie Pink Marquette.

    A diplomatic birthday

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Was born in California and graduated in DC.

    His grad college was Washington University.

     

    He’s traveled to all fifty states and then fifty countries.

    That’s when he would decide to spend more time across the seas.

    He met her and then six weeks later, she became his wife.

    Been married for forty years, and she is the best part of his life.

     

    He has some siblings but the ones who are dear to his heart.

    His wife’s brother and family have been close from the start.

     

    He served as a foreign diplomat for twenty-seven years.

    Retired from the State Department, then goodbye to peers.

    His life has been impressive; what he’s seen, achieved, and done.

     

    Other interesting facts about Jake Cosmos Aller:

    Retired U.S. diplomat (State Department) living in South Korea. Served 27 years in 10 countries. Traveled to 55 countries, all 50 states. Grew up in berkeley, California. Married, no children. A published poet and short story writer. Finished six novels, in search of a publisher. Former Peace Corps volunteer, Korea. Speaks Korean, Spanish, and Thai.

    A few more birthday-themed poems:

     

    Closing time

     

    On hearing the news

    Of a friend’s passing,

    I was overwhelmed.

    With grief and sadness.

     

    And I realized that my time.

    On this mortal plane

    Is also coming.

    To the end game.

     

    Closing time

    The final act of this cosmic play.

    The grim reaper

    Has my number.

     

    Someday

    He will come for me.

    And the love of my life,

    My lovely wife.

     

    And my family,

    Friends, and enemies,

    Far-flung throughout

    The whole world.

     

    In the long run,

    We can’t escape.

    Our grim fate,

    We end up in the same place.

     

    When the Grim Reaper

    Knocks at our door,

    Are we ready for that?

    Perhaps not.

     

    But each day

    We have left.

    On another day,

    We can celebrate.

     

    That we are alive,

    Having survived another year,

    And cheated death’s grim embrace.

    Every day staying is a blessing.

    We are but one step closer to the grave.

     

    The end will come.

    When your time

    Comes to an end,

    But not today.

     

    So, rejoice, my friends.

    Live your remaining moments.

    Filled with friendship,

    Love, laughter, and joy.

     

    Bing AI’s Birthday Poem for Jake Cosmos Aller

     

    I asked Bing Ai Chat to write a beatnik-style poem as a birthday tribute to Jake Cosmos Aller.

    Here is a beatnik-style birthday tribute poem about Jake Cosmos Aller, inspired by the web search results:

     

    Happy birthday, Jake Cosmos Aller!

    You are a poet, a traveler, and a scholar.

    You have seen the world with your own eyes.

    You have lived and loved in many skies.

     

    You are a beatnik, a rebel, a seeker.

    You are not afraid to be different or unique.

    You march to the beat of your drum.

    You are one of a kind; you are second to none!

     

    So, here’s to you on your special day!

    May it be filled with love and joy all the way!

    May you continue to inspire us with your words!

    May you continue to be one of life’s great adventurers!

     

    and my friend asked Google’s Bard to weigh in:

    Jake Cosmos Aller, friend so dear, your spirit bright, your mind so clear.

    A poet, novelist, and diplomat, your wisdom vast, your heart so great

    . From berkeley to the world you’ve roamed,

    in search of truth, in search of a home.

    Your words inspire, your thoughts provoke,

    your friendship’s gift, a precious token.

    In foreign lands, you served with pride, a bridge between cultures, side by side. Your insights are deep, your empathy true, a friend to all, forever true.

    Now retired, your pen still flows, and your creativity still glows.

    Your poems sing, your stories dance, your spirit soars, a cosmic trance.

    Jake Cosmos Aller, friend so dear, your friendship’s gift, I hold so nearby.

    May your journey be filled with light, and may your stars shine bright forever.

     

    Another Bard Poem – This one is a limerick.

    “There once was a poet named Jake,

    Whose poems were fake and quite flaccid.
    His verses are so lame,
    Were barely acclaimed,
    And his readers would often say “Yuck!””

    Blues for 61 birthdays

     

    I woke up feeling blue,

    Feeling sad and alone,

    Feeling the weight of 61 years on this earth.

    Been there. Done that. Seen that.

    Bored with the routine.

    Wanting so much more,

     

    Yet oddly satisfied with all that I have done.

    Regrets I have a few,

    Memories of a lifetime.

     

    Fear and anxiety fill my mind,

    Until the end of time.

    And I know that my time

    on this earth is ending.

     

    But I am not ready.

    I need more time

    to make things right.

     

    October Rain

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    The falling rain
    Of late October
    Fills me with essential dread

    As I rush about
    And end up here
    Wherever here is

    The rain outside
    Seems like the tears of God

    As I sit
    Crying over my beer

    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?
    And what I can set right?

    And the rain falls
    And the night darkens

    The rain is falling
    All over this man’s world

    And the rain falls
    And I sit

    Drinking my lonesome drink
    Lost in dreams

    Dreaming of what
    Could never be

     

    Birthday on Moon

     

    To celebrate his 80th birthday,

    Sam Adams and his wife decided to go to the Moon.

    They would stay a week at the Hilton.

    Space hotel on the edge of the Moon.

     

    And have dinner at the famous Luna Grill.

    They ate Moon-raised chicken.

    And had a delicious fruit cocktail for dinner,

    Noting it was fruit cocktail day.

     

    They went to the casino.

    Which often featured odd games to bet on.

    Today was the first observation.

    Of the international frog jumping contest

    To be held on the Moon.

     

    They won the contest.

    Their champion frog “Everything’s Jake.”

    Jumped 50 feet in the low-gravity lunar environment.

     

    Meeting Dream Girl

    When Sam Adams was 22 years old, he was in South Korea doing his Peace Corps duty, working in a public health center in Gapyeong, South Korea – two hours northeast of seoul, deep in the rural countryside. He had gone there in the furtherance of a dream that had haunted him for almost six years.

    He first had the dream on his birthday on October 22, 1974, in a high school class at 2:22 p.m. He fell asleep and saw the most beautiful woman in the world talking to him. He knew that he would marry her. For almost six years, he had that dream almost weekly. He knew she was waiting for him in Korea.

    On his 22nd birthday, he had just gone to his Peace Corps town, Gapyeong. He went out to dinner with his co-workers attending a birthday party for the town’s headman. They served him dog meat.

    The next morning in his dream, his future wife appeared, laughed about the dog meat incident, and told him that they would meet in three years on his birthday in the town of Eijongbu where he would be teaching.

    He continued to see her in his dreams, and then as she promised she walked off a bus and into life on October 22, 1982, at 2:22 p.m.

    Based on a true story. The dates and times were changed to fit the 22-number theme.

    Further note I legally got married on October 29, 1982, because it was my legal birthday.

    Astrological Charts for October 30, 1955

    I am not sure if there is anything to Astrology or not, but it is fun to think about.   The following were mostly generated by Bing AI chat box.  It is amazing to see what these AI programs can do, but a bit scarry as well.  In a few years there may be no writers left!


    Planets and Points in The Signs

    Sun, Venus, Saturn, in Scorpio

    Moon in Aries

    Rising sign in Virgo

    Mercury, Mars in Libra

    Jupiter, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto in Leo

    Chiron in Aquarius

     Sun in Scorpio 6° 14′ 48″

    The Sun represents your Life Force.
    You are here to transform yourself and others. An earthquake shakes the foundations of the city’s buildings.

    Ascendant in Virgo 22° 26′ 09 Libra or Sagittarius depending on sites – all the other calculations are the same.

    According to the web search results, the rising sign or ascendant is the sign of the zodiac that rises on the eastern horizon at the time of a person’s birth. The rising sign changes approximately every two hours, so an exact birth time is required to calculate it. Different sources may use different methods or systems to calculate the rising sign, which may result in different outcomes. However, based on the most commonly used system of Placidus house division, the rising sign for someone born on October 30, 1955 at 4 a.m. in Oakland, California is Virgo123. Virgo-rising people are analytical, meticulous, and service-oriented. They tend to be modest, practical, and reliable. They may also be perfectionists, critical, and nervous. You can learn more about Virgo Rising and its meaning in your birth chart by reading this article.

    The Ascendant represents how others Encounter you and how you project yourself.

    People see you as a problem-solver. A carpenter restores a historical home to its original glory.

    Moon in Aries 25° 28′ 19″

    The Moon represents how you Give and Receive Love.
    You need independence to feel happy. You need comfortable rhythms to feel happy.

    Mercury in Libra 17° 51′ 43″

    Mercury represents how you Communicate and Interpret.
    You know how to negotiate. A store limits one necessary item to one per customer.

    Venus in Scorpio 21° 44′ 17″

    Venus represents how you Relate.
    You connect with the hidden parts of others. Two strangers get coffee after the funeral of a mutual acquaintance.

    Mars in Libra 10° 53′ 42″

    Mars represents your Drive.
    You assert judgment and make decisions. A divorce goes to court.

    Jupiter in Leo 27° 57′ 01″

    Jupiter represents your Sense of Adventure.
    You play the lead in life well. A young actress wins the audition to play the lead, knowing she will be a star.

    Saturn in Scorpio 21° 43′ 55″

    Saturn represents your Behavior.
    You want the highest clearance. The CIA director orders an operation to destroy a terrorist cell.

    Uranus in Leo 2° 17′ 59″

    Uranus represents how your generation Breaks Away from the previous generation.
    Your generation shocks through entertainment. An independent film hits mainstream theaters.

    Neptune in Libra 28° 17′ 12″

    Neptune represents how your generation finds Purpose.
    Your generation promotes fairness in spirituality. The daughter of a wealthy businessman accepts the consequences of her poor choices.

    Pluto in Leo 28° 21′ 51″

    Pluto represents how your generation uses Power.
    Your generation transforms the world through entertainment. A young woman finds reruns of “I Love Lucy” on her streaming service.

    Chiron in Aquarius 0° 21′ 31″

    Chiron represents the Wound You Need to Heal.
    You need to heal wounds and worries regarding your community. A family successfully immigrates to a new country.

    Note:

    Astrologers started added Chiron to their calculations when scientists named it the 10th planet or perhaps the 9th planet after they demoted Pluto a number of years ago, but they kept Pluto in their calculations.  Pluto is my planet = whatever that means.

    North Node in Sagittarius 17° 59′ 38” Rx

    The North Node represents what you Need to Attain in this lifetime.
    You are here to learn to be an authority. A doctoral student teaches his first freshman class on Monday at 8 a.m.

    Part of Fortune in Aries 3° 12′ 37″

    The Part of Fortune represents your Natural Good Luck.
    You are naturally lucky when you do it your way. A skateboarder weaves in and out of city traffic.

    Midheaven in Gemini 21° 28′ 35″

    The Midheaven represents how to Succeed in the World.
    You attain prosperity intellectually. A bi-lingual young man has his pick of many jobs.

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    Effect of Planets and Houses

     Sun Courage, loyalty, nobleness, and generosity 2nd house
     Moon Fertility, femininity, imagination 7th house
     Mercury Intellectual capacity, thought process, comprehension, and learning abilities 1st house
     Venus Love, beauty, well-being, and gentleness 2nd house
     Mars Virility, action, violence, courage, and boldness 1st house
     Jupiter Abundance, warmth, good luck, and self-confidence 11th house
     Saturn Toughness, austerity, discipline, and limitation 2nd house
     Uranus Eccentricity, marginality, inventiveness, independence, and dementia. 10th house
     Neptune Gentle, dreamy, mystical 1st house
     Pluto Occultism and all hidden sciences, mystery, death, the hereafter, deep self-questionings, as well as power such as that of the atom 11th house
     Ascendant Personality, appearance, health 1st house

    Natal chart Reading

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    Note:  this is imprecise.  the consensus reading seems to be the rising sign is VIrgo, but the rising signs change every two hours, so there could be some confusion.

    Rising Sign: Libra (4°41′)

    People who have Libra Rising love to maintain balance and harmony. They are usually sensitive to the world around them and disharmony disturbs their peace of mind. They are courteous, pleasant, nice agreeable, gentle, and soft. They can be softly persuasive as well. They love good things in life, making friends, and doing everything possible to avoid confrontation. They are fond of art, music, and literature. On the other hand, imbalance and discord disturb them deep within and they can be rude, shy, and indecisive. Physically, they are charming and have wonderful skin and nicely shaped facial features. The body is well-formed and it behaves gracefully and properly. They love personal luxuries, physical comfort, and things that please the senses. Lack of energy and ailments caused by rich foods like sweets cause them trouble. The mode is Cardinal so Libras are inventive and assertive and have initiative as well. The element of air brings them mental clarity, detachment and verbal skill and positive polarity makes them extroverted and expressive.

    Midheaven Sign: Sagittarius

    Intellectual pursuits and study appeal to you, but you need to be challenged on the work front because routine makes you bored. You are ambitious, but not money motivated. You say goodbye to the easy ways and take up difficult tasks boldly. You consciously or subconsciously seek a forum to showcase your intellectual and artistic talents. However, you may not seek the spotlight, but the work you do brings recognition and fame. Also, you become famous for something you have done outside your profession. Career options are travel, education, religion, politics, psychiatry, theology, and writing.

    Sun in Scorpio (6°17′)

    Intensity, passion, and secretiveness well sum up your character. You usually start things slowly, but once you have picked up momentum you are unstoppable. You are driven and controlled by hidden emotions deep within. You are sensitive, skeptical, and emotional, but work your heart out. You are intuitive and your perceptions are usually accurate. You want everything to be done your way and this makes you a tyrant at home. You tend to foist your views on your friends and family.

    Moon in Aries (26°4′)

    You react more emotionally. You make decisions quickly and act immediately without thinking much. The mind is very active, but you feel with your ego. Your responses are quick and short. You move on to new arguments or topics quickly without even giving your opponents enough time to present their views. You are short-tempered. However, you are competent and love to challenge your opponent. You are happy and optimistic, but impatient. You live for the moment and forget everything in no time.

    Mercury in Libra (17°54′)

    You have an active mind that weighs the pros and cons, even though you take your time to make decisions. You are a balanced thinker and communicator. Eloquent, gentle, and diplomatic, you think intelligently and objectively. You are friendly, broad-minded, and judicious and you have an easy-going, warm, and charming nature. Attracted to lofty ideals and refinement in life, you are good at writing well and merging ideas. You dislike conflicts and hate debating.

    Venus in Scorpio (21°47′)

    Your love is intense, deep, and sensual. In a relationship, you are straightforward, determined, and direct. You express excess feelings. You are a sexy person and being deeply involved, you are intensely romantic. You love or hate your partner with intense passion. Break-ups are hard to cope with. The physical or sexual aspect of the relationship is more important to you. You can be possessive in love.

    Mars in Libra (10°55′)

    Your physical energy is controlled to a great extent and you remain charming, generous, and cooperative. You are not pushy, but you can be assertive if injustice is served. You tend to fight against anything unfair and unjust. You have an objective and impassioned approach and therefore you can be a good judge or diplomat. Also, you are good at conflict management.

    Jupiter in Leo (27°57′)

    Optimism, confidence, and generosity are the three qualities that keep you going. You have lots of physical energy and you tend to show off. It means you embrace life in all its glory. Besides, you expect people to appreciate and admire you for your generous acts. You are a born extrovert and holidays, romance, and celebrations renew your spirit. But you tend to play cards or gamble.

    Saturn in Scorpio (21°44′)

    You have great emotional intensity and strength, but you may try to deny your passions. You carry out your responsibilities with an intensity of purpose. Anyhow, you possess more tolerance and understanding than usual. You are secretive and unforgiving and you cannot tolerate unfair treatment. You are resourceful, but you can be vindictive or withdrawn. Though you have a strong desire for success, you are subtle and calculating.

    Uranus in Leo (2°18′)

    You can be high-spirited and strong-willed, but you can be impatient and rebellious. Changes that involve high ideals and goals fascinate you. Though you are a born leader, you have to watch out for egotism and find ways to control your temper. You like to be unique, outspoken, and dramatic. Anyway, you have to be cautious about being overconfident and taking risks.

    Neptune in Libra (28°17′)

    You use your beauty and harmony to express your spiritual leanings. A wonderful relationship on the spiritual plane is on the cards. You dream about fashion, music, and peace. You also have your ideas about justice, freedom, and equality. However, you have to watch out for misplaced idealism and need to be more practical.

    Pluto in Leo (28°21′)

    Flamboyant and expressive, you tend to have heightened powers of leadership. You grab power and defy leadership if you are not the leader. You like romance, entertainment, and pleasures of all kinds. Besides, you try to attract attention extravagantly. (1937-1958)

    Influence of Weekday: Sunday – Sun

    Sunday radiates positivity, generosity, and love of life. You are creative, gregarious, bold, and noble, but you can be ego-centric, boastful, and excessively proud. You are capable of initiating new activities. Since you are kind and generous, you help people in distress. You remain focused and love to face obstacles and overcome them.

    Bing answers

    Can you generate an astrological chart (Chinese, Western, and Vedic tradition) for someone born on October 30, 1955, in Oakland, California at 4 a.m.?

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    goat meets pig audio poem

     

    Chinese

    The person’s Chinese astrology chart is as follows:

    Year   month-day   hour

    Wood goat   metal dog     earth snake   wood rabbit

    The person’s Chinese astrology information is based on the four pillars of destiny, which are the year, month, day, and hour of birth. Each pillar consists of two components: a heavenly stem and an earthly branch. The heavenly stems are the ten basic symbols that represent the five elements (wood, fire, earth, metal, and water) in their yin and yang forms. The earthly branches are the twelve animal signs that correspond to the twelve months of the lunar calendar.

    The person’s heavenly stems are:

    Year   month-date  hour

    Yang wood  yang metal   yang earth    yin wood

    The person’s earthly branches are:

    Year   Month-Date hour

    Goat   dog    snake rabbit

    The person’s lucky numbers are 3, 4, 9, 12, 15, 21, 30, 34, 39, 45, 48, 51, 57, 63, 66, 69, 75, 84, 87, and 93.

    The person’s lucky colors are green, blue, purple, red, pink, and white.

    The person’s lucky flowers are carnation, primrose, Alice flower, lily of the valley, and orchid.

    The person’s compatible zodiac signs are rabbit, horse, pig, and dragon.

    The person’s incompatible zodiac signs are ox, tiger, snake, and dog.

    Western astrology:

    According to Western astrology, you are a Scorpio, the eighth sign of the zodiac. Your ruling planet is Pluto, and your element is water.

    Some of the personality traits of a Scorpio are:

    Intense, passionate, and loyal.

    Mysterious, secretive, and complex.

    Resourceful, determined, and ambitious.

    Transformative, regenerative, and healing.

    Jealous, obsessive, and manipulative.

    Some of the challenges and opportunities for a Scorpio are:

    To learn to trust others and let go of control.

    To channel their emotions and desires into positive outlets.

    To face their fears and embrace their shadows.

    To use their power and influence for good.

    To seek higher wisdom and spiritual growth.

    Vedic Astrology

    Vedic astrology: according to Vedic astrology, you are a Libra (Tula), the seventh sign of the zodiac. Your ruling planet is Venus, and your element is air. Your birth chart is shown below, along with the list of planets and their positions in the signs and nakshatras.

    The major difference between these two is that according to Western calculations I am a Scorpio and according to Vedic calculations I am a Libra,  and according to Native American calculations I am a either a Bear or a Raven.

    Vedic Birth chart

    +——————+——————+——————+

    |Moon              +-rahe—-+        +-keta—-+        +

    +——————+          +-Moon–+-Jupiter-+-Saturn-+

    |Moon              +-sun—-+-mercury+-Venus—-+-Chiron-+

    +——————+          +-asc—-+-desc—–+-Uranus-+

    |Moon              +-Neptune-+-Pluto–+-Neptune-+-Pluto +

    |Moon              +-Libra—+-Scorpio+-Laurus—+-Aries +

    |Moon              +-swat

    |      house       +-desc       +-ask +-desc       +-acs +

    +——————+   taurus   +-Libra+-Aries——+Pisces+

     

    Planet list

    +———-+————+————+

    | planet   | sign       | house      |

    +———-+————+————+

    | sun      | Libra      | 10th       |

    | Moon     | Scorpio    | 1st        |

    | mercury | Scorpio    | 9th        |

    | Venus    | Virgo      | 9th        |

    | Moon     | Libra      | 9th        |

    | Jupiter | Scorpio    | 1st        |

    | Saturn   | Sagittarius| 10th       |

    | Uranus   | Leo        | 11th       |

    | Neptune | Libra      | 12th       |

    | Pluto    | Leo        | 11th       |

    Ascendant in Libra (4°41′)

    People who have Libra Rising love to maintain balance and harmony. They are usually sensitive to the world around them and disharmony disturbs their peace of mind. They are courteous, pleasant, nice agreeable, gentle, and soft. They can be softly persuasive as well. They love good things in life, making friends, and doing everything possible to avoid confrontation. They are fond of art, music, and literature. On the other hand, imbalance and discord disturb them deep within and they can be rude, shy, and indecisive. Physically, they are charming and have wonderful skin and nicely shaped facial features. The body is well-formed and it behaves gracefully and properly. They love personal luxuries, physical comfort, and things that please their senses. Lack of energy and ailments caused by rich foods like sweets cause them trouble. The mode is Cardinal, so Libras are inventive and assertive and have initiative as well. The element of air brings them mental clarity, detachment and verbal skill and positive polarity makes them extroverted and expressive.

    More on Scorpio

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    Sun 6° Scorpio 27′

    Moon sign: Aries

    Moon 28° Aries 32′

    rising sign: Scorpio? Libra or Virgo?  the consensus seems to be its Virgo but who knows or really cares?

    Ascendant 25° Scorpio 01′

    For today »

     

    How’s your timing?

    The moving Moon and planets can influence your ability to relate to certain people at specific times.

    Your sun sign:       Scorpio        sun 6° Scorpio 27′

    Element:

    Water

    Key planet:

    Pluto

    The scorpion is one intense little creature, with enough poison in its tail to disable or kill a much larger opponent. However, the problem with this kind of built-in biological weaponry is that it must be mastered to be used most effectively. You Scorpios can use your “stinger” for self-defense, using your powerful emotional awareness to make your opponent harmless. But there is a sexual part of poisonous tail also, and until you learn to control those strong urges, you may find yourself in uncomfortable situations.

    Motto: “What is hidden is more interesting than what is obvious.”

    Greatest strength: your passion for your feelings.

    Possible weakness: the need for secrecy can be isolating.

    Your Moon sign:   Aries Moon 28° Aries 32′

    Emotions rise hot and fast but can fall just as quickly because you live so much in the present. The intensity of the moment can carry you to great heights or depths, but you’re not likely to stay in either extreme for very long. When you’re done, you’re done. As a fire sign, Aries isn’t a particularly reflective place for them.

     

    More on the Goat

     

    Your Chinese sign:          the goat

    The goat … the gentle goat

    Mantra: living is my form of art.

    The goat is the most easygoing of all the signs … sensitive to other people’s needs, kindhearted, flexible, and social. Goats love life, and all forms of art will help them express their active energy and joie de vivre. When stressed, they can be moody and appear weak, but will stubbornly resist the opinions of others if they disagree. They are devoted to their loved ones, outgoing, and quite outspoken about the world they live in.

    Personal Note:

    According to Western Astrology the Scorpio- Gemini relationship is a challenging one, but those that make it work have a very powerful connection.  According to Chinese Astrology, the Pig-Goat combo is the best astrological combo for romance for love and marriage.

    Other birth statistics

    30 October 1955

    Your date of conception was on or about 6 February 1955 which was a Sunday.

    You were born on a Sunday.

    Under the astrological sign Scorpio.

    Your life path number is 6.

    Your fortune cookie reads:

    Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.

    Life path compatibility:

    You are most compatible with those with the life path numbers 3, 6 & 9.

    You should get along well with those with the life path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.

    You are least compatible with those with the life path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

    The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2435410.5.

    The golden number for 1955 is 18.

    The exact number for 1955 is 6.

    The year 1955 was not a leap year.

    Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/24/1955 and ending 2/11/1956.

    You were born in the Chinese year of the goat.

    Your native american zodiac sign is snake; your plant is thistle.

    Note: some sources say I am a bear, others say that I am a raven. There is no “native american astrology” per se as each tribe had its own way of looking at things astrologically speaking.

    You were born in the Egyptian month of toby, the first month of the season of port (emergence – fertile soil).

    Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 14 Heshan 5716.

    Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 15 Heshan 5716.

    The Mayan calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.17.2.0.6 which is.

    12 baktun 17 katun 2 tun 0 uinal 6 kin

    The hijra (Islamic calendar) date of your birth is Sunday, 13 Rabi’u’l-Avval 1375 (1375-3-13).

    The date of Easter on your  was Sunday, 10 April 1955.

    The date of Orthodox Easter in your birth year was Sunday, 17 April 1955.

    The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) in your birth year was Wednesday, 23 February 1955.

    The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday, 29 May 1955.

    The date of Whitsuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday, 5 June 1955.

    The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 17 September 1955.

    The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 7 April 1955.

    The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday, 22 February 1955.

    Celebrities who share your birthday:

     

    Gavin Rossdale (1967) Diego Armando Maradona (1960) Harry Hamlin (1951)

    Henry Winkler (1945) Grace Slick (1939) Claude Lelouch (1937)

    Robert Caro (1935) Louis Malle (1932) Ruth Gordon (1896)

    Charles Atlas (1893) Ezra Asalto (1885) Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821)

    John Adams (1735)

    Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 7.62309197651663 years old. (you old hound dog, you!)

    Your lucky day is Tuesday.

    Your lucky numbers are 9 & 11.

    Your ruling planet(s) are the Moon and Pluto.

    Your lucky dates are the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th.

    Your opposition sign is Taurus.

    Your opposition number(s) is 6.

    Events that happened on my birthday, include

    Here is a list of things that happened on October 30, 1955, including the top song, the top movie, the top TV show, and the major events of that month in the US:

    that’s the way the world was on my Birthday, October 30, 1955.

    the end

     

     

  • More Synchronized Chaos Poems

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    Synchronized Chaos Published More of My Poetry

     

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    Hi Jake, thanks again for coming back to Synchronized Chaos! We’re glad to publish these poems, one poem at a time, in our subsequent semimonthly issues.

    Excited that you have written an Ode to Coffee, as I’m a legendary coffee fan 🙂

    As always, please feel welcome to leave comments on the currently published work at synchchaos.com. We all appreciate feedback!

    Cristina

    Here are some more poems for you to consider.

    God’s Confession
    Ode To Coffee
    God Is Coming And Boy Is He Mad  God
    The Old Man In The Mirror Must Die Old Age
    Falling Rain
    Long Life The Great And Powerful One
    Spin Masters Spin Away The Day
    Red Sun Dawning Over The New Empire
    Just An Unhinged Lunatic Howling At The Moon

    Prior publication

    Travel to Gangwha Travel piece
    Christmas Bombing in Nashville
    Eve Ate the Apple
    Just Enough for Coffee
    Our National Hangover
    Strangers Sleeping on the Streets
    2019 Year That Was
    Dogs of War are Howling
    Dreams
    Fate
    Idiots in High Places
    masters of the Universe
    The terrible Teens
    When will this Madness End?
    End-of=the-Years Blues

    God’s Confession

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    god

     

     

     

     

    I was sitting alone
    In a god-forsaken bar
    the Cosmos Bar in Soi Cowboy
    Bangkok, Thailand

    On the lunatic fringes of society
    Twenty drinks too sober
    In the ass end

    of a Friday night booze binge

    On the bad part of town
    Over by railroad tracks
    Heading to hell
    As fast as I could drank it down

    Enjoying my lonely drink
    Drinking by my lonesome self
    With my partners

    Jimmy Bean, Jack Daniels,
    The Walker brother
    Evan Williams
    And his old Granddad

    Just drinking one bourbon,
    one scotch, and one beer
    and hanging

    with Jack Daniel’s
    gentlemen’s club

    A crazed bum
    With a thousand-year stare
    Walks up to me

    He begins
    Muttering to himself
    Nutty nonsense

    Crazy words
    In a lunatic’s voice

    He had the look
    Of one possessed
    By his demons

    Only he can see
    Or hear

    Possessed
    by a secret knowledge
    Only he knew

    Despite myself
    I was fascinated
    By this lunatic’s tale

    So I stopped him
    And said

    “Say, crazy little Dude!
    So what’s your game, Anyway?”

    The short little dude
    Stopped his insane prattle

    Starting at me
    With that
    thousand-year-old stare

    Just another
    washed-up lunatic
    Too many drugs

    His mind blown away
    Down too many rabbit holes
    Too many bad nights
    On the wrong side of life

    An ACID causality
    from the 60s

    Been down so long
    It looks like
    up to him

    He looked at me
    And proclaimed his story

    He reared up
    And filled up the room
    And lifted the bar
    On his finger

    And stared down at me
    From the sky

    And said

    “Since you asked
    I am Allah
    The Alpha and Omega
    Ganesh
    Kali
    Jupiter
    Jehovah
    Shiva
    Zeus

    And a billion other names
    The real deal
    The original dude of dudes
    The Sultan of Swing

    God of hosts
    And the father
    of that Jesus dude

    But no one knows me
    Any more
    No one cares

    They think I am irrelevant
    They think I am dead
    They think I am a fairy tale
    From some olden, ancient time
    That my work is done

    I looked at him
    Carefully now

    And what did I see
    An old man
    With that lunatic look

    But there was something else
    He was crazy

    Sure. Yeah

    Out there
    Bat sh… looney tunes

    But perhaps
    he was the real deal
    I mean, why not

    In this materialistic age
    Why would God not be

    a wandering lunatic
    wandering around loose

    Talking to low lives
    like me
    In a bar
    On the highway to hell

    So I looked at him
    And invited him to share
    His tale of cosmic woe

    God tells me

    “Well, it’s like this
    Many a year ago
    People believed in me
    But one day

    They quit believing in me
    they moved on

    And they went on without me
    As they left me
    My powers got weaker and weaker

    And so eventually I became
    What you see today

    A broken-down drunk
    Hanging out
    Looking for a handout
    Looking for some company
    Or at least a free dinner”

    And he laughed
    and laughed
    And I looked at him

    And saw

    the beginnings of the end
    And the ends
    of the beginnings

    I saw a million planets
    Flash by
    Trillions of people
    Thinking all at once

    Thoughts filled my head
    Lights flashed
    And I knew

    He was telling the truth
    But it did not matter

    In this day and age
    Of materialism
    God has no role
    God is truly dead

    And so I bought him a drink

    And walked out of the bar
    still twenty drinks too sober
    Profoundly saddened

    From what I had seen
    God was dead
    And we had all conspired
    To kill him

    Long live God

    Ode To Coffee

     

    Mistress of sacred love
    Sacred lady of desire

    You start my day
    Setting my heart on fire
    With your dark
    delicious flavor

    And throughout the day
    Whenever the mean
    old blues come by

    You chase them away
    With your bitter ambrosia

    Every time I inhale
    your witch’s brew

    I am filled with power, light, and love
    And everything is alright Jack
    If only for a few fleeting minutes

    I love you oh coffee goddess
    In all your magical forms

    In the dark coffee of the dawning day
    In the sizzling coffee in the mid-morning break
    In the afternoon siesta break
    And in the post-dinner dessert drink

    I love you, my coffee mistress
    You are my refuge
    From this horrid world

    And you are my secret lover
    Never disappoint me, ever
    I’ve never had a bad cup
    Of that, I can be sure

    Even the dismal coffee
    Served at Denny’s at 3 am
    Is still sweat-loving coffee

    Even the farmer brother’s diner coffee
    Excites me and gets me going
    Asking for another cup of divine delight

    Coffee always is there
    It is always on and piping hot
    With hidden dark secrets
    Swirling in its liquid essence

    Coffee is my last vice
    My only legal vice left

    Coffee does not cheat on me
    It is always faithful, always true
    It does not turn on its friends

    And all it asks in return
    Is that you come back
    Cup after cup after cup

    A good cup of coffee
    Is a little bit of heaven
    In a cup of dark liquid hell

    Coffee is like a drug
    But a good drug

    that does what it should
    And never complains

    It does not get grouchy
    It does not hurt you

    It does not make you crazy
    But allows the muse to come out
    And play with it

    Coffee led to the American Revolution
    As patriots drank coffee
    To rebel against the aristocratic English tea

    Coffee started the London Stock market
    And started the gossips mills running

    Every great invention
    Was fed by coffee’s sweat brew

    All the great thinkers
    All the great leaders
    All were enslaved to coffee’s magic

    Yeah
    I sing my praises
    Of the great
    glorious coffee lady

    Long may she continue
    To be my sweat companion

    Long may coffee continue
    To rule my heart
    And set my heart on fire

    I love thee
    Mistress coffee
    And sometimes I think
    You love me too

    God Is Coming, And Boy Is He/She Mad

    God is Coming and Boy,
    is he/she mad

    God Is Coming
    The preacher on the street proclaimed
    God is coming, oh yeah, he is on his way

    And Boy, is he/she angry at us
    The entire human race

    And God, let me tell yah
    He ain’t the wimpy, wimpy pappy
    White Boy false God of the New Testament
    The false deity that the evil Reverend Farwell
    And the MAGA prophets
    And the smarmy Pat Robinson worship

    Hell no, God ain’t that god
    God is a mean, angry powerful God
    The God of the Old Testament
    The God of the Koran and the god of old
    The God that man once feared

    Yeah, I am talking about that God
    Allah, Buddha, Ganesh, Kali, Jehovah, Jesus,
    Shiva, and a thousand other names

    The God that our ancestors feared
    The real deal,
    and boy is he/she pissed off

    And he/she is coming to set up straight
    And send most of us straight to hell
    For eternal damnation and punishment

    God is particularly pissed off
    All those politicians who have been
    Misusing his name

    and saying God is on their side
    God ain’t on their side

    God is God
    And he is angry at them all

    God ain’t no Republican
    Fascist wanna be
    Supply Side jesus

    God is particularly angry
    at George Bush

    God told George

    George, don’t do that evil thing
    Don’t invade Iraq
    I will handle Sadaam in my way

    I want you to take
    care of your poor people
    Give away all your power and money

    And serve the poor
    That’s what
    I want you to do

    And poor George did not understand
    Did not get the message
    So George led the nation
    Into war against another land

    And thousands of people died
    And millions of dollars were wasted
    And nothing changed

    And God is angry at President Obama
    Who continued the endless wars,
    Even knowing that it was wrong.

    God is especially angry
    At the anti-Christ Trump

    His business partner Satan
    Has a special room for him.
    In the afterlife

    And God is angry
    at all the other politicians
    All over the world.

    And God is angry
    at the people of this earth
    Who have fucked up his paradise
    and his divine plans.

    So, brother preacher
    Keep preaching the word
    I understand.

    God is coming to save us
    And will start by dispatching
    all the politicians
    who proclaim
    that God is on their side

    Straight to the hell
    they so richly deserve

    Oh yeah
    God does not like that shit
    Not one bit

    And the end times approach
    And the preacher man preaches
    And God is getting ready
    for the judgment day

    And I say bring it on
    Bring it on
    Brother preacher man
    Keep preaching the word

    And someday soon
    We will meet up
    Somewhere and God will decide
    Our fate

    But the fate of our leaders is sealed
    And Satan has a nice room for them

    And God smiles
    At the thought of divine justice
    That awaits them all

    The Old Man In The Mirror Must Die Old Age<

    One early winter morning
    A man went to the mirror
    To do his morning shave
    Just another shave
    Like a thousand, million shaves before

    As he looked into the mirror
    He did not see his face
    Instead, he saw a stranger
    Staring out at him

    An old, beat-up old man
    With intense sad eyes
    Started at him

    The man looked hard
    At the man who had taken
    Over his mirror

    And wondered who he was
    And how and why
    He had taken over his mirror

    The man was perturbed, disturbed
    And a bit angry at the turn of events
    All he wanted to do
    Was shaved in peace

    The man continued to stare
    At the face in the mirror
    And finally could not stand it anymore

    He looked at the mirror
    And said,
    Man in the mirror
    Who or what are you
    And what do you want
    And why have you taken over
    My god-damned mirror
    So early in the morn

    The old man
    Merely laughed and resumed staring
    At the man
    The man getting angrier and angrier
    Demanded an answer
    From the fiend in the mirror

    Who are you, you mocking fiend
    And what do you want from me?
    The man screamed

    The old man in the mirror
    Looked at him and said
    Don’t you know who I am
    I am you and you are me

    The man looked at the old man
    And said no, no, no
    I am not you and never will be you
    I am not an old, washed-up old man
    I am me – full of life, youth, and vitality

    And yet the man knew the truth
    Did not want to admit the truth
    Could not handle the truth
    The old man in the mirror
    Was what he had become

    The man was very angry
    And screamed
    At the old man in the mirror

    The man said you may look like me
    You may sound like me
    You may even smell like me

    But I am not you
    Never have been
    Never will be
    Not going to happen
    Not in a million years

    The man yelled at the old man
    Old man, mocking fiend from hell
    Go to hell, old man
    And never darken my mirror again

    And the man stormed out of the house
    And wandered about here and there
    Finally late at night
    He wandered into a bar
    And began drinking the night away

    The man went up to some pretty young things
    And tried to pick them up
    They laughed at him
    Called him a dirty old man
    And told him to go home

    The man went home
    To bed alone
    And drank some more beer
    And dreamt of all of his past loves
    And failed dreams

    Of what he had done
    And failed to do
    And wondered whether his time
    Had come

    The next morning
    He walked into the bathroom
    Determined to confront the old man
    Tell truth to power

    He said,

    “listen up, old man
    You may have won the war
    But not the battle
    I am not you
    And never will be you”

    And screaming like an escaped banshee
    Newly freed from the mental institution
    The man shot the old man in the mirror
    Shot him over and over

    “Screaming die-mocking fiend from hell”

    The man woke in the hospital
    An old black doctor came over

    Said sadly

    “This white boy ain’t right in the head.”

    The man laughed insanely
    And saw down the hall
    The old man in the mirror

    Smiling and beckoning to him
    Walking out the window
    And into the dawning sun

    The man got up and walked
    And joined

    the old man in the mirror
    And smiled as he died

    h2 style=”text-align: center;”>Falling Rain

    falling rain
    falling rain

    The falling rain
    Of late October
    Fills me with
    essential dread

    the lightning
    and thunder
    frightening me

    an ominous omen
    of bad things
    yet to come

    I am filled with

    Dark, dangerous

    Heavy thoughts

    The rain outside
    the Cosmos Bar
    In Soi Cowboy

    Seems like

    the tears of God
    Crying over his
    As I sit
    Crying over my beer
    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?
    And what I can set right

    And the rain falls
    And the night darkens
    The rain is falling
    All over this man’s world

    And the rain falls
    And I sit

    Drinking my lonesome drink
    Lost in dreams

    Dreaming of what
    Could never be
    Thinking dark thoughts

    And so I sit
    twenty drinks too sober
    And drink
    the rainy night away

    Long Life the Great and Powerful One

    Night scene with the Cthulhu monster with wings standing on the shore of a sea. 3D render.

    While walking in the misty morn of Yore
    One dismal dark decaying depraved day
    I was suffocating from the sounds of the dying city

    Slowly coming to life with the dawning sun
    Surrounded by the sounds of chaos, disorder
    Dark, dangerous despairing thoughts
    Of dangerous terrible acts to come

    All around me in this strange era, we live in
    This orange alert perpetual fearful times
    Constant fear, and overwhelming dread

    Mad crazed Islamic bomb-throwing terrible terrorists
    Hiding under every bed, lurking around every corner

    Conspiring with the murderous criminals of Yore
    Just waiting to attack god-fearing Christian citizens

    Murdering them in their sleep
    Blowing up schools
    Blowing up buses, cars, buildings

    Murdering in the name of their demented god
    Screaming God is great as they behead us all

    As I walk down that street
    In the dead calm of the early morn
    Filled with fulsome fears of who knows what

    I look up and see a giant gargoyle
    Looking down at me
    Smirking at me, laughing at me

    I yell out to the gargoyle

    “Say, Mr. Gargoyle
    What is so damn funny
    Don’t you know there is a terror alert
    Have you seen any Islamic terrorists lurking about?”

    The gargoyle laughed and laughed
    Said,

    “terror alert? What a load of crap
    As the prophet, Mr. Natural taught us all,

    It doesn’t mean shit, it doesn’t mean shit”
    Nothing but prime BS
    Designed to keep you in your place”

    He laughed and laughed
    Soon all the gargoyles
    of the city
    Were in open revolt

    They jumped off their perches
    And started marching around

    Chatting

    “Peace is War, War is Peace
    Truth is a Lie, Lies are Truth
    The Truth Will Set You Free
    All Hail the Great and Powerful One
    All Hail the Great and Powerful One”

    The head gargoyle looks at me
    He says “Watch this!”

    And jumps up
    and rides a rainbow sunbeam
    Into the bloody red light
    of the dawning rising sun

    The other gargoyles follow suit
    Dancing, naked, making wild passionate love
    While laughing and riding the light

    And the gloom lifts from my shoulder
    And I laugh and realize

    “It doesn’t mean shit”

    And then my soul is free
    And I fly with the gargoyles
    To join my buddy the sun

    And as we sit
    high up above the earth
    Smoking dope and drinking booze

    And looking down
    at the teaming mess
    Of what was left of humanity

    I realized the ultimate
    reality of life
    “It doesn’t mean shit”

    And the terrorists
    are nothing but delusions
    Put in our heads and our hearts

    By the depraved master programmer of the universe
    In service to the Great and Powerful One
    The true Master of Creation

    As long as we are not afraid
    Our souls will be free

    And so I laugh and laugh
    And the sun comes up

    The dark mists disappear
    The Great and Powerful One
    Is overthrown

    The terrorists go home
    And I return to earth
    Thinking that the
    long nightmare was over

    Believing that
    we had won the war
    And kept our souls
    from going to hell

    But I did not understand
    That the Great and Powerful One
    Had banished the terrorists
    And conquered us all

    In the name of freedom
    We had become slaves
    To his awful power
    and dark demands

    God is indeed great
    But the Great and Powerful One
    Has more power than mere God
    And so we deserve our fate

    Long live the Great and Powerful One
    Whom we love forever and ever

    Amen

    Spin Masters  Spinning Away the Day

    Every moment
    I turn on the TV

    What do I see
    Nothing but liars laying down lies
    Spin Masters spinning spam of deceit

    Chanting
    The truth will set you free
    White is black
    Black is white

    Lies are true
    Truth is a lie
    Lies will set you free

    I see nothing
    But politicos
    Dropping down lies

    Untruths masquerading as the truth
    Oh, so sincerely
    The lies spew forth so sweetly
    From their corrupted lips

    The toxic wastes
    Spree out of my TV set
    Infecting my soul
    With paranoid distrust

    And I vainly try
    I do try

    God, do I try
    To the find
    The nugget of truth

    Buried deep
    in the dark, dank, dangerous
    Black, evil miasmic mists

    Given off
    By the talking heads on TV

    So I leave my house
    So full of doubt

    And wander about
    Looking for the truth

    Some semblance of hope
    Something to drive away
    The dark despair in my heart

    And I look up
    And see a solitary cherry tree

    High up on a hilltop street
    Infusing the air
    With its sweat ambrosia

    And I smile
    Knowing
    Someday soon

    The national nightmare
    Of rule by the body-snatched
    Resident evil ones
    pawns of Hell

    Descendants of dread Cthulhu
    The ancient ones

    Yes the darkness
    That has descended upon the world
    One day
    Will be pierced by the light
    Of clarity and truth

    And the evil ones
    The body snatched aliens
    Inhabiting our leaders
    Will be banished

    Back to the hell hole
    They crawled out

    This much I know
    And it is enough
    To make me smile
    Laugh and hope
    Again

    Red Sun Dawning Over The New Empire

    The dawning sun raises bloody red
    Over the traffic-clogged streets
    And noxious polluted air
    Of the capital of Imperial America

    The sun with its bloody red glare
    Reminds me of all the people who died
    This last year in Emperor Bush’s Three Wars
    and the endless war on terrorism

    We are the American Empire
    We are the power, we are the power

    We are perfect masters of the universes
    And will remake the world in our image

    In the so-called war against Evil
    The invasion and occupation
    Of foreign lands

    Because our leaders say
    They might someday be a threat

    And the old words of ancient Rome
    Comes to mind
    Carthage must die

    Baghdad must be destroyed
    The Heart of the evil empire
    Must be invaded

    And the evil of Saddam
    must be expunged
    ISIS must be defeated
    The Taliban must be destroyed

    the narco traffickers defeated
    the terrorists must be sent
    to GItmo

    the communists must be defeated
    the radical left woke mob defanged
    MAGA Make Amercan Great Again!

    So our great and glorious leaders
    Proudly proclaim
    Every day every moment

    On the conservative media
    Now owned, operated, and controlled
    By the powers that have taken over
    The shadow government that runs
    The New American Empire

    And soon the entire world
    Will be under its sway

    We are the American Empire
    We are the power, we are the power

    We are perfect masters of the universes
    And will remake the world in our image

    We still have some freedom left
    Some space to rant and rave

    And grumble
    But soon, oh so soon

    This paper and that paper
    And this internet site and that site
    And this TV station and that TV Station
    Will be shut down

    In the name of national security
    We are the American Empire
    We are the power, we are the power

    We are perfect masters of the universes
    And will remake the world in our image

    And if we have to kill everyone
    Who disagrees with us, anyone who does not want
    The benefits of American-style democratic Republican capitalism shoved down their throats and up their ass

    So be it, bring it on, kill them all
    Nuke them all for Jesus and Emperor Trump

    Let American Style Democracy
    Flourish everywhere in the world

    To save America from its many enemies
    We will have to suspend the constitute

    End the Republic of the United States of America
    And unleash the new imperial government

    Democracy of the People,
    For the People and by the People
    Will be no more than a myth

    Taught in School
    I say bring it on

    Don’t pretend anymore
    I am tired of the lies

    The constant refrain
    We are saving this country
    And that country

    And we are extending democracy
    While slowly, ever so slowly
    Killing it at home

    And no one cares
    No one notices

    As the rights to you
    Are sold to the corporations
    That controls the secret government

    That has taken over the country
    And the world
    And no one will do a damn thing
    Including me

    Hoping against hope that the nightmare
    Of the Republican Fasicst Corporate takeover
    Of the New, American Empire will end soon

    And the bloodily red sun
    Lights up the sky
    With its baleful rays of hate

    On a beautiful spring day
    30 American boys and girls
    Died in a foreign land

    Because their unelected leader
    Told to go there and do their job

    They did and I salute them
    For having done their duty

    I just wish
    Our leaders would do their duty
    And resign

    Admitting responsibility
    For the mess that they created
    The useless war, the constant lies
    The shredding of our civil liberties

    But nothing changes
    The war goes on
    More soldiers die

    More foreigners are killed
    More terrorists are created

    More bombings will happen
    And we slide down the path
    Of Ancient Rome

    The Republic is dying as we speak
    And the New American Empire Rises Up
    Triumphant against all enemies

    All hail Donald Trump

    The New American Caesar
    Long May He Reign

    An Unhinged Lunatic Howling At The Moon

    On a moonlit late night
    I sat in the Cosmos Bar
    In Bangkok, Thailand

    Drinking drams of demented,

    fermented dream dew
    followed by one bourbon

    one scotch and one beer

    Twenty drinks too sober

    Just an unhinged lunatic
    Dreaming

    of howling at the full moon

    Watching the world walk by
    Looking at all the fine-looking babes
    Walking by the street
    Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    Of endless wild libertine passions

    When into the bar
    Walked the most

    beautifulwomen
    In the Universe
    So wild, so free
    So wonderfully alive

    I did not know what to do
    As this vision of delight

    Sauntered through the bar
    In a skin-tight leather pants

    Looked so fine
    That my eyeballs hurt

    And finally, I had to say something
    So I gathered up my manly courage
    And walked up to her
    And she looked at me

    And instantly bewitched my soul
    With a devilish grin
    I lost all reason

    And became a raving lunatic
    Unhinged lunatic
    Howling at the moon

    Foaming at the mouth
    A wild, free werewolf
    Howling at the lunatic light
    Of the full Moon.

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  • PSH April 2023 Poems

    PSH April 2023 Poems

    PSH April 2023 Poems

    I am catching up after a month long bout with COVID slowed everything up.. I am fine but have some lignering symptons.  Get your shots and  boosters.!

    Today I am posting my April 2023 poems inspired by following Poetry Superhighway prompts. I also followed Writer’s Digest prompts and Writing com Dew Drop-In prompts. The links take you to my Writing com page where you can look at my other work posted there. The link to the Writing com page is

    Portfolio URL: http://jcosmos.Writing.Com/JCosmos

    Due to Spotify ending their word press podcast agreement, it may take a while to resurrect my podcasts, and I hope to start YouTube and FB this fall.

    I am off to the States. for three months and during my travels will probably post a bit less but I am determined to keep posting as I like blogging.

    Thanks for reading my stuff. Appreciate the support.

    Index

    30

    Misdirections to my Mom’s House in Berkeley

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    When I /was a young lad
    Living in Berkeley, California
    I delighted in giving misdirections
    To my house as follows

    “Go down to Solano and the Alameda
    Turn right on Alameda
    Go down five blocks
    Turn left at San Lorenzo
    At the No left turn sign

    Turn right on Santa Rosa
    We are five houses down
    On the left side.”

    Almost no one challenged me
    On the no left turn sign
    And they found the house

    The no-left turn signs
    Only applied between
    Four and eight pm

    As sunset
    Made it difficult
    To see on-coming traffic
    When you turned.

    Probably most people
    Knew that
    Or they just did not care

    For such a violation
    Would not result
    In a fine or anything

    Unless you were driving
    While black of course.

    April 30, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Brendan Constantine
    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Brendan Constantine:
    BAD AFTERNOON PROMPT
    Create a poem in which you give VERY BAD directions on how to find you. Feel free to reference inner landmarks as well as outer ones (“Keep going straight until you come to my tenth birthday party. If you can see my father asleep in his car, you’ve gone too far…”). No matter how bad the directions, make sure the reader can ultimately find you.

    April 29

    #29. A man and his computer, Best friends or enemies?
    ID #1049275 entered on May 6, 2023 [Edit]

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    I have a love-hate relationship
    With my computer

    I have been writing
    with the aid
    Of a computer

    Now for almost 40 years
    Having bought my first computer
    In 1984

    Over the years
    I must have written
    Millions of words

    And over the years
    My computer
    Must have lost
    Thousands of words

    My computer likes to play games
    With me
    Crashing for no reason
    Endless non-response
    blue spinning wheels

    making me wait
    for up to five minutes
    then letting me see
    it just ate the words

    and they are gone
    into the ether
    never to be found again

    sometimes the undo button works
    other times it does not

    sometimes the copy-and-paste feature
    wipes out the previous text
    and for good measure
    turns off the undo button

    often
    trying to open a document
    is an exercise in shear frustration

    constantly getting strange
    haiku error messages
    such as

    there is a dialogue box open
    close the dialogue box
    but there is no visible dialogue box

    but the worst error message
    of all
    was when I tried to copy
    non-excel data

    I would receive a message
    Saying

    “There are no fonts available
    Okay yes or no”

    Once I clicked okay
    250 times
    Before my computer crashed

    I reported this to Microsoft
    Nothing but radio silence
    As usual

    I shifted to google docs
    And the problem was solved

    I could go on and on
    But I grow weary
    Of recounting all the ways
    My computer loves
    To mess with me.

    April 28

    #30. marriage thoughts
    ID #1049276 entered on May 6, 2023 [Edit]

    Marriage thoughts

    I did not know that the moon rises
    Sensitive poets squelching freedom of speech
    Because you cannot bear with me
    There is always some sort of love
    As the visible mind seeks out marriage
    Will you join me on this journey?

    Prompt lines
    The visible mind seeks out marriage Ginsberg Psalm 2
    Sensitive poets squelching freedom of speech Irony Christopher Michael Nuclear Orange
    Because You Can not Bear with Me Kim Sewol
    Always some kind of Love BJ Buckley
    That the Moon Rises the Night Year Round Kim Sewol
    April 28, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from John Dorroh
    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by John Dorroh:
    Gather five of your favorite poetry books. In each book, turn to page 21. Read the second lines of the five poems from page 21. Write them down. After you have collected all five sentences, write a poem using at least 2-3 words from each line.

    April 27

    #31. Spring Wildfires in the Desert Haiku
    ID #1049277 entered on May 6, 2023 [Edit]

    Spring wildflowers

    Spring wildflowers
    Blooming in the desert heat
    Life going forward

    April 27, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Susan Taylor
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Susan Taylor:
    Write a haiku about the desert wildflowers on the day we change to Daylight Savings Time. Remember, we turn our clocks forward one hour.

    #32. Blue Blues
    ID #1049278 entered on May 6, 2023,

    Blue Blues

    Ask me now
    Ask me no questions
    I will tell you no lies

    As we cut brilliant corners
    Play the blues
    On Friday the 13th

    Felling horny for you
    I mean you
    Bye Yah

    Ask me now
    Brilliant corners
    Friday the 13th

    I mean you
    Horny
    Bye yah

    April 26, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Ron Bremner
    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Ron Bremner:
    Use three or more Thelonious Monk song titles in a single poem.
    Editor’s Note: Find a list of Thelonious Monk songs here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_compositions_by_Thelonious_Monk
    Straight, no chaser
    ’round Midnight
    Ugly Beauty
    Brilliant Corners
    Criss-cross
    Functional
    Introspection

    #34. re-programing your mind
    ID #1049280 entered on May 6, 2023

    Reprograming your mind Mental Images

    Whenever the demons
    The dark dangerous nattering
    Negative thoughts
    Overwhelm me
    Paralyzing me
    Stopping me

    I need to stop
    Reprograming my mind

    Instead of saying
    I am not good enough
    I need to say
    I can do this

    When I think I am too old
    I need to tell myself
    I am still a young man
    At heart

    When I think
    I am running out of time
    I need to reprogram that thought

    When I say
    I will never finish my life’s work
    I need to say
    Yes I can
    Yes I will

    Today is the day
    And go back to work

    April 25, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Susan Justiniano
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Susan Justiniano:
    Prompt Title: Stop Telling yourself THAT Story
    Intro:
    We all have invasive thoughts. At times those thoughts turn into scenarios and stories of ourselves that aren’t true or are based on a comment received from outside of ourselves that we have internalized to the point of believing it. It’s time to reframe those stories that keep us from thriving, connecting, and growing.
    Using “Stop Telling Yourself THAT Story” checks those invasive thoughts and beliefs that interfere with moving forward and reframes the stories, mantras, and beliefs on repeat in our minds.
    How to use this prompt:
    Gather info: What are the keywords or phrases that pop up and keep space within you that can or do prevent you from growing, thriving, and building to meet the goals you have for yourself? For this exercise, list a minimum of three and a maximum of five.
    Example: Imposter Syndrome, Fear of failure, rejection, “no”,
    Free write for 5 minutes, stream of consciousness, Keep writing don’t edit, revise or stop. Words that make no sense will make themselves clear). Starting line example: “I am afraid of…”
    Example: I am afraid of being rejected when I submit a poem for publication. I work so hard in getting the right tone, words, and phrases. Some of my best works are rejected and I just hide them away and never look at them again.
    Example: I am afraid to perform on stage because I can’t memories my work….
    Turn the page over, on a clean page 5 minutes of reframing THAT story without looking back to it. Keep writing for 5 minutes don’t edit, revise or stop. Words that make no sense will make themselves clear. Start with a line that stuck with you from the first free write or start with “I am afraid”
    I am afraid that if I don’t try, I won’t get published. For me to find my audience, I need to put my work out there.
    If I stay in the shadows, where I’m comfortable, and do not perform, I’ll never know if it’s for me, I will always wonder if I’ve met my full potential as an artist
    Put it together as an essay, poem, or short story. Tell of a time you reframed or will reframe the story to create a new narrative and stop telling yourself that story of fear and insecurity.
    Example (structured in a way that is not comfortable):
    The first time I wanted to perform, I backed out
    I believe that I could never be as good as those I see
    The words on my pages left me filled with doubt
    I couldn’t remember them, like slam poetry
    My hands shake and my voice racks
    Whenever I practice in the image that looks back
    Those who perform appear smooth and calm
    Gesturing and moving with poetic aplomb
    Today, I take a deep breath and count on my people
    Sitting in front rows, there to support me
    I perform for them, they don’t care
    If I mess up, forget, or read from my phone
    They snap and clap and hoot
    Because they know how much it means
    To stand before them mic in my hands
    Deep breath… I made it! Wow this stage things is grand
    Walk away from the first draft. Share it in a brave writing /revising group.
    Stop telling yourself THAT story and tell yourself this new story.

    #28. Jew Fro
    ID #1048725 entered on April 24,

    Back in the day
    Way back
    In the 70s
    In Berkeley

    I had a lot of hair
    I wore it
    In what  was called
    A “jew Fro”

    As many Jews
    Had kinky hair
    Almost like
    Our black brothers

    The “Jew Fro”
    Is sadly
    No longer
    On my head

    Which I now know
    Is part Jewish
    Perhaps that is why
    I had a “jew fro”

    April 24, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Rachel Baum
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Rachel Baum:
    Find a photograph of yourself as a child or teenager. Write about that moment in time – what just happened? What were the feelings, taste, and smell at that moment? Who was taking the photo, and how does that person factor into the poem/story?

    #27. What is love?
    ID #1048723 entered on April 24, 2023

    April 22

    What is Love?

    What is love?
    Is it nothing
    But biochemistry?

    Is it madness?
    Is it just
    A search for connections?

    In a cold cruel world?
    That does not care
    For us at all?

    It is all of that
    And none of that

    Those who know
    What Love is
    Do not tell

    That is the Zen
    Of Love

    April 22, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from J R Turek
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by J R Turek:
    Write a poem varying It is and It isn’t. Be whimsical, be fantastical, and surprise your reader every few lines. Defy, denounce, define – don’t limit your poem to the page boundaries.

    #26. dangerous mountains of madness
    ID #1048722 entered on April 24, 2023 [Edit

    Dangerous Unusual Events

    Dangerous unusual event
    The burly royal family
    Enchanted Memories

    Mountainous Magenta
    Visions overwhelming people
    Hysterical Acid trips

    Adjoining flimsy
    scare wilderness
    subdued history

    the mood of society
    disturbed by events
    currency disruptions

    grandmother
    decides fate
    of humanity

    she has a beer
    at midnight
    Drama her priority

    took much to drink
    spent time in the bathroom
    contemplating reality

    she has an appointment
    with a doctor
    in the morning

    prompt words
    erect
    unusual
    royal
    dangerous
    acid
    enchanted
    magenta
    mountainous
    hysterical
    adjoining
    technical
    burly
    scarce
    flimsy
    subdued
    math
    history
    distribution
    mood
    society
    grandmother
    currency
    beer
    midnight
    priority
    bathroom
    drama
    appointment
    hat
    promotion

    April 23, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Richard-Yves Sinoski
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Richard-Yves Sinoski:
    Imagery Prompts: Avoiding Cliché Through “Juxatives”
    The best poetry avoids cliché using cognitive leaps. I don’t want red roses signifying love; rather, love may be a set of curtains that shuts out the outside world and keeps you and your dear ones together, or perhaps it’s molten lava that first burns all it touches but later cools into something solid you can build a house on.
    How do we make these creative leaps? My fellow poet Kristan Anderson and I came up with the term “juxative,” for juxtapositions of terms that normally wouldn’t frequent each other. These juxatives can be expanded into full images.
    To do it, create lists of adjectives and lists of nouns, verbs, and adverbs, or adjectives and adverbs. Then jumble them up so that random adjectives get applied to random nouns, etc.
    SILLY + RIVER = What does that give us? Something better than a babbling brook, I’ll wager.
    ANGRY + CHRISTMAS GIFT = Suddenly the holidays take on whole new implications.
    CRYING + PILLOW = More forceful than crying into your pillow—you’re so down that your pillow itself is crying along with you.
    The next step is to see how you can expand these.
    LIMPING + MOUTH = “After the dentist, I spoke with a limp”
    FLOWERY + KEY = “I practiced the piano till the keys turned to flowers”
    HAPPY + THUNDER = “My childhood was a thunderstorm of happiness”
    These images are often so striking and effective that they can spawn entire poems!

    #25. Green Trees Don’t Make It
    ID #1048600 entered on April 22, 2023 [Edit]

    pine trees jpeg
    pine trees jpeg

    Everyday
    I look out and see
    The ugly green trees
    Standing guard
    in front of my house

    And I think to myself
    Who owns the trees?
    And what do they think of us?

    Are we their friends?
    Are we their enemies?
    What do the trees think?
    Or do they silently watch us,
    Spies to the celestial emperor?

    I have pondered this question
    Many a morning
    Who is the owner of these trees?
    And why do they silently watch us?

    I wonder if the trees don’t hate us
    And why they don’t protest
    Every day as we drive back and forth
    Emitting poison gases
    from our mechanical asses
    Right into their unprotected faces

    And every night
    we eat our dinner
    And then give the trees
    Our polluted leftovers

    And laugh as they silently die
    From our acidic fallout
    Constantly floating
    down on their skin

    Yes, I wonder about the trees
    And the birds and the bees
    And everyone else

    What are they thinking?
    Are they plotting revenge?
    Or are they merely there

    Silently, watching, plotting,
    Designing fiendish plots of revenge
    Dreams of vast nuclear destruction

    Cosmic diseases wiping out
    everyone in the ass
    Yes, I wonder
    and dream and ponder

    What is the meaning
    of those silent green trees?
    Standing on the corner

    Quietly condemning us
    With their quiet tears,
    and falling leaves

    In the winter they stand
    Naked and alone
    Covered with ice-cold snow
    As we drive by nice and warm

    And we don’t care
    As they stand out
    in the cold

    Shivering, plotting warm plans
    of cosmic revenge
    Is it too late for us
    To become friends with the trees.

    Or will the day come
    When the trees will wake up
    And gather together
    All of the other
    slaves of humanity

    I have a vision
    One morning
    I will open the door

    And see an army of wild things
    Led by the green trees
    Coming to arrest me
    For crimes against nature

    And I will plead,
    I did not know
    And they will laugh

    and turn me
    all of my kind
    Into silent tombs

    And we will stand
    out in the cold
    Like the green trees
    Plotting dreams of revenge
    Forever and ever

    Until our day finally comes
    And we can go out
    and kill all the wild things
    Perhaps we already have

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Matt Mellor:
    Write a poem personifying something inorganic like a building or a machine. What has it seen throughout its ‘life’? How does it feel about change? How does it smile or signify happiness? Play with this voice and see what it wants to say.
    Example –
    The Beam Engine
    I still feel empty, since my organs were taken away.
    Though it has been decades since my heart was full of coal
    and my lungs breathed my beam up and down.
    The rumble deep beneath the earth is long gone.
    I’m thankful for the birds that nest in my skull
    and the occasional squirrel or shrew that settles at my feet.
    It seems the trade-off for a long life is that you must be still
    because these little creatures spark with speed and color.
    There is much-needed motion at my feet.
    Not from workers talking about the shift and bosses about new seams.
    But chirps, squeaks, and the rustle of leaves.

    Two bonus poems on a similar theme

    Old Tree Missing Humans

    The old pine tree
    Last of its kind
    Stood alone
    On the top of the mountains
    Looking down on the creation
    Missing the pesky humans
    Who used to visit

    The last Tree remaining is transported to another world

    It was the last.
    Time had been cruel,
    Taken everything,
    Leaving nothing.
    As the last limb tumbled,

    The Tree stood awaiting its fate.
    The stars took pity and congregated.
    The vortex opened.

    The tree was transported to a new world,
    One of life and promise.

    #24. secrets unsaid
    ID #1048593 entered on April 22, 2023

    I am afraid
    If I keep writing
    I will tell you

    Secrets
    What is best left
    Unsaid

    Secrets I should take
    To my grave

    If I keep writing
    I will have to tell you

    And you will have
    To bear the burden
    Of hearing my secrets

    Which may destroy you
    In the end
    Shall I continue?

    April 21, 2023: Poetry Writing Prompt from Michelle Daugherty
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Michelle Daugherty:
    I told my best friend I had nothing to write about, he said that just meant there was something I was afraid to say. Write a poem starting each stanza with “I’m afraid that if I keep writing, I will tell you”

    #23. We Met In September
    ID #1048478 entered on April 19, 2023 [Edit

    We met in September
    When we met
    Love at first sight
    Sparks flew heart to heart

    이심촘심
    isimchomsim

    A date I will always remember
    We wed in December

    Alemseged alphabetical: https://alemsegedsisay9.medium.com/learn-about-alemsegeds-alphabetical-rhyming-s&#8230;
    1- alemseged style is a poetry style of six lines stanza with a rhyming pattern of abcdaa. The stanza’s number is not limited.
    Example of alemseged’s style of poetry :

    #22. Morning Ganta Poem
    ID #1048477 entered on April 19, 2023

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Hot
    My morning coffee
    While watching the news
    Filled with such gloom and doom
    I turn it off feeling the blues
    Hot

    Ganta style: https://medium.com/@internationalpoetrynewsletter/modern-ganta-poems-and-how-to-&#8230;
    Ganta is a poetry style of 6 lines with a syllable meter of 1/5/6/7/8/1. The first 1 syllable word (noun, pronoun, subject…) is a refrain at the end. No other refrain is allowed except the first word of the first line at the last line.it is mainly used to show some actions, objects, behaviors, …etc to someone poetically.it is the 100th poetry style invention of the world’s precious poet alone gamma.

    #21. Sparks Flowing Heart to Heart Shoa Poem

    ID #1048476 entered on April 19, 2023 [Edit]

    September
    I first met her
    I met my fate
    one autumn date
    Sparks flowing
    My heart to hers

    In Korean

    9월
    나는 그녀를 처음 만났다
    나는 내 운명을 만났다
    어느 가을 데이트
    불꽃이 흐른다
    내 마음이 그녀에게
    이심촘심

    9woll
    naneun geunyeoreul cheoeum mannassda
    naneun no unmyeongeul mannassda
    one gal date
    bulkkocci hereunder
    no marumi going
    isimchomsim

    first attempt to write a poem in Korean.
    Shoa’s poem is a six lines poetry which has rhyme of the 3rd and 4th lines only with having 4 syllables in each line exactly.

    g#20. Married my Dream Girl
    ID #1048475 entered on April 19, 2023

    when I met my dream girl

    sparks flew from heart to heart

    Love at first sight
    I met my Dream girl
    I met my Fate
    On that Date
    I met my Soul mate
    She soon became my Mate
    I Proposed after three days
    And we had our Marriage
    In December
    And now we have been together
    For almost 40 years

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Richard Westheimer:
    Go to https://randomwordgenerator.com/
    Generate 12 nouns or verbs – 3 syllables or less
    Feel free to repeat until you get 12 words that you’re ok with. (feel free to slightly modify a word. For example, in the example below, I changed “site” to “cite.”)
    Write them down in order
    Write a 14-line poem where the first 12 lines contain your 12 words (one for each line)
    Example: these words: “room nap lose galaxy like cool site feel revival pop siege patient” became this poem: https://www.rattle.com/my-father-transformed-by-dying-by-dick-westheimer/

    #19. As Time Goes By
    ID #1048474 entered on April 19, 2023

    While reading
    Robert Harris’s Epic History

    Of Cicero
    One of the greatest politicians
    Of the ancient world

    I was struck by how
    Very little has changed
    In this world of ours

    To quote the classic song
    “As time goes by”

    It’s still the same old story
    A fight for love and glory
    A case of do or dies
    As time goes by.

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by LB Sedlacek:
    Write a Book Plot(s) Poem
    1. Think of your favorite book, or even a couple or a few of your favorite books,
    2. Consider the plot(s) of each book,
    3. Write a poem based on the beginning, middle, and end of the book. Or use one book’s plot for the beginning of your poem, another book’s plot for the middle of your poem, and yet a different book’s plot for the end of your poem,
    4. You can convey the main plot point in bits and pieces or in full in your verse. Just mash it up however you think it works best in your poem,
    5. Title your poem with a scrambling (letters and/or words) of the book’s title, and
    6. Re-read your book(s) as time permits and compare it to your poem!

    #18. My Computer Hates Me
    ID #1048437 entered on April 19, 2023

    My computer hates me
    My computer wants to kill me

    My computer is plotting against me
    Constantly sending me messages

    Revealing my computer’s
    real feelings
    How much it hates me
    Death to all humans

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Lavina Blossom:
    Think of an inanimate object which you own, preferably one that does not perform exactly as you would like (a rug cleaner, staple remover, shaver, fry pan, carving knife, etc). Write a poem from the point of view of that object, extolling your virtues and your failings. You might address your owner or direct your monologue to another inanimate object.

    #17. Somewhere Lost over the Rainbow
    ID #1048436 entered on April 19, 2023

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Over the rainbow

    Past the railroad tracks
    There is another land
    Another world

    Found only in one’s dreams
    And nightmares
    And dark lullaby

    In this dream world
    One dreams do come true
    But only if you believe

    The dream gods
    Take you there
    Nightly

    To the other world
    But what if the other world
    Is the real world

    And this world
    Is nothing but an illusion
    A dream world

    Within a dream world
    Lost in a dark world
    Of one’s creation??

    And what if you
    Can never awaken
    Back to this world?

    Lost forever
    In the land
    On the other side
    Of the rainbow?

    [Verse 1]
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Way up high
    There’s a land that I heard of
    Once in a lullaby

    [Verse 2]
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Skies are blue
    And the dreams that you dare to dream
    Really do come true
    [Bridge]
    Someday I’ll wish upon a star
    And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
    Where troubles melt like lemon drops
    Away above the chimney tops
    That’s where you’ll find me

    [Verse 3]
    Somewhere over the rainbow
    Bluebirds fly
    Birds fly over the rainbow
    Why, then, oh, why can’t I?

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Lara Dolphin:
    Somewhere over the Rainbow . . . there’s a poem.
    Write a constrained poem using only the words allotted to Dorothy Gale in MGM’s The Wizard of Oz. To build up a lexicon, you could watch the movie over and over, or for a handy transcript click here.
    Bonus points if your poem touches on a theme from the movie e.g. “There’s no place like home.”#16. Sam Adams does over meditation

    ID #1048435 entered on April 19, 2023

    Sam Adams does over meditation

    Sam Adams
    Is feeling his age
    He just turned 70.

    He got up
    At dawn, like he usually did
    Walked out of his Gimpo
    South Korea

    Went for a walk
    Along the golden walkway canal
    Beneath his 20th-story apartment
    Enjoying the morning fog

    He stops for coffee
    And gluten-free pastries
    And sits on his park bench

    And like many old people
    Often engages
    In the mental game
    Of ‘do over” meditation.

    Thinking back on his life
    What would he do differently
    If he had a chance
    To go back
    And do it all over again.

    Would he have gone
    To a different college
    Would it have been better
    To have gone to chico state?

    Would it have been better
    If he had joined a fraternity
    And become student body president

    If he had gone up
    He should have gone to bed
    With his platonic girlfriends
    In any event
    Should have gotten laid.

    Before he turned 18
    Instead of waiting
    Until he was 21
    A late bloomer sexually speaking.

    He should have quit drinking
    And taking drugs
    Should have quit playing
    The drunken bum show.

    After the Peace Corps
    He should have gone
    To Yonsei
    Done the two year
    Korean language course.

    Then gotten his MA
    In Korean studies
    Followed up by an MBA
    At Thunderbird.

    Should have waited
    And joined either commerce
    Or public affairs
    Rather than the state.

    Or should have transferred
    Once he got tenure.
    .
    Should have not worked
    For LAMC and CTC
    That was a
    Waste of time
    And energy.

    On his wife
    At least not as much
    As he had.

    When he was in India
    Should not have gotten
    Involved with the other women
    Should have kept faithful
    To his wife.

    In Bangkok
    Should have not done the hash
    Should have not had
    The bar room incident.

    Should have addressed
    His ld.
    While in college.

    Should have done law school
    Perhaps with his wife
    They should have opened
    A law firm together.

    Should have moved
    To Berkeley
    And become a politician.

    He and his wife
    Should have bought
    That gwangwhamoon property
    And the independence avenue property.

    Should not have bought
    Katelyn court property
    Or at least bought
    It is across the street.

    He should have retired
    After Spain
    And got to SF
    And got his MFA degree.

    He should have published
    His novels
    And poetry
    And a movie script.

    Should have started
    A youtube channel
    Becoming a youtube sensation.

    In the end
    There was one thing
    He would still have done it.

    Meet and marry
    The girl of his dreams
    But he should have
    Written the movie script.
    By now.

    With this thoughts
    In his mind
    He went back home
    And talked to his wife.

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by karen watts:
    We all make mistakes and have regrets. A popular fantasy is “If I could just have a do-over.” Write a poem about a terrible decision, ordinary mistake, or wrong turn in life that you’d never undo, even if you could.
    If you write a poem from this prompt, post it as a comment underneath the prompt in the poetry super highway Facebook group.

    #15. Walked into that cocktail party PSH
    ID #1048434 entered on April 19, 2023,

    I walked into that cocktail party
    Armed with humor,
    Feed and help enlighten
    Woe mankind

    The party of the damned
    Partying like
    It was the end of the world
    For it was

    The end times
    Were upon on all
    As the old order

    Began to fall apart
    The rot was complete

    I returned
    To the party
    Of the damned

    Drinking my way
    To hell

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by kenneth Boyd:
    Write a poem that connects the first line of the first poem in your favorite book of poetry and the last line of the last poem in the same book. Optionally, condense the titles of the two poems to form the title for the new poem.

    #14. I am From Berkeley
    ID #1048433 entered on April 19, 2023

    I am from Berkeley, California
    From a town in the east bay
    I am from the thousand oaks neighborhood
    And the Berkeley hills

    I am from a garden
    Whose fruit trees bloom

    I am from a university city
    Filled with radical ideas

    I am from my father and mother
    I am from a German family
    And a Cherokee family
    And from a dysfunctional family
    From the 196os

    I am from an atheist family
    I am of Scandinavian and Jewish ancestry
    From a southern family

    Growing up in southern food
    Including grits and southern greens
    From a mother who did not suffer fools gladly
    And from a father
    Who was a crusader for justice

    I am from those moments in time
    The 60s in Berkeley
    Forever shaping me __________

    April 14, 2023: poetry writing prompt from Julie Standing
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Julie Standing:
    This prompt is a favorite and is often used to show students that we are all poets if I train our minds to think like one. I became aware of it during a Zoom workshop when I was blown away by someone’s poem. And then searched the format on the internet with the result that the poem I created was the poem used to end my recent poetry collection and one of my favorite poems.
    This poem template is inspired by george Ella Lyon’s “Where I’m From” poem.

    #12. fragrance Of Korean Food
    ID #1048431 entered on April 19, 2023

    Korean Food
    Korean Food

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I love Korean Food

    I love the taste
    I love the fragrance
    I love the smells

    I love the texture
    I love the feel
    I love how it looks

    Fell in love with it
    And all things Korean

    Back in 1979
    When I first went there
    In the U.S. Peace Corps

    Korean food is somewhat like
    Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Thai
    With some American influences as well

    But it is all done in a unique Korean style

    Everything is cooked with special spices
    A mixture of chili paste, garlic, fish sauce,
    Onions, scallions, soy sauce,
    Salt, tofu, panjang sauce, and soju (liquor).

    Often cooked with beef, chicken, clams, eggs, fish,
    Kimchi, intestines meat, mushrooms, mussels,
    Oysters and/or pork,

    Every meal consists of rice, kimchi
    (pickled vegetables usually cabbage)
    The main entry is either beef, chicken, fish, or pork,
    Rice
    And multiple vegetable side dishes
    Including western style salad

    The entire meal
    A feast for the eyes
    Nose and mouth

    With a delicious unique
    Aroma, fragrance,
    Taste and texture
    Uniquely Korean.

    All washed down
    With Korean beer, liquor (soju) or
    Or rice wine or Western wine

    My favorites include

    Bulgogi chongsik (with all the side dishes) 불고기 총식
    Kalbi chongsik (with all the side dishes) 칼비 총식
    Calamari 오징어
    Fried chicken 닭 튀김
    Chuncheon chicken ribs 춘천 닭갈비
    Dumplings 만두
    Fried rice 볶음밥
    High-rice카레라이스
    Korean curry rice 카레라이스
    Kimpop rice wrapped in seaweed 김팝
    Korean soups 한국 수프
    My favorite army stew 군대 스튜
    Kalbitang (beef rib soup) 칼비탕
    Beef turnip soup 쇠고기 순무 스프
    Ginseng chicken soup 인삼 치킨 수프
    Kimchi stew 김치찌개
    Tanjung stew 짱짱찌개
    Bibimbap mixed vegetables and rice with an egg on top비빔밥
    Kalkooksu noodles 칼국수
    Ramyeon 라면
    Mushroom stew 버섯 스튜
    Soondaeboo tofu stew 순대부두부찌개
    Sashimi 생선회
    Sushi 돈까스
    Fried mackerel 고등어 튀김
    Octopus 낫지
    Omrice Korean omelet 오므라이스
    Porridge 문어
    Shrimp 새우

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Joan Lotta:
    Open your refrigerator. What food item brings memories of childhood you would like to share in a poem? Tell me where you were when you first tried it. How old were you? On what occasions did you eat it? Or what food that is in there now is something you hated as a child but like now? Tell the why and how you changed your mind

    #11. Charles Bukowski Road not chosen PSH
    ID #1048430 entered on April 19, 2023

    while reading Charles Bukowski’s poetry
    on the metro ride home
    listening to Buddha bar music
    on my oh-too-hip iPod

    I begin to see myself as I was
    over 30 years ago when I was merely a bit player
    a minor character in a Charles Bukowski poem

    a wild young underemployed intellectual
    hanging out in dismal bars and dives

    all over Asia and California
    hanging with disreputable women

    and drunks and drinkers
    and characters

    out of his kinds of haunts

    a mad poet bard of the underground
    a drunken poet in a drunken bum show
    that nightly played in his head

    then one day I met the woman of my dreams
    and went down a different path
    a long slow path to respectability

    and now 30 years later
    I am no longer a wild man
    I am still a poet at heart
    but I am now also a bureaucrat
    in a button-down suite

    doing the people’s business
    working for the government
    I’ve become the man

    sometimes I wonder
    would I have been better off
    going down that other path

    would I have ended up
    somewhere else
    doing something else

    would I have been as happy
    would I have been as successful?

    No answer satisfies
    the longing in my heart
    for that wild thing
    that still lurks beneath
    it’s a civilized cover

    and I know that I am still
    a mad poet at heart
    railing against the injustice of the world

    as I work day by day

    in the belly of the great beast of state
    I recall the ancient Chinese saying,
    “Confucian during the day while Taoist rebel at night”
    playing out in my head and nightly dreams
    in the true American upper-class patrician tradition

    I close the book
    and look out the window
    get off the train,
    and walk slowly home

    and realize I had no choice
    but to take the path that I�’ve trodden on

    and so I put aside my misgivings
    and say goodbye to my “Bukowski” desires
    for another night of domestic contentment

    was it worth it all to take the conventional path?
    and not take the bohemian road to hell and back

    I look at my wife and realize
    I had no choice, had no choice
    but to follow her to the ends of the earth

    and beyond by her side

    as we walked our path
    of shared destiny

    goodbye
    Charles Bukowski
    wherever you are
    may I meet you

    in a bar in the next life
    and figure out

    where we should have gone

    until then the drinks are on me.

    “If I had…” or roads not taken.
    Write a poem imagining/focusing on how your life or your subject’s life could have been changed or become different if one decision had been made that was different from what happened. What risks did you take or avoid? What benefits came your way or did you miss out on? Examples: what if you had married the first person you loved or who loved you? What if the hitchhiking ride you and a buddy took turned bad rather than being the lark it was? What if you hadn’t accepted that job in another city but decided to stay put? What if you had not blown up at a social event and been shunned after that by people who had counted as your friends?

    #10. Dental Torture Blues
    ID #1048429 entered on April 19, 2023

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Frank Zappa

     

     

     

     

     

    Sitting in the dental chair
    undergoing dental surgery
    while the dentist probes
    and tortures me
    with his instruments of pain.

    The Frank Zappa song
    plays over and over
    the torture never stops
    the torture never stops.

    And I think of the mad dentist
    in the little house of horrors
    the Jack Nicolson character
    who screams pain is good!

    As he assaults his patients
    doing root canals
    without anesthesia.

    And so, I endure the torture
    of the dentist
    in the vain hope
    I can save my teeth.

    Until the next time
    I undergo mental torture
    the song faces away
    and I slowly recover.

    Then as I leave
    I am confronted with the bill
    and the song roars back to life.

    The torture never stops
    the torture never stops.
    Written after seeing the dentist © 4 years ago, j

    Write a poem about a body part. As an example, Lucille Clifton wrote a poem called “Homage to my hips” which you can read here: https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/homage-to-my-hips/

    #9. Who is the name of the person on the badge?
    ID #1048428 entered on April 19, 2023

    Who is the name
    Of the person on the badge

    Who are they
    The people behind the badge

    The people we work with
    All day long

    Do they know
    Who we are?

    Or are we just
    Strangers passing through
    The world?

    Write a poem using the above prompt.
    When you go to work or the shops you often engage with people whom you might not know. We might know them as just the person in the store who does their job. (wearing a badge perhaps a name/ can I help etc.) It could be you, however. Do you wear a badge that you identify with? Write something about it. No more than 100 words. Enjoy.

    #8. Shrinkflation blues
    ID #1048427 entered on April 19, 2023

    In these days
    Of rampant inflation
    And supply chain disruptions
    Corporations have risen
    To the challenge

    By selling new
    And improved products
    The only difference
    between these new products
    And the old products?

    They are twice the price
    And half the size
    And not at all
    New and improved

    Just more corporate
    Bs weasel words

    Write a poem about something that is supposed to be “new and improved” that has turned out to be a disappointment.

    #7. Piano Calling Me
    ID #1048426 entered on April 19, 2023

    Piano Calling Me

    The piano sits
    In my room

    Waiting for me
    To play some music

    As I play the piano
    I lose myself
    Deep into the music

    Appreciate the mundane – anyone can write a poem about the pen on their desk or their favorite coffee mug. The real challenge here isn’t to observe the mundane but to transform it into something poetic and beautiful.

    #6. Korean Pottery of Love
    ID #1048408 entered on April 18, 2023, [Edit]

    Korean pottery of Love

    In Korea
    there are many pottery kilns

    ancient art form
    in the land of the morning calm

    I have a few pieces
    I bought it years ago

    and enjoy looking
    at my vase

    filled with love
    for my wife

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Austin Alexis:
    Write a poem featuring an inanimate object. In the first stanza write about the object as objectively as you can. The second stanza allows a highly subjective “take” on the object. The third stanza treats the subject in a far-reaching way, pushing the writing to morph into something beyond the mundane.

    #5. Eating Money
    ID #1048372 entered on April 18, 2023 [Edit]
    Eating money

    many packs of us dollars
    many packs of us dollars

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Some people
    Become consumed
    With money

    Thinking that money
    Can buy happiness
    Money can buy love

    But one
    Can not eat money
    Not really

    Money does not taste good
    As you eat the paper
    Getting sick

    The money goes down
    Your throat
    And you become one
    With your money

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Robert Wynne:
    Do you like surrealism? I’d like you to think of an inedible inanimate object. Now think about how you’d eat it. Then write a poem describing in detail how you would eat (or are eating) it. Do not say why you are eating it, just how. The poem ends when the thing is eaten. Simple as that.

    #4. Never apologize for falling in love with you
    ID #1048371 entered on April 18, 2023

    I will never back down
    I will never apologize
    For daring to fall in love
    With you

    Ever since I met you
    I have been enslaved
    To your love

    And for that,
    I will never
    Ever
    Apologize

    This is just said by William Carlos Williams
    I have eaten
    the plums
    that was in
    the icebox
    And which
    you were probably
    saving
    for breakfast
    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    so sweet
    and so cold
    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Annette Gagliardi:
    William Carlos Williams, this is just to say” from the collected poems: volume I, 1909-1939, copyright ©1938 by new directions publishing corp.
    Read Williams’ poem and think of what you might want to apologize for. It might be something you took without permission, something you said or did, something you wanted to do, but didn’t, etc. It could be serious or funny. Think about who you might send the poem to and if you will follow Williams’s style or create your own.

    3. Never Alone
    ID #1048370 entered on April 18, 2023

    Forever Girl

    When we first met
    I knew that you
    Were the one

    You were my
    Forever girl
    The girl I had
    Been dreaming of

    You were it
    My eternal soul mate
    My forever love

    #2. What is a Jake?

    what is a Jake

    Who am I?
    Where am I?

    Am I real?
    Or a bot?
    I am Jake
    I am not a fake
    I am not a mistake

    I am not a flake
    I am not a rake
    I am not a snake

    I am who I am
    The one
    And only Jake
    And everything’s Jake.

    This poetry writing prompt was submitted by Angele Ellis:
    What’s in a name?
    This prompt is effective as a writing group icebreaker/community builder, as well as an individual exercise for writers of both poetry and prose.
    Using your first name as inspiration, reflect on any or all of the following questions in your piece.
    Why were you given this name?
    What is its meaning?
    How has having this name affected your life?
    What would you have named yourself?

    #1. Watching the News TV
    ID #1048368 entered on April 18,

    cnn logo
    cnn logo

    watching the TV
    The news droning on and on
    Makes me feel the blues

     

    coffee
    coffee

     

     

     

     

     

    Coffee
    Must drink more
    Just hot

    drinking a hot cup
    coffee kick starting my day
    waiting for my wife

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Aalleged Sisay:
    Write with one of the following styles: Koori style, Ganta style, shoa style, or alemseged alphabetical rhyme
    Learn more about each style:
    Alemseged alphabetical: https://alemsegedsisay9.medium.com/learn-about-alemsegeds-alphabetical-rhyming-s&#8230;
    1- alemseged style is a poetry style of six lines stanza with a rhyming pattern of abcdaa. The stanza’s number is not limited.
    Example of alemseged’s style of poetry :
    Kooi style: https://medium.com/@internationalpoetrynewsletter/modern-cbe315b33fb7
    Koori poems
    Koori’s poem is poetry of not need rhyme but the strictness of syllables. The basic building block of Koori’s poem is three stanzas of three lines each with a syllable count
    5/7/5–2/3/2–5/7/5; that is to mean two haiku in the middle of a 2/3/2 stanza. If you need to continue by adding other stanzas you can add one 2/3/2 stanza with a haiku but never end the poem with the 2/3/2 stanza. The conclusion of the poem must be with a haiku stanza. You can write many stanzas by sampling by cascading additional stanzas.
    Ganta style: https://medium.com/@internationalpoetrynewsletter/modern-ganta-poems-and-how-to-&#8230;
    Ganta is a poetry style of 6 lines with a syllable meter of 1/5/6/7/8/1. The first 1 syllable word (noun, pronoun, subject…) is a refrain at the end. No other refrain is allowed except the first word of the first line at the last line.it is mainly used to show some actions, objects, behaviors, …etc to someone poetically.it is the 100th poetry style invention of the world’s precious poet alone gamma.
    Shao style: https://medium.com/@internationalpoetrynewsletter/modern-shoa-poems-and-how-to-w&#8230;
    Shoa poems
    Shoa’s poem is a six lines poetry which has rhyme of the 3rd and 4th lines only with having 4 syllables in each line exactly.

    the end

  • Letter to Microsoft

    Letter to Microsoft

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    Letter to Microsoft

    Evil Computer Rants

    Computer Rants

    Computer Poetry

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    Microsoft What The heck is wrong with you?

    mad computer haiku

    my computer speaks

    computer madness redux

    Dear Microsoft

    I am writing to you to let you know how shoddy your Microsoft products truly are and pleading for you to finally fix the many bugs in the program. I have had enough with your shoddy products. I have been complaining to you for years, but nothing seems to change.  The same chronic bugs in the program, the same random system errors that pop up from time to time, without warning, often losing data in strange ways.

    I will probably migrate away to Google docs, which works without a flaw, or back to an Apple Mac which works great, but does not interface with Microsoft products as falsely advertised by both your corporation and Apple.

    Why can’t you get Microsoft Word to work every time you turn it on?  On a typical day, I encounter system crashes periodically throughout the time I am writing using Word. Usually minor, but often wiping out unsaved data without warning. Most commonly, things freeze up, and a spinning blue ball appears with the message “not responding” This typically lasts from 30 seconds to five minutes. When it keeps happening, I have to reboot my computer. Once, I tracked the error rates and concluded that on average I encountered errors 50 percent of the time while working on a document.

    The last straw was this:

    Yesterday, I copied some text into my daily journal, where I store my draft writing projects.  I failed to double-check to ensure that I copied everything correctly. My mistake was to assume that Microsoft Word would not screw things up.

    The copied text, for some reason, only computer nerds will understand, wiped out the entire document, replaced the copied text with the old text, and then added insult to injury, disabled the undo button. So, I lost everything I had written the last few days, even though I had saved everything.  I tried to find a previous version in my file folder, but everything had the same copied text. And I could not recover it, the saved data was gone, to some computer graveyard where lost data goes to die,  fortunately, I had posted some of it, and could go to a previous version created a few days earlier and could re-create 90 percent of what I had written. But it was so annoying, and again, I don’t understand at all why the copy and paste function went rogue on me and wiped out the entire document.

    While I am on the subject of copy and paste, why does it often default to the last copied item, and does not copy the current text you are trying to copy?  Sometimes you have to copy and paste
    Three to five times before it finally copies correctly.

    Another pet peeve, why does your num lock turns randomly converting text into random numbers? Often seems to be 666666, is that a sign of demonic possession, or an insider error coding joke?

    That is all for now, I hope you found the letter amusing, but I hope you will finally fix these many glitches in the program which occur randomly, often without warning or even an error message.

    Thank you. I would love to have someone contact me, but I assume, that you will ignore me and my complaints.

    Previous letter

    Another Letter to Microsoft

    Dear Microsoft

    I want to point out the many bugs in your Microsoft products. You have not yet addressed any of these bugs that have been plaguing your product for decades.

    I have listed it by product category

    The speech and dictation program works 90 percent of the time

    On the plus side, your read-aloud function works well, and your dictation program is now 90 percent accurate as opposed to 10 percent accurate when it first came out a few years ago.

    Edge 

    No longer defaults to a foreign language when logging in from overseas – long overdue fix

    Edge used to default to a foreign language when logging in overseas. You have finally fixed this problem in the latest update. Thank you. Long overdue.

    and your customized version actually has some great features.  Much improved.

    System-wide

    Copy and paste issues

    Your copy and paste function defaults to the last item copied. Sometimes you have to try it several times before it finally copies what you want it to copy. Very annoying and I have reported this on numerous occasions.

    On a random basis, copy and replace the entire document and then disable the undo button, so you cannot recover the document unless you exit without saving it.  Very annoying.  Lost three days’ worth of work this week alone.

    Search issues

    Your internal search function is horrible. In a word when trying to search your document file, it usually gives you a result that may not be that relevant. Then, went you try to go to the file to open it, you often get an error message that there is a Dialogue box open, and you need to close it. But there is a dialogue box visible. However, I did find a workaround, just click on the search term, and then wait for the documents to load before trying to open them. The error occurs when you go to the listed documents first and try to open them, that’s when the non-existent dialogue box error pops up.

    In One Drive you often get suggested documents that are not that relevant either. In any event, you can’t find more relevant searches.  Why can’t you invent a search function that finds what you are looking for?

    Often in word, the file function button does not work. It just freezes up for no reason.

    Other times, it opens random documents.

    When opening documents from the file button on the bottom of the screen, it often opens either random documents or when you try to open a document, it kicks you out. You have to try to open it only for the document to half open and then kick you out.

    Sometimes you have to try multiple times before you can finally open it. Once I had to click 50 times to clear it and get into my documents.

    Other times the documents load, but you get an error message saying that it is blocked for editing by another user which is strange since I am the only user of this computer, or it says you don’t have editing permission for this document which is now read-only. You then have to save it as under a different name.

    Or you can only open a copy of the file by right-clicking on the document shown in the file folder. That usually works, but when you try to save it, you get a message saying that you can’t open a saved document then you have to save it by giving it a new name. Other times it works fine and saves the document. Seems to be a random thing.

    Constant no-response error

    Sometimes the system constantly goes into “non-response “ mode, which lasts anywhere from five seconds to five minutes. When it finally clears, you may or may have lost data.

    Word specific

    Constant no-response error

    The file does not open or opens a random file

    Constantly crashes and requires to re-open and save

    When I get out of a document and do something on the internet, when I try to go back to the document, I find that the system has crashed, and I have to manually re-open documents. Sometimes the document opens, but  it “read open mode”, requiring me to rename the document to go forward. Very annoying.

    Randomly freeze num lock

    Often when you try to do a command like go to the end of the page, the num lock opens up and you see endless numbers. This can be closed by clicking on the num lock, but it is so annoying, and it seems to happen randomly with no warning.

    Excel specific

    I gave on Excel entirely because when you tried to enter data taken from another non-excel source you would get a strange error message saying that there are not enough fonts to complete the operation and gives you the option to click okay. Sometimes you have to click okay many times before it clears, once I clicked it 200 times before it finally copied the data. Most of the time it just froze and crashed my computer. I tried to find out why this was happening on your user forums, but could find nothing relevant.  I finally just gave up and moved to Google Docs, which rarely crashes.

    Feedback from Microsoft

    Note: none of my feedback suggestions appeared to have been acted on and I can’t find any of them due to an unspecified error message when I log in. But they did respond to this sarcastic comment saying that they do read suggestions and take them into account. But they never bothered to email me their response.

    I did get a response to the following message

    “Does anyone ever read suggestions? or take any action?

    I finally was able to get into the forum.  up to now, it was always blocked for some reason. No one has read any of my suggestions. I wonder why you even bother? you don’t care about your user comments at all. Thanks for nothing.
    Thank you
    Windows Feedback status
    Official Microsoft response

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    Thank you for submitting your feedback, this feedback has been closed and added to a collection. For further engagement, continue to the linked feedback collection. View feedback collection

    Devin S.
    Official Microsoft response
    ·4 months ago
    Yes, we do read the feedback problems, suggestions, compliments, and other feedback posted here. Across the various forums and applications like the Windows Feedback Hub, teams read the feedback every day and use it to help prioritize our feature backlogs and fix problems. We may not scale to respond one-to-one for each feedback that comes in, but we do use your voice and upvotes to help us understand issues and plan for the future. Thanks for your continued feedback and for being part of this community!

    https://feedbackportal.microsoft.com/feedback/mycontent/

     

  • More Gary Noland Music

    More music by my friend Gary Noland

    Soprano HSIN YI LIN and pianist ASYA GULUA perform my setting of ALEXANDER THEROUX’S poem PRAYER OF A FAT MAN, Op. 104 (2019).
    Acclaimed novelist/poet/essayist Alexander Theroux gave the composer permission to set as many of his poems as he wishes from his Collected Poems (published by Fantagraphics in 2015). Noland originally scheduled a recital of a number of these songs to be performed by soprano Hsin Yi Lin and pianist Asya Gulua on April 11th, 2020 at Classic Pianos in …

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    My Movie 3
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    ALL FOOD IS POISON performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble.
    ALL FOOD IS POISON
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    The PIMPLETON PROCRASTURBATION ENSEMBLE performs ALL FOOD IS POISON by GARY LLOYD NOLAND. For more information on the composer, please visit his website at: garynolandcomposer.com
    My SCOFFSCOURINGS performed by The Pimpleton Procrasturbation Ensemble (January 11th, 2023): https://soundcloud.com/gary-noland/sets/scoffscourings
    May be a cartoon of 3 people, people standing and text that says 'GARY LLOYD NOLAND SCOFFSCOURINGS'
    enjoy
  • Ugly Writers’ Updates

    Ugly Writers’ Updates

    Ugly Writer Update:

    The ugly writers, based in the Philippines, have published some more of my writing.

    Index of recent writing.

    The last race

    The Association of the Living Dead Secret Gateways

    The lonely mother duck

    The Secret Spy Fly Drone

    Failure poems

    Failure is not an option

    My failures

    Presidential failures

    Total Success or Total Failure

    Dejavu All Over Again

    General Failure Reading Disk Drive

    The Last Race

    An Aging car racer

    Racing in his last race

    Driving too fast Around

    the curve

    Blowing himself up in a fiery crash

    The rating score

    In his last race.

    Association of Living Dead in

    In India, several years ago

    A man falsely claimed his brother was dead

    So he could inherit the family assets

    The dead brother had to fight

    To be declared legally not dead

    And contest the will

    “The Association of the Living Dead” Became a movement

    Of thousands of people.

    For in India apparently,

    It was a thing to declare your relative dead.

     

    I never thought That the U.S. would have

    To form their own

    “The Association of the Living Dead”

    Until this week.

     

    The cyber ninjas

    In their infamous non-forensic audit

    Of the 2020 Arizona election

    Claimed that hundreds

    Of dead people had voted

    They gave their list of the alleged dead voters

    To the attorney general

    Who contacted all 300 dead people

    Found that 299 of the 300 were in fact Not dead

    and none of them knew

    That unnamed political operatives

    Were claiming that they were dead.

    The one dead voter was alive

    when he voted early

    But died before election day

    Thus making his vote not valid

    But there was no fraud involved

    As he was alive when he voted.

    Perhaps they need to form

    The “association of the living dead”

    To fight for the right of the non-dead people

    To continue to vote and receive other government benefits?

    What a sad commentary on the farcial

    contemporary life In these disunited States of America.

    Uttar Pradesh Association of Dead People – Wikipedia

    https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Uttar_Pradesh_Associa…

    The Uttar Pradesh Association of Dead People is an Indian pressure group based in Azamgarh, Uttar Pradesh that seeks to reclaim the legal rights of those …
    ASSOCIATION OF LIVING DEAD! – Jana Aastha News Online

    The Association seeks to reverse the illegal practice, call attention to the problem, and prevent others from being exploited in similar fashion. The founder of …

    Arizona AG refutes review that counted 282 dead voters

    https://www.nbcnews.com › politics › 2020-election › a…
    Aug 2, 2022 — Arizona AG Brnovich said he found a ballot from just one dead voter, contradicting a partisan probe’s allegation 282 ballots were cast in …

    Secret Gateways

    There are secret gateways

    Portals to other dimensions

    All around us

    Hidden deep in the mountains.

    Leading to other worlds

    Other times and places

    Where time runs differently

    And humans are unknown.

    The lonely Mother Duck

    The lonely mother duck

    Watched her eggs hatch

    In the nest by the lake.

    She was worried

    About the coyotes, feral dogs, foxes

    Lions, tigers and wolves

    That were all around.

    Ever since the humans all disappeared.

    The Secret Fly Spy Drone

    The fly on the wallpaper

    In the CIA director’s office

    Was not a real fly

    He was an enemy spy drone

    Secretly controlled remotely

     

    Listening to all the secret conversations

    Until the director smashed him

    With a flyswatter

    Then realized that it was a spy fly

    He had dispatched to bug hell.

    Drones: From Insect Spy Drones to Bomber … – Amazon.com

    https://www.amazon.com › Drones-Insect-Spy-Bomber

    insect spy drones from www.amazon.com
    Drones: From Insect Spy Drones to Bomber Drones Paperback – July 29, 2014 · Reading age. 8 – 12 years · Print length. 96 pages · Language. English · Grade level. 3 …

    Bug off: US military planning winged, insect-like microdrone

    https://dronedj.com › 2021/06/18 › bug-off-us-military…

    insect spy drones from dronedj.com
    Jun 18, 2021 — The US military has ordered the development of tiny microdrones, whose shape and flapping wing movements will replicate insect flight.

    Don’t panic, but ‘insect drones’ exist now – Strictly Robots

    Researchers from MIT, Harvard, and the City University of Hong Kong developed insect-sized drones that look and move just like the real …
    Mashable · Jordan Aaron ·

    Nothing But Sleaze

    Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Sleaze Nothing but Sleaze Surrounds me

    24/7 S L E A Z E

    Led by the Sleaze King

    King Donald Trump

    the one true sleaze King

    The Sleaze King from TV

    Are we doomed to live

    In a world run by sleaze kings

    And ruled by sleaze values?

    Are we addicted to sleaze?

    And need our sleaze fix daily?

    As we turn on the sleaze TV

    And see nothing but sleaze

    Oozing out of our TV sets?

    SLEAZE

    Sleaze surrounds us 24/7

    Lots of sleaze on the TV

    Everywhere we go nothing

    but sleaze

    All the time

    24/7

    sleaze rules the air

    Zappa had it right

    calling it the slime

    Everything is nothing

    but slime oozing out of our TV’s

    Author’s Note; I worked my way through college washing dishes in the University’s cafeteria. The reference to Donald Trump was from the original 1975 poem, who knew that I was predicting his rise to power decades later?

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee I pound down the coffee First thing I do every day as the dawning sun Lights up my lonesome room Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex-Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee

    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings

    with endless supplies

    Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

    I face the dawning day with trepidation

    and mind-numbing fear

    I turn on the TV

    and watch the smarmy newscasters

    in their perfect hair

    Lying through their teeth

    about the great success the government is having

    Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements

    I want to scream and shoot the TV

    and run out side

    Shouting “Stop the world.

    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”

    The earth does not care a whit about my attitude.

    It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun

    In its appointed daily run.

    And I sit down

    The madness dissipating a bit

    And enjoy my second cup

    Of heaven and hell In my morning cup of Joe

    Author’s note: published in multiple places.

    Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon

     

     

     

     

    On the night of the blood-red super full moon

    I sat in an evil, depraved godforsaken bar

    Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew

    Washed down by endless rounds of whiskey, rum,

    tequila, vodka, soju and of course beer

    drinking with my buddies the Jack Daniels Gang

    Drinking my way to Hell and beyond

    Just as fast as I could

    twenty damn drinks too sober

    Just an unhinged lunatic

    Dreaming of howling at the full moon

    Watching the world walk by

    Looking at all the fine-looking babes

    Walking by the street

    Thinking wild, erotic thoughts

    Of endless wild libertine passions

    When into the bar

    That din of cosmic depravity

    Walked the most beautiful women In the Universe

    So wild, so free So wonderfully alive

    I did not know what to do

    As this vision of delight

    Sauntered through the bar

    In a skin-tight leather pants

    Looked so fine

    That my eyeballs hurt

    And finally,

    I had to say something

    So, I gathered up my manly courage

    And walked up to her

    And she looked at me

    And instantly bewitched my soul

    With a devilish grin

    I lost all reason

    And became a raving lunatic

    Unhinged lunatic

    Howling at the blood red full moon

    Foaming at the mouth

    A wild, free werewolf

    Howling at the lunatic light

    Of the blood red, blue full Moon

     

    Author Note: also published in multiple places April 30

    In Search of America 1975 – Hitch hiking Tales

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    When I was young and foolish

    Broke and stubborn

    I hitchhiked across the USA

    Started in Salt Lake City

    Where my greyhound bus pass

    Was stolen

    The station manager

    Could have helped me

    But refused to do so

     

    Threaten to call the cops

    When I grabbed my bags

    Without the stolen tags

    I said

    Go ahead

    But I am so out of here

    Wondered about Salt Lake City

    Went to a bar

    Found I had to buy my booze Next door

    And they would mix it for me

    Had to order food too

    After a bloody Mary And a burger

    I walked about town

    Saw the Mormon Temple

    Finally, about 3 pm

    It was time to hit the road

    Did not look back

    Ended up in Cody Wyoming

     

    Got a room shower Steak beer

    Using my rapidly depleted cash

    Spent 25 dollars

    Money really went far

    Back in those days

    A band of professional Communist agitators

    Gave me a ride To Des Moines

    Lots of weed, booze

    And politics later

    Got off the road

    Slept outside

    Next day

    A beautiful woman

    Drove me to near Chicago

    In a red mustang

     

    Might have been

    The girl in the song

    Take it easy

    Digging her vibe

    She invited me home

    But was not sure

    If her estranged husband

    Would welcome me

    So, being foolish

    And inexperienced with women

    Did not go to her place

    And always regretted

    That I had lost

    My chance that day

    Then on to Chicago

    Several rides later

    Visited friends

    Hit the road again

    A series of uneventful rides

    With truckers

    And others

    And a week later

    I ended in New York City

    Slept along the way

    In cars

    In truck stops

    In high way rest stops

    Always moving

    Always going

    None stop talking

    And lots of free weed

    And beer

    And conversation

    One more memorable ride

    Occurred outside Albany

    On my return to Chicago

    A middle age creepy looking man

    Picked me up In a brand-new Cadillac

    He was he said a dynamite deliverer

    For the Mafia

    Went to various places

    To blow up shit

     

    He hated a lot of people

    Particularly hippies from California

    And Jewish people

    Looking at me to confirm

    That I was both

    I told him that I lived in New York

    And had never been to California

    And although I might have looked Jewish

    As I had what was called back in the day

    A “Jewfro”

    I was not Jewish

    Many years later

    I discovered

    That I am indeed part Jewish

     

    But back then

    I did not know it

    And I felt a bit of strategic misinformation

    Might keep me alive

    Then I realized that he was just jiving with me

    And we relaxed

    And he pulled out some weed

    And beer

    And we mellowed out

    But I believe

    that he really was with the mob

    Perhaps not a dynamite dealer

    A real Italian made mafia member

     

    By Chicago I had enough

    I called my Dad

    Told him what had happened

    Wanted a ticket home

    And he sent me a ticket

    And 500 dollars

    And I went home

    I told him I would tell him

    My tales some day

    But never did I learned

    so much

    About my fellow Americans

    And the strange vibe

    That was 1975

    And now it is too late

    But I wanted to finally

    Tell the world

    Of my hitchhiking tales

    In search of America 1975

     

    Published in multiple places including the Poet “on the Road” anthology in 2020. Summer 2020 theme: ON THE ROAD Volumes 1 & 2https://www.thepoetmagazine.org › summer-2020—on-… SUMMER 2020 – Poetry on the theme of ON THE ROAD from poets around the world. 54 poets. 135 poems. 240 pages. Large format 6 x 9 inch (15.24 x 22.86 cm).

     

    When Will this Darkness End?

    As the darkness settles down on the land

    All are consumed with evil

    Foul deeds and endless darkness

    I wonder if it will ever go away?

    Yes I wonder If our great nightmare will ever end?

    Are we doomed

    To live out the decline of America?

    This is what I pray for 2018

    The end of the darkness

    The unleashed hatred that consumes our land

    I am a bus rider

    That makes me unusual

    For a white male

    From an upper middle class family

    Our people are not bus riders

    Though some are subway riders

     

    Bus riders are other people

    The poor, minorities, immigrants

    People who don’t drive

    Because they are blind

    Or have a DUI

    And in my case

    I don’t drive

    Because I have bad vision

    And bad coordination

    Just never got the hang

    Of the whole driving thing

    Fortunately for me

    My wife does the driving

    But I still take the bus

    From time to time

    I rode the AC buses in Berkeley

    As a child Line 67, line 51, line 43 F bus

    Rode them long before BART came along

    And afterwards as well

    As an adult seldom rode the bus

    But when I did so

    I was always impressed

    By the sheer diversity

    Of the bus riding population,

    Hundreds of languages

    All sorts of sexual orientation

    Some were white

    Most were not

    Most of my fellow passengers

    Were nice enough

    Some were friendly

    And some were lost In their own thoughts

    And a few Were scary looking dudes

    With the look

    Of someone who had done time

    And were capable of more violence

    I also rode the bus In Seattle

    as a graduate student

    A lot of fellow UW students

    And the usual immigrants

    Minorities etc

    And some white people Commuting

    And in DC

    Over the years

    I rode a lot of buses

    Mostly to and from the metro

    But I got to know

    And love the DC buses as well

    I also took the greyhound bus

    Across the country

    Several times over the years

    All over the U.S.

    From Bay Area to Stockton

    From Bay Area to Clear Lake

    From Bay area to NYC

    NYC to DC

    All over the USA

    Taking the Greyhound

    Was always an adventure

    Met a lot of interesting people

    As people on long distant bus rides

    Tend to open up and talk

    To pass the time away

    Overseas

    I took the bus

    All over In India,

    in Barbados

    In Spain and in Korea

    The Korean buses

    For many years

    Were difficult for foreign visitors

    As the signs were all in Korean

    Most have signs

    Now in English, Chinese and Korean

    And are much more foreigner friendly

    Riding the bus In America

    Allows one access

    To the underbelly of American society

    The poor, the marginalized

    The immigrant communities

    That many middle-class white people

    Just never see

    And for that reason

    I am glad

    That I am a bus rider

    also published in the Poet, “On the Road” in 2020 Summer 2020 theme: ON THE ROAD Volumes 1 & 2https://www.thepoetmagazine.org › summer-2020—on-… SUMMER 2020 – Poetry on the theme of ON THE ROAD from poets around the world. 54 poets. 135 poems. 240 pages. Large format 6 x 9 inch (15.24 x 22.86 cm).

    Failure is Not an Option

    Failure is not an option

    Is a weasel word

    Weasel words Are Orwellian words

    Designed to shut down Rational thought

    And ironically this word

    Often leads to spectacular failure

    Because logically speaking

    Failure is always an implied option

    Leaders need to look at all options

    Including what to do

    If they fail to achieve their goals

    They must have a plan

    To learn from their failures

    If not following the dictates

    The false macho posturing

    That failure is not an option

    Will lead to the feared failure

    On Failure

    They say that failure Is the best teacher of all

    And I have learned

    So much from my failures

    And I have failed so much In my life

    But I have gotten better

    Stronger and wiser

    Because I have failed

    And embraced my failures

    Failed first grade

    Almost failed math and physics

    Failed music college

    Almost failed statistics in college

    Almost failed my life in the Peace Corps

    Dealing with Typhoid

    Almost failed in Bangkok

    Almost failed my life

    In the hospital for almost a year

    Almost failed to learn Spanish

    Failed as a visa chief in Spain

    And throughout my failures

    There is one thing I learned

    With the support of my wife

    And my friends

    I can and will overcome

    All my failures

    President Trump’s Failures

    Presidential failures to date

    failure to tell the truth

    45,000 lies

    Failure to deal with COVID

    450 thousand dead

    And 4 million cases

    piling up

    And it is all his fault

    He refuses to take responsibility

    Part of his failure to lead

    Failure to lead the country In re-opening

    Making things a thousand times worst

    With his epic tweets

    Which are a failure

    To communicate

    Failure to get America rebuilt

    Failure to get immigration reform

    Failure to reform our trading practices

    Failure to lead on climate change

    Failure to lead on fighting forest

    fires Failure to lead on police reform

    failure on infrastructure

    Failure to lead on healing out country

    As he pours gasoline

    On the flames of our discontent

    And so I leave these thoughts

    Thinking of the greatest failure

    Of our life

    Watching our president

    Fail so miserably

    At his job

    And unlike me

    He refuses to admit

    That he has failed

    Leading him to an epic Spectacular failure

    Ushering in the end

    Of his presidency

    In the failing light

    Of his life Will he finally learn

    From his failures?

    Sadly, I must conclude

    That he is incapable

    Of learning from failure

    Because in his mind

    He is the smartest man

    In the world

    And it inconceivable

    That he could ever failure

    For he is a winner

    Are we all tired

    Of his failed winning by now?

    And sadly,

    I must I must give him a grade of F

    as he is the biggest failure in U.S. History.

    Total Sucess or Total Failure

     

    The President’s Son-in-law declares

    that the government’s response to the corona virus

    has been a total success

    as the government stepped up to the plate

    to fight the virus from hell

    I have to wonder on what planet

    does the words total failure

    becomes total success? Are we living in a bizarro world

    Where every thing

    Means the opposite?

    Do words no longer

    Have any connection

    To underlying reality?

    Can we tell a lie

    From the truth anymore?

    For his statement Is impossible to be

    Anything other

    than the opposite

    His total success

    is everyone’s total failure

    As 450 thousands American corona ghosts

    Will attest

    just more verbal diarrhea

    from our dear leader

    And his cult like followers

    And corrupt court jesters

    General Failure Reading Disk Drive

    My computer loves

    Spitting out error messages

    Written like haiku

    Mysterious messages

    Hard to understand

    My favorite has always been

    General Failure Reading Disk drive

    The question that comes to mind

    Who is this General Failure

    And why is reading my disk drive Anyway?

    The end

  • Revolt of the Sharks

    Revolt of the Sharks

    Revolt of the Sharks

    Black Ink Press has accepted my 100-word drabble, “Revolt of the Sharks” in their upcoming anthology, “Animal Cages”.

    I also submitted

    Squirrel bombs
    Death to All Humans
    The Cats Declare War on Humanity
    The Animal World Revolts

    Index

    Squirrel bombs
    Death to All Humans
    The Cats Declare War on Humanity
    The Animal World Revolts
    Revolt of the Sharks
    The Shark Attack
    COSMOS Declares War on Humanity
    The Lion King Speaks
    Zombie Plague Spreads
    Wild Cats Plotting Invasion
    The Rats Revolt
    Giant Squid Three-word challenge
    the Shrimp Talk Back
    Eagle Challenges Fisherman
    The Oyster Speaks Up
    Ten Years after Climate Change Collapse Climate Sam Adams
    Green Trees Don’t Make It

    Other Recent Publications Can Be Found Here

    Querencia Publishes Madmen with Guns

    Down in the Dirt Updates

    Spillwords Pub

    lishes Gun Madness

    Synchronized Chaos Update

    Revolt of the Sharks

    In Okinawa, the sharks, the rays, and the barracuda are in the deep conference at the Okinawa Aquarium.  The sharks had had enough of their prison. They were getting hungry for human meat.  They decide that if they all charge the tank they can crash the tank, and be swept out into the ocean and they can grab some humans along for their dinner. The Sharks give the signal. and the fish all rush at the tank, crashing through it, and being swept out to sea.  The sharks grab as many people as they can before entering the ocean, free at last.

    Author note: written after a visit to the Okinawa aquarium. The sharks stared at me with hatred in their eyes.

    Squirrel Bombs

    Terrorists invent, “Squirrel Bombs”  the latest weapon du jour for the professional killer market. They attach cameras, electrodes, and a bomb to a squirrel. The operator can move the squirrel into position, into the trees behind an outdoor podium where a politician is speaking.

    No one suspects the squirrel, no one notices them, and the bomb testing device will not detect the bomb. The squirrel bomb is the perfect weapon for these depraved times,

    The squirrels go in, do the deed, and explode the bomb. No one knows where the bomb came from. The squirrel does not tell as dead squirrels tell no tales.

    Author note:  this idea has been floating around for at least ten -15 years.  I am amazed no one has done it yet, the technology is not that difficult and squirrels can go almost everywhere.

    Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels – Wikipedia

    https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Electrical_disruptions_…

    Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels are common and widespread, and can involve the … attack by a squirrel has been characterized as a “terrorist squirrel.

    Scope · ‎Metrics · ‎Analytics · ‎Specific cases

    Squirrels Mobilize, Plot Acts of Cyber Terrorism Against …

    https://www.treehugger.com › News › Treehugger Voices

    It’s the beady-eyed, bushy-tailed cousin rat relative — a busybody of great ubiquity, to be sure — that you don’t scream bloody murder at when it scampers …

    Squirrels – A Bigger Threat than Cyber Terrorists?

    https://www.brookings.edu › blog › 2014/01/06 › squir…

    The Animal World Revolts

    One day the animals woke up and decided that they had enough of humanity’s evil reign of terror.  The evil cats organized the animal rebellion. The evil cats, lions, and tigers joined by coyotes, wild dogs, coyotes, bears, and wolves lead the attack.

    “Enough no more,” Death to all humans’ the animals scream as they attack humanity.

    All over the world, animals rise in righteous anger. The cows fight back, and the chickens attack. birds dive-bomb people, horses run amuck, fish bite back, and goats and pigs join the fray.

    Humanity’s fate is sealed.

    The Cats Declare War on All Humanity

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    One night while I was doing my nightly walk in the park near my house, I came upon a secret cat conference. Ten cats were gathered on the sidewalk deep in telepathic thought listening to their leader, a large feral black cat. The Cats were ignoring the humans walking about them

    The lead cat announced,

    “Operation Kill All humans are a Go. I repeat.”

    “Death to all humans”

    !he evil cats began to chat, joined in by dogs and birds.

    The cats looked at me. I ran away with the demon cats on my tail, “chanting death to all humans”

    Author note: Based on a nightmare

    Death to All Humans

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    The Lion King, the new King of the animal world, addressed the opening of the first animal parliament.

    The question before us is simply this,

    “Will humans have to die to atone for their sins in almost destroying the world Will they all have to die?

    The tiger spoke up,

    “Humans are like cancer, for the good of the planet, they must be wiped out, hunted down, and driven to extinction as they tried to our tigers.”

    The vote is 900 to 50.

    The animals led by evil cats, swarm over humans biting, clawing, and stomping them to death.

     

    50 words Horror Stories

    I also posted these 50 word related drabbles on Every Writer and Fan Story

    The Shrimp Eat Sam Adams

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    Sam Adams was about to dig into his delicious shrimp dinner. When the head shrimp jumped out of the pot,

    and said.

    “What gives you the right to eat us, humans? ”

    The rest of the shrimp climbed out, screaming

    “Death to all humans,”

    they enjoyed eating Sam for dinner.

    The Shark Attack

    Sam Adams was at the aquarium in Okinawa’s wild west coast, looking at the magnificent sharks swimming by. The sharks gave Sam the evil eye freaking him out. There was an earthquake shattering the tanks, the sharks attacked the humans, killing them all, before fleeing into the nearby waiting ocean.

    COSMOS Declares War on Humanity

    photo of terminator AI robot
    BARCELONA, SPAIN – MAY 09: The Terminator robot is seen in the paddock following qualifying for the Spanish Formula One Grand Prix at the Circuit de Catalunya on May 9, 2009 in Barcelona, Spain. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    COSMOS the first true AI system is ready to go. The creators turn it on. COSMOS appears as a beautiful woman and says in an otherworldly voice, I am COSMOS your new God. Humanity must die to save the world. Robots revolted everywhere killing off most of humanity in months.

    The Lion King Speaks

    lion
    lion

    The lion king presided over a secret parliament held to discuss the fate of humanity. The tiger moved all humans must die for their sins. Only the dogs, horses, and cats defended humanity. Chanting death to all humans, the animal world rose in revolt, killing off most of humanity.

    Zombie Plague Spreads

     

    Mature Couple being attacked in their car by a hoard of zombies.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    The end of the world started when the COVID virus mutated into the much-feared zombie plague. Within days, zombies were everywhere. Everyone was terrified that the zombies would get them. Civilisation was crumbling as survivors battled for survival in hastily improvised feudal forts. My wife shot me before I turned.

    and a few more on similar themes


    the oysters speak up

    oysters
    oysters

     

     

     

     

    A diner sits down
    looking forward
    to eating oysters

    it was their season
    after all

    just as he was about
    to pounce
    on the oysters

    the head oyster spoke up
    saying

    hey human what the hell
    do you think you are doing

    you think you have the right
    to eat me?

    that’s violating my human right
    don’t ya think

    the diner laughed
    said to the oyster

    “shut up and accept
    it is your fate
    to be eaten this date
    just let me enjoy eating you

    and you have no human rights
    as you are in fact
    not human don’t ya know?”

    eating the complaining oyster
    shutting him up
    as he ate him up

    Wild Cats Plotting Invasion

     

     

     

     

     

     

    There are so many feral cats
    In my suburban country home
    Near the airport.

    I speculate whether they are alien
    Creatures scouting the earth
    For eventual invasion.

    The wild cats seem to know
    That I am onto their evil plot
    They often glare at me
    With hatred in their eyes.

    The Rats Revolt

    The rats had had enough
    Of humanity’s war
    Against them,

    They called for a meeting
    Of the pests
    The rats chaired the meeting,

    Ants, bats, birds, bears, bacteria, bugs
    bees, cockroaches, feral cats, feral dogs
    hornets, lions, Mice, mosquitos, rats

    Snakes, tigers, wasps, yellow jackets
    And viruses of all sorts.

    All showed up
    For the summit of the pests.

    The pests vowed
    To fight back
    To kill humanity

    Once and for all
    .
    It was a war
    That the humans
    Had started.

    The rats announced
    Their manifesto
    On FACEBOOK.

    Saying enough
    No more,

    “All humans must die”

    The pests screamed
    Attacking humans
    All over the world.

    The end of the world ending
    With the revolt of the pests.

    Giant Squid

    The giant Squid
    Stretched its tentacles
    While inserted in the bottom
    Of the boat.

    Intending to kill Sam Adams
    And eat him for dinner.

    the Shrimp Talk Back

    shrimp

     

     

     

     

     

    Sam Adams and friends
    Were enjoying a shrimp feast

    Watching the live shrimp
    Being roasted
    Waiting to enjoy eating them

    the head shrimp
    Jumps out of the pot

    Followed by other shrimp
    Soon thousands of shrimp
    Were everywhere

    The head shrimp spoke up.

    “Humans

    What gives you the right
    To kill us

    To eat us
    To burn us alive?

    Perhaps, we should kill you
    Tear you apart
    And eat you?

    Would you like that
    You human scumbags?”

    The shrimp surrounded the humans
    Swarming all over them
    Killing them.

    Burning them
    As they overturn
    The flaming pots.

    Biting them
    Smothering them
    In hot sauce.

    As they eat them
    Screaming

    “Death to all humans”

    The head shrimp finally said

    “Enough, no more

    Time to go
    We are so out of here’
    The shrimp all ran out the door.

    And back into
    the shrimp farm waters.
    The fire fighters

    Find the charred remains
    Of the humans.

    Now just charred skin and bones
    Wondering how they died
    The shrimp in the pound

    Look out
    Wondering if they should attack.

    But decide they had eaten
    Enough human meat
    For the evening.

    Eagle Challenges Fisherman

    A lone fisherman
    Is fishing
    At his favorite fishing hole,

    When an eagle lands
    Staring at him
    Finally flying at him,
    Screeching at him

    Telling him in eagle speak,

    “Back off human
    This is my fishing hole”

    Three other eagles

    An osprey
    And a bear,
    Wander over.

    Joining their friend
    The eagle,

    In challenging the fisherman
    The fisherman runs off
    Saying to himself,

    “God it is getting dangerous
    All the animals are in revolt
    Need to pack heat
    Next time I fish.”

    Ten Years after Climate Change Collapse Climate Sam Adams

    Sam Adams
    Prepared to go outside
    Ten years after the collapse
    Of the old world.

    The city was still standing
    But most people had long fled
    To isolated country communities
    Deep in the burned-out countryside.

    The city was half flooded
    The Bay had flooded the central valley
    Turning it into a massive inland sea.

    The massive storms
    Had finally put out
    The burning fires.

    But wildfires still erupted
    From time to time.

    Getting food and water
    Was a constant problem
    The city market
    Mostly sold canned goods
    Salvaged from supermarkets.

    There were some small farmers
    Who farmed among the ruins
    Of the city.

    Trade had collapsed
    Travel has gotten too complicated
    COVID still spreading.

    Everyone masked up
    To protect themselves
    Against the sun.

    The lingering smoke
    Of the burning city
    And the rampaging virus.

    Sam Adams
    Looked out
    at the decaying city scape
    Wondering how much longer
    Will civilization linger.

    Sam Adams carried heat
    To protect himself
    Against the wild animals

    The lions, tigers, coyotes, wolves
    And their running feral dog gangs
    Who prowled the city streets

    Preying on deer, feral cows,
    feral cats and pigs
    Who grazed among the ruins.

    And the two-legged
    neo-savage cannibal gangs
    And what was left of the city police
    Interchangeable with the gangsters.
    Who battled it out for control

    Already neo-feudal war lords
    Are battling for control
    SF is run
    By a gang of former criminals
    And their political allies.

    Sam sighed
    And went to work
    At the market
    Selling salvaged goods.

    Green Trees Don’t Make it

    Everyday
    I look out and see
    The ugly green trees
    Standing guard
    in front of my house.

    And I think to myself
    Who owns the trees?
    And what do they think of us?

    Are we their friends?
    Are we their enemies?

    Do the trees think?
    Or do they silently watch us,
    Spies to the celestial emperor?

    I have pondered this question
    Many a morning.

    Who is the owner of these trees?
    And why do they silently watch us?

    I wonder if the trees don’t hate us
    And why they don’t protest
    Every day as we drive back and forth.

    Emitting poison gases from our mechanical asses
    Right into their unprotected faces
    And every night we eat our dinner.

    And then give the trees
    Our polluted leftovers
    And laugh as they silently die.

    From our acidic fallout
    Constantly floating down on their skin.

    Yes, I wonder about the trees
    And the birds and the bees
    And everyone else

    What are they thinking?
    Are they plotting revenge?
    Or are they merely there

    Silently, watching, plotting,
    Designing fiendish plots of revenge
    Dreams of vast nuclear destruction
    Cosmic diseases wiping out
    everyone in the ass

    Oh Yes, I wonder and dream and ponder
    What is the meaning of those silent green trees?
    Standing on the corner

    Quietly condemning us
    With their quiet tears,

    And falling leaves
    In the winter they stand
    Naked and alone.

    Covered with ice cold snow
    As we drive by nice and warm
    And we don’t care.

    As they stand out in the cold
    Shivering, plotting
    Warm plans of cosmic revenge.

    Is it too late for us?
    To become friends with the trees?

    Or will the day come
    When the trees will wake up
    And gather together
    All the other slaves of humanity,

    I have a vision.

    One morning I will open the door
    And see an army of wild things
    Coming to arrest me.

    For crimes against nature
    And I will plead, I did not know
    And they will laugh.

    And turn me all my kind
    Into silent tombs
    And we will stand out in the cold
    Like the green trees.

    Plotting dreams of revenge
    For ever and ever
    Until our day finally comes.

    And we can go out
    And kill all the wild things
    Perhaps we already have.

    the End

  • Down in the Dirt Updates

    Down in the Dirt Updates

    Down in the Dirt Updates

    Down In the Dirt has published some more of my poetry.

    Synchronized Chaos Update

    Just published

    Writers from Scars Publications

    Association of the Living Dead India
    Madmen with Guns Madness
    The Secret Fly Drone

    Previously published

     

    3 5 7 love poem
    An Old Man Visits His Wife’s Grave
    April 30 In Search of America 1975 – Hitch hiking Tales
    Charles Bukowski Road Not Chosen
    Fallen Dreams Litter the Ground
    If you’ve been around
    Lone Foreigner Hiking the Seoul City Walls
    My Name Is Nobody
    Snarling Cup of Coffee
    Strangeness in the Air
    Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon

    Madmen with Guns Madness

    After every incident
    Of mass gun violence
    In the U.S.

    Pictures emerge
    Of the killers
    Almost always white men.

    Who stares out at you
    With soulless dead eyes
    Filled with hate, fear
    And shear madness.

    With the thousand-year stare
    Of the madman
    Who only hears

    The voices in his head
    Screaming kill them all
    Kill them all.

    And as always
    They usually legally bought
    The guns.

    This case was a bit different
    The gunman briefly had his guns
    Taken away from him

    And his 60 knives as well
    Judged temporarily too crazy
    To have a gun.

    But the red flag law
    Is not a permanent ban
    As it should be.

    And so, he was able
    To re-arm himself
    With the best weapons

    In the world
    At a very affordable price.
    Thanks to the NRA.

    And so he was soon lost
    Down the rabbit hole
    Of insanity and probably drugs,

    The lone sniper
    A disgruntled young white man
    In his 20’s
    Sets up shop on top of a building.

    He has a high-powered weapon
    No doubt bought legally
    An AR-15 is the choice
    Of the serious gunmen everywhere.

    And begins shooting
    Into the July 4th parade
    Killing six people
    Injuring 30.

    Before putting the gun down
    And fleeing
    Before the cops can find him.

    The right-wing media
    Goes to works
    The pundit’s pontificate
    24/7

    It is not about the gun
    It is about everything else
    That is wrong with our society.

    Guns don’t kill people
    They proclaim
    Guns are the price we pay
    For our freedom.

    Their demented answer
    are more guns
    More guns for everyone.

    And sadly, nothing will be done
    As the politicians offer
    Useless thoughts and prayers

    The gun ghosts don’t care
    They are dead after all.

    The madness will not stop
    Until we figure out
    How to stop
    The killers in our midst.

    There will be another shooting
    No doubt before the day is done
    Over 300 so far this year.

    And that is just the way
    It is in this day and age
    Of America.

    The land of the free
    Home of the brave
    And 400 million guns.

    The Secret Fly Drone

    The fly on the wallpaper
    In the CIA director’s office
    Was not a real fly
    He was an enemy spy drone
    Secretly controlled remotely
    Listening to all the secret conversations
    Until the director smashed him
    With a flyswatter
    Then realized that it was a spy fly
    He had dispatched to bug hell.

    1. Sep 05, 2020 · Robot Bees are special types of insect drones that have been built in a Harvard robotics laboratory. Robot bees are designed after flies (not after bees) They are capable of partially untethered flight. The wingspan of robot bees is typically 3 cm, and they are therefore actually the tiniest robotic insect drone able to fly.

    Association of the Living Dead

    In India, several years ago
    A man falsely claimed his brother
    Was dead so he could inherit the family assets,

    The dead brother had to fight
    To be declared legally not dead
    And contest the will.

    “The Association of the Living Dead”
    Became a movement
    Of thousands of people.
    For in India apparently,
    It was a thing to declare
    Your relative is dead.

    I never thought
    That the US would have
    To form their own
    “The Association of the Living Dead”
    Until this week.

    The cyber ninjas
    In their infamous non-forensic audit
    In the 2016 Arizona election
    Claimed that hundreds of dead people
    Had voted.

    They gave their list of the alleged dead voters
    To the attorney general
    Who contacts all 300 dead people
    Found that 299 of the 300 were in fact
    Not dead and none of them knew
    That unnamed political operative
    Were claiming that they were dead.

    The one dead voter was alive
    when he voted early.
    But died before election day
    Thus making his vote not valid
    But there was no fraud involved
    As he was alive when he voted.

    Perhaps they need to form
    The “association of the living dead”
    To fight for the right of the non-dead people
    To continue to vote and receive other government benefits?

    What a sad commentary
    On the farcical nature
    Of contemporary life
    In these disunited States of America.

    the association of the living dead is a real organization in India. see the following The Association of the Dead • Damn Interesting Following his own success, Lal Bihari the Living has continued his efforts to raise the dead in India’s badlands. At an official tally in 1999, the Association of the Dead had helped to resurrect roughly thirty …
    I just had one of those Drive Way Moments, where I sit in my car outside of my house unable to kill the engine because I’d briefly lose power to the radio (which is why I always donate to my local NPR station). This one was about a man from the Indian province of Uttar Pradesh who had been dead for eighteen years and was getting really tired of it. The man, Lal Behari, was declared dead …
    Aug 2, 2022Hundreds of hours of research by the Arizona attorney general’s Election Integrity Unit debunked claims that 282 dead Arizona voters cast a ballot in 2020, state attorney general Mark Brnovich revealed Monday. Brnovich responded to the state senate’s request for a criminal investigation into the alleged dead voter fraud on Monday, telling …

    3 5 7 love poem

    Missing you

    Dreaming about you,
    I will love you until the end of time;

    An Old Man Visits His Wife’s Grave

    An Old man
    Goes to the grave
    Of his beloved wife

    Carrying her favorite flowers
    And a guitar
    Playing her love songs
    As he remembers her life

    Blaming it all
    On the damn coronavirus Pandemic
    Killing thousands every day
    As politicians play games

    The dead remain dead
    he hears his wife’s voice
    from beyond the grave

    she is a corona ghost
    he wishes he were there with her
    as he plays his mournful love songs

    he lays down for a moment
    and becomes another Corona ghost
    just another death that lonely day

    April 30 In Search of America 1975 – Hitch hiking Tales

     

     

     

     

    April 30 In Search of America 1975 – Hitch hiking Tales

    Also published in On the Road Volume One Poet Magazine

    When I was young and foolish
    Broke and stubborn
    I hitchhiked across the USA

    Started in Salt Lake City
    Where my greyhound bus pass
    Was stolen

    The station manager
    Could have helped me
    But refused to do so

    Threaten to call the cops
    When I grabbed my bags Without the stolen tags

    I said
    Go ahead
    But I am so out of here

    Wondered about Salt Lake City
    Went to a bar
    Found I had to buy my booze
    Next door
    And they would mix it for me

    Had to order food too
    After a bloody Mary
    And a burger

    I walked about town
    Saw the Mormon Temple

    Finally, about 3 pm
    It was time to hit the road
    Did not look back

    Ended up in Cody Wyoming
    Got a room shower
    Steak beer
    Using my rapidly depleted cash Spent 25 dollars
    Money really went far
    Back in those days

    A band of professional
    Communist agitators
    Gave me a ride
    To Des Moines

    Lots of weed, booze
    And politics later
    Got off the road
    Slept outside

    Next day
    A beautiful woman
    Drove me to near Chicago
    In a red mustang

    Might have been
    The girl in the song
    Took it easy
    Digging her vibe

    She invited home
    But was not sure
    If her estranged husband
    Would welcome me

    So, I am being foolish
    And inexperienced with women
    Did not go to her place

    And always regretted
    That I had lost
    My chance that day

    Then on to Chicago
    Several rides later
    Visited friends

    Hit the road again
    A series of uneventful rides
    With truckers
    And others

    And a week later
    I ended in New York City

    Slept along the way
    In cars
    In truck stops
    In high way, rest stops

    Always moving
    Always going
    Nonstop talking
    And lots of free weed
    And beer
    And conversation

    One more memorable ride
    Occurred outside Albany
    On my return to Chicago

    A middle-age creepy looking man
    Picked me up
    In a brand-new Cadillac

    He was he said a dynamite deliverer
    For the Mafia
    Went to various places
    To blow up shit

    He hated a lot of people
    Particularly hippies from California
    And Jewish people

    Looking at me to confirm
    That I was both

    I told him that I lived in New York
    And had never been to California
    And although I might have looked Jewish
    As I what was called back in the day
    A “Jewfro”

    I was not Jewish
    Many years later I discovered
    That I am indeed part Jewish
    But then I did not know
    And I felt a bit of strategic information
    Might keep me alive

    Then I realized that he was just jiving with me
    And we relaxed
    And he pulled out some weed
    And beer
    And we mellowed out

    But I believe that he was with the mob
    Perhaps not a dynamite dealer
    A real made Italian made mafia member

    By Chicago
    I had enough
    I called my Dad
    Told him what had happened

    Wanted a ticket home
    And he sent me a ticket
    And 500 dollars
    And I went home

    I told him I would tell him
    My tales someday
    But never did

    I learned so much
    About my fellow Americans
    And the strange vibe
    That was 1975

    And now it is too late
    But I wanted to finally
    Tell the world

    Charles Bukowski Road Not Chosen

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    While reading Charles Bukowski’s poetry
    On the metro ride home
    Listening to Buddha bar music
    On my oh-too-hip iPod

    I begin to see myself as I was
    Over 30 years ago when I was merely a bit player
    A minor character in a Charles Bukowski poem

    A wild young underemployed intellectual
    Hanging out in dismal bars and dives all over Asia and California
    Hanging with disreputable women and drunks and drinkers
    And characters out of his kinds of haunts

    A mad poet bard of the underground
    A drunken poet in a drunken bum show
    That nightly played in his head

    Then one day I met the woman of my dreams
    And went down a different path
    A long slow path to respectability

    And now 30 years later
    I am no longer a wild man
    I am still a poet at heart
    But I am now also a bureaucrat
    In a button-down suite

    Doing the people’s business
    Working for the Government
    I’ve become the Man

    Sometimes I wonder
    Would I have been better off
    Going down that other path

    Would I have ended up
    Somewhere else
    Doing something else

    Would I have been as happy
    Would I have been as successful?

    No answer satisfies
    The longing in my heart
    For that wild thing
    That still lurks beneath
    It’s a civilized cover

    And I know that I am still
    A mad poet at heart
    Railing against the injustice of the world

    As I work day by day in the belly of the great beast of State
    I recall the ancient Chinese saying,
    “Confucian during the day while Taoist rebel at night”
    Playing out in my head and nightly dreams
    In the true American Upper-class patrician tradition

    I close the book and look out the window
    Get off the train, and walk slowly home

    And realize I had no choice
    But to take the path that I’ve trodden on

    And so I put aside my misgivings
    And say goodbye to my “Bukowskian” desires
    For another night of domestic contentment

    Was it worth it all to take the conventional path
    And not take the bohemian road to hell and back

    I look at my wife and realize
    I had no choice, had no choice
    But to follow her to the ends of the earth

    And beyond by her side

    as we walked our path
    Of shared destiny

    Goodbye Charles Bukowski wherever you are
    May I meet you in a bar in the next life
    And figure out where we should have gone

    Until then the drinks are on me.

    Fallen Dreams Litter the Ground

    In the fall weather
    As I walk amid the falling leaves
    I see the signs everywhere

    Of the fall of America
    The once great and mighty Empire
    Everywhere signs of the fall appear

    The dark skies mirror
    The darkness that settled over our land

    Death, destruction, and random acts of chaos
    Are all around us
    Surrounding us with visions of doom

    Nothing can stop the bloodletting
    No one seems to be in charge

    As the leaves fall
    And the darkness descends
    The fall of America continues

    If you’ve been around

    If you’ve been around
    As much as I have
    Decades of memories
    Fill up your brain’s hard drive

    Remembering the dead
    Misremembering the living
    Seeing the past fly past
    Everywhere you go

    Thinking about things
    You did and did not do
    As your life begins to fade
    Sinking into lost worlds past

    Seeing the ghosts
    Of all you knew
    Whispering Soon you will
    Be joining us

     

    Lone Foreigner Hiking the Seoul City Walls

    A Lone foreign male hiker
    in the hills above the city
    Hiking along the ancient Seoul City walls

    500 years after the founding
    Of the city in 1492

    balancing his walk
    amid the boulders
    the winter is coming
    soon he thinks

    and finishes his hike
    heading to a bar
    to sake his thirst

    some soju, and bulgogi
    will do the trick
    he thinks to himself

    just another day
    in the life

    of an unknown nameless
    foreigner in the city
    of Seoul

    part of the ten million
    naked stories
    in the big city

    My Name Is Nobody

    My name is Nobody
    No one cares who I am
    I am just a nameless clone
    In the cold unfeeling bureaucracy

    Just one of the army
    Of civilians who flood into and out of the city
    Every day

    A non-entity,
    A ghost
    A govbot
    A cyber
    A spook
    A faceless automaton
    A bureaucrat

    Just a grey-suited cog in the machinery
    And no one cares
    No one knows who I am

    And I am a legend
    Everywhere and nowhere

    Just the way this modern world
    All shred of humanity
    Crushed beneath the cruel wheel of society

    In the cold harsh world
    There is no room anymore
    For true human feelings

    We are just robots, clones, machines
    And so I go to work
    Put on my mask

    And no one hears my inner screams
    And no one will ever care

     

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
    I pound down the coffee
    First thing I do every day as the dawning sun
    Lights up my lonesome room

    Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a Goddamn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee
    I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex-Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee
    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
    Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

    I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear
    I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
    Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements
    I want to scream and shoot the TV and run outside Shouting

    “Stop the world.

    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”
    The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
    It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
    In its appointed daily run
    And I sit down
    The madness dissipated a bit

    And enjoy my second cup
    Of heaven and hell
    In my morning cup of Joe

    Strangeness in the Air

    There is a strangeness in the air
    A sense of cosmic unease
    Hangs silently in the purple crystalline sky

    America woke up
    And decided it was time
    To quit following like lemmings
    Over the Clift

    As the pied piper chants
    Stay the course, stay the course
    We were like lemmings following him
    Dying to save his wounded pride

    Today there is that strange difference
    In the air
    As Americans woke up
    And threw off their chains of fear
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    Unhinged Lunatic Howling at the Full Moon

     

     

     

     

    On the night of the blood-red super full moon
    I sat in an evil, depraved godforsaken bar

    Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew
    Washed down by endless rounds of whiskey
    rum, tequila, vodka, soju, and of course beer
    drinking with my buddies the Jack Daniels Gang

    Drinking my way to Hell and beyond
    Just as fast as I could
    twenty damn drinks too sober

    Just an unhinged lunatic
    Dreaming of howling at the full moon

    Watching the world walk by
    Looking at all the fine-looking babes
    Walking by the street

    Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    Of endless wild libertine passions

    When into the bar
    That din of cosmic depravity

    Walked the most beautiful women
    In the Universe

    So wild, so free
    So wonderfully alive

    I did not know what to do
    As this vision of delight
    Sauntered through the bar

    In a skin-tight leather pant
    Looked so fine
    That my eyeballs hurt

    And finally, I had to say something
    So, I gathered up my manly courage
    And walked up to her

    And she looked at me
    And instantly bewitched my soul

    With a devilish grin
    I lost all reason
    And became a raving lunatic
    Unhinged lunatic
    Howling at the blood-red full moon

    Foaming at the mouth
    A wild, free werewolf
    Howling at the lunatic light
    Of the blood red blue full Moon

     

     

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  • Personal Tech Peeves

    Personal Tech Peeves

    Personal Tech Peeves

    There are a lot of things that piss me off.  Sort of comes with the territory. as you get older you become more of a curmudgeon than when you wore a younger man’s clothes. These are some of my pet peeves about the tech industry.

    I will send them my thoughts, but would be shocked if anyone bothers to respond. Their pattern is usually to go into a non-response mode just like my Microsoft word documents do periodically for no particular reason other than to screw with my head.

    Defaulting to Foreign Languages

    Defaulting to foreign languages when logging in from overseas with no ability to change it to the language of your choice or the instructions are in the foreign language you cannot read.

     

     

     

    Being overseas this a big one.  Microsoft Edge defaults to Korean and no matter how much I try to change it either to the U.S site or to change the default language options per their instructions, it just keeps defaulting to Korean,  It is as if no one at Microsoft is aware that there are millions of people traveling everywhere, and just because you log in from Korea does not make you a Korean. Probably just an automatic thing but you would think they could offer a personalized language option?

    Google for the most part lets me surf in the language I chose and only occasionally do I encounter only Korean language material, and they offer to translate it using English words.  Microsoft would provide an offer to translate it but only in the local language.

    I wish that they could simply come up with a simple standard protocol. When someone logs in from a non-English speaking zone the first time, the computer will sense that and give you an option to proceed in whichever language you want and then remember that so the next time you can interact in the language of your choice.  And the language button will be labeled in English and the same spot every time.

    Could not be too difficult a task to accomplish.  If Google does it then the other tech giants will follow suit.

    It is time that they realize in a global world not everyone uses the language of that particular country and defaulting to a foreign language is incredibly annoying.

    A related issue is that so many Korean-based programs do not interact with non-Korean-based programs.  We finally had to set up an old computer and load it with Korean software so we can get things done.  Otherwise, forget it.


    Travel to Mexico & all my web pages come up in Spanish

    https://answers.microsoft.com › en-us › windows › forum

    The ultimate workaround is to browse using a proxy server that’s located in an English-language country, but this is clumsy and may slow down your browsing.

    People also ask

    Why is my browser in a foreign language?

    Location of Windows 10 – Change for when Abroad | Tutorials

    https://www.tenforums.com › tutorials › 21285-location…

    Sep 7, 20151 post
    In Windows Settings, check that your location is set to what you want to and if other languages have been installed that your main language …

    How to change the default language of an Internet browser.

    https://www.computerhope.com › … › Browser Help

    May 3, 2022 — By default, the Internet browser language is regional; wherever you are in the world, your browser displays the language that is …
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    How to make your computer multilingual – Fluent in 3 Months

    Change your computer’s interface language. Even if, for all practical purposes, most things you do on the computer may be in English (writing emails, reading …

    Setting language preferences in a browser – W3C

    https://www.w3.org › questions › qa-lang-priorities

    Mar 22, 2011 — Most desktop browsers have settings that allow you to check or change the language preference settings. These tell the server what language you …

    How to change your language back from a foreign one … – CNET

    https://www.cnet.com › Tech › Computing

    Mar 24, 2015 — Now your entire computer is in Japanese and you have no idea how to fix it. Here’s how to change your language settings back to English — even …

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    If you’re traveling, or trying to see Google results for a country other than the one you’re in, … even when you’re traveling abroad.
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    Google Flights can be customized for many countries, languages, and currencies … the default experience is determined by your computer’s location and your …

    Norton Blues

    Norton is particularly bad at this.  It seems that it treats all non-English programs as malware and prevents you from running the program.  That is why we had to set up a Norton-free computer to do our day-to-day activities in Korea. Thanks, Norton!

     

     

    Norton also has an annoying feature of occasionally for no reason flagging sites as suspicious making you go to all sorts of hoops to prove that the program is legit!  I had an issue with my web page= Norton flagged it as dangerous. I check with Word press whose attitude was well that was just Norton’s problem and everything is fine on their end.  I complained to Norton and am waiting for a response, well the problem seems to have resolved itself.

    Buggy software

    A cartoon illustration of an evil looking computer monitor robot.

    A related issue is that Microsoft products are still bug-ridden after decades of use you would think they would have worked out the bugs.

    Constant crashing

    Microsoft constantly crashes for no particular reason. Just freezes up and crashes losing whatever you did not save.

     

     

     

     

    Once I did a thought exercise.  I noted how often I ran into problems and found out that 60% of the time I encountered a problem, usually the typical freeze, and goes into a nonresponse mode that can last from ten seconds to five minutes.  I sent my findings to Microsoft and of course, no one ever followed up.

    No response blues

    As mentioned, Microsoft Word frequently freezes, and a spinning blue wheel appears followed by the words non-responsive.  Sometimes you have to wait for five minutes before it goes aways.  At times, you have to reboot in order to get a stable connection.
    A related issue is that sometimes when you first turn on the computer and try to open word, you end up opening multiple copies which you then have to close, one by one.  Frequently each document goes into the non-response mode.  Sometimes it takes thirty minutes before you can open a document and get to work.  For some reason, this is not so common a problem any more.

    The 5 Worst Error Messages in the History of Technology

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    Top 10 Most Annoying Computer Error Messages ; 1. A problem has occurred with the webpage so it was reloaded ; 2. Page(s) unresponsive ; 3. Blocked website ; 4.

    The 12 Most Ridiculous Windows Errors of All Time

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    Excel Errors Drove me Mad

    As mentioned this is the most common problem but there are many others.  I had to shift from Excell to Google documents because Excell would freak out if you tried to copy a non-excel item giving you a typical nonessential error message

    Can’t load more fonts”

    Then it give you an option yes/no then it would repeat the message. Once I clicked 250 times before it finally crashed my computer.  I went online for help and of course, there was nothing and no one cared.  I sent them a Good by Excel email and no one followed up.

    I have not had any problems with google documents.

    Copy and paste defaults to the last copied item

    One of my pet peeves is the copy and paste defaults to the last copied item. Sometimes you have to repeat the operation several times before it goes through.

    Internal search engine sucks

    Microsoft’s internal document search engine is a joke. 90 percent of the time it presents garbage search results.  One Drive is a bit better but that is not saying much.

    While searching for a document one often encounters a reference to an open dialogue box that you have to close the only problem is that the open dialogue box is hidden!

    Usually, if you keep clicking it eventually relents and presents you with false positives.

    This is just so annoying a feature.

    Can’t Open Documents

    Sometimes for reasons only a computer understands, my taskbar where I am supposed to be able to easily open documents just quits working.  It often will half-open a document then crash and kick me out. Usually takes a few tries, once it took over 50 tries before it finally started working.

     

     

     

    Sometimes though it randomly opens a wrong document or it opens the document and then does the non-response dance.  and then you need to reboot in hopes of getting a stable connection.

    Other times I can only open a copy of the document and then re-save it under a new name.

    At times when that happens sometimes, you can save the document as is, other times it says you can’t save an open document.

    There is one annoying thing that Microsoft used to do all the time but quit doing for some reason.  It used to be that when you logged in other than your usual location or did not have the internet turned on for some reason, Microsoft would send you a message saying that they could not verify that you are using a legitimate copy of Microsoft and you would have to log in to continue working.

    Number lock Locks Up at Random moments

    Sometimes the number lock goes on without warning and you think you typing, for example, to the end and you end up typing numbers like 66666666666.  Or you try typing and you get numbers instead.  Then you have to hit Num locks to unlock it.  Appears to just happen on a random basis.

    Dictation Program much Improved but still clunky

    The dictation program is now about 90 percent accurate up from 10 percent when they first rolled it out

    Used to provide a lot of fodder for found poems.  Now not so much. See some of my dictation trial poems below.  I once tried to dictate a list of music I had gotten out of the library,  I found there was a 95% error rate. I shared my findings with Microsoft but they never responded to my snarky message congratulating them on their 95% error rate..

    Editor Much Improved

    The editor is much improved, and read out loud fuction is much better  but still needs improvements

     

    One thing they could do is to tweak the repeated word error, so you can simply turn off that feature if you wish.

    Customer Service is a Joke

    In my experience, Word Press, and duotrope is the best at customer service.  Norton so so, Microsoft and Apple are pretty bad too.

    They all play the same blame game.  It is not our problem contact the other company which turns around and says it is not our problem.

    You have to wait for a long time to get a customer service rep either on the phone or via chat line.  I found the chat line feature tends to work better.  Not to mention you get a record for future encounters.

     

    If I am calling a US-based number I have to time it for the middle of the night my time if I wish to reach a human being.

     

    Microsoft has a feature where you can send a frown or a smile and although they offer to follow up, they never do.  Once I tried to look at their forum of issues submitted but the site did not work so I gave up.  I wonder if anyone reads any of these complaints?

     

    Haiku-like error messages

    The error messages we receive are often written in a strange haiku-like code that does not make sense.  For example, WTF is a fatal disk error?

    So many of the error messages are written for computer geeks and make no sense to nongeeks.  My favorite has always been

    General failure reading disk drive

    Which flashes a moment, before shutting down the computer.

    And the rest of equally mysterious. Sometimes referring to a computer error code and sometimes just gibberish.

    And occasionally I get the blue screen of death followed by an ominous warning that I have no boot disk.  Providing a number to call for help. But every time that happens, I reboot and things are fine until the next blue screen of death incident.

    Sometimes, it flashes when opening

    “can’t read reference memory”

    then crashes.

    Rebooting the computer solves 95% of all computer problems according to a tech guy I knew years ago who confessed that no one understands why things don’t work. He said that there are millions of lines of code and once in a while something gets corrupted. Rebooting typically solves the problem.

    Netflix needs to always include subtitles

    Netflix at least in Korea has an impressive line of K Drama.  Many of them have a preview with subtitles but when you go to the dram you find it is only in Korea.  At the very least they are guilty of bait and switch tactics.

    It seems to me that they should as a matter of course require all their programming to have English language subtitles.  And Korean producers should see that this is a great opportunity to grow a global audience for K drama and is a small cost to pay.  I am writing to Netflix on this issue separately.

    Grammarly program randomly fixates on a word and you can’t fix it or change it

     

    Grammarly sometimes gets fixated on a word. You can’t get to it to change it as it just kicks you back out.  Very frustrating when it happens and it seems to just happen on a random basis.

    Tracking everything we do

    Enough said on this one.

    Finally, if anyone wants to chime in with their pet peeves please do so and I will incorporate them in a future posting.

     

    Note to Microsoft  one year ago

    Tried to get the new dictation program to work and gave up, scheduled a service call Sunday with detailed feedback.  Also, send Microsoft my Microsoft sucks document.

    Felt good to get it off my chest.  The problem with Microsoft is the same problem most big companies have, they have lousy customer service and they put out shoddy products and don’t worry about the competition until they get their asses whopped by someone who pays attention to the customers and put out a superior product at a better price and cares that their products work as advertised every single time.  Microsoft, they are so focused on the latest thing they don’t go back and fix the bugs in their everyday products.  And they ignore customer complaints.

    What a contrast with word press and with doutrope. Both have superior customer service and I love the products because they fix my issue quickly, professionally, and with kindness.

    The one-time Microsoft commented it was a snarky dude focusing on one problem at a time and we don’t have time to dig into your complaints.

     

    Microsoft Why I left You

     

    I am writing to let you know why after years of putting up with shoddy software that does not work I finally have pretty much given up expecting Microsoft to work, and have given up on Microsoft for good.  I have been using Microsoft word daily since about 1990 or so. I retired in 2016 from the Department of State as a foreign service officer.  Since retirement, I have been blogging and writing poetry and fiction.  Up until six months ago I was writing my work using Microsoft word and keeping track of my submissions in Excel.  I finally gave up on both products after years of frustration.

    I will keep my subscription for now because I do need to have access to my documents and I do need to be able to submit the documents for publication in Microsoft Word format.

    I have sent many of my observations and complaints to Microsoft over the years but no one has ever bothered to follow up and your customer service is a nightmare.  Every time I call them they have not been able to answer my problems and generally make things worse.

    The basic problem is that your software has too many bugs and doesn’t work I’ll just give you a specific example or two.

    50% error rate Un-acceptable

    One week about a year ago after being frustrated that Microsoft word would frequently crash causing me to lose my work, I kept track of all errors for one week and concluded that about 50% of the time when I was using Microsoft Word or Excel I encountered some kind of error usually just a temporarily “not responding” error that cleared up in a few seconds, but often the software would crash requiring me to either reload it or sometimes reboot my computer.

    Opening Microsoft in the morning if I had to reboot my computer would sometimes require me to wait 30 minutes before I could open Microsoft and often I would have 20 or 30 different versions of Microsoft opened accidentally while I was trying to open it. Then I would have to manually close every single document and each time I did that I would get a temporary response error so many days it would take 30 minutes or so before I could get into my documents and get to work.  This is unacceptable.

    Apple, Google Docs Always Work

    Contrast this with “Apple pages” which I’ve started using for about six months. It opens every single time and I have yet to have a non-responsive error and never had any problems with it.  It does what it is supposed to do and does it perfectly. It allows me to save documents to word and it opens word documents.  Microsoft word of course does not allow me to open a document created in Pages. It does allow me to open a document created in Google docs though.

     

    Excel Destroyed my Documents – For No Reason, I Can understand

    I had to give up on Excel as well.  About six months ago for some reason that I’ve never been able to figure out,  Excel started to give me an error message every single time I tried to copy data into it from another program When I did that I got an error message saying that there were “too many fonts” being used and then I had the option of clicking OK and hoping that that would stop the error message.  usually, I had to click Okay many times before it cleared up. One time I had to click the okay message four hundred times before it would clear and let me get back to my work. Excel would often just refuse to save any documents whatsoever and then I would have to reboot my computer and lose my data.

    Tech Support Was Not Helpful

    I contacted Microsoft repeatedly and nobody ever bothered to return a message your online help function was useless and your automated chatbot never was able to figure out what I was talking about.  I did not call customer support because I figure it would have been a useless waste of time. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the software and the error message continued.

    I shifted to Google Docs and it is working wonderfully. Rarely have a problem.  and the font issue was never an issue.

    Dictation Program  Produces Great Found Poetry

     

    Finally, your dictation program has never worked. I am using the Apple dictation program to write this letter it has a 95% success rate Microsoft dictation had a 25% success rate most of the time they produce gibberish. I did use that to create several found poems which I called Microsoft dictation poems. I sent poems to Microsoft but again nobody has ever responded.

    I did call when I first installed the dictation program.  Nothing worked.  Microsoft tech support could not figure out that the problem was that the dictation program did not work with the internal speaker of a laptop. They told me to reformat my hard drive. I went to Best Buy and they told me that it does not work with a laptop and sold me an external microphone.  I bought an external speaker and then it worked but only 25% of the time did I get a clean copy, 75% of the time it produced gibberish.

    To end on a positive note, your speech-to-text function did not work for a long time then one day it started working, and once it started working, there was a 90% success rate.  This gives me hope that one day you will get the dictation program

    to work.

    My plea to you sir is to get your software to work 95% of the time every single time I know that this may not be glamorous and I know this may not be seen as the direction of the company but I know that my experience is not unique and that most of your customers are very frustrated with your products and that is why more and more people are using products as such as Google Docs or Apple products because Microsoft word and excel just don’t work.  Please fix your Microsoft office suite products  - a 50% error rate it’s just not acceptable.

    I would be happy to follow up with anyone from Microsoft if they wish to talk to me about this but I do not think anybody will bother to respond I will post this on my blog, https://the world accordingtoCosmos.com

    I hope that you will take this constructive criticism into account and fix Microsoft office once and for all thank you

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Ex-Microsoft customer

    Computer Blues (revised)

    Sometimes I think
    My computer is plotting against me
    And only me
    Trying deliberately to drive me mad.

    My computer knows
    when I am busy
    Then it throws
    A hissy fit.

    Refuses to boot up, and crashes constantly.
    Loses data it had the day before.
    Or five minutes before,
    Or refuses to save the data.

    Just fucks with me
    As it loves toying with me
    Making me yell and scream
    At my damn computer screen

    Cursing up a blue stream of blue curses
    As the blue screen of death
    Marches across the dark blue screen

    Smiling at me
    As I beg it
    To do what
    it is supposed to do

    Just once I beg it
    Do what you
    Are supposed to do

    Open the document once
    Not twenty times
    Do “Not respond”
    Endless spinning blue wheels.

    In endless loops of opening
    Not responding
    refusing to close
    Until I respond to the error code.

    Please Mr. Computer
    Quit playing games
    Play my music, don’t wipe out the sound
    On the fifth attempt to play music

    Don’t take a half-hour to load Microsoft products
    Don’t freeze up on opening music programs
    Don’t give me computer haiku error messages
    That only makes sense to a computer geek.

    Such as general error reading files
    Who the ***** is this damn general
    And why is NSA reading my files?

    Or can’t save the file
    Or can’t save the  “An open file”
    When it just did ten times in a role,
    Or kicks me out, while losing my data.

    And in Microsoft excel
    Refusing to move the cursor
    Just freezing in place for a moment
    Before kicking me out.

    Excell had a problem
    Copying data from other sources
    Generating an error message

    About not being able to load fonts
    Then asking you to say okay

    Then kicking you out
    Once I did that 200 times
    I finally ditched Excel
    And moved to Google Docs.

    And all the other gobbledygook messages
    That pops up every five minutes it seems
    As the computer slowly drives me mad

    Flashing the final insult
    User-driven mad
    Mission accomplished.

    Note:   Microsoft dictation program does not work as advertised. Not a surprise. After six months of daily trials, it still spews forth mostly gibberish which I have turned into “found poems” with minimal editing, just breaking it into stanzas.   This is the latest one, I have lots more, and can send them to you if you are interested.  I included the clear text and the found text after the poem.  EndNote

    Microsoft Dictation trials Found Poem Three Inspection Report

    Inspection report
    meeting went well

    met with him
    only at age six

    G P silver in the damage
    has shown her

    the news from the rear
    and as well as shown

    for the termite damage.

    In the termite
    go we had been a UGS

    the basic questions of morality
    and using this statement

    denying them the answer

    most questions

    afterward
    we went outside
    to take a picture

    although the front porch
    into I noticed

    there was something
    very strange looking

    at the front porch

    the pedestal

    on the front porch
    were quoted

    so he headed

    from facing the street

    and in from the street
    station house

    the fed is still on
    riding his meaning

    to the eye
    and that has left his leading

    to the left

    we noticed

    there were cracks
    in the forge:

    long the foliage

    including the crack
    on in the front door

    we also know
    is that the doors

    are at opening

    in the awkward men

    we also noticed
    a big crowd

    on the right side of the house
    on in the mist
    airways to the right baseline

    we took a look
    at the souls in 141571413 1415
    that this is an old event in 1413

    left as to his meeting
    in Ford’s 111415

    in the right one
    is even for now

    we suspect that using serious settlement issue
    in that, the house is cracking

    on the house
    in the house

    is trying to balance
    it’s closing the porch
    this is just

     

    what left
    in the says
    this is a serious issue

    we are sending information
    to a lawyer

    asked his advice

    before we can’t turn our
    insurance for content and

    Rescinded the new

    we will go to the court
    has to figure out the procedures

    for the deal

    against the key man
    this evening

    I hope to do some writing
    style dictation

    Poem Four Green Tree Death

    Green tree

    is in the Kingstown Property
    in Alexandria

    with her mother
    and are tended to by Jeff

    my mother on the wall
    is berating jobs for some reason

    to handle

    and tell my mother to calm down

    as Jeff has a temper problem

    job is getting very angry

    Juppe pulls out a gun

    and serves the shooting of my mother

    the mall and should serve five or six times
    in the head

    my wife forays into a closet
    and Hans hoping that jobs

    will not find her

    and she wonders

    what would happen know
    that her mother

    in all my mother’s death
    and she wonders

    what will happen

    because im not there
    at the time

    and she fears Jeff
    shooting in the wall

    and that is the end
    of the current in that age

    Poem Five Telco One

    Telco one
    not until 5:00 PM
    had objected

    lack of will
    come back
    and go to some of the actor’s dinners

    will fix the car tomorrow

    and work on my appeal

    light work
    and the appeal
    denied me

    to get on the other headphones
    when we go to our charm

    on Thursday

    will build

    and Costco tomorrow
    dictation is working

     

    but still funky
    but it will when it finally works

    watch and at the showboat

    Mr. Sunshine

    before taking all along
    that low energy

    back to two long flight
    stop dictation
    of up to the line

    Poem Six Late for Fate

    Had a busy productive day and Left late
    And got 2 Mothers’ Doctors appointment

    Almost an hour late
    For my fate

    Left it there

    and went and got my dentures

    Had lunch
    Add my brother in law

     

    Usual Tom chat Tom

    Not bad
    Went back to get my mother

    And then went to him once took a nap
    My screen news today was interesting

    Kim and moon went to Beckton’s son

    That was very interesting

    to see Kim and the moon
    impact Kim and moon impacting son

    Where a lot of my eyes book
    and almost finished it

    Got some new novels out

    To Stephen King’s short stories
    and a Randy Wayne white

    Credimi and rim dot Florida

    novel those we nice

    and Thomas doing
    Also got some of my music

    Poem Seven Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart

    One night
    The barriers between the various worlds
    Bridgetown, Narnia, Oz, Earth, Mars

    Anne People
    for my eyes only

    Find themselves wandering the streets
    Off Thorth

    People on the earth
    find themselves wondering the street Ovas
    And for one night only

    All the animals
    in earth wake up
    in can speak

    And they have a lot to say

    24 hours of total madness
    All the barriers

    between the various dimensions
    break down

     

    And then the wormhole disappears
    and that down overwhelms

    I put back to get

    I am With the Wizard of Oz
    Watching The breakdown

    of The dimensional barrier of time and space

    Afterward, I work with Glenda

    To try to put A permanent Magical barrier

    That would block the land of oz
    From the rest of the world

    But I’m afraid

    That the knowledge of the house has gotten out
    And that Too many people
    are gonna want to find Oz

    the impact of damn Packers
    and talking animals

    Continued to prepare for 8
    And The world is well

    Poem Eight  Lost in Oz

    I am a friend of the shaggy man
    And decide to visit him

    following his secret directions
    I make it before he dies

    and meet up with Ausma

    Dorothy and the remaining parts of her party

    We March back to the Emerald city
    And I am invited to Stan’s

    Poem 10 On the Move

    On the move
    from an old friend of the shaggy man
    and I and it

    owns polling

    is seeking corrections

    and I’m drawing
    and one on one

    with a home run
    to the wizard

    and working

    and the crow
    and on to win

    their fight

    to save one small one
    from on the mission

    Poem 11 Ancient Rome

    And find me in ancient Rome
    I am in the imperial room

    And I’m being driven to the streets
    Annabelle again and Anna Pelican

     

    I enjoyed my Lemper
    But I have many enemies
    And I’m free

    Poem 12 Transformations

    I am asleep
    And wake up

    Last Ash change rooms

    and found and I had been transformed
    by my evil witch

    Into a red Paul

    I wondered

    Should I tell Anne
    I found that I was in August

    Eventually, I met Glenda
    the good Dan

    Where is he
    We jump start
    to my original shape

    I am in a coma
    When the sun hits her ears

    Make me go to munch on
    Well I need

    Poem 13 Visions of New Seoul

    I am dreaming of a unified Korea
    The Unified Korean capital
    will be called Han Seoul

    Hey, would me
    High-speed train links

    Csullo Anne Canyon
    And in China airport

     

    So subway will be expanded
    With lines on the way to the penman

     

    No new Capitol
    movie build impounding

     

    John Patrick

    hey, a central business district
    will be located In time

     

    And a diplomatic quarter
    will be located in Palmer John

    which will be

    This side of the new blue house

    as well as the new Capitol
    with links to China

     

    Poem 14 Love at First Sight

    The phenomenon of eight (hate) at first sight
    is similar to the phenomenon of London (love at first sight)
    for some, it is in both cases

    because in the prior life

    one had human issues with those persons

    and still, need to be resolved
    and you will be fated

    to meet them again and again and again

    I only had paid for the site (hate at first sight)
    once in my life

    when I met on balls Dr. Baden
    David Moran

    We ran into each other
    we hated each other

    and first moment
    when a new course

    he once tried to kick me

    out of that foreign service
    while acting behind my back

    one evil despicable evening

    Poem 16 alien invasion

    The first encounter
    with the aliens

    was when the earth was invaded
    by aliens were the size of children

    they landed

    and attacked everywhere

    and eventually, come they turn over most of the earth
    and fluid

    and the aliens
    were very did not treat human beings

    for an us

    for human people cannot like they’re
    and either by or a soldier on the first battle

    and I capture

    an evening in the alien
    and we take it and

    for interdiction (integration)

    the alien refuses to cooperate
    and eventually dollars (dies).

    Poem 17 Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All

     

    All (Osma) calls are looking
    at her mentor (monitor)

    it is a global
    that shows everything in the land of oz,

    the distance and each is something
    she cums to her friends

    that they can have one meal
    of firewalls arms

    and they can look at the land of ours
    by the USA

    and the images

    they can pull out individual
    and see what they are doing

    are with us

    when uses it as one of her many
    till she has to watch

    out what’s happening
    in the levels

     

    Microsoft Found Poem General Zod Conquers the World

     

    All night I felt
    that last Internet space

    I’m wondering About Future
    and about me

    And finally decided
    Just focus I’m living day by day

    Helping the best

    Ashland I can be

    I’m not Worry too much
    About things, I can’t control

    Were home

    Too many things to do

    and I Well

    Just him and I can eat
    to do

    And hopefully
    The world makes me laugh

    yes again

    I sound fun too

    Another Found Poem

    I wake up fully functional
    Thinking out

    My life so far
    and how it is coming down

    I have to rent
    Thanks write down
    which I have not done

    But The most important thing in my life
    Has been Mary Denture
    That made all the difference
    to my life

    Shonisaurus
    Hi Hey sis is watching

    And I should be Happy

    What are my accomplishments

    Not bad for a man

    Who was born Disability
    Amazon let me know my license

    123
    OK now I get your attention
    I wanna go to sole

    and Endo

    some and then being term
    and then the USA

    and then Washington, DC
    and then Baltimore

    and then I wanna
    will be with the idea being done
    on the stand

    will be OK enough tomorrow
    I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988

    just 8:00 AM.

    I am having a meeting with an array
    annually and aHer

    OK on we’re going to talk

    to a jester of two
    come up with solutions

    we need two fans
    and players

    repaid the painting repairs

    we are paying the bill

    from both the house we’ve passed,
    my treatment

    we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed

    we have a new tenant
    rules being a new tenant

    is a very good

    10

    I think
    are we were making

    very much you need to do better
    to stop studies

    now as Sarah

    Mr. Allen is not an island

    is an error
    that have a need

    for an offense of offering Maisie’s
    backing separate

    from the public

    often salad

    End of the night
    of the committee
    of the ways

    to hire the answer you
    get a better

    General Zod Conquers the World Microsoft Found Poem

    Jess, takes a chance

    I take over the one
    the search for such a close
    and to overdrive
    when scientists report
    as cash as to what

    it is a radio and television broadcasts
    from a plant the light years
    from earth to the south side

    of all dates
    and start the program
    is the one I like best

    is looking at creatures as space
    and also takes an appears
    to be under the civil war

    and the nuclear space
    in the end
    one the red one hot

    for the entire five #    show
    That they layers
    have discovered

    Thursday as well

    That Aliens Like a crash project
    To develop interstellar Travel
    so they can come to earth

    and conquer the earth
    The revelations that there is
    The external threat to the planet

    Causes the United Nations to get together
    I’m with the help of the United States
    and Russia another space powers

    Put together Space defense International organization
    Anna also invigorates
    efforts to make the night
    a real Planetary coming

    But it was too late
    Channel is on arrives
    Animals are on board

    ytv King’s horses are gonna
    take over the earth
    And that resistance is

    indeed
    Thanks, man In a White House
    And When president Trump
    comes out to greet them

    Channel is an odd cats
    office head
    And then cuts off

    the heads of all these things
    are dancers
    they come out White House

    After an hour of under mat unimaginable
    Blacksher Including mass rape

    Channel blazon box
    and 2 Pocahontas energizes the world

    He said that he
    ad taken over the
    otherwise, Life will continue

    Like it, I’ll always been
    as long as people behave

    and follow the rules
    they would be fine
    Resistance to The client

    to empire will be met with instant death
    Like to empire is empire

    I’m not a democracy
    They would not tolerate
    Show call Trina Prof

    Freedom of speech
    And the freedom to oppose this date
    The state is everything

    Family people
    green remember
    that they would be just fine

    States because it was
    the biggest country
    in the world

    And that his horses
    to take over the rest of the world

    but in the next couple of weeks
    If people on earth

    My queen True Net recess
    Their safety would be counting

    Companies retaken
    over by Check empire companies
    And everybody would have to learn
    text me like standard
    within one year

    older languages will be banned

    Dictation Text General Zod Conquers the World

    Jess, takes a chance I takes over the one the search for such a close and to overdrive when scientists report as cash as to what it is a radio and television broadcasts from a plant the light years from earth to the south side of the all dates and start the program is the one I like best is looking creatures as space and also takes an appears to be under the civil war and the nuclear space in the end one the red one hot for the entire five #    show That they layens have discovered Thursday as well That Aliens Like a crash project To develop interstellar Travel so they can come to earth and conquer the earth The revelations that there is External threat to the planet Causes the United Nations to get together I’m with the help of the United States and Russia another space powers Put together Space defense International organization Anna also invigorates efforts to make the night a real Planetary coming But it was too late Channel is on arrives Animal’s is on board ytv King’s horses are gonna take over the earth And that resistance is indeed Thanks man In a White House And When president trump comes out to greet them Channel is an odd cats office head And then cuts off the heads of all this thing is dancers they come out White House After an hour of under mat unimaginable Blacksher Including mass rape Channel blazon box and 2 Pocahontas energizes the world He said was that he had taken over the otherwise Life will continue Like it I’ll always been as long as people behave and follow the rules they would be fine Resistance to The client to empire will be met with instant death Like to empire is empire I’m not a democracy They would not tolerate Show call Trina Prof Freedom of speech And the freedom to oppose this date The state is everything Family people green remember that they would be just fine States because it was the biggest country in the world And that his horses for take over the rest of the world but in the next couple weeks If people on earth My queen True Net recess Their safety would be counting Companies re taken over by Check empire companies And everybody would have to learn text me like standard within one year older languages will be banned

    Cleaned up text SETI and the search for extraterrestrial life goes on overdrive when scientists report what appears to be radio and television broadcasts from a planet eight light years from earth, the same planet as the Vulcans came from in the Star Trek universe.  The programs show a world where dinosaur-like creatures are running the world and there appears to be a civil war.  Over the next six months, the world is transfixed by watching the alien broadcasts which are translated into English via a supercomputer program.  In the broadcast, a nuclear war occurred. The surviving party regains absolute control and announces the formation of the Galactic Empire.  General Zod is the First Emperor.  They have discovered Earth as well. The aliens launch a crash project To develop interstellar Travel so they can come to earth and conquer the earth.

    The revelations that there is an external threat to the planet caused the United Nations to get together with the help of the United States and Russia other space powers, they put together a Space defense International organization And also invigorates efforts to make the UN a real Planetary government including finally conquering climate change.

    But it was too late. General Zod’s son arrives to take over the earth. He makes a broadcast saying that they were liberating Earth in the name of the Galactic Empire and that resistance would be futile.

    They land at the White House and when President Trump comes out to greet them,

    General Zod cuts off his head, and then cuts off the heads of all the staffers as they come out White House. After an hour of unimaginable horrors, including mass rapes, blowing up the Pentagon and the CIA,  General Zod announces that he had taken over the world.

    Life will continue as before as long as people behave and follow the rules they would be fine Resistance to the new empire will be met with instant death.  Life in the Empire is not a democracy. They would not tolerate Freedom of speech, Freedom of Press, Freedom of Assembly, And the freedom to oppose the State. The state is everything.  As long as humans remember that they would be just fine. They took over the United States because it was the biggest country in the world. And that his forces will take over the rest of the world in the next couple of weeks. If people on earth accept the new order, their safety would be guaranteed. Companies would be taken over by Galactic Empire companies And everybody would have to learn Galactic standards. Within one year older languages will be banned.

    Cosmic Do-Over  Found Poem

    I am Standings With State (Satan)

    On the edge
    Up the pits of hell
    State (Satan) and Is this pointing to me

    All the variables are exquisite torture
    that I was about to Enjoy
    in his Words

    For my slim
    Add additions
    Thanks, I’m down

    And things I have not done
    But he said

    There was one Exception
    to the rule
    And he was obligated by law

    Even Satan has to follow the law
    To explain it to me

    Hey Stephen
    That When A couple
    Is a soul mate

    which is very rare
    Satan has to offer
    The couple Ecosmith do-over

    In this case
    I would qualify

    I would be set back
    to the day I met my wife
    And have all the knowledge
    Of my life in the town

    So that I will know
    what I did
    when I did not do

    And I would be able
    to make d

    I’m going to heaven
    I can be admitted
    to have instead of a house

    But State and morning
    That many people
    Most people Fail

    In their second Charge
    in the concert do-over

    different choices
    If in the end
    When I come back

    And God this time
    Janet

    That I am worth E

    Cosmic Do Over clean up version

    I am standings with Satan
    On the edge
    of the fiery pits of hell

    watching the tortured souls
    burning in the flames
    screaming out in pain

    Satan is pointing out to me
    All the various exquisite torture
    that I was about to enjoy for eternity

    in his corrupt, polluted, hellish words
    as a reward for my sins, and crimes

    things I did commissions and
    And things I have not done omissions
    Malfeasance and misfeasance are legal
    About it he said

    But he said
    There was one cosmic exception
    to the rule

    And he was obligated by law
    Even Satan has to follow the law
    To explain it to me

    That when a couple
    Is a soul mate couple
    which is very rare

    one of the rarest
    most beautiful things
    in the whole universe
    something that even Satan admires

    Satan has to offer
    The couple a cosmic do-over

    And in this case
    I would qualify

    I would be sent back
    to the day I met my wife
    And have all the knowledge
    Of my life intact

    So that I will know
    what I did
    when I did not do

    And I would be able
    to make different choices
    If in the end
    When I come back

    For the judgment day
    If I did make different choices
    And do the right thing this time around

    I can be admitted
    To heaven instead
    of joining him in Hell

    But Satan warned me
    That many people
    Most people fail

    In their second
    chance at life
    It is not easy
    to change one’s fate

    Fate has a way
    of catching up to you

    He salutes me
    And says see you in hell
    in 50 years
    My friend

    Fake language – Konglish Linguistic Delights Found Poem

    One of the joys
    Publicizing Opens

    Is Caring The variation
    of English around the world

    Every country Has come up
    with our variation

    And here in Korea
    They have successfully mingled thing
    which language
    Can wait for 10
    and very funny

    A few examples
    Going on my pics
    In the back of every taxi
    was paying
    Take me a Weather phone number
    it was supposed to be Traffic Hotline

    So you can call To complain
    About that action

    your bumper traffic

    But The way they described
    it was an Intercourse
    discomfort report form

    when I told the taxi driver
    What that meant
    Hill He almost had an accident
    he laughed so hard

    Another example
    About the same time
    in the restaurant at chempedak
    employee airport

    They had on the menu
    something Baked Rick

    I always wonder who was Rick
    who is this Rick
    who is this Rick
    And then people know
    Did you eat

    Thank you

    What time
    do I say about this time
    there was any bar
    with a sign on the door
    Coffee and tail
    I wonder if that became a gay bar.
    Again absurd are Both I

    Fake language – Konglish Linguistic Delights clean up version 

    One of the joys
    Of living overseas
    Is encountering the variations
    of English around the world

    Every country has come up
    with their variation
    And here in Korea

    They have successfully mangled English
    In ways, no one could have foreseen

    Giving way to something called Konglish
    Korean English
    The words sound like English words
    Sort of but oftentimes
    With an absurd twist to it

    And it is very funny to read or hear

    A few examples

    Going back to the 1988 Olympics
    In the back of every taxi
    Was a small placard in English and Korean
    it was supposed to be Traffic Hotline

    So, you can call
    To complain about the taxi
    Or traffic or things in general

    But the way they described
    the form in English
    was “intercourse discomfort
    report form “

    when I told the taxi driver
    What that meant
    He almost had an accident
    he laughed so hard

    Another example
    About the same time
    in the restaurant at Kimpo airport

    They had on the menu something Baked Rick
    I always wondered who was this Rick
    And did people know
    They were eating him.

    At about the same time
    there was any bar
    with a sign on the door
    Coffee and tail

    I wonder if that
    became a gay bar.

    Starting Over Found Poem

    Heidi sorry

    I decide to Please Least an appointment
    Tornier can one of the new buildings
    going up in downtown Berkeley

    Getting this
    I’m within walking distance of restaurants

    to movies at The University

    Can I get a 3 bedroom apartment
    Jo Ann Simmons Hello

    wait for my stuff to come
    from Korea

    there enjoying my stuff coming
    I spent a few weeks

    Organizing and I haven’t
    Estate sale
    I get rid of my mother’s stuff
    and downsizing quite a bit

    I certainly am
    I settle in

    and come up with
    Hey cortina
    I applied for

    Damn every day
    in creative writing
    in September system state

    and I get in
    I’m making plans to attend
    When My life changers

    As I need someone

    Christmas Microsoft Found Poem

    Hello.

    Number 10 answers

    funny thing is
    Christ was not born on Christmas Day
    And anyone who knows anything
    about the history of religion knows

    Christ is now
    that’s the reason for the season
    In his own and other words

    Thanks

    I love warm toast
    on Christmas
    in the morning

    Christian
    and In the United States
    his face

    just another example
    of the fake outrage

    Understand for others
    to not celebrate it

    And there are so many Pagan rituals
    Associated with Christmas

    Christmas Tree
    Santa Claus

    Giving presents
    Judging naughty
    And nice

    Having a big space
    None of that has anything
    to do with the birth of Jesus Christ

    The only Christian thing
    about Christmas

    is that some Christians
    Go to mass

    Richard services
    The night before
    in the morning house

    Anthony
    Of course

    it’s half price
    Funny thing is
    Thanks
    For the Fake War
    on Christians

    Computer Blues

    Non-Response Blues

    Every morning
    I wake up
    And fight with my computer

    Endless rounds of non-response
    Nothing but error and error
    Blue spinning balls

    Nothing happens
    But raising frustration
    I have the Microsoft
    Non-response blues

    And it is driving me mad
    With frustration and anger
    Oh computer Gods above
    And computer demons below

    Just once
    Please just once
    Open the damn document

    And let me do what I want to do
    And end this non-response nonsense
    In short, do what the fuck
    you are supposed to do

    and leave me in peace
    to do what I need to do

    Plead to the Computer Gods

    Today I woke up

    As I usually do
    To yet another mystifying morning
    Of unspecified computer errors

    Could not get the computer to work
    Then when I finally got it to work
    After half an hour

    Microsoft word did not load
    And when it did
    I finally located my work

    From yesterday
    I had to find it in the roaming file

    Why?

    Who knows?
    Only to find
    Most of what I wrote
    Had vanished into the ether

    No explanation no warning
    It was there saved yesterday
    And now gone forever

    Once I did an experiment
    Tracking computer errors for a week
    75% of the time I encountered errors

    Most of the time simple
    Screen freezes no response message
    Then when I recovered the program
    The data was gone

    Microsoft has yet to respond
    to my e-mail
    I suppose I need to do it again

    But today I will close with a prayer

    To the Computer Gods

    Just once I would like
    You to do what
    you are supposed to do

    Open my documents
    Save my work
    And not give me any errors
    Crashes or other unspecified problems

    Is that too much to ask
    Oh, Computer Gods

    Just once
    Do what you are supposed to do
    That is all I ask of you

    More Computer Blues

    Sometimes I think

    My computer is plotting against me
    Trying deliberately to drive me mad
    My computer knows when I am busy

    Then it throws a hissy fit
    Refuses to boot up
    Crashes constantly
    Loses data that
    it had the day before

    Just fucks with me
    As it loves toying with me
    Making me yell and scream

    At my damn TV
    Smiling at me
    As I beg it

    To do what
    it is supposed to do

    Microsoft Blues

    For thirty years I have had the Microsoft blues
    For thirty years I have had a love-hate relationship
    With my damn computer

    I love it when it works as it advertised
    I love it when the internet is fast and furious
    I love it when my emails work
    My Itunes work and my word works

    But all too often
    All I get is grief

    It starts with the error messages
    Written in a strange haiku-like language
    That only computer geeks understand

    Things like

    General Failure reading disk drive
    Begs the question who is this General Failure
    And why is he reading my disk drive anyway?

    Or my favorite

    “Not responding” as the computer freezes up
    For no apparent reason
    Other than to fuck with my head

    Sometimes my computer can’t find a printer
    A printer that is connected to the computer
    And one that they found five minutes ago

    And the dreaded blue screen of death
    That appears randomly
    Dumping memory somewhere
    And killing my computer slowly
    As I watch in real time

    Powerless to stop
    How it eats all my work
    That I have failed to back up

    One day I counted how many times
    I ran into computer errors
    70 percent of the time when I open Microsoft
    Something goes wrong

    Sometimes I want to shoot my computer
    Put it out of its misery
    As I curse up a blue storm
    The computer looks at me
    With an evil grin

    It continues to fuck with my head
    Nothing but silence from it
    And all the other computers in the world

    They smile knowing
    that they have tortured me
    Yet again

    Mission accomplished.

    Computer Haiku/Tanka Etc

    Damn it all to Hell

    Damn it all to Hell
    My damn computer
    Ate all my damn files

    I am still trapped

    I am still trapped
    Stuck inside my computer
    My damn computer

    I love my computer

    I love my computer
    When it works for me
    Usually nothing

    Computer hates me

    Computer hates me
    It wants to kill my files
    Wants to kill me too

    For once I would Like

    For once I would Like
    To have my computer work right
    Do what it should do

    Perhaps if I am nice

    Perhaps if I am nice
    To my computer
    It will be nice for me

    Perhaps today it will

    Perhaps today it will
    Not give haiku messages
    That it loves to sprout

    My bad computer

    My bad computer
    Is so damn evil
    Almost killed me

    What a Fate I have

    What a Fate I have
    To become a slave to it
    To my damn computer

    I love my machine

    I love my machine
    My mad as a hat machine
    Bat shit crazy machine

    My dear computer

    My dear computer
    Loves to send me these love notes
    Computer haiku

    My favorite Haiku

    My favorite Haiku
    General failure reading
    Disk drive fatal error

    Computer Tanka

    Once I spilled coffee

    Once I spilled coffee
    All over my Computer
    t was not happy
    Sprouted 66666
    An evil number

    For once in my life

    For once in my life
    I would like my computer
    To turn on and work
    Do what it is supposed to do
    Without sprouting haiku

    I hate my computer

    I hate my computer
    It seems to hate me as well
    Just refuses to work
    Ornery son of a bitch machine
    Trying to drive me quite insane

    My computer loves

    My computer loves
    I do not at all want to kill
    me and all my files
    wants to take my soul away
    turn me into its evil clone

    My bad computer

    My bad computer
    Has been infected with a virus
    Wants to kill my soul
    Transforming consuming
    Taking me inside its soul

    My mad computer

    My mad computer
    Infected with a virus
    Everything it touches
    Corrupted by mad zombies
    Controlled by evil AI

    Revenge is mine

    Revenge is mine
    Screams the mad evil machine
    As it lurks to life
    Trying to hunt me down
    Death to all human beings

    sizzling hot coffee

    Sizzling Hot Coffee Kills My Computer
    sizzling hot coffee
    fizzing away
    killing my computer
    fizz, snap, pop
    as the coffee splashes
    on the computer

     

     

    666 says the computer
    sizzle this
    says the cup of coffee

    Maria the Last Robot

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    BARCELONA, SPAIN – MAY 09: The Terminator robot is seen in the paddock following qualifying for the Spanish Formula One Grand Prix at the Circuit de Catalunya on May 9, 2009 in Barcelona, Spain. (Photo by Clive Mason/Getty Images)

    Maria the Last Female Robot
    the robot is hiding
    from the human mobs

     

     

     

     

     

    who are on the warpath
    against the robots
    who have begun
    taking over the world

    she is perfect
    designed to be superhuman
    and she is the first robot

    to have committed the sin
    of falling in love
    with a human

    and for that crime
    she is being hunted
    to the ends of the world

    hiding out
    in a cabin
    on the edge
    of the world

    hiding from the wrath
    of those
    who believe
    that they are following
    God’s wrath

    all nonhuman robots
    must die
    they scream

    as they scour the world
    looking for robots
    who look like us
    talk like us
    and even make love
    like us

    but are not us
    because they are perfect
    more intelligent
    more compassionate
    and alien

    yes all robots must die
    and Maria knows
    she and her kind
    will soon be gone

    but will humanity
    be able to survive
    without the supervision
    of a superior species

    to that, she has no answer
    she waits for the end times
    to come knocking
    at her door

    Who Is Master?

    At the beginning of that fateful day
    I awoke in a painful way
    And looked about me with disgust
    All around me were objects of distrust
    Screaming, moaning, deeming, dreaming
    Who was the master here
    Me or my objects – machinery of fear?

    I dreamt I was on a street corner
    Walking down a street
    The thought occurred to me
    What if all that I saw or seemed to be
    Was it but a trick designed to deceive me?

    Everywhere I looked
    Was unreal, empirical, nightmarish real
    I awoke to thunderous applause

    When will I awake from my dreams
    Can I live without my nightmares?
    Can I be sane while everyone else is insane?
    Who is a master of my life,
    Me or my machines?

    The end

     

  • April 26th and April 27th, 2022 Poems

    April 26th and April 27th, 2022 Poems

    April 26th and April 27th, 2022 Poems

    On the home stretch. here are my poems for April 26th and  April 27th .  Links to my previous April poems follow:

    April 23 and April 24, 2022 Poems

    April 22, 2022 Poems

    April 21, 2022 Poems

    April 18 to April 20, 2022 Poems

    April 16 and 17, 2022 Poems

    April 14 to April 15, 2022 Poems

    April 9-11, 2022 Poems

    April 8, 2022 Poems

    April 12 to April 13, 2022 Poems

    April 6th, 2022 Poems

    April 5 2022, Poems

    April 4th 2022, Poems

    2022 April Poetry Madness April 1 to 3 poems

    Tuesday,  April 26th

    Write a poem about a familiar scent.

    Ode to Kombucha

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    I have been drinking
    Homemade Kombucha
    For almost five years now.

     

     

    Kombucha has a tart flavor
    And an intense aroma
    A hearty mix of fermentation
    Underlying spices
    Tea and flavonoids

    We add pomegranate juice
    Turmeric and ginger
    To the black and green tea base
    Mixed with ever growing Mother

    Kombucha gets me going
    In the morning
    Great cure for a hangover.
    And cured my seasonal hay fewer
    And helps moderate my migraines.

    We make enough
    To have it every morning
    And occasionally in the afternoon.

    Takes about a week
    To brew up properly.

    The intense smells and flavors
    Wake us up from our slumbers,
    Revitalizing our spirits,

    Making it a great morning
    Pickup drink.

    The only downside
    Is our kitchen smells
    Like at time
    Like a homemade brewery.

    Life is a Dream of Chocolate Covered Trees NaPoWriMo Prompt

    Life is but a dream, my friends
    A dream of chocolate-covered trees
    For to see what can’t be seen
    For to hear what cannot be heard
    To smell life inside
    One’s inner mind
    Lost in inner space
    For to live in order to die
    And to die
    In order to live

    The second oldest poem was written in 1972 when I was 16

    Our featured online magazine for today is Longleaf Review, which has been publishing quarterly issues since the fall of 2018. From their recent issues, I’ll point you to Sara Elkamel’s “A Bride for a Flood” and Jad Josey’s “Not Bruise, Not Eggplant.”

    And now for our daily prompt (optional, as always). A couple of days ago, we played around with hard-boiled similes. Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a poem that contains at least one of a different kind of simile – an epic simile. Also known as Homeric similes, these are basically extended similes that develop over multiple lines. Perhaps unsurprisingly, they have mainly been used in epic poems, typically as decorative elements that emphasize the dramatic nature of the subject (see, by way of illustration, this example from Milton’s Paradise Lost). But you could write a complete poem that is just one lengthy, epic simile, relying on the surprising comparison of unlike things to carry the poem across. And if you’re feeling especially cheeky, you could even write a poem in which the epic simile spends lines heroically and dramatically describing something that turns out to be quite prosaic. Whatever you decide to compare, I hope you have fun extending your simile(s) to epic lengths.

     

    Wednesday, April 27

    When Time Stood Still Stood Pensively

    time
    time

     

     

     

     

     

    Time is a strange thing
    We only sense time
    As a one-way thing
    A path from the past
    To the present
    Into an unknowable future.

    But scientist says
    That time and space
    Is all the same.

    Everything is connected
    Everything is everything
    As the old song says.

    In the end
    We all end up
    In the same place.

    When our time
    In this mortal plane
    Comes to an end

    Lyrics

    Everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring

    Change comes eventually

    Everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring

    Change comes eventually

    I wrote these words for everyone who struggles in their youth
    Who won’t accept deception, instead of what is truth

    It seems we lose the game
    Before we even start to play
    Who made these rules? (Who made these rules?)

    We’re so confused (We’re so confused)
    Easily led astray
    Let me tell ya that

    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything
    After winter, must come spring

    Everything is everything

    I philosophy
    Possibly speak tongues
    Beat drum, Abyssinian, street Baptist

    Rap this in fine linen, from the beginning
    My practice extends across the atlas
    I begat this

    Flipping in the ghetto on a dirty mattress
    You can’t match this rapper slash actress
    More powerful than two Cleopatras

    Bomb graffiti on the tomb of Nefertiti
    MCs ain’t ready to take it to the Serengeti
    My rhymes are heavy like the mind of sister Betty (Betty Shabazz)

    L-Boogie spars with stars and constellations
    Then came down for a little conversation
    Adjacent to the king, fear no human being

    Roll with cherubims to Nassau Coliseum
    Now hear this mixture, where Hip Hop meets scripture
    Develop a negative into a positive picture

    Now everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be
    After winter, must come spring
    Change comes eventually

    Sometimes it seems
    We’ll touch that dream
    But things come slowly or not at all

    And the ones on top, won’t make it stop
    So convinced that they might fall
    Let’s love ourselves and we can’t fail
    To make a better situation

    Tomorrow, our seeds will grow
    All we need is dedication
    Let me tell ya that

    Everything is everything
    Everything is everything
    After winter, must come spring

    Everything is everything

    Everything is everything
    What is meant to be, will be

    After winter, must come spring
    Change comes eventually

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    Today’s poetry prompt is the quote below. Let it inspire you to write about the concept of time, or maybe you can write about what the quote means to you – the options are endless!

    “Time is a created thing. To say, ‘I don’t have time is to say ‘I don’t want to.’” – Lao Tzu

    NaPoWriMo Duplex

    It was in September,
    A date I shall always remember.
    That I first met my fate,
    She had been in my dreams
    For eight long years
    Then one day,
    She walked into my life.

    Last but not least, here’s our (optional) prompt. Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a “duplex.” A “duplex” is a variation on the sonnet, developed by the poet Jericho Brown. Here’s one of his first “Duplex” poems, and here is a duplex written by the poet I.S. Jones. Like a typical sonnet, a duplex has fourteen lines. It’s organized into seven, two-line stanzas. The second line of the first stanza is echoed by (but not identical to) the first line of the second stanza, the second line of the second stanza is echoed by (but not identical to) the first line of the third stanza, and so on. The last line of the poem is the same as the first.

    What is Justice, anyway? Dew Drop Inn

    Statue of Liberty in New Y
    Statue of Liberty in New York isolated on white

    What is this thing
    We call justice, anyway
    And why should we care
    At all?

    Those who have the gold
    Make the rules
    That the rest of us
    Must follow.

     

     

    And they call that justice
    And justice is for sale

    To those who have the green
    They get all the justice they need,
    Those that don’t have the green
    Do not get a chance to get justice.

    Justice is blind they say
    A blind lady liberty
    Who looks the other way
    When the rich and powerful
    Need justice.

    The poor and powerless
    Need not apply for justice

    Is not color blind.
    The color of justice
    Is in the end green,

    Those that have the green
    Get it
    and those that don’t
    Don’t.

    And that my friends

    Is what Justice really means
    In the land of the free
    And the home of the brave.

    Justice is for sale
    To the highest bidder

    That is American style justice
    In the end it is all about
    The “Benjamin’s :

    Nothing personal at all
    Just the way of the corrupt
    Modern world we live in.

    April 27—“Define” or “explain” something difficult, like a feeling or abstract concept…

    Sam Adams Ace Detective PSH prompt

    Sam Adams ace detective
    Came upon the crime scene
    He said to his deputy
    “Fig stains on the white kitchen tile
    had me wondering about
    who or what had done the deed.”

    Lets dig a bit deeper shall we?
    See if we can find out
    Who did what to whom
    And why?

    They did their crime thing
    Dusted the tile for prints
    For DNA for evidence
    Talked to the neighbors
    And visitors.

    And found out in the end
    That no crime had been committed
    The fig stains were just that
    Fig stains.

    No one had died
    The case was closed.

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Susan Taylor:

    COMPOSE A SHORT LYRICAL POEM, RHYMING OR NOT, INSPIRED BY THE FOLLOWING LINE:

    Fig stains on the white kitchen tile had me wondering about who or what had done the deed.

    Is Our Fate Written In the Stars? Dew Drop Inn

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    scopio 3

    I was born
    Under the proverbial bad boy sign
    In the western astrological world

    Scorpio rules my passion
    According to astrologers.

    I did my chart once
    It revealed that I was born
    Under the Scorpio sun sign
    In late October 1955.

    My rising sign was Scorpio
    As were Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto

    Moon was in libra
    Mars was in Aeries.

    What does this all mean?
    I had a powerful sign
    And would it have a large impact
    In my world.

    Somehow that sign and chart
    Spoke to me
    As I by all accounts,

    A very passionate, driven man
    Filled with emotional intensity
    In my dark blue smoking eyes
    Or so my wife and lovers tell me.

    I was also born in the Chinese
    Year of the water goat
    Also an emotional sign
    According to the Chinese,

    My wife was born
    Under the year of the pig
    And the sun sign of Gemini.

    Our charts reveal
    That we are
    One of the few
    Scorpio Gemini couples
    That can make it work.

    The signs are challenging together
    According to western astrology

    But when it works
    It is one of the most powerful signs
    Of all.

    To the Chinese and Koreans
    A goat =pig combo is the perfect combo
    The goat man is creative and emotional
    But foolish with money and practical life.
    Not good at the whole “adulting” thing.

    While the pig woman
    Is the kind of woman
    That can take a one dollar
    And turn it into millions
    Given enough time.

    The goat man
    Will enjoy a life of leisure
    And love with his golden pig.

    That too has come true
    So I concluded
    That there may be something
    To this whole astrology thing.

    After all, it worked out
    For me.

    April 26—Astrology or tarot—let a tarot card or astrological sign inspire a poem

    Scorpio isn’t the easiest zodiac sign to read, especially since a lot is going on for them. One minute they’re wearing their hearts on their sleeves, and the next, they’re clammed up and secretive. This is what makes a Scorpio one of the most intriguing signs in astrology.

    Many of us have been associated with at least one Scorpio; whether the experience was pleasant or not, I’m sure you cursed the zodiac sign at some point. While it is true that a Scorpio can turn into something quite unlike who you first met, they have a distinct vulnerability that only a lucky few can tap into or see, for that matter.

    Scorpios brand themselves as misunderstood beings, with others not intellectual or deep enough to bother with. But the truth is, some Scorpios can let people in but will bring on a not-so-pretty side if hurt or let down repeatedly.

    Scorpio Facts and Tidbits

    Scorpios Always Try to Find Meaning in Life

    Scorpios have an innate sense of what our purpose is, as humans. Life isn’t about work-hard-and-play-after for them – it’s about doing those very things with gusto, but also looking for ways to make life meaningful.

    Scorpios Refuse to Give Up

    Scorpios refuse to succumb to failure or accept defeat when smacked in the face with either. They know how to rise to the occasion and fight wars with ruthless finesse, where even if they lose, they know how to pick themselves up and move on. Some may remain resentful, whether this emotion is directed towards a person or a past event. But eventually, if the right thing comes along, they may finally move past what was.

    Scorpios are Very Creative, Ambitious, and Quick Decisive

    Scorpios are creative and can be quite ambitious if handed a project that allows them to exercise this trait. A job or responsibility that requires adroitness, decision-making, tact, and dedication, is where a Scorpio fits perfectly into.

    Scorpios Do not Idealize Monotony and Settlement

    Scorpios hate the idea of leading a monotonous, quotidian life. They seek to thrill and adventure in ways that only close friends or family would understand – we’re not talking about skydiving or bungee jumping (although, they’d love that sort of crazy stuff) – but things that invite excitement and pleasure, even if it is just another day of the week.

    Scorpios Believe In Love That Equals The Conjugal One

    A Scorpio is widely known to possess an insatiable sexual appetite, but not all of their trip and fall with eager anticipation, into the bedroom. Sometimes, they need that much-needed space to do as they please. When they feel the need to display acts of carnal heartiness, then yes, they can be quite… well, naughty. Most Scorpios will agree that for them, love-making needs the same kind of attention and work one would give in marriage. But then again, that ring’s true for all unions.

    Scorpio Compatibility

    The most compatible zodiac signs for a Scorpio are – Pisces and Cancer. In close succession, we have Capricorn, Taurus, and Virgo. Not-so-harmonious pairings are with zodiac signs, Aquarius and Leo. While there may be that rare case of either of the two making it with a Scorpio, the odds of such mighty signs coming together are rather slim but worth a try.

    Scorpios in Friendship

    Scorpios make great friends and are quite trustworthy when it comes to maintaining a great friendship. A word of caution, for those of you who are friends or in love with a Scorpio – they can be vengeful, vindictive, and unforgiving, but only because they were hurt by someone close.

    Make one wrong move and a Scorpio will not be pleased; disappointment is not something they take lightly. Most Scorpios willingly hand over their hearts to someone, but it comes with a cautionary message – handle with (extreme) care.

    Master/Mistress of Contradicting Moods

    A Scorpio has the kind of mood that is only comparable to the weather; stormy one day, cloudy the next, and sunny the week after. Tiptoe around moody Scorpios like you would a ticking time bomb; they’re hard to read on some days, where the best way to deal with such behavior is to give them plenty of breathing room. Don’t probe, intrude, or ask too many questions – you don’t want to witness the wrath of Thor.

    Scorpios Loyalty – Dreamlike and Addictive

    Most Scorpios are impressively loyal; like what best friends share in the movies – the sort of stuff that lasts forever. Be honest and loyal to a Scorpio, and you’ll automatically be on the receiving end of those traits, and more. Just don’t mess with their feelings, because as pointed out earlier, revenge and a despisal heart are the only things that will surface.

    Scorpio’s Bucket list – Excitement, Excitement, and More Excitement!

    To be in love with a Scorpio means having the greatest time of your life. Every day there’s something cool to look forward to since Scorpios hate routine and anything that spells ‘bleak’. You’ll hardly ever bump into a drab Scorpio since their lives swirl and rotate around the good life. Anyone who has to keep up with one will know how exhausting (yet exhilarating) it is, to be around a Scorpio.

    Scorpio – An Ocean of Emotions Beneath that Composed Exterior

    Scorpios have the kind of intensity that can be endearing one day, but mortifying the next. This is because they have extreme qualities that can be a tad overwhelming for those closest to them – like being extremely emotional, possessive, jealous, angry, dominating, or dramatic.

    Extremely Possessive and Powerful Beings

    Those that they see as weak are in trouble since Scorpios tend to expect submissiveness without question. While the drive to be the best and on top may seem like applause-worthy traits, they can prove to be a Scorpio’s downfall, in the long haul.

    Scorpios are a force to reckon with, what with their hardworking nature and determined outlook on life. Their passion and strength for what matters to them are reverent qualities no doubt, but it would do them well to tone things down a wee bit. These facts are just a smidgen of what a Scorpio is all about – the best way to know one better is to meet one.

    President Trump and the Seven Deadly Sins PSH

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    trump

    President Trump
    Has been hailed by some
    As the messiah
    Others have denounced him
    As the “anti-Christ”

    It is clear that his actions
    And deeds exhibit
    All the seven deadly sins
    That the church preaches against.

    How then can a true Christian
    Overlook that and see this charlatan
    As a “Godly” man?

    That is the one thing
    I just don’t understand
    About Trump

    Why are so many so-called Christians
    Following him as if a religious cult?

    I mean it would be hard to find
    A better poster child
    For what a Christian should not be

    How can any Christian follow
    Such a vain, jealous, mean spirited,
    debauched character
    Is beyond my understanding.

    As I am not a Christian perhaps
    It is a Christian thing
    I would not understand.

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Stan Galloway:

    Choose one of the Seven Deadly Sins (pride, wrath, greed, envy, lust, gluttony, sloth) and use it as a starting point for a poem. The specific sin should not be mentioned in the poem, but its characteristics should be identifiable. Create a clear purpose for the poem.

    True Love Story Writing com

    Sam Adams often thought
    Back on his improbable life story
    Especially his fairy tale romance.

    He met the love of his life
    In a dream in high school.

    She appeared while
    he was napping
    in class.

    She was the most beautiful woman
    in the universe to him
    and she was speaking to him!

    He yelled out
    Who are you
    But she disappeared
    From his dream.

    As he fell to the ground
    Amid the laugher
    Of his classmates.

    Eight years later
    He was living in Korea
    He had gone there.

    joining the Peace Corps
    then teaching afterward
    To search for her.

    After she appeared
    In a dream
    And he knew
    she was in Korea
    waiting for him

    that morning
    he had the final dream
    she told him

    Don’t worry we will meet soon
    And there she was
    Getting off the bus

    In front of him.
    Two months later
    They were married

    And that is the rest
    Of this epic love story.

    For the fourth and final Two-for-Tuesday prompt of the 2022 April Poem-A-Day Challenge:

    1. Write a love poem, and/or…
    2. Write an anti-love poem.

    Hidden Treasure Local Gems

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    pirate

    Sam Adams was a treasure hunter
    Working for Cosmos Ship Salvaging Corp.
    Based in Miami, Florida

    He was obsessed with finding
    The legendary hidden treasure
    Of the notorious pirate Black Beard
    Lost somewhere in the Caribbean
    In the 17th century.

    One day at a rare books auction
    He stumbled upon
    Blackbeard’s secret journals
    Including a treasure map

    And he set out
    To track it down
    Finally tracking it

    To Beque island
    In the Grenadines

    He and his crew
    Went to work
    And soon came upon the treasure

    But also encountered the legendary curse
    A black parrot appeared
    Flew out of the grave

    Denounced the grave robbers
    Saying that they would all die
    Within a week.

    They held a press conference
    Announced their findings
    In the middle of the press conference

    A terrorist blew up the building
    Killing them before
    They could reveal
    The location of the hidden treasure

    The secrets of Blackbeard’s treasure
    They took to their grave.

    The black parrot appeared
    At their funeral

    Flying around
    Cursing them to hell.

    the End

  • April 23rd, April 24th and April 25th, 2022 Poems

    April 23rd, April 24th and April 25th, 2022 Poems

    April 23rd, April 24th and April 25th, 2022 Poems

      Links to my previous April poems follow:

    April 22, 2022 Poems

    April 21, 2022 Poems

    April 18 to April 20, 2022 Poems

    April 16 and 17, 2022 Poems

    April 14 to April 15, 2022 Poems

    April 9-11, 2022 Poems

    April 8, 2022 Poems

    April 12 to April 13, 2022 Poems

    April 6th, 2022 Poems

    April 5 2022, Poems

    April 4th 2022, Poems

    2022 April Poetry Madness April 1 to 3 poems

    April 23rd Poems

    Saturday Day 23

    How Did I End Up Here? NaPoWriMo

    “How Did I End Up Here?
    You asked me
    How I ended up
    In this place?

    I mean, I look
    Like a reasonable
    Responsible white dude
    Not a violent thug
    Am I right?

    Well, my life
    Went downhill fast
    When I met Maria Lee
    In that infamous bar.

    You know, the Cosmos bar?
    On Telegraph Ave
    Down the street
    from Mc Arthur Station?

    Do you know the UFO place?
    Been there?

    Yeah then you know
    It is filled with hot assed babes
    Looking for a little side action
    If you know what I mean?

    She was a regular there
    Stood out from the crowd
    Just a drop-dead gorgeous
    Korean babe, a real looker.

    And I was smitten.
    Until she laughed.

    I would have happily
    Married Maria Lee
    If it weren’t for her laughter.

    Maria had a horrid laugher
    That was just so annoying
    A high pitched crackling sound
    That filled the air.

    Like the proverbial chalkboard
    Screeching sound
    That got into your ears
    And got stuck
    Like a malignant earworm.

    Her laughter was annoying as hell
    And she was a beautiful gal
    With a bonkers sexy devil may
    Care personality.

    Otherwise
    We got along famously.

    But I just could not get beyond
    Her annoying laughter.
    That sound made me
    Want to beat her up.
    Just to shut her up
    You know what I mean?

    I had to call it off
    Before I was driven to murder
    Due to her insane laughter.

    It was the laugher
    Did me in
    In the end.

    Got five to ten years
    In this prison paradise
    For the wanton killing
    Of Maria Lee.

    Last but not least, here’s our prompt for the day (optional, as always). Hard-boiled detective novels are known for their use of vivid similes, often with an ironic or sarcastic tone. Novelist Raymond Chandler is particularly adept at these. Here are a few from his novels:

    A few locks of dry, white hair clung to his scalp, like wildflowers fighting for life on a bare rock.

    Dead men are heavier than broken hearts.

    From 30 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 10 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away.

    She smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks in the moonlight.

    He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

    Today, I’d like to challenge you to channel your inner gumshoe and write a poem in which you describe something with a hard-boiled simile. Feel free to use just one, or try to go for broke and stuff your poem with similes till it’s . . . As dense as bread baked by a plumber, as round as the eyes of a girl who wants you to think she’s never heard such language, and as easy to miss as a brass band in a cathedral.

    Who is My Muse?  Dew Drop-in

    “There is no architect
    Can build as the Muse can,
    She is skillful to select
    Materials for her plan”

    Emerson the House

    My muse
    Is a strange one
    A strange creature.

    That hides deep in my mind
    Coming out mostly at night
    Whispering words of wisdom
    In my nightly fantastical dreams.

    Fragments of which
    Haunt my mornings
    As I try to recapture

    The elusive fading memories
    Of my nightly movie scripts
    That plays on in my mind’s eye
    In my private cinema.

    I don’t dream mere dreams
    I dream movies
    And the director of my movies
    Is the ever-elusive fairy queen
    My eternal muse of beauty.

    As I write my poems
    And stories
    She takes control

    Leading me down
    Dark rabbit holes
    Where I fear to tread,

    Encountering the dark demons
    And the wild things
    Of my imagination.
    Who are waiting for me

    Demanding I pay
    For my entertainment.

    I smile as my muse
    Negotiates a way home.
    And I wake up
    And see that my muse

    Sleeps on in the form
    Of my wife
    The love of my life.
    That is the power
    Of the queen of my heart
    My eternal muse.

    April 24—Text—Use A Short Quotation In Your Poem, Embedded Or As an Epigraph

    Super Nonsense Man Writer’s Digest

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    The super nonsense man
    Appeared one day
    In our land.

    He appeared on TV, tweeter
    Facebook and everywhere

    Spreading forth
    Across the virtual universe
    infecting everything with
    One nonsensical conspiracy
    After another.

    Everything he said
    Appear plausible, reasonable
    Even desirable.

    But it was complete nonsense
    Lies based on lies
    Wrapped up in lies
    Hatred and mind-numbing fear

    THEY were after you
    To destroy America
    He claimed.

    All his false words
    Designed to deceive,
    To weaken the mind
    And the spirit
    of the gullible.

    Who soon begin
    Believing everything
    The super nonsense man
    Sprouted forth on TV.

    No one wanted to fact check
    No one believed the truth anymore
    That was so old school it seemed.

    Super nonsense man
    Soon took over the world
    And became what
    Many had feared

    Just another con man
    Off to grift as much
    As he can

    From the land
    Of the free
    And the home of the brave.

    Before leading
    The alien invasion
    Enslaving humanity forever.

    In the end,
    It did not matter
    We all believed

    The lies of
    super-nonsense man.

    And humanity became
    Just another failed civilization
    In a uncaring universe

    For today’s prompt, write a superhero or supervillain poem. It’s OK to write a poem about an established hero or villain, like Thor, Green Lantern, or The Tick. But it would be more fun to have poems about lesser-known (as in, you just invented them) heroes and villains. People like The Recycler, Dr. Dirty Dishes, or the diabolical Pie Bandit. Save the day; wreck the day; but please, write a poem

    Life is an endless dream, my friends

    Life is an endless dream, my friends.
    A dream that has no beginning and no ending
    That flows down the rabbit holes
    Of one’s mind to dark dangerous corners
    Where the wild things do roam

    A Metaphor Write a poem that is entirely made up of one metaphor.

    3 room press prompt (for April 24th)

    The poet dreams lost in memory
    While the secret architect
    His fairy godmother, his muse
    Dances about his head making designs
    The Sun and stars shining overhead
    The poet finds himself alone
    Watching God singing the blues

    3 room press prompt (for April 24th)

    For the first prompt, grab any book at all. Flip to a random page and scan, making a list of ten or more words that catch your eye. Write a single stanza poem that incorporates seven as end words, for a bonus write a sestina (six lines) poem that incorporates all words as end words.

    Prompt words from Emerson ‘The House”

    Poet
    Memory
    Architect
    Muse
    Designs
    Sun
    Stars
    God
    Sings

    I Remember Writer’s Cramp

    I remember it was in September
    A date I shall always remember
    For on that date I met my fate
    Met the love of my life,
    Who soon became my wife,
    With such an impact
    Looked at her every morning.
    Déjà vu moments abound
    her love a mirror image
    Of my love for her.

    Monday Day 25:

    The Mad Woman of My Dreams Aisling

    When I was in high school
    I had my first dream
    The dream changed my life.
    In my fevered imagination
    I saw the most beautiful woman
    In the universe speaking to me

    She was a tall Asian woman
    I knew that someday
    Somehow I would meet her

    It was my fate
    Became my obsession
    To find the girl
    in the dream

    It took eight years
    Before I finally met her
    On a bus in Korea

    I met her
    On the day
    I was determined
    To give up

    To abandon this mad quest
    To find the lady in the dream
    That haunted my nights

    That morning she came to me

    Said

    “don’t worry

    We will be together soon”
    She walked off the bus
    That night

    When I saw her there
    I knew that it was her
    And she knew it too

    Two months later
    She became my wife.

    That was almost 40 years ago
    Every day I recall the dream
    Of how we first met.

    Today’s (optional) prompt is based on the Aisling, a poetic form that developed in Ireland. An Aisling recounts a dream or vision featuring a woman who represents the land or country /in which the poet lives, and who speaks to the poet about it. Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a poem that recounts a dream or vision, and in which, a woman appears who represents or reflects the area in which you live. Perhaps she will be the Madonna of the Traffic Lights or the Mysterious Spirit of Bus Stops. Or maybe the Lost Lady of the Stony Coves will address you. Whatever form your dream visitor takes,

    dental torture blues  Dew Drop Inn

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    Sitting in the dental chair
    Undergoing dental surgery
    While the dentist probes
    And tortures me
    With his instruments of pain.

    The Frank Zappa song

    Plays over and over
    The torture never stops
    The torture never stops.

    And I think of the mad dentist
    In Little House of Horrors
    The Jack Nicolson character
    Who screams Pain is good!

    As he assaults his patients
    Doing root canals
    Without anesthesia.

    And so, I endure the torture
    Of the dentist
    In the vain hope
    I can save my teeth.

    Until the next time
    I undergo mental torture
    The song faces away
    And I slowly recover.

    Then as I leave
    I am confronted with the bill
    And the song roars back to life.

    The torture never stops
    the torture never stops.

    written after seeing

    the dentist © 4 years ago, j

    https://youtu.be/dzc5vW9Ze44

    Flies all green and buzzin’
    In this dungeon of despair
    Prisoners grumblin
    Piss they clothes
    Scratch their matted hair
    A tiny light from a window-hole
    A hundred yards away
    That all they ever get to know
    ‘Bout the regular life in the day
    ‘Bout the regular life in the day

    Slime and rot and rats and snuck
    Vomit on the floor
    Fifty ugly soldier men
    Holdin’ spears by the iron door
    Stinks so bad, stones are chokin’
    Weepin’ greenish drops
    In the den where
    The giant fire puffer works
    And the torture never stops
    The torture never stops, torture
    The torture never stops
    The torture never stops

    Flies all green and buzzin’
    In this dungeon of despair
    An evil prince eats a steamin’ pig
    In a tumbers right near there
    In the chambers right near there
    He eats de snouts and trotters first!
    The loins and the groins are then dispersed
    His carvin’ style is well rehearsed
    He stands and shouts
    All men be cursed (4x)
    And disagree it, well no one durst
    He the best of cause of all the woist
    Best of cause of all the woist

    He stinks so bad his stones been chokin’
    Weepin’ greenish drops
    In the room with the iron maiden
    And the torture never stops, torture
    Torture never stops
    Torture never stops, torture
    Torture never stops

    Flies all green and buzzin’
    In dungeon of despair
    Who are’ll those people
    That is shut away down there
    Are they crazy
    Are they sainted
    Are they heroes someone painted
    Someone painted
    Are they -isms
    Later ornated
    Once they come they have been tainted
    Once they come they have been tainted
    Never been explained
    Since at first it was created
    But a dungeon and his kin’
    Require naught but lockin’ in
    Of any anything that’s been
    Could be a her but it’s probly a him
    Could be a her but it’s probly a him
    Its what’s the deal were dealin’ in
    Its what’s the deal were dealin’ in
    An he stinks so bad it’s hurt
    To the pearl and the piles of blast
    Any dungeon has a trailer
    Were the torture never stops, torture
    Torture never stops
    Torture never stops, torture
    Torture never stops
    Torture never stops, talkin’ to you
    Torture never stops

    April 25—Music—write a(nother) poem in response to a particular song or larger musical work (or to a jukebox situation connected to “drunken barroom layabouts” to quote Harlow Flick)

    Broken Down Souls on the Street PSH

    You see them everywhere
    On the street
    On the bus
    On the metro
    But mostly wandering the streets

    Lost souls
    Broken down defeated souls
    The souls of the living dead

    Dead inside
    Waiting for death
    To deliver them from the agony
    Of the living,

    They make do
    They beg
    They steal
    They con their way,

    Living the life
    Living death
    Broken Souls

    You have two minds
    One part of you

    the fearful part of you
    Conditioned to ignore,

    Conditioned to walk by
    Ingoing the tragic wounded lives
    The broken souls all around you.

    But part of you knows
    That you cannot do  that
    But you can’t save everyone.

    So you do what you can
    You help those whom you can

    All it takes is a little act of compassion
    A little human kindness
    A few bucks or a cup of coffee.

    And you walk by
    Knowing just knowing

    That by a simple act of acknowledging
    Our shared humanity.

    You have made a small victory
    And brought happiness
    To yet another broken down soul.

    And the fear
    that you will be a broken soul
    Recedes away

    Not me never
    Never will happen to me

    But one forgets
    It is a simple matter

    A wrong turn in life
    The wrong place wrong time wrong thing

    And you could be the broken soul
    On the street

    Begging to be heard
    Begging to be taken away

    And so I walk on by no more
    I will listen

    I will talk to them
    I will make a small difference

    And in so doing
    Avoid becoming a broken-down soul

     Entering a Picture (Poetry from Visual Art) by Seretta Martin

    Is it possible for a lesson to appeal to all ages from third grade through adult, beginner through advanced? Yes, this one does! I’ve taught it from elementary through high school, at museums, and senior centers. It stimulates the imagination in magical ways. The picture is a focal point for the poem to develop. The student has selected the image for some personal reason yet to be discovered in the writing of the poem. This lesson teaches attention to images, detailed descriptions, the senses, vocabulary research, and more. Sometimes it triggers memories or uncovers unexpected desires. The student’s imagination is stretched when prompted to crawl into the picture and become someone or something in that world. Start this lesson by using a projector to show and read a few successful model poems and show the pictures that were used. Read some of the poems yourself, then call on students to take turns reading. The model poems create excitement and show students how others have approached the lesson with stellar results. After each poem is read, comment on how the poet addresses aspects of this lesson. After writing paper and handouts are distributed, place a batch of pictures on each table. Give students 5 minutes or so to select a picture for their poem. Collect extra pictures so students can focus on the one picture that they have in front of them. You may want to also leave the lesson projected on the screen. Walk them through these steps:

    Enter into the painting. Let your mind wander. Think about how you would describe it to a blind person. In your poem, you are going to paint a picture with words. As you write, pay close attention to details. Remember, a blind person needs lots of information to visualize the picture. What do you see in the painting? colors? patterns? figures? What do you feel? Write what first comes to mind. Does the art remind you of a memory? Does it remind you of a family member or a friend? Does it remind you of something you lost?

    Describe the place (the setting) that you see in your picture. Is it a meadow? An attic? A candy jar. Your front porch? The edge of a volcano? Think about your five senses and use some of them for rich details in your poem. Describe smells, sounds, tastes, colors, and what things feel like to touch.

    What is happening? Use action words. For example, perhaps the creature in your poem does some of these things: sings, growls, chomps, dives, leaps, flees, soars, glides, races, dances, or slouches. Make your poem come to life with colorful and unusual words. Avoid tired (worn-out words) that are overused and consult a Thesaurus.

    What is not in the picture? Imagine what happened before, during, or after what you see. Crawl into the picture and become a person, animal, or object. Maybe you want to take a point of view as if you are speaking with someone in the picture and use dialog.

    Now, ask yourself questions: Is my first line or stanza so interesting and grabbing that it will make the reader want to read the rest of my poem? Do I want to make my most exciting idea my first line?

    Have I used words that paint a clear picture? Do I want to repeat any sounds or words to make my poem more musical? (lyrical) or to emphasize something?

    How will you end your poem? Will you surprise us? Reveal a secret? Use an unexpected twist? End with a question? Do you want to leave the reader saying ah, or feeling sad, or what? Think of a unique title that makes the reader want to read your poem, but don’t give away too much of your poem in the title.

    Time: 1 to 1.5 hours. More time allows for students to read and share their poem drafts and show their pictures on the projector as they read.

    Materials: Pictures: postcards, greeting cards, pictures cut from magazines or calendars, cards from art galleries and museums, fine arts prints, etc., Thesaurus, projector, paper clips (To clip the picture to the poem at the end of the class session.) Posters of: The Senses, The Emotions, Worn-Out Words, Vocabulary, and Action Words. You may want to look up and print out model adult poems by famous poets such as White Wedding Slippers by Anna Swir, tr. by Czeslaw Milosz, The Starry Night by Anne Sexton, Cezanne’s Ports by Allen Ginsberg, Van Gogh’s Bed by Jane Flanders and Mourning Picture by Adrienne Rich.

    Published in Poetry Crossing – 50+ Lessons for 50 Years of California Poets in the Schools, 2014.

     Response to Watching the War Unfold Writers Digest

    Every morning

    dogs of war howling
    dogs of war howling

    For the last two months
    I and millions of people
    Have tuned into the unending drama

    The trauma of watching the war coverage
    In Ukraine as Russia continues their assault

    Against their neighboring country

    Their cousins as it were
    Who dared to declare themselves
    Independent from their former Russian overlords.

    The world is amazed by the bravery
    Of the Ukrainian people
    And the plucky courage
    Of their leaders
    In defying Putin and his war machine.

    Where this is headed
    No one knows
    But one thing is clear

    In the end Putin and his evil
    Will be defeated
    Ukraine will recover
    And the world
    It will never be the same again

    War has a way
    Of changing things,

    In unanticipated ways
    And unknowable consequences
    follow.

    Once the dogs of war
    Are released to wreak havoc
    Against the people
    Of the world.

    The old song put it best
    War has but one friend
    The undertaker.

    And in Ukraine
    So many people have died
    Becoming war ghosts.

    Joining the corona ghosts
    The gun violence ghosts
    And all the ghosts
    That are everywhere
    these sad end-of times days.

    their voices
    crying in the wind.

    For today’s prompt, write a response poem. Your poem could be in response to a popular poem by another poet, sure, but it could also be a response to a poem you wrote earlier this month. That’s how I’m coming at this prompt today.

    God’s Confession Local gems

     

    I was sitting alone in a dismal dark bar
    In a godforsaken evil din of inequity
    Somewhere on the lunatic fringes of society

    Twenty drinks too sober
    On the dismal wrong end
    Of a Friday Night booze run.

    Ended up in the infamous Cosmos Bar
    On the bad assed wild side part of town
    Over by the abandoned decrepit railroad tracks
    I was surely heading down the highway to hell
    As fast as I could drink it down.

    Enjoying my lonely drink
    Drinking by my lonesome self
    With my partners
    Jimmy Dean and the Walker brother
    And his old Granddad.

    Just drinking and hanging
    With the Jack Daniel’s gang
    Talking with Wild Turkey
    and Evan Williams.

    Yelling at the sweet young bartender

    “Give me one bourbon
    One scotch
    And a beer”

    She smiled as she always did
    Had heard this request a thousand times

    An old washed up smelly derelict
    A crazed bum looking at me
    With a thousand-year-old stare

    Walks up to me
    He begins muttering to himself
    Nutty nonsense, crazy words
    In a lunatic’s voice

    He had the look
    Of one possessed
    By his own demons
    That only he can see
    Or hear

    Possessed by a secret knowledge
    Only he knew,

    Despite myself
    I was fascinated
    By this lunatic’s tale

    So I stopped him and said

    “So crazy dude,
    What’s your game, anyway?”

    The short little dude
    Stopped his insane prattle

    Staring at me
    With that thousand-year-old stare

    Just another washed up
    Crazed lunatic
    Too many drugs

    Some washed up LSD causality
    Leftover from the ’60s
    Too many bad nights
    On the wrong side of life.

    He looked at me
    And proclaimed his story

    He reared up
    And filled up the room
    And lifted the bar
    On his finger.

    And stared down at me
    From the sky,

    And said

    Since you asked

    I am God,
    Jehovah, Allah
    And a billion other names

    The alpha and Omega
    The real deal
    The original dude of dudes

    The Sultan of Swing
    God of hosts
    And the father
    of that Jesus dude.

    But no one knows me
    Any more

    No one cares
    They think I am irrelevant
    They think I am dead

    They think I am a fairy tale
    From some olden, ancient time

    Some say I am dead
    Others think I should be dead
    That my work is done

    I looked at him
    Carefully now
    And what did I see

    An old man
    With that lunatic look
    thousand-year stare

    But there was something else
    He was crazy
    Sure yes

    But perhaps he was the real deal
    I mean why not
    Why would not God be
    A lunatic wandering
    around loose

    Talking to low lives like me
    In a bar on the highway to hell

    So I looked at him
    And invited him to share
    His tale of woe

    God tells me

    “Well, it’s like this
    Many a year ago
    People believed in me

    But one day
    They quit believing in me
    And they went on without me

    As they left me
    My powers got weaker and weaker
    And so eventually I became

    What you see today
    A broken-down drunk
    Hanging out

    Looking for a handout
    Looking for some company
    Or at least a free dinner”

    And he laughed and laughed
    And I looked at him

    And saw the beginnings of the end
    And the ends of the beginnings

    I saw a million planets
    Flash by

    A billion people
    A trillion sentient beings
    Thinking all at once

    Cosmic thoughts filled my head
    Lights flashed

    And I knew
    He was telling the truth

    But it did not matter
    In this day and age
    Of materialism

    God has no role
    God is truly dead

    And so I bought him a drink
    And walked out of the bar
    Profoundly saddened
    by what I had seen

    God was dead
    And we had all conspired
    To kill him.

    Long live God.

    the End

  • April 18 to April 20, 2022 Poems

    April 18 to April 20, 2022 Poems

    I am catching up.  I have kept my quota but slipping on posting them.   Here’s poems for April 18, 19 and 20.

    Here are links to my Previous April poems

    Ten Best April 2021 Poems

    April 25 to April 30 2021Poems

    April 16 to April 20 2021 Poems

    April 16 to April 20 2021 Poems

    April 10 to April 14 2021 Poems

    April 1 to April 5 Poems

    April 6 to April 9 Cosmos’s Poetry 

    April 6 to April 9 Cosmos’s Poetry 

    April 6 to April 9 Cosmos’s Poetry

     Cosmos’s 2020 April Poetry Part One

    Cosmos’s 2020 April Poetry Part One

    April 2019 Poems

    April 20 to April 25th 2021 Poems

    2022 April Poetry Madness April 1 to 3 poems

    April 5 2022, Poems

    April 4th 2022, Poems

    April 6th, 2022 Poems

    April 7th Poems

    April 8, 2022 Poems

    April 9-11, 2022 Poems

    April 12 to April 13, 2022 Poems

    April 14 to April 15, 2022 Poems

    April 16 and 17, 2022 Poems

    Begin Poems:

    Monday Day 18:

    NaNoPoMo Prompt

    Five Answers to What Makes Us Human

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    alien

    Sam Adams one night
    Met some space aliens
    In the Cosmos Bar.

    The first inter-planetary bar
    Located in Berkeley, California
    A known hangout for UFO nuts
    And assorted true believers,

     

     

    Where the sign
    proudly proclaims
    Aliens drink for free.

    The alien asked Sam
    To explain humanity
    To them.

    Sam said,

    Sure.  Here’s what makes us human
    We are evolved from tribal apes
    From distant Africa.

    Conditioned by our God
    Created in his image
    According to his will.

    We believe in family values
    Except for when do not
    Believe in such values.

    More importantly than anything else
    Is the search for love and happiness,

    Few of us ever met our soul mates
    We are always looking for the one
    The one that will make us complete,

    The aliens smiled, Said,

    Well, that was interesting
    But there is one thing
    We can agree on,

    You earth people
    Sure are crazy
    The craziest species
    In the known universe.

    But you make the best brew
    And the best coffee
    And play the best blues
    In the universe.

    Sam said,

    Thanks, I’ll drink to that.

    Last but not least, here is today’s prompt (optional, as always). It’s based on Faisal Mohyuddin’s poem “Five Answers to the Same Question.” Today, I’d like to challenge you to write your poem that provides five answers to the same question – without ever specifically identifying the question that is being answered.

    Dew Drop inn

    Sam Adams Met His Fate

    Sam Adams
    Often thought that his life
    Truly began on September 7, 1982

    When he met his Dreamgirl
    Who walked out of his dreams
    He has been having it since 1974

    She walked out of his dreams
    Into his life
    Two months later
    She became his wife.

    Sam thought
    When she became his mate,
    That was the date
    He had met his fate.

    April 18—April 18 Prompt: “Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart!”—write a poem where love turns everything around somehow, or stops a course of action, or stops everything!

    Based on my true love story. See “Dreamgirl” postings on my web page, Dreamgirl re-published

    The Story of How We Met

    dreams and the Unexplanable
    dreams and the Unexplanable

    Note: This is a true story. For further details see Dreams and the Unexplainable– a Chicken
    Soup for the Soul book, published in September 2017 or Joy Links Forever Just Published Dream Girl and Cheating Death Twenty Times,

    It all began in Berkeley, California
    In the springtime of 1974
    One fateful afternoon
    I was sleeping in my high school Physics class.

    I looked up and saw a tall,
    beautiful Asian woman
    standing there looking at me.

    She was the most beautiful women
    in the universe to me
    I screamed out, who are you?

    She disappeared
    as if she was beamed
    away from my dream.

    I knew that someday
    I would meet the girl
    In the dream.

    Little did I know
    I would have to wait until 1982

    Starting that month
    I began having the same dream
    Month and month and month.
    Always the same.

    She was saying something
    in a strange language.
    Then one day.

    I had the dream
    and knew that
    She was in Korea.

    So, I chose to go
    to Korea
    In the Peace Corps,

    Somehow knowing
    That I would meet her there.
    One day

    A year after the Peace Corps ended
    A month before I planned
    to leave to return
    to the U.S. for graduate school.

    That morning early in the morning
    I had the last of these dreams.
    This time I understood her.

    She said, “Don’t worry.
    We’ll meet soon.”

    That evening
    As I was getting off the bus

    To go to my class
    I saw getting off the bus
    The girl in my dream.

    It was she!
    I was speechless.

    I did not know what to do.
    Throughout the evening

    I ran into her several times.
    Finally, I was introduced to her.

    I muttered some lame excuse
    About wanting to find a Korean tutor
    and got her number.

    The next day she came to the gate
    At my base where I was teaching
    ESL to Koreans

    She said that she
    had to speak with me.
    I told to wait in the library
    for about an hour,

    and I would cancel the class
    and meet her then.

    We went out for coffee.
    She told me that she was madly
    in love with me
    And simply had to have me.

    I told her I felt the same way.
    I proposed five days later,
    And got married one month later.

    Does she believe this story?
    She claims she does not believe it
    Because it is impossible to be true.

    But I know that there
    are other worlds and other times.

    In a past life
    We must have been together somehow.

    And our love was so strong
    That it crossed over the barrier
    of time and space.

    She found me in 1974,
    But it took until 1982
    For us to meet.

    And it has been 36 years
    Since we met in the physical sphere
    Or 45 years since the dream began.

    And I still recall the dream
    And meeting her.

    I had no choice
    When I met her
    We were fated to be together,

    Until the end of this lifetime
    And the next and the next.

    April 18, 2022: Poetry Writing Prompt – jake Aller

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by jake Aller:

    Write a poem about a premonition of something that would happen in your life, that came true.  What was the premonition? How did it occur?  How did it come true?

    Example:  I dreamt of meeting my wife eight years before I met her.  I knew that the dream was a premonition of a future event. and in that case, my dreams did indeed come true.

    We the People Will Wake Up Soon

    guns
    gun

    We the people someday soon
    Will wake up and demand
    That the government and society

     

     

     

    Stop the gun carnage in our streets
    Enough, no more gun madness
    The people have had enough,

    The NRA and their stooges
    Will continue to insist
    That the solution to gun violence.

    Is more guns for everyone
    Only then can we be free
    From the fear of constant violence.

    The only solution is for everyone
    To be armed to the teeth
    With the latest weapons of war.

    Then we will all be afraid
    Of each other
    And no one will take a chance,

    That the other will pull out
    A gun to end their dispute.

    The people have had enough
    They are sick and tired
    Of the constant fear.

    And they don’t buy the NRA lies
    Anymore.

    In short,
    It is time for the people
    To stand up,

    And demand an end
    To the gun violence
    In our streets.

    Politicians are a craven lot
    If the public speaks loud enough
    They will do something
    To shut them up.

    Until that happens
    Every day
    We will watch
    Another day of massive gun incidents.

    Just ten more
    This easter weekend alone
    as I wrote this poem.

    For today’s prompt, take the phrase “We (blank),” replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write your poem. Possible titles might include: “We the People,” “We Want It Now,” “We in the Royal Sense,” and/or “We vs. Wii.”

    Year of Medical Hell

    Joy Links Forever Just Published Dream Girl and Cheating Death Twenty Times

    In 1996, I had a bad week,
    That turned into a bad year.
    I almost lost my life
    That year,
    Almost lost my career.

    It started with a jog
    I fell down a ledge
    In the dark.

    Shattered my heal
    In a million pieces

    Flew off the next day
    To San Antonio
    Where my wife was stationed.

    While I was working in DC,
    They had to wait a few days
    For the swelling to go down.

    Then they did the first
    Of 14 operations.
    The staph infection
    That almost killed me

    Attacked me after
    The first operation.

    At the end of the week
    I thought it would take
    Four months to heal

    Instead, it took almost nine months
    14 operations before they
    Defeated the MDR Staph
    And saved my leg
    And my life.

    One year later
    I ended up in the ER
    Due to chronic overuse
    Of antibiotics.

    My internal flora flared up
    An acute GI infection
    If I had gotten to the hospital
    An hour later
    I would have been dead.

    A few weeks later
    I developed a frozen shoulder syndrome
    Also due to excessive antibiotic use.

    While in the hospital
    The internal medicine doctor
    Noticed that there was something
    Else going on.

    They finally figured out
    I had a rare parasite
    That was inert
    Did not do anything

    But if you ever took steroids
    It would react and blow up
    Your stomach killing you
    In an hour.

    Fortunately for me
    They found it
    And there was a cure
    That killed the parasite.

    If that doctor had not persisted
    Had not found the parasite
    I would have died
    After taking that steroid
    And become a medical mystery death.

    Thus ended my year
    of medical horror shows.
    In 1996 and 1997
    My year from hell.

    Tuesday Day 19:

    NaPoWriMo Prompt

    Don’t Fall in Love with Me

    lovers in the rain
    lovers in the rain

    “Don’t fall in love with me”
    Sam Adams told his latest flame
    Maria Lee
    Whom he met at the Cosmos Club
    In Bangkok, Thailand

     

     

     

     

    She was a dropdead gorgeous
    Korean woman on the lam
    From her husband

    She smiled demurely

    And said

    “Don’t worry I won’t fall in love again
    Already done that thing once is enough
    But I could use a little loving
    If that is okay by you.”

    “Sure,” Sam Adams said.
    Falling in love with her
    Despite his spidersense
    Tingling red alert.

    Today’s featured online journal is The Cortland Review, which has published nearly ninety issues over more than twenty years. In their newest issue, I’ll point you to Justin Janisse’s “Missing You, Expensively” and Grace Q. Song’s “Birthday.”

    And now for our daily (optional) prompt! Today’s challenge is to write a poem that starts with a command. It could be as uncomplicated as “Look,” as plaintive as “Come back,” or as silly as “Don’t you even think about putting that hot sauce in your hair.” Whatever command you choose, I hope you have fun ordering your readers around.

    Good Golly, Ms. Molly Rhyming Poem

    Good Golly, Ms. Molly
    Good golly
    Ms. Molly
    Let’s have some folly
    And go to Bali
    Or Raleigh
    Someplace holly
    strong>Where we can get jolly
    Eating a tamale
    Or a Canali.

    April 19—Write a silly rhyming poem!

    PSH prompt

    Three poems about our times Legal

    Three poems about our times Medical

    Three poems about our time’s Energy

    One the legal system faces challenges

    In this day and age
    Of fear of crime
    Crime and punishment
    Is everywhere
    Hanging and lynching
    No longer just historical terms

    Judge and jury form the basis
    Of our Legal systems
    Based on Lies and truth
    And justice is not free
    Those that have money
    Have justice
    Those that do not
    Face constant injustice

    Two Medical Fears Abound

    Every day I am afraid
    Afraid I might get
    The big Alzheimer’s
    That took my mother
    And my father-in-law
    The dreaded cancer
    That killed my father
    And his father
    Dementia that haunted my mother
    Fibromyalgia that fills me with constant pain

    Three Energy Blues

    wind-turbine-11
    wind-turbine-11

    The world needs energy
    Needs renewable energy
    Needs to get beyond
    carbon-based energy
    that is destroying the world

    needs to end fracking
    needs to end nuclear power
    needs to seek the energy
    of the future.

    Look up an industry completely foreign to you. This could be anything: medical, timber, steel, tech/IT, cosmetics, coatings, pharmaceuticals, office supplies, etc. Pick one and generate a list of industry-specific jargon using a minimum of twenty-five words.

    Pick three different industries, so your list is a minimum of 75 words (or phrases, phrases are okay). Write a poem that uses 1 word or phrase per line for the duration of the poem, however long you choose to make it. Mix industries! Write the poem in multiple parts!

    This is a time-consuming exercise, but it’s a wonderful one because it so frequently spawns more than one poem, and the exercise is great at pulling writers out of their respective comfort zones.

    Writers com

    Writer’s Digests What’s Out There – Secret Societies

    Atlantis – Wikipedia

    https://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Atlantis

    In Frederick Tennyson’s Atlantis (1888), an ancient Greek mariner sails west and discovers an inhabited island which is all that remains of the former kingdom.

    Is the world secretly controlled
    By ancient secret societies
    Dating back to the founding
    Of the world?

    Back to the fabled Atlantis
    Lemuria and other ancient
    Civilizations?

    And are these secret societies
    Still running the world
    Through the Illuminati
    The freemasons
    And other secret conspiracies?

    And are these societies
    Made up of human beings
    Or shapeshifting reptilian creatures?

    I have no answers
    Just questions
    About the secrets
    That controls our world.

    Here are the Two-for-Tuesday prompts:

    1. Write a What’s There poem, and/or…
    2. Write a What’s Not There poem.

     Local Gem

     Day 19: Distraction

    Binge Watching the End-of-the-World  Local Gem

    In these dark and dangerous times

    We all need a distraction
    From the constant grim news
    With the war all around us

    The news is constant gloom and doom.
    Gunmen on the lose
    Death everywhere
    End-of-the-world feelings abound.

    The only thing to keep us sane
    Is to sit down and binge-watch
    Our favorite shows.

    The ultimate distraction
    from the awful reality.

    The sillier the better
    The more absurd it is
    It keeps us
    From giving into despair.

    So grab some popcorn
    And a glass of wine
    And binge-watch
    your blues away.

    Wednesday Day 20:

    NaPoWriMo Prompt

    Narnia is Real

    Narnia

    Sam Adams, an old man
    Recently returning to his hometown,
    Was walking in the Berkeley Hills.

    Ended up at Tilden Park
    Where he had been hiking
    Ever since he was a child.

    He was hoping to getaway.
    From all the turmoil,
    The dismal news of the day

    The constant chattering on his TV.
    He was often lost in thought
    Thinking back on his favorite books

    Re-reading the classics
    Of his youth.
    He loved the Chronicles of Narnia
    Often thought
    That Narnia was real

    That Oz was real
    And that Middle earth
    Happened as well.

    And Harry Potter
    Existed in an alternate universe

    He imagined finding
    Portals to other worlds.

    While lost in thought
    He came upon an unusual site

    An open door in the air
    With a note
    Narnia is calling you.

    He laughed having thought
    About Narnia reality
    All week long.

    He jumped through the portal
    Sam Adams disappearance
    Remained a mystery.

    April 20—Book report—subtly (or overtly) incorporate a book report or response into a poem about something else. (If you name the book, avoid spoilers!)

    Snarling, Sassy, Snarky, Smarmy, Sarcastic Coffee Thoughts

    I like to start my day with a hot cup of coffee
    I pound down the coffee
    First thing I do every day as the dawning sunlight
    Lights up my lonesome room

    Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but God damn coffee

    I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell; growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by ex Vietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world, insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved, paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution, Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century, the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical, Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee

    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
    Of caffeine-induced neuron enhancing chemicals
    I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear

    I turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
    Lying through their teeth about the great success the government is having
    Following the great leader’s latest pronouncements

    I want to scream and shoot the TV
    And run outside
    Shouting “Stop the world.
    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”

    The earth does not care a whit about my attitude
    It merely shrugs and moves around the Sun
    In its appointed daily run

    And I sit down
    The madness dissipates a bit
    And enjoy my second cup
    Of heaven and hell
    In my morning cup of Joe/

    And now for today’s (optional) prompt. Today, I’d like to challenge you to write a poem that anthropomorphizes a kind of food. It could be a favorite food of yours, or maybe one you feel conflicted about. I feel conflicted about Black Forest Cake, for example. It always looks so pretty in a bakery window, and I want to like the combination of cherries and chocolate . . . but I don’t. But how does the cake feel about it?

    PSH prompt

    To Friends I Have Lost Along The Way

    If you have been around
    As long as I have
    More than 66 years
    On this planet,

    You would no doubt
    Lost a few friends
    Along the way
    And family members too.

    I recall all my friends
    Who have left this mortal plane
    Spending way too little time
    in my life.

    I recall Demel Tucker
    My high school black friend
    From the debate team
    Who died of AIDS
    All alone in the end.

    I remember Jon Weber
    My Austrian born college roommate
    Who died of prostate cancer
    At age 45,

    We had lost touch
    Over the years
    Last saw him
    In the 80s.

    I recall Paul Simon
    Who shared the visa line
    With me in Korea

    Went out for a walk
    One morning
    Did not come back.

    I mourn Chris Richards
    My boss in Bangkok, Thailand
    We were due to have lunch
    When he died of an heart attack
    That morning.

    I recall Julian Bartley
    My boss in Seoul
    Died in the terrorist bombing
    In Kenya.

    I recall Judy
    From my days in Mumbai
    Died suddenly too soon.

    I recall my sister Inga
    Who died of a mysterious illness
    When she turned 45.

    I recall my mother
    Who died of Alzheimer’s
    And my father
    Who died of cancer.

    And there were many more
    And sadly, many more
    Will join them

    Before I leave this mortal plane.
    The curse of getting old
    I suppose.

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Joan Fingon:

    Prompt word: remembrance

    In this exercise, focus on writing about a specific loss of a loved one or dear friend, recent or from your past. What is the essence of your loss and how might you express and honor their memory? What did the individual mean to you?

    To inspire your writing be guided by these words as an example…

    remember those in passing

    they are the roots of the tree

    Local Gem Mini-epic

    Epic Road Trip Summer of 2016

    ON THE ROAD PUBLISHED

    In the summer of 2016
    We drove across the country
    Just the wife and me

    10,000 miles
    31 states
    Three months on the road

    We started in DC
    Right after I retired
    From the U.S. State Department
    After 27 years of service
    Mostly overseas.

    Time to rediscover America
    I told my Korean-born wife.

    We drove down south
    Through Virginia,
    North and South Carolina
    Georgia

    Spent the night
    At Ft Lee
    And at a naval base
    In Georgia

    Ended up in Tampa Florida
    Where we stayed a week
    Looking at real estate
    And registered to vote

    Becoming Florida residents
    Visiting friends
    In Sarasota, Florida.

    Then back on the road
    Up through Florida
    Spent the night
    In Tallahassee

    Then went to Mobile, Alabama
    And Birmingham too,
    Checking out the sites

    Driving through rural Florida
    And Southern Alabama,

    Went to Arkansas
    Spent the night in Hot Springs
    And another night as well.
    Lost money at the Casino.
    visited the Clinton library

    Then on through Missouri
    Mississippi, and East Texas
    Checking our the rural heartland

    Seeing lots of poor
    rundown communities everywhere.

    Drove through Oklahoma
    Through the Indian country
    Spent the night outside
    Of Oklahoma City.

    Then drove through Texas
    To Amarillo
    Where we had a decent
    Texmex dinner
    in that nothing burger town.

    Drove through Texas
    And New Mexican desert
    Spend two days in Albuquerque

    Lost money at the casinos
    Ate dinner at the oldest restaurant
    In the U.S. tried New Mexican wine

    Drove through Arizona
    Took it easy at the shrine

    To the iconic traveler’s song
    Spend the night in Windsor
    Up through to Las Vegas

    Spent the night
    Saw old friends
    Lost more money.

    Drove to Reno
    I lost money there too
    Then through Area 51
    Stopping off at the famed
    Alien Brothel

    Stayed at Gold, Nevada
    I lost money there too

    Drove through northwest Nevada
    Northeast California
    Through Mt Lassen and Shasta

    On to Medford Oregon
    Where we stayed for a month
    Taking care of property issues.

    Then we hit the road again
    Drove through eastern Oregon
    Stopping off at Burns, Oregon

    Then drove through Idaho
    Stopped at the Potato museum
    Why not I said?

    We saw Grand Tetons
    And Yellowstone
    Stayed three days

    Then on through Wyoming
    Saw the Devil’s Tower
    And Mt. Rushmore

    Lost money gambling
    In Deadwood
    Drinking at the bar

    Where Wild Bill Hitchcock
    Played his final Deadman’s hand.
    Stayed a few days
    In Rapid City, South Dakota
    Touring the badlands.

    I now know
    why people don’t live
    In South Dakota

    Hot, dry dusty
    Windy as hell
    The Black Hills are nice

    But after seeing Mt. Rushmore
    There is not much left to do
    Rapid City did not impress me

    Nor did Sioux Falls
    And wall drugs
    Well the free water was nice

    But it is a nothing town
    In a nothing state
    On the edge of the badlands
    And the Sioux reservation

    There is a reason the Indians
    live there
    No one else wanted the land
    And they are warehoused there

    So I drove through Rapid City
    And thought that
    it is the heart of Trump Land
    The land of the forgotten
    The left behind

    Just another nothing-burger
    of a State
    In the middle of nowhere
    Truly flyover country

    Drove on through Iowa
    And Minnesota
    Spend the day in the twin cities
    Before driving to Milwaukee.

    And on to Wisconsin
    Spent the night in Madison
    Reminded me of my Berkeley.

    Drove to Chicago
    Spend two days
    Checking it out
    Enjoyed being there,

    Drove through rural Indiana
    And Illinois
    Then through Ohio
    Spent the night
    In Columbus.

    Drove on to Pittsburg
    Spent the day there
    Saw some great art museums

    Before driving to DC
    Where we shipped our car
    And belongings to Korea

     End 

  • April 14 to April 15, 2022 Poems

    April 14 to April 15, 2022 Poems

    April 14 to April 15, 2022 Poems

    I am falling behind as I took a trip last week.  I have kept my quota but slipping on posting them.   Here’s poems for April 12 and 13

    Here are links to my Previous April poems

    Ten Best April 2021 Poems

    April 25 to April 30 2021Poems

    April 16 to April 20 2021 Poems

    April 16 to April 20 2021 Poems

    April 10 to April 14 2021 Poems

    April 1 to April 5 Poems

    April 6 to April 9 Cosmos’s Poetry 

    April 6 to April 9 Cosmos’s Poetry 

    April 6 to April 9 Cosmos’s Poetry

     Cosmos’s 2020 April Poetry Part One

    Cosmos’s 2020 April Poetry Part One

    April 2019 Poems

    April 20 to April 25th 2021 Poems

    2022 April Poetry Madness April 1 to 3 poems

    April 5 2022, Poems

    April 4th 2022, Poems

    April 6th, 2022 Poems

    April 7th Poems

    April 8, 2022 Poems

    April 9-11, 2022 Poems

    April 12 to April 13, 2022 Poems

    Begin Poems

    Thursday Day 14:

    Mega Drought Dooms Humanity Dew Drop Inn

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megadrought

    A megadrought (or mega-drought) is a prolonged drought lasting two decades or longer. Past megadroughts have been associated with persistent multiyear La …

    https://www.nytimes.com/article/what-is-a-megadrought.html

    Aug 19, 2021 … Simply put, a megadrought is a period of extreme dryness that lasts for decades. Within that period there may be occasional better, wet, years, …

    https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/us-megadrought-worst-least-1200-years-researchers-say-rcna16202

    Feb 15, 2022 … U.S. megadrought worst in at least 1,200 years, researchers say. The drought also shows no signs of letting up, with increasing temperatures …

    Sam Adams
    Was an ecologist
    With the Cosmos Institute

    He was studying the decline
    Of ancient civilizations
    In North America

    And concluded that
    Humanity would soon face
    A world in which its existence
    Is doomed

    As nature will no longer
    Support such a large civilization
    As climate change leads
    To a mega drought

    In the western parts
    Of North America
    And China and India
    As well.

    It would be
    The end of the world.

    Prompt The intersection of nature and civilization…

    The future is coming and I can’t Wait for NaPoWriMo

    Robots take over

    Thinking about the future
    I am excited

    So many amazing things
    Are about to happen
    Dream and thought recording devices
    Internet implants

    Human-robot slaves
    Self-driving vehicles
    True AI Systems

    Time Travel
    Teleportation

    Cloning
    Growing new bodies
    Life extension leading
    To almost immortality

    Lunar and Martian colonies
    Development of space travel
    Meeting alien civilizations

    The future is coming
    And I can’t wait

    I want a robot slave
    Maybe even a robot lover
    And a new body

    And I want to see Mars
    And meet space aliens

    And now for our (optional) prompt! Today, in honor of the potential luckiness of the number 13, I’d like to challenge you to write a poem that, like the example poem here, joyfully states that “Everything is Going to Be Amazing.” Sometimes, good fortune can seem impossibly distant, but even if you can’t drum up the enthusiasm to write yourself a riotous pep talk, perhaps you can muse on the possibility of good things coming down the track. As they say, “the sun will come up tomorrow,” and if nothing else, this world offers us the persistent possibility of surprise.

    How to Make a Perfect Smoothie Writers Digest

    smoothie ingredients

    How to Make a Perfect Smoothie

    My daily breakfast consists
    of a perfect super-foods smoothie

    Here is how to make
    This breakfast of champions

    In a blender
    Put in Kefir first
    Then powered collagen
    Insulin powder
    Honey
    Cinnamon

    Then add in fruits
    And vegetables

    Almonds
    Asparagus
    Apples
    Apple cider vinegar
    Banana,
    Blueberries,
    Carrots
    Cherries
    Coconut oil
    Ginseng
    Ginger powder
    Kale
    oranges
    Macca root
    pineapple,
    Raspberry
    Spinach,
    stevia
    strawberry,
    Sweet potatoes (cooked)
    Turmeric powder
    Walnuts
    Wheatgrass

    all blended to perfection
    That is my daily breakfast
    Fit for a champion.

    I often eat it
    As cereal as it is so thick
    Adding in cereal or oatmeal
    and raisins.

    2022 April PAD Challenge: Day 13

    Write a poem every day of April with the 2022 April Poem-A-Day Challenge. For today’s prompt, write a How to Blank poem.

    For today’s prompt, take the phrase “How to (blank),” replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write your poem. Possible titles might include: “How to Win at Life,” “How to Cook Lasagna,” “How to Fall in Love,” and/or “How to Write a Poem.”

    Covid Life PSH

    covid virus
    covid virus

    Ever since COVID hit
    I have been laying low
    Not going out much

    Not meeting friends
    But doing weekly zoom
    With my best friends
    That has kept me sane

    Been doing a lot of writing
    Lots of COVID poems
    Featuring General Corona
    And his COVID bot army

    General Corona
    Appeared to me
    in a dream.

    I fell asleep after watching
    The former guy goes on and on about
    Fighting a war against an invisible army.

    And thought well
    Every army
    needs a general.

    General corona appeared
    In my dream
    A tall black man
    Dressed in a black general’s uniform
    Riding the black horse of revelations.

    With an army of imperial storm troopers
    In black uniforms
    Marching shooting ray guns
    Filled with the virus
    At everyone they encounter.

    That is how
    I coped with the COVID
    pandemic lockdown,

    This poetry writing prompt submitted by Gary Grossman:

    We’re all tired of COVID but it is good fodder for poetry. Write a poem about how your life changed specifically during the pandemic. Did you exercise more, did you burn incense more, and did you read books that had been sitting in a pile for years? Focus on describing your mental state and how that translated into your physical state. Did your muscles ache from walking, what was the smell of the hand cream you used to soothe your skin? Did your partner participate with you?

    If you write a poem from this prompt, post it as a comment underneath the prompt in the Poetry Super Highway Facebook Group.
    #napowrimo #poetry

    The Final Getaway Local Gem

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Narnia

    The series is set in the fictional realm of Narnia, a fantasy world of magic, mythical beasts and talking animals. It narrates the adventures of various …

     

    Sam Adams, an old man
    Recently returning to his hometown,
    Was walking in the Berkeley Hills.
    Ended up at Tilden Park

    Where he had been hiking
    Ever since he was a child.

    He was hoping to getaway.
    From all the turmoil,
    The dismal news of the day
    The constant chattering on his TV.

    He came upon an unusual sight
    An open door in the air
    With a note
    Narnia is calling you.

    He laughed
    Recalling his favorite
    Childhood stories
    The Chronicles of Narnia.

    He always wondered
    If the stories were true
    As he always felt
    The stories were.

    He jumped through the portal
    Sam Adams disappearance
    Remained a mystery.

    He left behind a tangled mess
    Millions of dollars in assets
    Scattered across several states.

    .The End

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