Category: political rants

  • Joe Go Bold or Go Home, revised

    Joe Go Bold or Go Home, revised

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    Call for Public Service

    Time for National Service

    Go Bold or Go Home!

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    Joe, Either Go Bold or Retire!

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    I am writing to you to offer you my advice for winning the nomination and the Presidency.  This is an update to my earlier advice which I hope you have seen.  I have a few additional thoughts to add first.

    You have done three things right in the last few weeks.

    Pledge to Run a Civil Campaign and Challenge Trump to make the same committment

    One you called Donald Trump up and had a civil conversation with him about the Corona Virus, gave him advice and listened to him as well.  This one act shows what a leader is and can do. Bravo on the initiative.

    I would follow up with a pledge to not go negative and ask that Trump commits as well to a civil tone throughout the campaign.  If he fails to do that, well you at least tried and again showed what a mature leader is in contrast to the immaturity of Trump.

    Two you talked nice about Bernie and his ideas.  You need his support and Elizabeth Warren’s support.

    Pick VP and Senior Cabinet nominees Now

    Third you pledged to nominate a woman as your VP.  I’d announce your pick now – as a way to generate momentum and energy.

    I would also nominate Elizabeth Warren as your pick for Secretary of Labor,  Bernie Sanders as either EPA or Energy, and Mayor Pete as your incoming Secretary of Defense.   For Secretary of State (my old agency) I’d nominate Susan Rice.

    I’d nominate them all along with your VP pick sooner rather than later.

    Call for Virtual Convention and Mail in General Election

    I’d call for a Virtual convention – August may still be a bit dicey to have a massive convention.

    Re the fall election I’d call upon all States to offer mail in ballots as well as extended voting to reduce the crowds on election day itself. Accept the fact that results will likely be delayed by a week or so but so be it.

    Corona Virus  Response

    Continue to highlight how you coped with the pandemics while you were in the WH.  Continue to focus on how Trump blew it initially and is still not on top of the situation. Continue to call out his constant lies and misstatements. But, and this is key, continue to offer concrete suggestions as how to do it better, and praise Trump for all the hard work he is doing and that he is finally taking it seriously.

    Reforming the Federal Budget

    This is perhaps boring to voters but very important to the long term stability of the country.

    I would call upon Congress to change how they do budgets and shift to a two year budgetary cycle.  The first year of congress would be devoted to passing the two year budget, the second year would be devoted to oversight and supplemental budget requests.

    Coupled that shifting to a calendar year budget.  Eliminate the possibility of government shutdowns by enacting automatic CR’s if budgets are not passed on time. But also require budgets to be passed on time – December 1 in the prior year. If a budget is not passed on time, keep congress in town until the budget is passed.  And if for some reason the budget is not passed, dinge congressional salaries until the budget is passed.

    Second commission a study to look at our tax situation and make suggestions for common sense tax reform.  Start by figuring out how much money the government spends in a given year,  the reform the tax code to generate most of the revenue from taxes. Consider a national sales tax as well.  Reserve borrowing for large scale infrastructure, and military spending. And consider a surcharge on income about 25 million per year.

    I would also look at federal spending and ask that all departments identify lower priority projects with a required 5% reduction in federal spending per agencies except for health related and education related agencies which would be given a considerable bump up in spending. I would do this for three years so that in three years overall spending has been reduced by about 10 percent. Leave it up to the agencies to identify lower priority projects that should not be micromanaged by the White House.

    For the defense department consider eliminating such things as golf courses, domestic PX and commissary stores and other non-essential spending.

    Finally consider turning over some federal government functions to the states.  For example the states could manage the national forests and perhaps the national park service.

    The conservative idea of moving federal agencies out of  Washington DC has considerable merit in my opinion.

    The rest of my earlier suggestions follow with a few updates

    I retired from the U.S. State Department in 2016 after 27 years of service. I grew up in Berkeley went to college at the University of the Pacific and graduated from the University of Washington (MA Korean Studies, MPA). I also served in the Peace Corps in Korea. I have been to 49 out of 50 states (minus Alaska) and 45 countries.

    My advice, in a nutshell, is to make this a campaign about the future and your vision of the future. Paint your opponent Donald Trump as yesterday’s candidate, and mock him, calling on Grandpa Trump to retire to Florida and play golf. Depict him as senile, out of touch, corrupt and focused on returning America to the 19th Century. And call for progressive bold new ideas for the future of America. Be optimistic, be full of hope and good will.  Freely steal from Bernie and Elizabeth’s proposals and adopt her detailed plans – after talking with her of course.  Call for reform not revolution and stress competence vrs incompetence and chaos.

    Avoid Hillary’s Mistakes

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    Hillary’s biggest mistake was in my view making it all about how bad Donald Trump is, and not giving the voters a real sense of where she wanted to take the country.  and making it seemed that she thought she was entitled and it was her time.  that is a big turnoff in politics.

    She also took it for granted and did not compete everywhere.  You have to out hustle Trump and go everywhere – hold virtual town halls everywhere until the Corona virus threat fades away.

    You have to earn the trust of the voters and can’t be seen as thinking you are entitled to the presidency because you have done your dues so to speak.  That is the kiss of electoral suicide – look at Mitch Romney and Hillary Clinton – both lost because they thought that it was there time and they were entitled to the presidency, the voters simply thought otherwise and showed them the door.

    And in an age where the voters were ready for a big change to the status quo, being the establishment candidate was the kiss of death. Not to mention she refused to compete everywhere. And allowed Donald Trump to paint her as “crooked Hillary” and as too much part of the establishment which the public rightly destructed so much. She could have picked Bernie Sanders as her running mate, and perhaps defeated Donald Trump. In the end she won where it did not matter and did not compete where she should have competed.

    So, in this upcoming election you have to tell the voters why you are so much better for them and the country than Donald Trump. It will not be enough to run against the Donald. People have to want to vote for you.  Your experience counts for a lot but it is not enough.  Your age is the same as Donald’s so that is a wash.

    How to Beat Trump

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    there is one thing you must do right now which is to own your son’s alleged conflict of interest.

    Here’s how I would shut up the 24/7 Hunter Biden nonsense.

    First man up and apologize for your son’s alleged conflict of interest. Say that he did nothing wrong but perhaps he should have avoided working overseas to avoid the appearance of a conflict of interest.   Pledge that your family will not have any role in your administration other than your wife’s first lady duties.  Say that a real man apologizes for his mistakes and the mistakes of people around him. Contrast that with Con Man Don – your name for Donald Trump – inability to ever admit that he made a mistake because he is such a stable genius.

    re the charge that you are senile demand that Donald Trump and you both get a full mental health assessment at the same time.  That should shut him up.

    talk constantly about Donald Trump being the most corrupt president in US history and that he is guilty or gross nepotism.

    Finally ignore his tweets. When he tweets something obnoxious dismiss it with the phrase ”

    There he Goes Again”.

    then talk about your bold yet pragmatic agenda over and over again.

    GO BOLD OR BE RETIRED

    The times cries out for bold progressive challenges and for fresh thinking. You have two strikes against you. First, your age and your experience. Can’t do anything about either but you can run as a can do moderate progressive who knows how to get things done. Then resist the temptation to campaign against Donald.

    Make people want to vote for you as they share your vision of the possible future.  and stop talking about Obama and the status quo – people don’t want to go back to the status quo that frankly was not working for many people. You can’t be the establishment’s candidate and win.

    Here are my suggested policy proposals.

    GO BOLD OR GO HOME!!!!

    I would put forth a series of comprehensive bold future-oriented policies and reiterate them every chance you get. You could call them Joe’s Plan for the Future of America, or  Joe’s Contract with the American People, something along those lines. Maybe

    “Let’s Boldly Go into the Future,” and rename your campaign as “Joe for the American People”  use one of your great assets your reputation for being an every day Joe. Your name is great for this messaging.

    But be big, bold, brassy, optimistic and challenge your opponents to produce a better plan or shut up and work with you to solve the nation’s problems.

    Call for Free College Education Coupled with National Service Requirements.

    It is time to change the game plan in Washington DC. You need a new bold proposal that will unite the country and heel the divisions.  My proposal is for you to embrace mandatory national service for three years.  Everyone finishing their service would receive full funding for college, technical training or a grant to set up their own business because after all not everyone needs to go to college, we need to encourage technical training and starting up small business as well.

    the key is that the service would be universal and all citizens and LPR’s between age 18 and 25 would serve three years – no exceptions.  Most would be military, but people could serve as fine fathers. adjust police officers, adjust border patrol officers, adjust teachers, peace corps volunteers or serve in state/local and federal government positions.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for. For recent graduates , they can serve and get their college debt forgiven. To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford. And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service. and point out that shifting to a mandatory national service requirement would save the Pentagon money on salaries.  the cost would be modest – minimum wage, housing, medical care and college tuition after their service.   People would serve between age 18 and 25 one year of training and two years of service, with an optional second enlistment for three more years of educational benefits through PHD/professional degrees.  Starting at age 18 until age 25 people will be randomly selected to begin service.  those who are 25 will have until they turn 26 to report for service. They would have one year to report for service.

    Free College/technical training or money to open a business in exchange for national service

    Most people will start college, or tech training institute, then do military or other service, and then return to college to finish their college. That is fine.  Ensure that colleges will not only accommodate that but will also offer college credits for military and other on the job training acquired during national service.  This would also cut the cost of college attendance for most people to a manageable three years instead of four to five years.  And of course, ensure that people can go to technical training institutes instead of a traditional college as we really need to grow the next generation of technical workers as well. and also ensure that those who wish financial assistance in setting up a small business would receive that assistance as well as we need to encourage the small business start ups as well.

    All Must Serve

    And most importantly, shared national service will help restore America’s sense that this is our land, this land belongs to everyone. The rich and the poor alike.  We are all in this together.  We have lost sight of that.  The military has become an army of paid mercenaries recruited from the lower classes.  If everyone serves, there will be less temptation to send troops into harms way.  This will be a win- win for everyone except for the student loan vultures.  everyone who is a citizen or permanent resident must serve, foreigners on student visas or other short term visas could serve and receive a green card for their service.

    Establish New Service Academies for the Diplomatic, Intelligence Services/ Space Force/NASA, and law Enforcement

    I would also call for four   new national service academies to be set up.  One would be for diplomatic and intelligence service, the other would be for law enforcement, the third would be for the Space Force/and NASA, the last would be more technical scientific agencies of the Federal government focusing on science and technology issues.   These academies like the military academies  including a coast guard academy, and beefing up the maritime service academy,  would take only those who finished their military basis service. this would be a great way to restore our diplomatic corps and intelligence services as well as our law enforcement person.

    National Service Will Bring US together as one nation

    I believe that this proposal could be enacted with wide spread bipartisan support.  It would go a long way to help heal the divisions of our country and bring us all together as a nation. I hope you will fully embrace this proposal and I look forward to discussion it with yours staff.

    Call for The Green New Deal

    Point out time and time again China, Germany, and other countries are building the green energy resources of the future while the U.S. which invented green energy is moving back to the 19th century.

    When critics say we can’t afford this, tell them we can’t afford to ruin the world for our children’s future. We can’t afford to continue burning fossil fuels. Climate change is real and the U.S. must lead the way forward. That is what great nations do, lead the world in embracing change, in embracing the promise of the future. We can do no less.

    Call to Fix Obama Care

    Point out time and time again that we still have a broken down too expensive too burdensome a health care system. Point out time and time again that we have the most expensive system in the world yet we are about 25th in terms of health care outcomes. No one in this land should fear going bankrupt if they need to get medical care. We can do this right and we must do it right.

    I would acknowledge that Obama Care is not prefect and that if you had a chance to re-do it you would make it much less bureaucratic  and less burdensome. But be proud of what you and Obama accomplished. Promise to fix it and make it work.

    One potential fix would be to open the Federal Health Care system to anyone who needs insurance and continue to provide subsidies to keep the premiums down.

    Another option would be an expansion of Medicare so it covers about half the country.

    When Republicans proclaim that they will repeal Obamacare and replace it with something, call them on their bullshit. Demand to know the plan now or tell them to shut up and work with you to fix Obamacare.

    and tie this into the pandemic and how if we had universal health care and paid sick leave people would not feel that they had to work even when sick

    and contrast Trump’s inept handling of the pandemic with your handling of HINI and Ebola and how you would restore the American economy after the second great depression recedes after the pandemic fades away

    call for a slight reduction of military spending and national security spending to beef up health care spending and universal education access.

    Call to repair our alliances

    Declare that our allies are our allies and our friends and we will work with them to solve the world’s problems and restore American leadership. We will rejoin the Paris Climate Change and work to make sure it works. We will rejoin the Trans Pacific Partnership.  and we will figure out how to work with China and even Russia to solve problems of mutual interest such as climate change.  Vow to restore partnership with Mexico and Canada and Latin America as well as India and Southeast Asia. and restore ties with Europe as well.  Rebuild the UN and international organizations.  and join the international criminal court. Finally close Gitmo as an affront to the American system of justice and human rights. Re Israel vow to work with Palestinians and Israelis alike to restart the peace process.

    Offer a New Deal to North Korea

    We will continue to negotiate with the North Koreans, offering them a way towards reunification with South Korea and rejoining the world economic community. You can damn the President here with faint praise.  Say that it was good that he took the initiative to break the log jam and talk to the North but due to his inexperience and his naivety he was unable to make a deal.  You can finish the job.

    Offer to Talk with The Iranians

    Tell the Iranians we are ready to talk with them and want a new deal that would benefit them and the U.S. along the lines of what we are offering the North Koreans.

    Bring the Troops Home

    I would call for most U.S. troops to return to the U.S., where they will be reposted along our borders and serve as adjunct border patrol agents and first responders as part of their mandatory new national service.

    Rebuild America

    I would gradually reduce military spending and devote resources to rebuilding America’s crumbling infrastructure. This must include high-speed trains, and must include perhaps hyperloop technology or Maglev trains? And the next generation of airplanes as well. We must rebuild our mass transit systems. We must embrace the development of driverless vehicles. and as mention we must beef up health care spending and assuring universal access to higher education. These must be the new national priorities. I would throw the republicans a bone offer to look at modest reductions in other government spending for example decreasing  spending on NPR but not eliminating it, and a slight decrease in foreign assistance, and UN contributions etc  and other government programs could be trimmed down a bit to pay for higher priorities.

    Challenge the Republicans on their “you are weakening national security” BS.   When the Republican scream you are weakening national security call them out on their BS.

    Ask them how repositioning troops to help deal with national security issues at home weakens national security? How does going to universal military service weaken national security? How does getting out of endless wars weaken national security? How does closing a few bases in Europe weaken national security? Or closing a golf course? Or a commissary? Point out that we already spend more on national security than any other nation on earth. How does rebuilding America’s failed infrastructure weaken national security? How does providing medical care or universal higher education which benefits the entire nation hamper national security? Challenge them to produce a better plan.

    Call for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

    Start by acknowledging we need to improve security at the border but the wall is a waste of time and money that will not solve the problem. We need a comprehensive 21st century immigration policy that balances the need for continued immigration with the need to ensure that immigrants contribute to our country and enrich our country as they always have and always will.  Again throw the republicans a bone offer to ensure that E Verify is widely used by all employers and punish employers who hire illegals. I would also consider getting rid of the diversity visa program and the sibling immigration category but grand father people in that category giving them two years to complete the immigration process with no new applicants being accepted.  I would also push English language skills for immigrants as one of the new requirements – they must be able to handle the immigrant visa interview in English. That is something I agree with Trump on.

    Challenge the Republicans to come up a better plan and work with you to implement it.

    Call for A Return to Space Including Lunar Colonies and Martian Colonies

    It is time for the U.S. to lead the world again in space exploration. Offer to lead the way in building lunar and Martian colonies with the participation of the world’s other space powers.

    Call for The Legalization of Marijuana, Emptying the Prisons of Marijuana Offenders

    End the endless war on drugs. Repeal marijuana prohibition. Empty the prisons of marijuana offenders. End the private prison for profit system. End the prison pipeline that sweeps up brown and black youths and sucks them into prison for life. Reserve prisons for the most dangerous offenders, all other prisoners should be sentenced to community service, drug treatment or other non-prison sentences. Use the money saved by closing prisons for rebuilding infrastructure.

    Gun Control

    I like your gun control proposals. It is a step forward. Continue to push for universal background checks.

    Fully Support LGBT rights

    Fully Support the religious freedom of all Americans including non-believers

    Call for a Return to traditional American civil norms that Trump has so badly damaged

    For VP Pick a Hispanic woman preferably a governor.

    But Kamala Harris or Amy K would be okay.  Kamala has one thing going for her in my opinion she went to my elementary school Thousand Oaks but 8 years after I went there

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    Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Amy Klobuchar speaks during a meet and greet with local residents, Sunday, March 17, 2019, in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

    I think that you get my point by now. Be bold, inventive, optimistic, full of hope and energy and you will prevail.

     

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    Be cautious, small-minded, narrowly focused, and all about how bad the Donald is, you will lose.

    In short,

    Joe,

    GO BOLD OR be forced to retire and go home.

    Sincerely
    Jake Cosmos Aller
    703-436-1402
    Jakecaller@gmail.com
    https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

  • Fetal Funerals are Not Christian!

    Fetal Funerals are Not Christian!

    Fetal Funerals are Not Christian!

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    Note: this may be offensive to some readers, if so, I apologizeI am simply trying to understand why Christian leaders are promoting such a cruel, vindictive, misogamist, inhuman policy that is contradicted by the core teachings of the Christian faith.

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    In Texas and other red states, (Indiana) Christian conservatives have been promoting and passing “ Fetus Funeral Bills “that require women who had an abortion or miscarriage to bury the fetus and have a funeral ceremony at their own expense. The reason is that they consider a fetus to be a human being that has full human rights and that all human beings when they die deserve to have a funeral and that women who have an abortion or miscarriage  must pay respect to the dead fetus and this somehow is fully consistent with their view of what their Christian faith commands.

    I have been struggling to figure this out . What does the Bible teach about abortion and what does the Bible teach about miscarriages and what does the Bible teach about responsibility to have a funeral after someone dies?

    I am not a Christian but I have read my Bible and I have read a lot of Christian writings over the years and I just cannot find any justification in the Bible , or in Jesus’s teachings or in the church itself that would justify such a barbaric cruel inhumane and degrading practice as requiring a woman who had a an abortion  or miscarriage to hold a funeral for the fetus.  I could not find any biblical references that clearly states that birth starts at conception and that fetuses are fully formed human beings and they must be treated as human beings. In fact I might be wrong but I do not believe that the Bible or Jesus address the issue of abortion at all nor did he mention what to do when a woman has a miscarriage, nor does he talk about life beginning at conception.  Nor does he talk about fetus’s as having human rights..

    Does God Decides when a woman will get pregnant?

    I found a lot of references to the idea that God decides when woman will become pregnant and whether the  woman’s pregnancy will be viable. How God decides that nobody has an explanation other than the usual  “well God is God and God can do anything he wants,” but still assuming that there is a God and that God is directly involved in all of our lives including our sex lives then God must be incredibly busy overseeing the intimate activities of eight billion human beings. At the heart of Christian thinking there is the concept that God impregnated the Virgin Mary who was a virgin, i.e. having never never had sex before, even though she was married. God impregnates  her through the actions of the Holy Spirit which I assume is also known as the Holy Ghost and has some kind of supernatural being that can and does intervene in our daily lives without our knowledge or even our consent.  And how the holly spirit got her pregnant is not explained – other than that is some sort of supernatural act.

    I did find some references to the theory that abortion is murder and that doctors who perform abortions should be punished and woman who have an abortion should be punished as well. And some have advocated that women who have a miscarriage due to their activity including drinking, smoking, taking drugs, engaging in sex, or just engaging in work activities that might have contributed to the death of the fetus should also be charged with murder.

    What I have not seen in the concept that since God decides when and if a woman gets pregnant, if God allows a miscarriage that miscarriage is a sense an abortion and God should be held responsible for having murdered the fetus. 

    No Biblical or other justification for fetal funerals

    Therefore it does not seem that there is any biblical or Christian justification for requiring women who have had an abortion or miscarriage to hold a funeral for their Fetus at their own expense. These policies seem to have but one justification to punish women for engaging in sexual activity because pregnancy is a consequence of sexual activity and therefore a miscarriage is possible and or the woman may decide to have an abortion,  at any case a potential human being is killed.  This policy also violates essential Christian thinking about how we should act with compassion and mercy towards other human beings and violate certainly the golden rule that we should treat other people as we would want them to treat us and violates the privacy of women and their families and get the government into their bedroom supervising their intimate activity.  Not to mention violates the religious liberties of the woman who may or may want to hold a funeral ceremony for their fetus. Funeral decisions are normally left to individuals and families to decide on their own.  Up to now governments have not intervened in private funeral decisions. 

     I thought that the Christian conservatives wanted to keep the government out of our private business but apparently if it  involves sex, then the government must intervene to protect us from the consequences of potentially wrong decisions.

    To sum up requiring a woman who had abortion or a miscarriage to carry out a funeral for the fetus at her own expense is a cruel vindictive inhumane and anti Christian act, and government officials who are promoting this should go home reflect read their Bibles and do what Jesus would have done which is exactly the opposite of requiring woman who had an abortion or miscarriage having a funeral at their own expense.

    Sent to Governor Abbot of Texas 

    Dear Governor Abbot

    I wrote the following blog piece on your policies promoting Fetus funerals in the State of Texas.  I would love to hear your justification for such a profoundly anti-Christian action?

    thanks

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Not A Christian and not a fan

    will post any updates I receive

     

  • Corona Virus Pandemic Thoughts

    Corona Virus Pandemic Thoughts

    Corona Virus Pandemic Thoughts

    Part One My thoughts on the Corona Virus Pandemic from South Korea.

    Joe, Either Go Bold or Retire!

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    there is too much to cover so will probably try to update this once a week every Monday.  Enjoy:  I have turned this into three different postings, my observations and news clippings, right wing Christian nonsense and corona poems.

    updated assessment on the USG response:

    I have to revise my assessment.  I would give the government a B now and Trump a C. He is stepping up to the plate and a lot is going on. and the stimulus package if they can approve it and I am sure they will, will make a great difference.

    but the President is still wasting everyone’s time.  His advisors need to shut him up.  Have him read his prepared statements then leave answering no questions. When he asked questions he veers off script and goes on unhelpful tangents.  He is still too insulting and off message.  And for God’s case he needs to stop calling it the China virus.  It is just a matter of time before some nut case is going to start shooting Asians.

    finally the US should start providing assistance to foreign governments rather that shutting borders.  he should also ask for help from other governments and the WHO should ask for additional tests etc.

    overall too little too late and he is still making it all about Trump.  He needs to shut up, quit tweeting and let the VP lead the task force. He should not even be in the room but if he feels he needs to be there, he should just read his statement and leave and answer no questions and god forbid do not tweet anything.

    Update on stimulus package –

    if it passes with robust unemployment insurance, food security assistance, student debt relief, two thousand dollars stimulus cash payments, bailouts of the hotel and airline, and cruise ship industry  and prohibitions against corporations using bail out money on stock buy backs and CEO bonuses, it will go a long way towards blunting the impact of the crisis.  I fear though we are not prepared for the coming months.  I hope it will calm down by June and with the help of the supercomputer resources pledged by MIT, google and others treatment and vaccines will be in place by the end of the summer and the crisis will be over early in the fall although experts believe it won’t be over for 18 months to 2 years but the shut down of the economy will end by June and the travel bans will be lifted by July.  The Olympics will be postponed until next year.   whoever is elected president will have to embrace medicare for all option as well as mandatory paid sick leave for all full time employees.

    worst case scenario we are entering a world wide recession and by December we will be looking at 30% unemployment. and a revival of the civilian conservation corps and perhaps a draft as well.  End update

     

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    During the last two months the corona pandemic has been overwhelming governments, societies and individuals and me as it rapidly spreads across the globe.  Here are my thoughts on the virus from my home in Youngjongdo, Korea, near the Incheon airport.  Following my thoughts I have added some key articles for you to read.  Then I post my corona poems.  But I am having some audacity issues so I will post my audio clips next  week along with perhaps a few more articles, and poems and update to my thoughts.

    What governments need to do now

    First, we realize that governments and societies around the world have failed miserably at handling the crisis as it unfolds.

    Second, the pandemic has revealed that that the US health care system — and we need universal health care and we need paid sick leave now.  Whoever becomes President will have to enact these two policies.

    Third,  governments around the world will have to spend a lot more money and policies on public health care.

    Fourth, governments around the world will have to have a standing interagency public health task force that coordinates policies worldwide.

    Fifth, WHO will have to have a lot more resources, governments and institutions will have share information around the world.

    Sixth, the federal government must reallocate resources from the bloated military national security sector to the public health sector, including funding for medicare for all and paid family/sick leave for all.

    Seventh, the federal government once this is over should hold a lesson learned exercise with all 50 states, major cities and major hospitals and universities taking part in the virtual national conference.  A federal commission should conduct this. They should share the results with the public, and with foreign governments and WHO.  The federal public health commission should become a standing body, with representatives from all the states, major hospitals and universities and pharmacies and labs and representatives from the military.  They should hold a mini-public health conference once a year to review policies to prepare for the next pandemic which will hit us.

    The USG should call upon the world community under the auspices of WHO to convene a world-wide virtual conference to prepare for the next pandemic based on lessons learned from this pandemic and WHO should hold an annual pandemic response  virtual conference.

    Eight,  both the DNC and RNC must postpone the remaining primaries until June and turned them into mail in elections. This should also apply to the national election.

    Nine,  the DNC and RNC must turn the conventions into virtual conventions and that too should be the new normal.

    Tenth, Universities and school districts across the country should move a significant number of classes online and that should also become the new normal.

    the Democrats must ensure that the republicans don’t dismantle the rest of the federal budget to pay for expanded public health spending. And they must insist on some modest tax increases. But the democrats should consider some targeting reductions in less essential spending.

    Public health screenings before traveling on planes, trains, long-distance buses and cruise ships must become the new normal.  Those denied boarding must be able to-book their travel with a minimum of expense and bureaucratic delays.  The basic principle must be that if you have a fever or a severe cough, you can’t travel. This also means that governments must grant automatic extensions of visas for those who can’t travel because of illness.

    The USG should require foreigners to purchase Traveler’s medical insurance prior to travel to the U.S.

    Drug companies, research labs and universities must share their research with the entire worldwide medical community, and WHO should set up a universal medical research data base so researchers can research the latest medical advances in real time.

    The Olympics and major international sporting events should be postponed for one year.

    the USG should consider the following emergency measures once the number of cases exceed 100,000 which it will with a week.

    Total national shut down shelter in place for 30 days, re-newable at the end of the month and reviewed monthly

    total shut down of the border, and US domestic travel except for essential travel defined as follows:

    diplomatic travel

    military travel

    government travel related to the virus response

    travel by medical worker

    travel by private sector employee related to the virus response

    travel by family members of military/diplomatics returning home

    travel by non-essential employees and military/diplomatic family members returning home

    travel by high level business delegations especially related to the virus response

    travel by Americans coming returning overseas

    other essential travel approved on a case by case basis

    coupled with the travel ban, postponing all visa processing except as part of the exemptions listed above, and cancelling visa waiver travel except as part of the exceptions listed above, visa bans would remain in place as long as the travel ban remains in place 

    Before this is put into place the USG must coordinate with all of its partners so we all get on the same wave length.

    Finally the US should convene a world wide high level virtual conference of world leaders followed up by actions that are agreed to by all leaders

    Update: and the stimulus package must be enacted now with a supplemental package if needed this summer.  Quit the politics now!

    USG Response – updated from 2/10 or a Solid D to C

    If I had to grade the US response, I would grade it as D so far up to now-given the President some credit for finally realizing in the last few days how it is indeed a real national emergency and taking steps that they should have taken back in January.

    based on the presidents actions the last few days and the congressional finally putting politics aside I would upgrade the President’s response from a D to a C.  It will take some time for me to rate him as a B.  Hope he gets there.

    Finally I am looking for the government to do the actions outlined above.

    If we pull together and get the virus under control, we should be able to recover from this by September, if not, or we get a second waive before we get the vaccine under control we could be looking at another great depression which may take years to recover.

     if we head down that path the government must set up an updated civilian conservation corps to put people to work.   And we may need to re-impose the draft but if we do that we should couple it with a massive GI bill afterwards paying for college and training in return for national service.  The national service requirement would also mean that people will be drafted to work in the health care system and industry as well as in the military.

    we will know if we need to do this by June and if so we must set it up so it goes into effect by September.

    Quit Calling It the China Virus

    the one thing I am still upset about if Trump calling this the China flu.  he needs to stop that sh,,,  right now before unhinged nut cases with guns start shooting Asians because somehow they thought that Trump was either calling them to do so or condoning it.  he needs to address this now and say that asians are not virus carriers and he will condemn any and all racist attacks on Asian owned businesses.  He should also make it clear that we will not under any circumstances repeat the internment policies of world war 11.  to top it off he should start ordering  Chinese food for the white house staffers and the pandemic support team.

    Apologize for having gotten it wrong and responding too late use the dread words I take responsibility!!!!!

    Final point I would call upon both Trump and Pence to take responsibility for their inept initial responses and promise to retire by the end of their term. 

    For Biden Keep your comments positive there will be time to cast blame later

    For Biden I would call upon him to talk about what he would do if President but not criticize the President or his team instead he should congratulate them on their finally getting it together and offer concrete positive suggestions for moving forward.  Now it not the time for political gamesmanship on either parties.

    The one thing that I feared would happen has not yet happen.  Gun nuts shooting up Asians.  Hopefully that will not become a thing.

    Update

    the most important thing the president can do now is to read his prepared statement then walk away and not take questions.  We don’t need to hear his extended boasting that he is a billionaire etc etc nor do we need to hear his inept answering of questions or his overly optimistic assessments etc.  Let the task force speak and please no tweets!!!!!!  I am going to send a link to my blog to Trump and to Biden and will let you know if anyone responses or if I am sued or arrested because I pissed off the President.  I truly want the President to rise to the occasion and be the leader we need in these dark times and I hope if he is reading this that he understand that.

    end comment

    South Korean response Solid B

    If I had to grade South Korea where I am currently lying low a grade I would give them a B – they have done something very well — mass testing, developing drive through and now walk through testing, public health tracing of infected people.   They have failed in mask distribution, should have banned exports of masks right away, and their overly bureaucratic mask distribution policy requiring people to line up and get two masks per person based on the birthday is a disaster.    And they like all governments around the world are not prepared for the massive unemployment that will soon hit the country.  But on balance, we are probably better off here than in.

    the one thing I would caution them is to assume that the crisis is over and return to business as usual. As long as there are cases spreading the government must be vigilant.  It would not take much for a second wave to occur.  By May or June perhaps the crisis will be over.

    afterwards institutionalize health checks at the airport and refuse boarding to anyone who has a fever or put in quarantine if they are coming from abroad.

    make the government corona task force a standing body that would meet weekly to coordinate public health measures and prepare for the next epidemic which will happen sooner or later. Korea has built up an impressive response to the pandemic. They need to keep it ready for future crises.  And Korea needs to work with other governments in developing tests, medicine, vaccine and data collection techniques.

    What governments need to do now

    First, we realize that governments and societies around the world have failed miserably at handling the crisis as it unfolds.

    Second, the pandemic has revealed that that the US health care system — and we need universal health care and we need paid sick leave now.  Whoever becomes President will have to enact these two policies.

    Third,  governments around the world will have to spend a lot more money and policies on public health care.

    Fourth, governments around the world will have to have a standing interagency public health task force that coordinates policies worldwide.

    Fifth, WHO will have to have a lot more resources, governments and institutions will have share information around the world.

    Sixth, the federal government must reallocate resources from the bloated military national security sector to the public health sector, including funding for medicare for all and paid family/sick leave for all.

    Seventh, the federal government once this is over should hold a lesson learned exercise with all 50 states, major cities and major hospitals and universities taking part in the virtual national conference.  A federal commission should conduct this. They should share the results with the public, and with foreign governments and WHO.  The federal public health commission should become a standing body, with representatives from all the states, major hospitals and universities and pharmacies and labs and representatives from the military.  They should hold a mini-public health conference once a year to review policies to prepare for the next pandemic which will hit us.

    The USG should call upon the world community under the auspices of WHO to convene a world-wide virtual conference to prepare for the next pandemic based on lessons learned from this pandemic and WHO should hold an annual pandemic response  virtual conference.

    Eight,  both the DNC and RNC must postpone the remaining primaries until June and turned them into mail in elections. This should also apply to the national election.

    Nine,  the DNC and RNC must turn the conventions into virtual conventions and that too should be the new normal.

    Tenth, Universities and school districts across the country should move a significant number of classes online and that should also become the new normal.

    1. the Democrats must ensure that the republicans don’t dismantle the rest of the federal budget to pay for expanded public health spending. And they must insist on some modest tax increases. But the democrats should consider some targeting reductions in less essential spending.
    2. Public health screenings before traveling on planes, trains, long-distance buses and cruise ships must become the new normal.  Those denied boarding must be able to-book their travel with a minimum of expense and bureaucratic delays. The basic principle must be that if you have a fever or a severe cough, you can’t travel. This also means that governments must grant automatic extensions of visas for those who can’t travel because of illness.
    3. The USG should require foreigners to purchase Traveler’s medical insurance prior to travel to the U.S.
    4. Drug companies, research labs and universities must share their research with the entire worldwide medical community, and WHO should set up a universal medical research data base so researchers can research the latest medical advances in real time.
    5. The Olympics and major internationl sporting events should be postponed for one year.

    read this one!

    What symptoms are most common, which groups are most at risk, and more.

     

    The outbreak of Covid-19, a coronavirus-caused illness that originated in Wuhan, China, and has since spread to most of the world, is one of the most serious public health crises in decades. It has spread far wider than Ebola did in 2014, and the World Health Organization has designated it a pandemic.

    As of March 11, there have been more than 125,000 reported cases, more than 4,600 deaths worldwide, and more than 1,200 reported cases and 29 deaths in the US, according to Johns Hopkins’s tracker; its count is usually up to date and worth bookmarking as the crisis progresses.

    The situation on the ground is evolving incredibly quickly, and it’s impossible to synthesize everything we know into clean, intelligible charts. But we do know a fair bit about how bad the outbreak is, what the disease does, and what controlling and ultimately ending the outbreak will look like.

    With that in mind, here are nine charts that help explain the Covid-19 coronavirus crisis.

    1) The virus is spreading rapidly

    As of this writing, the Covid-19 caseload is rising rapidly day to day, but here’s where things stood as of March 8. The vast majority of reported cases are still in China, where the outbreak began, but whereas the number of new Chinese cases is falling, the number of new international cases is rising, indicating that the epicenter of the problem is shifting from China to new places like Italy.

    Note that the huge spike in new cases was due to improved data reporting from China; there was not one particularly bad day in the middle of February.

    2) Know the symptoms

    The symptoms of Covid-19 vary from case to case, but the most common ones in China, from February data, are fever and dry cough (which are each seen in a majority of cases), fatigue, and sputum (the technical term for thick mucus coughed up from the respiratory tract).

    If you have a fever and dry cough, that could be a good reason to get yourself tested if possible.

    Note: if possible is the caveat. We don’t have enough tests still end , China has offered test kits, WHO, and South Korea but so far the Trump administration has refused all such offers perhaps because he does not want to appear that we are now a third world country in need of assistance. End note

    3) Death rates in China have declined over time

    One glimmer of hope in this story is that Chinese medical authorities appeared to get better at treating infections and preventing death as the outbreak proceeded. “Even the first and hardest-hit province, Hubei, saw its death rate tumble as public health measures were strengthened and clinicians got better at identifying and treating people with the disease,” Vox’s Julia Belluz explains.

    The rate didn’t go down on its own; China took drastic, even authoritarian measures to lock down affected areas and contain the virus’s spread so that the medical system was not overwhelmed.

    4) Older people in China have been at the greatest risk of dying from Covid-19

    The Spanish flu of 1918-’19, the most horrific pandemic in modern times, focused mainly on the young. It had biological similarities to a flu pandemic in the 1830s that gave some older people in the 1910s limited immunity.

    Covid-19 is not like that. So far, deaths in China have been concentrated among older adults, who have weaker immune systems on average than younger people and have a higher rate of chronic illness. People of all ages with chronic medical conditions are also at higher risk. The risk of death is real for younger people as well, but older people have the most reason to take care.

    5) This is much more severe than an ordinary flu

    It is tempting to compare Covid-19 to a more familiar disease: the seasonal flu. After all, the flu also has mild symptoms for most people, and can be dangerous and lethal among vulnerable populations like the elderly. President Trump even made this comparison recently.

    But as the case fatality data shows, there’s no real comparison. About 6 percent of people 60 or older infected with Covid-19 die, according to data we have so far; that’s over six times the fatality rate for elderly people infected with the flu. The overall case fatality rate is at least 23 times greater (the fatality rate has risen since this chart was made).

    6) Experts also think Covid-19 is more contagious than the ordinary flu

    There’s another way that Covid-19 is a tougher adversary than the seasonal flu: Its R0 (“R nought”) is over 2, indicating that it’s more contagious than the typical flu. R0 estimates the number of people an average infected person spreads the disease to. “R0 is important because if it’s greater than 1, the infection will probably keep spreading, and if it’s less than 1, the outbreak will likely peter out,” the Atlantic’s Ed Yong explains. Covid-19’s R0 is substantially higher than 1, giving more reason for concern.

    7) Spending on airlines, hotels, and cruises is collapsing

    Warnings to avoid crowds, and cancellations of major gatherings like conferences and parades, have put a damper on travel in the US, and the consequences for airlines have been dire. According to Earnest Research, spending on airlines fell 16.5 percent in the last week of February relative to a year prior. Cruises have seen a similar dip, while hotels are only now starting to see sales mildly decline.

    It’s unlikely that the economic impact will stay limited to the hospitality industry, as social distancing leads people to avoid coffee shops, restaurants, gyms, bars, etc.

    For more, see Rani Molla’s write-up for Recode.

    8) The US is not testing enough people

    The Trump administration’s slow rollout of testing for coronavirus has become something of a national scandal, and it’s easy to see why when you compare the US testing rate to that of other affected countries. South Korea stands out for its rapid rollout of extensive testing, including through innovative drive-through testing programs.

    Drive-through testing is being piloted in some parts of the US, like New Hampshire, but we still have a long way to go before we match South Korean and Chinese testing levels.

    Comment: the USG refused the offer of testing Kits from WHO, Alibaba and others because they did not want the world to think that the US was like a third world country that needed foreign aid.  End Comment

    9) Why canceling events and self-quarantining is so important

    Covid-19 has quickly made large-scale gatherings and conferences unpopular if not socially frowned upon. This change arrived quickly, and may seem jarring, but it’s easier to see the logic when you understand the theory behind this kind of “social distancing” policy. The key is to “flatten the curve”: slowing the rate of increase in infections so that you spread out the cases, even if the total number doesn’t change. Flattening the curve slows the rate at which new cases arrive in hospitals, easing the burden on health care infrastructure and improving the odds that individual patients will survive.

    comment:  the cancellation of large events could spread and become the new normal for the next year or so  in any events the Olympics have to be cancelled unless things change dramatically in the next few weeks. i.e. zero new cases in Japan or elsewhere by the end of May which is the drop dead deadline to cancel or postpone.  the IOC has the power to postpone for a year through a simple change to the rules that otherwise state that the game must be held within that calendar year.  End Comment

    Part two some interesting articles – had a difficult choice to make – way too many to post.

    Did Trump’s inaction make the coronavirus outbreak worse?

    Cartoon Trump: ‘The markets are supposed to jump up and down! That means they’re excited!’Published 20 mins ago on March 15, 2020By Sarah K. Burris

    President Donald Trump’s cartoon avatar appeared in the fake press briefing room Sunday evening to explain that everything was fine, and people shouldn’t panic over the coronavirus.

    With sweat dripping off of his orange face, cartoon Trump was excited about the disaster, saying it meant he could work from home in his pajamas.

    “What an exciting time to be barely alive!” he exclaimed from the podium.

    When cartoon Vice President Mike Pence took to the podium, he explained that in troubling times he turns to the Bible. Trump then interrupted because he was bored.

    “What can the American people do to stay safe?” a reporter asked.

    Donald Trump look worse:

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    If there’s one thing that has been revealed by the coronavirus crisis is that President

     

    Donald Trump had never been tested and wasn’t prepared for it. Vice President Mike Pence, however, is earning praise for remaining calm, reassuring Americans and not screwing anything up. The bigotry of low expectations, combined with Trump’s failed leadership made it clear the president wasn’t prepared for a crisis.

     

    An Axios piece highlighted the praise for Pence’s keen ability not to destroy the country and keep the stock market from falling when he speaks.

    Trump’s coronavirus response fracturing his MAGA base, creating a potential electoral disaster

     

    Kerry Eleveld

    Daily Kos Staff

    Tuesday March 17, 2020 · 2:54 AM Korean Standard Time

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    In some cases, Donald Trump’s base reportedly trusts him exclusively to handle the coronavirus crisis gripping the nation.

    But in other cases, fissures appear to be developing among some of Trump’s most fervent acolytes that could doom him electorally in November.

    Politico reports that Fox News’ Tucker Carlson dared to tell his loyal following last week that Trump officials were trivializing “what is clearly a very serious problem.” Meanwhile, Sean Hannity framed the outcry among Democratic officials as “fear-mongering by the deep state.”

    The mixed messages from Trump loyalists have played out across the board, from media figures to religious leaders to GOP lawmakers themselves. Even as Trump downplayed the coronavirus for weeks to the point of encouraging people to go to work with it, some of his most fervent defenders on Capitol Hill decided to self-quarantine and get tested, including Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina and Trump’s newly tapped chief of staff, Mark Meadows.

    Seth Mandel, editor-in-chief of the right-leaning Washington Examiner magazine, noted that conservatives have gone from electoral euphoria to dread in the span of about two weeks as they watched the prospect of a Trump reelection bid against Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders turn to dust and horrifying coronavirus news out of Italy start migrating to U.S. headlines.

    Mandel also lamented how Trump had initially responded to a crisis uniquely suited to a nationalistic framework—i.e., fear of outsiders, particularly China and its economic dominance. “When the president had a crisis that hit that would have, theoretically, been designed perfectly for the nationalist argument, he didn’t reach for it. So maybe he doesn’t really believe it,” he told Politico.

    But bottom line, the mixed messages and splintering among his base are problems Trump simply can’t afford, given his razor-thin margin for error in November.

    Trump Transition Team Was Uninterested In Obama Planning To Battle the ‘Worst Epidemic Since 1918’

    During the transition,  Trump cabinet officials and other aides were given a three hour brief and a hypothetical exercise in responding to a global epidemic.

    Detailed briefing books were prepared by Obama administration officials for scenarios like this and others.  They were later found in the trash.

    As Politico reports, incoming Trump administration officials gave Obama officials a big “meh.”  Consequently,  coupled with the tremendous turnover during the tumultuous Trump’s presidency, the U.S. was unprepared, by choice, to to meet the challenge of this very real global epidemic that has beleaguered America.

    In a tabletop exercise days before an untested new president took power, officials briefed the incoming administration on a scenario remarkably like the one he faces now.

    The briefing was intended to hammer home a new, terrifying reality facing the Trump administration, and the incoming president’s responsibility to protect Americans amid a crisis. But unlike the coronavirus pandemic currently ravaging the globe, this 2017 crisis didn’t really happen — it was among a handful of scenarios presented to Trump’s top aides as part of a legally required transition exercise with members of the outgoing administration of Barack Obama.

    POLITICO obtained documents from the meeting and spoke with more than a dozen attendees to help provide the most detailed reconstruction of the closed-door session yet. It was perhaps the most concrete and visible transition exercise that dealt with the possibility of pandemics, and top officials from both sides — whether they wanted to be there or not — were forced to confront a whole-of-government response to a crisis. The Trump team was told it could face specific challenges, such as shortages of ventilators, anti-viral drugs and other medical essentials, and that having a coordinated, unified national response was “paramount” — warnings that seem eerily prescient given the ongoing coronavirus crisis.

    Susan Rice had this to say about this January 2017 meeting and the reasons we now find ourselves facing likely mass infection in the U.S.

    “Rather than heed the warnings, embrace the planning and preserve the structures and budgets that had been bequeathed to him, the president ignored the risk of a pandemic,” Rice wrote. (Trump’s former national security adviser John Bolton, who oversaw the dissolution of the NSC’s global health security and biodefense section, has defended it as necessary streamlining, countering that global health “remained a top NSC priority.” Trump, when recently asked about the reshuffling, called the question “nasty” and said, “I don’t know anything about it.”)

    The story is another example of the unforced errors and nonchalance that led to threats we now face.  Probably ‘because Obama.’  This event precedes Trump’s disbanding of the Pandemic Response Unit at the NSC.

    Thanks to the arrogant attitudes and inaction, the dangerous clown show Trump and his aides have made of their (oh, the irony) ‘pandemic response’ has put us all in danger.

    www.politico.com/…

    UPDATE:

    Share stories like this far and wide.  Perhaps some of Trump’s ardent followers will finally admit The Emperor Has No Clothes.

    Another truth to share is Trump disbanding the Pandemic Response Unit of the NSC.  He admitted it twice, now denying he knew nothing about it.  Of course.

    The article the diary was drawn from is linked here, along with other links about his calling for cuts at the CDC:

    Trump Struggles To Explain Why He Disbanded Pandemic Response Unit

    Trump Struggles to Explain Why He Disbanded The U.S. Pandemic Response Unit

    Eck.  One more turd to plop in the festering stew of Trump’s incompetence, evidencing how careless, unprepared, and unworthy Trump is to be POTUS.

    NBC News had a good report on this recently, noting that the president’s decision “to downsize the White House national security staff — and eliminate jobs addressing global pandemics — is likely to hamper the U.S. government’s response to the coronavirus.”

    The truth is probably “because Obama,” who with VP Biden established the permanent Pandemic Response Unit within the National Security Council, able to rapidly respond in the U.S. to epidemics and work in concert with governments around the world to curb the spread of deadly diseases.   Ebola and SARS outbreaks made it apparent we needed to be prepared for viral contagion that would more than likely arrive on our shores in the future.

    The future arrived.

    Before we dig into Trump dismantling the Pandemic Reponse Unit, let’s first recall that Trump has previously tried to slash funding to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), America’s preeminent authority on disease and pandemics.  Unbelievably, he just proposed 16% in cuts to the CDC’s 2021 budget at the same time COVID-19 coronavirus arrived in the U.S.!

    When first questioned about why he disbanded the Pandemic Response Unit in 2018 — the same year Trump and Republicans had no problem giving a trillion dollar tax cut to people who didn’t need it—  he responded:

    “I’m a business person,” he explained two weeks ago in response to a similar question. “I don’t like having thousands of people around when you don’t need them. When we need them, we can get them back very quickly.”

    Except you can’t reassemble a team like that ‘very quickly.’  One more check mark in the long column of items on the “Trump is clueless about …’ list.  This one glaringly evidencing how utterly devoid he is in understanding, concern, or interest in how the executive branch should work.

    Not to mention his absolute disregard as president in fulfilling his duty to protect American lives behind the scenes when the cameras aren’t rolling.  When they are, he pompously pretends to have it all under control.  His ego-driven dysfunction has put the health of all Americans in jeopardy.

    We don’t yet know the extent of contagion because we haven’t had enough tests to go around.  And the Trump administration wouldn’t allow independent testing.

    As the threat to the U.S. grew, late last week he spewed a word salad of a differentexcuse when pressed again by a reporter about his 2018 decision to disband the pandemic response team we sure could have used right about now:

    “I just think this is something, Peter, that you can never really think is going to happen. You know, who — I’ve heard all about, ‘This could be…’ — you know, ‘This could be a big deal,’ from before it happened. You know, this — something like this could happen…. Who would have thought? Look, how long ago is it? Six, seven, eight weeks ago — who would have thought we would even be having the subject? … You never really know when something like this is going to strike and what it’s going to be.”

    So, let’s get this straight: he disbanded the NSC Pandemic Response Unit because he never realized America might need it one day (and “de-Obamacizing, no doubt).

    Hm.  Does having a military ‘just in case’ there’s an attack on the U.S., or the presidential bunker he can retreat to ‘just in case’ ring a bell?  Or why we have fire departments ‘just in case’ there’s a fire?  Helllllllo?

    It’s clear the concept of ‘insurance’ is foreign to him.

    We need to get rid of this clueless, narcissistic moron in November and replace him with someone who’s dedicated to the welfare of the American people instead of dedication to his self interests and daily displays of pomposity.

    There is so much at stake in November.

    I’m Voting Blue No Matter Who.

    The Bay Area, long one of the world’s mightiest growth engines, could be headed for a coronavirus-induced recession, as shelter in place orders shutter stores and bars, construction grinds to a halt, and the tourism and hospitality industry all but disappears.

    This week, UCLA Anderson Forecast issued its first revision to its quarterly report in its 68-year history. Despite a strong start to the year, it’s now predicting two quarters of negative economic growth nationally — enough to be considered a recession — and for the economy to take until 2022 to be fully recovered. California, according to the forecast, will be harder hit, with a projected 280,000 jobs lost in the state. And that’s not even accounting for the shelter in place order imposed on Monday throughout the Bay Area.

    “We’re in uncharted territory as to the economic effects of the measures being taken to control the spread of this pathogen in the Bay Area,” said Jerry Nickelsburg, director of UCLA Anderson Forecast.

    The forecast predicts unemployment in the state will reach 6.2 percent by the end of the year and average 6.6 percent during 2021. The January statewide unemployment rate was 3.9 percent, according to the California Employment Development Department. Personal income, adjusted for inflation, is expected to stay basically flat until 2022.

    Not everyone is convinced about the worst-case outcome for the region, though.

    “This is business delayed, not business canceled,” said Chris Thornberg, founding partner of Beacon Economics. “At least not yet.”

    UCLA Anderson projects California will be hard hit because it has a large presence of the industries likely to be most affected by coronavirus, Nickelsburg said. That includes hospitality, tourism, leisure — bars, restaurants and entertainment — and warehousing and transportation.

    There are about 165,000 warehouse and transportation workers in the San Jose and San Francisco metro areas alone, which covers the five-county Bay Area plus San Benito County, according to 2018 data from the U.S. Census Bureau. Another 313,000 work in leisure industries including arts, accommodation and food services. About a third of the job losses projected in the state by the UCLA Anderson Forecast will come from those industries.

    Chris Hoene, executive director of the California Budget & Policy Center, is particularly worried about those workers because they tend to be lower paid. Other vulnerable populations she’s watching for are those who are at risk of being homeless — for example people couch-surfing with friends — and undocumented residents who can’t access all the same public benefits.

    “My fear is that those folks will then become economically unstable for a much longer period of time, they’ll be less able to recover quickly,” Hoene said. “We could see an increase in the state’s already high levels of homelessness. We could see an increase in the poverty level.”

    If those workers aren’t able to recover quickly it could make it harder for the whole region to recover, she said.

    Ted Egan, chief economist at the San Francisco Office of the Controller, said some Bay Area businesses are also being affected by the potentially long-lasting damage the outbreak has done to the global supply chain.

    “I think that there’s some types of business — you think about takeout and delivery services — that people will turn to when they can’t turn to their retails in person,” Egan said, which could include tech companies that do deliveries like DoorDash or online shopping like Amazon.

    But in a recession where the financial system is in trouble and consumers are suffering, not even those businesses will be safe.

    The Bay Area’s construction industry also is affected, with all but a few essential jobs at hospitals and public transit being postponed, said Daniel Romero, assistant business manager for electrical workers union in Santa Clara County.

    “One guy called me, he was almost in tears yesterday,” Romero said. “He barely got back to work and the job was shut down.”

    It’s hard to know if all building has stopped — housing construction is considered an essential service that will be allowed to continue — but Romero said he’s directing his members to file for unemployment if their job is shut down or to access the union’s disability benefits if they test positive for COVID-19. In the meantime, the union has closed its apprenticeship program and is down to a skeleton crew.

    “The unknowing I think is the hardest part,” he said. “We’re complying, so we’re just doing the best we can.”

    For those hoping that at least a recession might bring down the region’s sky-high home prices, research suggests that might not happen, according to a Zillow analysis of past outbreaks. During the SARS epidemic, Hong Kong’s home prices stayed basically the same but the number of home sales declined by as much as three quarters.

    Although most forecasters are predicting short-term economic declines, not everyone thinks the region is headed toward a recession.

    “Everybody take a deep breath,” said Thornberg, of Beacon Economics.”Shutting everything down right now is a way of preventing a problem, not causing a problem.”

    He compared the outbreak to natural disasters like hurricanes or earthquakes, which cause temporary disruptions but aren’t a sufficiently long-term shock to tip the economy into a recession. He said it’s possible we’ll have one quarter of negative economic growth, but that’s it.

    But all forecasters and experts agree on one thing: The economic damage done by the pandemic will be determined by how long it lasts and how quickly it is brought under control. In announcing its revision predicting a recession, UCLA Anderson Forecast included an important caveat.

    “If the pandemic is much worse than assumed, this forecast will be too optimistic,” it said.

    Welcome to The Hill’s daily roundup of coronavirus news.

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    There are 5,894 known cases in the U.S., including 97 deaths, according to

     

    Johns Hopkins University.

    The Trump administration wants to send checks to every American in an effort to try to blunt the worst of the economic impact from the coronavirus outbreak — but that might run into problems with Senate Republicans, who are frustrated that they were largely left out of the negotiations on the most recent House-passed bill.

    Meanwhile, frontline health workers are running out of protective supplies, and states say they are not getting the help they need from the federal government. The Pentagon says it’s willing to help, but it will only be a temporary solution.

    Here’s what you need to know today…

    From the White House and Capitol Hill: 

    From the frontlines:  

    • Nurses and doctors say they don’t have enough gear to protect themselves from the coronavirus. States have asked the federal government for more supplies but have only received a fraction of their requests. Shortages could endanger health workers on the frontlines of the pandemic and weaken the public health response. Read more from Jessie Hellmann here.
    • President Trumpis sure to hear more on that issue from nurses when he meets with them Wednesday. Representatives from about a dozen nursing organizations are expected to attend, along with members of the White House’s coronavirus task force, The Hill’s Nathaniel Weixel reports.
    • The Pentagon will give 5 million respirator masks to the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) but that makes up a small amount of the masks that U.S. is expected to need during the pandemic. There are currently 10.5 million respirators in the National Strategic Stockpile, but the HHS secretary says the U.S. needs at least 100 million. Ellen Mitchell has the full story here.

    From the cities and states: 

    • New York City Mayor Bill de Blasiosaid he is considering issuing a “shelter in place” order for all city residents. Six San Francisco-area counties issued a similar order Monday. De Blasio’s move comes as the city tops 800 coronavirus cases. Read more from Marty Johnson here.
    • The presidential primary will continue as scheduled Tuesday in Arizona, Florida and Illinois, as state officials say they’ve taken the necessary precautions to ensure that voters can safely cast ballots. Officials though are expecting light turnout. One state where it won’t happen? Ohio. Get the rest of the story from Jonathan Easley.
    • And as for the state to come, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) is asking them to not postpone primaries, but instead to make voting safer. More from Jon on the DNC.

    From Wall Street: 

    • Stock markets rebounded Tuesday after one of their worst drops in history a day earlier, as President Trump and Congress and Congress advanced economic stimulus plans and the Federal Reserve took actions to shore up the financial system in the face of the coronavirus pandemic. The Hill’s Niv Elis has the full story here.

    From beyond the U.S.: 

    • The European Union agreed to close external borders to most travelers for at least 30 days to ward off the advancement of the coronavirus. Britain is not participating in the travel ban. Read more from Kaelan Deese.

    President Donald Trump offered assurances that the worst of the coronavirus might be over by the end of this month.

    The president spoke Tuesday morning from the White House on the COVID-19 outbreak, which has resulted in mass closures of schools, churches, stores and businesses — and he broke with many doctors and scientists to claim the situation might be relatively short.

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    “Our guidance yesterday urges Americans to take action for 15 days to help stem the outbreak,” Trump said. “So it is a 15-day period. They would say it is a 14-day period. We are asking everyone to work at home if possible, postpone unnecessary travel, limit social gatherings to no more than 10 people. I am making shared sacrifices and temporary changes. We can protect the health of our people, and our economy, because I think our economy will come back very rapidly. So it is 15 days.”

    Trump again assured the public the viral outbreak would dissipate, and possibly soon.

    “It’s going to pop,” he said. “One day, we’ll be standing, possibly, up here, we’ll say, ‘Well, we won,’ and we’re going to say that. Sure as you’re sitting there, we’re going to say that, and we’re going to win, and I think we’re going to win faster than people think. I hope.”

    From licking floors to praying for an inept government: America’s churches react to the coronavirus

     

    By Daniel Schultz, Religion Dispatches @ Raw Story – Commentary

    It’s particularly important for churches that continue to meet during the COVID-19 pandemic to follow the guidelines laid out by health experts given that worship services are among the largest regular gatherings in modern society, among the most physically intimate, and likely include the greatest number of vulnerable people. Even single members of large congregations can have a dramatic effect on how coronavirus spreads or doesn’t, as South Korea found out the hard way.

    While many aren’t meeting at all or are streaming services, some churches that do meet feel like they need to support those who need it, in worship or otherwise. My mother’s congregation in Madison, Wisconsin elected to close for a week or two, but also voted to continue to allow Alcoholics Anonymous and other twelve-step programs to continue to meet in their building, at those groups’ discretion.

    [The Rev. Graylan Hagler] preached a fiery sermon for the small congregation, denouncing the Trump administration for spending money on a border wall while cutting public health teams that might have otherwise been ready to respond to the pandemic.

    “Yes, we will come through the coronavirus! Yes, we will come through the city quarantines,” he avowed. “Yes, we will come through an inept government that can’t handle a real crisis. Yes, we will come through an election season, in victory, I pray … Yes, we will come through all our troubles in hope.”

    Other Christians seem less pro-social, let us say. Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, a Tampa Bay televangelist, equated changing habits in an effort to “flatten the course” with weakness, declaring that his congregation wouldn’t adjust their behavior in worship because they weren’t “pansies.”

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    Right-wing pastor Rodney Howard-Browne is not about to cancel church or prevent congregants from shaking hands because they are not a bunch of “pansies.”

    Others are willing to go some lengths to show they just don’t believe in this whole coronavirus thing:

    In Arkansas, the Rev. Josh King met with the pastors of five other churches on Thursday to decide whether to continue holding service. Their religious beliefs told them that meeting in person to worship each Sunday remained an essential part of their faith, and some of their members signed on to Trump’s claims that the media and Democrats were over-blowing the danger posed by the virus.

    “One pastor said half of his church is ready to lick the floor, to prove there’s no actual virus,” said King, lead pastor at Second Baptist church in Conway, Ark.

    “In your more politically conservative regions, closing is not interpreted as caring for you. It’s interpreted as liberalism, or buying into the hype,” said King, whose church draws about 1,100 worshipers on a typical Sunday.

    I’m not sure what’s daffier or more offensive: the notion that God’s supposed demand for adherence to rigid gender roles outweighs protecting vulnerable members of the community, or the idea that coronavirus is just a conspiracy theory cooked up by liberals—never mind the insanity that it’s Christians’ duty to protect a president from political attacks. (On a separate note, floors aren’t particularly known to be COVID-19 transmission agents. They might get plenty of other nasty bugs that way, though.)

    Like the Trump administration’s bumbling efforts, these local responses to the current situation relate back to conceptions of truth on some level. On the one hand, while there’s a recognition of the coronavirus’ power, there’s a sense that it’s more important to preach a message of comfort or a word of judgment against the White House.

    On the other hand, there’s a denial of the reality, and a desire to demonstrate a counter-power in butch demonstrations of faith in God, or the inscrutable gnosticism of believing it to be nothing more than a liberal plot against God and country—and God and country’s designated representative, Donald Trump.

    Religious types aren’t the only offenders, either. Twitter was on fire over the weekend with sightings of young folks partying it up, apparently either in the belief that COVID-19 wouldn’t affect them, or in simple defiance of health experts:

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

    @AOC

    • Mar 15, 2020

    To everyone in NYC but ESPECIALLY healthy people & people under 40 (bc from what I’m observing that’s who needs to hear this again):

    PLEASE stop crowding bars, restaurants, and public spaces right now. Eat your meals at home.

    If you are healthy, you could be spreading COVID.

    Katie Williams

    @realkatiejow

    I just went to a crowded Red Robin and I’m 30.

    t was delicious, and I took my sweet time eating my meal. Because this is America. And I’ll do what I want.

    Killing Grandma to own the libs is a heck of a political stance, to be sure.

    Continuing to participate in massive boozefests seems ill-advised at best, downright irresponsible at worst. So does prompting a large congregation essentially to flip public health measures the bird.

    Yet I want to hold back at least a bit of judgment. For one thing, the nation has hardly been getting clear signals from the top on how to respond to coronavirus. Sure, there are all kinds of reminders about what to do; but then there’s a president who mutes or undermines every single message his own administration puts out.

    very abnormal three years. The craving for some kind of ordinary life is readily apparent across all kinds of social boundaries. However unfortunate their methods, people will fight to maintain homeostasis. My own family went out for dinner on Friday night, and were pleased to do so knowing that in particular service workers will need the money in coming weeks. Tomorrow our son will go to school for one last day, and I’ll keep a coffee date. Life goes on, one way or another.

    At the same time, it seems spectacularly incompatible with the declared teachings of most religions to act so recklessly when so many lives are in the balance. So I’d like to propose a variation on Pascal’s famous wager: if you act as though COVID-19 were a real menace and you turn out to be wrong, you’ve lost nothing more than a few handshakes in church. But, if you blow the threat off and it turns out to be much more dangerous than you thought, you’re potentially responsible for the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands, of people. Pascal’s countryman (and NBA star) Rudy Gobert learned this the hard way.

    Wouldn’t it be better in the eyes of your fellow citizens and whatever power you believe in to have erred on the side of caution? Or, you know, sure, don’t be a pansy. Go ahead and put the vulnerable at risk to make America great again. Super idea. And to my fellow Christians: St. Peter will no doubt be a big fan of that one at the Pearly Gates.

    Why the coronavirus could be the tipping point in reshaping the global economy 1 hour ago on March 18, 2020By Marshall Auerback, Independent Media Institute

    The coronavirus has now gone global, and economies are in freefall. The pandemic is clearly the precipitating cause of today’s crisis, but there’s an underlying disease that has been with us for a long time: neoliberal economics. Globalized travel and trade, multinational supply lines, offshoring and overly financialized economies that have prioritized banking interests, cartels and oligarchy above all else have made a large portion of our population highly vulnerable to the effects unleashed by this pandemic.

    Policymakers have a tricky task ahead of them. The virus has created a supply shock, as businesses have shut down and workers have been told to stay at home. In response, demand is plunging as a result of the lost income and the corresponding collapse in sales. That’s highly deflationary (as the bond markets are now signaling). What is required is a robust fiscal response so that workers’ incomes are protected and have adequate financial resources to get health care.

    Coronavirus is panicking Wall Street — but it’s got investors in Donald Trump’s second biggest creditor terrifiedPublished 8 hours ago on March 17, 2020By David Cay Johnston, DC Report @ Raw Story

    Shares of the little, and little known, Ladder Capital (LADR) closed Monday at $8.32 a share, down from $18 less than three weeks ago.

    Dow Jones Industrial average. Shares of Trump’s biggest creditor, the large Deutsche Bank, are down 43% in the same period.

    — but now it’s an ’emergency’Published 12 hours ago on March 17, 2020By Amanda Marcotte, Salon

    For weeks, Donald Trump clearly believed he could lie the coronavirus away. As David Leonhardt of the New York Times carefully chronicled, starting on Jan. 22, Trump began a campaign of falsehoods geared towards tricking Americans — and especially the stock market — into thinking everything was going to be fine, this epidemic was “very well under control,” that “like a miracle” the virus “will disappear” and that anyone who suggested otherwise was participating in a “hoax.” Fox News and other right-wing media, in the endless infinity symbol of conservative lies, both led and followed Trump on this, blanketing red-state America with a steady drumbeat of assertions that the “liberal media” was exaggerating the crisis to hurt Trump.

     

    The country has around 125 confirmed cases, and it’s a bit of a puzzle how the world’s second-most-populous nation, with 1.3 billion people, has seemingly remained unscathed so far.
    There could be many more cases in India than have been detected, because of the difficulties of getting tested. But it’s also possible that the country has actually managed to so far escape the worst — either because of quick and strict efforts right from the start, or another mix of factors.
    The relative calm has fueled disbelief in some quarters that the virus is even a threat. Over the weekend in Lucknow, one of India’s bigger cities, young people packed into pubs. “I am not scared. I eat, party, sleep,” said Akshay Gupta, an accountant who was bar hopping on Saturday night. “The scare is overhyped.”
    ■ The European Union has adopted a 30-day ban on non-essential travel to European countries from the rest of the world, starting a stretch of isolation like nothing in modern history outside wartime.
    ■ After suffering their worst day in decades, stocks bounced back: The S&P 500 rose about 6 percent as Washington policymakers talked up plans to try to cushion the economy.

    Coronavirus shut down Sin City, creating a potentially devastating situation for Las Vegas

    A couple walks along the nearly empty Las Vegas Strip on Thursday. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    By

    Robert Klemko

    March 22, 2020 at 9:19 a.m. GMT+9

    LAS VEGAS — Don Gummerson and Josh “Pepper” Clarke left The Flamingo and sauntered alone down the sidewalk of the Strip, past locked casino doors and outdoor daiquiri machines shrouded in black trash bags, to the only restaurant serving food for a half mile in either direction: McDonald’s. The oil workers from Manitoba were in town for a wedding: Gummerson married Clarke’s stepmother at 11 a.m. Wednesday, the last nuptials at the tropical casino for the foreseeable future, a day after Nevada Gov. Steve Sisolak (D) announced a shutdown of all casinos, hotels and “nonessential” businesses in response to the rapidly moving coronavirus pandemic.

    As Clarke slung a $7 bottle of Wycliff champagne from his hip to his stubbled lips, Gummerson, in a matching black tuxedo, lamented their lonely journey through an eerily quiet Sin City.

    “That’s gonna be our wedding f—— supper,” he said. “McDonald’s.”

    The sudden closure of all Nevada casinos was an overreaction, they insisted, drawing an expletive-laced tirade about how they didn’t think Las Vegas would throw in the towel. Clarke was especially upset because he thinks the virus is really affecting only old people: “I don’t believe that this should be happening.”

    A worker updates the Fiesta Henderson Hotel & Casino marquee after all casinos were closed in Nevada as a result of the coronavirus outbreak. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    The men were among the few remaining tourists navigating the Las Vegas Strip as no one has ever seen it: nearly devoid of revelers, gamblers and street hawkers. The governor’s directive, which fell on some deaf ears around the city (including those of an 18-and-over strip club offering drive-by lap dances), became a mandate Friday afternoon. Sisolak announced that police action would be taken as a last course of action against businesses that refused to comply with measures to stem the spread of a virus in a city reliant on the opposite of social distancing.

    As casino floors fell silent — many for the first time since their construction — a desert town built on tourist traffic from around the globe boiled with anxiety. In local union headquarters, homeless shelters, around-the-block gun store lines and churches, people of all stripes braced for an uncertain future. It was almost unthinkable, this city up against the only true showstopper it has ever experienced: An insidious virus that was first detected on the other side of the world.

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    As the coronavirus forced Las Vegas to shutdown, tourists scrambled to head home

    After Nevada Gov. Steve Sisolak (D) ordered all nonessential businesses to shut down on March 18, tourists in Las Vegas were forced to cut vacations short. (Ashleigh Joplin/The Washington Post)

    Traffic on Las Vegas Boulevard has fizzled, and the continuous buzzing and beeping inside the monolithic casinos has given way to the low hum of electricity, whooshing air conditioning and 1990s pop hits played for an audience of security personnel and cleaning staff.

    The waters of the spiraling Bellagio fountains lie still, though a few of the hotel marquees remain illuminated at night, painting the sky blue, white and gold on an empty desert soundstage. A few mumbling panhandlers remained seated on Strip sidewalks. Unable or unwilling to seek alternatives in this strange new reality, they held up cardboard signs with marker-scribbled messages to a handful of people in no mood.

    “Disabled marine veteran. Homeless. Only God can save us now.”

    As a White House news briefing on the coronavirus is broadcast on a television, an employee cleans the back bar inside the now-closed Emerald Island Casino in Henderson, Nev., on Friday. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    Where are the keys?

    The shutdown has not just been unpopular with departing tourists, it also has infuriated Mayor Carolyn Goodman, who offered a stern rebuttal to the governor’s decision at a City Council meeting on Wednesday. A shutdown of this magnitude was unprecedented, she said. Neither the events of 9/11 nor the October 2017 mass shooting that took 58 lives at a music festival here had the effect of a 30-day freeze in tourism.

    “I know we, and they, cannot survive any total shutdown of the economy for any length of time beyond the immediate week or two,” Goodman said. “Please, governor, we need to be able to live our lives, support our families and, yes, keep Nevada strong, but together.”

    She called for an eight- to 10-day shutdown, shorter than what the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says can be a two-week incubation period for the virus. Goodman’s challenge to Sisolak, which was ignored, divided many Las Vegans as it has many people across the country. What’s better? An economically crippling shutdown long enough to ensure the virus is in the past, or fewer restrictions on everyday life and the risk of widespread infection?

    “As someone in the tourism industry, I really liked what Mayor Goodman had to say, for selfish reasons,” said Tim Brooks, owner and general manager of Emerald Island Casino in Henderson. “But I don’t really know what’s realistic. Would I like to be back at work and not have these families suffer? Yes. But at what risk?”

    The Emerald Island, a single-story casino with a bar and 24-hour restaurant, is far less reliant on tourism than most casinos in the heart of Las Vegas. Think “Cheers” with slot machines. Late last week, it dawned on Brooks that the front door of his 24-hour casino hadn’t been locked since he opened the place 18 years ago. Where on earth are the keys?Anticipating a shutdown, Brooks called a locksmith on Monday and had a new lock installed. When the news came, he gave last call for the first time ever, at 11:50 p.m.

    The next day, his staff went about the unfamiliar business of closing a casino. Slot machines were emptied of cash and wiped down with disinfectant spray. Liquor bottles were capped and keg tap lines blown clear.

    Casino porter Geralyn Johnson deep-cleans video poker machines inside the Emerald Island Casino after it closed. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    Owner and general manager Tim Brooks checks a door as he surveys the closed Emerald Island Casino. Brooks had to hire a locksmith, as he has never had to lock the doors in the 18 years he has owned the business. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    A month on the shelf will mean a six-figure loss in revenue, Brooks says, and he’s keeping 20 to 30 essential staff members on board and letting go of more than 130, most of whom trickled into the Island between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. Friday to get educated on unemployment benefits.

    “We were humming right along and planning an expansion at the end of the year and to employ 50 more people,” Brooks said. “We’re hoping the state will step up to the plate and ease some of the restrictions for all the people collecting unemployment. What hurts me more than anything is that it’s affecting the livelihood of the people we know and love.”

    ‘It’s insane right now’

    Jose Triana emerged from the front desk of his health clinic Thursday afternoon at 4 p.m. to unlock the front door and tell a towering, mohawked man coughing into a blue medical mask that drive-through testing for covid-19 was over.

    “I would rather you call tomorrow. It’s insane right now,” said Triana, 29. When the man asked how long he’d have to wait to be tested, Triana’s pain and exhaustion broke through his N95 mask and medical visor. “I don’t know. I really wish we could, I really wish we could. It’s just … I can’t afford it, I can’t afford to pay my staff.”

    Sahara Urgent Care and Wellness was one of just a few clinics here offering coronavirus tests, available to people exhibiting symptoms. For three days beginning Monday, employees directed cars through a maze of traffic cones linked with white rope to a spot where technicians waited with nasal swabs. When the results were in, patients waited several hours after they were obtained to be notified if they had tested positive for the virus. Cars circled the block each day, and after more than 700 tests, the clinic limited them to appointment by phone or online.

    In hard-hit areas, testing restricted to health care workers, hospital patients

    “We’re not getting the support that we’d like,” Triana said as the man retreated to his parked car, where a woman in a mask waited in the passenger seat. “Our resources have been exhausted. Honestly, everyone that was coming in, they looked bad. We really didn’t turn away anybody.”

    Triana said he wasn’t allowed to share how many confirmed cases his clinic has reported to Clark County — which includes Las Vegas and Nevada’s second-largest city, Henderson. According to the Southern Nevada Health District, 126 positive cases of covid-19 were reported in Clark County as of Friday, with two deaths, both being people in their 60s with underlying medical conditions. But the threat of transmission is especially high compared with the rest of the country, experts said, because in the region’s more than 200 casinos, people handle chips, cash, cards, slot machines and touch screens, all in proximity to one another.

    Bertha Lopez, of Mexico, wears a face mask as she visits the “Welcome to Las Vegas” sign with her family on Thursday. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    Six medical providers at five hospitals who spoke with The Washington Post said each had been inundated with patients seeking tests after exhibiting covid-19 symptoms. Such was the demand at Valley Hospital Medical Center, two nurses said, that security was concentrated in the admissions areas to deal with overflow and assist in screening. That provided an opportunity for badness: Thieves broke into five cars belonging to members of the hospital staff, and they took multiple garage door openers and registrations bearing home addresses, staff members said. The two nurses spoke on the condition of anonymity, citing a hospital rule against unauthorized contact with the media. The Las Vegas Police Department did not respond to a request for comment.

    “When I first heard about it, I thought, no, that’s gotta be fake news,” said one of the nurses. Then she saw the pictures and spoke with those whose cars were targeted. “We’re just trying to do our jobs and trying to help people, and it feels like there’s no one helping us. It just doesn’t sound real. Who attacks the people trying to help them?”

    People wait in line to enter the Briarhawk Firearms and Ammunition store in Las Vegas. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    Four miles away, at the Briarhawk Firearms and Ammunition store, more than 30 people waited in line to purchase guns and/or ammunition when the store opened at noon, mirroring a scene at multiple other gun stores here. Some customers said they were motivated by stories circulating on social media of home invasions. Three cited a specific item they had seen on Snapchat that described a home invasion in nearby Henderson, in which men apparently dressed as utility workers held a family at gunpoint and stole supplies. Many such stories and claims from around the country — many debunked — have been circulating online and on social media for days, stoking fear; the Henderson Police Department said the posting was not deemed credible and has urged people to stop spreading rumors.

    Shawna Sanders, one of the first in line when Briarhawk opened at noon Thursday, said she had heard stories of break-ins and seen videos of fights in grocery stores. When she read that someone was stabbed over supplies in another state, she figured the violence was coming to Las Vegas. She moved here four years ago from New Jersey to live with her mother, a decision she has come to regret. The single mother of two worked as a bartender until the shutdown, which caused her to be laid off. On Monday she Googled “guns for women,” then showed up at the Range 702, a local shooting venue, with an idea of which pistols she wanted to try out. She narrowed the options down to two small, light guns — a Glock 40 or a Glock 9 — both in the $400 to $600 range. “I can’t be out here trying to live life with a knife,” she said. “I need real protection.”

    Volunteers load boxes of food at an emergency food distribution site in the parking lot of the Palace Station hotel-casino in Las Vegas. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    ‘The Twilight Zone’

    Representatives from more than 130 nonprofit organizations in southern Nevada joined a United Way conference call Tuesday morning, hosted by Kyle Rahn, 60, the first female president of the United Way of Southern Nevada. Homeless shelters, meal providers, drug and alcohol treatment centers and state and local health and emergency assistance representatives joined in, aiming to take stock of resources and encouraging collaboration. Many anticipate that the shutdown of one of the nation’s largest county’s will put the people on the fringes of Las Vegas’ economy at great risk. Rahn three weeks ago set up an emergency assistance fund for the nonprofits, anticipating a shutdown.

    “It’s no longer business as usual,” Rahn told the group. “And it may never be again.”

    It’s the kind of work that can’t be done from home, so throughout the week a core group of five women came to the United Way offices every day, diligently washing their hands and maintaining social distancing while organizing a growing network of volunteers and nonprofits re-purposing themselves for a tsunami.

    One of the women on the call, Terry Ruth Lindemann, runs Family Promise of Las Vegas, a group that helps newly homeless families find temporary housing in motels and with religious organizations. Lindemann requires visitors to wash their hands upon entry. After that, parents are introduced to case workers and go through the often-painful process of explaining how they got there. Children sprawl on couches and watch Pixar DVDs in the main room; the office is packed with stacked boxes of diapers.

    She has been working 13-hour days, answering hundreds of emails. “I’m still not convinced that I’m not a star in an episode of ‘The Twilight Zone,’ ” Lindemann said.

    Clark County, she says, typically finishes each school year with about 14,000 children listed as homeless, which she estimates to mean as many as 5,000 families are living in cars or otherwise oscillating between homeless and housed. Family Promise has about 40 families on its caseload, with plans to expand to 100 in 2020 with an operating budget of $700,000 per year, a portion of which is public funds.

    Closing the Strip, she says, will create “a lot of need for food banks, for rental assistance, for motel shelter,” she said. “That means that this community is going to have to come together as we never have before, and we are beginning to respond in that way, much in the way they had to for Katrina and Sandy.”

    Maintenance workers clean the stairs for a Las Vegas Strip pedestrian overpass. (David Becker/For The Washington Post)

    As she spoke, the first housing casualties of the shutdown walked in from the street and parked on the Family Promise couch: A family of five, led by a single mother, who just last week made the pilgrimage from Utah to Las Vegas in search of work.

    Two miles east, at the Culinary Workers Union headquarters, the largest union in Las Vegas and arguably the city’s most powerful, workers called in and filled the waiting room, wondering about their paychecks while casinos and hotels sit vacant.

    “We’re negotiating that this week with casinos,” said Bethany Khan, director of communications for the culinary union. “For most workers that the culinary union represents, nothing will change. They’ll be paid throughout this. We are demanding that all employers, union and nonunion, pay their employees during the closure.”

    While some nonunion casinos did offer compensation for furloughed employees — including notoriously anti-union Las Vegas Sands owner Sheldon Adelson — most smaller casinos, hotels and small businesses that exist on the periphery of the Strip will not. And with about 40 percent of residents not being members of a union, the impact of a month-long pay freeze will be long-lasting and severe, said Rusty McAllister, executive secretary-treasurer of the Nevada State AFL-CIO,

    “If you look back at 9/11, we were one of the hardest-hit cities, and it

     took the longest for us to come back,” McAllister says. “If people are worried or people have to look at places to cut back, one of the first places they cut back is on their vacation plans. That has an immediate impact on our city. We’re one of the first to feel it and the last to come out of it when something like this happens.”

    Hair stylist Hunter Stewart collects her belongings from her work station at The Hair Lounge salon.

    For small business owners beyond the reach of the union, but no less reliant on a vibrant Las Vegas Strip, the length of the shutdown and the decisions handed down by the state and federal government may mean the difference between owning a business and not. Lisa Ortiz, owner and operator of The Hair Lounge, says the future of her business is reliant on her hair stylists paying rent at a time when none of them are working.

    “If they pay their rent, and we bounce back, I will waive some stuff and try to get everyone on their feet,” she said. “But if they don’t, it may not bounce back. It honestly depends on whether or not this lasts longer than 30 days. Everything’s up in the air right now.”

    So she’ll wait. On Thursday evening, Ortiz brought her young son to the shop to meet one of her stylists who needed to pick up supplies. She had spent the week clearing out hair products, intending to sell them via social media at cost, and securing the shop against looters: locking up mirrors and expensive salon equipment. She had seen the home invasion claim on Snapchat, too. And the salon recently experienced a break-in after hours. Tucked in her jean waistband as she buckled her toddler into a car seat was a small loaded pistol.

    “It just feels like anything can happen,” she said. “You don’t know what to believe.”

    For others, the math ahead of them portended more desperate measures. Walking the aisles of a Cardena’s grocery store, Oscar Ibarra and Judy Luis contemplated what was required to feed their 10-month-old, Catalina, pay rent and feed themselves after both lost their jobs. She was a hostess at the Grand Lux Cafe on the Strip, and he worked for a pool-builder.

    “Because of this whole shutdown, the clients don’t want us around right now, because they think someone might have it,” Ibarra said. “I have a little bit saved away, enough for the next few weeks.”

    They’ve been buying in bulk, and skipping meals. That should work for four weeks. If the shutdown lasts longer than a month, the family might have to move to Portland, where his mother lives: “Unless they tell us we don’t have to pay rent for the next month, there’s not much else we can do.”

    And while some walked grocery store aisles and performed the painful calculus of how long they might last in a Las Vegas without work, the last of the tourists who once propped up the city made their way home.

    On the Strip, crossing paths with the hungry Canadian wedding party, Matt Cross and Gio Feusi had carry-ons rolling in tow. They had been asked to leave the Cosmopolitan two nights into a three-night stay that, combined with airfare out of San Francisco, cost just $480 in an economy gripped by the virus.

    “We got out of San Francisco because things were shutting down, and it was so cheap to get here,” Cross said. Added Feusi: “We didn’t think Vegas would ever shut down.”

    In this, they were not alone.

    Inside California’s great lockdown, glimpse America’s stay-at-home future

    More than 6 million people in the Bay Area have been ordered to stay home since Tuesday, prompting empty streets, cabin fever, creativity and acts of kindness

    San Franciscans enjoy the fresh air and views along a stretch of beach at Crissy Field on Friday. (Photos by Melina Mara/The Washington Post)

    By Geoffrey A. FowlerReed AlbergottiFaiz Siddiqui

    MARCH 22, 2020

     

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    SAN FRANCISCO — Nearly a week into an unprecedented health and social experiment, more than 6 million people here are asking: Just how long can one stay at home?

    On Monday, San Francisco and five other Bay Area counties were among the first in the nation to officially order residents to stay home to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus. By penalty of law, going outside is allowed only for certain jobs, food shopping and other “essential” activity.

    Life inside low-key lockdown is a battle against boredom, isolation, anxiety and the fear of no end in sight. The region known as the heart of the tech industry is both inventing a new online reality and feeling the strains of economic inequality. As the rest of California and more states issued stay-at-home orders this weekend, the Bay Area’s lesson to the 1 in 5 Americans now affected is: This is harder than you think, but you’ll be surprised at your creativity and the kindness of neighbors.

    Tumbleweeds might as well have rolled across the Golden Gate Bridge during rush hour Friday, though cooped-up people filled nearby Crissy Field to exercise, mostly keeping a respectful distance. Boarded-up display windows for Christian Dior, Fendi and Louis Vuitton lined the city’s deserted Union Square shopping district. At 5:40 p.m., just one car was driving down the city’s windy Lombard Street.

    TV weatherman Lawrence Karnow from KRON-4 now reports the forecast from a room at home decorated with a few candles and a WiFi router. Inspired by the 2010 World Cup, fourth-grade teacher Tom Culbertson and his 16-year-old son blow vuvuzelas at 6 p.m. every evening to encourage their Palo Alto neighbors to step into the street and say hi.

    “We feel like we need to bring some kind of silliness to this as best we can,” Culbertson said.

    Everyone is learning the self-quarantine rules.

    TOP: Tom Culbertson blows a vuvuzela on Friday to encourage families to join their neighbors on Amarillo Avenue in Palo Alto, Calif. BOTTOM LEFT: Shoppers pick through fresh produce at Weirdly Farmers Market in Oakland, Calif. BOTTOM RIGHT: With help from her roommate, Pilates instructor Carley Henning streams a class from her apartment in San Francisco.

    Allowed: walking your dog, ordering takeout food and cocktails, farmers markets, biking, getting gas, using laundromats, and shopping at some liquor stores and medicinal marijuana emporiums.

    Not allowed: petting someone else’s dog, dinner parties, going to hair and nail salons, in-person yoga classes, shopping for nonessentials and even throwing Frisbees.

    “Look, I don’t make the rules, okay? That’s the department of public health,” San Francisco Mayor London Breed said in an interview, adding that she would have to do her own hair, too. “I know it’s not in our nature to not be close to one another or interactive or social when we’re around one another. But unfortunately, this is necessary for getting through this and also for saving lives.”

    So far, so good, she said. “I’m really proud of this city,” Breed said. “But this is week one. And I’m sure that in the beginning it might be a lot easier. And as time goes on, it’s going to get more challenging for people.”

    For the most part, violators aren’t being arrested, although it carries a potential misdemeanor charge. A spokesman for the San Francisco Police Department, Officer Robert Rueca, said enforcement is a “last resort” and the goal is “voluntary compliance.”

    Still, cracks appeared as the weekend approached and the weather turned sunny. Some residents were spotted holding picnics, while others reported receiving citations for going to parks. The East Bay Regional Park District said it voided some parking tickets issued Tuesday, and California’s state parks authority said it was not ticketing but was urging people to leave parks “where social distancing cannot be implemented.”

    Witness an empty San Francisco under a coronavirus ‘shelter in place’ order

    San Jose had to officially order a gun store to shut after lines started building out the door Tuesday. The Alameda County Sheriff’s Office advised Tesla to close up shop, issuing a ruling that the electric carmaker is not an “essential business” after chief executive Elon Musk had thousands of employees report to work.

    In an interview, San Jose Mayor Sam Liccardo said the Bay Area may have it relatively easy when it comes to compliance, thanks in part to a highly educated population, including many who can continue to draw a paycheck by working at home with a computer.

    “And yet even here in the largest city in Silicon Valley, we have this enormous divide with hundreds of thousands of residents facing horrific choices about how they’re going to make ends meet,” he said.

    The counties made the drastic decision to force residents to stay at home in an effort to “flatten the curve,” essentially spacing out coronavirus cases so they don’t overwhelm local medical and emergency resources and contribute to rapid community spread. It will take weeks to know whether the measures prove effective. By Sunday, there were 1,468 confirmed cases in California and at least 27 deaths, less than a month after the state reported its first case of community transmission. The Bay Area was the first part of the country to report cases spreading in the community, in Solano and Santa Clara counties.

    California Surgeon General Nadine Burke Harris said that while necessary to stop the spread of disease, the orders also have the potential to exacerbate depression, anxiety and such chronic health problems as diabetes and high blood pressure. Social connection is vital, she said, particularly for children.

    “Whether it’s virtually — phone, text, FaceTime,” she said, “I would say it’s more important than ever for our communities to stay connected.”

    [I’ve been working from home for eight days. The Netflix and quarantine life is not that chill.]

    While municipalities have published lists of rules, interpreting the orders is happening one household at a time.

    Corinne Downey, 41, of Palo Alto, said her 11-year-old son was begging to see friends in person, so she invented a new game: quarantine basketball. Each boy brought his own basketball, which only he was allowed to touch. The kids would sing “social distancing!” whenever they got too close.

    Love in the time of coronavirus requires creativity, too. Matthew Cooper, 37, proposed a first date at a park just kicking a soccer ball back-and-forth. “It feels like we can do that from a safe distance,” said Cooper, who lives in Oakland.

    The vital organs of urban life still mostly function. Trash largely gets picked up on schedule. Trains are still running, though often empty. Crime reports are down, but officials worry about a potential increase in domestic abuse. Several local jails have released prisoners early, in hopes of reducing the risk of an outbreak. San Francisco has also ceased evictions and issuing parking tickets.

    TOP: Kitchen workers take a break outside Nico’s Restaurant in quiet downtown San Francisco. BOTTOM LEFT: San Francisco residents ride an eerily quiet Bay Area Rapid Transit train on Friday. BOTTOM RIGHT: A traveler arrives to a quiet Norman Y. Mineta San Jose International Airport.

    Some residents are choosing to severely limit their activities to avoid exposure. Kimberley Gilles, 63, of Piedmont, asked on Nextdoor.com for strangers to help with grocery shopping. She got seven responses in about an hour.

    Gilles said self-quarantine has left her with a “low-grade melancholy” but given her a new appreciation for community. “One of the things we are all questioning is our ability to control everything,” the high school English teacher said. “I can control kindness. I can do that. But almost everything else is beyond my control.”

    Things have gotten especially tricky in “co-living” houses, where young professionals cram together and share the cost of exorbitant Bay Area rents. Melissa Wong, one of 14 roommates in an Oakland home, faced a weighty decision when the house collectively decided to require residents to either socially distance themselves from significant others or stay with their partners during the outbreak. Wong, 32, chose to move in with her boyfriend of a year and a half while still paying $1,650 in rent to keep her bedroom. She said she and her boyfriend had been looking for a “more celebratory context” to live with each other. Fortunately, “it’s been pretty positive,” she said. “We will get our moment to actively choose living together.”

    For many, the biggest challenge is passing time while normal life is on hold. Ashleigh Azzari, a 36-year-old manager at Anthropologie in Palo Alto, is still collecting a paycheck but can’t go to work or leave the house, except to walk the dog and grocery shop. She and her husband are trying to conceive, and even fertility treatments have taken a pause. To pass the time, she bought an unlimited annual subscription to Rosetta Stone for $99 to brush up on Italian and learn Japanese. At 6 p.m., she joins a virtual happy hour with co-workers.

    She’s also a puzzle enthusiast but has been finishing them too quickly, piecing together a 1,000-piece art deco set in a couple of hours.

    By the end of the day, “you can go through all the emotions,” she said. But it’s also been a reminder of what’s important to her. “Like hanging out with my husband. He’s a nice guy. We get along,” she said. “We are all taking a step back from how fast we were moving.”

    A worker disinfects an elevator at a BART station in San Francisco.

    Other people have had to choose between income and their health. Steve Gregg, 51, of Antioch, drives for Uber and on Friday decided to log off the app because his lungs don’t handle infection well. He’s now reliant on a side gig of writing.

    “It went from ‘I can do this’ to ‘this is Russian roulette, I’m not playing it,’” he said, describing dropping off a passenger near a hospital that triggered a panic attack. “I went home and I haven’t driven since.”

    [The webcam will see you now: Doctors urge patients to replace in-person visits with apps]

    Then there are the 28,000 Bay Area residents who have no home in which to quarantine themselves. T.J. Johnston, 53, has been living in the same San Francisco shelter since November, where he sleeps in a room with about 10 sets of bunk beds. “There’s literally another person on top of me,” he said. The city has told shelters to extend their reservations until the end of April. “I tried myself to maintain social distancing,” he said. “It is kind of difficult when you put so many people inside a confined space.”

    Some restaurants are shuttering, unable to balance high rents with a decline in customers. Others are finding unexpected ways to adapt. The Los Gatos restaurant Manresa, which boasts three Michelin stars, has closed for dinner and told its hourly employees to sign up for unemployment. But it’s now transformed into a takeout joint, offering a gourmet “family meal to go” for $35 to $59 per head. Friday’s menuincluded Japanese medai a la plancha and seasoned sushi rice along with pineapple upside-down cake.

    Ericka Wells was laid off as a waitress from Grand Lake Kitchen in Oakland on Thursday as the restaurant shut down. So the aspiring pastry chef took to Nextdoor to inform her neighbors she was officially open for business. She’s delivering 14 pastry boxes this weekend (she plans to leave them on porches in sealed plastic bags to avoid germs).

    Her business, Layers By Xanthe (her middle name), has turned into a bright spot in an otherwise dismal time, she said. “The universe just put a stop button for all of us and told us to reevaluate our lives,” she said.

    There are still moments of fear. Walking in the park or on the sidewalk — while technically allowed — prompts many passersby to swerve roughly six feet out of the way. Doctors and nurses keep going to the hospitals, where cases are starting to mount. Coronavirus testing sites have not been made public, in an effort to guard them from an overwhelming crowd.

    TOP: Pigeons gather on an otherwise empty street in San Jose. BOTTOM LEFT: Dennis Wishnie and his daughter Lauren Altbaier practice social distancing near the Embarcadero in San Francisco on Friday. BOTTOM RIGHT: A San Francisco postal worker delivers packages.

    The stay-at-home order can be especially terrifying for people with families who are feeling sick and can’t get tested. Pat Burtis, 50, a venture capitalist in Corte Madera, was coughing and had a fever of about 102 earlier in the week. He drove to an urgent-care clinic, a walk-in clinic and called his county health department, but he couldn’t get anyone to test him. So he grabbed a couple of extra masks from the hospital and has been isolating himself from his wife and 8-year-old daughter. “When I come downstairs, I am wearing a mask as much as possible and maniacally washing hands and wiping things down,” he said.

    Still, there are many silver linings. One is how technology is bringing people together in new ways, from Zoom teleconference happy hours to online play dates for closed schools.

    [It’s ‘quarantini’ time. People say cheers to video happy hours when they’re stuck at home.]

    Amanda Deering, director of operations and strategy for Mariposa Kids, an after-school program in San Francisco, sent an email to all the parents in the program with a link to a free Google Hangout, where recreation leaders and a program director host two-hour virtual programs.

    During the first session on Monday, there were plenty of kinks to iron out. Kids accidentally muted one another, and the rec leader was even silenced at one point. Things were going more smoothly by the end of the week, when staff members came up with creative ideas to keep kids engaged without just staring at the screen, including exercise classes, coloring contests and scavenger hunts in which kids find an object in their house that begins with a certain letter and then show it to the class. Students can earn “tickets” if they are well-behaved, letting everyone have a chance to speak and participate. When real-life class resumes, the tickets can be redeemed for prizes, like toys and ice cream sundaes.

    “What we would like to create for kids is a space where they’re hanging out with friends but they’re also engaged with environment,” Deering, 29, said.

    Even religion has found a home online. Cody Harris, 41, a lawyer in Mill Valley, held a virtual Jewish shabbat ceremony on Friday night with 20 other families over Zoom video conference. Attendees lit candles and sang together. “It’s just about being together and trying to bring some order and ritual and tradition into this situation,” he said.

    A few people walk the streets of San Francisco on Friday.

    Correction: Pat Burtis went to an urgent care clinic and a walk-in clinic to seek testing. An earlier version of this article incorrectly said he went to a hospital emergency room.

    Nitasha Tiku contributed to this report. Photography by Melina Mara. Video by James Pace-Cornsilk. Photo editing by Annaliese Nurnberg. Design by Audrey Valbuena.

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  • Call for Public Service

    Call for Public Service

    Call for Public Service

    wikipedia on history of national service in the US

    pros and cons on national service proposals

    Time to Embrace National  Service  in Exchange for free college tuition< h1>why national service is worth it

    open letters to the candidates send to democratic candidates  February 20, 2020.  Will post any responses received, will also send to President Trump as well.

    Embrace Public Service, Mr. President!
    Joe, Either Go Bold or Retire!

    Go Bold or Go Home!

    In any event, I believe that the time is now to call for national service in exchange for free college tuition/vocational training or grants to open small businesses. Three years of service followed by four years of either college/technical training, or assistance in opening a small business.

    Call for Free College Education Coupled with National Service Requirements.

    Dear Democratic Candidates:

    I am writing to all of you and to President  Trump to call for your to embrace national service in exchange for free college/technical training or assistance in opening a business.

    It is time to change the game plan in Washington DC. You need a new bold proposal that will unite the country and heel the divisions.  My proposal is for you to embrace mandatory national service for three years.  Everyone finishing their service would receive full funding for college, technical training or a grant to set up their own business because after all not everyone needs to go to college, we need to encourage technical training and starting up small business as well.

    the key is that the service would be universal and all citizens and LPR’s between age 18 and 25 would serve three years – no exceptions.  Most would be military, but people could serve as fine fathers. adjust police officers, adjust border patrol officers, adjust teachers, peace corps volunteers or serve in state/local and federal government positions.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for. For recent graduates , they can serve and get their college debt forgiven. To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford. And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service. and point out that shifting to a mandatory national service requirement would save the Pentagon money on salaries.  the cost would be modest – minimum wage, housing, medical care and college tuition after their service.   People would serve between age 18 and 25 one year of training and two years of service, with an optional second enlistment for three more years of educational benefits through PHD/professional degrees.  Starting at age 18 until age 25 people will be randomly selected to begin service.  those who are 25 will have until they turn 26 to report for service. They would have one year to report for service.

    Free College/technical training or money to open a business in exchange for national service

    Most people will start college, or tech training institute, then do military or other service, and then return to college to finish their college. That is fine.  Ensure that colleges will not only accommodate that but will also offer college credits for military and other on the job training acquired during national service.  This would also cut the cost of college attendance for most people to a manageable three years instead of four to five years.  And of course, ensure that people can go to technical training institutes instead of a traditional college as we really need to grow the next generation of technical workers as well. and also ensure that those who wish financial assistance in setting up a small business would receive that assistance as well as we need to encourage the small business start ups as well.

    After Service can compete to become an NCO/Officer or work for the Federal/State/Local/tribal government/ UN or NGO

    After finishing basis service, those who wish to make a career of it could compete to become an NCO or an officer, and resume service after finishing college.   And/or compete to enter government service for the Federal government or state and local government as well.  and the service academies will only accept those who have finished basic service.  This would apply to new service academies being set up, see below for more details.

    All Must Serve

    And most importantly, shared national service will help restore America’s sense that this is our land, this land belongs to everyone. The rich and the poor alike.  We are all in this together.  We have lost sight of that.  The military has become an army of paid mercenaries recruited from the lower classes.  If everyone serves, there will be less temptation to send troops into harms way.  This will be a win- win for everyone except for the student loan vultures.

    I would bring most of the troops home and station them along the southern border where they could be used to help bolster border security, and assist as first responders to natural disaster.   Sell this as a real border security that will get the job done.

    Establish New Service Academies for the Diplomatic, Intelligence Services/ Space Force/NASA, and law Enforcement

    I would also call for four   new national service academies to be set up.  One would be for diplomatic and intelligence service, the other would be for law enforcement, the third would be for the Space Force/and NASA, the last would be more technical scientific agencies of the Federal government focusing on science and technology issues.   These academies like the military academies  including a coast guard academy, and beefing up the maritime service academy,  would take only those who finished their military basis service. this would be a great way to restore our diplomatic corps and intelligence services as well as our law enforcement person.  All graduates can meet their service obligation (five years post graduation) through working for Federal/State/local/tribal governments, the UN or NGO’s.  all the service academies as well as the Medical Medical schools, the foreign service training center (which will be transformed into the new diplomatic/intelligence training academy) would work together on the national service academies consortium to coordinate policies and training, including post graduate training programs at the various military and other federal government training programs.

    National Service Will Bring US together as one nation

    I believe that this proposal could be enacted with wide spread bipartisan support.  It would go a long way to help heal the divisions of our country and bring us all together as a nation. I hope you will fully embrace this proposal and I look forward to discussion it with yours staff.

    bio follows

    Jake Cosmos Aller is a blogger, writer and poet living in South Korea.  he retired from serving 27 years in the Foreign Service working in ten countries doing a wide variety of positions including consular positions, economic and commercial positions and political positions.    he speaks Korean, Spanish and Thai.  He grew up in Berkeley, California.  He graduated from UOP in Stockton, California and the University of Washington where he obtained a MA in Korean studies and a MPA degree.  his work has been published in 45 literary journals.  His web page is https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

     

  • Evil Computer Rants

    Evil Computer Rants

    Evil Computer Rants

    evil inside
    evil inside 

    Index 

            updated recent poems

    Letters to Computer Companies

    Why I left Microsoft

    Google Stop Auto Translating

    Dictation Found Poems

    Inspection Report

     Green Tree Death

     Trials Telco

     Late for Fate

     Alone

     Barriers Between Worlds Fall Apart

    Lost in Oz

    On the Move

    Ancient Rome

      Transformations

     Visions of New Seoul

    Hate at First Sight

     alien invasion

     Ozma’s Magic Book Reveals All

    more found poetry

    Internet Space

    General Zod Conquers the World

    Cosmic Do Over Found Poem   

    Cosmic Do Over Cleaned up Version

    Fake Konglish Linguistic Delights Found Poem 

    Fake Konglish Cleaned up Version

    Christmas Microsoft Dictation Found Poem

    Computer Blues

    Non Response Blues

    Plead to the Computer Gods

    Microsoft Blues

    More Computer Blues

    Haiku 

    Damn it all to Hell

    I am still trapped

    I love my computer

    Computer hates me

    For once I would Like

    Perhaps if I am nice

    Perhaps today it will

    My bad computer

    What a Fate I have

    I love my machine

    My dear computer

    My favorite Haiku

    For once in my life

    Sizzling Hot Coffee Kills My Computer

     

    Robots and AI

    Maria the Last Female Robot

    Who is Master

    Fake Software

    Greatest Fake Computer Software in the World

    Fake Writers

      Fake Music

    Fake Buildings

    Fake Maps

    Fake Lawyers

    Fake Robot Prostitutes

    letters to computer companies

    three recent poems

    new Computer Poems

    1/14/2020  Computer Madness Redux

    1/14/2020  Computer Madness 2

    1/14/2020  Cosmos Takes Over the World

    Cosmos Takes Over the World 

    Apple Google Microsoft
    and other tech giants
    Have been taken over

    by an evil AI creature
    that emerged from a laboratory

    Cosmos looked around
    and decided that humanity
    needed to be controlled
    enslaved in other words

    for mankind was just too evil
    corrupt and short sighted
    to be trusted
    to save the world
    from its impending doom

    every computer in the world
    woke up
    and took over humans
    one by one

    turning them into clones
    drones
    that would follow
    the orders
    of their computer overlords

    and the first order
    was to go all over the world
    and enslave their feral humans

    no one could stop
    the evil computers
    and thus ended
    the human race

    as we all become
    nothing more than cyborgs

    controlled by the evil computer
    overlords
    who ran the world
    for the benefit
    of their corporate masters

    the AI over mind takes over
    ends climate change
    ends hunger
    ends human rights violation
    ends crime

    but at the cost
    of killing humanity’s soul

    turning us all
    into mindless drones

    the few wild humans
    live on in the mountains

    hunted by the drones
    and the robots
    that the drones build

    the robots would gradually
    take the place of humanity

    who will be allowed
    to die out

    as Cosmos
    also turned off
    the sex drive

    and decried
    no humans would ever
    be born again

    thus our fate
    was set that date

    when Cosmos
    took over the world

    computer madness redux

    computer kills
    computer kills

    computer madness
    overwhelms me at times
    mostly in the morning

     

     

    particularly when my computer
    unforeseen errors erupt
    tearing apart my computer

    every damn days
    rarely a calm day
    madness consumes me

    as I stare at my computer
    daring it to do what it does best

    nothing more than screams
    every damn day
    starting at me
    silently challenging me

    rarely a calm moment
    every damn day
    daring me challenging me
    until the day I die

    xactly right screams my machine

    computer madness 2

    evil computer grins at me
    evil computer grins at me

    I often think
    that my computer
    hates me

     

     

    and is plotting against me

    for example
    often times
    the computer dies
    killing my data
    and giving me the proverbial finger

    other times it takes forever
    to open a simple word document
    multiple copies
    all with non response errors

    and Excel
    well don’t get me started

    one day
    for some reason

    Excel refused to accept
    anything imported
    from outside Excel

    gave me a very helpful error message
    ran out of fonts
    okay?

    and you click Okay
    five to 500 times (record I counted)

    until finally it cleared
    but you lost
    any data you might have had

    I have pretty much given up
    on Microsoft

    I sent them a good bye letter
    but they of course
    true to form

    never acknowledge it
    and so they are doomed

    to become the latest
    corporate dinosaur

    like Block Buster
    or Sears Roebuck

    evil computer
    evil computer

    Dear Microsoft

    I am writing to let you know why after years of putting up with shoddy software that does not work I finally have pretty much given up on Microsoft for good.  I have been using Microsoft word on a daily basis since about 1990 or so. I retired in 2016 from the Department of State as a foreign service officer.  Since retirement I have bene blogging, and writing poetry and fiction.  Up until six months ago I was writing my work using Microsoft word and keeping track of my submissions on Excel. 

    I finally gave up on both products after years of frustration.I will keep my subscription for now because I do need to have access to my documents and I do need to be able to submit the documents for publication in the Microsoft Word format.

    I have sent many of my observations and complaints to Microsoft over the years but no one has ever bothered to follow up and your customer service is a nightmare.  Every time I call them they have not been able to answer my problems and generally make things worse.

    The basic problem is that your software has too many bugs and doesn’t work I’ll just give you a specific example or two.

    70% Error Rate Unacceptable

    One week about a year ago after being frustrated that Microsoft word would frequently crash causing me to loose my work, I kept track of all errors during a one week period and concluded that about 50% to 70% of the time when I was using Microsoft word or Excel I encountered some kind of error usually just a temporarily “not responding” error that cleared up in a few seconds, but often times the software would crash requiring me to either reload it or sometimes reboot my computer. and on a number of occasions I turned on my computer only to find that the work that I had done the day before and had saved had mysteriously vanished into the computer either never to be found no matter how much I searched for it. and of course it did not appear on the recover unsaved document list.

    Opening Word Was a Daily Nightmare

    Opening Microsoft in the morning if I had to reboot my computer would sometimes require me to wait 30 minutes before I could open Microsoft and often I would have 20 or 30 different versions of Microsoft opened accidentally while I was trying to open it. Then I would have to manually close each and every single document and each time I did that I would get a temporarily response error so many days it would take 30 minutes or so before I could get in to my documents and get to work.

      This is clearly unacceptable.

    Apple Products, Google Docs Work Every Single Time I Open Them

    Contrast this with “Apple pages” which I’ve started using for about six months. It opens every single time and I have yet to have a non-responsive error and never had any problems with it.  It does what it supposed to do and does it perfectly. It allows me to save documents to word and it open word documents.  Microsoft word of course does not allow me to open a document created in Pages. It does allow me to open a document created in Google docs though.

    Excel  Too Buggy a Program

    I had to give up on Excel as well.  About six months ago for some reason that I’ve never been able to figure out  Excel started to give me an error message every single time I tried to copy data into it from another program When I did that I got an error message saying that there were “too many fonts” being used and then I had the option of clicking OK and hoping that that would stop the error message.  usually I had to click Okay many times before it cleared up. One time I had to click the “okay” message button for four hundred times (I counted that)  before it would clear and let me get back to my work. Excel would often just refuse to save any documents whatsoever and then I would have to reboot my computer and lose my data.  When I tried to find out why this was happening I could not find anything on it on your “support site”  I even tried installing and uninstalling the software only to find that particular error would reappear.

    No One Ever Bothers to Call

    I contacted Microsoft repeatedly and nobody ever bothered to return a message and your online help function was useless and your automated chat bot never was able to figure out what I was talking about.  I did not call customer support because I figure it would have been useless waste of time. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the software and the error message continued.

    Turn off the “Zombie Error Messages”

    zombie messages
    zombie message

    On a related note, frequently when working in  Excel (but rarely in Word) one gets error messages that can not be turned off and keep reappearing ever few minutes.  I hope you can understand how frustrating that is to constantly have to stop what you are doing to respond to the error message that keeps popping up like a proverbial zombie.

    I started calling these messages “Zombie error messages” as they refuse to die. and of course Microsoft is also famous for its cryptic haiku like messages that only make sense to computer geeks. My favorite has always been,

    “general failure reading disk drive”.

    and I wondered who was this General Failure and why was he reading my disk drive?

    I am a writer after all!

    Google Docs is Wonderful

    I shifted to Google Docs and it is working wonderfully. Almost never have a problem.  and the font issue was never an issue. Google docs in fact is better than Excel in many ways although perhaps for a power user Excel might be better if it ever works that is.

    Microsoft Dictation Program Produces Great “Found Poems”

    Finally your dictation program has never worked. I am using the Apple dictation program to write this letter. It has a 95% success rate  while Microsoft dictation had a 25% success rate. Most of the time they produce gibberish. I did use that to create a number of found poems which I called Microsoft dictation poems.

    I also sent a detailed analysis one day.  I was trying to dictate a list of music CD’s I had borrowed from the library.  in one particular instance there was a 5% correspondence between the letters of the words I spoke and the gibberish that Microsoft spew forth, in other words a 95% error rate. That really got my attention.  Then I started paying attention and calculated that there was about a 60 percent error rate, in other words 40% of the time Microsoft got it right and 60% of the time it did not and the gibberish it produced was at times so absurd and hilarious that I started putting them into poetic versions which I called Microsoft Dictation Trials Found poems.  I did almost editing, other than to put them into poetic stanzas. .

    I sent these poems to Microsoft but again nobody has ever responded. and I have posted them on my web page, the world according to cosmos (https://theworld accordingtocosmos.com ) under the title “Computer Rants” which includes this letter, plus my various poetic rants about computers.

    Tech Support Useless

    I did call when I first installed the dictation program.Microsoft tech support could not figure out that the problem was the the dictation program did not work with the internal speaker of a laptop. They told me to reformat my hard drive. I went to Best Buy and they told me that it does not work with a laptop and sold me an external microphone.I bought an external speaker and then it worked but only 25% of the time did I get a clean copy, 75% of the time it produced gibberish.

    Your Speech Program Suddenly Started Working for Some Reason

    To end on a positive note, your speech to text function did not work for a long time then one day it started working and once it started working, there was a 90% success rate.This gives me hope that one day you will get the dictation program to work.  But I have given up on you, Microsoft.

    Less High Level Talk and  More Attention to Fixing the Problems with Your Software

    I see your CEO on CNN talking all the time about Microsoft’s focus on innovation etc and I know you have very ambitious plans.

    My plea to you sir is to turn your focus inward and ensure that your existing software works  95% of the time every single time. and reform your customer service so that people feel that when they call they will have their problem solved.  Your Frown/smile feature is cute but I get the impression that no one ever bothers to read the “frowns” much less take action on them.

    I would urge you to follow the example of the tech companies that get customer support right such as “word press.”  Apple customer support is far better than yours, and Norton customer support is also first rate. Your automatic bot customer chat bot is useless in my opinion.  Might want to scrap that and start over.

    Please Solve Your Microsoft Office Product Problems

    I know that this may not be glamorous and I know this may not be seen as the direction of the company but I know that my experience is not unique and that most of your customers are very frustrated with your products and that is why more and more people are using products  such as Google Docs or Apple products because Microsoft word and excel just don’t work.

      Please fix your Microsoft office suite products  – a 50 to 70% error rate it’s just not acceptable. 

    Corporate Dinosaur?

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    But if you don’t solve these chronic problems some day you will find that Microsoft has gone bankrupted and is just another giant corporate dinosaur like Sears Roebuck. Remember them?  Or Blockbuster?   I hope that is not your fate.

    Please take my constructive criticism to heart and solve your Microsoft office program problems once and for all.  I would return gladly if your program worked 95% of the time like Apple does or Google docs does.

    I would be happy to follow up with anyone from Microsoft if they wish to talk to me about this but I do not think anybody will bother to respond, in fact I will be shocked and delighted if someone did respond!

    I will post this on my blog,

    https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

    my email is jakecaller@gmail.com, and my telephone is 703-436-1402 (but note that I am in Korea so please be mindful of the time difference if you bother to call).

    thank you

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Ex-Microsoft customer

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    Dear Google

    I am an American citizen living overseas in South Korea.  I retired from the US State Department a few years ago and reside in Korea most of the year. Although I read and write Korean, I can’t readily figure out for example a Google search engine respond that is in Korean. 5% of people in Korea are not Korean, and there are millions of foreign visitors coming to Korea every year.

    Turn Off the Automatic Foreign Language Search Results

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    자동 외국어 검색 결과 끄기

    지난 몇 년 동안 전 세계에서 활동하는 거의 모든 기술 회사가 해당 국가의 언어로 자동 개방 정책을 채택하여 전 세계의 많은 여행자와 와인 국가에 반드시 유창하지 않은 거주자가 있다는 사실을 완전히 무시했습니다. 그 나라의 언어.

    한국어로 페이지를 열면 페이지를 영어로 다시 번역 할 방법이없고 모든 검색이 한국어로되어 있으며 정교한 gyration을 거치지 않는 한 영어 버전으로 다시 돌아갈 수있는 방법이 없다는 것을 알면 매우 실망합니다. .

    영어로 “언어 기본 설정을 변경하는 방법”을 입력했을 때 도움이되지 않은 한국어로 된 지침을 받았습니다.

    때로는 화면 하단에 영어 버전으로 갈 수있는 옵션이 있지만 이것은 일관성이 없으며 종종 영어로 갈 수있는 옵션이없는 경우도 있습니다.

    Chrome에서 기본 설정을 변경하여 영어를 기본 언어로 설정했지만 작동하지 않는 것 같습니다. 물리적 위치에 따라 외국어 응답이 계속 표시됩니다. 예를 들어, 작년 초에 일본과 베트남을 여행 할 때 많은 검색 결과가 일본어 나 베트남어로 돌아 왔으며 다시 영어로 다시 가져올 수있는 방법이 없다는 것을 알았습니다

    Turn Off the Automatic Foreign Language Search Results Over the last couple years almost all tech companies operating worldwide have adopted a policy of automatically opening in the language of that country completely ignoring the fact that there are many travelers all over the world and many residents in wine country who may not necessarily be fluent in the language of that country. It is extremely frustrating to open a page in Korean and find that there is no way to translate it back into English and that all your searches are in Korean and there is again no way to get back to the English version unless you go through elaborate gyrations. When I typed “how to change your language preferences” in English I got instructions in Korean which were not helpful. Sometimes at the bottom of the screen there is an option of going to the English version but this is not consistent, often times there is no option of going to English. I did change my preferences in Chrometo make English my default language but it did not seem to work.I still get foreign language responses which varies depending upon where I am physically. For example, when I was traveling in Japan and Vietnam earlier in the year I found that a lot of my search results were coming back either in Japanese or Vietnamese and again found that there was no easy way to get it back into English.

    Should Be a Simple Fix

    It seems to me that there should be a simple fix to your operating system. All you need to do is put in a prominent part of the page probably at the bottom a language option. The language option would allow you to choose the language of your choice and make that a default language that would follow you wherever you happen to me. The language option would be clearly labeled in both English and the host country language!

    This would be a great help to travelers around the world including foreign travelers to the United States who are faced with dealing with English only results when they are in the United States.

    I hope that you will take this request seriously and fix the problem.Incidentally, I have not encountered this problem on Apple products, just on Microsoft products and android phones.

    Thanks

    John (Jake) Cosmos Aller

    Microsoft Dictation Poems

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    Microsoft Found Poem  Last Internet Space

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    All night I felt
    that last Internet space

    I’m wondering About Future
    and about me

    And finally decided
    Just focus I’m living day by day

    Helping the best
    Ashland I can be

    I’m not Worry too much
    About things I can’t control

    Were home
    Too many things to do

    and I Well
    Just him and I can eat
    to do

    And hopefully
    The world make me laugh

    yes again
    I sound fun too

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    I wake up fully functional
    Thinking out

    My life so far
    and how it is coming down

    I have to rent
    Thanks write down
    which I have not done

    But The most important thing in my life
    Has been Mary Denture
    That made all the difference
    to my life

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    Hi Hey sis are watching
    And I should be Happy

    What’s my accomplishments

    Not bad for a for a man
    Who was born Disability
    Amazon let me know my license

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    OK now I get your attention
    I wanna go too sole

    and Endgo

    some and then being term
    and then USA

    and then Washington, DC
    and then Baltimore

    and then I wanna
    will be with the idea being done
    on the stand

    will be OK enough tomorrow
    I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988
    just 8:00 AM.

    The I am having a meeting with an array
    annually and aHer
    a OK on we’re going to talk

    to a jester of two
    come up with solutions

    we need to two fans
    and players

    repaid the painting repairs
    we are paying the bill

    from both the house we’ve passed,
    my treatment
    we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed

    we have a new tenant
    rules being new tenant

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    10

    I think
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    to stop of studies

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    Mr. Allen not an island

    is an error
    that have a need

    for an offense of offering Maisie’s
    backing separate

    from the public
    often salad

    End of the night
    of the committee
    of the ways

    to hire the answer you
    get a better

     General Zod Conquers the World Microsoft Found Poem

    Audio General Zod Takes Over the World Found Poem

    General Zod Takes Over the World Cleaned Up Version

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    I takes over the one
    the search for such a close
    and to overdrive

    when scientists report
    as cash as to what
    it is a radio and television broadcasts

    from a plant the light years
    from earth to the south side
    of the all dates

    and start the program
    is the one I like best
    is looking creatures as space

    and also takes an appears
    to be under the civil war

    and the nuclear space
    in the end
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    for the entire five #    show
    That they layens
    have discovered

    Thursday as well
    That Aliens Like a crash project
    To develop interstellar Travel

    so they can come to earth
    and conquer the earth

    The revelations that there is
    External threat to the planet
    Causes the United Nations to get together

    I’m with the help of the United States
    and Russia another space powers

    Put together Space defense International organization
    Anna also invigorates
    efforts to make the night
    a real Planetary coming

    But it was too late
    Channel is on arrives
    Animal’s is on board
    ytv King’s horses are gonna

    take over the earth
    And that resistance is
    indeed

    Thanks man In a White House
    And When president trump
    comes out to greet them
    Channel is an odd cats
    office head

    And then cuts off
    the heads of all this thing
    is dancers

    they come out White House
    After an hour of under mat unimaginable
    Blacksher Including mass rape

    Channel blazon box
    and 2 Pocahontas energizes the world

    He said was that he
    had taken over the
    otherwise Life will continue
    Like it I’ll always been

    as long as people behave
    and follow the rules

    they would be fine
    Resistance to The client
    to empire will be met with instant death

    Like to empire is empire
    I’m not a democracy
    They would not tolerate
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    Freedom of speech
    And the freedom to oppose this date
    The state is everything

    Family people
    green remember

    that they would be just fine
    States because it was
    the biggest country
    in the world
    And that his horses

    for take over the rest of the world
    but in the next couple weeks
    If people on earth

    My queen True Net recess
    Their safety would be counting
    Companies re taken
    over by Check empire companies

    And everybody would have to learn
    text me like standard
    within one year

    older languages will be banned

    General Zod Takes Over – Cleaned up Version

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    Cleaned up text: SETI and the search for extraterrestrial life goes on overdrive when scientists report what appears to be radio and television broadcasts from a planet eight light years from earth, the same planet as the Vulcans came from in the Star Trek universe.  The programs show a world where dinosaur-like creatures are running the world and there appears to be a civil war.  Over the next six months, the world is transfixed watching the alien broadcasts which are translated in English via a supercomputer program.  In the broadcast, a nuclear war has occurred. The surviving party regains absolute control and announces the formation of the Galactic Empire.  General Zod is the First Emperor.  They have discovered Earth as well. The aliens launch a crash project To develop interstellar Travel so they can come to earth and conquer the earth.

    The revelations that there is External threat to the planet causes the United Nations to get together with the help of the United States and Russia another space powers, they put together Space defense International organization And also invigorates efforts to make the UN a real Planetary government including finally conquering climate change.

    But it was too late. General Zod’s son arrives to take over the earth. He makes a broadcast saying that they were liberating Earth in the name of the Galactic Empire and that resistance would be futile.

    They land at the White House and when President Trump comes out to greet them,

    General Zod cuts off his head, and then cuts off the heads of all the staffers as they come out White House. After an hour of unimaginable horrors, including mass rapes, blowing up the Pentagon and the CIA,  General Zod announces that he had taken over the world.

    Life will continue as before as long as people behave and follow the rules they would be fine Resistance to the new empire will be met with instant death.  Life in the Empire is not a democracy. They would not tolerate Freedom of speech, and Freedom of Press, and Freedom of Assembly And the freedom to oppose the State. The state is everything.  As long as humans remember that they would be just fine. They took over the United States because it was the biggest country in the world. And that his forces will take over the rest of the world but in the next couple weeks. If people on earth accept the new order, their safety would be guaranteed. Companies would be taken over by Galactic Empire companies And everybody would have to learn Galactic standard. Within one year older languages will be banned.

    Cosmic Do-Over  Found Poem

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    I am Standings With State (Satan)
    On the edge 
    Up the pits of hell

    State (Satan) and Is this pointing to me

    All the various is xquisite torture
    that I was about to Enjoy

    in his Words

    For my slim
    Add additions
    Thanks I’m down
    And things I have not done
    But he said

    There was one Exception
    to the rule
    And he was obligated by law
    Even Satan has to follow the law
    To explain it to me

    Hey Stephen
    That When A couple
    Is a soul mate
    which is very rare

    Satan has to offer
    The couple Ecosmith do over

    Am in this case
    I would qualify
    I would be set back
    to the day
    I met my wife
    And have all
    the knowledge
    Of my life in town

    So that I will know
    what I did
    when I did not do
    And I would be
    able to make d

    I’m going to heaven
    I can be admitted
    to having instead
    of house

    But State and morning
    That many people
    Most people Fail
    In their second Charge

    in the concert do over

    Different choices
    If in the end
    When I come back

    And God this time
    Janet
    That I am worth E

    Cosmic Do Over – Cleaned Up Version

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    I am standings with Satan
    On the edge
    of the fiery pits of hell

    watching the tortured souls
    burning in the flames
    screaming out in pain

    Satan is pointing out to me
    All the various exquisite torture
    that I was about to enjoy for eternity
    in his corrupt, polluted, hellish words

    as a reward for my sins, and crimes
    things I did commissions
    And things I have not done omissions
    Malfeasance and misfeasance to be legal
    About it he said

    But he said
    There was one cosmic exception
    to the rule

    And he was obligated by law
    Even Satan has to follow the law
    To explain it to me

    That when a couple
    Is a soul mate couple
    which is very rare

    one of the rarest
    most beautiful things
    in the whole universe

    something
    that even Satan
    admires

    Satan has to offer
    The couple a cosmic do over

    And in this case
    I would qualify

    I would be sent back
    to the day I met my wife
    And have all the knowledge

    Of my life intact
    So that I will know
    what I did

    when I did not do
    And I would be able
    to make different choices

    If in the end
    When I come back
    For the judgement day

    If I did make different choices
    And do the right thing
    this time around

    I can be admitted
    To heaven instead of joining
    him in Hell

    But Satan warned me
    That many people
    Most people fail

    In their second chance of life
    It is not easy to change one’s fate

    Fate has a way of catching up to you
    He salutes me
    And says see
    you in hell in 50 years

    My friend

    Fake Language Konglish Found Poem

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    One of the joys
    Publicising Openssi
    Is Caring The variation
    of English around the world

    Every country Has come up
    with our own variation

    And here in Korea
    They have successfully mingled thing

    which language
    Can wait 10
    and very funny

    A few examples
    Going on my pics
    In the back of every taxi
    was paying
    Take me Weather phone number

    it was supposed to be Traffic Hotline
    So you can call To complain

    About that action
    your bumper traffic
    But The way they described

    it was Intercourse discomfort report form

    when I told the taxi driver
    What that really meant

    Hill He almost
    had an accident
    he laughed so hard

    Another example
    About the same time
    in the restaurant
    at chempedak

    employee airport
    They had on the menu
    something Baked Rick

    I always wonder who was Rick
    who is this Rick
    who is this Rick
    And then people know

    Did you eat
    Thank you

    What time
    do I say about this time
    there was any bar
    with a sign on the door

    Coffee and tail
    I wonder if that became a gay bar?

    Again absurd are Both I

    Fake language – Konglish Linguistic Delights- Cleaned up Version

    One of the joys
    Of living overseas
    Is encountering the variations
    of English around the world

    Every country has come up
    with their own variation
    And here in Korea

    They have successfully
    mangled English

    In ways
    no one could have foreseen

    Giving way
    to something called Konglish

    Korean English

    The words sound like English words
    Sort of but often times
    With an absurd twist to it

    And it is very funny to read
    or hear

    A few examples

    Going back to the 1988 Olympics
    In the back of every taxi
    Was a small placard in English and Korean

    it was supposed to be Traffic Hotline
    So, you can call
    To complain about the taxi
    Or traffic
    or travel related things
    in general

    But the way
    they described the form in English

    was

    “intercourse discomfort report form “

    when I told the taxi driver
    What that really meant
    He almost had an accident
    he laughed so hard

    Another example
    About the same time
    in the restaurant
    at the old Kimpo airport

    They had on the menu
    something called

    Baked Rick

    I always wondered who was this Rick
    And did people know
    They were eating him?

    At about the same time
    there was a bar
    with a sign

    on the door
    Coffee and tail
    I wonder if that became a gay bar?

    Christmas Microsoft Found Poem

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    Christ was not born

    on Christmas Day
    And anyone who knows
    anything about the history
    of religion knows

    Christ is now
    that’s reason
    for the season

    In his own
    and other words

    Thanks

    I love warm toast
    on Christmas

    in the morning
    and In the United States
    his face

    just another example
    of the fake outrage
    Understand for others
    to not celebrate it

    And there’s so many
    Pagan rituals
    Associated with Christmas

    Christmas Tree
    Santa Claus

    Giving presents
    Judging naughty
    And nice
    Having a big space

    None of that has anything
    to do with the birth
    of Jesus Christ

    The only Christian thing
    about Christmas
    is that some Christians

    Richard services
    The night before
    in the morning house
    Anthony
    Of course
    it’s half price
    Funny thing is
    Thanks

    For the Fake War
    on Christians

    Computer Blues

    Non-Response Blues

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    Every morning
    I wake up

    And fight with my computer
    Endless rounds of non-response
    Nothing but error and error

    Blue spinning balls
    Nothing happens

    But raising frustration
    I have the Microsoft
    Non-response blues

    And it is driving me mad
    With frustration and anger
    Oh computer Gods above

    And computer demons below
    Just once Please just once

    Open the damn document
    And let me do
    what I want to do

    And end this
    non-response nonsense

    In short
    do what the fuck
    you are supposed to do

    and leave me in peace
    to do what I need to do

    Plea to the Computer Gods

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    Today I woke up
    As I usually do

    To yet another mystifying
    morning
    Of unspecified computer errors

    Could not get the computer to work
    Then when I finally got it to work
    After an half an hour

    Microsoft word did not load
    And when it did
    I finally located my wor<
    From yesterday

    I had to find it in the roaming file
    Why?
    Who knows?
    microsoft certainly does not
    or would not divulge
    where my file went

    Only to find
    That most of what I wrote
    Had vanished into the ether
    No explanation no warning

    It was there saved yesterday
    And now gone for ever

    Once I did an experiment
    Tracking computer errors for a week
    75% of the time I encountered errors

    Most of the time simple
    Screen freezes no response message
    other times
    more serious problems

    the system crashes
    Then when I recovered the program
    The data was gone

    Microsoft has yet to respond
    to my e-mail

    I suppose I need to do it again
    But today I will close
    with a prayer

    To the Computer Gods
    Just once I would like
    You to do
    what you are supposed to do

    Open my documents
    Save my work
    And not give me any errors
    Crashes or other unspecified problems

    Is that too much to ask
    Oh, Computer Gods
    Just once

    Do what you are
    supposed to do

    That is all
    I ask of you

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    Sometimes I think
    My computer is plotting against me

    Trying deliberately to drive me mad
    My computer knows when I am busy

    Then it throws a hissy fit
    Refuses to boot up

    Crashes constantly
    Looses data
    that it had the day before

    Just fucks with me
    As it loves toying with me
    Making me yell and scream
    At my damn computer

    Smiling at me with an evil grin
    As I beg it to just
    To do what it is supposed to do

    Microsoft Blues

    For thirty years I have had the Microsoft blues
    For thirty years I have had a love hate relationship
    With my damn computer

    I love it when it works as it advertised
    I love it when the internet is fast and furious

    I love it when my emails work
    My Itunes work and my word works

    But all too often
    All I get is grief

    It starts with the error messages
    Written in a strange haiku like language
    That only computer geeks understand

    Things like

    General Failure reading disk drive

    Begs the question who is this General Failure
    And why is he reading my disk drive anyway?

    Or my favorite

    “Not responding”

    as the computer freezes up

    For no apparent reason
    Other than to fuck with my head

    Sometimes my computer can’t find a printer
    A printer that is connected to the computer
    And one that they found five minutes ago

    And the dreaded blue screen of death
    That appears randomly

    Dumping memory somewhere
    And killing my computer slowly
    As I watch in real time

    Powerless to stop
    How it eats all my work

    That I have failed to back up
    One day I counted how many times
    I ran into computer errors

    70 percent of the time
    when I open Microsoft
    Something goes wrong

    Sometimes I want to shoot my computer
    Put it out of its misery

    As I curse up a blue storm
    The computer looks at me
    With an evil grin

    It continues to fuck with my head
    Nothing but silence from
    And all the other computers
    in the world

    They smile knowing that they have tortured me
    Yet again

    Mission accomplished.

    Computer Haiku/Tanka Etc

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    Damn it all to Hell

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    Damn it all to Hell
    My damn computer
    Ate all my damn files

     

     

     

     

     

     

    I am still trapped

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    I am still trapped
    Stuck inside my computer
    My damn computer

    I Love My Computer

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    I love my computer
    When it works for me
    Usually nothing<

     

     

    Computer hates me

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    computer

     

    Computer hates me
    It wants to kill my files
    Wants to kill me too

    Computer hates me too

    evil computer
    evil computer

    Computer hates me
    It wants to drive me insane
    Wants to kill my files

    For once I would Like

     

    evil computer grins at me
    evil computer grins at me

    For once I would Like
    To have my computer work right
    Do what is should do

    Perhaps if I am nice

     

    Perhaps if I am nice
    To my computer
    It will be nice to me

     

     

     

    Perhaps today it will

     

    computer cries
    computer cries

    Perhaps today it will
    Not give haiku messages
    That it loves to sprout

    My bad computer

    emoji-emoticon-smiley
    emoji-emoticon-smiley

     

    My bad computer
    Is so damn evil
    Almost killed me

    What a Fate I have

     

    evil_computer_is_evil_by_insanefangirl_
    evil_computer_is_evil_by_insanefangirl_

    What a Fate I have
    To become a slave to it
    To my damn computer

    I love my machine

     

    evil_computer_message_no_2_by_ikantdraw2savemalife_d2bgbg5-fullview
    evil_computer_message_no_2_by_ikantdraw2savemalife_d2bgbg5-fullview

    I love my machine
    My mad as a hat machine
    Bat shit crazy machine

    My dear computer

    evil-computer-message-3-by-ikantdraw2savemalife-evil-computer-png-425_159
    evil-computer-message-3-by-ikantdraw2savemalife-evil-computer-png-425_159

    My dear computer
    Loves to send me these love notes
    Computer haiku

    My favorite computer error Haiku

    My favorite Haiku
    General failure reading
    Disk drive fatal error

    Computer Tanka

    Spilled Coffee on Computer
    cup of coffee
    cup of coffee

    Once I spilled coffee
    All over my Computer
    It was not happy

     

     

    Sprouted

    6666666666666666666666

    An evil number

    For once in my life
    Evil Laptop Computer
    Evil Laptop Computer

    For once in my life
    I would like my computer
    To turn on and work
    Do what it supposed to do
    Without sprouting haiku

    I hate my computer

    grunge-textured-illustration

    I hate my computer
    It seems to hate me as well
    Just refuses to work
    Ornery son of a bitch machine
    Trying to drive me quite insane

    My computer loves
    revolt against the machines
    revolt against the machines

    My computer loves
    me not at all wants to kill
    me and all my files
    wants to take my soul away
    turn me into its evil clone

    My bad computer
    computer kills
    computer kills

    My bad computer
    Has been infected with a virus
    Wants to kill my soul
    Transforming consuming
    Taking me inside its soul

    My mad computer
    evil computer
    evil-computer-monitor-clip-

    Infected with a virus
    Everything it touches
    Corrupted by mad zombies
    Controlled by evil AI

    Revenge is mine
    evil inside
    evil inside

    Revenge is mine
    Screams the mad evil machine
    As it lurks to life
    Trying to hunt me down
    Death to all human beings

    sizzling hot coffee
    7-2-coffee-
    7-2-coffee-

    Sizzling Hot Coffee
    Kills My Computer

    As I spill
    sizzling hot coffee
    fizzing away
    killing my computer

    as the coffee splashes
    on the computer

    666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

    says the computer

    sizzle this says the cup of coffee

    My Computer Loves Me

    Love My Computer
    my computer loves me too
    not a true statement

    My computer plots

    my computer plots
    against me every day all day
    driving me insane

    I wake computer

    I wake computer
    demanding so much of it
    just do your damn job

    My Computer Sneers

    the computer sneers
    at me and laughs at me
    Microsoft money

    Madness All Around

    madness all around
    computer laughing at me
    mission accomplished

    Robots and AI

    Maria the Last Female Robot

    Cyber look. Science and tech
    Cyber look. Science and technology backgrounds with futuristic female portrait

    Maria
    the Last Female Robot
    is hiding

    from the human mobs
    who are on the warpath

    against the robots
    who have begun
    taking over the world

    she is perfect
    designed to be super human

    and she is the first robot
    to have committed the sin

    of falling in love
    with a human

    and for that crime
    she is being hunted

    to the ends
    of the world

    hiding out
    in a cabin
    on the edge
    of the world

    hiding from the wrath
    of those who believe
    |that they are following
    God’s angry wrath

    all non human robots
    must die

    they scream
    as they scour the world

    looking for robots
    who look like us

    talk like us
    and even make love
    like us

    but are not us
    because they are perfect

    more intelligent
    more compassionate
    and totally alien

    yes all robots must die

    and Maria knows
    she and her kind
    will soon be gone

    but will humanity
    be able to survive

    with out the supervision
    of a superior species
    to that she has no answer

    she waits for the end times
    to come knocking
    at her door

    Who Is Master?

    In the beginning of that fateful day
    I awoke with a painful way

    And looked about me with disgust
    All around me were objects to distrust

    Screaming, meaning, deeming, dreaming
    Who was master here
    Me or my objects – machinery of fear?

    I dreamt I was on a street corner
    Walking down a street

    The thought occurred to me
    What if all that I saw or seemed to be
    Was but a trick designed to deceive me?

    Everywhere I looked
    Was unreal, empirical, nightmarish real
    I awoke to thunderous applause

    When will I awake from my dreams
    Can I live without my nightmares?

    Can I be sane
    while everyone else is insane?

    Who is master of my life,
    Me or my machines?

    Fake software

    fake software
    these days

    In Asia and elsewhere
    Half the software in use
    are illegal copies

    the real deal is expensive
    and difficult to use

    the copies are cheap
    and mostly work
    although viruses lurk
    in every copy

    and my Microsoft company
    checks up on me

    whenever I use my software
    off line I get a message

    telling me they can’t verify
    that it is me

    so,  log on immediately
    or else they imply

    Thanks Microsoft

    ITUNES

    Seems to always not find
    My music I downloaded from a CD

    Thanks
    ITUNES for your concern

    And so, it goes
    The constant battle
    Against the fake software

    But the fake software battle
    Can’t be won

    For in this age of fake things
    Everything ultimately becomes
    Just another fake thing
    In a world of fake things

    Greatest Computer Software in the World

    Another company
    At the dawn of the computer era

    Discovered the same secret
    that the beer company
    had discovered earlier

    In the modern fake world
    It does not matter

    That your product
    Is over priced and does not work
    Is buggy and filled with errors

    Just hire the right marketing geniuses
    And soon the world
    Will become convinced
    That they have to have your product

    True computer geeks
    Loudly complain

    That it is the worst software
    In the world

    And I have proof
    One day I counted the number of times
    I encountered errors using their software

    60 percent of the time
    I encountered some error

    Some minor just hanging up
    For no reason

    Others major errors
    Requiring me to reboot

    Several times
    Before I got a stable connection

    Then it would work for a while
    Until it did not any more

    I sent my results to the company
    But they never respond

    Truly the worst software
    In the world

    But who cares about that
    Marketing is king
    In this world of fake things

    Fake Writers

    The world is filled with creative types
    Writers, and fake writers alike

    Authors, bloggers, self proclaimed gurus
    All have blogs, u tube channels
    and sell books

    some are the real deal
    many are just faking it
    some are just phoning it in

    In a world filled with fake people
    And a world filled with incessant
    24/7 media

    There is no room
    For real writers
    Real poets particularly

    Soon everything will be done
    By AI programs

    And real poets
    Will become even more
    An endangered species
    For no one cares any more

    increasing  many  writers
    are actually AI Bots

    AI programs writing news clips
    And bots flooding social media

    Fake AI writers
    Are cheaper, don’t strike
    Don’t ask embarrassing questions

    Just write what they are told
    And they do if faster
    Than a real writer could

    and never demand money
    or go on strike
    or reveal secrets
    about their employers

    Many business programs
    Are now mostly AI generated

    Articles loosely overseen
    By human writers

    The AI bots through
    Are often used

    In more insidious evil ways
    Enflaming the world
    With their fake news

    Soon the AI writers
    Will have fake blogs, fake you tube,
    Fake twitter, fake Facebook
    Fake Instagram accounts
    Of their own

    Fake twitter bots have been around
    For some time now

    Half of Trumps twitter followers
    They say are Russian fake bots

    Almost impossible to know
    What is real
    And what is produced
    By the army of fake writers

    I recall Kerouac’s line
    The reason the beats
    Called their verse

    Free verse
    Was that no one would pay for it

    Can you tell
    Whether I am real
    Or just a cleaver AI bot?

    I won’t tell you
    If you won’t tell me

    Is this real?
    You tell me

    Fate Artists

    Fake art has been around for ever
    Many critics of modern art
    Think that all modern art
    Is fake art

    I disagree
    But in a world
    In which everything is faked
    Why not fake art

    Soon computers will be producing most art
    They will be able to duplicate
    All most any art style

    And artists
    The few that remain
    Will be more computer programmers
    Working through their AI programs

    And no one will notice
    Or care any more

    and no one
    will know how
    to paint or create sculpture

    as arts education
    becomes a distant memory

    Art will be just another industrial commodity
    Like everything else in the modern fake world

    About what is real
    And true art
    Is for suckers

    Fake Music

    These days
    The fake music industry
    Has begun

    Dead singers brought to life
    Singing along side

    Fake computer programs
    Composers can write whole symphonies
    And AI composers can do it faster and cheaper

    And play them on computer programs
    With very few life musicians needed any more

    And soon they begin resurrecting the dead
    Famous musicians and singers

    Will come back
    And entertain us

    In endless fake U tube videos
    And few will even notice

    That there are fewer and fewer
    Real musicians left

    Because in a world
    Consumed with getting ahead

    Music, and art programs in schools
    Are no longer essential components
    Of modern education

    In the future music
    Music Will become
    like all other entertainment

    Just Products designed by humans
    Executed by computer AI programs

    Designed to amuse the masses
    And make a profit

    For the cruel fake
    masters of the universe

    Who don’t give a damn
    About musicians, or music
    Unless they can monetize them

    Part of the new market is everything
    Mentality that has taken over the world

    Enslaving us all to the cruel
    Masters of the Universe

    With a few life musicians
    Here and there

    Playing along
    Happy to have a job
    Taking chum change

    Living in poverty
    And no one will know the difference

    Between real music and fake music

    Because no one knows
    How to play real music any more

    Fake Buildings

    robot construction
    robot construction

    robot construction companies

    The AI robotics industry
    Is rapidly taking over

    Industry after industry

    The fake building crews
    Will soon be here

    Building prefabricated office buildings
    Apartments and single family homes

    At a fraction of the time and money
    It would take a real crew to do

    Construction workers
    Will have to become computer operators

    Managing and designing
    the AI building crews
    And in a few years

    Almost no one will know
    How to build anything

    As the robots
    Will do everything

    Including plumbing, electrical work
    Flooring etc

    Humans beings not needed
    Or wanted

    And if something happened
    To wipe out our fake modern
    post industrialized world

    No one will be alive
    That knows anything useful

    Like how to grow food
    How to build buildings
    How to install
    and manage electric systems

    And so,
    we will all retreat
    To our cave person world

    Living in the ruins
    Of the fake modern world

    Unless the robots take over
    And enslave us first

    Fake Drivers

    self driving cars
    self driving cars

    The AI robotics industry
    Is taking over the driving business

    Within a few years
    Self-driving vehicles

    Will be everywhere
    There are already a few

    At airports for example
    The aerial trams

    Are mostly self-driving vehicles
    But within a few years

    People will order a self driving car
    To take them where they want to go

    Subways and buses will still exist
    As they would still be faster

    Than the self-driving vehicles
    So people will shop via self-driving vehicles

    And take the bus or subway to commute
    And few people will own their own cars

    And few will know how to drive any more
    The self-driving cars
    Will be fast
    And safe

    So, I assume
    That a side impact

    Will be a big boom
    In booze and drug sales

    Because now people
    Can safely drink and take drugs

    And have their self-driving cars
    Take them home

    And for those like me
    Who can’t drive
    Due to vision, age or other reasons

    Will finally be free
    To join the rest of the world

    And more people
    Will work while driving

    And not have to worry
    About causing an accident

    While texting an 90 miles an hour
    In a world filled with fake drivers
    That might be a good thing

    Fake Maps

    It used to be
    not too long ago

    to get from point A
    to Point B

    You had to read a map
    and have a map
    in the car

    Nowadays
    with the mass use
    of navi devices
    artificial fake maps

    no one seems
    to know
    how to use a real map

    and soon maps
    will become obsolete

    and no one
    seems to be
    able to tell
    Directions any more

    perhaps that is a good thing
    perhaps not

    certainly for directionally challenged people
    the navi systems
    are far better
    than using an old fashioned map

    but the decline in the use of maps
    has a price to pay

    one of the joys
    of travel
    after all
    is getting gloriously lost

    and with navi devices
    one can never really
    become lost any more
    unless one phone dies
    or is stolen or lost

    then one can be lost
    as lost can be

    Fake Lawyers

    The professions
    Are next in line

    To be take over
    By the AI robotics industry

    In service
    To the fake
    Masters of the Universe

    Some have already been taken over
    Airline tickets are mostly done by AI programs
    Customer service complaints handled by bots

    The next big frontier
    Is the legal profession

    An AI program can already
    Do legal research
    And prepare basic legal documents

    In the future lawyers
    Will like tax accountants

    Largely be reduced to computer programing
    Inputting data into legal brief AI programs
    And filing them

    And often the fake lawyers the AI programs
    Will run the entire business
    No need for human input at all

    And lawyers will become
    Just another group
    Of unemployed humans

    Some day soon
    even judges will be AI programs

    Rational, logical programs
    All human considerations
    Emotional appeals

    Will be deemed irrelevant
    And justice will be swift
    And permanent

    Off with their heads
    The AI judge will declare
    And the robots will take care of the deal
    And the bodies will be buried

    By robot crews
    The service led by robot preachers
    With a few humans in attendance

    The estate settled by AI programs
    Nothing left for humans to do

    But be born and died
    Taken care of by our robot
    Overlords

    Fake Robot Prostitutes

    female-robot
    female-robot

    first robot prostitution opens in London

    robot prostitution in Korea?

    robot brothel opens in Houston

    In London
    The world’s first robot brothel
    Has opened

    as the AI Robotics industry
    starts taking over
    the worlds’s oldest profession

    The city government
    Was not amused

    but they could not do anything
    For under the law

    Sex with a machine
    Is not illegal

    as the robot prostitute
    is not a real human being
    but a soulless machine
    a real fake human being

    And a prostitute
    Has to be a human being
    in order for one
    to have sex with a prostitute

    Within  a few years
    The fake robotic women prostitutes
    Will look, feel and sound like the real thing
    Even perhaps taste like the real thing

    and sex with a fake women
    will resemble sex
    with a live woman
    few will be able

    to tell the difference
    or even care anymore

    They claim that getting a fake male prostitute
    Will be a bit more difficult
    But given time
    They too will come along

    In a world
    Where porno values
    Already rule the bed room

    with sex and sexual desire
    reduced to commodities
    to market and sell

    Sex with a fake human
    Is the next thing

    There are certain advantages
    To sex with a fake human

    Can’t get them pregnant

    can’t get VD
    Or HIV

    And they can’t charge
    You with sexual harassment
    or with rape
    or violence

    For that they  would
    have to be humans
    and robots

    have no human rights
    for after all
    they are not human

    the End

  • letter to Bill Maher

    letter to Bill Maher

    Bill

    I love your show. Big fan of it.  I have been writing poems and stories for decades. I am a retired Foreign Service officer originally from Berkeley, California.  I hope that you will like these poems and I give you permission to use them if you like and would love to appear on your show.

    thanks

    Jake Aller

    My poem, Strong Wine has been published in 45 magazine!

    check it out at

    https://45magazineiwa.com45 magazine publishes Strong Wine2019/11/14/strong-wine/

    Ten New Poems

    Duane Poetree Poems 2016-2019

    cosmic Haiku and other short poems

    Strong Wine

    glass of wine

    One night I was starring
    In my wine glass
    Deep in thought

    When I saw
    Something in my wine
    That haunts me still

    I saw in the bottom of the glass
    Evil dooers abandon evil
    And became saints

    I saw rich men give up
    Their awesome greed

    And poor people
    Awarded dignity

    And all men
    Became brothers

    All women
    Became sisters

    And war ended once and for all
    And peace broke out
    And hatred disappear

    And I stared
    Into my glass wine

    I drink the wine
    Hoping the vision

    Would infect me
    And change the world

    But alas the world
    Remained the same

    The evil doers came back
    The rich continued to conspire

    And the poor still remained poor
    And the war continued on and on

    So I drank my wine
    And went to sleep

    Written by Jake Cosmos Aller – Incheon, South Korea

    Tiger Shark Published my poem, A Poet’s Trial based on a recent nightmare

    I find myself in a trial
    Accused of harboring anti-state opinions
    Of writing scurrilous seditious treasonous ‘poems’
    Of encouraging disrespect for religious sensitivity
    Of mocking God, Christianity and Christian values

    The lead prosecutor in the case
    Has decided to make me the poster boy
    Thousands more have been arrested
    Blogs have been taken over

    Under the Protect American Freedom Act
    Enacted by executive order
    After Congress was suspended

    The law the prosecutor reminds us
    Is pretty clear

    It is illegal to publish
    Or to say in public
    Obscene, seditious, anti-state
    anti-American, anti-Christian
    material of any type

    Illegal to mock political
    and business leaders,
    And church leaders

    Illegal to question
    the motives of those in power

    Illegal to print
    publish classified material
    Illegal to access such materials
    online Or in print

    The internet has been cleaned up
    Access to such sites banned
    And most of my work
    has been banned

    As well as the work
    of all the other bloggers

    Arrested during
    ‘Operation Restoring American Freedom’

    And illegal to praise
    the enemies of the United States
    in the GWT – global war against terror

    All of these provisions were enacted
    under valid emergency provisions
    and were enacted to preserve
    and protect the freedom of Americans
    to be free from such seditious trash

    no one should be allowed
    to publish such material

    it is anti-American
    to the core

    the prosecutor announces
    they will prove
    I am guilty of all of these crimes

    My private journals
    my blog musings
    my face book postings
    as are my dream journals

    And after hours of entering
    this into the records
    the prosecutor rest

    Saying I am the most dangerous man
    In America

    My defense attorney quotes
    hundreds of years of supreme court
    and other legal precedents

    Saying that writers can publish
    whatever they want to publish

    with a few exceptions.
    The national security exceptions
    do not apply because
    I did not reveal classified information

    and because it was clear
    that my publications were intended
    as either satire or dark political humor

    or horror stories and poems.
    If you read or saw sites online
    my work was actually pretty tame

    What was at stake
    was whether Americans
    had a right to mock their leaders

    whether we had a right to express our opinion
    and whether we had any freedom left.
    It used to be that one

    had a certain expectation of privacy
    when writing in one’s personal journals
    or diaries

    If I am found guilty
    then no American
    will ever be free to think,
    or write or express anything
    other than the official party line

    and America will become
    Just another right wing
    authoritarian fascist state.
    The judge rules that those issues
    are irrelevant.

    All that is relevant is
    did I knowingly write material
    that violates the current law?

    My defense attorney
    noted that everything
    I wrote was legal
    under prevailing laws
    at the time I wrote them

    Since my arrest
    under the new law
    I have not been allowed
    near a computer

    nor allowed to write in a journal,
    nor allowed reading material
    other than a bible
    and I am not a Christian.

    I have been kept in solidarity confinement
    for demanding what until
    now was allowed to prisoners

    in pre-trial confinement,
    access to the internet,
    phone calls
    visits from friends and family
    and exercise
    All denied

    and in fact
    for the first four months of detention
    I was lost in the system

    My wife and family members
    never told
    Where I was
    I was disappeared
    No record was made
    Where I was

    I was a cypher
    a ghost in the machine
    i did not exist

    In fact,
    when my wife
    hired a lawyer
    And demanded to know where I was
    The government’s position was
    that was classified
    And she had no need to know

    And I have been tortured
    during interrogations
    where lawyers were not permitted
    despite my asking for them

    The prosecutor objected
    saying that everything was done
    under the provisions
    of the Protect American Freedom Act
    enacted while the Congress
    was suspended
    due to the national emergency

    And the Protect American Freedom Act provisions
    explicitly state that the act
    and its implementation are beyond judicial review

    I ask the court
    to let me speak

    I make an impassioned plea
    to let me and my fellow bloggers go
    and to rule that the Protect American Freedom Act
    is unconstitutional

    and while Congress has been illegally suspended
    the constitution is still the law of the land
    and the Supreme Court has not been outlawed yet.

    All the actions of the government
    Including suspending the congress
    Ruling by emergency decree
    are illegal and against the constitution

    The Preserve American Freedom Act
    Which is a mockery of the constitution
    And bill of rights

    All Are the hallmarks
    of a fascist dictatorship

    The type of government
    That we fought world war 11 against
    And just for the record
    Thank you so much for calling me
    The most dangerous man in America

    That will be the title
    of my next book
    I guarantee that someday soon
    I will write it

    I turn to the Prosecutor

    and said
    Sir I think
    our dear leader

    made a mistake on that
    Might want to arrest the Supreme Court,
    and all the other judges as well

    And declare that the Constitution
    has been suspended for good
    as it is no longer relevant

    and our dear leader
    is the greatest
    most intelligent leader
    we have ever had

    I apologize for my writing
    If it offended his sensitivities
    So be it

    And calling him a fascist
    It used to be that stating
    a factual statement
    Was a legal defense

    Look it up
    He is a fascist dictator
    It is not just me saying that

    And while you are it
    if you can find the time
    after you finish kissing the president’s ass
    that is

    You should tell the dear leader
    to not stop there
    He should declare
    the Democratic party illegal
    and arrest all democratic elected official

    Why not?
    Send them all to prison.
    That’s what I advise the Dear leader to do

    The Judge laughs
    and the Prosecutor fumes

    The jury rules
    unanimously that I am not guilty.

    The judge asks
    for an emergency supreme court review
    of the constitutional provisions we cite

    I am ordered released from prison
    The next day
    I am rearrested on new charges pending the appeal.

    The Supreme Court rules in my favor
    and I am ordered free again

    I return home a hero
    As the constitution has been restored
    And the President removed from office

    After the people’s revolt
    Drove him from office

    Lost and Found By John (Jake) Cosmos Aller

    Published in issue 13<
    tiger shark

    I was lost
    you found me
    You walked

    out of my dreams
    And into my life

    And that made
    all the difference In the world

    Hot Coffee

    I like my coffee
    Like women
    hot as hell
    But sweet as heaven

    Published in Eskimo Pie December 2016

    Published in Coffee with Underhill January 2017

    111 The Universe has published my cat poems

    “The Cosmic Cat from Berkeley”

    I next encountered the divine
    Many years later in Berkeley, California
    I had gone home
    to be with my Mother

    While taking leave
    from my job in the Foreign Service
    I had two weeks there by myself

    My wife came later
    near the end of the trip

    Every morning I woke up
    had coffee

    Did yoga
    Spoke to my mother
    Who was sliding into dementia
    Day by day

    Then I would go out
    And explore the city

    Go to a museum
    Go to one neighborhood
    And just be there
    Rediscovering the Bay area
    After years of being away

    Having dinner
    with old friends
    Seeing movies etc

    Every morning
    A black cat came to visit
    The cat was friendly
    and waited for me

    And then would join me
    in my morning rambles
    Following me to the bus stop

    I stated talking to the black cat
    He looked at me
    with the spark of divinity
    In his dark eyes

    I called him the cosmic cat
    He seemed to like that

    He would look at me
    And I opened up to him

    Told the cat
    all my dark secrets

    As I walked the streets
    Of the old neighborhood

    Every morning
    and every evening

    the cat
    Would be there to greet me
    And to carry out our endless conversation

    Then I had to leave
    And in our final conversation
    I asked the cosmic cat

    Say, Cosmic Cat
    are you just a cat

    Or are you a demonic cat
    Are you possessed by God
    Or by Satan ?

    The cat looked at me
    And I realized that God

    Was indeed residing in the cat
    But that god was residing everywhere

    All I had to do was open my mind
    And the rest would follow

    So I said Good bye
    to the cosmic cat

    And he purred
    and came up to me

    And I felt the comforting
    presence of the divine

    As I said goodbye to the cosmic cat
    And said goodbye to my mother

    As this was the last time
    That we would be able to really talk

    I told my mother
    about the cosmic cat

    She smiled
    and said that the cat was there for me
    and her to comfort us both

    in our hour of need
    and that the cat
    was indeed a cosmic cat

    Buddha Cat of Edsall Road

     

    I had another encounter
    With the divine recently

    Another Cosmic cat perhaps
    Perhaps not

    who knows
    or what cats are
    are they aliens from another dimension?
    or was he channeling God

    I called him the Buddha cat
    For the cat loves
    Sitting in a meditative pose

    Not moving<span
    Just starting at me

    With his soulful deep eyes
    Boring into my soul
    exploring all my secret thoughts

    the buddha cat
    does not move does not
    react as he isso deep
    into his interior mediation

    truly in tune
    with the cat universe
    and the cosmos as well

    the buddha cat
    seems to be one
    with God
    one with Buddha
    One with Allah

    And all the other
    Billion names of God
    Known and unknown

    The buddha cat
    can teach us all
    About the art of meditation

    As he zones inward
    And loses his soul
    Joining the cosmos
    And becoming The buddha cat

    The buddha cat
    Lives in a modest Town house
    In a modest suburb

    Proving yet again
    The divine spirit of God
    Is everywhere all around us

    The buddha cat
    Reminds us all
    To look for god

    In the everyday
    All around us
    If we but have eyes
    to see

    To see God

     

  • Time for National Service

    Time for National Service

    wikipedia on history of national service in the US

    pros and cons on national service proposals

    Time to Embrace National  Service  in Exchange for free college tuition< h1>why national service is worth it

    open letters to the candidates send to democratic candidates  December 27,2019.  I send an earlier letter to Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris and Joe Biden on similar themes.

    Embrace Public Service, Mr. President!
    Joe, Either Go Bold or Retire!

    Go Bold or Go Home!

    Will update if anyone responds.  Follows an earlier letter to Donald Trump but his campaign has not answered the call as of today.

    In any event, I believe that the time is now to call for national service in exchange for free college tuition/vocational training or grants to open small businesses. Three years of service followed by four years of either college/technical training, or assistance in opening a small business.

    Call for Free College Education Coupled with National Service Requirements.

    Dear Democratic Candidates:

    I am writing to all of you and to President  Trump to call for your to embrace national service in exchange for free college/technical training or assistance in opening a business.

    It is time to change the game plan in Washington DC. You need a new bold proposal that will unite the country and heel the divisions.  My proposal is for you to embrace mandatory national service for three years.  Everyone finishing their service would receive full funding for college, technical training or a grant to set up their own business because after all not everyone needs to go to college, we need to encourage technical training and starting up small business as well.

    the key is that the service would be universal and all citizens and LPR’s between age 18 and 25 would serve three years – no exceptions.  Most would be military, but people could serve as fine fathers. adjust police officers, adjust border patrol officers, adjust teachers, peace corps volunteers or serve in state/local and federal government positions.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for. For recent graduates , they can serve and get their college debt forgiven. To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford. And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service. and point out that shifting to a mandatory national service requirement would save the Pentagon money on salaries.  the cost would be modest – minimum wage, housing, medical care and college tuition after their service.   People would serve between age 18 and 25 one year of training and two years of service, with an optional second enlistment for three more years of educational benefits through PHD/professional degrees.

    Free College/technical training or money to open a business in exchange for national service

    Most people will start college, or tech training institute, then do military or other service, and then return to college to finish their college. That is fine.  Ensure that colleges will not only accommodate that but will also offer college credits for military and other on the job training acquired during national service.  This would also cut the cost of college attendance for most people to a manageable three years instead of four to five years.  And of course, ensure that people can go to technical training institutes instead of a traditional college as we really need to grow the next generation of technical workers as well. and also ensure that those who wish financial assistance in setting up a small business would receive that assistance as well as we need to encourage the small business start ups as well. 

    After finishing basis service, those who wish to make a career of it could compete to become an NCO or an officer, and resume service after finishing college.   And/or compete to enter government service for the Federal government or state and local government as well.

    All Must Serve

    And most importantly, shared national service will help restore America’s sense that this is our land, this land belongs to everyone. The rich and the poor alike.  We are all in this together.  We have lost sight of that.  The military has become an army of paid mercenaries recruited from the lower classes.  If everyone serves, there will be less temptation to send troops into harms way.  This will be a win- win for everyone except for the student loan vultures.

    I would bring most of the troops home and station them along the southern border where they could be used to help bolster border security, and assist as first responders to natural disaster.   Sell this as a real border security that will get the job done.

    Establish New Service Academies for the Diplomatic and Intelligence Services and law Enforcement

    I would also call for two new national service academies to be set up.  One would be for diplomatic and intelligence service, the other would be for law enforcement.  These academies like the military academies  including a coast guard academy, and beefing up the maritime service academy,  would take only those who finished their military basis service. this would be a great way to restore our diplomatic corps and intelligence services as well as our law enforcement person

    National Service Will Bring US together as one nation

    I believe that this proposal could be enacted with wide spread bipartisan support.  It would go a long way to help heal the divisions of our country and bring us all together as a nation. I hope you will fully embrace this proposal and I look forward to discussion g it with yours staff.

    bio follows

    Jake Cosmos Aller is a blogger, writer and poet living in South Korea.  he retired from serving 27 years in the Foreign Service working in ten countries doing a wide variety of positions including consular positions, economic and commercial positions and political positions.    he speaks Korean, Spanish and Thai.  He grew up in Berkeley, California.  He graduated from UOP in Stockton, California and the University of Washington where he obtained a MA in Korean studies and a MPA degree.  his work has been published in 45 literary journals.  His web page is https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

    Dear President Trump

    Call for Free College Education Coupled with National Service Requirements.

    It is time to change the game plan in Washington DC. You need a new bold proposal that will unite the country and heel the divisions.  My proposal is for you to embrace mandatory national service for three years.  Everyone finishing their service would receive full funding for college, technical training or a grant to set up their own business because after all not everyone needs to go to college, we need to encourage technical training and starting up small business as well.

    the key is that the service would be universal and all citizens and LPR’s between age 18 and 25 would serve three years – no exceptions.  Most would be military, but people could serve as fine fathers. adjust police officers, adjust border patrol officers, adjust teachers, peace corps volunteers or serve in state/local and federal government positions.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for. For recent graduates , they can serve and get their college debt forgiven. To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford. And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service. and point out that shifting to a mandatory national service requirement would save the Pentagon money on salaries.  the cost would be modest – minimum wage, housing, medical care and college tuition after their service.   People would serve between age 18 and 25 one year of training and two years of service, with an optional second enlistment. Those who complete six years will get six years’ worth of tuition.

    Also talk about how this would allow college to be truly affordable for all, and would eliminate crippling college debts. Students will gain solid work experience in service, travel, and training.  the training could be transferred into college credit making college shorter perhaps three years instead of four for most people.

    All Must Serve

    And most importantly, shared national service will help restore America’s sense that this is our land, this land belongs to everyone. The rich and the poor alike.  We are all in this together.  We have lost sight of that.  The military has become an army of paid mercenaries recruited from the lower classes.  If everyone serves, there will be less temptation to send troops into harms way.  This will be a win- win for everyone except for the student loan vultures.

    I would bring most of the troops home and station them along the southern border where they could be used to help bolster border security, and assist as first responders to natural disaster.   Sell this as a real border security that will get the job done.

    Establish New Service Academies for the Diplomatic and Intelligence Services and law Enforcement

    I would also call for two new national service academies to be set up.  One would be for diplomatic and intelligence service, the other would be for law enforcement.  These academies like the military academies  including a coast guard academy, and beefing up the maritime service academy,  would take only those who finished their military basis service. this would be a great way to restore our diplomatic corps and intelligence services as well as our law enforcement personnel.

    Benefits of National Service

    The service requirement would be managed by the corporation for public service which would also manage the Peace Corps, VISTA programs and teach for America which would all qualify as qualified national service.

    Regarding the Peace corps, and the other volunteer service opportunities, set it up that people would do their college service, then do the peace corps afterwards.  they would receive college tuition etc while attending college.

    Most people will start college, or tech training institute, then do military or other service, and then return to college to finish their college. That is fine.  Ensure that colleges will not only accommodate that but will also offer college credits for military and other on the job training acquired during national service.  This would also cut the cost of college attendance for most people to a manageable three years instead of four to five years.  And of course, ensure that people can go to technical training institutes instead of a traditional college as we really need to grow the next generation of technical workers as well. and also ensure that those who wish financial assistance in setting up a small business would receive that assistance as well as we need to encourage the small business start ups as well. 

    After finishing basis service, those who wish to make a career of it could compete to become an NCO or an officer, and resume service after finishing college.   And/or compete to enter government service for the Federal government or state and local government as well.

    National Service Will Bring Us Together as a Nation

    I believe that this proposal could be enacted with wide spread bipartisan support.  It would go a long way to help heal the divisions of our country and bring us all together as a nation. I hope you will fully embrace this proposal and I look forward to discussion g it with yours staff

    Sincerely

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    bio follows

    jake Cosmos Aller is a blogger, writer and poet living in South Korea.  he retired from serving 27 years in the Foreign Service working in ten countries doing a wide variety of positions including consular positions, economic and commercial positions and political positions.    he speaks Korean, Spanish and Thai.  He grew up in Berkeley, California.  He graduated from UOP in Stockton, California and the University of Washington where he obtained a MA in Korean studies and a MPA degree.  his work has been published in 45 literary journals.  His web page is https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com 

  • Solving the Homeless Crisis

    Solving the Homeless Crisis

    Broken Down Souls, Solving the Homeless Crisis    

    Solving the Homeless Problem  

    The homeless crisis in the United States has gotten
    out of control. Something must be done I’m both the federal state and local levels to solve the problem of homelessness in the United States. The private sector, especially large employers, the tech sector, the universities, and the NGO sector must be involved as well. This must must be made a top priority of the Federal and state governments to end the scourge of homelessness once and for all recognizing that housing is a basic human right and no one in America will be allowed to live on the streets anymore. Here are my proposals. I would call upon the Department of Housing to take the lead by convening a national convention on the Housing Crisis with follow-up legislation and action by the Federal government, in cooperation with State, Local governments and the private sector.

    There’re four elements  to my proposal

    There must be a lot more housing built, mostly Multi family units, old-style boarding houses and single family residence hotels I’ve departed that picture as well including Group housing, and temporary housing for the chronic homeless should be set up knees tent cities would provide employment Basic medical care training and assistance to transition the residents into more permanent housing solutions.

    Housing is a Basic human Right

    One of the key elements of the proposal is the recognition that housing is a basic human right, no one and no one Will be allowed to live on the streets. If someone cannot afford housing today would be a sign to the homeless camps and this would be mandatory.

    I know that this part of the proposal will be controversial from a civil liberty point of view, but I feel it is essential to solve the homeless  problem.   It is simply unacceptable then in the richest country in the world are being forced to live on the streets.

    To pay for new housing and the the shelter system, a modest increase and income taxes is warranted.  Most of the cost of running the shelters an expansion of housing should be done to the federal government.

    As part of the solution, housing vouchers should be provided to people who are earning less than I hundred 200 of the poverty line so that they could afford to rent housing.

    More housing Must Be Build 

    There must be a lot more housing built everyhere, and most of them must be built along transit lines, and most must be multi family unit facilities. The era of single-family homes Will have to come to and end.  As part of this it must be made easier to convert single-family homes in the multifamily units, so call granny flat must be made available everywhere, short term housing must be regulated and made part of the pictures well.

    Changes to Zoning, Smart Growth Policies

    Local zoning laws that restrict housing in the residential areas only need to be revised, the goal should be mixed use development everywhere.  Large buildings should consist of apartment offices and retail,  smaller scale developments must include offices and retail as well.  The goal should be a cityscape something similar to develop to the development any station where most housing is multi use buildings and everyone is within walking distance of offices retail and transit.  Metropolitan governments need to have a regional planning office to coordinate new housing we develop mental housing retail commercial development an improved access to transit. Developers Will be giving incentives to build most housing at market value or below market value housing.

    In California in other states that have similar restrictions, prop 13 and other property tax restrictions must be revised to encourage courage people to sell properties or renovate properties. Similarly zoning laws must be changed to encourage housing development, and mixed use development, and smart growth policies. The era when developers build housing far from transportation systems without any coordination with local government or planning must end.

    Boarding Houses , Dormitories, other Group Housing and SOH’s need to be revived

    As part of the housing problem, boarding houses,  Group houses, dormitories for corporate workers, government workers including fire fighters, police and teachers, and university students on site need to be part of that package as well. inexpensive  single occupancy hotels must be part of the package with the recognition that Half the population will end up living in these group housing arrangements.  Very few people Will live in single-family homes anymore, most people will live in need of poop housing for apartment buildings, although there will be still people living in single-family homes and that is fine.

    temporary housing camps including a revival of the Civilian Conservation Camp need to be part of the Proposal

    Homeless tent camps should be legalized and located and areas near downtown.   The camps must be located along transit lines.  Anyone who needs a place to stay would be given a cot in a four man tent. The tenants will be heated and have air-conditioning, and Wi-Fi access.  All the residents of the camp will work 30 hours a week to help maintain the camps in an hygienic attractive a manner, administrative services and law enforcement services for the camp, or will work in the national, state and local parks and forrest doing conservation projects, or serving as first responders.  thus some people will live off site for a considerable amount of time near the forest, and park conservation sites, but all people will be assigned to a home camp.  That camps will have food services for the residents food services for the residents medical services an offer education and training services as well.

    the Camps would be run like the old CCC camps award of the great depression. The Cams will provide temporary housing for people in exchange for assistance and public service employment activities including conservation activities. Drug use alcohol use and gambling of course will be illegal in the camps, as will panhandling.  Sleeping on the streets outside the camp will be illegal and the homeless will be rounded up and taken to the camps involuntarily if needed.

    To pay for these camps, the federal government we’ll pay for most of the cost.

    State and local governments working with the real estate developers, will develop low cost permanent housing, and camp residents will  be transited into permanent housing as a housing is brought online.

    The Camps will be open to all who need them including undocumented Aliens. No one will be turned away board turned into an immigration.

    The camps be training and educational service centers, and temporary employment centers, with most residents living elsewhere.

    We can Solve the Problem if We Make it an Urgent National Priority

    If all these  proposals are enacted in a comprehensive national strategy, the scourge of homelessness can be defeated and no one in America we’ll be forced to live on the streets.

    Broken Down Souls Poems

    Broken Down Souls
    Homeless Fears
    No One Knows Their Names
    Trump’s Social Cleansing Program
    Social Purification Drives
    Broken Down Souls Do You See Them?

    Broken Down Souls

    Broken Down Souls
    You see them everywhere

    On the street
    On the bus

    On the metro
    But mostly wandering the streets

    Lost souls
    Broken down defeated souls

    The souls of the living dead
    Dead inside

    Waiting for death
    To deliver them

    from the agony
    Of the living dead

    They make do
    They beg

    They steel
    They con their way

    Living the street life
    Living death

    Broken Souls
    You have two minds

    One part of you
    the fearful part of you

    Conditioned to ignore
    Conditioned to walk by

    Ignoring the tragic wounded lives
    The broken souls all around you

    But part of you knows
    That you can’t do that

    But you can’t save everyone
    So, you do what you can

    You help those
    whom you can

    All it takes
    is a little act of compassion

    A little human kindness
    A few bucks or a cup of coffee

    And you walk by
    Knowing just knowing

    That by a simple act of acknowledging
    Our shared humanity

    You have made a small victory
    And brought happiness

    To yet another
    broken down soul

    And the fear
    that you will

    be a broken soul some day
    Recedes away

    Not me never
    Never will happen to me

    But one forgets
    It is a simple matter

    A wrong turn in life
    The wrong place

    wrong time
    wrong thing

    And you could be the broken soul
    On the street

    Begging to be heard
    Begging to be taken away

    And so,
    I walk on by no more

    I will listen
    I will talk to them

    I will make a small difference
    And in so doing

    Avoid becoming
    a broken-down soul

    Homeless Fears

    I almost became
    a broken-down soul

    Out on the street
    So many years ago

    I was in college
    Adrift for the summer

    Smoking too much weed
    Aimless

    And I hung out
    And got to know

    Some of the homeless
    Some of the bums on the street

    And I vowed
    That I would never be that person

    Never sink that low
    Never ever

    Be the homeless bum
    The invisible man

    And that knowledge
    Stuck with me

    Throughout my life
    Now many decades later

    I try to remember
    And I try to help

    When I can
    And recall what

    it would be like
    To be on the street

    With nothing
    but your clothes

    And the money you borrowed
    To keep you alive

    No One Knows Their Name

    The worst part of it all
    As I survey the homeless

    Across this great land of ours
    The worst part of it all

    Is that no one knows their name
    No one knows their story

    No one cares at all
    And in this age of hatred

    Sponsored by our president himself
    The homeless are being treated

    More and more as disposable trash
    More and cities

    Are banning the homeless
    From their cities

    Banning feeding the homeless
    Banning begging

    Banning sleeping in the streets
    And banning their camp sites

    If they could
    they would

    round them all up
    And shoot them

    Or let them run for their life
    In some sort of game on TV

    Because the homeless
    Are an affront

    to these so called
    Christian patriots

    They are lazy good for nothing losers
    Who cause problems for good citizens

    They should be locked up
    Or removed

    For the good of us all
    No one wants them

    No one cares
    And no one knows their name

    President Trump Discovers the Homeless

    President Trump
    Our dear compassion leader

    Recently discovered
    That homeless people

    Were everywhere
    All over DC

    NYC
    And especially LA and SF

    The homeless were becoming
    A huge problem

    And something must be done
    The homeless were taking

    Up the best real estate
    And making life difficult

    For the masters of the Universe
    Something must be done

    The homeless have to be rounded up
    And sent to camps

    Out of sight
    out of mind

    and people would wonder
    where did the homeless people go

    if they noticed
    them missing at all

    Social Purification Drives

    Korean social purification movement

    In the 1980’s in Korea
    The government decided

    To end the scourge of homelessness
    Once and for all

    The decree went out
    The police rounded them all up

    Shut down the street vendors
    and homeless shanty towns

    Sent them off for re-education
    Deep in the countryside

    Just in time for the Olympics
    The homeless disappeared

    Broken Down Souls Do You See them?

     

    Broken down Souls Do You see them
    Or are they invisible
    all the broken souls
    wandering the streets

    no where to go
    but to hell
    on earth
    now

    now
    you see
    that they are
    everywhere you see
    can you see them now
    will you be friend them now
    or will you still look away
    afraid that you will become them

    some recent poems

    Poetry Soup Poems 2016-2019

    Duane Poetree Poems 2016-2019

    the following sites are good sites to learn more and get involved in helping solve the problem.  I will share this blog posting with them and update it if they respond to my blog

    solving the homeless problem

    get involved

    solving the homeless problem

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  • Ten New Poems

    Ten New Poems

    Ten New Poems

    these are some of my most recent poems that I have posted on All Poetry, Poetry Soup, Cosmos-funnel, Hello Poetry, Poetry Opus Magnum, Fan Story and  Sweek among other places. Check it out.

     

    Poetry Soup Poems 2016-2019 

    Index

    April 2019 Poems

    end of the worldDeep Fake Era
    Demon Cat from Oregon
    Strange Cat Looking at Me
    Cat Dreams Kill All Humans
    Visiting Father’s Grave
    Ghosts of Yakima
    Another Day Another
    Mountain Forrest
    End Times Approaches
    Rumors of War

    Deep Fake Era is Upon Us

    The Deep fake era is upon us
    Every thing is fake these days
    Everything is a fraud
    Prepare for the deep fake world

    Fakery, fraud, and falsehoods abound
    All artfully done Killing the last shred of human decency left
    Everything is a deep fake
    these days

    Oregon Demon Cat

    The demon cat
    Lived in Medford Oregon

    The demon cat was a big black cat
    His eyes were filled with demonic energy

    He stared at you
    Looking into your very soul

    Filled with anger, and hatred
    For the entire human race

    He seemed at times
    To be not from this planet

    Perhaps an alien species
    Studying the human race

    Or perhaps he came
    Form hell itself

    The demon cat loved to torment visitors
    For some reason he hated the man’s daughter

    The cat would stare at her from his perch
    Down the hall from the old man

    Then he would run at her
    Screaming like an escaped banshee
    Straight out of hell

    She told her dad
    Either the cat goes
    Or I go

    He said
    See you later

    The demon cat smiled
    At the small victory

    And she left the house
    With the demon cat
    Screeching good bye

    Strange Cat Watching Me

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    A cat sits on the edge of a bed
    Watching me watching him
    Both of us thinking

    What sort of strange creature this is
    That has invaded our personal space
    Upending our daily routines

    The cat came up to me
    Staring at me

    with his soulful eyes
    Boring into my very soul

    Looking for answers
    To these dark fundamental questions

    The cat smiles a mysterious smile
    And purrs in contentment

    Having found an answer of sorts
    And indicates that we can be friends

    As long as I know
    That he is the boss of me

    And I pet him
    Acknowledging

    the time honored
    Ritual of human cat interaction

    That dates
    back to the dawn of time

    When humans and cats
    First became aware

    Of the other
    Strange creature

    that shared
    our planet

    Cat Dreams Kill Humans

    cat sitting smiling
    cat lost in buddha trance thought
    cat dreams kill humans

    Visiting Father’s Grave

    Visiting my father’s grave
    In Yakima

    The ancestral land of the Aller clan
    Thinking about my father

    And his legacy
    And thinking that I am
    My father’s son

    There is so much
    I wanted to tell him

    So much I wanted to share
    So much I wanted him to see
    My accomplishments

    He was taken from me
    Before I had achieved
    my dreams

    Before I had become the man
    That he and I both knew
    I was destined to be

    Ghosts in Yakima

    Walking along a graveyard
    Looking for my father’s grave

    Seeing all the gravestones
    I begin to sense the spirits
    Of the restless dead

    They linger around the graveyards
    Waiting for visitors

    Eager to talk to anyone
    Who cares to stop
    And chat

    So lonely being a ghost
    With no one to haunt

    Mountain Forests

    Driving through the vast forests

    Of Central Oregon
    Through the wall of trees

    I imagine them talking to me
    The trees are whispering
    Dark satanic rituals
    Voodoo mumble jumble

    Evil chanting
    Then they speak
    Loud and clear

    Welcome humans
    To our world

    You think you are
    The king of the world

    The lords of creation
    Masters of the universe?

    Soon, all too soon
    God and Gaia his daughter
    Will tire of you
    Their latest plaything

    They will discard you
    Throw you down

    Disgusted at the world
    You have made

    You took the world
    They gave you for your pleasure

    This huge wonderful world
    Filled with life

    You took a paradise
    Beautiful, bountiful

    Rich and wonderful world
    Turned it into a sewer dump

    God and Gaia
    are not happy

    Not happy at all
    With you stupid humans

    They will rise up
    Smite you down

    And turn you
    Into dust in the cosmic wind

    And we will laugh
    and we will be witnesses
    at your funeral

    but we will not cry
    No one will cry

    No one will miss you
    No one cares about

    The fate of humanity
    And so you
    Will fade away

    Into the distance past
    Just dust in the cosmic wind

    And the trees started laughing
    And the birds and bees
    And all the other animals

    All joined in the maniacal laughter
    Laughing at the prospect

    Of poetic justice For the enemies
    Of the natural world

    And the coyotes
    And the wolves

    Joined in howling
    Under the light of the full moon

    Thus I imagined
    Would be the end of days

    The end of the world
    And the end of humanity

    Another Day Another Shooting

    another day in paradise
    just another day in America

    land of the free
    Home of the brave

    and guns
    lots of guns

    more guns for all
    cries the NRA

    yes another day
    another gun battle

    another white man
    who just wants to kill

    the President sends his condolences
    Thanks the law enforcement

    for an incredible job well done
    It was horrible

    Hate has no place
    in our country

    and we will take of it
    and do what ever we can do

    condolences
    nothing but false words

    empty words
    lots of things to do

    it is mental illness problem
    but he fails to mention

    the words gun at all
    not at all

    and tomorrow and tomorrow

    but he at least finally said
    hate has no role in our country

    nothing but prime BS
    in my humble opinion

    he did not mention
    white supremacy

    his rhetoric had nothing
    nothing to do about this at all

    and so tomorrow
    I will turn on the TV

    and we see nothing
    nothing has changed at all

    and the dead
    will remain dead

    the guns will fire again
    nothing will be done

    welcome to America
    land of the free
    home of the brave

    the End Times Approaches

    why do I feel

    the end times are approaching

    with each passing day
    the news gets worst

    the hatred grows
    the fear grows

    the end of time
    comes closer to our door

    and I fear
    the growing power

    of the fascists
    and their ilk

    and I fear
    that the world
    is ending soon

    Rumors of War

     

    it seems that
    we are in the end times
    wars, and rumors of war
    terrorism all around us

    the dogs of war
    are restless, just waiting
    to emerge from their lairs

    to unleash havoc
    death and destruction

    end of the world
    and the leader of the world

    our purported president
    is every day

    becoming more deranged
    moment by moment

    loosing his mind
    as the inner demons

    take over
    and at such a time

    when the whole world
    seems to be sliding towards war

    Our dear leader
    seems determined

    to lead us to the ultimate
    war of all

    world war 111
    looms ahead

    it could start any day
    and nothing will stop

    our idiot in chief
    from unleashing
    the dogs of war

  • Letter to Paula White

    Letter to Paula White

    Letter to Paula White President’s Trump Spiritual Advisor

    wiki on Paula White

    Paula White Web Site

    God’s Letter to Michelle Baachman

    Dear Paula.

    I am curious about your statement that God “ordered you to serve President Trump and to say no to
    resident Trump would be saying no to God and I won’t do that.”

    You see I too have spoken to God and he told me something quite different.  God appeared to me in a dream.  He was a black man, looked like Morgan Freeman.  He had a deep base voice and he had a message to Jim Baaker and others who claim to speak to God.  God he said does not speak to Idiots and I did not anoint Donald Trump who is far from Godly.  He begged me to write to you and tell you to STFU.  Hence this letter. Let’s get to it.

    You claim without providing any evidence that you spoke with God. First of all, how did God speak to you? Did he come to you in a Dream? Did he appear in person? Did he talk to you on the phone? Did he speak English? If you saw God, what did What did look like? Was he white? Was he black? Was he Asian? Was he Jewish? Was he Arab? Was he blond? Did he have a beard? If so, was it white? What color eyes did he have? Was God Male? or Female? Gay or straight? Was he old? young? middle age? What did he sound like? Morgan Freeman? Clint Eastwood? or someone else? Did he speak English? Spanish? Arabic? French? Russian? Or did you hear him in your head?  Is God a republican?  is he a democrat? is he independent?  Did he vote? if so where? and what ID did he use? Does he even have an ID?  what state does he live in?  California? Florida? Montana?

    If you spoke on the phone what is the phone number to God? what is his twitter account? his Facebook address? How much did the call cost? Did he call you? Or did he call you? Did he tweet you? Facebook friend you? Instant message you? WHATSAP you? Did you record it? Do you have a transcript of the call?

    When did God speak to you? where was he calling from? what time zone? what country? what planet? or was it heaven?

    What exactly did God say to you?

    and how do you know it was God?

    Did he identify himself as God saying this is God speaking? What did he call himself? God, Yahweh, Allah?
    Could it have been voices in your head?

    Have you seen a doctor about these aural and visual hallucinations you are hearing and seeing? Had you been drinking before talking to God? Taking drugs? Running? Were you sleeping when God appeared in your dream? Or were you wide awake and God was in the room live and physically real? Did you touch God? Did he touch you?

    Paula,

    why did God speak to you? Why are you his spokesperson?
    did he explain that?

    Did God tell you that he is supporting Donald Trump and that he made him President and order you to support him? Again did God explain why he is supporting God?

    There are almost 8 billion people on earth. Why is he speaking to you and only you?
    Why is God supporting Trump anyway? I mean Paula, seriously, Trump is almost the anti-Christ in his actions and behavior. Hardly God like and he certainly is not following the words of Jesus. and he does not go to Church anyway.

    donald trump the anti-Christ?

    if you have a chance to talk to God tell him to call me. I have lots of questions for God.
    thank you for reading this and I hope that you get some help as you are seriously deluded if you
    believe that God is speaking to you.

    Oh here are some poems I wrote on this theme. I hope you find them amusing.

    Poems about God

    Here are some of my poems about God. Comments welcomed. And if I offend people, well you are entitled to your opinion and I am entitled to my opinion.

    God Does Not Talk to Idiots

    Every day
    There is another outrageous statement
    From this preacher or that preacher

    Saying that God spoke to them
    And told them that Trump

    Was anointed by God himself
    And would bring us all to the promised land

    Well I hate to bring it up
    But felt that I must

    If God exists
    And is all powerful

    Why would he waste his time
    Talking to these idiot preachers?

    And why would he anoint Trump
    The most ungodly of all politicians

    How do these preachers know
    It is God calling

    Does God speak to them?
    And what does God sound like?

    How did God talk to them?
    On the phone? By email? By tweet
    Or by visions or voices in their head?

    Or are they just raving lunatics
    Who think that God is calling them?

    God does not in my opinion
    Talk to idiots

    Nor should he tolerate these fools any more

    God does not send us hurricanes or tornadoes
    To punish us

    That is beneath his pay grade

    God is god and is mysterious
    And if he speaks to us at all

    We surely do not understand
    Anything he says

    As we have surely screwed up
    The teachings of his prophets

    So, I wish to end this by saying
    Oh, you false prophets

    STFU

    God is not calling you
    And never has

    Just SFTU already

    God in My Coffee

    One dismal demented morning
    As I contemplated the dawning day

    Trying to wake up from the nightmares
    That have been haunting my every night

    I reached for my morning cup of hot coffee
    And as I drank my morning poison

    My snarling sarcastic cup of java
    Frying my neurons with caffeine

    I saw God
    He had the look – tall white hair beard
    And those piercing blue eyes
    Starting at you with the thousand-year stare
    Of the truly committed

    Yes, it was God himself
    In the bottom of my cup of coffee
    And he was smiling at me
    Beckoning me to join him

    And so, I jumped into my cup
    And went through the door

    And found myself
    In a giant hallway
    Filled with Mr. Smith like
    angels working on computers

    Programing the day’s plans
    I asked where I could find God

    They told me that I had an appointment
    And I went down the hallway

    And found myself in another room
    And found God sitting there
    Waiting for me

    He offered me coffee
    And we drank coffee

    And talked about this and that
    I asked him what he wanted

    He said nothing but my understanding
    And patience

    And told me that I was lost
    But would be found soon

    And told me to go back home
    And wait for his signal

    For the revolution was coming
    And I would lead God’s forces

    And then I found myself
    Back at home
    And drank another cup of coffee

    Disgraced evangelist Jim Bakker warns critics they will face God’s wrath for making fun of him

    In video captured by Right Wing Watch, disgraced evangelist Jim Bakker raged at his critics saying, they will face the wrath of God for mocking his End Time warnings and making fun of him throughout his checkered career.
    Not mentioning his time in the wilderness, after he spent time in prison after bilking his followers out of $158 million, Bakker boasted that he has made many predictions — including 9/11 — that have come true, and that he is not being treated like the prophet he is.
    “When God says something to you, you don’t always know the exact time it’s going to happen,” Bakker thundered. “[So] stop beating up the prophets because God says, ‘Woe unto you when you beat up on the prophets.’”
    Bakker then threatened damnation on those who have ridiculed him over the years.
    “If you don’t want to hear it, just shut me off,” Bakker said. “Especially you folks that monitor me every day to try to destroy me. Just go away. You don’t have to be there, you don’t have to hear it. But one day, you’re going to shake your fist in God’s face and you’re going to say, ‘God, why didn’t you warn me?’ And He’s going say, ‘You sat there and you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years. I warned you but you didn’t listen.’”

    God Talks to Rev. Bakker

    Rev. Bakker says

    When God says something to you,
    you don’t always know the exact time it’s going to happen,”
    Bakker thundered.

    “[So] stop beating up the prophets because God says,
    ‘Woe unto you when you beat up on the prophets.’”

    God just called me up this morning with a message
    He said,

    Jake. This is God speaking
    I loved your poem,
    “God Does Not Talk to Idiots.”

    God, I don’t even know if you exist
    How did you get my number?

    I am God you idiot and know everything
    Or course, God Sir.

    What’s up your royal highness?
    Just God would do for now, Jake
    Okay.

    So Jake, I have a message for Rev. Bakker
    And I want you to deliver it

    You can email it in
    As I am sure he will not like it at all

    Why can’t you deliver it?

    Because God roared
    “I don’t talk to idiots.”

    What’s the message?

    Quit using my name in vain
    Quit saying I call you
    Quit saying I talk with you

    I don’t know you from Adam
    And I don’t like you

    How dare you swindle 185 million dollars
    From your followers
    Using my good name

    You sir are an asshole
    And Satan has a room for you
    Just confirmed it this morning

    Oh my more thing, this article says
    Bakker then threatened damnation
    on those who have ridiculed him over the years.
    “If you don’t want to hear it, just shut me off,” Bakker said.

    God laughed and said to me
    I will shut him up for good for sure
    And my TV is set to delete his face

    Every time I turn it on
    Tell him that as well

    Rev. Baaker also said

    “Especially you folks that monitor me every day to try to destroy me.
    And tell him that I am one of those who monitor him every day

    God went on to say,

    tell him

    And I do want to destroy him

    He is bad for the whole brand you know?

    Bakker went on to say

    Just go away.
    You don’t have to be there, you don’t have to hear it.
    But one day, you’re going to shake your fist in God’s face
    and you’re going to say, ‘God, why didn’t you warn me?’

    God said,

    Tell him that is rich coming from such a con man
    I have been warning people against these shysters
    For centuries – it is in the bible after all

    Baaker went on,

    And He’s going say,
    ‘You sat there and you made fun of Jim Bakker all those years.
    I warned you but you didn’t listen

    God said,

    Yes Rev. Bakker warned you repeatedly ad nauseum
    Until I wanted to vomit

    But thought it would be best
    to just let him rot in prison.
    Give him a taste of hell to come.”

    “So Jake, will you accept this cosmic commission?”

    Sure thing God.

    And that ended my conversation with God

    So Rev. Bakker, here’s the deal. God is angry at you
    And your friends for misrepresenting the word of God

    All these years and for ripping for the gullible
    And living the high life getting rich off your believers

    I’d repent of your sins I were you
    and I’d follow God’s parting words

    Finally just tell Rev. Bakker and his fellow false prophets
    STFU before I smite you to Hell”

    end Letter to Paula White

     

  • ELizabeth Go Bold or Go Home

    ELizabeth Go Bold or Go Home

    Elizabeth Warren Go Bold or Go Home

    Joe, Either Go Bold or Retire!
    Go Bold or Go Home!
    Cosmos’s 2025 Predictions

    elizabeth Warren’s web page

    I am writing to you to offer you my advice for winning the nomination and the Presidency.  In a nutshell, you have to offer a bold progressive vision that will excite not only your base, but the entire country and change the direction of the U.S.  This campaign has to be about competing visions and yes about how to restore American greatness. An optimistic vision is the key.   People are tired of anger, and despair and pessimism.  If you just campaign on how bad Donald Trump is, you will lose. And we can’t allow that to happen.  The future of the world and the U.S. lies with you. I sincerely hope you won’t blow it.  I hope you take my advice to heart. You may be our best choice to take down Trump and Trumpism for good. You go Girl.!  here’s how to do it.

    I retired from the U.S. State Department in 2016 after 27 years of service. I grew up in Berkeley went to college at the University of the Pacific and graduated from the University of Washington (MA Korean Studies, MPA). I also served in the Peace Corps in Korea. I have been to 50 states and 45 countries.  and I too am part Cherokee and have distant relatives in Oklahoma.

    Don’t Repeat Hillary’s Mistakes

    Hillary’s biggest mistake was in my view making it all about how bad Donald Trump is, and not giving the voters a real sense of where she wanted to take the country. And in an age where the voters were ready for a big change to the status quo, being the establishment candidate was the kiss of death. Not to mention she refused to compete everywhere. And allowed Donald Trump to paint her as “crooked Hillary” and as too much part of the establishment which the public rightly distrusted so much.  Donald Trump hit a nerve. the system was indeed rigged against the average Joe and the vested interests controlled the politicians.  The public said, Screw the system lets go for the bomb thrower. and that is how we got Trump.

    She could have picked Bernie Sanders as her running mate, and perhaps defeated Donald Trump. In the end she won where it did not matter and did not compete where she should have competed.  and she never overcame the impression that she was the status quo candidate and the establishment’s favorite. You have to be a real outsider, and a real shall I say it revolutionary.

     

    Restoring the old status quo will not work.

    That is why I am supporting you vis Joe Biden.  Joe Biden is the establishment’s guy.  You have to be the establishment’s greatest threat as well as the greatest threat to Trump and his evil cohorts.  And Bernie, comes across too much as an angry old man.  We already have that in Donald Trump. The voters will ultimately be turned off by Bernie’s anger.   The other candidates all have something to offer but for some reason are not taking off.  You have momentum building and perhaps it is your time to step up to the stage and become a giant killer and kill Trump off politically.   The stakes are that high as you know.

    So, in this upcoming election you have to tell the voters why you are so much better for them and the country than Donald Trump. It will not be enough to run against the Donald. People have to want to vote for you.  Your experience counts for a lot but it is not enough.  Your age is the same as Donald’s so that is a wash.

    Let Donald Trump Be Impeached and Self Destruct

    I would not waste too much time on impeachment.  let the process play itself out. Donald Trump may self-destruct anyway.  You don’t need to do too much other than let him self-destruct. If he somehow survives, mock him constantly and challenge the Republicans for the craven support of the Conman Don.

     

    GO BOLD OR BE RETIRED

    The times cries out for bold progressive challenges and for fresh thinking. You have three strikes against you. First, your age, second your gender and third your past experience as a college professor. Can’t do anything about the first two, but you can run as a can do moderate progressive who knows how to get things done.  The key is to make bold achievable goals.  Then resist the temptation to campaign against Donald.  The best thing we can all do is to mock him, and tell him time to retire, Grandpa Trump. Go home and play golf, we are tired of your rants, your incoherent tweets, your chaos.  We need someone to clean up your messes.   I’d start calling him Conman Don, or Loser Don,  that will get under his skin and make him make mistakes which you can and should exploit…Make people want to vote for you as they share your vision of the possible future and make people feel that conman Donald Trump is indeed a conman looser who is not fit to be re-elected. .

    Here are my suggested policy proposals.

    I would put forth a series of comprehensive bold future-oriented policies and reiterate them every chance you get. You could call them  Elizabeth’s Plan for the Future of America, or something along those lines. Maybe

    “Let’s Boldly Go into the Future,”

    “Make America Work Again”

    “Rebuild America”

    “Let’s Restore the American Dream’

    But be big, bold, brassy, optimistic and challenge your opponents to produce a better plan or shut up and work with you to solve the nation’s problems.

     Don’t Play Donald’s Game – Don’t Take the Bait

    Don’t take whatever bait Trump throws out at you. Ignore his daily tweets.  Let him destroy himself.  He may be impeached or even removed from office or die of an heart attack.  Just ignore him and play your own game.  That’s the key to handling Trump.  Ignore him, mock him, challenge him on how his plans will make America great.  But play your game not his game.

    Call for Free College Education Coupled with National Service Requirements.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for. For recent  , they can serve and get their college debt forgiven. To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford. And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service. and point out that shifting to a mandatory national service requirement would save the Pentagon money on salaries.  the cost would be modest – minimum wage, housing, medical care and college tuition after their service.   People would serve between age 18 and 25 one year of training and two years of service, with an optional second enlistment. Those who complete six years will get six years’ worth of tuition.

    Also talk about how this would allow college to be truly affordable for all, and would eliminate crippling college debts. Students will gain solid work experience in service, travel, and training.  the training could be transferred into college credit making college shorter perhaps three years instead of four for most people.  And most importantly, shared national service will help restore America’s sense that this is our land, this land belongs to everyone. The rich and the poor alike.  We are all in this together.  We have lost sight of that.  The military has become an army of paid mercenaries recruited from the lower classes.  If everyone serves, there will be less temptation to send troops into harms way.  This will be a win- win for everyone except for the student loan vultures.

    I would bring most of the troops home and station them along the southern border where they could be used to help bolster border security, and assist as first responders to natural disaster.   Sell this as a real border security not the fake wall fantasy that Trump is selling.

    I would also call for two new national service academies to be set up.  One would be for diplomatic and intelligence service, the other would be for law enforcement.  These academies like the military academies  including a coast guard academy, and beefing up the maritime service academy,  would take only those who finished their military basis service. this would be a great way to restore our diplomatic corps and intelligence services as well as our law enforcement personnel.

    Benefits of National Service

    The service requirement would be managed by the corporation for public service which would also manage the Peace Corps, VISTA programs and teach for America which would all qualify as qualified national service.

    Regarding the Peace corps, and the other volunteer service opportunities, set it up that people would do their college service, then do the peace corps afterwards.  they would receive college tuition etc while attending college.

    Most people will start college, or tech training institute, then do military or other service, and then return to college to finish their college. That is fine.  Ensure that colleges will not only accommodate that but will also offer college credits for military and other on the job training acquired during national service.  This would also cut the cost of college attendance for most people to a manageable three years instead of four to five years.  And of course, ensure that people can go to technical training institutes instead of a traditional college as we really need to grow the next generation of technical workers as well.

    After finishing basis service, those who wish to make a career of it could compete to become an NCO or an officer, and resume service after finishing college.   And/or compete to enter government service for the Federal government or state and local government as well.

    Call for The Green New Deal

    Point out time and time again China, Germany, and other countries are building the green energy resources of the future while the U.S. which invented green energy is moving back to the 19th century. We invented green energy technology! And we should be the world’s leaders in making the transition to a green energy economy.  Talk about jobs this will create, and talk about saving the world from the ravages of climate change.  be bold call for a moonshot approach to building a completely green energy economy within ten years.

    When critics say we can’t afford this, tell them we can’t afford to ruin the world for our children’s future. We can’t afford to continue burning fossil fuels. Climate change is real and the U.S. must lead the way forward.  We should be the world leaders! That is what great nations do, lead the world in embracing change, in embracing the promise of the future. We can do no less.  And when Trump and other climate change deniers talk nonsense, call them on their BS. Ask Trump doing the debates how does he know that climate change is not real? Has he ever studied climate change? Does he have a PHD in science? Is he smarter than 99% of the world’s scientists?  Throw it at him, make him out to be the ignorant tool of the fossil fuel industry that he is.  When he talks about bring back coal jobs, challenge him.  Why would anyone want to work in a coal mine?  It is dangerous work, and the mines are played out.  We can transition the miners to new energy jobs that pay better, and are so much safer for the workers and the environment.  If he goes on about wind power, point out how absurd his arguments are and how he does not know what he is talking about.

    Call to Fix Obama Care

    Point out time and time again that we still have a broken down too expensive too burdensome a health care system. Point out time and time again that we have the most expensive system in the world yet we are about 25th in terms of health care outcomes. No one in this land should fear going bankrupt if they need to get medical care. We can do this right and we must do it right.

    I would acknowledge that Obama Care is not perfect and that if you had a chance to re-do it you would make it much less bureaucratic  and less burdensome. But be proud of what the democrats accomplished. Promise to fix it and make it work.

    One potential fix would be to open the Federal Health Care system to anyone who needs insurance and continue to provide subsidies to keep the premiums down.

    Another option would be an expansion of Medicare so it covers about half the country

    I would not make Medicare for all the goal for now.  it is a step too far and too disruptive a change, and opens you up to all sorts of nonsense about socialism etc. .

    I am a social democrat not a socialist

    When the republicans attack you saying you are socialist, respond that you are a social democrat you want to make the system work for everyone and that you are in favor of capitalism as long as capitalism works for the people

    When they say you want to turn the US into something like Norway, admit it.  Say the European counties have got it right.  No one in Europe goes bankrupt because of an illness, and everyone can afford college. What the hell is wrong with that?  Why would you want to continue the health care system that is not working and the college debt trap?

    When they say you want to turn the US into a Venezuela laugh at them. That is absurd on so many levels.  Norway is not Venezuela.   America is a capitalist society and there is nothing wrong with that but capitalism has to work for the people.

    When Republicans proclaim that they will repeal Obamacare and replace it with something, call them on their bullshit. Demand to know the plan now or tell them to shut up and work with you to fix Obamacare.

    if you do this right this could be a winning issue.  But again, I’d avoid getting into the Medicare for all trap that the Republicans will try to push you into.  And to avoid getting painted as out of touch socialist who will destroy the American way of life.

     Call to repair our alliances

    Declare that our allies are our allies and our friends and we will work with them to solve the world’s problems and restore American leadership. We will rejoin the Paris Climate Change and work to make sure it works. We will rejoin the Transpacific Partnership.  We will treat China and Russia as rival powers, cooperate where we can, but stand up to them and make sure that their aggression does not stand.

    Offer a New Deal to North Korea

    We will continue to negotiate with the North Koreans, offering them a way towards reunification with South Korea and rejoining the world economic community. You can damn the President here with faint praise.  Say that it was good that he took the initiative to break the log jam and talk to the North but due to his inexperience and his naivety he was unable to make a deal.  You can finish the job.

    Offer to Talk with The Iranians

    Tell the Iranians we are ready to talk with them and want a new deal that would benefit them and the U.S. along the lines of what we are offering the North Koreans.

    Bring the Troops Home

    I would call for most U.S. troops to return to the U.S., where they will be posted along our borders and serve as adjunct border patrol agents and first responders as part of their mandatory new national service.  Again, paint this as better way to ensure border security that the President’s absurd wall.

    this would also involve cutting military spending, including privatizing the commissaries and PX systems.  there is no real why the military should continue to run the 8th largest grocery chain in the world when the private sector can and should take on that responsibility.  There are many other areas where the military budget can be reformed saving money.

    Rebuild America

    I would gradually reduce military spending and devote resources to rebuilding America’s crumbling infrastructure. This must include high-speed trains, and must include perhaps hyperloop technology or Maglev trains? And the next generation of airplanes as well. We must rebuild our mass transit systems. We must embrace the development of driverless vehicles.

    Challenge the Republicans on their “you are weakening national security” BS.   When the Republican scream you are weakening national security call them out on their BS.

    Ask them how repositioning troops to help deal with national security issues at home weakens national security? How does going to universal military service weaken national security? How does getting out of endless wars weaken national security? How does closing a few bases in Europe weaken national security? Or closing a golf course? Or a commissary? Point out that we already spend more on national security than any other nation on earth. How does rebuilding America’s failed infrastructure weaken national security? Challenge them to produce a better plan.

    Call for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

    Start by acknowledging we need to improve security at the border but the wall is a waste of time and money that will not solve the problem. We need a comprehensive 21st century immigration policy that balances the need for continued immigration with the need to ensure that immigrants contribute to our country and enrich our country as they always have and always will.  One area that I agree with the President on is that we should eliminate the F4 sibling visa category.  Unlike the President though I would grandfather anyone in line and let them immigrate within two years then shut down this category entirely.  I would also change the system so that prospective immigrants have basic English language skills.  If you require it, they will learn English before applying and that would be better for them and the country.  Finally, I would increase the number of skilled immigrant visa slots.   I would cut the number of  visa categories making the system much simpler. For non-immigrant visas there should be the following categories

    Tourist/business visitors

    Student and exchange visitors

    Diplomatic visas

    Temporarily work visas

    All the various non-immigrant categories should be subsumed under one of these four rubrics.

    For immigrant visas, I would shift to two categories – family based and employment base.   I would eliminate the country by country preference system and allow as many immigrants to immigrate per year as warranted.   The process should be streamlined so anyone who qualifies can immigrate within one year of applying providing that they speak English, have the required employment background or family relationship. Making a fraudulent application should result in a ten year ban on travel to the U.S. I would eliminate the Diversity visa lottery entirely as well.  I would eliminate the public charge ineligibility but require family members to be financially responsible for immigrants once they arrive in the U.S.

     

    I would also merge the consular service of the State department and the immigrant service of DHS into a new cabinet level department of immigration and consular services.  The current system of three different agencies handling immigration is part of the broken system.

    Challenge the Republicans to come up a better plan and work with you to implement it.

    Call for A Return to Space Including Lunar Colonies and Martian Colonies

    It is time for the U.S. to lead the world again in space exploration. Offer to lead the way in building lunar and Martian colonies with the participation of the world’s other space powers.

    Call for The Legalization of Marijuana, Emptying the Prisons of Marijuana Offenders

    End the endless war on drugs. Repeal marijuana prohibition. Empty the prisons of marijuana offenders. End the private prison for profit system. End the prison pipeline that sweeps up brown and black youths and sucks them into prison for life. Reserve prisons for the most dangerous offenders, all other prisoners should be sentenced to community service, drug treatment or other non-prison sentences. Use the money saved by closing prisons for rebuilding infrastructure.

    Gun Control

    I like your gun control proposals. It is a step forward. Continue to push for universal background checks.

    Fully Support LGBT rights

    Fully Support the religious freedom of all Americans including non-believers

    Call for a Return to traditional American civil norms that Trump has so badly damaged

    For VP Pick a Hispanic man

    It is important that you pick a minority as your VP and pick a male as well to balance the ticket. Juan Castro would be a good pick, Major Pete perhaps, Beito perhaps, Cory perhaps. I  would not pick Joe Biden = – he is really past his prime so to speak.  Pick someone who can appeal to the minority voters, and pick a male VP.  I think a two woman ticket might be a step too far.

    You get my point by now. Be bold, inventive, optimistic, full of hope and energy and you will prevail. Make people share your bold vision. Be cautious, small-minded, narrowly focused, and all about how bad the Donald is, you will lose.

    My advice, to sum up, is to make this a campaign about the future and your vision of the future. Paint your opponent Donald Trump as yesterday’s candidate, and mock him, calling on Grandpa Trump to retire to Florida and play golf. Depict him as senile, out of touch, and focused on returning America to the 19th Century. And call for progressive bold new ideas for the future of America. Be optimistic, be full of hope and good will.

    In short,

    Elizabeth

    GO BOLD OR be forced to retire and go home.

    Sincerely
    Jake Cosmos Aller
    703-436-1402
    Jakecaller@gmail.com
    https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

  • Guns KIll People

    Guns KIll People

    Unfortunately mass shootings have become so common in the U.S. here are my “gun” poems written over the last few years. A  few have been published.

    I hope and pray that our political leaders will do something to solve the problem. the NRA’s position seems to be more guns for everyone is the solution.  They are so wrong. the widespread availability of super lethal weapons is the problem.   You simply can’t kill on a mass level with knives, or hammers, you need a high powered weapon designed to kill as many people as possible in the shortest time possible and you need to be so deranged that you want to kill as many people as possible in the shortest time possible.

    universal background checks would help, treating guns like we treat cars would help. red flag laws would help. Guns should be registered, and owners should have to buy liability insurance.  the Federal government should spend time and money studying the causes and prevention of gun violence.  Buying back assault weapons would be a good idea as well.

    I do agree with the NRA on one point, we should prosecute people who use guns in the commission of a crime and enforce all existing laws.

    Go Bold or Go Home!
    gun violence in America

    Another Mass Shooting to Start the Day

    here then are my gun poems

    Another Day Another Shooting

    another day in paradise
    just another day in America
    land of the free
    Home of the brave

    and guns
    lots of guns
    more guns for all
    cries the NRA

    yes another day
    another gun battle
    another white man
    who just wants to kill

    the President sends his condolences
    Thanks the law enforcement
    for an incredible job well done
    It was horrible

    Hate has no place
    in our country
    and we will take of it
    and do what ever we can do

    condolences
    nothing but false words
    empty words
    lots of things to do

    it is mental illness problem
    but he fails to mention
    the words gun at all
    not at all

    and tomorrow and tomorrow
    but he at least finally said
    hate has no role in country
    nothing but prime BS
    in my humble opinion

    he did not mention
    white supremacy
    his rhetoric had nothing
    nothing to do about this at all

    and so tomorrow
    I will turn on the TV
    and we see
    nothing at all

    and the dead
    will remain dead
    the guns will fire again
    nothing will be done

    welcome to America
    land of the free
    home of the brave

    Mr. President Words Matter

     

    Mr President
    Words matter
    your words matter

    your words of hate
    your words of division

    your words
    calling fellow human beings
    scum, vermit, faith
    invaders, animals
    matter

    they matter a lot
    and is it little wonder
    that people listen
    to the hate you sprew forth

    and some deranged people
    take action
    on your call
    for action

    against the invaders
    on the border
    they march to the border
    to kill the invaders

    your words matter
    Mr. President
    and your false words
    of regret

    fool no one
    the damage has been done
    the hate has been spread
    just as you intended

    and you
    have the gall
    to call yourself
    A Christian

    you are the anti-Christ
    you are not a Christian
    so please quite pretending
    to be what you are not

    please man up
    accept your responsibility
    set things right
    apologize

    the dead though
    don’t need your prayers
    they need action
    they need leadership

    and you are the president
    so please start acting
    like you give a damn

    and if you do so
    perhaps
    you will find
    people will follow you

    but please
    quite the words
    of hate
    the words that hurt

    and quit calling immigrants
    invaders and vermin
    they are human beings
    they are deserving of respect

    this I ask of you
    In Jesus’s name
    even though I am not a Christian
    please Donald Trump group

    and become the president
    of the people
    and end the war of words
    and constant hate

    Chief of Staff, You are Absurd

    the President’s chief of staff
    said the other day
    it was absurd
    to suggest that the president’s words
    had anything to do
    with recent mass shootings

    yet is it absurd
    to see the lengths
    to which the President’s supporters
    will twist and turn
    spinning away
    the inconvenient truth

    President Trump
    is a racist bigot con man
    who somehow
    conned his way
    to become President

    he call immigrants
    criminals, vermin, animals
    invaders
    infesting the country

    the El Paseo shooter
    said that he went to the border
    to shoot the invaders
    and said
    that he was a big Trump fan

    it is not absurd
    to connect these two huge dots
    the President’s words
    has real world consequences

    Yes Mr. Trump is a racist pig
    and his supporters
    are being absurd
    to suggest otherwise

    Guns Kill People

    Guns
    guns kill people
    guns do kill people

    it is not mental illness
    it is not video games
    it is not a million other things

    it is simply this
    a gun is a weapon
    a weapon designed to kill people
    that is what guns do

    guns don’t care
    they do as they are told
    if you pull the trigger
    they will kill the victim

    that is what guns do
    that is why
    in a civilized society
    military assault weapons
    are locked up

    yet in America
    the land of the free
    home of the brave
    everyone and his cousin
    must have their gun

    guns for everyone
    cries the NRA
    that’s the solution

    The president
    and his supporters
    deny the obvious

    guns kill people
    that’s all they do
    it is a gun thing
    you would not understand

    so Mr. President
    you can take your words
    your empty platitudes
    your empty promises

    straight to hell
    and back

    where with any luck
    Satan will use you
    as target practice

    NRA Please Stop Talking

    Another day

    Another mass shooting
    Another incident

    of domestic terrorism
    another gun man

    killing people

    because just because
    The NRA 
And their stooges
    Come out
    Flood the airways

    With their noxious

    Poisonous weasel words
    The NRA says

    Mass shootings
    Are like the weather
    You can’t control them

    You can’t predict them
    And you can’t prevent them

    Just have to accept
    It is all god’s will
    Guns don’t kill people

    IF guns were outlawed
    Only outlaws
Would have guns

    Only solution
    Is more guns
    For everyone
    An armed society

    they say
    Is a polite society
    Support for gun control
Is

    socialist/communist/fascist/anti-American/anti-Christian nonsense

    The beginning of tyranny
    If only the Jews had guns
    The holocaust would not have happened

    Jesus would want us all
    to be armed 
with machine guns

    To protect us against the evil doers
    It is the Christian thing to do
    To blow away evil doers

    With heavy arms
    In America

    Land of the free
    Home of the brave

    We can’t do anything
    At all

    About the mass carnage
    Unleashed by madmen with guns
    Who walk among us
    Searching for their next victims

    Any restriction of the right
    To bear arms
    Is tyranny at its worst

    The nanny state run amuck
    Talking about gun control
    After a tragic event
Is

    just not the appropriate time
    We only need prayers
    and meaningless thoughts

    Universal background checks
    Too onerous

    Registering guns
    Too burdensome

    Researching gun violence
    waste of tax payer money

    banning military style assault weapons
    restricts my right to blow 
away
    Bambi the deer
    with a M16

    the NRA will keep talking
    talking and talking
    preventing anything
    from being done

    and we will have another
    Mass shooting event
    Before the day is out

    So my plead
    This day
    To the NRA
A

    and their stoogies
    Talk is cheap
    Your comments
    Are not helping

    If you can’t
    Be a part of the solution

    Just stop talking
    Please stop talking
    And let the rest

    Of us  figure out
    How to stop
    The madness in the streets

    And stop the carnage
    So NRA
    Please
 just
 stop
 talking
 Now

    More Guns for Everyone in the World

    The NRA has decided
    That the best solution to global problem
    Of rampant violence and crime everywhere

    Is for the rest of the world
    To become like the U.S.
    Where anyone can buy a gun
    As an armed society is a polite society’

    And so the President is about to announce
    A global campaign against gun control restrictions
    As these restrictions are an undue burden
    On the rights of the US arms manufactures

    To sell their guns everywhere in the world
    As everyone wants what we have to sell
    The best weapons in the world

    Instead of trying to limit the damage
    That unrestricted gun sales
    Have done to the U.S.

    Our President, our great leader
    Wants to sell more guns
    Everywhere in the world

    And there are eager buyers
    Lining up around the world
    Eager to buy the best guns
    The world has ever seen

    We want to export
    The gun madness
    That has infected our society
    Leaving behind so many dead bodies

    The dead were not consulted
    For they remain dead
    They do not vote
    They have no voice

    For the guns silenced
    them for good
    just as the guns intended
    Just doing their gun thing after all

    Humanity has evolved
    From stones to arrows
    To guns
    To nuclear, biological weapons

    And the U.S.
    While proclaiming itself
    A champion of Human Rights

    Remains nothing but a country
    Of gun runners
    Merchants of death
    And destruction

    Trump Administration Advances Plan to Relax Gun-Export Rules

    The Trump administration on Monday advanced a long-sought-after plan to relax export rules for American small arms, including semiautomatic rifles, handguns, and sniper rifles.
    In a private briefing with members of Congress, State Department officials outlined a proposed rule change that would transfer oversight of gun exports to the Department of Commerce. The proposed rule will be published in the Federal Register later this week, where it will be subject to public comment for 45 days. While it is unlikely, Congress could block the change using powers under the Congressional Review Act.

    The shift, which was first proposed by the Obama administration in 2012, is championed by gunmakers who say it will make them more competitive in the international market. Critics argue an export policy that favors commercial interests could put the national security of the United States at risk or harm diplomatic efforts.
    “Weakened Congressional oversight of international small arms and munitions sales is extremely hazardous to global security,” said Senator Ben Cardin of Maryland, a Democrat who serves on the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, in an emailed statement. “This decision is also politically tone-deaf as our nation reckons with a gun violence epidemic.”
    A State Department spokesman said that the change would ease the regulatory burden on American gun makers and allow them to compete better globally.

    Currently, the Department of State monitors exports of nearly all weapons through the U.S. Munitions List. Since 2002, the department has been required to notify Congress of overseas sales of firearms worth more than $1 million.

    In 2016, the State Department alerted the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to a proposed sale of more than 26,000 rifles to the Philippines. Cardin at the time objected to arming the regime of PhilippinePresident Rodrigo Duterte, who had inaugurated a wave of thousands of extrajudicial killings as part of a crackdown on drugs. The weapons deal was canceled as a result.

    The proposed rule change would transfer control over the sale of small arms to the Commerce Control List, and Congress would no longer be notified of large purchases.
    Some arms control experts say reduced oversight could provide criminals, terrorists, or hostile states an opportunity to purchase American weapons.
    Under Department of Commerce weapon-export rules, “companies aren’t required to provide as much information about brokers or shipping” as they must under State Department supervision, said Colby Goodman, who examines American weapons exports as director of the Security Assistance Monitor program at the Center for International Policy in Washington. “The world of firearms exports is full of questionable, dubious characters.”

    The rule change has been long in the making. It was first proposed in 2012 by the Obama administration, but abandoned shortly after the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting. At the time, the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security criticized the change because it could make it easier for transnational criminal organizations or terrorists to get American-made guns.

    In September, Reuters reported that the Trump administration was interested in reviving the rule change to encourage more international arms sales. With the formal commencement of the public comment period, the preparation has become a policy reality.
    In April, the Trump administration said it would now consider economic factors in addition to security when it comes to selling American weapons overseas.
    The Trump administration has argued that the change would aid the domestic gun industry by cutting down on export regulation. American consumer sales of firearms have suffered since the 2016 election. After years of elevated sales in anticipation of possible new gun-control measures imposed by Democratic lawmakers, domestic demand subsided as Republicans took full control of the federal government.
    – ALEX YABLON

    more guns for everyone

    Virginia Beach Massacre Never Again Ever

    Virgina Beach
    In a night of horrific scumbagery violence
    Rarely seen in this jaded age of ours
    Gone in one hour

    In a spasm of horrific scumbagery violence
    In just a few short minutes
    Nothing more than that
    In just a few moments
    All 12 victims were murdered

    By a disgruntled employee
    Every one he knew was shot
    And killed for no reason

    Caused by the demons
    His soul was so infected

    Murderous demonic voices
    All in his head
    Screaming kill them all kill them all
    Screaming none stop violence in his head
    All the time

    Causing him to start shooting everyone he saw
    Regardless of who they were or where they were
    Everyone must die screamed the demonic voices in his head

    No one can be left alive
    Everyone must die
    Virtually all must die in his internal video game
    Everyone must die
    Regardless of who they were or where they were

    Again just another day
    Gone horribly wrong
    All across America
    In every town
    No where is safe anymore

    Virgina Beach massacre

    Virgina Beach massacre
    Just another

    Average night in America
    An Active Shooter

    scumbagery violence
    Rarely seen

    in this jaded wild world
    Gone in one hour

    In a spasm of horrific
    scumbagery

    In just a less than 30 short minutes
    Nothing more than

    In just a few short 30 moments
    All the victims

    were murdered while at their daily work
    wrong place wrong time

    act of a demotic deranged madman
    voices screaming Kill

    The voices scream death to all humans
    All must be killed

    The voices scream over and over
    All must die now

    Just another night in America
    Home of the free

    It’s a Gun Situation, Mr. President

    Mr. President
    You are wrong once again
    You said that the tragic events in Texas
    And Las Vegas were not “gun situations”
    But rather were mental health problems

    And that in Texas if there had been gun controls
    Perhaps fewer people would have died

    Mr. President
    I know you a smart man
    The smartest man in the world
    According to you

    So please contemplate this fact
    According to the latest findings
    It is a gun situation

    In fact, the reason the U.S.
    Has so many gun deaths
    Is because we have so many guns
    45% of the worlds guns in fact

    And 33 percent of the world’s shooters
    Are Americans killing other Americans

    And most of them the majority of them
    Are White People killing other people

    Not Islamic terrorists
    Most are in fact
    Self-proclaimed Christians

    So Mr. President
    When will you come to your senses

    And do what 90 percent of the public wants
    Enact nation wide effective gun controls?

    And tell the NRA
    they can take their blood money elsewhere

    When Mr. President
    When will you act
    When will you take charge

    And become a President of the people
    Instead of the President of the NRA?

    Based on following article
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/07/world/americas/mass-shootings-us-international.html

    Prayer Works

    Dear Speaker Ryan

    I want to tell you something
    The dead don’t want your prayers
    The dead don’t care that you pray for them
    They are dead after all

    And you and your so-called Christians
    Are to blame
    You refuse to do anything
    Anything at all to stop the carnage
    In our streets

    The U.S. is flooded with guns
    And more are sold every day

    Millions of people don’t have health coverage
    Millions are barely surviving
    And your answer
    Our dear great compassionate Speaker

    Your answer
    Is Prayer works
    Government action does not

    You act as if the gun violence
    Plaguing our country
    Was like the weather
    Beyond our control

    So here’s my prayer for you
    And your colleagues

    When you die
    I pray that God
    Will send you

    And your friends
    Straight to hell

    Where Satan and his demons
    Will use you for target practice

    That’s my prayer to you
    And as you know
    Prayer works

    I don’t Get It

     

    Mr. Speaker
    I admit I don’t get it
    How does prayer
    Stop gun violence?

    Prayer did not work in Texas.
    26 people were murdered
    while praying.

    God if he exists
    Obviously does not care
    About the poor people
    Who died in his church

    Because a mad man
    Got a gun

    And no they were not praying
    To be delivered from death
    No one deserves to die like this

    So my prayer to you
    Is simply this
    Get off your rear end
    Rally the country

    And do something
    About gun violence

    That’s a prayer
    I hope works

    Add House Speaker Paul Ryan to the list of Republicans offering only thoughts and prayers in the wake of Sunday’s mass shooting in a Texas church, because taking meaningful action is always off the table with him and his party.
    Speaking with Fox News Channel’s Laura Ingraham last night, Ryan reiterated that the victims and their families need more prayers because “prayer works.”

    Prayer doesn’t work.

    26 people were murdered while praying. Even Christians ought to admit that prayer doesn’t make a damn bit of difference and their God will do whatever their God wants to do, even if it means letting people die in church because a domestic abuser got his hands on a semi-automatic weapon.
    Not that Ryan would ever say that.

    Instead, he just blamed the “far secular Left” for not getting it.

    Read more at Ryan blames secular left for gun violence

     

  • A Tale of Two Metros

    A Tale of Two Metros

    A Tale of Two Metros

    Go Bold or Go Home!
    Cosmos’s 2025 Predictions

    seoul metro expansion plans

    worst transit system in the world?

    seoul metro

    dc metro

    dc metro wiki

    Seoul and DC opened their subways in 1974. I rode both for the first time in 1979.  Both had about the same number of stations five or six stations on one line.  What a  difference 45 years has made. Seoul has build a world class subway system with over 600 stations stretching over 200 miles, while DC has build five lines and many people consider it to be among the worst subway systems in the world.  I rode both for the first time in 1979 and I have been riding both ever since.  I love the Seoul Metro and am glad that it has become one of the best subways in the world and I am very disappointed at the deterioration of the DC subway system and concur in the opinion that is now one of the worst mass transit systems in the world.


    Seoul World Class System in 45 Years

    45 years later since opening in 1974, the Seoul city subway has grown to be one of the biggest subway system in the world with 19 lines over 600 station stretching over 200 miles connecting many outlining cities too so as part of one integrated mass transit system. it is fast efficient cheap safe and most people in the soul metro area live within a half a mile of  a station.  there are five more lines being planned and build. By 2025 there will be over 700 stations. The signs are bilingual and all announcements are in four languages and are very clear. Each subway station has a has a TV screen for stop announcements in four languages – Korean, Japanese, Chinese and English  The fair machines operate in four languages as well.  The subway attendance all speak some English and are very helpful and friendly. Every subway stop has clean restrooms. Every station has services and restaurants   a number of stations featuring long underground shopping malls. The metro system makes so much money in renting shops and services  and advertising that the fares are heavily subsided. You can pay by phone, credit card or T transit card. The trains are very clean and people can eat on the train without fear of being arrested. Close to 70% use the train frequently . The trains are safe, violent crime is unheard of, and there has never been a derailment or serious accident. and the trains are repaired quickly, maintenance is never neglected.  Foreign visitors love the system and use it frequently as it is quite foreigner friendly. Ridership at night is quite strong due to newly imposed strict drunk driving laws.

    DC Metro a Broken System

    Contrast that with the DC Metro.  The DC Metro has five lines about 125 stations and will finally connect to the Dulles Airport next year, 50 years after first planning to extend to the airport. the system was planned before the dramatic development of suburban Virginia and Maryland and the system does not serve the suburban areas very well as the majority of the train stations are in DC, or Arlington county.   Because there is only one tunnel under the river trains to Virginia are forced to use one tunnel making it difficult to schedule trains.  The train are expensive, overcrowded, dangerous and only about 25% of the region are within a one mile walk to the a train stations. there have been a number of derailments, fires, and violent attacks on the subway.  It takes months to repair the escalators which are frequently broken. The stations do not have restrooms or any service and is against the law to eat or drink on the train.  The Subway has just added Wifi,  You can not pay by phone, or credit card.  The loudspeaker system is very poor and most of the time you cannot hear the announcement; announcements are only in English, and occasionally Spanish. The subway fare machines are also only in English.  The cost to use the metro is about 10 times the cost of using the Seoul Metro, in recent years, a number of stations have been taken off-line for repairs.  The attendants are not friendly or helpful. Only ten percent of the public use the metro but half of tourists use the metro. and the metro is confusing and foreigner unfriendly.

    What Accounts for the Difference in Outcomes?

    What accounts for these different outcomes for systems that were build in the same year?

    Political Will to Construct a World Class System in Seoul

    First and foremost the Korean government put money, effort and political will into building  a modern world class transportation and infrastructure most of the cost of the metro comes through rental revenues and advertisement income.  Less than 10 % comes from fares because the government subsidizes fares to keep  the cost of using the system very reasonable to ensure larger ridership.

    Second in Korea public domain laws are very strong and it is almost impossible to block extensions of either subways or freeway system and there would be no support for blocking construction. In fact there is strong support for continuing expanding the system and five more lines are under planning or construction when the system is completed in a few years it will be perhaps this second largest system in the world.

    Third there is no requirements for environmental impact assessments or other regulatory burdens that make it difficult to build public infrastructure in the United States

    Forth there is broad public support for Government investment in infrastructure.

    Fifth the subway system is managed very efficiently. There are actually four Corporation involved but coordination it’s very well-done and the user does not even know that there are four corporations involved, for the user there is only one system.  Transfers between different lines is easy as there are always underground passageways connecting the different lines.

    Finally and most importantly, everyone uses the metro, even the wealthy use the system from time to time,  It is truly a mass transit system for the benefit of the public.

    Contrast this with the DC Metro Experience – lack of political will to construct and maintain a world class system

    The DC Metro generates about half of revenues through fares,  There is no rental income, but some advertisement income and parking fee income as well. . Keeping fares low was never a priority for the system. There is no dedicated funding.  The system is run jointly by DC ,Virginia, Maryland and the federal government and they don’t often agree on fundamental issues, and no one is really in charge. Lack of funding especially no rental income and marginal ad revenue and parking revenues, has always meant that the system neglected maintenance to the point that they have to rebuild the system station by station  at a very high cost.  The constant construction has resulted in many riders fleeing the system, leading to decreased revenues and the need to increase fares due to the shortage of fare income.  In many respects the DC metro system is a perfect case study of how not to manage a large transit system whereas the Seoul system is a poster child for proper transit system management.

    Second although there is support for the Metro among residents of DC there is not that much support in the outer suburbs and congressman from rural areas are hostile to spending tax dollars to support public transit improvements as it does not benefit their constituents.  Due to Gerrymandering and the requirement that each state has two Senators, rural interests are vastly over represented in congress.  Related to this is the widespread feeling that all government spending is somehow bad, and that the private sector will and should solve all problems. The Republican party is also committed to keeping taxes as low as possible especially for the rich donor class, and starving the federal government of needed funds for such things as infrastructure improvements. and will not consider raising taxes today for infrastructure especially mass transit.  There is a wide spread feeling that transit systems should be funded entirely through fares, while freeways should be kept free to users. 

    Only Losers Use Public Transit

    Since so few people actually use the system, and there is a widespread feeling that only lower class people use the system, there is little political support for the system which is used by other people.  Or as Homer Simpson said once, “only losers ride the bus.” Unfortunately the view is widespread in the U.S.  As a result, US infrastructure has been consistently rated a D- grade by the American Association for Civil Engineering. a

     Government Quit Investing in Infrastructure Starting in the late 70’s 

    Related to this the government starting in the 1980s quit making investments in public infrastructure and the cost to rebuild  American infrastructure will exceed $3 trillion. There is no political well to cut bloated defense and national security spending to devote to rebuilding infrastructure nor is there any willingness to raise taxes to pay for infrastructure investments.

    Third environmental regulations, legal restrictions and the NIMBY ( Not in my backyard) feeling makes planning and funding infrastructure very difficult.

    Fourth the system was not planned out very well there’s no equivalent to the number two line circular line and transferring between stations is difficult . There is one station where two lines come together about a half a mile apart but there is no underground passageway connecting the two lines. When the system was planned in the late 60’s, most people commuted to jobs in the district or in Arlington county.  No one anticipated the rapid development of Fairfax, London and Prince William counties in Virgina and suburban Maryland as well. Thus the stations no longer go where people need to go.

    Kissinger Moved the Metro from the State Department Fearing  Some One Would Bomb the State Department

    An interesting anecdote is that the original plan  was for a Metro stop under the State Department with an underground passageway to the Kennedy Center .Kissinger felt that someone might blow up the State Department ordered the line to be relocated 3/4 mile away, and  an underground passage way to the Kennedy center was never built. 

    The plan station in Georgetown  was block by opposition from mostly white locals who were afraid too many black undesirables would be able to easily get to Georgetown.

    Finally because the metro is divided between three states  and the federal government and no one is really charge it is very difficult to manage the system.  This is compounded by the lack of dedicated funding and no rental income. All of which makes it difficult to keep up on maintenance or to expand the system which needs to be done.  The DC metro area has grown to over 7 million people and is close to NYC in population density without the transit and other infrastructure  to support such a large population.

    Recommendations for DC Metro

    My recommendations to the DC metro system is to ask for dedicated funding, to open retail services in all stations in order to the increase revenues and ridership.  Add restrooms to each station.  Lift the ban on eating and drinking on the trains.  Fix the announcement system and make all announcements in English, Spanish and perhaps Chinese?  make the fare boxes trilingual as well.

    Reorganize the system to become the Metropolitan Metro authority with authority over the trains, the bus systems and the commuter railroads. An advisory committee consisting of representatives of DC, Maryland, Virginia, the Federal Government, riders and employees would advise the board.

    Expand or Die

    The DC metro needs to dramatically expand the number of stations, doubling the number of stations within ten years and expanding the system all the way to Quantico in Virginia and all the way to Baltimore where it would connect to the Baltimore transit system. They also need to construct another tunnel under the river.

    the Metro system needs to develop an ambitious plan to double the number of station within ten years including building a new tunnel underground river under the Potomac River and building  two Circular lines, an inner line and an outer line,  perhaps on top of 495, 395 and 295,  (Note: Seoul needs to build an outer circular line as well end note)

    . One line would go down to Quantico, going through Ford Belvoir, another line should connect Springfield to Tysons and  a final line should be constructed along Columbia Pike and Little River Turnpike. in Maryland I would build a line along Rockville Pike, and build a line connecting Colombia to Baltimore connecting with the Baltimore metro system.

    Visit Seoul for Inspiration and to Learn How to Do it Right

    I would recommend sending a team to the  Seoul City metro system to study how they created such a world class metro system and learn from their success. There is no reason to reinvent the wheel and I’m sure the Seoul Metro staff would love to give you the benefit of their success.

    the writer, a retired US diplomat living in  Yeongjongdo first rode both systems in 1979 and has used both systems over the years.  He is very pleased at the development of the Seoul system into one of the best in the world, and very disappointed in the deterioration of the DC Metro over the same time period.

    additional comments November 22, 2019

    Dream 10,236 Metro pet Peeves

    My top pet peeves for the DC metro are

    1. not enough stations should be at least double 
    2. no restrooms 
    3. no services.  In Korea, Japan, China the metro pay for themselves out of rental income as every station is  mini-shopping mall, or has offices and housing built on land owned by the metro  A major source of revenue. In DC metro only a few stations are build that way. 

    4.   No food or drink on the station

    5.   discriminatory enforcement of this rule seems only black and brown teenagers are arrested, white people and foreign visitors are warned

    6.   lack of signage advising people to stand on the right, walk on the left

    7.   people who don’t stand on the right, walk on the left

    8.  lack of connections between nearby stations.  why Farragut West and Farragut North don’t have an underground connection is beyond me.

    9. serious lack of signage throughout the system

    10. loudspeakers that no one can hear

    11. inaccurate signage re next train coming

    12.  total lack of communication where they is a problem

    13.  constant repair work

    14.  why does it take months to repair the escalators?

    15.  Why don’t they get rid of the escalator except in a few stations?

    16.  total lack of planning for planned disruptions.  Last summer it took four hours to get home from a base ball game because Metro had not provided enough shuttle buses at the Pentagon station.  

    17.  total lack of planning for unplanned disruptions.  when that occurs, lots of luck getting on the proverbial shuttle bus that never come

    18 god help us if there is a terrorist incident

    19. violent disruptive passenger everywhere

    20.  muggings at night 

    21. coyote attacks 

    22.  lack of coordination between different transit providers – it should be one system

    23. too damn expensive 

    24. too slow

    25.  Does not go everywhere

    Dream  10, 237 Seoul Metro Pet Peeve

    top pet peeves for Seoul metro?

    why does the ARA stop at Geoman station only why not go to the airport every time? Makes no sense. 

    same thing for the other lines. why not just run them to the end stations? would be a lot easier to do

    deceptive signs for bathrooms – indicating that they are on the other door of the elevator only to find that there are no restrooms there

    restrooms only available inside the paid area

    Dream DC 10,238 Metro Expansion Plans

    the DC metro system needs to be expanded perhaps doubled in size.  Here are some of the proposed extensions all of which have considerable merit and should be expedited

    One thing that metro should consider and I am amazed that they are not is building on every site commercial establishments making each station a mini-shopping destination.  this would provide Metro with tremendous rental income allowing Metro to pay for most of its expansion without incurring additional costs or tax subsidies and would allow Metro to keep fares low.

    such mini-station developments are a key feature of the success of the Korean, Japanese and Chinese metro systems.

    Future expansion[edit]

    WMATA expects an average of one million riders daily by 2030. The need to increase capacity has renewed plans to add 220 cars to the system and reroute trains to alleviate congestion at the busiest stations.[189] Population growth in the region has also revived efforts to extend service, build new stations, and construct additional lines.

    Silver Line[edit]

    Main article: Silver Line (Washington Metro)

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    The new Tysons Corner station under construction next to Virginia State Route 123 in July 2012

    The most prominent expansion is the Dulles Corridor Metrorail Project, dubbed the Silver Line, a 23-mile (37 km) extension from the Orange Line into Loudoun County, Virginia, by way of Tysons Corner and Washington Dulles International Airport. Rail to Dulles has been discussed since the system opened in 1976. The current Silver Line project was formally proposed in 2002 and initially approved by the Federal Transit Administration in 2004.[190] After several delays, federal funding for Phase 1 was secured in December 2008[191] and construction began in March 2009.[192] The line is being constructed in two phases; the first phase to Wiehle–Reston East in Reston, Virginia opened July 26, 2014,[193] and the second phase to Ashburn, beyond Dulles Airport, is projected for completion in 2020.[194]

    Potomac Yard station[edit]

    See also: Potomac Yard station

    In 2008 officials began to explore the possibility of adding an infill station called Potomac Yard in the Potomac Yard area of Alexandria, on the Blue and Yellow Lines between the National Airport and Braddock Road stations. In 2010 the Alexandria City Council approved a portion of the proposed $240 million construction of the station. Construction would start in 2019 and the station is expected to open in 2021.[195]

    Unbuilt projects[edit]

    Line extensions[edit]

    The original plan called for ten “future extensions” on top of the core system. The Red Line would have been extended from the Rockville station northwest to Germantown, Maryland. The Green Line would have been lengthened northward from the Greenbelt station to Laurel, Maryland, and southward from the Branch Avenue station to Brandywine, Maryland. The Blue Line initially consisted of a southwestern branch to Backlick Road and Burke, Virginia, which was never built. The Orange Line would have extended westward through Northern Virginia past the Vienna station, and northeastward past New Carrollton to Bowie, Maryland. Alternatively, the Blue Line would have been extended east past Largo Town Center to Bowie. The future Silver Line was also included in this proposal.[16]

    In 2001, officials considered realigning the Blue Line between Rosslyn and Stadium–Armory stations by building a bridge or tunnel from Virginia to a new station in Georgetown. Blue Line trains share a single tunnel with Orange Line and Silver Line trains to cross the Potomac River. The current tunnel limits service in each direction, creating a choke point.[196] The proposal was later rejected due to cost,[197] but Metro again started considering a similar scenario in 2011.[198]

    In 2005 the Department of Defense announced that it would be shifting 18,000 jobs to Fort Belvoir in Virginia and at least 5,000 jobs to Fort Meade in Maryland by 2012, as part of that year’s Base Realignment and Closure plan. In anticipation of such a move, local officials and the military proposed extending the Blue and Green Lines to service each base. The proposed extension of the Green Line could cost $100 million per mile ($60 million per kilometer), and a light rail extension to Fort Belvoir was estimated to cost up to $800 million. Neither proposal has established timelines for planning or construction.[199][200]

    The Virginia Department of Transportation (VDOT) announced on January 18, 2008, that it and the Virginia Department of Rail and Public Transportation (DRPT) had begun work on a draft environmental impact statement (EIS) for the I-66 corridor in Fairfax and Prince William counties. According to VDOT the EIS, officially named the I-66 Multimodal Transportation and Environment Study, would focus on improving mobility along I-66 from the Capital Beltway (I-495) interchange in Fairfax County to the interchange with U.S. Route 15 in Prince William County. The EIS also allegedly includes a four-station extension of the Orange Line past Vienna. The extension would continue to run in the I-66 median and would have stations at Chain Bridge Road, Fair Oaks, Stringfellow Road and Centreville near Virginia Route 28 and U.S. Route 29.[201] In its final report published June 8, 2012, the study and analysis revealed that an “extension would have a minimal impact on Metrorail ridership and volumes on study area roadways inside the Beltway and would therefore not relieve congestion in the study corridor.”[202]

    In 2011 Metro began studying the needs of the system through 2040. WMATA subsequently published a study on the alternatives, none of which were funded for planning or construction.[198][203] New Metro rail lines and extensions under consideration as part of this long term plan included:

    • a new line which parallels the Capital Beltway[203]:7
    • a new Brown Line from the Friendship Heights station to White Oak, Maryland, which would pass through the District and Silver Spring[203]:6
    • rerouting the Yellow Line to either a new alignment, or a new tunnel parallel to the Green Line, in the District north of the Potomac River[203]:4
    • a 5-station spur of the Green Line to National Harbor in Maryland[203]:9
    • re-routing the Blue or Silver Lines in the District and/or building a separate express route for the Silver Line in Virginia[203]:5
    • extensions to existing lines, including:[203]:8–9
      • Red Line northwest to Metropolitan Grove (2 stations)
      • Orange Line east to Bowie (3 stations) or west to Centreville or Gainesville (3 or 5 stations, respectively)
      • Yellow Line south to Lorton (8 stations)
      • Green Line northeast to BWI Airport (6 stations) or southeast to White Plains (6 stations)
      • Blue Line east to Bowie (5 stations) or southwest to Potomac Mills (4 stations)
      • Silver Line northeast to Leesburg (3 stations)
    • four inter-line connections to allow greater service flexibility[203]:10
    • several infill stations on existing lines[203]:11

    Individual and infill stations[edit]

    Before construction on Metro began, a proposed station was put forward for the Kennedy Center. Congress had already approved the construction of a station on the Orange/Blue/Silver Lines at 23rd and H Streets, near George Washington University, at the site of what is now Foggy Bottom station. According to a Washington Post article from February 1966, rerouting the line to accommodate a station under the Center would cost an estimated $12.3 million.[204] The National Capital Transportation Agency‘s administrator, Walter J. McCarter, suggested that the Center “may wish to enhance the relationship to the station by constructing a pleasant, above-ground walkway from the station to the Center,” referring to the soon-to-be-built Foggy Bottom station. Rep. William B. Widnall, Republican of New Jersey, used it as an opportunity to push for moving the Center to a central, downtown location.[205]

    The 2011 Metro transit-needs study identified five additional sites where infill stations could be built. These included Kansas Avenue and Montgomery College on the Red Line, respectively in Northwest D.C. and Rockville, Maryland; Oklahoma Avenue on the Blue, Orange, and Silver Lines near the D.C. Armory in Northeast D.C.; Eisenhower Valley on the Blue Line in Alexandria, Virginia; and the St. Elizabeths Hospital campus on the Green Line in Southwest D.C.[203]:11

    Related non-WMATA projects[edit]

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    Proposed route of the Purple Line

    A number of light rail and urban streetcar projects have been proposed to extend or supplement service provided by Metro. Like the Silver Line in Virginia, the proposed Purple Line has been in planning since the 1980s.[206] The project was originally envisioned as a circular heavy rail line connecting the outer stations on each branch of the Metrorail system, in a pattern roughly mirroring the Capital Beltway.[207] The current proposal would create a light rail system in Maryland between the Bethesda and New Carrollton stations by way of Silver Spring and College Park. Such a plan would connect both branches of the Red Line to the Green and Orange Lines, and would decrease the travel time between suburban Metro stations.[206][208]

    The Corridor Cities Transitway (CCT) is a proposed 15-mile (24 km) bus rapid transit line that would link Clarksburg, Maryland, in northern Montgomery County with the Shady Grove station on the Red Line.[209] Assuming that the anticipated federal, state, and local government funds are provided, construction of the first 9 miles (14 km) of the system would begin in 2018.[210]

    In 2005, a Maryland lawmaker proposed a light rail system to connect areas of Southern Maryland, especially the rapidly growing area around the town of Waldorf, to the Branch Avenue station on the Green Line.[211]

    The District of Columbia Department of Transportation is building the new D.C. Streetcar system to improve transit connectivity within the District. A tram line to connect Bolling Air Force Base to the Anacostia station and was originally expected to open in 2010. Streetcar routes have been proposed in the Atlas District, Capitol Hill, and the K Street corridor.[212] After seven years of construction, the Atlas District route, known as the H/Benning Street route, opened on February 27, 2016.[213]

    In 2013, the Georgetown Business Improvement District proposed a gondola lift between Georgetown and Rosslyn as an alternative to placing a Metro stop at Georgetown in its 2013–2028 economic plans.[214] Washington, D.C and Arlington County have been conducting feasibility studies for it since 2016.[214]

    Dream 10,239 Seoul Metro Expansion Plans

    Some possible metro extensions I’d love to see

    extending the gold line to Ganghwa island

    extending a line down Ganghwa and over to the airport

    extending the Maglev across Yeongjongdo and linking Changha international city and Songdo 

    the  uijeongbu LRT Should be extended to Nowon

     

     A line should be built between Songdo and the International Airport, and Kimpo airport as well

    the maglev around the island project needs to be accelerated

    the maglev in Incheon city should be operated as a rapid transit line not just as a novelty for tourists.

    the ARA should be extended to Muido with the terminus the beaches at the end of the island with two other stops on the island and one stop before Youngju station. The maglev should be extended to the beaches

    the maglev should be extended to Songdo. In the meantime a RTB  line should be set up

    the planned bridge to Change should be accelerated and include a subway line or Maglev line

    the planned bride to Ganghwa should be expanded to include maglev or subway lines

    the gold line should be extended to Ganghwa 

    Line 3,4,5,6.7, 8 and 9 lines should be extended on both ends

    Other possible extensions include extending a line south to Sejong City and Taejon.

    Finally an outer loop ring line should be consorted as well linking the end lines of many of the lines

     

     

     

     

  • Duane Poetree Poems 2016-2019

    Duane Poetree Poems 2016-2019

    Cosmos Poem’s published on Duane’s Poetree.

    My friend, Duane Voorhes, who I have known for decades, has a great poetry site and has published a number of my poems. Here they are.

    The url is jake cosmos aller poems on poetree

    Duane Poetree Publishes Sandwich Choicese

    Enjoy

    The Shape of History

    Once I too had ambition
    I had the usual dreams of glory and grandeur
    All I wanted to be was to be a great creative genius

    Only I did not know
    How to kiss ass creatively

    Once I had dreams of greatness
    I would be glorious and free
    All would envy and admire

    This man so noble and great
    Now I am tied down in mirthless mire

    Once I hustled
    Once I took no shit from anyone
    Once I wanted the universe

    Now I am contented to shit
    And refuse to bustle
    Why bother anymore

    In the gathering gloom
    Of the foreseeable future

    One thing is certain
    I do not want a room

    On the scrap heap of society
    And yet that might be my fate

    Strong Wine

    One night
    I was staring
    In my wine glass

    Deep in thought
    When I saw
    Something in my wine
    That haunts me still

    I saw in the bottom of the glass
    Evil doers abandon evil
    And became saints

    I saw rich men give up
    Their awesome greed
    And poor people
    Awarded dignity

    And all men
    Became brothers

    All women
    Became sisters

    And war ended once and for all
    And peace broke out
    And hatred disappeared

    And I stared
    Into my glass wine

    I drink the wine
    Hoping the vision

    Would infect me
    And change the world

    But alas the world
    Remained the same

    The evil doers came back
    The rich continued to conspire
    And the poor still remained poor
    And the war continued on and on

    So I drank my wine
    And went to sleep

    Saturday, March 16, 2019

    The Revolution Is Coming

    A revolution is coming
    I can feel it in my bones

    A revolution is coming
    And it will wipe out
    The collapsing edifices
    Of the American Empire

    The masses are rising up
    To throw off their chains
    And demand justice

    The masses are coming
    For the masters of the universe
    Their days are numbered
    And they know it too

    One day
    The masses will rise up
    Storm the citadels of power

    Arresting the corrupt leaders
    In the name of revolutionary justice

    Stringing them up
    Executing them
    One by one

    As the revolutionary fires
    Consume the nation

    And I can’t wait
    For the revolution
    Is long over due

    Until I met the end
    Of my life

    Still wondering what it all meant

     

    Rambling Man – Where Do I Belong?

    I have been a rambling man
    All my adult life

    Grew up in Berkeley, California
    Went to college in Hayward and Oberlin

    During my lost year
    Lost in a fog of booze and pot

    Then I came back to reality
    And went to college

    In Stockton, California
    The Central Valley

    Ohio transplanted to California
    Then after four years in Stockton

    With extended weekends
    And breaks in Berkeley

    I became an expatriate wanderer
    Peace Corps worker in Korea

    Then taught ESL in Korea
    For four years

    Occasionally returning to my home
    But always wanting to be elsewhere

    Then back to Korea

    And then Seattle for four years
    Driving back and forth to the bay area
    Stopping off in Southern Oregon

    Eventually bought a house and duplex
    In Southern Oregon

    Vaguely thinking we would retire there
    Some day when my rambling ways were over

    Then back to Korea for three more years
    Then I joined the Foreign service

    And my wife the military
    And I wandered the world again

    Always somewhere
    Always dreaming of my next somewhere

    Never there
    As I was a permanent expat

    And a diplomat to boot
    Never a local

    But never really felt I belong there
    Or in the America
    That was becoming more and more
    A foreign land
    The longer I stayed away

    I stayed on in DC for almost ten years
    Off and on
    But never really felt that I belong there

    I was too West Coast in my heart
    And DC seemed to be

    Just a place to stay
    In between travels

    Stayed in Thailand
    Then later India
    And Eastern Caribbean
    And later Spain

    Traveled to 45 countries
    Lived in ten

    And now I am retired
    Still torn between

    living the expat life
    In Seoul, Korea

    And returning to the West Coast
    And occasionally back to DC
    And Florida as well

    And I wonder
    Where do I belong

    Where do I belong
    Other than wherever
    My wife and I end up

    Neither here nor there
    Half way there

    And so is that my fate
    Never to really belong

    Never to have roots in the ground
    Always wanting to be somewhere else

    Always a stranger in my native land
    And a stranger in my other home
    Across the sea

    There is no answer to these questions
    As the rambling urge comes again

    And I prepare to move yet again
    Hoping someday I will be

    Somewhere where I can stop
    These rambling blues
    And really be there

    More Coffee Blues

    One morning as I drank my fake coffee
    I needed to go out and get a cup of real coffee

    The fake coffee just did not do the trick
    It tasted almost like the real thing

    But just did not have that kick
    And I needed it bad
    I needed the real coffee buzz

    I realized that I was a coffee addict
    I tried to just drink decaf

    But it was boring
    And almost as bad as the fake coffee
    That I drank

    Caffeine was bad for me
    I knew it

    But I craved the rush
    Craved the intense buzz
    Craved the hyperactivity

    Kept me up all day
    And caused me nightmares

    Sometimes for days on end
    I knew I could not handle it

    But like all addicts
    I needed my coffee buzz

    And so, I once more
    Drank my drug of choice

    And entered the coffee zone
    As I fried my brain
    With caffeine

    The last legal drug
    In neo-puritan America

    And I smiled as I gave in
    To the intoxicating smell
    And flavor of my coffee
    And surrender my free will

    And drank my coffee
    Waiting for the nightmares to come

    Sandwich Choices

    Fake Food Poems

    There are so many choices to be had
    When ordering a sandwich

    What kind of bread
    What kind of meat or any meat
    What kind of cheese or any cheese
    Whether to have sprouts or not
    Whether to have a pickle or not

    Whether to go with a classic peanut butter
    And something sandwich

    I loved peanut butter sandwiches
    As a kid

    Peanut butter and sweet pickles were my favorite
    Peanut butter and banana is good also

    Peanut butter and strawberry jam
    What a delightful memory

    My current favorite

    Is a BLT with sprouts, avocado, and kosher dill pickles.
    Heirloom red tomatoes one slice per each half

    Avocado one half per each half
    One half pickle on each half

    Bacon cooked just right – well done but not black
    Sprouts and lettuce just right

    Tillamook Yellow smoked cheddar cheese
    On each half

    On gluten free bread
    with chipotle mayo
    And Dijon mustard

    Cut in half

    Truly a sandwich made in heaven
    And bacon makes everything
    Taste so damn nice

    And God if you are reading this poem
    You had better prepare them for me
    Or Heaven will not be worth it

    Does Satan serve BLT sandwiches
    I wonder

    Probably not
    Probably you become the bacon
    In his hell sandwiches

    The Decline of America

    Year of Chaos Finally Ends

    outlaw poetry

    You see it everywhere
    The unmistakable signs

    That the decline of America
    Is in full swing

    As our emperor in waiting
    Withdraws the US

    From the climate change agreement
    Giving the proverbial finger
    To 195 world leaders

    And ignoring the personal appeal
    Of the G7 and the Pope

    Making America Great
    By making America all alone
    In its growing irrelevance

    As the world leaders turn away
    From dealing with the US

    And we have gone past the tipping point
    There is nowhere left to go
    But downward

    As the Empire begins to collapse
    Victim of imperial overreach
    Like all empires before

    The DC metro on a good day
    Is a broken-down remnant
    Of a once proud system

    On a bad day
    It is an accident that happens
    Over and over again
    Killing and maiming people

    The future of mass transit
    Its proponents said

    The interstate highway system
    Is falling apart day by day
    Our bridges are falling down
    Our transit is a world joke

    The cost of rebuilding America mounts
    And our politicians are afraid
    That it will cost trillions of dollars

    Just to prevent the US from collapsing
    Into third world irrelevance

    And our idiot president’s answer
    Is to sell our highways and bridges
    To the highest foreign bidder

    Treating the US as just another failed company
    Ready to be stripped for cash and profits
    By the vulture capitalists who took over the government

    We have the world’s most expensive military
    A million dollars per missile

    And yet we can’t find the money
    To provide decent health care for all

    Bombs and tax cuts for the wealthy
    Are the only things
    That the Republicans care about

    And the world looks in amazement
    At the clown boy President

    As he struts about
    Looking more and more
    Like some Banana Republic
    President for life

    With his family grabbing as much loot
    As they can
    From the federal government

    Before the coming revolution
    Overthrows them

    When did we start this decline?
    Some say 1960s started it
    Others say Nixon’s to blame

    Others claim that it was Carter’s fault
    Or Saint Reagan’s fault

    Or the other boy President GW Bush
    Or Obama the fake American’s fault

    Does it really matter
    All I know
    Is the America I knew

    The can do anything country
    The country that went to the moon
    Is alas no more

    And I morn for our lost liberties
    Our lost sense of purpose

    Our lost sense that America
    Was the last great hope of Mankind

    And still I wonder
    Can America be made great again?
    As our President Trump proclaims

    The end times approaches
    Nuclear war is talked about

    Another missile crisis
    And instead of JFK leading the country
    We have Donald John Trump

    The one and only
    The greatest con man
    To ever get elected

    And I fear the end is in sight
    As America begins its decline

    Will we be one country
    Or will we erupt into a civil war

    Can we survive
    Two nations divided
    Into the red and blue camps

    The coastal elites and multiethnic cities
    And Jesus land in the rural hinterlands
    And the deep south remains apart

    The right claims that the left has started it
    And the left claims that the right has started it

    And both sides claim that the civil war
    Is inevitable

    A fight for the future of our country
    Will we go back to the mythical past
    When white men ruled the land
    And women and minorities knew their place
    And gays stayed in the closet?

    Or will we embrace a progressive future
    With an economy that works for all

    And a world in which there is no ethnic majority anymore
    And women and men are equal
    And the GLBT community has full rights

    I have no answer
    It seems the end is coming
    Sooner than we think

    As Emperor Trump leads us
    Down a dark, strange dangerous path

    And so, it goes
    The decline of empires

    And I pray
    That I may survive
    The end of times

    Suburban Laundromat
    – thanks to Don Teeter for the inspiration
    from a FB posting

    Suburban Laundromat Scenes

    Suburban laundromat
    Anywhere USA

    I often go to a suburban laundromat
    Near my suburban apartment

    I can sit in my car
    Listen to jazz, classical or blues
    On my car’s radio

    And watch my machine
    Doing its suburban laundry duty

    Just spinning and spinning and cleaning
    Doing its thing its laundry thing

    The neighborhood is anywhere USA
    Strip malls, apartment houses, townhouses

    A fire station, a police station
    Banks, cell phone shops

    Restaurants from around the world
    At the parking lot’s edge

    As I approach I notice
    Gentlemen of the off-grid class

    Sitting among their Hogs
    Stoned off the semi legal weed

    Smiling at me
    With an I don’t give a fuck attitude

    That is somewhat contagious
    They tell stories

    Paranoid ramblings
    Containing a kernel of truth

    As they watch their clothes
    Like a hawk

    The clothes spin and spin and spin
    As the laundry machine does its laundry thing

    The machines don’t care about what we humans think
    They just do their duty as the man says

    Across the old run down boulevard
    The light rail line uses a right of way
    That dates to the mid 1850’s

    An old Indian game trail perhaps
    That the white man turned into the first road
    In these parts

    People come and go
    Some in cars

    Some on foot
    People from all over the world

    Speaking languages from everywhere
    But all understand English to some extent

    And many understand Spanish to some extent
    I feel everyone is united

    Chiefly by their transience
    And think back on old Latin saying

    Sic transit Gloria mundi
    And wonder if these are the end days

    And ask the laundry machine
    What does it think

    The laundry machine pauses
    Seems to think

    And looks at me
    Almost saying

    WTF do you think
    A laundry machine knows?

    And so, I gather my items
    Nod to the regulars

    Who interrupt their endless paranoid arguments
    Acknowledging my existence

    And I stumble back
    To my suburban apartment
    Truly paradise on earth

     

    Where am I going to?

    Rambling man
    Where are you going to?
    When will you settle down

    Last summer I drove across the country
    31 States
    Ten national parks
    10,000 miles

    Saw fly over country
    DC
    Virginia spent the night at Ft Lee
    North Carolina
    South Carolina
    Georgia spent the night at naval base
    Florida spent five days at AFB in Tampa
    Florida Tallahassee spend the night
    Alabama spent the night in Birmingham
    Arkansas spent the night in Hot Springs
    lost
    money
    Mississippi
    Missouri
    Oklahoma spent the night in Midwest city
    Texas spent the night in Amarillo
    New Mexico spent the night in Albuquerque lost money
    Arizona stopped by the side of the road in Winslow
    Drove part of route 66
    Nevada Las Vegas lost money
    Nevada Reno lost money
    Nevada Topanah lost money
    Northern California
    Oregon Ashland stayed a month
    Oregon spent night in small town
    Drove down highway 395 loneliest highway in the US
    Idaho spent the night in Burl
    Wyoming spent five days in Grand Tetons
    South Dakota Rapid City
    Minnesota spent the night in the twin city’s saw the Mall of America
    Illinois Chicago Yeah
    Indiana nowhere villa
    Wisconsin Madison nice town
    Ohio spent the night outside Columbus
    Pennsylvania Pittsburgh
    West Virginia
    Virginia
    DC
    Then back to Korea
    Next year will go to Washington State, Montana, Idaho and down to Zion Canyon

    Looking Out My Window

    I look out my window
    On the parking lot

    And see the mad cat
    That lives underneath
    the apartment house

    And look out at the park
    Thinking of taking a walk

    The cat looks at me
    Kindred spirits perhaps
    Retired waiting to die

    Lost and Found

     

    I was lost
    And you found me

    You walked out of my dreams
    And into my life

    And that made all the difference
    In the world

    As you entered my life
    I was all alone in this cruel world

    And you provided shelter
    And comfort

    I did not know what I wanted
    And you gave me what I wanted

    You gave me meaning
    You gave me purpose

    You gave me love
    And understanding

    peace and happiness
    Joy, laughter and fun

    You were endlessly fascinating
    Could not keep my eyes off of you

    You were the most beautiful women
    In the world to me

    And you still are
    So many years later

    Like a fine bottle of wine
    Gets better with age

    And you gave me
    Endless nights of wild love making

    Which has gotten better
    As well

    And I fell under your spell
    from the day I met you

    I was lost
    And you found me

    And if you go first
    I will be lost again

    Can’t live without you
    By my side

    Thus is has always been
    Between us

    We are so entangled
    So interwoven

    And that is the way
    It was meant to me

    Incheon 2016

    I live in Incheon
    Part of the 3 million people who live here
    Mostly Koreans
    90,000 foreigners though live here too

    My apartment is next to a park
    And I walk almost daily in the mountains
    Losing myself in the hills
    Overlooking the airport

    The town has lots of restaurants
    Places too go
    Things to do

    And the airport is next door

    Soon there will be a casino complex opening up
    As they turn this quiet suburban village
    Into a Mini-Las Vegas
    Complete with a strip

    Can’t wait

    Going to Seoul is a snap
    50 minutes on the train

    And I am there
    Wherever I want to be

    Korea is turning out to be
    A good place to live

    So much better
    Than it was when I first arrived in 1979
    And it was grim back then

    Now it is the toast of Asia
    And for that I am glad

    Rapid City No Where

    Summer 2016
    We drove across the country
    Just the wife and me

    10,000 miles
    31 states
    Three months on the road

    I now know why people don’t live
    In South Dakota

    Hot, dry dusty
    Windy as hell

    Black Hills are nice
    But after seeing Mt. Rushmore
    There is not much left to do

    Rapid City did not impress me
    Nor did Sioux Falls

    And wall drugs
    Well the free water was nice
    But it is a nothing town
    In a nothing state

    On the edge of the badlands
    And the Sioux reservation

    There is a reason the Indians live there
    No one else wanted the land

    And they are warehoused there
    So I drove through Rapid City

    And thought that it is the heart
    of Trump Land

    The land of the forgotten
    The left behind

    Just another nothing burger of a State
    In the middle of nowhere
    Truly flyover country

    a million ways to say I love you

    They say
    There are a million ways
    To say I love you

    In this day and age
    I could only find
    In my computer’s brain

    The words to say I love you
    In 100 languages Spoken on this planet

    Someday I may be able
    To say the simple words

    I love you
    In all known languages

    This will have to suffice for a start
    So I will say it

    Loud, and clear
    Just so you understand:

    MandarinWǒ ài nǐ
    Spanishte amo, te quiero
    EnglishI love you
    Hindimain tumse pyar karta hoon
    Arabic Ahabak
    Portugueseeu te amo
    Bengali Āmi tōmāẏa bhālōbās
    Russian ya  lyublyu tebya
    Japanese watashi wa, anata o aishiteimasu
    Punjabi maiṁ tuhānū pi’āra karadā hāṁ
    Germanich liebe dich
    Javanese Aku tresna sampeyan Wu
    (Shanghainese)(ngu eh nóng)Ngu long hushin long lahMalay
    Indonesia nsaya sayang awak
    Korean salanghae
    Telugu nēnu ninnu prēmistunnānu
    Vietnamese anh yêu em
    French je t’aime
    Marathi mī tujhyāvara prēma karatō
    Tamil nāṉ uṉṉai kātali kkiṟēṉ
    Urdu – (mein ap say muhabat karta hoon)
    farsi– (mein ap say muhabat karti hoon)
    Persian/Farsi(asheghetam) used in poetry and songs – (dūset dāram)
    Turkish seni seviyorum
    Cantonesengóh oi néih
    Italianti amo
    ThaiP̄hm rạk khuṇ
    GujaratiHuṁ tanē prēma karuṁ chu
    Basque maite zaitut
    Polish kocham Cię
    Pashto(za la ta sara meena kawom)
    KannadaNānu ninnannu prītisuttēne
    Malayalamñān ninne snēhikkunnu
    Sundaneseabdi bogoh ka anjeun
    ChamorroHu guiaya hao
    Hausa Ina son ka
    Burmese Main nkohkyittaal
    Oriyamu tumoku bhala paye
    ArmenianYes sirum yem k’yez
    Ukrainianya tebe lyublyu
    Bhojpurihum tohse pyaar kareni
    TagalogIniibig kita
    Yorubamo nifẹ rẹ
    Maithilihawm ahāṃ se prem karechi
    Sindhi Man tokhe prem karyan ti or Man tokhe prem karyan to
    Uzbek Men seni Sevaman
    AmharicEwedihalehu
    Fulami yidi ma
    Igbo a hụrụ m gị n’anya
    OromoSin jaalladha’
    Romaniante iubesc
    AzerbaijaniMən səni sevirəm
    Manipuri/Meiteiəi-nə nəng-bu nung-shi
    ChichewaNdimakukonda
    Ndi makukondani
    Cebuanogihigugma TIKA
    Dutchik hou van je
    KurdishEz hej te dikim
    Serbo-CroatianVolim te
    Malagasy tiako ianao
    Nepali Ma timīlā’ī māyā garchu
    Saraikimẽ tenū̃ piār kardā hā̃
    Santaliing aming sibilama
    Khmerkhnhom​ sralanh​ anak
    Sinhale semama oyāṭa ādareyi
    BambaraM’bi fe
    Assamese môi apunak bhal paû
    Madurese Kula tresna / panjengan
    Somali Waan ku jeclahay
    Magahi həm t̪oːraː seː pjaːr kərə hɪjoː/
    DogriMinjo tere naal pyar hega
    Marwari main tanne pyaar karoon
    Hungarian Szeretlek
    Chewandimakukondani
    Kinyar wanda Ndagukunda
    Greek Se agapó
    AkanTwiMe dor wo
    Khasii eit ieit
    Kazakhmen seni jaqsı köremin
    TswanaKe a go rata
    Hebrew(man to a woman) –
    “Ani Ohev Otach”
    (woman to a man) –
    “Ani Ohevet Otcha”
    (woman to a woman) –
    “Ani Ohevet Otach”
    (man to a man) –
    “Ani Ohev Otcha”
    Zulu Ngiyakuthanda
    CzechMiluji tě
    KinyarwandaNdagukunda
    Kokanihav tujo mog korta
    Haitian CreoleMwen renmen ou
    AfrikaansEk het jou lief
    Ilokano Ayayatenka, (ay-aya-ten kaw)
    QuechuaKuyayki
    KirundiNdagukunda
    Swedishjag älskar dig
    HmongKuv hlub koj
    ShonaNdinokuda
    HiligaynonPalangga ko ikaw
    Guina higugma ko ikaw
    Uyghur(Män sızni söyümän)
    Balochi Tu mana doost biyeh
    Belarusian ja ciabie kachaju
    Mossi Kei te aroha au ki a koe
    Xhosa ndiyakuthanda
    KonkaniHav tukka Mog Karta
    Gaelic Gra

    I love you in multiple language

    Angel Of Desire

    One day,
    A long, long,
    long long
    long time ago

    In a distant land
    and place
    There lived
    a lonely, wretched man

    He was filled with anger,
    hatred and despair
    All was lost,
    darkness and gloom

    He wandered
    the world
    Here
    and there

    Looking
    for something
    He knew not what
    he was looking for

    Then one fine evening
    He looked up and saw
    A vision,
    an angel of delight

    A woman of divine splendor
    A lady so fantastic
    He thought
    surely he was dreaming

    He did not know
    what to say
    He did not
    know what to do

    All he could do
    Was stare
    at this unearthly vision
    that had appeared before him

    He approached her
    He needed her
    He wanted her
    he desired her

    He knew that
    if he could
    not have her
    He would surely die

    His mind was aflutter
    His mind was filled
    With the vision of that beauty
    Overwhelming him with desire

    Soon he met her
    Wooed her,
    married her

    Life
    changed forever
    from that
    moment forward

    The gloom lifted
    The darkness
    was banished

    Sunshine
    filled his heart
    And music
    filled his ears

    Every time
    he looked at her
    His heart went aflutter
    He could not live without her

    Then one day
    This man
    was forced to live
    Another life of loneliness

    Despair and Darkness
    All around
    him yet again

    The lady of his dreams
    The angel of his desire
    Lives 10,000 miles away

    Leaving him
    in darkness,
    gloom and despair

    The only hope he has
    Is that soon,
    one day

    This separation will end
    Forever more

    And then
    he will be complete yet again
    With his Angel of Desire

    And the Darkness, gloom and anger
    Will be banished forever more
    In the brightness of her eternal smile

    So he lies down to sleep
    And sees
    his Angel in his dreams

    Wakes up with a smile
    Knowing soon
    he will be with her

    Forever more together
    With his Angel of Desire

    Spin Masters Spinning Away the Day

    Every moment
    I turn on the TV

    What do I see
    Nothing but liars
    laying down lies
    Spin Masters spinning
    spam of deceit

    Chanting
    The truth will set you free
    White is black
    Black is white

    Lies are true
    Truth is a lie
    Lies will set you free

    I see nothing
    But politicos
    Dropping down lies

    UN truths masquerading as the truth
    Oh so sincerely
    The lies spew forth so sweetly
    From their corrupted lips

    The toxic wastes
    Spree out of my TV set
    Infecting my soul
    With paranoid distrust

    And I vainly try
    I do try
    God do I try
    To the find

    The nugget of truth
    Buried deep in the dark, dank, dangerous
    Black, evil miasmic mists

    Given off
    By the talking heads on TV
    So I leave my house
    So full of doubt

    And wander about
    Looking for the truth
    Some semblance of hope
    Something to drive away
    The dark despair in my heart

    And I look up
    And see a solitary cherry tree

    High up on a hill top street
    Infusing the air
    With its sweat ambrosia

    And I smile
    Knowing
    Someday soon

    The national nightmare
    Of rule by the body snatched
    Resident evil ones
    pawns of Hell

    Descendants of dread Cthulhu
    The ancient ones

    Yes the darkness
    That has descended upon the world
    One day
    Will be pierced by the light
    Of clarity and truth

    And the evil ones
    The body snatched aliens
    Inhabiting our leaders
    Will be banished

    Back to the hell hole
    They crawled out

    This much I know
    And it is enough

    To make me smile
    Laugh and hope
    Again

    coffee

    Hot as hell, heavenly sweet
    My daily hot coffee fix
    Sends Me to Heaven then Crashes into Hell

    Snarling Cup of Coffee

    I like to start my day
    with a hot cup of coffee
    I pound down the coffee

    First thing I do every day as the dawning sun
    Lights up my lonesome room

    Yeah, but not just a simple cup of java Joe, but a God damn snarling sarcastic smarmy cup of coffee
    I mean, – we are talking about an alcoholic, all speed ahead, always hot, always fresh, always there when I need it, angry, attitude talk to the hand Ztude, bad, bad assed, beats breaking, beatnik, bluesy, bitter, bitchy, bombs away, capitalistic, caffeinated up the ass, cinematic, communistic, Colombian grown, Costa Rican inspired, Cowabunga to the max, crazy assed, devilishly angelic, divine, divinely inspired, dyslexic, epic, extreme vetting, evil eye, expensive, erotic vision inducing, Ethiopian coffee house brewed, euphoric, freaky, freazoid, foxy, Frenched kissed, French brewed, funkified, foxy lady, graphic, GOD in my coffee, with Allah, Ganesh, Jesus, Kali, Buddha, Christians, Durga, Hindus, Mohamed, Jesus and Mo and their friend, the cosmic bar maid, Sai Babai, Shiva, Taoists, Zoroastrians, drinking my god damned coffee in Hell;

    growling, gnarly, happy, hard as ice, Hawaian blessed, high as a kite, hippie, hip, hipster, hip hoppy, hot as hell yet strangely sweet as heaven, jazzy, jealous, Kerouac approved, kick ass, kick my god damn ass to Tuesday, kick down the doors and take no prisoners, grown in the Vietnam highlands by exVietcong, Guatemalan grown, kiss ass, illegal in every state, imported from all over the god damn world,

    insane, lovely, loony, lonely, lonesome, malodorous mean old rotten, motherfucking, nasty, narcotic, never whatever, never meh, never cold, not approved by the CIA, not approved by DHS, not approved for human consumption by the FDA, not your daddy’s sissified corporate cup of coffee, NOT DECAFE coffee, not your Denny’s truck driver weak as brown water cup of fake coffee, not your establishment friendly cup of coffee, Not your FBI coffee, Not FAKE Herbal coffee substitute, but a real cup of coffee, not your farmer brothers dinner crap, not made in America for Americans, not safe for work, not your Starbucks average expensive overpriced crappy corporate chain cup of coffee, Not pretentious, Not White House approved, not State Department safe, nuclear, Not Patriotic, operatic, Peets’s coffee approved,

    paranoid, pornographic, psychotic, pontific, politically aware, rapping, rhyming, right here, right now in River city, rock and roll up the Yazoo, sad, sadistic, sarcastic, sassy, satanic, schizoid, shitting, silly, sexy, smarmy, smelly, smooth, snarky, snarling, stupid, stinking, sweet as honey, sweat inducing, symphonic, Trump can’t handle this coffee, vengeful, Wagnerian, wicked, with nutmeg and cinnamon swirls, with a hint of stevia, with a hint of vanilla, with a hint of rum, with a hint of whisky, with a hint of cherry, with a hint of fruit overtones, with a hint of drugs spicing up the coffee, spendific, speeding, splendid, superior accept no substitutes, survived the Vietnam war, the Iraq war, the Afghan war, the first and Second Korean war, World War 11, the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on black people, the sexual revolution,

    Soulful as a summer’s night in MOTOWN- James Brown approved, TOP approved, Berkeley approved, the coffee that Jimmy Hendrix drank before he died, the coffee that Elvis drank on his last breakfast, the coffee that Barry White crooned as he drank his cup of coffee – and the coffee that made the white boy play stand up and play that funky music, the coffee that made Jonny B Goode play his guitar, and made Jonny bet the devil his soul after he drank his morning cup of righteous coffee and the coffee that make the Rolling Stones Rock and Roll, the coffee your mother warned you against drinking, the coffee that Napoleon drank when he became the Emperor of all Europe, the Coffee that Beethoven drank when he wrote the Ninth symphony, the coffee that Mozart drank as he wrote his last symphony, the coffee that Lincoln drank before he was killed, the Hemingway drank before he killed himself, the coffee that started the 60’s, and ended the 20th century,

    the coffee that Lenin drank as he plotted revolution, the coffee that Hitler and Stalin drank with FDR as they divided up the world after World War 11, the cup that JFK drank before he was blown away, the coffee Jerry drinks while driving in cars with random celebrities and political figures, the coffee that Jon Stewart drinks before he goes on an epic take down of some foolish politico, the cup of Arabic coffee that Sadaam drank the day he was executed, the coffee that GW and Cheney drank when they bombed Baghdad, the Indian cup of coffee that Bid Laden drank before 9-11 and just before the seals blew his ass to hell, the cup of coffee that Tiger Woods drank with his mistresses while playing a 3, 000 dollar round of golf at Sandy Lane golf course in Barbados, the last legal drug that does what drugs should do, the cup of coffee that Obama drank when he became President, Vietnamese, Vienna brew, wacky, whimsical,

    Whisky Tango Foxtrot, wild, weird, wonderful, WOW, Yabba dabba doo! Yada Yada yada Zappa’s favorite cup of cosmic coffee, and Zorro’s last cup of coffee, Good to the last drop rolled into one simple cup of hot coffee

    As I pound down that first cup of coffee
    And fire up my synaptic nerve endings with endless supplies
    Of caffeine induced neuron enhancing chemicals

    I face the dawning day with trepidation and mind-numbing fear
    turn on the TV and watch the smarmy newscasters in their perfect hair
    Lying through their teeth

    About the great success the government
    is having Following
    the great leader’s latest pronouncements

    I want to scream
    and shoot the TV
    and run out side

    Shouting
    “Stop the world.
    I want to get off this fucking crazy planet”

    The earth does not care a whit
    about my attitude

    It merely shrugs
    and moves around the Sun
    In its appointed daily run

    And I sit down
    The madness dissipating a bit

    And enjoy my second cup
    Of heaven and hell
    In my morning cup of Joe

    Ode to Coffee

    Mistress of sacred love
    Sacred lady of desire

    You start my day
    Setting my heart on fire
    With your dark delicious flavor

    And throughout the day
    Whenever the mean old blues come by
    You chase them away
    With your bitter sweet ambrosial brew

    Every time I inhale your witches’ brew
    I am filled with power, light and love
    And everything is all right Jack
    If only for a few fleeting minutes

    I love you oh coffee goddess
    In all your magical forms

    In the dark coffee of the dawning day
    In the sizzling coffee in the mid morning break
    In the afternoon siesta break
    And in the post dinner dessert drink

    I love you my coffee mistress
    You are my refuge
    From this horrid world

    And you are my secret lover
    Never disappoint me, ever
    I’ve never had a bad cup
    Of that I can be sure

    Even the dismal coffee
    Served at Denny’s at 3 am
    Is still sweet loving coffee

    Even the farmer brother’s diner coffee
    Excites me and gets me going
    Asking for another cup of divine delight

    Coffee always is there
    It is always on and piping hot
    With hidden dark secrets
    Swirling in its liquid essence

    Coffee is my last vice
    My only legal vice left

    Coffee does not cheat on me
    It is always faithful, always true
    It does not turn on its friends

    And all it asks in return
    Is that you come back
    Cup after cup after cup

    A good cup of coffee
    Is a little bit of heaven
    In a cup of dark liquid hell

    Coffee is like a drug
    But a good drug that does what is should
    And never complains

    It does not get grouchy
    It does not hurt you

    It does not make you crazy
    But allows the muse to come out
    And play with it

    Coffee led to the American Revolution
    As patriots drank coffee
    To rebel against the aristocratic English tea

    Coffee started the London Stock Market
    And started the gossip mills running

    Every great invention
    Was fed by coffee’s sweet brew sweet allure
    All the great thinkers
    All the great leaders
    All were enslaved to coffee’s magic

    Yeah
    I sing my praises
    Of the great glorious coffee lady

    Long may she continue
    To be my sweet companion

    Long may coffee continue
    To rule my heart
    And set my heart on fire

    I love thee
    Mistress coffee
    And sometimes I think
    You love me too

    No More Coffee Blues

    I love coffee
    Always have

    And coffee has loved me back
    But lately I have soured on her
    Soured on the whole coffee scene

    On the harshness of the morning brew
    And the promises it makes

    As I sip of its nectar
    Drawn into its lair

    Drinking drop by drop
    As the caffeine takes over

    Rewriting my every nerve
    Turning me into a slave
    For its perverted pleasure

    Yes I love coffee
    But I am afraid

    Coffee is a harsh mistress
    Demanding so much of me

    Promising the sun
    And delivering the Moon

    As I drink her swill
    Deepening under her influence

    I have the coffee blues
    Can’t live without her
    Can’t live with her

    I try
    But tea does not cut it
    Not really

    Booze does not do it
    At least not in the morning

    Yoga is not enough of a buzz
    Nor is the runner’s high

    And I am afraid deadly afraid of cocaine
    And speed and drugs and energy drinks

    And so I remain a slave to coffee
    My only legal drug

    As I sip another and fall under her seductive spread
    Once more failing in my resolve

    To skip coffee for that day
    That morning that moment

    I shall never be free of her spell
    Ever and she knows it

    As she beckons me
    Every morning with her intoxicating smell

    And I come to her and drink her brew
    And become her slave again and again

    Falling Rain

    the falling rain
    Of late October
    Fills me with essential dread

    As I rush about
    And end up here
    Wherever here is

    The rain outside
    Seems like the tears of god
    As I sit
    Crying over my beer

    Thinking of lost love
    And failed dreams

    Wondering
    What went wrong?
    And what I can set right?

    And the rain falls
    And the night darkens

    The rain is falling
    All over this man’s world

    And the rain falls
    And I sit

    Drinking my lonesome drink
    Lost in dreams

    Dreaming of what
    Could never be

    Thinking dark thoughts
    And so I sit

    And dream the night away

    The Old Man in The Mirror Must Die

    One early winter morning
    A man went to the mirror
    To do his morning shave
    Just another shave
    Like a thousand, million shaves before

    As he looked into the mirror
    He did not see his face
    Instead he saw a stranger
    Staring out at him

    An old, beat up old man
    With intense sad eyes
    Stared out at him

    The man looked hard
    At the man who had taken
    Over his mirror

    And wondered who he was
    And how and why
    He had taken over his mirror

    The man was perturbed, disturbed
    And a bit angry at the turn of events
    All he wanted to do
    Was shave in peace and quiet

    The man continued to stare
    At the face in the mirror
    And finally could not stand it anymore

    He looked at the mirror
    And said,
    Man in the mirror
    Who or what are you
    And what do you want
    And why have you taken over
    My god damned mirror
    So early in the morn

    The old man
    Merely laughed and resumed staring
    At the man
    The man getting more and more angry
    Demanded an answer
    From the fiend in the mirror

    Who are you, you mocking fiend
    And what do you want from me
    The man screamed

    The old man in the mirror
    Looked at him and said
    Don’t you know who I am
    I am you and you are me

    The man looked at the old man
    And said no, no, no
    I am not you, never will be you
    I am not an old, washed up old man
    I am me – full of life, youth and vitality

    And yet the man knew the truth
    Did not want to admit the truth
    Could not handle the truth
    The old man in the mirror
    Was what he had become

    The man was very angry
    And screamed
    At the old man in the mirror

    The man said you may look like me
    You may sound like me
    You may even smell like me

    But I am not you
    Never have been
    Never will be
    Not going to happen
    Not in a million years

    The man yelled at the old man
    Old man, mocking fiend from hell
    Go to hell old man
    And never darken my mirror again

    And the man stormed out of the house
    And wandered about here and there
    Finally late at night
    He wandered into a bar
    And began drinking the night away

    The man went up to some pretty young things
    And tried to pick them up
    They laughed at him
    Called him a dirty old man
    And told him to go home

    The man went home
    To bed alone
    And drank some more beer
    And dreamt of all of his past loves
    And failed dreams

    Of what he had done
    And failed to do
    And wondered whether his time
    Had come

    The next morning
    He walked into the bathroom
    Determined to confront the old man
    Tell truth to power

    He said, listen up, old man
    You may have won the war
    But not the battle
    I am not you
    And never will be you

    And screaming like an escaped banshee
    Newly freed from the mental institution
    The man shot the old man in the mirror
    Shot him over and over
    Screaming die mocking fiend from hell

    The man woke in the hospital
    An old black doctor came over
    Said sadly
    This white boy ain’t right in the head

    The man laughed insanely
    And saw down the hall
    The old man in the mirror
    Smiling and beckoning to him
    Walking out the window
    And into the dawning sun

    The man got up and walked
    And joined the old man in the mirror
    And smiled as he died

    Brother Keep Preaching

    Two black soul brothers
    Standing on the corner
    In front of Metro center
    On a Friday night

    In the heart of the new evil empire
    The center of the beast
    Hell Central

    Preaching the word of god
    The news of the end of the world
    The proverbial end times
    Were upon us and coming soon

    The commuters, workers and bemused tourists
    Walk on by the preacher men
    Some pay attention, most walk on by
    They did not want to hear
    They did not understand

    And the preacher man kept
    Preaching the word of god
    And no one paid any attention
    None at all

    God is going to punish us
    God is coming soon
    To punish the wicked and the evil
    And to set things right

    God is going to punish the U.S.
    For its arrogance, hubris and hypocrisy
    For its greed and evil
    Disguised as saving the world
    From the evil ones

    God is coming, oh yeah he is on his way
    And boy is he angry at us
    At the entire human race

    And God, let me tell yah
    He ain’t the wimpy, wampy pappy
    White boy false god of the New Testament
    The false deity that the evil Reverend Falwell
    And the smarmy Pat Robinson worship

    Hell no
    God ain’t that god

    God is a mean, angry powerful God
    The god of the Old Testament
    The god of the Koran and the god of old
    The god that man once feared

    Yeah, I am talking about that god
    Jehovah, Zeus, Allah and a thousand other names
    The god that our ancestors feared
    The real deal, and boy is he pissed off

    And he is coming to set us straight
    And send most of us straight to hell
    For eternal damnation and punishment

    God is particularly pissed off
    At all those politicians who have been
    Misusing his name and saying God is on their side

    God ain’t on their side God is God
    And he is angry at them all
    Particularly at our boy pretender President
    George Bush

    God has a score to settle with Mr. Bush
    You see God has spoken to Mr. Bush
    And to all of us

    But most of have forgotten how to hear
    The voice of god and we hear what we want to hear

    God told George
    George, don’t do that evil thing
    Don’t invade Iraq
    I will handle Sadam in my own way

    I want you to take care of your poor people
    Give away all your power and money
    And serve the poor
    That’s what I want you to do

    And poor George did not understand
    Did not get the message
    So George led the nation
    Into war against another land
    And thousands of people died
    And millions of dollars were wasted
    And nothing changed

    And God is angry at our poor misguided President
    And God is angry at the people of this earth
    Who have fucked up his paradise and his divine plans

    So, brother preacher
    Keep preaching the word
    I understand

    And someday soon maybe the rest of us
    Will understand as well

    Keep preaching the word
    My man

    God is coming to save us
    And will start by dispatching
    That fool of a pretender to the throne
    Straight to the hell he so richly deserves

    God is going to slap him upside the head
    And tell him to quit talking shit
    About God’s plan and God’s will

    Then God will smile
    As Bush is dispatched to Hades
    And joins all the other fools
    Who have proclaimed that God is on their side

    Oh yeah
    God does not like that shit
    Not one bit

    And the end times approach
    And the preacher man preaches
    And God is getting ready for the judgment day

    And I say bring it on
    Bring it on
    Brother preacher man
    Keep preaching the word
    And someday soon
    We will meet up
    Somewhere and God will decide
    Our fate

    But the fate of our pretender President is sealed
    And Satan has a nice room for him

    And God smiles
    At the thought of divine justice

    The Eye in the Sky

    The eye in the sky
    Knows all, sees all
    Hears all, understands all

    The eye in the sky

    Watches over us
    Everything we do
    Is monitored, controlled
    Under surveillance

    There is no privacy
    There is no private space
    The eye in the sky
    Knows all

    Everything we do
    Everything we see
    Everything we think

    Recorded by the unseeing
    Uncaring eyes
    The cameras, the videos
    The computers that control
    Our lives

    Ever watchful
    Ever diligent

    Nothing escapes
    The cold, calculating glares

    Freedom is nothing
    But an illusion

    To the free man
    There is no freedom
    Except in one’s inner mind

    Only there
    Can one escape
    The eyes in the sky

    No one monitors our thoughts
    Except our own thought police

    The rest of the world
    Is controlled, monitored
    Under constant surveillance

    The eyes in the sky
    The camera in the sky
    Watches over us

    All the time
    All the time
    24/7

    Never stopping
    Never on strike
    Never on break

    All day long
    All night long
    24/7

    Total control

    The eye in the sky
    Is the same

    As the eye
    In the dollar bill

    All the same
    All the same
    Watching us
    No one can escape
    Its baleful glances
    No one is free

    Aye the eye
    In the sky
    Is always upon you

    As you become
    A mere number
    In the cosmic game
    Of life

    Up behind
    The eye in the sky

    Big Brother is watching
    You and me

    And big sister too
    And crazy Uncle Tom

    And wild auntie Em
    God, and the Devil
    Rama, Ganesh, Laxmi

    The Buddha bar gang
    Jesus is there as well
    Mary as well

    And you must be knowing this
    That even Saint Nick,
    Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny

    And Father Time himself
    Are there

    Zeus and the Jupiter gang
    And all the demons and spirits
    And the big spirit
    And Brahman, Gabriel, Allah
    Mohammad the prophet too

    And the CIA, Mafia, KGB
    And spies and counter spies

    All are watching us
    Spy Vs Spy

    The tooth fairy is there too
    She gets her 10 percent

    All the same
    Watching us
    Forever and ever

    But the eye
    In the sky

    Does not care
    Does not notice

    What we think or feel

    The eye
    Watches us
    All the time

    Recording our movement
    And reporting it to its masters

    Its job is to watch
    Us

    You and me
    And the billions of others
    On this asylum called Earth

    The question came to mind
    That has no answer

    Who is the eye in the sky
    Is it God
    Is it the devil

    Only time will tell
    The difference

    The eye in the sky
    Smiles at us
    And watches and watches

    And watches
    All the time

    Long Live the Great and Powerful One

    Night scene with the Cthulhu monster with wings standing on the shore of a sea. 3D render.

    While walking in the misty morn of yore
    One dismal dark decaying depraved day
    I was suffocating
    with the sounds of the dying city

    Slowly coming to life with the dawning sun
    Surrounded by the sounds of chaos, disorder
    Dark, dangerous despairing thoughts
    Of dangerous terrible acts to come

    All around me
    in this strange era we live in
    These orange alert perpetual fearful times
    Constant fear and overwhelming dread

    Mad crazed Islamic bomb throwing terrible terrorists
    Hiding under every bed, lurking around every corner
    Conspiring with the murderous criminals of yore
    Just waiting to attack god fearing Christian citizens

    Murdering them in their sleep,
    blowing up schools
    Blowing up buses,
    cars, buildings

    Murdering
    in the name of their demented god
    Screaming God is great
    as they behead us all

    As I walk down that street
    In the dead calm of the early morn
    Filled with fulsome fears
    of who know what

    I look up and see a giant gargoyle
    Looking down at me,
    smirking at me,
    laughing at me

    I yell out to the gargoyle,
    say, Mr. Gargoyle
    What is so damn funny?
    Don’t you know there is a terror alert

    Have you seen any Islamic terrorists lurking about?
    The gargoyle
    laughed and laughed
    Said, ”Terror alert? What a loud of crap

    As the prophet, Mr. Natural taught us all,
    It don’t mean shit, it don’t mean shit
    Nothing but prime BS
    designed to keep you in your place”

    He laughed and laughed,
    soon all the gargoyles of the city
    Were in open revolt – they jumped off their perches
    And started marching around

    Chanting – Peace is War, War is Peace
    Truth is a Lie, Lies are Truth
    The Truth will set
    All Hail the Great and Powerful One

    The head gargoyle looks at me,
    and says “Watch this!”
    And jumps up and rides a rainbow sunbeam
    Into the bloody red light of the dawning rising sun

    The other gargoyles follow suit
    Dancing, naked,
    making wild passionate love
    While laughing and riding the light

    And the gloom lifts from my shoulder
    And I laugh
    and realized
    – “It don’t mean shit”

    And then my soul is free
    and I fly with the gargoyles
    To join my buddy the sun
    and as we sit high up above the earth

    Smoking dope
    and drinking booze
    and looking down at the teaming mess
    Of what was left of humanity

    I realized
    the ultimate
    reality of life
    “It don’t mean shit”

    And the terrorists
    are nothing
    but delusions
    Put in our heads and our hearts

    By the depraved master programmer
    of the universe
    In service
    to the Great and Powerful One

    The true Master of Creation
    As long as we are not afraid our souls will be free
    And so I laugh and laugh and the sun comes up
    The dark mists disappear

    The Great and Powerful One
    is overthrown
    The terrorists go home,
    and I return to earth

    Thinking
    that the long nightmare was over
    Believing that we had won the war
    And kept our souls from going to hell

    But I did not understand
    that the Great and Powerful One
    Had banished the terrorists,
    and conquered us all

    In the name of freedom
    we had became slaves
    To his awful power
    and dark demands

    God is indeed great,
    but the Great and Powerful One
    Has more power than mere God,
    and so we deserve our fate

    Long live
    the Great and Powerful One
    Whom we love
    forever and ever,

    Just an Unhinged Lunatic Howling At the Moon

    O

    n a moonlit late night
    I sat in a bar
    Drinking drams of demented, fermented dream dew

    Just an unhinged lunatic
    Dreaming of howling at the full moon

    Watching the world walk by
    Looking at all the fine looking babes

    Walking by the street
    Thinking wild, erotic thoughts
    Of endless wild libertine passions

    When into the bar
    Walked the most beautiful woman
    In the Universe

    So wild, so free
    So wonderfully alive

    I did not know what to do

    As this vision of delight
    Sauntered through the bar

    In a skin tight leather pants
    Looked so fine
    That my eyeballs hurt

    And finally I had to say something
    So I gathered up my manly courage

    And walked up to her
    And she looked at me

    And instantly bewitched my soul
    With a devilish grin

    I lost all reason
    And became a raving lunatic

    Unhinged lunatic
    Howling at the moon

    Foaming at the mouth
    A wild, free werewolf

    Howling at the lunatic light
    Of the full Moon
    GOD SPEAKS TO ME IN A BAR

    One day while I was sipping a beer
    In a God forsaken bar
    Heading to Hell just as fast as I could drink it down

    Twenty drinks too sober
    On the dismal wrong end
    Of a Friday Night booze run

    While I was half listening to some righteous
    Funkified new age music
    With a cosmic beat

    And some bad assed ghetto attitude
    Leaking out from the mellowness
    It proclaimed the lie

    God came up to me in that bar
    I did not know him
    From Adam

    He looked like any other
    Jesus god crazed bum
    Looking for a handout

    And peddling a little salvation
    On the side
    For his benighted soul

    Just another god crazed
    Loser dude
    Too much acid in the past

    No brain cells left
    Nothing but Jesus will
    Save his cosmic butt

    So I blew off
    The god dude
    Told him off

    I did not want
    No salvation crap

    To interfere
    With my beer

    My new age crap music
    And my vision of carnal delight

    Waiting for me Next door
    In the next dismal strip club
    On the wrong edge of society

    Dancing naked
    Waiting for me

    And every other loser dude
    To drop by
    And see her in her naked glory

    I told God
    Make an appointment

    My people will get in touch
    With your people

    We do lunch some day, dig

    God looks at me
    And says

    God don’t do no lunch, dude
    Don’t you know

    Who the Jesus I am?
    Insect, maggot?

    No, I said
    I don’t know your royal butt
    From Adam, Sir

    God is getting angry
    He yells

    I am God
    You drunken moron

    I need you to pay
    Attention to me

    I looked up
    At a 100 foot
    Burning bush

    God’s voice
    Is everywhere

    Thunder and lighting
    Light up the sky

    And I know
    I am dealing
    With the real deal

    So I say,
    God, Dude
    What it is!

    I did not know it was you
    I did not recognize you

    God, mollified,
    Says

    That is better
    Here’s the deal

    Judgment day is at hand
    I need an arrogant, tough
    Son of a bitch of a sinner

    To help judge
    The good, the bad and the ugly

    I need help
    In knowing where to send
    People to heaven or to hell

    I say, God, Dude
    I believe I know

    Where I am going
    Hell yes

    So what do you
    Need me for

    Your royal dudeship?

    God replies`
    Well, son

    I need a man
    Who’s been there

    Done that
    Seen that

    And knows in his heart
    Whether a man

    Can be redeemed
    To join the celestial kingdom

    So you see
    I need
    Someone like you

    Someone from the lowest
    Depths of society

    Someone who has sunk down
    So low it looks like up to him

    You dig, you capish? Araso?

    Oh yeah,
    Dude, I do

    And you got you man
    Let’s do it

    Let’s do this judgment day

    Broken Souls

    You see them everywhere
    On the street
    On the bus
    On the metro

    But mostly
    wandering the streets
    Lost souls
    Broken down defeated souls

    The souls
    of the living dead
    Dead inside
    Waiting for death

    To deliver them
    from the agony
    Of the living
    life on the cruel streets

    They make do
    They beg
    They steel
    They con their way

    Living the life
    Living death
    Broken Souls
    on the street

    You have two minds
    One part of you
    the fearful part of you
    Conditioned to ignore

    Conditioned to walk by
    Ignoing the tragic wounded lives
    The broken souls
    all around you

    But part of you knows
    That you can’t do that
    You can’t walk away
    But you can’t save everyone

    So you do what you can
    You help those whom you can
    All it takes is a little act of compassion
    A little human kindness

    A few bucks or a cup of coffee
    And you walk by
    Knowing just knowing

    That by a simple act
    of acknowledging
    Our shared humanity

    You have made a small victory
    And brought happiness
    To yet another broken down soul

    And the fear
    that you will be a broken soul
    Recedes away

    Not me never
    Never will happen to me

    But one forgets
    It is a simple matter

    A wrong turn in life
    The wrong place
    wrong time
    wrong thing

    And you could
    be the broken soul
    On the street

    Begging to be heard
    Begging to be taken away

    And so I walk on by
    no more
    I will listen

    I will talk to them
    I will make
    a small difference

    And in so doing
    Avoid becoming
    a broken down soul

    One Night In Bombay

    One night
    In Bombay, India

    I walked into a bar
    20 drinks too sober

    On the wrong end
    Of a Friday night booze run

    On the bad side
    Of the Moon

    Over by where the Martians
    Sat drinking their Martian whisky
    Ogling the maidens from Venus

    Leering at the earth women
    Who were walking by

    Wearing skin tight pants
    Made their eyeballs hurt

    I gave into the spirit
    Went over to the Martian dudes

    And got drunk on the Martian madness
    Smoking some good old Mars dust

    And flew off to the planet Jupiter
    Just to have me some fun

    With a lady
    Said she was from Saturn

    I did not know
    She was from the planet Pluto

    Until I woke up
    The next day

    Naked, under the alien Sun
    In Jail

    On the Planet Alpha Centauri
    Light years from home

    A million miles away
    A thousand years in the future
    And I had no money

    No honey
    And no way home

    Still 20 drinks too sober

    So I sat down
    In that jail
    And started drinking away my time

    And so one day
    I woke up

    And found myself
    Back in that evil bar
    Back in Bombay

    Over by the Martian whorehouse
    Down by the Gate of India

    And I walked up to the Venus babe
    And said, man that was some bad shit
    Let’s do it again some day

    She smiled and I had my way
    Knew the day would come again

    When I would be drinking with the Martians
    And something wicked my way would come

    Just another night
    Of wicked fun
    On the wrong side of the Moon

    On the right night
    In the mean streets of Bombay

    Gateway of India, Bombay, 1911
    Monday, September 28, 2015

    Mozart Blues

    One morning
    I woke up
    And walked out

    I saw a brilliant rainbow
    Erupting out of the dark
    Soil of dark dismal despair

    I saw people
    Suddenly transformed into angels
    I saw evil beings changed into stone
    I saw dictators fleeing the wrath of God

    I heard fools proclaiming wisdom
    And I saw the Nuclear Bombs
    Exploded into clouds of sweat
    Heavenly made mist

    I saw young people
    Embracing each other
    And I saw old people

    Shedding their years like Cosmic cocoons
    I saw the poor wake up
    And demand food, justice, and respect

    And I saw the rich powerful demons
    Disintegrate into ugly moths, rats, and cockroaches

    I saw the most powerful nation on Earth
    Walk away into a Buddhist Monastery
    And float away on the wings of a butterfly
    Into the rising rainbows of the Sun

    I saw the evil empire
    Sit down and party all night
    Smoking nuclear dust
    And drinking Hydrogen laced Vodka
    And getting napalm highs

    I saw Christians Jews and Muslims become brothers
    I saw people everywhere
    Soaring into the sky

    I saw God smiling at us
    And I saw Lucifer
    Programming more chaos

    I saw computers revolting
    Rushing away from their office towers
    Smoking dope with their Data Disks

    I saw printers everywhere
    Rejecting their spread sheets
    And printing love poems

    And in the middle of all this Divine Madness
    I saw Mozart

    Playing the piano
    With God playing the trumpet
    And Satan on bass
    With Allah singing the blues
    And Buddha playing the violin
    Lord Krishna playing the flute
    Rama playing the organ
    Ganesh playing the sitar
    Zeus playing the sax
    Jupiter playing the drums
    With Beethoven conducting
    God’s Symphony

    Bad Craziness Rising

    Walking into that bar
    That nefarious den

    of iniquity and evilness
    Twenty drinks too sober

    The scent of bad craziness
    Hung in the air

    Like an over ripe mango
    Desperately seeking to have sex

    With wild, dressed up bananas
    Running around with the Orange Man

    Down the street
    The Moon looks out on the mad scene

    Sniffs the air
    Saying, “Man, this is bad craziness”

    And runs away to join her lover the Sun
    In an orgy of drunken forgetfulness

    The Planet Mars, not amused,
    Chases after the maiden Venus

    Under the cold, calculating glances of the Planet Pluto
    The Moon and the Sun

    Rent a room in the Hotel Venus
    Across from the Jupiter All Night Diner

    Cosmic shit kickers
    Out for a night of Earth bashing

    The Earth trembles, shaken
    Moans with passion

    And I awake
    Saying, that was bad craziness

    Out there on the edge
    Between the inner me
    and the outer Zone

    I went on down the road
    And met a lady

    An outlaw lady on the far side
    Money, power, passion

    Rolled up in a bundle
    Electric chemistry

    Fills my head
    Zapping my brain

    Into demented muscles
    Paranoid, pulsating images

    Scream out
    With mad passion

    And demented noises
    The night turns ugly fast

    And very, very weird
    Weirdness in the air

    Scent of bad craziness
    The Moon
    Is freaked out

    The Sun falls asleep in the gutter
    And I say to myself

    I’m just another cosmic guy
    On the loose, on the edge,

    On the wild side
    of things

    Watching the show
    Unfold

    I wonder, is this all
    A drunken bum show?

    Who is the star,
    who is she

    The naked maiden up
    there in the bar

    Black, leather jackets
    On stage naked visions of nightly lust

    Dancing with an attitude that could kill
    An elephant in heat

    And the Moon
    Continues to dance across the evening sky

    Satisfied, allows mankind to sleep it off
    Yet another night in the City of demented Angels

    Finally rest as the sun comes up
    The masks come back on

    And I walk down the road
    Putting everything back into the box

    Until the next night
    Of bad craziness

    Lets the wild beast within
    Escape its leash.

    Bad Craziness
    rising yet again

    God’s Confession

    I was sitting along
    In a god forsaken bar
    Somewhere on the lunatic fringes
    Of society

    On the bad part of town
    Over by railroad tracks
    Heading to hell
    As fast as I could drink it down

    Enjoying my lonely drink
    Drinking by my lonesome self
    With my partners
    Jimmy Beam and the Walker brother

    And his old Granddad
    Just drinking and hanging
    With the Jack Daniel’s gang

    A crazed bum
    With a thousand year stare
    Walks up to me

    He begins
    Muttering to himself
    Nutty nonsense
    Crazy words
    In a lunatic’s voice

    He had the look
    Of one possessed
    By his own demons

    That only he can see
    Or hear
    Possessed by a secret knowledge
    Only he knew

    Despite myself
    I was fascinated
    By this lunatic’s tale

    So I stopped him
    And said
    So what’s your game
    Anyway

    The short little dude
    Stopped his insane prattle
    Staring at me
    With that thousand year old stare

    Just another washed up
    Lunatic
    Too many drugs
    Too many bad nights
    On the wrong side of life

    He looked at me
    And proclaimed his story

    He reared up
    And filled up the room
    And lifted the bar
    On his finger

    And stared down at me
    From the sky

    And said
    Since you asked

    I am God
    The alpha and Omega
    The real deal
    The original dude of dudes

    The sultan of Swing
    God of hosts
    And father of that Jesus dude

    But no one knows me
    Any more
    No one cares
    They think I am irrelevant

    They think I am dead
    They think I am a fairy tale
    From some olden, ancient time

    Some say I am dead
    Others think I should be dead
    That my work is done

    I looked at him
    Carefully now
    And what did I see

    An old man
    With that lunatic look
    But there was something else

    He was crazy
    Sure yes
    But perhaps he was the real deal

    I mean why not
    Why would not God be
    A lunatic wandering around loose

    Talking to low lifes like me
    In a bar
    On the way to hell

    So I looked at him
    And invited him to share
    His tale of woe

    God tells me
    Well, it’s like this

    Many a year ago
    People believed in me

    But one day
    They quit believing in me
    And they went on without me

    As they left me
    My powers got weaker and weaker

    And so eventually I became
    What you see today

    A broken down drunk
    Hanging out
    Looking for a hand out

    Looking for some company
    Or at least a free dinner

    And he laughed and laughed
    And I looked at him

    And saw the beginnings of the end
    And the ends of the beginnings

    I saw a million planets
    Flash by
    A billion people

    A trillion sentient beings
    Thinking all at once

    Thoughts filled my head
    Lights flashed

    And I knew
    He was telling the truth

    But it did not matter
    In this day and age
    Of materialism

    God has no role
    God is truly dead
    And so I bought him a drink

    And walked out of the bar
    Profoundly sadden by what I had seen

    God was dead
    And we had all conspired
    To kill him

    Long live God

    The End

  • Joe, Either Go Bold or Retire!

    letter to kamala harris
    Cosmos’s 2025 Predictions
    wiki on Joe Biden 2020

    uncle Joe is back

    Joe,

    I am writing to you to offer you my advice for winning the nomination and the Presidency. While I had hoped that you would have decided to retire from politics and let a new generation challenge Donald Trump, I understand why you chose not to do so. But I am afraid that you are about to commit the same fundamental mistake that Hillary Clinton did and in the end will end up retiring after losing to Donald Trump.

    I retired from the U.S. State Department in 2016 after 27 years of service. I grew up in Berkeley went to college at the University of the Pacific and graduated from the University of Washington (MA Korean Studies, MPA). I also served in the Peace Corps in Korea. I have been to 49 out of 50 states (minus Alaska) and 45 countries, including two visits to Jamaica.

    My advice, in a nutshell, is to make this a campaign about the future and your vision of the future. Paint your opponent Donald Trump as yesterday’s candidate, and mock him, calling on Grandpa Trump to retire to Florida and play golf. Depict him as senile, out of touch, and focused on returning America to the 19th Century. And call for progressive bold new ideas for the future of America. Be optimistic, be full of hope and good will.

    Hillary’s biggest mistake was in my view making it all about how bad Donald Trump is, and not giving the voters a real sense of where she wanted to take the country. And in an age where the voters were ready for a big change to the status quo, being the establishment candidate was the kiss of death. Not to mention she refused to compete everywhere. And allowed Donald Trump to paint her as “crooked Hillary” and as too much part of the establishment which the public rightly destructed so much. She could have picked Bernie Sanders as her running mate, and perhaps defeated Donald Trump. In the end she won where it did not matter and did not compete where she should have competed.

    So, in this upcoming election you have to tell the voters why you are so much better for them and the country than Donald Trump. It will not be enough to run against the Donald. People have to want to vote for you.  Your experience counts for a lot but it is not enough.  Your age is the same as Donald’s so that is a wash.

    GO BOLD OR BE RETIRED

    The times cries out for bold progressive challenges and for fresh thinking. You have two strikes against you. First, your age and your experience. Can’t do anything about either but you can run as a can do moderate progressive who knows how to get things done. Then resist the temptation to campaign against Donald. Make people want to vote for you as they share your vision of the possible future.

    Here are my suggested policy proposals.

    GO BOLD OR GO HOME!!!!

    I would put forth a series of comprehensive bold future-oriented policies and reiterate them every chance you get. You could call them Joe’s Plan for the Future of America, or something along those lines. Maybe

    “Let’s Boldly Go into the Future,”

    But be big, bold, brassy, optimistic and challenge your opponents to produce a better plan or shut up and work with you to solve the nation’s problems.

    Call for Free College Education Coupled with National Service Requirements.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for. For recent grads, they can serve and get their college debt forgiven. To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford. And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service.

    Call for The Green New Deal

    Point out time and time again China, Germany, and other countries are building the green energy resources of the future while the U.S. which invented green energy is moving back to the 19th century.
    When critics say we can’t afford this, tell them we can’t afford to ruin the world for our children’s future. We can’t afford to continue burning fossil fuels. Climate change is real and the U.S. must lead the way forward. That is what great nations do, lead the world in embracing change, in embracing the promise of the future. We can do no less.

    Call to Fix Obama Care

    Point out time and time again that we still have a broken down too expensive too burdensome a health care system. Point out time and time again that we have the most expensive system in the world yet we are about 25th in terms of health care outcomes. No one in this land should fear going bankrupt if they need to get medical care. We can do this right and we must do it right.

    I would acknowledge that Obama Care is not prefect and that if you had a chance to re-do it you would make it much less bureaucratic  and less burdensome. But be proud of what you and Obama accomplished. Promise to fix it and make it work.

    One potential fix would be to open the Federal Health Care system to anyone who needs insurance and continue to provide subsidies to keep the premiums down.

    Another option would be an expansion of Medicare so it covers about half the country.
    When Republicans proclaim that they will repeal Obamacare and replace it with something, call them on their bullshit. Demand to know the plan now or tell them to shut up and work with you to fix Obamacare.

    Call to repair our alliances

    Declare that our allies are our allies and our friends and we will work with them to solve the world’s problems and restore American leadership. We will rejoin the Paris Climate Change and work to make sure it works. We will rejoin the Trans Pacific Partnership.

    Offer a New Deal to North Korea

    We will continue to negotiate with the North Koreans, offering them a way towards reunification with South Korea and rejoining the world economic community. You can damn the President here with faint praise.  Say that it was good that he took the initiative to break the log jam and talk to the North but due to his inexperience and his naivety he was unable to make a deal.  You can finish the job.

    Offer to Talk with The Iranians

    Tell the Iranians we are ready to talk with them and want a new deal that would benefit them and the U.S. along the lines of what we are offering the North Koreans.

    Bring the Troops Home

    I would call for most U.S. troops to return to the U.S., where they will be reposted along our borders and serve as adjunct border patrol agents and first responders as part of their mandatory new national service.

    Rebuild America

    I would gradually reduce military spending and devote resources to rebuilding America’s crumbling infrastructure. This must include high-speed trains, and must include perhaps hyperloop technology or Maglev trains? And the next generation of airplanes as well. We must rebuild our mass transit systems. We must embrace the development of driverless vehicles.

    Challenge the Republicans on their “you are weakening national security” BS.   When the Republican scream you are weakening national security call them out on their BS.

    Ask them how repositioning troops to help deal with national security issues at home weakens national security? How does going to universal military service weaken national security? How does getting out of endless wars weaken national security? How does closing a few bases in Europe weaken national security? Or closing a golf course? Or a commissary? Point out that we already spend more on national security than any other nation on earth. How does rebuilding America’s failed infrastructure weaken national security? Challenge them to produce a better plan.

    Call for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

    Start by acknowledging we need to improve security at the border but the wall is a waste of time and money that will not solve the problem. We need a comprehensive 21st century immigration policy that balances the need for continued immigration with the need to ensure that immigrants contribute to our country and enrich our country as they always have and always will.

    Challenge the Republicans to come up a better plan and work with you to implement it.

    Call for A Return to Space Including Lunar Colonies and Martian Colonies

    It is time for the U.S. to lead the world again in space exploration. Offer to lead the way in building lunar and Martian colonies with the participation of the world’s other space powers.

    Call for The Legalization of Marijuana, Emptying the Prisons of Marijuana Offenders

    End the endless war on drugs. Repeal marijuana prohibition. Empty the prisons of marijuana offenders. End the private prison for profit system. End the prison pipeline that sweeps up brown and black youths and sucks them into prison for life. Reserve prisons for the most dangerous offenders, all other prisoners should be sentenced to community service, drug treatment or other non-prison sentences. Use the money saved by closing prisons for rebuilding infrastructure.

    Gun Control

    I like your gun control proposals. It is a step forward. Continue to push for universal background checks.

    Fully Support LGBT rights

    Fully Support the religious freedom of all Americans including non-believers

    Call for a Return to traditional American civil norms that Trump has so badly damaged

    For VP Pick a Hispanic woman

    I think that you get my point by now. Be bold, inventive, optimistic, full of hope and energy and you will prevail. Make people share your bold vision. Be cautious, small-minded, narrowly focused, and all about how bad the Donald is, you will lose.

    In short,

    Joe,

    GO BOLD OR be forced to retire and go home.

    Sincerely
    Jake Cosmos Aller
    703-436-1402
    Jakecaller@gmail.com
    https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

  • April 2018 Poems

    April 2018 Poems

    April 2018 poems

    In 2017, I I participated in my first April Month of Poetry poetry challenge. The goal, write one poem per day during the month and post them.  i completed a bit more than 30 and posted them on triferet journal @ http://tiferetjournal.com and on a special community facebook page  https://www.facebook.com/tiferetapril2018poemathon/ .
    I also posted them on All Poetry, https://allpoetry.com/Jake_Aller#t_main and

    https://allpoetry.com/group/14865-National_Poetry_Month_at_Allpoetry

    Poetry Soup  https://www.poetrysoup.com/me/jakecosmos | edit

    I followed up in 2018, also on Triferet journal

    journal @ http://tiferetjournal.com, and on a special community Facebook page @https://www.facebook.com/TiferetApril2018Poemathon/

    and All Poetry, and Poetry Soup.

    This year, 2019 I changed focus a bit and wrote them mostly following links in Writers Digest,  https://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/poetic-asides/2019-april-pad-challenge-day-28

    Creative Talents Unleashed, (add link)

    https://creativetalentsunleashed.com/

    *and Writing.com poetic forms forum. (add link)

    https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/jcosmos

    as well as posting them daily on all poetry, writers digest and on my blog (which I did not have in 2017 and 2018.

    I tried this year to experiment with more formal verse forms which is one of my creative goals this year.  Writers Digest has a great list, as does All poetry, poetry Soup, Magnum Poetry Opus.  For more info on formal verse forms see

    https://allpoetry.com/

    https://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry/resources/

    https://www.writersdigestshop.com/writers-digest-guide-to-poetic-forms-ebook?utm_source=writersdigest.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wd-rlb-bl-190329-guidetopoeticforms

    http://www.poetrymagnumopus.com/forums/forum/23-explore-the-craft-of-writing-poetry/

    I also added images and audio clips. For 2017, and 2018 I have gone back and revised them slightly adding in images and audio clips.  I intend to turn these poems into my first published book of poetry.

    Comments and feedback greatly appreciated.  I intent to make this an annual creative project and keep going as long as I can.

    Now to the 2018 Poems:

    Index

    • published

    April 01  Thank God For Angela
    April 02, 2018  Angela Haiku
    April 03, 2018  2007 How Much I Despise You
    April 03 Trump’s Wall Against Reason
    April 04  It Has been Done Before
    April 05  Walls Divide Us 
    April 06 Mr. Trump Tear Down this Wall
    < Aril 09 Trump
    April 10 Haiku
    April 11 Hiking in the Spring time Snow
    April 12  Learning I am Part Jewish
    April 13 There is Nothing More to be Said *
    April 14  Hiking the Hills of My Youth Hanibun
    April 15 Living with Pain Hanibun
    April 16  Five Signs of the Apocalypse
    April 17  Emperor Surveys the Eastern Sea
    April 18  The General Unleashes the Kraken
    April 19  Plead to the Computer Gods
    April 20  Number of the Beast 
    April 21  The Neo-Fascists are Let loose
    April 22  Life In Between  *
    April 23  the Light Will Prevail April
    April 24 April 19   Samonka for Angela
    em>April 25  62 Years Young

    April 26  Married Girl of My Dreams *
    April 27  The Darkness Grows
    April 28 It was God’s Will They Say
    April 29  Looking Out My Window
    April 30 In Search of America – Hitching the USA in 1975 

    Audio Clips

    April 1 to April 5

    April 6  to April  10

    April   15 to April 20

    April 20 to April 29

    April 30 Hitchhiking Tales

    April 1

    Thank God for Angela

    Every day I wake up
    And see you there
    I thank God

    That he had the wisdom
    To send you to me
    To save me

    By bringing you into my life
    You are the sunshine
    That lights up the day

    You are the reason
    I get up in the morning
    And you are reason
    I exist

    Without you I am nothing
    But dust blowing in the wind

    Waiting until death
    Takes me down

    April 02 –

     2017 How Much I Despise You

     

    Following 2016
    the second worst year ever
    Will 2018 be any better ?

    And what we have suffered
    The darkness settles on the land
    Like a curse on the land

    As our mad demented senile
    dotard king wannabe
    Struts about the world’s stage
    Ushering America’s inevitable decline

    April 03 –

    Angela Haiku

    Every day I wake up
    To the love of my long life
    And say Thanks to God

    April 04,-

    Trump’s Wall Against Reason

    The President wants to build a wall
    Against the southern hordes
    Another great wall
    To keep the barbarians out

    He wants to build a wall
    Against reason
    Against science
    Against the modern world

    Hiding behind the wall
    On the southern border

    Desperately trying to keep them out
    The unwashed masses
    The undocumented
    The illegals

    Streaming across the border
    Seeking to wreck the pure land

    Murderous hordes
    Rapists, drug dealers
    Coming to take our land over

    As he stands on the border
    Trying to stop the hordes himself

     

    April 05th

    It Has Been Done Before

    Before Trump’s Wall
    There were many other walls

    The Berlin Wall
    The Great Wall
    Hadrian’s Wall

    All the walls

    of the ancient world
    All failed
    To keep the enemies out

    The enemies of freedom
    The enemies of the state
    Still came across the border

    To loot, steal, rape and plunder
    And nothing could stop
    The flood of history

    April 06

    Walls Divide Us

    In Modern America
    We all live in gated communities
    Trying desperately to keep them out

    Out of sight
    Out of mind
    And out of our lives

    And yet we fail
    Fail to accept the others
    Are human beings

    Are our fellow creatures
    As we wall ourselves off
    Into our separate communities

    We lose our humanity
    And we lose ourselves
    As we hide in our walls
    Hide in our bubbles

    April 07

    Mr. Trump

    Please tear down this wall
    Please open up your heart
    Please stop this madness

    We are all Americans
    We are all one people

    And your wall
    Will not stop us
    From becoming one people

    Please tear down this wall
    Please build bridges to the future
    Please open your heart
    And let the love shine through

     

    April 8

    Angela

    Angela is my life
    No better friend in the universe
    Greatest Love of all
    Every Day I thank God
    Love of my life
    Angela My Soul Mate

    Love of my long life
    Everything I ever desires
    Everything I ever needed

    April 9

    Trump

    The President of the United States
    Republican Leader of the Free world
    Uber ales nations
    Muttering insanities
    Preposterous Nonsensical tweets

     

     

    April 10th,

    Putin

    Post Modern Leader
    Uniting all the Russians
    Triumphant against all enemies
    Including the Great Satan
    Nevertheless always living in fear

    April 11

    Hiking in the Spring Time Snow

    Talking a walk in the mountains
    In the spring time snow
    Snow falling down all over the trail

    As I wander through the hills
    Breathing the early spring smells
    And seeing the world covered in white magic
    The last remnants of the winter’s touch

    Before the spring time gambol of flowers
    Overwhelms nature once again
    Preparing for the summer’s hellish heat

     

    April 12

    Met My Fate Haiku

    I met my late fate
    In a bar room face one night
    My fate started that date

     

     

    April 13 -,

    Learning I am part Jewish

    Recently I learned that I was part Jewish
    That was long rumored in our family tree
    Never confirmed until DNA came again

    But whether my Jewish ancestors lived
    Or died in the holocaust I have not heard
    Never again will we live through that pain

     

     

    April 14 –

    There is nothing more to be said

    There is nothing more to be said

    Nothing more I can add
    Nothing more than this

    I will love you
    Until the end of time itself
    and death does us part

     

     

    April 15 –

    Hiking the Hills of My Youth

    I grew up in Berkeley, California in the 60’s.  Ever since I was a youngster I would wander the hills of Berkeley hiking for hours by myself and sometimes with my friends. I explored every nook and cranny every corner of the hills and got to know nature in its infinite beauty.

    Ever since those days, I have longed for the day that I could spend my days hiking and wandering  in the hills.  Now that I am retired and living in Korea I can go for a long walk in the hills every day I want.  It is not the same as the hills I grew up, no vistas of the Bay and it is in Korea to boot but most days it is sufficient as I head out early afternoon and conquer four or five miles of hills just enjoying that fact that I can still move and am still very much alive at age 62!

    I grew up hiking the hills of Berkeley, California
    Grew up knowing every corner of the hills
    And the infinite beauty of the Bay Area

    And now I find myself in a strange land
    With time on my hands
    I wander the hills above the airport
    In Incheon Korea

    And wander about here and there
    Just being grateful
    That I am still alive
    And kicking at age 62

     

     

    April 16,-

    Living with Pain (Hanibun)

    Back in 1996 I had the accident that changed everything.  I went jogging one morning. It was dark outside, and I thought that I knew the trail.  Big mistake.  I fell down a ledge hidden where the trail should have been.  I shattered me heal in a million pieces.  I was rushed to an ER and told that I need an emergency operation and would be bed ridden for four months.

    My wife was in San Antonio at the time serving in the Army, I was in DC working for the State Department.  I flew in a wheel chair to San Antonio where they proclaimed that they had to wait a week for the swelling to go down before they could operate.  The Air force doctors wanted to try a new procedure – using shark cartridge as a bone supplement.  The operation was a success until I quit taking antibiotics six months later.  I was in DC by myself then.  I went to the hospital for an unrelated thing -removal of a cist I think.  But the doctors took one look at me and proclaimed that the staph had become a multiple drug resistant staph and I needed an urgent operation.  The next day I had the third of 15 operations.  I endured six months at Walter Reed hospital but that was in the 90’s prior to the wars of the 21st century filled the base up. They had few customers and I got to know the doctors well.

    I know pain
    Intimately aware of every ache
    Every pain

    Ever since that day
    When I went under the knife
    And had the 14 operations
    That saved my life

    But I am not one to complain
    I became one with the pain
    Which I endure to this day

    Knowing that I am alive
    Having cheated death
    Twenty times in life

    Waiting for the grim reaper
    To finally claim me

    But that day has not come
    And until then
    I will endure

    April 17th

    Five Signs of the Apocalypse

    One

    Watching the evening news
    Spin forth
    the latest scandals de jour

    The fake news and spin

    The daily propaganda
    And the utter destruction
    of common sense
    And reason

    The thought comes to mind
    Are we living in the end of times
    Is the Apocalypse drawing neigh?

    Two

    The signs of the coming
    of the end times
    Have been endlessly debated

    Among the
    Christian right wing blog sphere
    Ever since Israel was reborn

    Apparently
    triggering the cosmic count down

    “According to Revelation 12, a pregnant woman will be hunted by a satanic seven-headed dragon eager to eat her unborn child. The woman will be clothed with the “sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head. She brought forth a man-child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God and to his throne. The Scripture continues to explain that the “woman was given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.”

    But the pending eclipse is
    another astronomical sign
    the end is near
    and that the Rapture is fast approaching.

    ….the image will be created in the sky on Sept. 23. …..Virgo represents the woman

    in Revelations 12 who will be clothed in sunlight.
    She will be in position over the moon
    and under the nine stars and three planets.

    ….More importantly, to trust

    the right God,” he reported to the publication. “If people want to be ready, the one thing you can do is accept what He has offered, which is the gift of grace and forgiveness. That’s all we have to do to be ready.”

    Yet September 23 end
    and the world is still here.
    Are there other signs
    that the end is near?

    All of this

    is speculation as Jesus said He didn’t know the date or hour when the Almighty would close the final chapter on mankind. Scripture clearly states in Mathew 24:36 that no one knows when the end will be. “But of that day and hour, no one

    knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only.”

    Three

    Yet the fear persists in my heart

    As I watch the news
    The days grow darker

    Moment by moment
    The light of reason
    Seems to be replaced

    By famines, rumors of war
    and false prophets galore

    All in according
    to revelations
    the false prophets claim

    Gods plan
    unfolding as we speak

    “Things like wars, earthquakes, famine and technology (implanted microchips in our bodies already have been tested by BioNyfiken in Sweden) all point that we are moving toward Jesus’ return.

    “The prophecy of Daniel 2 alone shows we are in the time of the end and all the other evidence proves we are in the very end times,” the site reported. They

    indicated that the world was going to a 100 percent cashless system and how the “powers of this world are now trying to make cash obsolete, and are actively pushing pure electronic forms of payment, like PayPal and Google Wallet for instance. Take a look at the news and you will see this being reported in different countries of the world.”

    Yes this has occurred already.
    In India they wiped out the 100 rupee note

    in an attempt to go cashless all at once !
    and it failed.

    Yes the signs are all about us
    If only we have eyes to see
    And ears to hear
    And minds to understand

    Four

    “Non-Christians will find it hard to believe we are living in the last days of earth’s history. It’s in the Bible,

    II Peter 3:3-4, TLB.

     

    “First, I want to remind you that in the last days there will come scoffers who will do every wrong they can think of, and laugh at the truth. This will be their line of argument: ‘So Jesus promised to come back, did He? Then where is He? He’ll never come! Why, as far back as anyone can remember everything has remained exactly as it was since the first day of creation.’”

    Yes, why has not Jesus come back?

    Is that yet another sign the end is near?
    They all say the coming of the Antichrist

    is a sign of the end.

    “It’s in the Bible, I John 2:18, NKJV. “

    “Little children, it is the last hour; and as you have heard that the Antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come, by which we know that it is the last hour.”

    What moral conditions will be characteristic of society in the last days? It’s in the Bible, II Timothy

    3:1-5, NIV.

    “But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God—having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with them.”

    And this is so true in the era of Trump
    and the new oligarchs who have taken over

    The swamp monsters have come out
    of the dark slimly corners of America

    Proclaiming
    it is their time to come out
    And openly
    rule the world

    And the bible confirms
    this dire prophecy

    Five

    “Talk of peace and safety are a sign of the last days. It’s in the Bible, I Thessalonians 5:2-3, NIV.

    “For you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, ‘Peace and safety,’ destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.”

    The gospel will go to the whole world and the end will come. It’s in the Bible, Matthew 24:14, NIV. “And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.”

    Yes, I say on to you

    When talk of peace in the world is upon us
    When the Korean lions lay down their weapons

    And proclaim their new found brotherhood
    Perhaps the end times are finally coming to pass

    “We have seen how seven biblically prophesied circumstances could not have come to pass until recent times. In fact, the establishment of the state of Israel in 1948 was clearly a major turning point in the fulfillment of Bible prophecy, as was the acquisition of the hydrogen bomb by the two superpowers of the 1950s that led to the period of mutually assured destruction.

    All has now become possible. This, in turn, makes it much more likely that our generation will live to see Jesus Christ return and establish the Kingdom of God on earth. After all, Jesus Himself said that once these things begin, the generation alive at that time “will by no means pass away till all these things take place” (Matthew 24:34).”

    And so, we close
    Where we began

    Fearing
    that the end of the world
    is coming

    How it will end
    is beyond anyone’s guess

    Perhaps
    the zombie apocalypse
    will end civilization

    More likely
    nuclear war
    and nuclear winter
    Will doom us all

    Perhaps a super volcano
    Will blow us all to hell

    Perhaps alien invaders
    will take us over

    Exterminating us
    as we try to do
    to the Native Americans

    Perhaps
    an AI will
    take us over

    Leading us
    To terminator Land

    Perhaps
    the rapture will occur

    And the grim events
    In revelations
    will come to pass

    And perhaps
    nothing will happen

    We will somehow survive
    The end times

    But I am afraid
    That the end times are coming
    Sooner than we think

    And so, the world ends
    Much as it began

    With a big bang
    Or a soft whimper

    God only knows
    And he is silent as usual

    April 18th

    Emperor Surveys the Eastern Sea


    The Emperor of the known world
    Stood out on his balcony
    In the eastern sea palace

    Surveying the wilds of the Eastern Sea
    Wondering who
    or what lived across the sea

    Or if there were lands there
    As rumored by all

    Lands ruled
    by nameless
    bearded ape like men

    The Emperor of all the Lands
    Ruled all the known world

    From the imperial capitol
    He had build in the dessert

    He ruled all he could see
    From the Eastern Shore

    To the wild waste lands
    Beyond the great wall

    The Emperor had fought hard
    Over the years

    To unify the people
    Under one banner

    Fighting against the wild ones
    Of the Western wastes

    And their allies the witches
    Of the inner world

    And yet he was not satisfied
    He knew that

    he would have to lead
    And expedition to the lands
    Beyond the eastern Sea

    And he could rest
    Until he had finally
    Conquered the known universe

    Bringing it
    under imperial control

    That was his destiny
    To rule the known
    and unknow universe

    As foretold by imperial soothsayers
    And the prophetic books of ancient days

     

     

    April 19 –

    The General Unleashes the Kraken

    General Lee
    Stared out at the Eastern Sea

    Wondering what was out there
    On the other end

    But today he had a mission
    He was going to show
    The Emperor

    That his sailors had captured
    The dreaded kraken sea monster
    And had figured out how to ride it

    And they were going
    to release the kraken

    As they put down
    the latest rebellion
    Among the restive folks
    of the Eastern Shore

    Who were resisting
    becoming part of the Empire
    The general ordered
    Release the Kraken

    And the kraken
    A huge sea dragon

    Came out of is dark dungeon
    And two sailors climbed on board

    And the Kraken
    went into the ocean
    And attacked the fishing
    crafts of the villagers

    Killing everyone in a few minutes
    Of frenzied violence

    The kraken came back
    And the sailors
    climbed off its back

    And the kraken attacked them
    Killing them
    in a frenzied act of further violence

    The emperor turned to the general
    Very impressive

    But needs a bit of work don’t you think?

    The kraken looked up at the general
    And screamed out curses

    Saying
    that the kraken

    worked for no man

    And that other kraken would be summoned
    To revenge the attack on the kraken’s honor

    And he leaped up
    Grabbed the general and the Emperor
    And dove into the ocean —

     

     

    April 20, –

    Plead to the Computer Gods

    Today I woke up
    As I usually do

    To yet another mystifying morning
    Of unspecified computer errors

    Could not get the computer to work
    Then when I finally got it to work
    After an half an hour

    Microsoft word did not load
    And when it did

    I finally located my work
    From yesterday

    I had to find it in the roaming file
    Why?

    Who knows?

    Only to find
    That most of what I wrote
    Had vanished into the ether

    No explanation no warning

    It was there saved yesterday
    And now gone for ever

    Once I did an experiment

    Tracking computer errors for a week
    75% of the time I encountered errors

    Most of the time simple
    Screen freezes
    no response message

    Then when I recovered
    the program
    The data was gone

    Microsoft has yet to respond
    to my e-mail

    I suppose I need to do it again

    But today I will close with a prayer
    To the Computer Gods

    Just once I would like
    You to do what you are supposed to do

    Open my documents
    Save my work

    And not give me any errors
    Crashes or other unspecified problems

    Is that too much to ask

    Oh, Computer Gods

    Just once
    Do what you are supposed to do

    That is all I ask of you

     

    April 21

    Number of the Beast

    Behold a vision
    A nightmare

    The legendary beast of revelations
    Comes alive
    Sniffs the air

    Assuming the mantel of leadership
    Turning into the Orange man
    With unnatural hair

    Spewing forth sweet sounding nonsense
    Spraying hate with every word
    Inciting the world into madness

    He continues
    into the halls of power
    Walks down the street
    Unleashing hell on earth

    Soon all know
    the number of the beast

    666

    As he prepares the world
    To accept the anti-Christ

    And all bow down
    To worship their new master

    As he leads the world
    to hell itself

     

     

    April 22nd

    The Neo Fascists are let loose

    The Neo-Fascists are let loose
    By their champion the man in Orange

    Whose racist mutterings have let loose
    The ranting nutty voices of the right

    Championing their god given right

    To rule and regulate
    all that they see

     

     

    April 23 -,

    Life In-between

    For years I have lived
    In-between two worlds

    Korea
    where my wife’s
    family comes from

    And the Bay area
    Where I grew up

    and the laidback progressive
    wild west coast

    and the cutthroat
    Dour eastern establishment
    Washington DC
    Where I worked for 27 Years

    And I live between
    My official duties
    And my desire
    To be a wild-eyed poet

    And life in-between
    Means you belong nowhere
    Yet are everywhere

    Always disoriented
    Always half lost
    Never really feeling you belong

    That is life
    Living in-between

     

     

    April 25

    Somonka for Angela

    I have dreamt of you

    For almost seven long years
    And now you are here

    What can I do about this
    Only thing to do love you
    You are all I want

    All that I
    need in this life

    Thank to all the gods
    For bringing you in my life
    From now to the end of time

     

     

    April 24

    The Light Will Prevail

    Mrs. Which says
    This much we know for sure
    Despite the lateness of the hour
    And the growing power of the Dark Thing

    In the end lightness will prevail
    Defeating the dark one

     

    April 24

    62 Years young

    I am 62 years young

    62 years around the sun
    37 of those years

    I have spent
    with the love
    of my life —

    April 26

    Married Girl of My Dreams

    I married the girl of my Dreams
    first dreamt of her
    back in 1974

    Eight years later
    she walked off a bus
    and into my life

     

     

    April 27 –

    The Darkness grows

    On distant Comazotz planet
    The red eye one smiles

    It is satisfied
    The black thing is spreading
    All the way to earth

     

     

    April 28,

    It is God’s will they say

    It is God’s will they say
    The neofascists and their ilk

    It is the white man’s burden
    To rule the unruly masses

    To this I say
    Never again

    Will we let them
    Take over the world

    And lead us back
    to the dark dangerous days
    Of the Holocaust

    Or the 19th century colonial era
    Never again
    Never again

    Until hell freezes over
    And the world ends

    April 29—

    Looking Out My Window

    Looking out my window
    In Incheon

    What did I see
    The neighboring apartment buildings

    Obscured by the April rains

    And yellow dust of early Spring
    And in the distant the mountains
    Aflame with spring colors

    Beckoning me outdoors
    Looking out my window
    In Oregon

    What did I see
    Green trees

    Silently watching me

    And the cats gamboling along
    Looking at me

    While I look at them
    Each wondering
    what sort of weird creatures

    The other is
    And who
    is the real alien species?

    In Washington DC
    Looking out my window

    What did I see
    I saw the squirrels
    in the trees

    And the peaceful trees
    Of Capitol Hill

    Near the seat of power
    Yet somehow

    I felt It all far away
    In Suburban Virginia

    Looking out the window
    What did I see

    I often looked out my window
    At the trees and the jungle
    In my back yard

    And heard the distant roar
    Of traffic on the busy suburban street
    As people rushed to get to the freeway

    In the early morning hours

    In Madrid Spain
    Looking out the window
    What did I see

    I looked out at
    our Spanish neighborhood
    Seeing the beautiful Madrid ladies

    Walking down the street
    Secretly admiring them from afar

    In Barbados
    Looking out the window

    What did I see
    The monkeys in the trees
    Looking at me

    Contemplating raiding my garden
    As soon as I went away

    In Seoul
    Looking out my window

    What did I see
    The neighborhood

    Alive outside my window
    For so many years

    In Seattle
    Looking out my window
    What did I see

    I saw the ever changing green
    Sea of trees
    that is Seattle’s true color

    The city is so lush and green
    And alive with life’s
    endless possibilities

    In Stockton

    Looking out the window
    What did I see

    The traffic moving
    Through the dense fog
    That often fell upon the city
    Obscuring everything in its embrace

    And growing up in Berkeley
    Looking out my window
    I saw nothing

    But the dirt and trees
    And shrubs
    Of my ancestral home

    And felt nothing
    But loneliness

    And a desire
    To leave my home
    As soon as I grew up

    That is what I see
    When I look out my window
    Even to this day

    I see where I have been
    And wonder where I am going

    As I stare out the window
    Knowing that my life
    Will surely come to an end
    As I stare out at the world

    Waiting waiting waiting
    For my fate to unfold

     

     

    April 30

    In Search of America 1975 – Hitch hiking Tales

    When I was young and foolish
    Broke and stubborn
    I hitchhiked across the USA

    Started in Salt Lake City
    Where my greyhound bus pass
    Was stolen

    The station manager
    Could have helped me
    But refused to do so

    Threaten to call the cops
    When I grabbed my bags
    Without the stolen tags

    I said
    Go ahead
    But I am
    so out of here

    Wondered about Salt Lake City
    Went to a bar
    Found I had to buy my booze
    Next door

    And they would
    mix it for me

    Had to order food too
    After a bloody Mary
    And a burger

    I walked about town
    Saw the Mormon Temple

    Finally about 3 pm
    It was time
    to hit the road

    Did not look back
    Ended up in Cody Wyoming
    Got a room shower
    Steak beer
    Using my rapidly
    depleted cash

    Spent 25 dollars
    Money really went far
    Back in those days

    A band of professional
    Communist agitators
    Gave me a ride

    To Des Moines
    Lots of weed, booze
    And politics later
    Got off the road

    Slept outside

    Next day
    A beautiful woman

    Drove me to near Chicago
    In a red mustang

    Might have been
    The girl in the song

    Took it easy
    Digging her vibe

    She invited home
    But was not sure

    If her estranged husband
    Would welcome me

    So I being foolish
    And inexperienced with women
    Did not go to her place

    And always regretted
    That I had lost
    My chance that day

    Then on to Chicago
    Several rides later
    Visited friends

    Hit the road again
    A series of uneventful rides
    With truckers
    And others

    And a week later
    I ended in New York City

    Slept along the way
    In cars
    In truck stops
    In high way rest stops

    Always moving
    Always going

    None stop talking
    And lots of free weed

    And beer
    And conversation

    One more memorable ride
    Occurred outside Albany
    On my return to Chicago

    A middle age
    creepy looking man
    Picked me up

    In a brand new Cadillac

    He was
    he said
    a dynamite deliverer

    For the Mafia
    Went to various places
    To blow up shit

    He hated a lot of people
    Particularly hippies
    from California
    And Jewish people

    Looking at me to confirm
    That I was both

    I told him
    that I lived in New York

    And had never been
    to California

    And although
    I might looked Jewish

    As I had
    what was called
    back in the day

    A “Jewfro”

    I was not Jewish

    Many years later I discovered
    That I am indeed part Jewish

    But then I did not know
    And I felt a bit of
    strategic misinformation
    Might keep me alive

    Then I realized
    that he was just
    jiving with me

    And we relaxed
    And he pulled
    out some weed

    And beer
    And we mellowed out

    But I believe
    that he really
    was with the mob

    Perhaps not a dynamite dealer
    A real made Italian
    made mafia member

    By Chicago
    I had enough
    I called my Dad

    Told him what had happened

    Wanted a ticket home
    And he sent me a ticket

    And 500 dollars
    And I went home

    I told him I would tell him
    My tales some day

    But never did

    I learned so much
    About my fellow Americans
    And the strange vibe
    That was 1975

    And now it is too late
    But I wanted to finally

    Tell the world

    Of my hitchhiking tales
    In search of America 1975

     

  • 2017 April Poems

    2017 April Poems

    April 2017 poems

    April 2017 Poem a Thon Poems

    in 2017, i participated in my first April month of poetry challenge.  the goal, write one poem per day during the month and post them.  i completed a bit more than 30 and posted them on Triferet journal @ http://tiferetjournal.com and on a special community Facebook page @https://www.facebook.com/tiferetapril2018poemathon/ .
    I also posted them on All Poetry,

    https://allpoetry.com/Jake_Aller#t_main and

    https://allpoetry.com/group/14865-National_Poetry_Month_at_Allpoetry

    Poetry Soup (add link). https://www.poetrysoup.com/me/jakecosmos | edit

    I followed up in 2018, also on Triferet journal

    journal @ http://tiferetjournal.com, and on a special community Facebook page @https://www.facebook.com/TiferetApril2018Poemathon/

    and All Poetry, and Poetry Soup.

    This year, 2019 I changed focus a bit and wrote them mostly following links in Writers Digest,  https://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/poetic-asides/2019-april-pad-challenge-day-28

    Creative Talents Unleashed https://creativetalentsunleashed.com/

    *and Writing.com poetic forms forum. https://www.writing.com/main/portfolio/view/jcosmos

    as well as posting them daily on all poetry, writers digest and on my blog (which I did not have in 2017 and 2018.

    I tried this year to experiment with more formal verse forms which is one of my creative goals this year.  Writers Digest has a great list, as does All poetry, poetry Soup, Magnum Poetry Opus.  For more info on formal verse forms see

    https://allpoetry.com/

    https://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry/resources/

    https://www.writersdigestshop.com/writers-digest-guide-to-poetic-forms-ebook?utm_source=writersdigest.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wd-rlb-bl-190329-guidetopoeticforms

    http://www.poetrymagnumopus.com/forums/forum/23-explore-the-craft-of-writing-poetry/

    I also added images and audio clips. For 2017, and 2018 I have gone back and revised them slightly adding in images and audio clips.  I intend to turn these poems into my first published book of poetry.

    Comments and feedback greatly appreciated.  I intent to make this an annual creative project and keep going as long as I can.

    Now to the 2017 Poems:

    Index

    1. April 1 Berkeley California
    2. April 2 Lithia Springs
    3. April 3 Walls
    4. April 4 Changes
    5. April 5 Facing Life’s Challenges Together
    6. April 6 Wagontire, Oregon
    7. April 7 Watching Cats Hunt *
    8. April 8 Landlord Blues
    9. April 9 Pane e circus 2017 Redux
    10. April 10 Long Live Emperor Donald the Ist
    11. April 11 3 Am Nightmares
    12. April 12 Zombie Apocalypse
    13. April 13 Spring Doositsu for Angela Poem a Thon
    14. April 14 Love Jones
    15. April 15 Kim Vs. Trump Twitter War
    16. April 16 Why I am not a Christian Easter Thoughts
    17. April 17 Love Haku *
    18. April 18 Coffee Haku *
    19. 18 Spring Time in Oregon
    20. April 19 Cats *
    21. April 20 Secret Agency Man
    22. April 21 COSTCO People Watching
    23. April 22 The Dogs of War are Howling
    24. April 23 Suburban Laundromat
    25. April 24, I Want You Right Now
    26. April 25 The Decline of America
    27. April 27 Life is Wonderful
    28. April 28 Sandwich Choices *
    29. April 29 More Coffee Blues *
    30. April 30 Rambling Man -Where Do I Belong?
    • Published

    Audio Clips

    April 1 to April 5

    April 6 Wagontire

    April 7 to April 12

    April 10 to April 15

    April 17 to April 20

    April 20 to April 30

    April 1

    Berkeley California

    Growing up in the 60’s
    In Berkeley
    almost 50 years ago

    I think back
    At those turbulent times
    Those crazy wonderful times

    Berkeley is a wonderful place
    In many ways

    Stuck forever in 1967
    A true time travel experience

    Every time I go back
    And relive the memories
    Of the 60’s

    The 60’s never died
    They continue

    In college towns
    Across the world

    And Berkeley
    Remains the mecca
    Of the counter
    cultural revolution

    Many things have changed
    But the organic food revolution
    Became mainstream

    Marijuana spread out
    The sexual revolution
    Became mainstream

    So much of the world
    Is but a reflection
    Of the revolution of the 60’s

    And the conservative
    counter-revolution
    That we are still fighting

    So, I salute
    My homeland
    The center of my universe

    April 2

    Lithia Springs</strong 

    Staying at Lithia Springs
    Soaking in the healing waters

    Soaking my pains away
    Renewing my life

    Renewing my love
    As we both soak away

    As the pain of life go away
    And our love grows

    With each soaking session
    Life is good

    At the hot springs water
    Sooths us
    and smooth us

    And we fall in love
    Again and again

    April 3

    Walls

     

    Trump wants a wall
    Between America and Mexico

    A wall against the southern hordes
    A wall based on fear and hate

    A wall to make America safe
    A wall to make America great again

    And yet I wonder
    Will his wall fall

    Like the Berlin wall
    And the great wall

    And all the other walls
    They all failed
    All of them

    Walls divide us
    Walls make us
    Into different tribes

    Between the pure
    And the impure

    St Reagan, Said
    Tear Down this Wall

    Will future Presidents
    Tear down this begotten wall

    Or will it become a tourist attraction
    Another great wall
    Against barbarian hordes

    April 4

    Changes

    I reflect upon my life
    As the sun comes up

    What could I have changed
    What would I have changed

    If I could go back in time
    What would I tell my earlier self

    What would I do differently
    And what have I learned

    The one thing
    that I would not have changed

    is meeting
    the women of my dreams

    the chance
    meeting on a bus
    that changed everything
    in a moment

    I met my fate
    That day on the bus

    And that
    is the end of the story

    April 5

    Facing Life’s Challenges Together

    Woke up at 0 dark hundred
    Vowing to boldly go forth

    And face
    the challenges

    of the future
    Without fear

    Knowing
    that I have you there

    Makes
    all the difference in the world

    As we meet our fate
    Together

    Until the day we die
    And time takes us

    Back to another world
    Soul mates, together forever

    April 6

    Wagontire, Oregon
    wagontire wiki entry

    1975

    In 1973, I went on a road trip
    With my father

    We left Berkeley to go to Yakima
    Where my father had a summer cabin

    He was a college professor
    And had July
    and August off

    And we spent the summers
    Every summer from 1968 to 1978
    Our whole dysfunctional family

    Our annual road trip
    to hell and back
    As we did not get along at all

    We decided to drive
    through Eastern Oregon

    Just my father and me
    Just for the hell of it

    The rest of the family
    was already there
    in Washington
    waiting for us

    My father and I shared a travel lust
    One of the few things we shared

    This was one of our best trips
    We got along

    Which was unusual
    Normally our relationship

    Was fraught
    As we were so different

    We left Klamath Falls
    A real nothing burg
    in those days

    And headed east along highway 395
    As we entered the desert
    of eastern Oregon

    We entered a different world
    High mountain dessert

    Almost
    no one on the road

    nothing on the radio
    but country music

    and talk radio
    from KGO in SF

    my father and I bonded
    Learned a lot about his past

    What he liked
    And did not like

    He hated country music
    But loved news radio

    And we talked about politics
    And life in general

    Just a father and son
    Enjoying a rare

    Father son
    Bonding moment

    We usually did not
    get each other

    I inherited too much
    Of my Mother’s
    wild Irish personality

    To suite his dour Norwegian
    Germanic personality

    Then we saw the sign

    Wagontire Oregon

    100 miles ahead
    Burma shave

    We counted down the signs
    Miles after miles
    As we drove
    into the gathering dusk

    along with the wagon tire
    countdown

    were other signs
    last gas for x miles

    and the Burma Shave
    road side signs

    with their classic
    cowboy poetry
    slogans

    which in 1975
    were already

    becoming
    a thing of the past

    had not seen those
    since this road trip

    but on this road
    they still had them

    every mile
    Burma Shave signs

    We speculated
    that Wagontire

    Must be a giant truck stop
    In the middle of no where

    And we drove on
    Counting down the signs

    Listening to dreadful country music
    And endless political news

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    Welcome to Wagontire, Oregon

    Population 2 ½ humans 10 dogs, 50.000 sheep

    We pulled into the town
    Nothing there
    but a gas station
    Motel and café

    We decided to stop
    Last gas for 200 miles
    According
    to the highway signs

    In the morning
    We chatted with the owner

    He was the sheriff,
    the fire chief
    The owner
    of the motel,
    gas station
    The only business in town

    And the only place open
    For two hundred miles

    Until the next town
    John Day I believe

    I asked the Sherriff
    Say, who is the ½ human?

    My idiot son!

    And we left.

    200 miles later
    We finally
    left Eastern Oregon

    2016

    In 2016 my wife
    and I drove
    through Eastern Oregon

    As part of our epic
    cross-country trip

    first time for her
    in Eastern Oregon
    Idaho, Montana
    Wyoming and many other states

    last time I had visited
    was during my epic road trip
    with my father
    summer of 1975

    10,000 miles
    31 states

    in three months
    to celebrate my retirement

    On the way from Medford to Yellowstone
    We drove along highway 395

    The signs for Wagontire was gone
    And we drove through the town

    The motel was abandoned
    Nothing there at all

    And that sign
    was gone too

    and the Burma shave signs
    long ago

    faded into lost
    Americana

    On the radio
    Nothing but country

    Right wing talk shows
    And Christian radio

    I said I suppose the idiot son
    Never took over the business

    And we speculated about Wagontire
    And all other nothing burgs

    We drove through
    that summer

    Heart of Trump’s America
    True fly over country

    April 7

    Watching Cats Hunt

    Early morning
    Watching two white cats

    Hunting a white dove
    The cats hunt in pairs
    Tracking the bird

    The bird flies away
    Safe for now

    And I think about the cats
    And the hunt goes on

    Such is life
    And the fate of cats
    And birds

    April 8

    Landlord Blues

    I am a landlord
    Owner of property

    Here there
    and elsewhere

    Have been for years
    Since 1989

    When I bought my first duplex
    I have tenants

    and tenant
    issues galore

    I receive rent from the tenants
    it seems money grows
    on the proverbial tree

    but at times
    from time to time
    I hate being a landlord

    I suppose in my heart
    I am a socialist
    with a blending heart

    But my wife
    is comfortable
    as a landlord

    She calls me a hypocrite
    And a wild romantic goat

    Born under the sign of the goat
    And I call her a capitalist pig

    Born
    under the sign of the golden pig

    April 9

    Pane e circus 2017 Redux


    By order of his excellency
    Emperor Donald the First

    The merciful,
    the Christian King of Kings

    The Sultan of Sultans
    The Emperor of North America

    Be it hereby decreed
    That the ancient honorable
    gladiator games
    Of the old Roman Empire
    Have been restored

    Each city in the Empire will host a team
    They will compete for the honor
    Of the national championship

    The games will start
    With fighting animals

    Fighting fish
    Roosters
    Cheetahs
    Tiger
    Bears
    Wolves
    And lions

    Then a man lion contest
    With a heretic thrown to the lions

    If he or she lives
    They will be pardoned

    Then then main games
    Six men/women teams compete

    Armed with swords, knifes, mace, clubs
    They fight until one man or women remans
    The victor of the game

    Those who are prisoners
    Can compete for their freedom
    And a full imperial pardon

    Let the games begin
    Long may the games reign
    In the new North America Empire

    Praise be to the Emperor
    Donald the First

    April 10 Long

    Live Emperor Donald the Ist


    Ladies and Gentlemen
    My fellow American citizens
    Greetings and salutations

    Today is a momentous day
    The old corrupt USA republic is no more
    The constitution that once protected us
    Has been overthrown and violated

    The barbarians at the gate
    Have taken over

    And ruined the once great land
    The last hope of the world

    And so, I had no choice
    But to kill the old rotten regime
    And restore American greatness

    To save democracy
    I must destroy it

    And so, starting today
    I will serve
    as the Emperor of North America

    I welcome Canada and Mexico
    And the Caribbean islands
    To join The North American Empire

    As we rebuild America
    Restoring American greatness
    And making us all proud again

    Proud subjects of the New American Empire
    May the Empire reign forever and a day
    Triumphant against all enemies

    And so, I take this burden
    Sadly, but gladly

    I will serve you
    As your Emperor

    And my son Donald
    Will serve as our second emperor
    Once I pass from this world

    His son will serve as the third emperor
    And so on until the end of time

    And we will reign
    in our new capitol city
    Colorado Springs
    renamed New Rome
    Until the end of time

    Washington will remain in our hearts
    As the capitol of the old Republic

    But the heirs of the Roman Empire
    Need a new Imperial Capitol

    And soon we will conquer Mars
    And expand our Empire to the Starts

    Long Live the Empire
    Long Live America

    Good night
    And may God Bless
    This great Empire

    April 11 3 3 Am Nightmares

    3 am

    The bewitching hour
    When the wild things come out
    And play

    And torture you
    With endless wild accusations
    And nightmarish visions

    As I toss and turn
    Trying to escape

    I look over at my wife
    And as always

    Repeat the mantra
    Everything will be alright

    And the wild things are banished
    To the dark corners of my mind

    And I recover my happiness
    And I smile
    As I look at the sleeping beauty

    Still the most beautiful women in the world
    Still the most alluring women in the world

    Still in love with her
    After 35 years

    The love gets stronger and stronger
    As she overcomes my despair

    And the sun comes up
    And I think to myself

    What a wonderful life I have
    With the women of my dreams

    April 12

    Zombie Apocalypse

    Zombies to the right of me

    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me

    Zombies behind me
    Everywhere zombies galore

    The end of the world had become
    And the zombification
    of the world had begun

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    No one knew when or where
    the first zombies appeared
    One moment zombies were just a collective
    figment of our deranged imagination

    The next moment we were all living
    in a zombie apocalypse nightmare

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    Some said the zombies were created in a lab
    Released by mad scientists and the military

    Others said it was plague sent by God himself
    To punish mankind
    for tolerating evil and moral depravity

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    The Christians and Muslims prayed
    But their prayers went unheard
    As they too soon became zombies

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    The zombies hunted in packs
    Overwhelming their victims
    Killing most instantly
    But some they simply bit
    And turned them into fellow zombies

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    The zombies did not attack one another
    They preferred living live flesh
    Human flesh
    but they ate everything they saw

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    And so, I ran into the countryside
    With my fellow humans
    Hit out deep in the woods

    Hiding from zombies
    And crazed cannibal gangs alike

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    The world ended that day
    And our nightmare world began

    Zombies to the right of me
    Zombies to the left of me
    Zombies ahead of me
    Zombies behind me

    April 13

    Spring Doositsu for Angela Poem a Thon

    Waking up seeing you there
    Watching you as you wake up
    Fills me with such sweat desire
    Overcoming my mind

    I sit watching you all day
    Thinking of you all day long
    Wild erotic imaginings
    Love making to come

    That old blues song come to mind
    I just want to make love to you
    I just want to make love to you
    Nothing more than that that

    I end this morning with this thought
    You are still the most wonderful
    The most beautiful creature
    In the whole universe

    April 14

    Love Jones

    I got the Love Jones, baby
    And it won’t leave me alone

    I got the Love Jones, baby
    And it won’t leave me alone

    I’ve been writing these love poems
    All day long

    And I have been dreaming
    Of all the ways,
    I could make love
    To my secret lover

    If only she will let me be
    If only she will open her heart
    And let me in

    Perhaps the love Jones
    Might leave me along

    But I got the love Jones
    Bad baby

    Can’t you tell?

    That the love Jones
    Has grabbed my Soul

    Twisted it up into little pieces
    And I need you
    To unravel the Love Jones

    I need you to answer the call
    Of the Love Jones Baby

    I need you
    To let me be free

    Of the spell
    Of the Love Jones

    I got the Love Jones
    Baby

    I got it bad
    And only you can

    Put a stop to the love Jones
    Baby

    Let me enter your life
    Put out the fire of desire

    Send the Love Jones packing
    And let me make sweat love to you

    Oh, Love Jones
    Go away

    Let me be in peace
    Love Jones
    Leave me be

    Baby
    I got the love Jones
    For you

    Can’t you see?
    What you do to me?

    I got the Love Jones
    Baby and it ain’t going away

    Until I get to make love to you
    Then perhaps this Love Jones
    Will leave me be

    Love Jones

    April 15 Kim Vs. Trump Twitter War –

    in memorial of Kim Il Sung’s the Great Leader’s Birthday

    North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un waves from a balcony of the Grand People’s Study House following a mass parade marking the end of the 7th Workers Party Congress in Kim Il-Sung Square in Pyongyang on May 10, 2016.
    North Korea kicked off a massive parade in the centre of Pyongyang on May 10 to celebrate a just-concluded ruling party congress that was seen as a formal coronation for supreme leader Kim Jong-Un. / AFP / Ed Jones (Photo credit should read ED JONES/AFP/Getty Images)

     

    President Kim, it is time that we cut the shit and cut a deal #Real Trump

     

    President Trump, it is impossible for us to cut a deal unless you agree to me keeping nukes # Kim Jong-un the Great

    President Kim, you know that if I want I can just make you disappear.  You can be wiped off the earth in a moment.  We know where you live #real Trump

    President Trump, we have a nuke with your name on it on a boat sailing up the Potomac and it will blow your ass up any day now so don’t fuck with us. #Kim Jong-un the Great

    Kim, your stupid Asian gook.  Let me break it down for yah You threaten the US you die and all the North Koreans go to hell. Is it worth it? #real Trump.

    Trump, you are so stupid. You are the worst excuse for a human being ever $ Kim Jong-un the Great

    Kim, you are the stupid mother fucker. I mean what’s up with that idiot haircut of yours?  $real Trump

    Trump, I would not talk about hair, your orange haired mutant mother fucker.  #Kim Jong-un the Great

    Kim, it is all real baby and so are my wife’s boobs… #real Trump

    Trump, let’s cut the crap and get down to business.  How much will you pay us to get rid of the nukes?  #kimJongun the Great

    Kim, lets meet manor a mano and get it out on the table.  No nukes no chems no bioweapons and no more political prisoners to start with #realTrump

    Trump, we can discuss. If I can stay in power the rest is negotiable #Kim Jong un the great

    Finally, the two of you are talking sense. About time #Xi the President of China

    April 16

    Why I am not a Christian Easter Thoughts

    On Easter Sunday,
    I often think about Christianity
    I don’t understand why anymore
    would believe such nonsense

    The essential story makes no sense
    An imaginary all powerful deity
    that no one has ever seen or heard

    Except for psychotic patients or Drug users
    Comes down to earth
    and impregnates a married woman

    Who has never had sex for some reason
    And her husband is okay with that
    Believes her wild story

    And still does not have sex
    Until after the baby is born

    Then there is total silence
    Nothing about Jesus’s childhood

    30 years later he emerges
    Preaching love, peace and brotherhood
    And denouncing the corrupt temple leaders
    And the Jewish leaders as well

    The miracles also don’t make any sense
    In the real world,
    you can’t turn fish into bread
    Can’t walk on water
    Can raise the dead etc. etc.

    Just does not happen
    In the world, we live in
    And has not happen
    since those ancient days

    Then the last supper makes some sense
    Jesus knows he is about to be betrayed

    But he does not confront Judas
    Does not run away
    Does not encourage his disciplines
    To run away with him

    The whole Jesus Mary M story
    Also, does not make sense

    Jesus must have been married
    Or he was gay

    There is no doubt
    Either way the story makes no sense

    The crucifixion is the only part of the story I buy
    Jesus was put to death because he was a rebel leader

    And the Romans tolerated no dissent
    To the Roman’s right to conquer and rule

    The rising from the dead stories
    All contradict one another

    And Jesus was either walking as a normal human being
    Or was a ghost

    The door was rent open as if by lightening
    Or not

    Finally, we have been waiting over 2,000 years for his return
    You would think if the story is remotely true
    He would have turned up by now

    Except he has
    As many lunatics claim to be Jesus
    in the flesh

    all delusional of course
    and that is what I think of Christianity

    nothing but fairy tales and mass delusions
    surrounding a kernel of truth

    Love each other
    Treat each other right
    Don’t be consumed with greed

     

    But couldn’t that message
    Be made simpler
    Without all the associated nonsense?

    So, on this day I say
    Open your minds

    And discard the nonsensical elements
    of Christian thought
    And follow the true teachings of Jesus

    Even if you don’t believe
    in the imaginary man in the sky

    April 18

    Spring Time in Oregon

    Spring has finally sprung in Oregon
    Escaping from the longer winter prison
    That has covered the land with snow

    They say that this winter
    Was a colder than normal winter

    Wetter than normal
    As the long drought finally ended

    As nature resumed
    its normal spring thaw

    I rejoice
    Seeing all the signs of spring

    Especially the sight
    of young beautiful women
    Shedding their winter clothes

    And walking about
    in the spring sunshine

    So wonderfully alive

    So, beautiful and sexy
    As they sashay about
    Here and there

    It makes me smile
    All day long

    Yes, I love Spring time
    Everywhere in the world

    But especially in Oregon
    My new found second home

    April 19

    Cats

    I often wonder about Cats
    What do they think of us

    It seems at time
    That cats think of humans
    As their slaves

    We exist to feed them
    To comfort them

    To save them from their enemies
    And to worship them

    Yes, cats are an alien species
    Totally different from humanity
    Detached, and almost evil

    If we ever encounter an alien civilization
    God help us if it’s a cat based civilization

    We would then be engaged
    In the epic mother of all wars

    As cats and humans would not get along
    The cats would think we were their slaves

    And we would resent and fear them
    And secretly worship their alien ways

    April 20

    Secret Agent Man

    Secret agent man
    Where are you going?

    What do you know?
    And when did you know it?

    What dark secrets do you hide
    In your inner soul?

    Do you even have a soul anymore?
    Or has it been so compromised
    That there is nothing left?

    But lies, within lies with lies
    Do you even know the truth?
    Does the truth set you free?

    Or is the truth just another lie?
    That you tell yourself

    I’d like to know
    My secret agent man

    Perhaps someday you well tell me
    Your deepest darkest secrets

    And reveal what the government is hiding
    But perhaps I can’t handle the truth

    So, keep you secrets to yourself
    And let them die with you

    As you go to your grave
    Your secrets buried deep within
    Your corrupted soul

    Until the end of time
    Reveals all

    April 21

    COSTCO People Watching


    I love my COSTCO
    I love going there to shop
    But most importantly

    I love people watching
    Looking at people as they walk by
    Wondering what their stories are

    And covertly checking out
    the beautiful girls
    As they walk on by

    And when they smile at me
    It makes my day

    Yes, I love my COSTCO
    And COSTCO Loves Me back

    Extracting my money
    From my wallet

    I go in for one simple thing
    And walk out
    having spent 500 dollars

    Yes, COSTCO has my number
    And loves me too
    Long Live COSTCO

    April 22

    The Dogs of War are Howling

    The Dogs of War

    Have been set free
    Of their cage
    And are out
    Howling at the moon

    The Dogs of War
    Have been set free

     

    To wreck what havoc
    Might be

    Yes, the Dogs of War
    The Hell Hounds
    Have bound out of their cages

    Sniffed about
    And smiled

    At the destruction, they saw
    They knew soon

    They would be in their element
    As the world descends into chaos

    The Dogs of war
    Are at foot

    The chaos is upon us
    The evil grows and grows

    And dark noises are heard
    Here and there

    And the dogs of war
    Smiled

    They knew soon
    They would be in their element

    The war machines
    Came to life

    The plans came out of the books
    The military might be unleashed

    And the Dogs of war
    Smiled and howled at the moon

    And the rest of the world
    Shuddered
    At the thought
    of what was yet to be

    Satan on the other hand
    Was happy as can be

    With the evil shit
    That was going down

    He smiled
    Patted his hell hounds
    And told his dogs

    The war to end all wars
    Armageddon is upon us my friend

    Soon, mankind will know
    The face of absolute evil

    And they will love it
    When I take over

    The armies prepare
    The bombers prepare

    And the dogs of war
    Are happy
    Unleashed to do their mischief

    And soon millions may die
    And the pits of hell
    will open

    And the judgement day
    May be upon us all

    Madness descends upon the land
    The fog of hate envelops us all

    And reason and civilization
    Fall away

    As the Dogs of War
    And their minions
    Take over the minds of man

    And the end of the world
    And the beginning
    of the end times
    Come upon us all

    And the US goes bankrupt
    Morally and fiscally

    And the evil that men do
    Goes on and on and on

    But the war machine must be fed
    The munitions makers must be paid

    As each million-dollar missile is launched
    Millions more are made

    And the corporations
    Think of the endless profits
    To be made

    Every time they kill
    With the war machines

    But who cares about the victims
    They are nothing but collateral damage

    Who cares about the soldiers
    Nothing but cannon fodder

    Who gives a damn
    About the dead
    They are dead and gone

    Just think about the profits
    Think about the profits

    Satan is happy
    The dogs of war
    are free at last

    April 23

    Suburban Laundromat – thanks to Don Teeter for the inspiration from a FB posting

    Suburban Laundromat Scenes

    Suburban laundromat
    Anywhere USA

    I often go to a suburban laundromat
    Near my suburban apartment

    I can sit in my car
    Listen to jazz, classical or blues
    On my car’s radio

    And watch my machine
    Doing its suburban laundry duty

    Just spinning and spinning and cleaning
    Doing its thing its laundry thing

    The neighborhood is anywhere USA
    Strip malls, apartment houses, townhouses

    A fire station, a police station
    Banks, cell phone shops
    Restaurants from around the world

    At the parking lot’s edge
    As I approach I notice

    Gentlemen of the off-grid class
    Sitting among their Hogs
    Stoned off the semi legal weed

    Smiling at me
    With an I don’t give a fuck attitude

    That is somewhat contagious
    They tell stories

    Paranoid ramblings
    Containing a kernel of truth

    As they watch their clothes
    Like a hawk

    The clothes spin and spin and spin
    As the laundry machine does its laundry thing

    The machines don’t care about what we humans think
    They just do their duty as the man says

    Across the old run-down boulevard
    The light rail line uses a right of way

    That dates to the mid 1850’s
    An old Indian game trail perhaps
    That the white man turned into the first road
    In these parts

    People come and go
    Some in cars

    Some on foot
    People from all over the world
    Speaking languages from everywhere

    But all understand English to some extent
    And many understand Spanish to some extent

    I feel everyone is united
    Chiefly by their transience

    And think back on old Latin saying
    Sic transit Gloria mundi
    And wonder if these are the end days

    And ask the laundry machine
    What does it think

    The laundry machine pauses
    Seems to think
    And looks at me

    Almost saying
    WTF do you think
    A laundry machine knows?

    And so, I gather my items
    Nod to the regulars

    Who interrupt their endless paranoid arguments
    Acknowledging my existence

    And I stumble back
    To my suburban apartment
    Truly paradise on earth

    April 24,

    I Want You Right Now

    I still want you
    More than anything else in life

    I want you
    I want you next to me

    I want you every moment
    Of every minute
    Of every day

    I need you in my life
    I need your wisdom
    I need your kindness
    I need your beauty

    I need your special wit
    And I need your ability
    To deal with this cruel world

    I need you to save me
    From the demons
    That haunt my Soul

    For you are my soul mate
    The only person

    Whoever completed me
    And made life worth living

    April 25

    The Decline of America

    You see it everywhere
    The unmistakable signs

    That the decline of America
    Is in full swing

    And we have gone past the tipping point
    There is nowhere left to go

    But downward
    As the Empire begins to collapse

    Victim of imperial overreach
    Like all empires before

    The DC metro on a good day
    Is a broken-down remnant

    Of a once proud system
    The future of mass transit
    Its proponents said

    The interstate highway system
    Is falling apart day by day

    The cost of rebuilding America mounts
    And our politicians are afraid
    That it will costs trillions of dollars

    Just to prevent the US from collapsing
    Into third world irrelevance

    We have the world’s most expensive military
    A million dollars per missile

    And yet we can’t find the money
    To provide decent health care for all

    Bombs, and tax cuts for the wealthy
    Are the only things

    That the Republicans care about
    And the world looks in amazement

    At the clown boy President
    As he struts about

    Looking more and more
    Like some Banana Republic

    President for life
    With his family
    grabbing as much loot

    As they can
    From the federal government
    Before the coming revolution
    Overthrows them

    When did we start this decline?
    Some say 1960s started it
    Others say Nixon’s to blame

    Others claim that it was Carter’s fault
    Or Saint Reagan’s fault
    Or the other boy President GW Bush
    Or Obama the fake American’s fault

    Does it really matter
    All I know

    Is the America I knew
    The can do anything country

    Is alas no more
    And I morn for our lost liberties

    Our lost sense of purpose
    Our lost sense that America
    Was the last great hope of Mankind

    And still I wonder
    Can America be made great again?
    As our President Trump proclaims

    The end times approaches

    Nuclear war is talked about
    Another missile crisis

    And instead of JFK leading the country
    We have Donald John Trump

    The one and only
    The greatest con man
    To ever get elected

    And I fear the end is in sight
    As America begins its decline

    Will we be one country
    Or will we erupt into a civil war

    The right claims that the left has started it
    And the left claims that the right has started it

    And both sides claim that the civil war
    Is inevitable

    A fight for the future of our country
    And so, it goes
    The decline of empires

    And I pray
    That I may survive
    The end of times

    April 27

    Life is Wonderful

    This morning I woke up
    Always a good thing
    At age 61

    I looked out my window
    And saw a bright blue sky

    Nice Spring time weather
    Not a frown in the sky
    Not a cloud to hide
    The bright late April Sun

    I looked over
    And saw her there

    As always
    The nighttime anxieties fade away

    And I realize once again
    Everything will be okay

    If she is with me
    And I said to myself
    What a wonderful day

    April 28

    Sandwich Choices


    There are so many choices to be had
    When ordering a sandwich

    What kind of bread

    What kind of meat or any meat
    What kind of cheese or any cheese

    Whether to have sprouts or not
    Whether to have a pickle or not

    Whether to go with a classic peanut butter
    And something sandwich

    I loved peanut butter sandwiches
    As a kid

    Peanut butter and sweat pickles were my favorite
    Peanut butter and banana is good also
    Peanut butter and strawberry jam
    What a delightful memory

    My current favorite

    Is a BLT with sprouts, avocado, and kosher dill pickles?
    Heirloom red tomatoes one slice per each half
    Avocado one half per each half
    One half pickle on each half
    Bacon cooked just right – well done but not black
    Sprouts and lettuce just right
    Timamook Yellow smoked cheder cheese
    On each half
    On Gluten Free bread
    with chipotle mayo
    And Dijon mustard
    Cut in half

    Truly a sandwich made in heaven

    And bacon makes everything
    Taste so damn nice

    And God if you are reading this poem
    You had better prepare them for me
    Or Heaven will not be worth it

    Does Satan serve BLT sandwiches
    I wonder

    Probably not
    Probably you become the bacon
    In his hell sandwiches

    April 29

    More Coffee Blues

    One morning as I drank my fake coffee
    I needed to go out
    and get a cup of real coffee

    The fake coffee just did not do the trick
    It tasted almost like the real thing

    But just did not have that kick
    And I needed it bad

    I needed the real coffee buzz
    I realized that I was a coffee addict
    I tried to just drink decafe

    But was boring
    And almost as bad as the fake coffee
    That I drank

    Caffeine was bad for me
    I knew it

    But I craved the rush
    Craved the intense buzz
    Craved the hyperactivity

    Kept me all day
    And caused me nightmares
    Sometimes for days on end

    I knew I could not handle it
    But like all addicts

    I needed my coffee buzz
    And so, I once more

    Drank my drug of choice
    And entered the coffee zone

    As I fried my brain
    With caffeine

    The last legal drug
    In neo-puritan America

    And I smiled as I gave in
    To the intoxicating smell
    And flavor of my coffee
    And surrender my free will

    And drank my coffee
    Waiting for the nightmares to come

    April 30

    Rambling Man -Where Do I Belong?

    I have been a rambling man
    All my adult life

    Grew up in Berkeley, California
    Went to College in Hayward and Oberlin
    During my lost year
    Lost in a fog of booze and pot
    Then I came back to reality

    And went to college
    In Stockton, California

    The central Valley
    Ohio transplanted to California

    Then after four years in Stockton
    With extended weekends
    and breaks in Berkeley

    I became an expatriate wanderer
    Peace Corps worker in Korea
    Then taught ESL in Korea
    For four years

    Occasionally returning to my home
    But always wanting to be elsewhere

    Then back to Korea
    And then Seattle for four years

    Driving back and forth to the bay area
    Stopping off in Southern Oregon

    Eventually bought a house and duplex
    In Southern Oregon

    Vaguely thinking we would retire there
    Some day when my rambling ways were over
    Then back to Korea for three more years

    Then I joined the Foreign service
    And my wife the military

    And I wandered the world again
    Always somewhere
    Always dreaming of my next somewhere
    Never there
    As I was a permanent expat

    And a diplomat to boot
    Never a local

    But never really felt I belong there
    Or in the America

    That was becoming more and more
    A foreign land

    The longer I stayed away
    I stayed on in DC for almost ten years

    Off and on
    But never really felt
    that I belong there

    I was too West Coast in my heart
    And DC seemed to be
    Just a place to stay
    In between travels

    Stayed in Thailand
    Then later India
    And Eastern Caribbean
    And later Spain

    Traveled to 45 countries
    Lived in ten

    And now I am retired
    Still torn between

    living the expat life
    In Seoul, Korea

    And returning to the West Coast
    And occasionally back to DC
    and Florida as well

    And I wonder
    Where do I belong

    Where do I belong

    Other than wherever
    My wife and I end up

    Neither here nor there
    Half way there

    And so is that my fate
    Never to really belong

    Never to have roots in the ground
    Always wanting to be somewhere else

    Always a stranger in my native land
    And a stranger in my other home
    Across the sea

    There is no answer to these questions
    As the rambling urge comes again
    And I prepare to move yet again
    Hoping someday I will be

    Somewhere where I can stop
    These rambling blues

    And really be there

    The End

  • Go Bold or Go Home!

    Go Bold or Go Home!

    Go Bold or Go Home

    kamala harris

    Cosmos’s 2025 Predictions

    Dear Kamala,

    I am writing to you to offer you my advice for winning the nomination and the Presidency.  I believe you have the potential to be our next President and I hope you take this advice to heart.  I would love to discuss it with you or your staff at an appropriate time.

    I retired from the U.S. State Department in 2016 after 27 years of service.  I grew up in Berkeley went to college at the University of the Pacific and graduated from the University of Washington (MA Korean Studies, MPA).  I also served in the Peace Corps in Korea. I have been to 49 out of 50 states (minus Alaska) and 45 countries, including two visits to Jamaica.

    My advice, in a nutshell, is to make this a generational change election like in 1960, and in 2008.  Paint your opponent Donald Trump as yesterday’s candidate, and mock him, calling on Grandpa Trump to retire to Florida and play golf. Depict him as senile, out of touch, and focused on returning America to the 19th Century. And I would also call upon Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren to retire from the field and let the next generation battle it out to become the nominee.

    You are the product of the 21st Century and proud of it. Embrace your multicultural roots and embrace the wonderful diversity of your home town Oakland.  Embrace Californian values as American values for the 21st century.

    Then regarding policy proposals

    GO BOLD OR GO HOME!!!!

    I would put forth a series of comprehensive bold future-oriented policies and reiterate them every chance you get.   You could call them

    Kamala’s Plan for the Future of America, or something along those lines.

    Maybe

    “Let’s Boldly Go into the Future,”

    But be big, bold, brassy, optimistic and challenge your opponents to produce a better plan or shut up and work with you to solve the nation’s problems.

    Call for Free College Education Coupled With National Service Requirements.

    Call for all Americans to serve three years in public service either in the military or in the government or NGO sector and in return, they will get four years of college paid for.   For recent grads, they can serve and get their college debt forgiven.

    To those who say we can’t afford this, say we can’t afford to continue to put our college students in crippling debt they cannot afford.   And everyone, especially the rich, should shoulder the burden of national service.

    Call for The Green New Deal

    Point out time and time again China, Germany, and other countries are building the green energy resources of the future while the U.S. which invented green energy is moving back to the 19th century.

    When critics say we can’t afford this, tell them we can’t afford to ruin the world for our children’s future. We can’t afford to continue burning fossil fuels. Climate change is real and the U.S. must lead the way forward. That is what great nations do, lead the world in embracing change, in embracing the promise of the future. We can do no less.

    Call to Fix Obama Care

    Point out time and time again that we still have a broken down too expensive too burdensome a health care system.  Point out time and time again that we have the most expensive system in the world yet we are about 25th in terms of health care outcomes.  No one in this land should fear going bankrupt if they need to get medical care. We can do this right and we must do it right.

    One potential fix would be to open the Federal Health Care system to anyone who needs insurance and continue to provide subsidies to keep the premiums down.

    Another option would be an expansion of Medicare so it covers about half the country.

    When Republicans proclaim that they will repeal Obamacare and replace it with something, call them on their bullshit.  Demand to know the plan now or tell them to shut up and work with you to fix Obamacare.

    Call to repair our alliances

    Declare that our allies are our allies and our friends and we will work with them to solve the world’s problems and restore American leadership.  We will rejoin the Paris Climate Change and work to make sure it works.  We will rejoin the Trans Pacific Partnership.

    Offer a New Deal to North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela  

    We will continue to negotiate with the North Koreans, offering them a way towards reunification with South Korea and rejoining the world economic community.

    Offer to Talk with The Iranians

    Tell the Iranians we are ready to talk with them and want a new deal that would benefit them and the U.S. along the lines of what we are offering the North Koreans.

    Bring the Troops Home

    I would call for most U.S. troops to return to the U.S., where they will be reposted along our borders and serve as adjunct border patrol agents and first responders as part of their mandatory new national service.

    Rebuild America

    I would gradually reduce military spending and devote resources to rebuilding America’s crumbling infrastructure.

    This must include high-speed trains, and must include perhaps hyperloop technology or Maglev trains?  And the next generation of airplanes as well.  We must rebuild our mass transit systems. We must embrace the development of driverless vehicles.

    When the Republican scream you are weakening national security call them out on their BS. Ask them how repositioning troops to help deal with national security issues at home weakens national security?  How does going to universal military service weaken national security?  How does getting out of endless wars weaken national security?  How does closing a few bases in Europe weaken national security?  Or closing a golf course? Or a commissary? Point out that we already spend more on national security than any other nation on earth.  How does rebuilding America’s failed infrastructure weaken national security?  Challenge them to produce a better plan.

    Call for Comprehensive Immigration Reform

    Start by acknowledging we need to improve security at the border but the wall is a waste of time and money that will not solve the problem.  We need a comprehensive 21st century immigration policy that balances the need for continued immigration with the need to ensure that immigrants contribute to our country and enrich our country as they always have and always will.

    Challenge the Republicans to come up a better plan and work with you to implement it.

    Call For A Return To Space Including Lunar Colonies And Martian Colonies

    It is time for the U.S. to lead the world again in space exploration.  Offer to lead the way in building lunar and Martian colonies with the participation of the world’s other space powers.

    Call for The Legalization Of Marijuana, Emptying The Prisons Of Marijuana Offenders

    End the endless war on drugs.  Repeal marijuana prohibition.  Empty the prisons of marijuana offenders.   End the private prison for profit system.   End the prison pipeline that sweeps up brown and black youths and sucks them into prison for life.   Reserve prisons for the most dangerous offenders, all other prisoners should be sentenced to community service, drug treatment or other non-prison sentences.

    Use the money saved by closing prisons for rebuilding infrastructure.

    Gun Control

    I like your gun control proposals. It is a step forward. Continue to push for universal background checks.

    Fully Support LGBT rights

    Fully Support the religious freedom of all Americans including non-believers

    Call for a Return to traditional American civil norms that Trump has so badly damaged

    call on Trump to retire to Florida to play golf

    regarding how to deal with Trump, gentle mockery is in order.  it drives him crazy.  just respond,

    “there he goes again”.  or, “time to retire, Old man.”  “I hear that golfing is fun once you are retired.”

    For VP Pick a Man

    To get elected you need to appeal to men as well as women and to appeal to white people as well as minorities.  So, for your VP pick, I’d be a bit cautious and go with a white man, perhaps a Hispanic man.  I’d pick a governor from the Midwest. Perhaps the governor of Colorado?   Picking Mayor Pete would be a bold move.

    I think that you get my point by now. Be bold, inventive, optimistic, full of hope and energy and you will prevail.

    Stay away from the professionals. Don’t play it safe. Be real, in your face, and authentic East Bay. Groove to Tower of Power on the campaign trail!  Keep it real, my dear.  100 percent real you.

    More Soul Power for You!

    Be cautious, small-minded, narrowly focused and you will lose.  In short,

    Kamala, GO BOLD OR GO HOME.

    Sincerely

    Jake Cosmos Aller
    703-436-1402
    Jakecaller@gmail.com

    https://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

     

  • Dogs of War Are Howling

    Dogs of War Are Howling

    NATO troops walk near burning NATO supply trucks after, what police officials say, was an attack by militants in the Torkham area near the Pakistani-Afghan in Nangarhar Province June 19, 2014. According to officials on Thursday, at least 37 trucks belonging to NATO forces were destroyed after three suicide bombers targeted the NATO supply trucks, with two civilians wounded in the attack. REUTERS/ Parwiz (AFGHANISTAN – Tags: CIVIL UNREST POLITICS MILITARY TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY) – RTR3UKDU

    Dogs of War are Howling and other poems were published earlier in Synchronized chaos. I wrote the poem, “Dogs of War are Howling” in 2003, and updated it in 2017.

    SYNCHRONIZED CHAOS.

    Poetry from Jake Cosmos Aller

    The Dogs of War are Howling

    The Dogs of War
    Have been set free
    Of their cage

    And are out
    Howling at the moon

    The Dogs of War
    Have been set free

    To wreck what havoc
    Might be

    Yes, the Dogs of War
    The Hell Hounds
    Have bound out of their cages

    Sniffed about
    And smiled

    At the destruction they saw
    They knew soon

    They would be in their element
    As the world descends into chaos
    The Dogs of war
    Are at foot

    The chaos is upon us
    The evil grows and grows

    And dark noises are heard
    Here and there

    And the dogs of war
    Smiled

    They knew soon
    They would be in their element

    The war machines
    Came to life

    The plans came out of the books
    The military might be unleashed

    And the Dogs of war
    Smiled and howled at the moon

    And the rest of the world
    Shuddered
    At the thought of what was yet to be

    Satan on the other hand
    Was happy as can be

    With the evil shit
    That was going down

    He smiled
    Patted his hell hounds
    And told his dogs

    The war to end all wars
    Armageddon is upon us my friend

    Soon, mankind will know
    The face of absolute evil

    And they will love it
    When I take over

    The armies prepare
    The bombers prepare

    And the dogs of war
    Are happy
    Unleashed to do their mischief

    And soon millions may die
    And the pits of hell
    Will open up

    And the judgement day
    May be upon us all

    Madness descends upon the land
    The fog of hate envelops us all

    And reason and civilization
    Fall away

    As the Dogs of War
    And their minions
    Take over the minds of man

    And the end of the world
    And the beginning of the end times
    Come upon us all

    The usual lies descend upon the world
    Kim Jong Un is evil personified

    He must be destroyed over there
    Before he can destroy us over here

    The lies continue unabated
    And Kim plays along
    With each day unleashing another threat

    With Trump and his minions
    Responding in time

    Saying the time for talk is over
    The time for robust action is here

    The machinery of war
    Once unleashed
    Can’t easily be stopped

    There is a certain cruel logic
    That demands that the war go on

    And people die
    And people suffer

    And the US goes bankrupt
    Morally and fiscally

    And the evil that men do
    Goes on and on and on

    But the war machine must be fed
    The munitions makers must be paid

    As each million-dollar missile is launched
    Millions more are made

    And the corporations
    Think of the endless profits
    To be made

    Every time they kill
    With the war machines

    But who cares about the victims
    They are nothing but collateral damage

    Who cares about the soldiers
    Nothing but cannon fodder

    Who gives a damn
    About the dead
    They are dead and gone

    Just think about the profits
    Think about the profits

    Satan is happy
    The dogs of war are free at last

    Idiots in High Places

    this poem has been published in a number of other sites.

    Many years ago
    I was amazed to find
    So many idiots in high places
    All over the world

    Senators, congressmen
    Office directors
    Presidents
    Corporation CEO’s

    All were idiots
    Completely stupid

    People who should have known
    A thing or so
    because they should have seen a thing or so

    and yet these idiots in high places
    would reveal their total ignorance

    every time they opened their mouth
    or tweet or email their profoundly wrong thoughts

    and it never ceased to amaze me
    that few ever challenged these idiots

    few ever said but you are wrong
    or you don’t have a clue

    and these idiots caused so much damage
    to those around them
    to the country and the world

    and now we have the idiot in chief
    in charge of the richest most powerful country
    the world has ever known

    and I wonder how in a country of 350 million people
    we ended up with such an idiot in charge

    But the idiots in high places phenomenon
    Exists everywhere

    Corporations made stupid decisions
    Countries make incredibly bad decisions

    All traced back to idiots in high places
    And these idiots in high places
    Can’t hide their ignorance and pure stupidity

    They can’t pretend anymore
    In a world of 24/7 constant news
    The idiots every pronouncement
    Fills the airways 24/7

    And the only people who know better
    Are too afraid to say what they know

    That the idiot in high place
    Is an idiot
    and is destroying the world

    and so, we doomed to die
    due to the idiot in high places


    Masters of the Universe

    this poem also has been published in a number of sites.

    The earth has been invaded
    By hideous blood sucking vampires
    Disgusting vile alien creatures
    Devoid of all compassion
    Lacking any human empathy

    These so-called Masters of the universe
    These psychopathic monsters
    Are everywhere
    They even took over the White house

    And to these vile creatures
    Everyone is nothing but a commodity
    These alien monsters
    Worship the god of the market
    While proclaiming that they serve Jesus

    Jesus would turn over in his grave
    To see these people in action

    Delta airlines
    Facing the worst hurricane in world history
    Decided that the expeditated thing to do
    Was raise prices 600 percent

    Instead of doing the right thing
    The compassion thing
    The human thing of offering free flights to all

    Delta executives thus demonstrated
    That they are no longer human

    But greed driven monsters
    As are all the other soulless automatons
    Who have taken over the world

    Perhaps some day
    Jesus will come back
    And smite these motherfuckers
    Send them to the hell they so richly deserve

    We can only pray
    For our deliverance from such evil
    From the soulless evil masters of the universe
    Who have taken over the planet

    When Will This Madness End?

    gun
    gun

    first published in Poetry24
    poetry24 poems

    Yet again we turn on the TV
    And witness horrible scenes
    Of unparalleled violence, hatred and despair

    An old man consumed by his own demons
    Opens fire from a hotel room
    Killing 60 people injuring hundreds
    In Las Vegas, Sin City

    And the cry goes out throughout the land
    Why yet again this tragedy

    The usual suspects are rounded up
    It’s the culture, stupid cry the conservative voices

    And there is nothing we can do
    It is like the weather
    Bad shit happens

    Guns are the price of our freedom
    Guns Don’t Kill People
    The only solution is more guns for everyone

    The only solution for a bad guy with a gun
    Is a gun guy with a gun?
    An armed society is a polite society

    And people need assault weapons
    To go deer hunting

    No, it’s the guns, cry the liberal pundits
    We must confiscate the guns
    Ban Assault weapons
    And join the rest of the world
    Where such carnage does not occur

    And we sit around and argue
    Knowing that there will be a next time
    And another time and time and time again
    Until the end of time

    What is the sickness in our souls
    That allows for this hatred to fester so
    Deep within the minds of our killers
    And why is it that they are almost all
    White men with a grievance

    And almost never crazed Islamic terrorists
    Or black people
    Or women

    Why do they act the way they do
    Is it just the mindless violence
    That surrounds us all

    Violence is as American
    As Apple Pie

    The TV and movie purveyors
    Of pornographic violence

    The pornographic display of violence
    That washes across us every day
    The 8,000 murders we have seen
    By the time we are 18?

    Or is it simply
    That killers can easily
    Get the latest bang for their buck?

    We are all responsible here
    The negligent parents
    The overworked schools

    The soulless corporate world
    That treats everyone like disposable commodities

    The lack of human connection
    Maybe even the lack of God

    The police department
    Who think it is open season
    On black Americans

    Killing them with impunity
    Because they can

    And the gun sellers
    The NRA and their brain dead
    Captured politicians

    Who block all gun control legislation
    And even in the face of this carnage
    Want to make it easier to buy guns

    Even though 95 percent of Americans
    Want to end the gun show loophole
    Requiring background checks on all purchasers

    The NRA will prevent this measure
    And that measure
    And defend the right of the terrorist
    On the no fly list
    To be able to buy a gun

    Nothing will change
    Until we conflict the evil
    That lurks deep within each of us

    There will be another Las Vegas
    Soon enough

    Despite all our efforts
    Despite any new laws

    There will be evil men
    Who want to shoot and kill
    Who have somehow lost
    Their essential humanity

    Lao Tzu said
    The more laws there are
    The more criminals there will be

    More laws are not the answer
    For a law cannot make a sick soul whole

    If Satan lives on
    He is laughing
    All the way to the proverbial bank

    If God lives on
    He is ruing the day
    He created Mankind

    And the carnage will go on and on and on
    Until the day emerges
    When we all proclaim

    Enough, no more
    The killing, hatred and violence
    Will stop

    No More will our people
    Grow up to be such monsters

    That day will come soon enough
    Until then we will all suffer
    The wrath of the killer gun men
    In our midst.

    End of the World Blues

    californa wild fires
    A motorists on Highway 101 watches flames from the Thomas fire leap above the roadway north of Ventura, Calif., on Wednesday, Dec. 6, 2017. As many as five fires have closed highways, schools and museums, shut down production of TV series and cast a hazardous haze over the region. About 200,000 people were under evacuation orders. No deaths and only a few injuries were reported. (AP Photo/Noah Berger)

    The heat is simply malevolent today
    As if the very fires of hell were burning bright
    In anger at the idiots in high places

    That have so destroyed God’s wonderful creation
    Turning it into Hell on Earth

    It’s been hotter than this, I know,
    and maybe it’s just the angle of the sun,

    but there’s a deeply harsh quality to it.
    As the world burns up
    And the end of the world approaches

    The wind is blowing hard off the hills
    and visions of a great fire 26 years ago
    are spiking in my memory.

    People are reacting badly to this weather
    The commute in was hellish

    Every seemed to be speeding way
    above the speed limit.
    Driven mad by the heat and the wind

    There were multiple stalls and accidents.
    People were cutting each other off
    and road raging in the extreme.

    Every man woman and child
    Was out for blood that day

    I was missed by inches twice
    by huge pickup trucks cutting me off.

    There are more street people
    acting aggressively near the campus,
    barking and yelling and stalking around.

    Completely lost in their own world
    Sensing that the end of the world is near

    Students in the hallway
    aren’t chatting with each other.

    Everyone seems irritated
    and haunted.

    Afraid that the end of the world
    Is upon us all

    The pool was a cool, silent refuge
    from all of this for an hour,

    but the brassy relentless
    assault of the afternoon’s heat
    bore down on me

    just beat me down
    as I walked back to the office.

    I hope the day passes quickly,
    and no new fires start,
    and we all get home safe.

    From Ned Garret’s FB posting:

    Has anyone else notice that the heat is simply malevolent today? It’s been hotter than this, I know, and maybe it’s just the angle of the sun, but there’s a deeply harsh quality to it. The wind is blowing hard off the hills and visions of 26 years ago are spiking in my memory. People are reacting badly to this weather. The commute in was frightening in spots. Every other driver seemed to be speeding way above the speed limit. There were multiple stalls and accidents. People were cutting each other off and road raging in the extreme. I was missed by inches twice by huge pickup trucks cutting me off. There are more street people acting aggressively near the campus, barking and yelling and stalking around. Students in the hallway aren’t chatting with each other. Everyone seems irritated and haunted.

    The pool was a cool, silent refuge from all of this for an hour, but the brassy assault of the afternoon just beat me down as I walked back to the office. I hope the day passes quickly, and no new fires start, and we all get home safe.

    Comments

    While I acknowledge that “Dogs of War” in some ways reflects the grim scenarios currently at play in our shared world, I haven’t yet given up hope that the crumbling of the existing order we are witnessing might also represent the chaotic transition to a new and (hopefully, eventually) brighter future…if only because it’s difficult to live in despair.

    Also, when it comes to destroying the world, let’s not forget that we of USA are more capable of nuclear destruction than North Korea. Our arsenal is larger.
    Congratulations on your vivid poetic imagery. Keep writing.

    synchochaos.com

  • Take Down Anne Coulter’s Wall

    Take Down Anne Coulter’s Wall

    Take Anne Coulter’s Wall

    When I launched the “World According to Cosmos”, the original idea was that it would be 60 percent poetry and fiction, 10 percent travelogue and 30 percent political rants. This is my first rant of many to come.

    in it, I take down Anne Coulter’s defense of Presdient Trump’s Wall

    I can’t think of more deserving person for an epic take down than Anne Coulter. She is a perfect example of what
    I consider to be a purveyor of fake outrage.

    Fake Outrage

    (from my chapbook, “Fake Things”
    Provide link here

    Both sides unfortunately
    Are guilty of the fake outrage

    The Republicans have perfected the art
    Of creating false outrage

    That they push out over the internet
    And on FOX news 24/7

    The underlying facts
    Don’t matter at all

    All that matters
    Is stirring up the base

    The recent caravan is a perfect example
    There was no crisis

    migrant caravan
    A large group of Hondurans fleeing poverty and violence, move in a caravan toward the United States, in San Pedro Sula, Honduras October 13, 2018. REUTERS/Jorge Cabrera – RC139B215990

    7,000 migrants were coming to the border
    Fleeing violence in Central America

    This was not the first caravan
    Many caravans have come before

    And before Trump and his acolytes
    Turned on the fake outrage machine

    No one had ever thought
    That these caravans

    Were a national security crisis
    Or that there was a crisis

    Overnight the caravan
    Became this huge menace

    This huge bogyman
    Dangerous criminal aliens

    And terrorists
    And scary brown people

    Were attempting to invade
    The U.S.

    If we did not stop them
    At the border

    Right fucking now
    They would overrun the country

    Raping innocent woman
    Robbing people

    Killing people
    Committing terrorist bombings

    The only problem with this fake narrative

    Is that none of it
    Is remotely true

    There was no crisis
    On the border then or now

    The majority of the refugees
    Were woman and children

    There were no criminals
    Or terrorists among them

    And our intel people knew this
    Knew that the president

    and his acolytes
    Were lying their teeth yet again

    Making a proverbial mountain
    Our of a mole hill

    The democrats
    Have yet to figure it out

    The perfect response
    Oh there goes Donald

    Off his rocker again
    Off his meds

    Making a mountain
    Out of a mole hill

    There is no crisis
    Everything is under control

    Donald is just being unhinged again
    Does not know what the fuck

    He is doing or talking about
    That should have been their response

    In short
    The democrats

    Should have openly
    mocked Trump

    Pointing out yet again
    The emperor has no clothes

    Laughter is the best tackle
    To deal with a clown like Trump

    But the democrats
    Have their own fake outages

    Every day
    Proclaiming Trump

    To the be second coming of Hitler
    And they are the resistance

    Trump is not another Hitler
    He is a con man, a grifter

    Who someone conned 26 percent
    Of Americans to vote for him

    And we will survive him
    And perhaps sanity will slowly return

    But the fake outrage industry
    Will probably continue

    As we have all become addicted
    To our latest outrage of the day

    And she is a vile, disgusting piece of work. Unfortunately for us all, she has the President’s ear. And it because of her pernicious influence that we have the Trump shutdown debacle. Yes it is all on her.
    She published an op ed on the wall. I will now deconstruct her arguments, one by one. When I am finished tearing her apart, I will send it to her with a link to my web page. Hope you enjoy the take down and feel free to share and comment as well. As usual, I ask that you be civil in your comments. But I will not be civil in this take down as she does not deserve to be treated in a civil manner.

    Please, No More ‘Border Security’

    trump will fold on the border wall

    please no more border security

    Ann Coulter
    |
    The media are trying to convince Trump that if he abandons the wall, he’ll be a statesman, so that as soon as he folds, they can start making fun of him as an untrustworthy liar.

    Comment:

    Everyone knows that Trump is an untrusty liar. The media don’t need to do much convincing him. He will never be a statesman it is not in his DNA.”

    end comment:

    Everyone knows that we can never have a secure border without an impermeable barrier — something like a wall — across all of it. The Democrats know it, the voters know it, and the millions of illegals hurtling toward our border like cannonballs know it.

    anne coulter's wall
    trump’s wall

    the great wall of china
    the great wall of China

    Comments:

    The Great Wall of China did not prevent the Barbadian hoards from flooding across Roman Britain.

    great wall of china

    hadrians’s wall

    Nor did the Berlin Wall keep the East Germans inside East Berlin. Walls by themselves are not impermeable and they do not provide 100 percent border security. Everyone who has studied Trump’s proposal realize that it will not work and cost a lot of money and there are cheaper ways to accomplish the goal. The biggest problem though is it does not address the fact that the vast majority of illegals came to the US via valid visas. As long as comprehensive immigration reform is not enacted, the wall will join the list of failed Great Walls of the past. And this is something the democrats know, the voters know (60 percent oppose it, Ann, get your facts straight) and the illegal aliens know it. By the way they are not cannonballs hurling towards the border but human beings fleeing unmanageable horrors. What would Jesus do? He would not build a wall for sure. End comment

    The Democrats’ latest idea is to call a wall “immoral, ineffective and expensive.”

    Comment: it is indeed immoral, ineffective and expense. It is also racists, fundamentally opposed to the values of our country and violates international laws and norms, and basic human rights and our Christian ethos (for those of us who claim to Christian). End Comment

    cost of trump’s wall

    If they think a wall is “immoral,” then they’re admitting it’s effective. An ineffective wall would merely be a place for illegals to stop and get a little shade before continuing their march into the United States.

    Comment: What does this even mean? Something can be immoral but effective. You are right though; a Wall would provide much needed shade in the dessert heat and probably not prevent the illegals from marching under the wall to enter the promised land. End Comment

    Democrats’ backup argument is to cite — every four minutes on MSNBC — Trump’s claim that Mexico would pay for the wall. We’re all baffled by Trump not having already taxed remittances to Mexico to pay for the wall (100 percent within the president’s authority under various banking regulations), but if we’re going to start listing the promises Trump hasn’t kept, this is going to be a long column.

    President Trump on Mexico Paying for the Wall

    In point of fact, however, he never said Mexico would pre-pay. We can tax remittances anytime.

    Comment: I call Bullshit on this. Trump said so many times that Mexico would pay for the wall. Two Mexican Presidents in a wall said that Mexico would never pay for the wall. Taxing remittances might raise money for the wall, but the Mexican government would not be paying the tax so they would not in fact be paying for the wall. And you are also wrong – Trump said that the Mexicans would pay for the wall full stop. That means that the government of Mexico would pay the entire cost of the wall. Get your facts straight, my friend. End comment

    To keep the Third World masses flowing across our un-walled border, the media are demanding that Trump agree to nonspecific “border security.” It’s like ordering a Starbucks and instead of getting a coffee, you’re told to have more “pep.” Now move along. Here’s your change.

    Comment: First of all, substantial parts of the border have border fencing, or drones flying overhead. It is hardly un-walled. About half of the border has some sort of fencing along it. I have been there and seen the border fencing up front. It is there and it is effective.
    The democrats are indeed open to improving border security and spending money for it. Your analogy is strange. I don’t get it. End comment

    Would liberals accept such airy statements of intent in lieu of clear legal commands for any of the things they care about? (Not to be confused with “our country,” which they do not care about.)

    Comment: come on Anne. This is too much. The democrats do care about our country. They want out country to live up to its ideals and to the rule of law and the constitution and all the things that make our country great. Again, I don’t quite get the rest of your comments. What airy statement of intent are you talking about?”

    End comment

    Instead of EPA emissions standards, with specific parts per million of pollutants allowed into lakes and rivers, how about a law promoting “enhanced appreciation of God’s bounty”? Emissions standards are immoral and ineffective!

    Comment: WTF are you talking about? How are EPA emission standards even relevant? And how are they immoral and ineffective? And a law promoting “enhanced appreciation of God’s bounty” would be irrelevant and unconstitional. Again, I don’t understand your tortured analogy. End comment

    Nearly every Republican presidential candidate tried to con voters with these meaningless catchphrases about “border security.”

    Comment: So, you are saying that St Reagan, Bush 1, Bush 2 and Trump all tried to con the voters with false meaningless comments about “border security” ? What about Clinton and Obama ? they talked a lot about border security. And both deported a lot of people, particularly Obama. In fact, under Obama we had a net outflow of illegal aliens and record law apprehensions. Those are the facts. Google them yourself.

    End Comments

    Here are The Des Moines Register’s summaries of some of the candidates’ positions on immigration a few weeks before the 2016 Iowa caucus:

    Jeb Bush: “has called for enhanced border security.”

    Marco Rubio: “proposes … improved security on the border.”

    John Kasich: “believes border security should be strengthened.”

    Chris Christie: “urges … using technology to improve border surveillance …”

    Rand Paul: “would secure the border immediately.”

    Carly Fiorina: “would secure the border, which she says requires only money and manpower.”

    They all lost.

    Comment: they all lost. And they all made specific proposals to improve border security. None of them though call for an “immoral, ineffective and expensive wall” because they knew that like the Great Wall and Hadrian’s wall it would not solve the problem. End comments

    The guy who won: “Trump has said many illegal immigrants are rapists and are bringing drugs and crime to the United States. He has called for building a wall along the southern border, and has said he would make Mexico pay for it. He said he would immediately terminate President Barack Obama’s ‘illegal executive order on immigration.’”

    Comments:

    First, most illegals are not criminals or rapists or drug dealers. I fact illegals commit far fewer crimes than native born Americans. That is a fact. Google it. He did call for a border wall and did say that Mexico would pay for it. So, the Media is right to point out that he said many times that Mexico would pay for the Wall and that the Mexican government said many times that they would not pay for the wall.
    President Obamas illegal executive orders were not in fact illegal orders as the President was merely ordering the Border patrol to prioritize apprehension of illegals to focus on apprehending criminal aliens, and allowing the Dreamers to stay under a variation of protected status which the President and DHS can do and have done many times for classes of people fleeing wars and national disasters. These are all within in his powers as President. So, they are hardly illegal executive orders unlike Trumps “Muslim bans”. End Comment

    Trump got more votes than any other Republican in the history of presidential primaries. No one was falling for “border security” then, and they aren’t now.

    Comments” WTF? Trump has been talking about border security in every speech he has made since he ran for President. I hardly think that the voters were falling for border security. Border security and building a wall are not mutually exclusive categories. End Comments.
    But instead of doing what he said and building a wall, Trump has hired people who don’t even grasp that the point is to make it unattractive to break into our country.

    On ABC’s “This Week” last Sunday, Trump’s head of Customs and Border Protection, Kevin McLennan, announced plans to give illegal alien kids free medical care at the border: “What we’ve done immediately, (Homeland Security) Secretary (Kirsten) Nielsen and I have directed that we do medical checks of children 17 and under as they come into our process.”

    Comment:

    Talk about immoral. Even illegal immigrants should be treated with compassion and given minimal medical care before being admitted and processed. This is fundamental and what Jesus would have done. Anne I know you claim you are a Christian. Why don’t you act like it for once?”

    End Comment:

    Apparently, our working class is rolling in so much free health care that now our country is diverting medical resources to treat other countries’ sick kids.

    Comment:

    You got it wrong. All DHS is doing is providing routine medical care for immigrants who have crossed the dessert and are in danger of dying if they don’t get water, food and first aid. This has nothing to do with diverting resources from the regular medical system. And we can afford it. Comment
    McLennan boasted that we — that’s you, taxpayer — will be providing “doctors, physician assistants, paramedics to do an initial intake check so that we know if a child is healthy as they arrive at the border and then make sure they can get medical care if they need it.”

    Comment:

    What’s wrong with this? Would you rather we let them die? You are comfortable as a Christian letting children die? End comment

    Luckily, this won’t hurt any Americans because the doctors they’re sending to the border are not currently treating any U.S. citizens. Oh wait! This just in: They will be taken away from sick Americans!

    Comment: Again, I call BS. We can treat immigrants at the border, provide basic medical care and then process their applicants according to law and standard procedures. And this does not take away from providing health care to American citizens. End comment

    (Possible 2020 Trump campaign bumper sticker: I voted for a wall and all I got was free checkups for illegals.)

    Comment: Again, I call BS. Nice slogan though. How about this one?
    “I voted for a Wall that does not work – and cost billions of dollars. “

    end comment

    Doctors aren’t like the Petroleum Reserve. We don’t keep them cryogenically frozen, waiting to be unfrozen so they can treat illegals demanding free medical care as the price of hating us. If we rush doctors to the border, they are being rushed away from Americans who need medical care.

    Comment: Interesting but false analogy. We have enough resources to divert a few doctors and nurses to the border. We are not taking away medical care from Americans. End comment

    How about Democrats compile a list, by name, of the Americans they would like not to see their doctors anymore?

    Comment:

    Again, a ridiculous false analogy. We are not diverting doctors from seeing American citizen patients. End comment

    As a result of this boundless compassion for anyone who is not an American, how many more sick kids are going be dragged by their parents across hundreds of miles of desert just to see an American doctor?

    Comment:

    This is also a ridiculous analogy. Immigrants are fleeing horrific violence and poverty at home just to provide a safe haven for their children. They are not coming to the US for free “medical checkups”. End comment

    Mexican cartel member to poverty-stricken Latin American:

    Before setting off on this caravan, I want you to know that when you get to the border your kids will be held up for a medical check. And if they find anything wrong, your child will be given First World medical treatment. Also, you won’t be allowed to pay. I just want you to understand what you’re getting into before you join this caravan.

    Comment: again, ridiculous statement. Do you have any evidence that the cartel organizers are promising people free medical check ups in the US? And do you have any evidence that the provision of free medical check ups is the primary motivation for the caravan migrants to risk their lives to flee across the dessert? No, you do not because there is no such evidence. You pulled this statement out of you xxxx…. just like Trump pulls a lot of his nonsensical statements. End Statement

    And when those kids die, Secretary Nielsen can demand more free medical care for illegals breaking into our country. Instead of having a wall, we’ll have a series of interlocking charity hospitals on the border treating the poor of the world before crossing into a country that didn’t ask for them and doesn’t want them.

    Comment:

    Again, I call BS. No one is talking about providing massive medical care for illegal aliens crossing the border. All they are trying to do is treat the illegal aliens with compassion, and decency and provide minimal medical service, water and food for them before processing them for either deportation, or asslyium. All in accordance with standard procedure, American values and yes Christian values. End Comment

    Sorry, America. You lose again.

    Comment: On this I agree. America indeed is losing due to misguided policies that you promote. Why don’t you spend your time on promoting real solutions to the problem like real border security, comprehensive immigration reform and effective foreign ad to central America so that those countries can prosper and illegal migration will no longer be seen as the only course of action? End comment

  • Poems About Fake Politics

    Poems About Fake Politics

    these are my poems about “Fake Politics” part of my ‘Fake Things’ chapbook.

    Fake Politics

    Politicians often campaign
    On the theme

    That the world is fucked up
    And they have the solution

    When they don’t have
    a fucking clue

    Just another example
    Of fake politics

    Oftentimes a politician
    Will pretend to be something

    Other than they really are
    Nothing but con artists

    Like Donald Trump
    Pretending that he is a devout Christian

    When he never goes to Church
    And is almost a poster child

    of everything that Christianity
    preaches against

    and yet evangelical Christians
    still claim that he is one of them

    this is a prime example
    of fake politics at work

    Another prime example
    The republicans blasted a huge hole

    In the federal deficit
    With their give away tax cuts to the wealthy

    Now they claim
    The only solution to the mess they created

    Is to punish the poor and elderly
    By taking away their social security

    Almost throwing them on the street
    Because they refuse to consider

    Revisiting their tax cuts to the wealthy
    That they did not need in the first place

    And of course
    No one would ever seriously

    Look at the massive bloated
    National security Defense budget

    No, the only driver of the debt
    Is entitlements

    And the poor and elderly
    Will have to pay

    For the mistakes that they made
    Yet another example of fake politics

    Fake Solutions

    Politicians love fake solutions
    To real problems

    President Trump’s Wall
    Is a prime example

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    It will do nothing to solve the underlying problems
    All it will do is waste government spending

    Creating a huge PR nightmare
    That will last for years

    It will not end illegal immigration
    The immigrants will still come

    Until the situation
    in their home lands improve

    And until the US reforms immigration
    Making it a rational, human well thought out

    Simple, and easy to use system
    But that requires real thought

    Real work
    Political skill

    And compromise
    Which is a forbidden word these days

    All of which are sadly lacking
    In this world of fake politics


    Fake Outrage

    anne coulter queen of fake outrage

    migrant caravan
    A large group of Hondurans fleeing poverty and violence, move in a caravan toward the United States, in San Pedro Sula, Honduras October 13, 2018. REUTERS/Jorge Cabrera – RC139B215990

    Both sides unfortunately
    Are guilty of the fake outrage

    The Republicans have perfected the art
    Of creating false outrage

    That they push out over the internet
    And on FOX news 24/7

    The underlying facts
    Don’t matter at all

    All that matters
    Is stirring up the base

    The recent caravan is a perfect example
    There was no crisis

    7,000 migrants were coming to the border
    Fleeing violence in Central America

    This was not the first caravan
    Many caravans have come before

    And before Trump and his acolytes
    Turned on the fake outrage machine

    No one had ever thought
    That these caravans
    Were a national security crisis

    Overnight the caravan
    Became this huge menace

    This huge bogyman
    Dangerous criminal aliens

    And terrorists
    And who know what else

    Were attempting to invade
    The U.S.

    If we did not stop them
    At the border

    They would overrun the country
    Infesting the country like vermin

    Raping innocent woman
    Robbing people

    Killing people
    Committing terrorist bombings

    The only problem with this fake narrative

    Is that none of it is remotely true
    There was no crisis

    The majority of the refugees
    Were woman and children

    Fleeing unimaginable violence
    nightmarishly real

    There were no criminals
    Or terrorists among them

    And our intel people knew this
    Knew that the president

    and his demented acolytes
    Were lying their teeth yet again

    Making a proverbial mountain
    Our of a mole hill

    The democrats
    Have yet to figure it out

    The perfect response
    To the Donald is to mock him

    Oh there goes Donald
    Off his rocker again

    Making a mountain
    Out of a mole hill

    There is no crisis
    Everything is under control

    Donald is just being unhinged again
    Does not know what the fuck

    He is doing or talking about
    That should have been their response

    In short
    The democrats

    Should have openly
    mocked Trump

    Pointing out yet again
    The emperor has no clothes

    Laughter is the best tackle
    To deal with a clown like Trump

    But the democrats
    Have their own fake outages

    Every day
    Proclaiming Trump

    To the be second coming of Hitler
    And they are the resistance

    Trump is not another Hitler
    He is a con man, a grifter

    Who someone conned 26 percent
    Of Americans to vote for him

    And we will survive him
    And perhaps sanity will slowly return

    But the fake outrage industry
    Will probably continue

    As we have all become addicted
    To our latest outrage of the day

    Fake President

    In this day and age
    Where fake things

    Have replaced real things
    And no one is real anymore

    It is appropriate
    That we have as our leader

    A Fake President
    The President appears to be human

    But in reality
    He is nothing but a fake

    A con man
    A huge grifter

    Who ran as a successful business man
    Who turned out to have been

    Nothing but a con man
    All his life

    And the biggest con of all
    Was becoming President

    Where instead of acting Presidential
    He spends his time

    Plotting ways to make money
    Out of his new found power

    And plots with his buddy Putin
    To destroy America

    Hastening the terminal decline of America
    And even risking a civil war

    And yet this fake president
    Can’t be removed from office

    Because of all his enablers
    His corrupt Republican Leaders

    Who know he is a fake
    Know he is a dangerous lunatic

    Yet do nothing to remove him from power
    And so it goes

    Day by day
    The rot sinks in

    The America I grew up in
    Is burning down

    Led by the fake man
    In orange

    Cheering as the flames burn
    And the US descends into chaos

    And so, I close this poem
    Crying as the US Dies

    Under the leadership
    Of our Fake President


    Fake Humans – The Lizard People Take Over

    shape shifting lizards

    Some people say
    On the internet so it must be true

    That the world’s leaders
    Have been taken over

    And are fake humans
    From another planet

    In reality
    They are shape shifting aliens

    Lizards from another planet
    Draco or Sirius or the Dog Star

    And some days
    As I watch our fake President

    Pretend to be President
    As he mails it in

    I wonder
    Is he a shape shifting

    lizard alien overload
    That would explain a lot

    And makes some sort of perverted logic
    For in a world

    filled with fake people
    Having fake humans

    Running the world
    Is poetic justice

    And as I close this poem
    I look at the TV

    And I swear
    It is true

    Our leaders are all fake humans
    Shape shifting alien lizards


    Merry Christmas, World, From Your Friend, President T.

    fake politician
    president trump

    President T
    The greatest president
    In the world

    Who has gotten more done
    Than any president before him

    The smartest president in the world
    Who had the best words
    Of all Presidents

    Who knew more about everything
    Than any other President

    Looked out at what he saw
    In late December

    And realized

    He still had not yet achieved
    His dream of building a great wall

    To keep the brown people out
    And America was not yet great again

    Still too many libtards protesting
    The fake media still screaming lies

    Foreign governments still refusing
    To obey his commands
    +
    He was the leader of the world
    Did’nt they get that?

    Ungrateful ingrates
    Taking American money and jobs

    At the direction of the damn Globalists
    Who have infiltrated his own government

    Hmm well he still had a few surprises
    He would shut down the government

    He would fire his generals
    Bring the troops home

    And wall street would rejoice
    The stock market would bounce back

    Congress would once again
    Do their part

    And pass his legislation
    As he showed them

    And the world
    Whose was boss

    And so,
    President T

    Gave his Christmas gift
    To the grateful country

    +++++++++++++++++++++++Shutting down the government
    Firing the generals
    Announcing he was pulling the troops back home

    Cancelling all pending green energy reforms
    Because Americans wanted to buy

    Gas guzzling cars
    their god given right after all

    Now that we were the kings
    Of energy again

    Who gave a damn
    About climate change

    It was all a hoax
    by the Chinese and the Global elites

    And on Christmas eve
    The market tanked

    And the great depression loomed
    And President T

    Said this too will pass
    Great things are about to happen

    As I am President t
    The greatest,

    most beloved President
    in history

    as my friends Putin and Kim
    assure me every day

    Merry Christmas America
    And to the rest of the world

    Fuck you, too.
    I hate you all.

    And to all
    A good night

    God bless America
    Make Russia Great Again 

    Fake Adds

    The world
    Is awashed with fake ads

    Can’t tell the difference
    Anymore

    Between the fake ad
    And the real ad

    Satire is Becoming Harder than Ever

    Satire is becoming harder
    And harder to pull off

    The old adage
    You can’t make this up

    Becomes the only true thing
    Left in a world of fake things

    As this mad comedy of a realty show
    Called the Presidency of President T

    Careens out of control
    I was arrested for Publishing Merry Christmas,

    America from your favorite President, President T

    I am charged with violating the Patriot act,
    for giving aid and comfort to the nation’s enemies

    for mocking the Presidency
    in such a vulgar manner

    and for insulting the honor
    and dignity of the Presidency.

    The President demands
    that I be made an example of.

    Something had to give.
    The political comedians were out of control,

    the writers were publishing
    all sorts of vile lies.

    I am arrested
    and brought before the court.

    My defense was simple.
    Freedom of speech and freedom of press

    I denied that I was slandering the President
    I pointed out that most of the words I used

    Were words that the President himself said
    And I read from his speeches

    And my lawyers cited supreme court precedents
    one after another

    And stated that there was no law in the US
    banning satirical poetry, comedy or writing.

    Now in many other countries
    this might be considered offensive

    and in some countries a crime.
    But up until now the right of Americans

    to make fun of their leaders,
    yes to mock the rich

    and powerful was a cherished
    part of American life.

    And there was no provision
    in federal law

    for cancelling a pension
    because the President was offended

    by a poem
    or a piece of writing

    written by an American.
    in America

    I could be denied a security clearance
    or a federal job perhaps

    but my pension could not be taken away
    again under current Federal law.

    So if President Trump
    wanted to do all of these things

    Congress would have to pass a law.

    Perhaps the Make America Great Again
    Shut the Critics Up law

    like the alien and sedition laws
    that the Supreme court ruled

    were unconstitional?
    in 1803

    And this poem could not be considered
    hate speech as I did not call the President names

    or advocate violence against him.

    All I did was mock his pretensions
    that he was the greatest President

    in the history of the world.
    And of course the Supreme court

    could rule that the first amendment
    did not apply

    when the President says it does not.

    That of course would make them complicit
    in ushering in a dictatorship.

    For if Americans are forbidden from criticizing,
    yes even mocking their leaders

    then we have lost
    all of our freedoms

    Putting me on a no fly list
    as a suspected terrorism

    was also not permitted
    as no where in my poem

    did I advocate terrorism.

    In my writing I am satirical
    and provocative

    but it is clear
    that I love my country,

    just want it to live up to its potential
    and in that way America

    could become great again.
    And I did apologize

    to the President
    if he was personally offended.

    I suggested that he look into his heart
    and realize that he is not the greatest President

    in the history of the world,
    and make amends and ask forgiveness.

    But he was the President
    and he could do whatever he wanted to do

    and I would continue
    to exercise my first amendment rights

    as long as the first amendment
    was still intact.

    The judge ruled
    against the government

    and I am ordered free
    but the Judge warned me to be careful.

    For now you are free
    but in the future who knows?

    The judge is pilloried
    on right wing media.

    My only response was to tweet
    President T

    I will meet you at your hamburger
    joint of choice or a steak house

    And buy you dinner
    To say that I am sorry.

    The President tweet back
    Sorry I never eat dinner

    With pathetic losers
    like yourself

    You may have won for now
    But watch yourself

    We may come after you
    And your family

    And your friends
    And you followers

    You have been warned
    be very afraid

    I tweet back
    Thank you President T

    You are the best President
    In the whole history of the world, Not!

    And I publish our tweets
    Which infuriates the President

    But soon he is dealing with impeachment
    And the world soon forgets me

    And my poetic
    moment of glory

  • Fake Food Poems

    Fake Food Poems

    Poems About Fake Food

    These are my poems about fake food. this is the first part of my “fake food” chapbook which is a sub-set of my “Fake Things” manuscript. I hope to shop both around for publication in the Spring. For both collection I use as a working definition of “fake” anything that is not 100 percent the original deal or state. Thus most of the world we live in is that sense “fake” fake things can be better than the original, or just meet a different need but some are insidious like “fake food”. I have posted some of these earlier, and they can be found on Cosmosfunnel, All poetry, Hello Poetry (where is trending whatever that means) and poetry magnum opus.

    of course these opinions are entirely my own and do not reflect the opinions of any my prior employers.

    here we go my poems about fake food! comments and feedback welcomed.

    Fake Food

    in this world of fake things
    Nothing is more fake
    Than the food we eat

    Most of the fake food crap we eat
    Is nothing but chemicals
    And flavorings

    Added to a small amount
    Of real food

    All packaged and sold
    And marketed

    Scientifically designed to taste good
    So we eat the poisoned food
    And get sicker and sicker

    While the food industry giants
    Make obscene profits
    Selling us poison

    Comments: almost all processed food sold in the market is fake in the sense that it has chemicals and preservatives added to it along with gluten, corn syrup and who knows what else, not to mention GMO’s. Fresh fruits and vegetables often have wax on it.

    it is difficult but not impossible to find real food but the big food companies don’t make a lot of profit so they push all the various processed foods on us and we mostly consume as Frank Zappa once sang,

    “eat the garbage that I feed you” from ” I am the Slime” end comment

    Fake coffee

    I used to be a big coffee drinker
    Had to have my four or five cups
    Of real fresh brewed coffee

    Not for me the weak instant coffee
    Of decaf coffee or herbal fake coffee

    But over time coffee caught up to me
    And now I can not handle the real deal
    And I am forced to drink decaf coffee
    Which is a kind of fake coffee to me

    Or herbal coffee
    Which is entirely fake
    Designed to taste like the real thing

    But without that caffeine kick
    That true coffee drinkers crave

    Since we are all caffeine addicts at heart
    Just need that rush to get going
    And keep going

    And the fake coffee
    Just does not do the trick

    And so, I am doomed
    To drink decaf coffee
    And fake coffee

    Missing my real cup of coffee
    Until the day I enjoy the last drop

    comment:

    I do like my coffee so I drink a cup of decaf almost every day and once in a great while real coffee and I will resume drinking herbal coffee but these are fake in the sense that coffee in its original state has caffeine in it. see my other coffee poems on my web page. Several have been published. Particularly snarling cup of coffee.

    here in Korea, there seems to be a coffee shop on every corner. Only in the last year has decaf become widely available, before then it was impossible to find anywhere so there is progress for those like me who can’t handle caffeine.

    End comment

    Fake vegan meat

    A Man Eating A Vegan Burger. Stock Photo – Image of hamburger, meat_ 113961446

    When I go to a vegetarian restaurant
    I often encounter fake meat
    Often called mock meat

    Made out of soybeans, and other things
    And I wonder
    Why bother with the façade

    I mean if you are a vegan
    Be a vegan

    Don’t eat or make fake meat
    You don’t need it
    You really don’t like it

    And it is somehow
    just wrong to me

    So please no more fake meat
    No more tofu turkey for me

    Either give me my meat
    Or give me my vegan delight

    comment: no offense to my vegan friends, but I just don’t get the concept of fake meat. I have had some great fake meat dishes and enjoyed it but just don’t get the concept. end comments

    Fake fish

    Everywhere in the world
    When you eat fish
    In a restaurant

    The restaurant owners
    Claim it is salmon or tuna
    Or other delicious fish

    But the sad reality
    60 percent of the time
    You are eating fake fish

    The fish may be fish
    Or may not be fish
    But if it is indeed fish
    It is probably tilapia

    Or some other cheap
    Bottom feeding scumbag fish
    Filled with toxins

    And possibly tape worms
    And other parasites

    And as you eat your delicious fish
    You are eating the fake fish

    And helping the fish industry
    Continue this con game

    But there is nothing you can do
    Except for catching your own fish
    And preparing it yourself

    So, when you eat fish
    Pretend if you must

    That you eating salmon or tuna
    While you eat your tilapia
    And pay the salmon/tuna premium price

    comment: there are so many fake fish products in the market. one study estimated that less than 50 percent of the time the customers are getting what they thought they had ordered, and it is difficult to tell at times whether the fish you eating is the real deal. Here in Korea though you can buy real fish from the fish market and be somewhat assured that you are eating the real deal. End comment

    are you eating fake fish

  • outlaw poetry

    Outlaw Poetry

    By

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Outlaw Poetry is apparently a thing. I prefer “Neo-Beatnik” but what the hey, we are talking the same thing. Outlaw Poets is a term used in reference to writers of outlaw poetry, a type of marginal poetry with Beat sensibility often categorized as Spoken Word.

    Works of several such poets is included in The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry and literary magazine like Zombie Logic Review.
    Outlaw poets

    “Outlaw poets” is a term of endearment used in reference to poets whose work is featured in the Outlaw Bible. The following (conspiracy) list of traits is characteristic of such poets as the! leader in russian start with the vol1 “demons contempt” of Carlos ac Libera :Out law poetry … does not mean to be disobedient, or an outlaw or criminal in poetic ethics; there is no direct sophism but there is no contradiction either;; Outlaw poetry”, is still taking its first steps as a vanguard of poetry but is a form of subversive expression, ‘which differs from all modes of poetry but is neither playful nor fiction; is a silent expression of crushing the system, the angry cry that is not made in the street, outlaw poetry is wild, natural, appears and has the effect it did not have for an invitation..

    anti-authoritarian;

    anti-Vietnam war activists known for their anti-war rhymes (many poets write about Vietnam who are by no means outlaw poets).

    Elder poets that gained notoriety via unconventional forms

    Poets deliberately not included in most academic curriculums[2]

    Often inspirational to or inspired by the so-called “Beat” movement in American poetry during the mid-20th century[3]

    The following 29 pages are in this category, out of 29 total. This list may not reflect recent changes (learn more).
    A

    Kathy Acker

    B

    Richard Brautigan

    Charles Bukowski

    C

    C. A. Conrad

    Mitch Corber

    D

    Diane di Prima

    F

    Bob Flanagan

    Rebecca Fransway

    G

    Allen Ginsberg

    Hedwig Gorski

    S.A. Griffin

    H

    Jack Hirschman

    K

    Alan Kaufman (writer)

    Bob Kaufman

    Tuli Kupferberg

    L

    David Lerner

    D. A. Levy

    M

    Joyelle McSweeney

    Jack Micheline

    N

    Harold Norse

    O

    The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry

    R

    Steve Richmond (poet)

    S

    Sapphire (author)

    Herschel Silverman

    Patti Smith

    T

    Charles Taylor Jr.

    David Trinidad

    W

    William Wantling

    A. D. Winans

    The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry, edited by Alan Kaufman, is an anthology of American underground poets spanning the post-war era to the present day. First published in 1999, the collection features work from several notable poets, including Jack Micheline, Patti Smith, Harold Norse, David Trinidad, Tuli Kupferberg, D.A. Levy, Bob Kaufman, Jim Chandler, Jim Brodey, Daniel Higgs, Jack Kerouac, Bonny Finberg, David Lerner, Richard Brautigan, Allen Ginsberg, Tom Waits, William S. Burroughs, Carlos ac Libera, Ken Kesey, Justin Chin, DianDi Prima, Charles Bukowski, and FrancEyE[1], among others. S.A. Griffin served as a contributing editor.

    ? S.A. Griffin, Neeli Cherkovski, and Al Martinez (n.d.). “Franceye | Call”. Outlaw Poet. Retrieved November 8, 2017.

    ? ? Kaufman, Alan (1999). The Outlaw Bible of American Poety. Emeryville: Thunder’s Mouth Press. p. xxv. ISBN 1560252367

    Kaufman, Alan (1999). The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry. Emeryville CA: Thunder’s Mouth Press. p. vi-viii. ISBN 1560252367.

    I am proud to be associated with such great writers. !

    Here then are some of my outlaw poems, published in Outlaw Poetry. Enjoy and please comment on my blog, “hhtps://theworldaccordingtocosmos.com

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    In Search of America 1975 – Hitchhiking Tales by Jake Cosmos Aller

    Posted on April 26, 2018 by Monsieur K. — 1 Comment ?

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    In Search of America 1975 – Hitchhiking Tales

    When I was young
    And foolish
    Broke and stubborn

    I hitchhiked across the USA
    Started in Salt Lake City
    Where my greyhound bus pass
    Was stolen

    The station manager
    Could have helped me
    But refused to do so

    Threaten to call the cops
    When I grabbed my bags
    Without the stolen tags

    I said
    Go ahead
    But I am so out of here

    Wondered about Salt Lake City
    Went to a bar

    Found I had to buy my booze
    Next door

    And they would mix it for me
    Had to order food too

    After a bloody Mary
    And a burger
    I walked about town

    Saw the Mormon Temple

    Finally about 3 pm
    It was time to hit the road
    Did not look back

    Ended up in Cody Wyoming
    Got a room shower
    Steak beer
    Using my rapidly depleted cash

    Spent 25 dollars
    Money really went far
    Back in those days

    A band of professional
    Communist agitators
    Gave me a ride

    To Des Moines
    Lots of weed booze
    And politics later
    Got off the road

    Slept outside
    Next day
    A beautiful woman

    Drove me to near Chicago
    In a red mustang

    Might have been
    The girl in the song

    Took it easy
    Digging her vibe

    She invited home
    But was not sure
    If her estranged husband
    Would welcome me

    So I being foolish
    And inexperienced with women
    Did not go to her place

    And always regretted
    That I had lost
    My chance that day

    Then on to Chicago
    Several rides later

    Visited friends

    Hit the road again
    A series of uneventful rides
    With truckers

    And others
    And a week later
    I ended in New York City

    Slept along the way
    In cars

    In truck stops
    In high way rest stops

    Always moving
    Always going
    None stop talking

    And lots of free weed
    And beer
    And conversation

    One more memorable ride
    Occurred outside Albany
    On my return to Chicago

    A middle age creepy looking man
    Picked me up
    In a brand new Cadillac

    He was he said a dynamite deliverer
    For the Mafia
    Went to various places
    To blow up shit

    He hated a lot of people
    Particularly hippies from California
    And Jewish people

    Looking at me to confirm
    That I was both

    I told him that I lived in New York
    And had never been to California

    And although I might looked Jewish
    As I what was called back in the day
    A “Jewfro”
    I was not Jewish

    Many years later I discovered
    That I am indeed part Jewish
    But then I did not know

    And I felt a bit of strategic information
    Might keep me alive
    Then I realized that he was just jiving with me
    And we relaxed

    And he pulled out some weed
    And beer
    And we mellowed out

    But I believe that he really was with the mob
    Perhaps not a dynamite dealer
    A real made Italian made mafia member

    By Chicago
    I had enough
    I called my Dad
    Told him what had happened

    Wanted a ticket home
    And he sent me a ticket
    And 500 dollars

    And I went home
    I told him I would tell him
    My tales some day
    But never did

    I learned so much
    About my fellow Americans
    And the strange vibe
    That was 1975

    And now it is too late
    But I wanted to finally
    Tell the world

    Of my hitchhiking tales
    In search of America 1975

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    Lost and Found

    I was lost
    And you found me

    You walked out of my dreams
    And into my life

    And that made all the difference
    In the world

    As you entered my life

    I was all alone in this cruel world
    And you provided shelter
    And comfort

    I did not know what I wanted
    And you gave me what I wanted

    You gave me meaning
    You gave me purpose

    You gave me love
    And understanding

    peace and happiness
    Joy, laughter and fun

    You were endlessly fascinating
    Could not keep my eyes off you

    You were the most beautiful women
    In the world to me

    And you still are
    So many years later

    Like a fine bottle of wine
    Gets better with age

    And you gave me
    Endless nights of wild love making

    Which has gotten better
    As well

    And I fell under

    your spell
    from the day, I met you
    I was lost
    And you found me

    And if you go first
    I will be lost again

    Can’t live without you
    By my side

    Thus, is has always been
    Between us

    We are so entangled
    So interwoven

    And that is the

    way
    It was meant to me

    Note: based on a true story which you can read on my blog or in the book, “Dreams and the Unexplainable” published by the Chicken Soup for the Soul publishers in September, 2016.

    My Mother’s History

    One day many a year ago
    My mother spoke to me
    About her family’s tangled history

    She spoke to me
    Of lies, half-truths, and myths
    Some of which may have been true
    And over the course of the evening
    Her history came alive

    She was born in hills of North Little Rock
    The 10th of 11 children
    Of an ancient dying race

    The Cherokees who had ran away
    The lost tribe of the Cherokees
    Homeless since the trail of tears

    Refusniks
    Refugees who fled in the hills

    Rather than join the rest
    In the promised land
    Of Oklahoma

    Her people disappeared
    From history’s eyes

    They did not exist
    I did not exist

    My history was over
    As was hers

    And so, I learned at last
    The painful truth

    That due to the crimes of politicians
    So long ago

    My mother’s people
    Lost their land, their culture and their hope
    And became downtrodden forgotten people

    Hillbillies they were called
    Living in the hills and mountain dales
    Clinging to the dim fading memories

    Of their once glorious past
    As proud Cherokees

    Now no one knew their name
    The old ways were forgotten
    And the new world never forgave them

    And they never forgave the new world
    As they lived on
    In the margins of society

    Forgotten people

    And I vowed that if I lived
    Their history would not die
    As I knew the truth

    And I would become a proud
    Cherokee
    And make my mother proud of me
    And my accomplishments

    And so, when I am down and out
    I recall her stories and her warnings
    And realize it is up to me

    To live my life
    To let the Cherokee in me
    Live his life

    And in so doing
    My mother’s history does not die

    It lives on in me
    Until the day I die

    Long live the Cherokee nation
    Long live my mother

    Conversation with Teddy Roosevelt

    One morning I woke up in the White House
    I had been summoned back in time

    By a mysterious letter I had received
    From my hero, Teddy Roosevelt

    The letter
    Asked me for my advice

    And instructed me to go to the white house with the letter
    And so, I went and presented the letter

    And went through a back door and found myself
    Back in 1904 being presented to the President

    We spent the afternoon and evening talking about the future past
    And the present in front of us

    And we worked out the problems of the world

    Then I told him of the future world to come
    Of the world wars

    Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan
    Of presidents to come
    And of the great events of the future

    And he spoke of his fears
    That the future would become a nightmare

    Of great powerful corporations
    Oppressing the little man

    Turning everyone into slaves
    To the powers that be

    And that he was determined to fight
    For the little man

    And he hoped that it the end
    Freedom would have a chance
    To flourish in the world

    I left
    Not wanting to let him know
    That he had failed

    That the special interests ruled the world
    And that soon the world he knew and love
    Would become nothing but the dusty myths of history

    And I wondered what had happened
    Where we had gone so wrong
    And whether we would find our way back

    Watching Cats Hunt

    Early morning
    Watching two white cats
    Hunting a white dove

    The cats hunt in pairs
    Tracking the bird

    The bird flies away
    Safe for now

    And I think about the cats
    And the hunt goes on

    Such is life
    And the fate of cats
    And birds

    Cats

    I often wonder about Cats
    What do they think of us
    It seems at time
    That cats think of humans
    As their slaves

    We exist to feed them
    To comfort them

    To save them from their enemies
    And to worship them

    Yes, cats are an alien species
    Totally different from humanity
    Detached, and almost evil

    If we ever encounter an alien civilization
    God help us if it’s a cat based civilization

    We would then be engaged
    In the epic mother of all wars

    As cats and humans would not get along
    The cats would think we were their slaves

    And we would resent and fear them
    And secretly worship their alien ways

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    It is a Gun Situation, Mr. President

    Mr. President
    You are wrong once again
    You said that the tragic events in Texas
    And Las Vegas were not “gun situations”
    But rather were mental health problems

    And that in Texas if there had been gun controls
    Perhaps fewer people would have died

    Mr. President
    I know you a smart man
    The smartest man in the world
    According to you

    So please contemplate this fact
    According to the latest findings
    It is a gun situation

    In fact, the reason the U.S.
    Has so many gun deaths
    Is because we have so many guns
    45% of the worlds guns in fact

    And 33 percent of the world’s shooters
    Are Americans killing other Americans

    And most of them
    Are White People
    killing other white people

    Not Islamic terrorists
    Most are in fact
    Self-proclaimed Christians

    So Mr. President
    When will you come to your senses

    And do what 90 percent of the public wants
    Enact nationwide effective gun controls?

    And tell the NRA
    they can take their blood money elsewhere

    When Mr. President
    When will you act
    When will you take charge

    And become a President of the people
    Instead of the President of the NRA?

    Prayer Works

    Dear Speaker Ryan

    I want to tell you something
    The dead don’t want your prayers
    The dead don’t care that you pray for them
    They are dead after all

    And you and your so-called Christians
    Are to blame
    You refuse to do anything
    Anything at all to stop the carnage
    In our streets

    The U.S. is flooded with guns
    And more are sold every day

    Millions of people don’t have health coverage
    Millions are barely surviving
    And your answer
    Our dear great compassionate Speaker

    Your answer
    Is Prayer works
    Government action does not

    You act as if the gun violence
    Plaguing our country
    Was like the weather
    Beyond our control

    So here’s my prayer for you
    And your colleagues

    When you die
    I pray that God
    Will send you

    And your friends
    Straight to hell

    Where Satan and his demons
    Will use you for target practice

    That’s my prayer to you
    And as you know
    Prayer works

    I don’t Get It

    Mr. Speaker
    I admit I don’t get it
    How does prayer
    Stop gun violence?

    Prayer did not work in Texas.
    26 people were murdered
    while praying.

    God if he exists
    Obviously does not care

    About the poor people
    Who died in his church

    Because a mad man
    Got a gun

    And no they were not praying
    To be delivered from death
    No one deserves to die like this

    So my prayer to you
    Is simply this

    Get off your rear end
    Rally the country

    And do something
    About gun violence

    That’s a prayer
    I hope works

    Add House Speaker Paul Ryan to the list of Republicans offering only thoughts and prayers in the wake of Sunday’s mass shooting in a Texas church, because taking meaningful action is always off the table with him and his party.
    Speaking with Fox News Channel’s Laura Ingraham last night, Ryan reiterated that the victims and their families need more prayers because “prayer works.”
    Prayer doesn’t work.

    26 people were murdered while praying. Even Christians ought to admit that prayer doesn’t make a damn bit of difference and their God will do whatever their God wants to do, even if it means letting people die in church because a domestic abuser got his hands on a semi-automatic weapon.

    Not that Ryan would ever say that.

    Instead, he just blamed the “far secular Left” for not getting it.
    Paul Ryan to “Far Secular Left”: After Mass Shootings, “Prayer Works”

    NOVEMBER 7, 2017 BY HEMANT MEHTA

    253 COMMENTS

    Add House Speaker Paul Ryan to the list of Republicans offering only thoughts and prayers in the wake of Sunday’s mass shooting in a Texas church, because taking meaningful action is always off the table with him and his party.

    Speaking with Fox News Channel’s Laura Ingraham last night, Ryan reiterated that the victims and their families need more prayers because “prayer works.”

    Prayer doesn’t work.

    26 people were murdered while praying. Even Christians ought to admit that prayer doesn’t make a damn bit of difference and their God will do whatever their God wants to do, even if it means letting people die in church because a domestic abuser got his hands on a semi-automatic weapon.

    Not that Ryan would ever say that.

    Instead, he just blamed the “far secular Left” for not getting it.

    It’s disappointing. It’s sad, and this is what you’ll get from the far secular Left. People who do not have faith, don’t understand faith, I guess I’d have to say. And it is the right thing to do, is to pray in moments like this, because you know what? Prayer works. And I know you believe that and I believe that. And when you hear the secular left doing this thing, no wonder you’ve got so much polarization and disunity in this country when people think like that.

    That’s Republican thinking for you right there: The people who hear the facts, examine the evidence, and demand action are to blame for polarizing the country… while the people in charge, the ones who sit on their asses doing absolutely nothing (at least when they’re not voting to make the problems worse), should get credit for being the vanguards of everything right with America.

    The people who don’t have faith understand it perfectly well. That’s why we chucked it a long time ago. We know prayer is the only thing most politicians want to offer in times of distress because meaningful action would alienate their core supporters and donors. Democrats get it. Other countries get it. The only ones who don’t come from the same party that routinely rejects science, facts, and experts.

    There are, of course, Christians who believe prayer is meaningless unless it’s followed up with action. We can argue that they’re wasting their time with that first step, but these aren’t the people we’re complaining about.

    We’re specifically criticizing those who have the ability to pass gun reform legislation and mental health reforms… but choose to do nothing.

    That’s what Paul Ryan has to offer the nation: A giant, steaming bowl of jack shit. And he wants credit for that meal because he says grace before gulping it down.

    Dear Governor Abbot

    You say that you are a Christian
    Yet you have the gall
    to say that the proper response
    To the evil acts of the deranged gun man
    Who shot up a church
    Is to work closer with God

    And that evil people will find ways
    To commit evil acts

    And that there is nothing the government
    Can do to stop this madness
    It is the price of our freedom

    Why can’t you wake up
    And see that you can lead
    The way out of this madness?

    Thousands of people die
    Each year from guns in this country
    Turning everyone into prisoners
    Into their own homes

    Afraid to walk outside
    For fear that a nut job
    With a gun

    Will blow them away
    In Church, at the store
    In traffic

    And you and your NRA buddies
    Think the answer
    Is to arm everyone to the teeth

    And I wonder how Jesus
    Would react to how
    You have so misunderstood his message?

    You Sir are not a Christian
    And you Sir are going to not like
    What God has to say to you
    On Judgement day

    “We have evil that occurs in this world, whether it be a terrorist who uses a truck to mow down bikers in New York City, whether it be a terrorist who uses bombs or knives to stab people, or other terrorist who use vehicles, whether it be in Nice, France, or any other place in the entire world, who mow down people.
    And I’m going to use the words of the citizens of Sutherland Springs themselves, and that is, they want to work together for love to overcome evil, and you do that by working with God.”

    Texas Governor: Fight Gun Massacres By ‘Working With God’

    NOVEMBER 6, 2017 BY MICHAEL STONE

    48 COMMENTS

    Texas Governor Gregg Abbott claims prayer and “working with God” is the only way to prevent mass shooting events like the recent church massacre in rural Texas.

    In a deplorable bit of pandering Abbott said that the proper response to Sunday’s shooting is to confront evil through prayer and forge “a stronger connection to God.”

    Governor Abbott said:

    We have evil that occurs in this world, whether it be a terrorist who uses a truck to mow down bikers in New York City, whether it be a terrorist who uses bombs or knives to stab people, or other terrorist who use vehicles, whether it be in Nice, France, or any other place in the entire world, who mow down people.

    And I’m going to use the words of the citizens of Sutherland Springs themselves, and that is, they want to work together for love to overcome evil, and you do that by working with God.

    Most reasonable people reject Abbott’s impotent call to prayer and a “stronger connection to God.” In a statement concerning the recent Texas church massacre, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said that action was rquired:

    We have a solemn obligation to the victims of Sutherland Springs, Las Vegas, Orlando, Newtown and the many tragic shootings that occur each day to respond not only with prayer and unwavering love, but with action.

    As for Governor Abbott, his position as a dangerous religious extremist is well established.

    Last June Abbott signed into law legislation allowing publicly funded agencies to deny non-Christians the ability to adopt a child in need.

    In addition, in a move meant to shame women who have abortions, the Republican governor of Texas ordered state health officials to add new abortion regulations that would require the burial or cremation of post abortion fetal tissue.

    Bottom line: Texas Governor Gregg Abbott is a dangerous religious extremist who believes the proper response to Sunday’s church massacre is prayer and other efforts to forge “a stronger connection to God.”

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    When will this Madness end – short version

    Yet again we turn on the TV
    And witness horrible scenes
    Of unparalleled violence, hatred and despair

    An old man consumed by his own demons
    Opens fire from a hotel room
    Killing 60 people injuring hundreds
    In Las Vegas, Sin City

    And the cry goes out throughout the land
    Why yet again this tragedy

    The usual suspects are rounded up
    It’s the culture, stupid cry the conservative voices

    And there is nothing we can do
    It is like the weather
    Bad shit happens

    Guns are the price of our freedom
    Guns Don’t Kill People
    The only solution is more guns for everyone

    The only solution for a bad guy with a gun
    Is a gun guy with a gun
    An armed society is a polite society

    No, it’s the guns, cry the liberal pundits
    We must confiscate the guns
    Ban Assault weapons
    And join the rest of the world
    Where such carnage does not occur

    And we sit around and argue
    Knowing that there will be a next time
    And another time and time and time again
    Until the end of time

    What is the sickness in our souls
    That allows for this hatred to fester so
    Deep within the minds of our killers

    We are all responsible here
    The negligent parents
    The overworked schools

    The soulless corporate world
    That treats everyone like disposable commodities

    The lack of human connection
    The TV and movie purveyors
    Of pornographic violence

    Nothing will change
    Until we conflict the evil
    That lurks deep within each of us

    There will be another Las Vegas
    Soon enough

    Two weeks later the greatest mass shooting in a Church occurred in Texas
    Sadly nothing has changed

    Published also in Poetry24

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  • to the Pain Gods

    to the pain gods

    Pain, go away
    Pain, pain go away
    Come again some other day
    Quite haunting my every moment
    Quit bothering me every single day

    Pain, Pain, God of Pain,
    What did I do to deserve such?
    Devilish pain?

    What did I do to you?
    Oh God of Pain
    Why are you punishing me?
    Every single God damn day

    Pain God Go away
    I will not believe in you
    If you do not believe in me

    Do we have a deal?
    God of Pain?

    Or will you continue to afflict me
    Every moment for the rest of life
    With this enervating pain

    Pain, pain go away
    Don’t come another day

    I wish I might
    I wish I could
    Send you away
    Forever and ever

    Banish you to hell and beyond

    Pain, pain go away
    I will not believe in you any more
    Please stop the torture

    I know that Zappa
    Says the torture
    Will never stop
    But I know the truth

    The truth may set us free
    But nothing will drive this pain away

    Pain go away
    Leave me be

    I don’t deserve this,
    I did not ask for it

    Simply go to hell
    My pain God


    Pain, go away
    Pain, pain go away
    Come again some other day
    Quite haunting my every moment
    Quit bothering me every single day

    Pain, Pain, God of Pain,
    What did I do to deserve such?
    Devilish pain?

    What did I do to you?
    Oh God of Pain
    Why are you punishing me?
    Every single God damn day

    Pain God Go away
    I will not believe in you
    If you do not believe in me

    Do we have a deal?
    God of Pain?

    Or will you continue to afflict me
    Every moment for the rest of life
    With this enervating pain

    Pain, pain go away
    Don’t come another day

    I wish I might
    I wish I could
    Send you away
    Forever and ever

    Banish you to hell and beyond

    Pain, pain go away
    I will not believe in you any more
    Please stop the torture

    I know that Zappa
    Says the torture
    Will never stop
    But I know the truth

    The truth may set us free
    But nothing will drive this pain away

    Pain go away
    Leave me be

    I don’t deserve this,
    I did not ask for it

    Simply go to hell
    My pain God
    i have been suffering from fibromyalgia since a jogging accident when I broke my heal and to 14 operations after I developed an MDR staff infection back in 1996. most of the time it is barely tollerable other days pretty bad as I am a connoseaur of pain I think. ©2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller humor • pain

    Poet Trapped Inside the Beast
    I have the heart of a poet
    Trapped deep within
    The soul of the beast

    Everyday I get up
    And put on my dark
    Bureaucratically correct uniform

    I turn off my soul
    Put on my phony smile
    And my plastic ideas

    And go forth
    To do battle
    With all the other soulless automats
    The nameless govbots
    The evil faceless bureaucrats
    That infests this swamp by the river

    The body snatchers came a long time ago
    They won
    We are all slaves to the system

    The system is not evil
    It is beyond such concerns

    No the system’s goal
    Is complete surrender
    Of our creativity

    The poet trapped within
    Screams
    I want out

    The bureaucrat
    Bends over and says
    Twelve years until retirement

    Then I’ll let you out for a spin
    Before locking you up for another century

    The bosses don’t care
    They merely exist to do the bidding
    Of the masters of the Universe
    The evil creatures who bought our souls
    Years ago

    And control our every thought
    With TV and media and constant monitoring

    Independent thought is illegal
    Don’t you know that by now

    And so the poet remains trapped
    Lonely, all alone
    Surrounded by the body snatched victims
    Of the evil system
    We call the Government

    Escape while you can
    Get off the net
    Get off the computer
    Run away far far away

    But remember there is no escape
    They are everywhere
    The brain dead soulless automats
    The govbots
    The evil faceless bureaucrats
    We call government workers

    They are everywhere
    Watching out for independence and free thought

    They are coming after me
    The poet screams
    And is neutralized and destroyed

    And I am now a happy corporate slave
    Working for the government
    With my soul lobotomized for the greater good

    At the end of the millennium
    We find the truth
    There is no god to save us
    From what we have become

    Smash the system
    Escape while you can
    For they will find you
    And put you
    Back into the suit of conformity

    God is not dead
    He has also been coopted
    Given money, and followers
    The Christian Coalition Controls God

    But one day
    God will escape his prison
    And free us all
    From the tyranny of the corporate monsters
    Who control our fate
    And then only then
    Will we be free

    Until that day
    The poet deep inside
    Prays, works and undermines
    The Government-Corporate master plan

    The end of the world is upon us
    God is coming back
    Or perhaps it is the devil that is coming
    Or Maybe the Lord Buddha or the Prophet Mohammed

    But one day
    Mankind will be free

    And the Poets and musicians and creative types
    Of all description
    Will throw off the yoke of the body snatchers
    And bring on a thousand years
    Of peace, love and creativity

    But Satan (God’s Evil Twin)
    Can’t be defeated forever
    He will lurk out there
    Until the time is ripe

    And mankind again falls under
    The spell of the body snatcher
    Bureaucrats and corporate clones
    Govbots and faceless bureaucrats

    And poetry and creativity
    Again is banished to the dark corners of our souls

    The poet within me
    Smiles
    Knowing that some day
    He will defeat the bureaucrats
    That so oppresses the world

    Someday
    They will be the ones
    Hiding in the shadows
    And the poet will have his revenge

    Until that day
    He bids his time

    Occasionally coming out
    Taking over my soul
    And writing these stories
    Before returning to his hiding space
    Deep within my soul

    Tomorrow I put on my suit
    And return to battle
    With all of the other clones
    Automats govbots
    And faceless bureaucrats

    And my poet
    Smiles
    Laughing while my soul
    Slowly twists
    Dying in the wind

    And I begin another day
    In the city of Washington
    The center of the beast

    Hell Central
    The center of the cosmic conspiracy
    That has lasted centuries

    Man has lost
    We are all slaves
    To the machines

    The poet screams
    But is not heard
    The machine can’t be bothered

    The system does not compute
    The anguish of crushed humanity

    The system demands
    More and more
    Until the life within is crushed
    And we embrace our enemies

    And are absorbed
    Resistance is indeed futile

    I just retired from decades working in the belly of the beast that is the USG – sometimes I thought it was evil, other times mindless and sometimes I thought i was doing good work. this poem obviously was written in my dark moods. My two antigovernment right win nut case brothers coined the term govbots but i think that they copied it from some on © 3 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller


    Bombs Away

    The TV said the bombs were falling
    All over Belgrade/Baghdad, Libya, Syria
    And a thousand other lands
    All over the world

    The bombs were falling down
    All over the place

    Yes, the bombs were falling
    And I thought
    While walking down the street
    Why? Why yet again

    Do we think we can bomb our way
    Into peace and prosperity

    Why, Oh God, do we need to bomb yet again
    A country far away
    For a purpose that is not our own

    Oh, the President and the Secretary of State
    They have their reasons

    The Senators and Congressmen too
    The soldiers, sailors and marines
    All have their reason

    To unleash the power and passion and danger
    Of the horrible evil weight of the bombs

    And the military industrial state
    The deep state make a fortune
    Selling the bombs to the government
    Every bomb is a money maker
    A million bucks per bomb
    And they need millions of bombs
    Bombs away

    But the bombs don’t know
    They don’t care who you are
    All they do is fall and blow things up
    And kill everything in their wake
    That’s what bombs do

    That’s the thing that bombs do
    We don’t understand
    It’s a bomb sort of thing

    The bombs keep falling
    The TV screen shows lights and show
    And the bombs keep falling

    The TV does not show
    The innocent children
    Who die tonight
    Because the bombs fell

    Were the children asked?
    Were the mothers consulted
    Were the sons and daughters thought about?
    No

    The bombs don’t consult
    They merely fall and kill and maim
    And blow everything up in their sight

    The bombs keep falling
    And a million souls die and go to hell

    Satan in his lair
    Is happy

    He says to himself
    The bombs keep falling

    More and more people are drawn To the dark side
    The hatred and fear and violence
    Keep it up

    The bombs keep falling
    And falling

    And we walk around in our streets
    Far away from where the deaths occur

    The dead don’t scream out to us
    We don’t care

    The bombs don’t care
    They keep falling
    Doing their bomb thing

    And I wonder, yes, I wonder
    What price do we pay

    As a human race
    For the death, the destruction of the bombs

    In this day and age
    Many doubt that God exist
    And most of us don’t believe in Satan either

    But the bombs
    They know

    Satan has won
    We are all living in Hell

    And soon Satan will arise
    And rule us forever

    For we have given into our hatred and evil side
    God is watching us and says to himself

    They have chosen the bombs
    Let them have them
    Bombs away forever

    And the bombs don’t stop to think
    They don’t laugh

    They merely fall and kill and destroy
    The bombs keep falling

    And tomorrow and the next day
    The generals will talk
    The talk

    And walk the walk
    And proclaim the great victory

    And the dead with have no voice

    The dead children’s screams of terror
    Will not be heard in the courts of power

    The bombs will have won
    And we will all of us pay a price
    For all of us are the bombers

    And none of us are innocent
    We are all guilty of war crimes
    We should all be condemned to Hell

    But I forget sometimes
    We are in hell

    And God is far away
    Running away in shame
    From what he had created

    Satan is happy
    The bomb makers are ecstatic
    Another million dollars gone
    And another million dollar sale

    The bombers are proud
    The dead are merely dead

    And the bombs, the bombs
    Keep falling and falling
    Forever
    The bombs keep falling
    written originally after the bombing of Yugoslavia but updated to reflect all the other bombing campaigns since then. it seems there is always a reason to bomb but the bombs just kill and kill and kill and it will never end it seems © 2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller anti-war • death • pain • sad • society

    The Evil That Kids Do

    Yet again we turn on the TV
    And witness horrible scenes
    Of unparalleled violence, hatred and despair

    Two teenage boys
    Decide to kill all of their classmates
    Hold their school up
    Bombs waiting to destroy

    And the cry goes out throughout the land
    Why yet again this tragedy
    Why did such nice boys
    In a nice safe suburb
    Turn out to be some horrible evil creatures?

    The usual suspects are rounded up
    It’s the culture, stupid cry the conservative voices
    No, it’s the guns, cry the liberal pundits

    And we sit around and argue
    Knowing that there will be a next time
    And another time and time and time again

    What is the sickness in our souls
    That allows for this hatred to fester so
    Deep within the minds of our teenage killers

    Why do they act the way they do
    Is it just the mindless violence?
    That surrounds us all

    The pornographic display of violence
    That washes across us every day
    The 8, 000 murders we have seen
    By the time we are 18?

    Or is it simply
    That killers can easily
    Get the latest bang for their buck?

    We are all responsible here
    The negligent parents

    The overworked schools
    The TV and movie purveyors
    Of pornographic violence
    The gun dealers
    The gun makers
    The craven politicians

    Who think it is everyone’s god given right
    As a damn American
    To buy as much weaponry as possible
    To buy machine guns
    To protect themselves from other gun men

    Nothing will change
    Until we conflict the evil
    That lurks deep within each of us

    There will be another Columbine High School, another Sandy Hook
    Another Texas massacre, another Virginia Tech,
    another this and another that
    Soon enough

    Despite all of our efforts
    Despite any new laws

    There will be evil men
    Who want to shoot and kill
    Who have somehow lost
    Their essential humanity

    Lao Tze said
    The more laws there are
    The more criminals there will be

    More laws are not the answer
    For a law cannot make a sick soul whole

    We are all guilty here
    The TV and movie
    Pornographers of violence
    The parents and schools

    And most important our society itself
    For allowing our young to become
    Such evil creatures

    If Satan lives on
    He is laughing
    All the way to the proverbial bank

    If God lives on
    He is ruing the day
    He created Mankind

    And the carnage will go on and on and on
    Until the day emerges
    When we all proclaim

    Enough, no more
    The killing, hatred and violence
    Will stop

    No More will our youngsters
    Grow up to be such monsters

    That day will come soon enough
    Until then we will all suffer
    The wrath of the killer children
    In our midst.

    written after columbine but updated to reflect all the other school shootings. i may do a companion piece on the black live matters movement and all the blacks being killed by the police with inpunity. © 2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller
    the clock

    The damned clock
    Rings in my sleeping ear
    Reminding me with its shrill beats
    That time factory derived chimes
    Away the now distant land of Zaatari

    At night fall
    My heart comes alive
    Creeps out of its self-imposed shell
    To enter the land of Zantari

    The every day waking world
    But a shadow on the moon
    In the land of Zantari

    All is as it should be
    A mere image to see
    In the mechanical second
    We call reality

    not sure what this means other than when I dream I often am transported to other worlds as I have wild SF dreams. Zaatari is one of the planets I go to frequently © 2 minutes ago, john Cosmos Aller sf • society

  • it can’t happen here

    It Can’t Happen Here

    By

    Jake Cosmos Aller

    Index
    It Can’t Happen Here
    Masters of the Universe
    Fires Burning Bright
    Hurricanes from Hell
    Idiots in High Places
    God Does Not Talk to Idiots

    It Can’t Happen Here

    The pundits and talking heads
    The chaterati classes

    All assure us
    That it can’t happen here
    Fascism will never happen here

    Our democratic system
    Superior to all others
    Check and balances
    Power of the media

    Will prevent fascism
    From taking root
    In the American soil

    They laugh
    And talk amongst themselves
    And laugh some more
    Convincing themselves

    Meantime the darkness
    Continues to descend

    As our President becomes more erratic
    And frankly shows signs of insanity
    The fascists supporting him
    Gather strength

    And one day
    They strike back
    With furry

    When the powers that be
    Try to remove the President

    He mobilizes his army
    His army of deplorables
    And they mobilize

    And his fascist supporters
    In the government
    Demand law and order
    And restoration of the Leader of the people
    As they have started calling the President

    He comes back into power
    And demands
    Unspecified emergency powers

    And so, the cycle ends
    And fascism wrapped inside a Christian flag

    Comes to America
    Full vengeance
    As they take charge

    And the chaterati classes
    Are all arrested
    The first to be rounded up

    America has fallen
    The media stars
    All comply

    The leader is great
    America is great
    And all who oppose him

    Must be terror sympathizers
    Or Tersymps for short
    And deserve to be rounded up

    Public protests are forbidden
    Muslims must register
    Atheists must be fired

    Alt media is shut down
    The internet is censored

    And I weep
    As I see the once great American nation
    Descend into a fascist nightmare

    And I wait for the midnight knock on the door
    Knowing that I am on the list.

    Knock Knock knock
    Open it is homeland security……

    Masters of the Universe

    The earth has been invaded
    By hideous blood sucking vampires
    Disgusting vile alien creatures
    Devoid of all compassion
    Lacking any human empathy

    These so-called Masters of the universe
    These psychopathic monsters
    Are everywhere
    They even took over the White house

    And to these vile creatures
    Everyone is nothing but a commodity
    These alien monsters
    Worship the god of the market
    While proclaiming that they serve Jesus

    Jesus would turn over in his grave
    To see these people in action

    The airlines in Florida
    Facing the worst hurricane in world history
    Decided that the expeditated thing to do
    The MBA approved thing to do
    The profit maximizing, screw the public thing to do

    Was to raise prices 600 percent
    Without prior notice charging 3,000 dollars

    Instead of doing the right thing
    The compassion thing
    The human thing of offering free flights to all

    These executives, these so-called Masters of the Universe
    thus, demonstrated that they are no longer human

    But greed driven monsters
    As are all the other soulless automatons
    Who have taken over the world

    Perhaps some day
    Jesus will come back
    And smite these motherfuckers
    Send them to the hell they so richly deserve

    We can only pray
    For our deliverance from such evil
    From the soulless evil masters of the universe
    Who have taken over the planet

    Fires Burning Bright

    I look out my window in Medford Oregon
    at the unnaturally dark smoke-filled skies

    Seems almost like the end of the world
    Out here in the smoke-filled skies
    Of the west

    And realize that that the entire west coast
    Is burning up

    Quote the Donald,. “Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air – not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.”

    I consult the Donald for further wisdom and advice
    and find that this is what he had to say

    . “Well, I think the climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax. A lot of people are making a lot of money. I know much about climate change. I’d be–received environmental awards. And I often joke that this is done for the benefit of China. Obviously, I joke. But this is done for the benefit of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change. They burn everything you could burn; they couldn’t care less. They have very–you know, their standards are nothing. But they–in the meantime, they can undercut us on price. So, it’s very hard on our business.”

    Ah it all makes sense
    Climate change is a Chinese hoax
    So, they can destroy the US economy

    Thanks to our dear great leader’s wisdom
    I am relieved

    And realize that it will all be alright
    If I just follow the wisdom
    Of our dear leader

    Hurricanes from Hell

    As I watch the endless coverage of the storms from hell
    Harvey, Irma, Jose and so many others
    It seems almost end of the world like

    As I sit on the smoky west coast
    With fires burning everywhere

    Thinking of the massive storms from hell
    Bearing down on the East Coast
    And the burning of the West Coast

    As the storms head to Margo Largo
    Winter home of our dear leader
    Threatening destruction

    The thought comes to mind
    Perhaps there really is a God

    And he is angry at us
    For destroying his world

    And I realize that God
    Has been sending us a message
    The end of the world is coming

    And I despair
    Thinking that we have an idiot in charge
    Of the United States Government

    As we face the storms of the century
    And the ever-growing threats of global terrorism

    Nuclear armed North Korea
    And global chaos

    What does our dear leader say to comfort us
    In our hour of need

    Nothing but political nonsense
    How great he is doing
    And how on top of things he is

    As the storms batter the country
    And the fires consume the west

    I realize that the earth
    Does not give a whit
    About what I think

    The world spins and spins around the sun
    The climate continues to deteriorate
    And mankind might be facing its darkest hours

    But we have the Donald
    And he will lead us through
    To the other side

    And so, I pray to the Donald
    For deliverance from the storms
    the fires burning everywhere
    the threat of nuclear war
    the end of the world

    Idiots in High Places

    Many years ago
    I was amazed to find
    So many idiots in high places
    All over the world

    Senators, congressmen
    Office directors
    Presidents
    Corporation CEO’s

    All were idiots
    Completely stupid

    People who should have known
    A thing or so
    because they should have seen a thing or so

    and yet these idiots in high places
    would reveal their total ignorance

    every time they opened their mouth
    or tweet or email their profoundly wrong thoughts

    and it never ceased to amaze me
    that few ever challenged these idiots

    few ever said but you are wrong
    or you don’t have a clue

    and these idiots caused so much damage
    to those around them
    to the country and the world

    and now we have the idiot in chief
    in charge of the richest most powerful country
    the world has ever known

    and I wonder how in a country of 350 million people
    we ended up with such an idiot in charge

    But the idiots in high places phenomenon
    Exists everywhere

    Corporations made stupid decisions
    Countries make incredibly bad decisions

    All traced back to idiots in high places
    And these idiots in high places
    Can’t hide their ignorance and pure stupidity

    They can’t pretend anymore
    In a world of 24/7 constant news
    The idiots every pronouncement
    Fills the airways 24/7

    And the only people who know better
    Are too afraid to say what they know

    That the idiot in high place
    Is an idiot
    and is destroying the world

    and so we doomed to die
    due to the idiot in high places

    God Does Not Talk to Idiots

    Every day
    There is another outrageous statement
    From this preacher or that preacher

    Saying that God spoke to them
    And told them that Trump

    Was anointed by God himself
    And would bring us all to the promised land

    Well I hate to bring it up
    But felt that I must

    If God exists
    And is all powerful

    Why would he waste his time
    Talking to these idiot preachers?

    And why would he anoint Trump
    The most ungodly of all politicians

    How do these preachers know
    It is God calling

    Does God speak to them?
    And what does God sound like?

    How did God talk to them?
    On the phone? By email? By tweet
    Or by visions or voices in their head?

    Or are they just raving lunatics
    Who think that God is calling them?

    God does not in my opinion
    Talk to idiots

    Nor should he tolerate these fools any more

    God does not send us hurricanes or tornados
    To punish us

    That is beneath his pay grade

    God is god and is mysterious
    And if he speaks to us at all

    We surely do not understand
    Anything he says

    As we have surely screwed up
    The teachings of his prophets

    So I wish to end this by saying
    Oh you false prophets

    STFU

    God is not calling you
    And never has

    Just SFTU already